Obtained Ensupremacy editionTorned Winds From A Past Star: >>121589700
Chud-free genFully inclusive metal appreciation zone
>>121593084Vargrav gives me a similar feel. AOTY for 2023.
I love Nile but find it hard to dig this album. It's just not the same without Dallas Toler-Wade.
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Let's all love MetalhonWe lover our metal-appreciating women, dont' we folks?
I've noticed this gen does not appreciate modern technical death metal and I think that's quite a shameThe genre's been popping offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmwcT7pjfKM
>>121593151Sheesh, forgot to ctrl+chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NmyMmIRvNw
Only Pytten is true.>album not produced by PyttenDon't give a shytten.
>>121593151Pure tech death is wank.
>>121593226And that's why it's basedFirst Fragment fag knew this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYBi-F0ucTs
>>121593253Now this is some real fucking death metal
>>121593253I recorded with the engineer who worked on Evanescence's platinum albumsHe was a total dick
>>121593319Its a damn fucking shame that Evanescence got popular because all of their good stuff was underground
>>121593253Brutal
Could the riff in the beginning be considered metalcore?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d4JcqQmLYU
>>121593084terrible op>>121593090correct.
>>121593354That type of metalcore is just swedish-melodeath worship with breakdowns interspersed
I like that one time Misþyrming did a brief breakdown in that one track.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xCPWeggxpZM&t=105
>>121593463Ay that kinda fucks
BLASTIN?
>>121593084great op>>121593090incorrect. >>>/r/eddit/
>>121593089>>121593073Being top class player in Guitar Hero is much harder than mastering the actual instrument, especially in this day and age with tabs and YouTube tutorialsPeople who can play Guitar Hero in the top are much better than guitarists who can nail shred, this is really hard truth to swallow for some people, even if it's not "real playing" (who cares except other guitarists )
>>121593940
>>121593103Yeah, I felt the same way when I saw Nile live after Dallas left. Still fucking incredible, just not the same. New guy isn't terrible but he's no Dallas
Going on holiday to Norway in the summer, ladsGonna drag my gf who doesn't listen to metal around to all of the BM related sites (Neseblod, Fantoft, Grieghallen etc) and there's nothing she can do about it
>>121593084>>121593210BasedHEIL OBTAINED ENSLAVEMENT
>>121594012Kek based. Pytten does guided tours in Grieghallen, hopefully I can visit Norway somedayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ChLqOWh88
>>121594029Oh I didn't know that, cool. Is that just during Beyond the Gates? Because I won't actually be in Bergen when that's on
>>121594090I think so, yeah.
>>121594136Man, not this time but one of these days I'll make it to BtG
>>121594029gonna book this tour just so i can call him shitten to his face
>>121594012>gffake unkvlt poser
>you will never unwind a casette>you will never eagerly wait for next month's edition of Kerrang! or Metal Hammer magazine>you will never take a visit to the bigger neighbouring city, go to the music shop there and be absolutely amazed by the large selection of metal CDs they have there>you will never have a CD collection>you will never just sit in your room, listening to a CD on repeat, obsessively reading the lyrics and the booklet back to front because you had nothing better to do (and loved it)>you will never cut out random pictures from your metal 'zine to stick up as posters on your wall>you will never patiently wait 4 hours to download a Morbid Angel or Darkthrone track from Limewire only to find out that you actually downloaded Brazilian fart porn>you will never have an account and shitpost on a BB forum dedicated to your favourite metal band while pretending to be 10-20 years older than you actually are>you will never sit alone on the back of the bus to school, with retardedly big headphones and a cable that's too long, rocking out to your favourite metal album on walkman/discman>you will never tape/CD trade with that 1 (one) other metalhead kid in your schoolYou will never be one of us.
>>121594240I even wear deodorant
>>121594012>>121594029>grieghallenInherently.
>>121594294When you die, your relatives will throw your garbage "collection" in the trash where it belongs
>>121594361kek btfo
>>121594361Imagine never having listened to music outside of Youtube or Spotify.
>>121594361Damn son he had a family
>>121594339>>grieghallenmore like "help I've fallen" (because he's a diapershitter)
>>121594294Got this at a flea market, I am waiting for the belt replacement to come.I'm an elder zoomie, so I mainly grew up with cds, but still had some cassettes as a kid. It's obviously kind of retarded to collect those in the current year but analog appeals to me and it's cheaper than vinyl. I just have to get koss porta pros with the yaxi pads to get headphones that look the part.
>>121594384Almost as cringe as buying physical when you can torrent exists
>>121594515woops forgot the picture
>muh collection
>>121594537>>121594400so true shitpost sister
>>121594521Very based anon.
>>121594521The musical equivalent of buying an indoor outhouse.
I LOVE COLLECTING PHYSICAL MEDIA! MAKES ME FEEL WARM INSIDE!
>>121594636I've been seeing this picture posted for years and it's the first time I clicked it. I always thought it was a mask as an album cover.
I just re-listened to Walk by Pantera after a lot of time and while it still sounds awesome the solo feels completely out of place like it was meant for a different song
morbid visions
HEIL J-DAWG
Kaevum - Kultur (2023)Listen to it.
>>121594994Confirmed mid.
>>121595003Correct. We hate that diapernoise here.
>>121594977HEIL
>>121593510
more like gaebum kek
>>121595074overrated
Deathspell Omega is just Sunny Day Real Estate with a higher skill ceiling
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Babymetal and Hector linked up.Need it or keep it?
trannypoper
>>121595370>>121595379Not metal.
>>121595379we hate him almost as much as homophobia here
her*
>>121595359>"Black Metal" before Euronymous and Varg started playing Black MetalNBM
>>121595393she is an ally
Artist: SatanicWarmasterAlbum: Crelian Satanist MadssSong: Caelian Satanist Maess>Born from the blood that was carried through time>Encircling the true essence of the wolf>To reap the weak as a cursed shadow in the night>And let their death ornament the snow>When the fullmoon shines, the werelf strikes>The human fear sings my song>When carelian forests echoe with your death>The power is regained by the strong>Singing Sieg Heil - psalms to scourge jewish god>To make his children rot and hurt>Burning the chapels so their prayers cannot be heard>To leave them as kill for our knives>To see their altars turned to dust - Is a dream becoming reality>To see their cross crumbling to rust - Forgotten to void for eternity>The rite of white man reborn - From false light into darkness>That holds the true light in scorn - The Carelian Satanist Madness>When their children crawl in broken glass>The human torment carries my name>When the embers breed a new black order>The darkness reveals the true light>When the fullmoon shines, the werewolf strikes>The human fear sings my song>When carelian forests echoe with your death>The world is regained by the Satan>The rite of white man reborn - From false light into darkness>That holds the true light in scorn - The Carelian Satanist Madness
>>121595402>varg>black metalbased retard
>>121595431totally imbecilic
>>121595420>Artist: SatanicWarmaster>Album: Crelian Satanist Madss>Song: Caelian Satanist Maess>>Born from the blood that was carried through time>>Encircling the true essence of the wolf>>To reap the weak as a cursed shadow in the night>>And let their death ornament the snow>>When the fullmoon shines, the werelf strikes>>The human fear sings my song>>When carelian forests echoe with your death>>The power is regained by the strong>>Singing Sieg Heil - psalms to scourge jewish god>>To make his children rot and hurt>>Burning the chapels so their prayers cannot be heard>>To leave them as kill for our knives>>To see their altars turned to dust - Is a dream becoming reality>>To see their cross crumbling to rust - Forgotten to void for eternity>>The rite of white man reborn - From false light into darkness>>That holds the true light in scorn - The Carelian Satanist Madness>>When their children crawl in broken glass>>The human torment carries my name>>When the embers breed a new black order>>The darkness reveals the true light>>When the fullmoon shines, the werewolf strikes>>The human fear sings my song>>When carelian forests echoe with your death>>The world is regained by the Satan>>The rite of white man reborn - From false light into darkness>>That holds the true light in scorn - The Carelian Satanist MadnessIMHERETLY.
Median age of this thread: 35
>>121595482Unexpected median age. It's usually very low or very high
>>121595420>The corrosive parasites are trying to turn my home land into some fucking leper colony.>The swastika will sun rise again upon my native soil, the time of purification is at hand.
>Unto Others and Eternal Champion are doing a co-headline show in AugustWeird fucking combo
Satanic Tyrant Werwolf a.k.a: Lauri Penttilä, Armageddon, Bestial Noise, Graf Werwolf, Graf Werwolf von Armageddon, Knife, Lord Tyrant Werwolf, Nazgul, Nazgul von Armageddon, Orlok, Satanic Warmaster Mutilator Werewolf of Black Vengeance, Sexual Hammer, S.T. Werwolf, STW, The True Werwolf, Tyrant Werwolf, Vaërlv, Vince Venom, Von Armageddon, Werwolf, Werewolf, Werwolf of the Black Order, Werwf, Xulilitu
Digital Downloads are for poser ass Twinkcorers. Sadistic Intent fans buy physical format
Cradle Of Filth suck
>>121593510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyxeqVyYSqg
>>121594294>You'll never listen Summoning - Stronghold and think it's kinda good and epic after you notice the shortcomings with the record for the first timeIt's mid as hell, but if you listen closely, it's like low+ mid- maybe the worst album of their whole discography
>>121595616Anything from the 90's or after 2015 is good. Anything between is pretty damn bad.
Summooning - Stroonghoold
>>121595616correct
ROTTEN TO THE CORE
>free rock disco starting at 10:00 PMI'm sure it will not be filled with gypsies and other wonderful people.
>>121595616Cruelty and the Beast mogs your favorite album.>>121595667Thornography is damn underrated.
>>121595845>Cruelty and the Beast What I love about this album is that not only it has aged like fine wine, it was the first Romantic Black Metal album ever made. They were not afraid to put romance into the most heavy and extreme genre possible - and make it work like a charm
>>121595845True. Thornography is a pleb filter
>>121593510Going through more of the Jute Gyte discography today, quick stop at Birefringe, then Unus, then probably the 2013-2014 trilogy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjFFUM9-asY
>Going through more of the Jute Gyte discography today, quick stop at Birefringe, then Unus, then probably the 2013-2014 trilogy.
>>121595845For me, it's Dusk and Her Embrace.
>>121593105Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
What if in her place one hundred candles burning and shall I prove I mean what I'm saying?
>>121595956>evening minuetto in the castle by the sea>a jewel more radiant than the moon lowered her mask to me
>fire>desirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yadgRtWoCdg
>>121596319I love all tracks on that album, I really do. But Funeral in Carpathia and the title track take the cake. Also, the bonus version includes a cover of Hell Awaits and Nocturnal Supremacy, both excellent tracks.https://youtu.be/2XNWvSParfk
>>121594012>NoseblodIt burned down lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J13mr_59Z5E
>>121593510Onto Unus now
>>121596419Beauty Slept In Sodom, Funeral in Carpathia and A Gothic Romance for me. Funeral is their best song easily.
>>121596503Forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSdRSDarSW8
>>121596503>>121596514based POC supporter
Also my Cradle tier list
>Forgot linkI dont think anyone cares bud
>>121596514We care
>>121596543Kek this. No one listens to jude gayt
Hector will be listening to Cradle of Filth in the next 5 or 10 years
Trannypoper will be dilating within the next 5 or 10 minutes
>>121593135>lust-provoking image
>>121593084https://honkfm.com/2276/black-shabbat-prion-man>>121596619lust-preventing if anything
I listen to all Jute Gyte songs posted here
I don't listen to anything Hector posts here
>>121596800no one does
No one has matched Varg vocals. Nyktalgia gets close.
>>121596800I don’t know why people pay attention to him, he’s annoying and not even fun to mock like Bongman was.
obtained enslavement
>>121596534Hammer of the Witches is a great album, also a kino cover.
>>121596892HEIL
Can we all just listen to Obtained Enslavement
>>121596953Sorry but since I'm no longer a virgin I cannot listen to black metal I don't want to be inauthentic
Album cover idea: Stephen Colbert being shot in the head while saying "reality has a well known liberal bias".
>>121596960>I'm no longer a virginDoubt. You're a truecel!
>>121596969lemme guess: by the Joker wearing a Nazi armband
>>121596972Nope, I was balls deep broThe next day I was compelled by some force to throw away all my BM merch
bmsisters................
>>121596996this is gigacope
>>121596996Correct. The real first wave is GISM
>mfw black metalfags call their guitars "battleaxes">mfw black metalfags call their riffs "movements">mfw black metalfags call their vocals "invocations">mfw black metalfags call their KISS make-up "demon war paint">mfw black metalfags call their songs "spells">mfw black metalfags call their band mates "battle brothers">mfw black metalfags call their album packaging "grimoires">mfw black metalfags call their recording studios "dungeons">mfw black metalfags call their record deals "Faustian pacts"
>>121596996ORRRRRRR JAPAN REAR PRACE WHERE BRACK METAR START STUPID GAIJIN
>>121597040>noooo stop having fun! metal is meant to be SERIOUS BUSINESS ONLY
>>121596996GISM sounds like Iron Maiden mixed with discharge
>>121596574I will never, Dani can't sing or do harsh vocals and the disneytunes they make are abhorrent to my ears. The likelihood of me still listening to metal as my main genre in the next 10 years is probably approaching 0. Instead the selection of bands I take from metal will become smaller and smaller as metal does not attract many intelligent composers due to the idiotic fans and culture surrounding it. The future ought to learn certain qualitiesGuitar work:DsOFirst FragmentAd NauseamBANInstrumentation and progressionElendAquilusStructure and DynamicsEhnahreJute GyteI would perhaps be in favor of a new genre to avoid any connection to traditional metal fandom and its listeners; although I am unsure what to call it, maybe "Obombration" after the two DsO tracks.
>>121596969this is a metal thread not a let’s brainstorm the cover of Tim Pool’s album thread
>>121596996funny how in all of these stories about how black metal was born, punk always plays a big role in it
>>121597152>I am unsure what to call it, maybe "Obombration" after the two DsO tracks.post was fine until this part, gayid want to call it metal in opposition or something like that. sucks that post- metal was already taken
Punk and metal are literally the same genre.
>>121597166There's nothing curious about that. Punk has had a huge influence on metal music.
Bait above me
punk had very little to do with the evolution of metal. motorhead is the chief band responsible for pushing metal in a faster heavier darker direction and they came up alongside punk. it's basically an example of convergent evolution in the music scene. sure, punk was there, but few metal musicians in the 80s were actually listening to it.
>>121597198motorhead is literally punk and so it was early maiden
>>121597198>but few metal musicians in the 80s were actually listening to it.This is wrong and you know it. No need to pull the endless pictures of the early thrash & extreme bands wearing discharge shirts and mentioning punk in the liner notes as inspiration
What are you guys favorite bands
>>121597225>DsO>First Fragment>Ad Nauseam>BAN>Instrumentation>Elend>Aquilus>Ehnahre>Jute Gyte
stop replying to bait idiots
My girlfriend just upload this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrdoiGjnPpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrdoiGjnPps
>>121597277nobody cares tyrone
>>121597290I care
Death to all humanity.
>>121597304dont say that
>>121597304KILL MANKIND
>>121597173>Metal in Opposition Could work, although personally I am not a fan of simply repeating names of things. Technically it might be the most accurate, although minus the jazz influence that comes with prog rock and its blues roots. Still I like "Obombration" because the word meaning lines up with the sound and if you play Obombration part 1/2 together it gives a decent idea of the type of thing it ought to strive for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNFDo_89GNkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHzGrmaowgYBtw have you ever listened to Obombration on loud speakers before? Absolutely thrilling. I would pay a massive sum of money to hear that 2 minute snippet played live with a real orchestra in pitch darkness. 100% has to have been Elend who made it, pretty sure they do all the orchestrated and ambient parts for DsO. >post-metalEven ignoring that post-metal already has been taken, it was already stained by the existence of post-rock which would have nothing to do with this new genre. It would have never worked.
>>121597152>The likelihood of me still listening to metal as my main genre in the next 10 years is probably approaching 0Good, then you can stop proving what a pleb tourist you are here.
>>121597320>touristBut my hair is still on top of my head? Perhaps you have me mistaken for someone else.
There is no reason for anyone to live.
>>121597313only womankind
>>121597343this but unironically
>yeah you see all these lauded metal releases? they're all...LE BAD!cringe. but this is also coming from the brownoid that gets filtered by shows
>>121597355What implied irony?
>>121597358>they're all...LE BAD!Correct.
>>121597362this is /metal/most posts here are either baits or shitposting
Which NSBM vocalist has the best Hitler mustache?
>>121597198Motorhead were influenced by punk you retard
>>121597152>The likelihood of me still listening to metal as my main genre in the next 10 years is probably approaching 0I said this from the very beginning. You are a tourist and you will be on your way sooner rather than later. Metal is not for you. The idiotic fans and culture are doing their job filtering you. It's called gatekeeping and it's how we keep metal pure. And you can take those eight shitty bands with you on the way out. Good riddance.
>>121597454>The idiotic fans and culture are doing their job filtering you. It's called gatekeeping and it's how we keep metal pure.this. i love how heccy loves to say his own list of dogshit bands no one else listens to filter others and then he says shit like that. the irony is completely lost on him. it reminds me of that post here from a couple weeks ago that completely BTFO him: he only listens to obscure shit because he thinks it gives him a personality, a classic poser move that's as old as time. he doesn't actually care about metal at all. soon enough he'll move onto another genre of music, ignore its foundational bands and immediately try and find the most obscure shit so he can lord it over others like he's always been a long-time gatekeeper
>>121597454>The idiotic fans and culture are doing their job filtering you.They didn't filter me, since I came and listened to everything in metal. The only "filter" that currently exists for me is time, if I could I would time travel 50 years in the future and then I could probably say whole heartedly "metal is finally good". Its just slow going right now because it takes time for culture to grow; the boring beginnings of Black Shabbot, Motorhead, Tourtallica, Gayhem, Ironic Gaiden, etc need to be forgotten as pop music inevitably always is, while the increase of knowledge about the eight bands I listed becomes more well known - influencing the new more intelligent fan. Right now its like watching a chrysalis, sure it would be interesting if I could play back two weeks on fast forward, but as it stands in reality - progress is slow and almost unnoticeable day by day!
>>121597523>he only listens to obscure shit because he thinks it gives him a personality,so if someone dont exclusively listen to death, mayhem and metallica they dont actually like metal and are just pretending ? holly shit you people are retarded,
>>121597527How's your "Intro to 20th Century Art" course going so far for you? You learning a lot?
>>121597040>>121597071The Don Quixote of metal genres.
Hector is a pseud that likes pomo music that happens to have guitar distortion.
>>121597523See >>121597527, there was no filtration since I already came and listened to all of the bands in metal. All of your tourist trash I blasted, then I found better music because I'm not a mongrel drone who is simply a copy paste of the person next to him. I have my own taste and my own ideas because I am my own person, I have no need to kneel and pray to idols given to me who were long since surpassed in worthiness. >>121597551What you are hearing is the incoherent screeching of an obese balding man upset that no one will glorify his pop rock anymore. >>121597558I don't remember the "intro to 20th century art" course teaching about futurism, or even existing in the first place. Have you taken such a course, or let me guess, any time anything that seems intelligent to yourself you reply to that post with "introduction to [x thing]" right?>I don't think its intelligent!!!!You do, just like when mongrels post "pretentious", it is the spiteful comment of a lesser man upset he can't understand things he himself perceives as too intelligent for himself.
Nobody reads the inane walls of texts you post.
Everybody reads the exciting walls of texts you post.
>>121597551>so if someone dont exclusively listen to death, mayhem and metallica they dont actually like metal and are just pretending ?never said that retard stop putting words in my mouth. you can go ahead and not like some bands, but if you unilaterally hate *all* the bands listed here >>121597334 and then go "acsksually the real essence of metal was never in these popular bands that established the genre, it's all about this one shitwipe bedroom project from bumfuck, kansas that only 3 people and a parrot know about and you don't agree with me you're filtered and never liked metal to begin with!" then you're a fucking poser that needs to kill themselves
>>121597334Oh come on, The Jester Race is good.
>>121596991>in my dreams, it was real
>uhm i wasn't actually filtered! the bands just need to get better 50 years from now!holy fucking filtered
Why even come here if you have nothing but contempt for this place? /classical/ is always open.
____ in Opposition has sadly already been appropriated by some rym pseudhttps://rateyourmusic.com/list/Sepulcrustacean/death-in-opposition-the-eldritch-architecture-of-avant-prog-death-metal/
>>121597635ITNE shits all over it. It is also easily top 5 metal records.
>>121597664This guy is peak irony and a classic midwit in the vein of DMU/Anus crowd, he hates dissonance and then attempts to call his list of random bands "metal in opposition" in reference to RIO, yet what was RIO if not the dissonant form of rock music with heaping of classical influence? Just like DMU running around calling OSDM riffs "leitmotifs" and praising "classical" music, only to receive actual classical influence with DsO or Gorguts which they hate. Same people copy pasted with only a different color to them, no real thought behind anything they write or talk about.
>>121597152>I will neverNever say never. Cradle will be your redemption arc, you will love Cruelty and the Beast and finally start enjoying music instead of worshipping wankery and dissonance. ...or you will forget all about metal(including DSO) and only listen to Classical music(doubt).
>>121597661>Why even come here if you have nothing but contempt for this place?lack of social life
>>121597741Yea he's a known Prozak copycat while also being a leftyfag who abandons all pretense of objectivity if a band is right wing (e.g. Argho gets 0% but clones without the funny lyrics get praise). The only dissonance he likes is cognitive it seems.
Prozak is based because he makes Hector and Negru seethe.
>>121597597>me who were long since surpassed in worthiness.No one surpassed them. I've listened to the exact same music you have, and no they have not been surpassed. Keep seething.
>>121597661>/classical/ Lifeless general that spends all its time talking about Beethoven, Bach, or Mozart. Any slightly lesser known composer is ignored, every new idea is rejected, its a barren wasteland full of dead people and a single spammer obsessed with Beethoven. >>121597745>finally start enjoying musicIf anyone enjoys music they certainly aren't listening to Cradle. There is a reason why Kanye West and Playboi Carti is at the top of your most listened to on lastfm along side Cradle.
>>121593510https://youtu.be/hR-wsrDn69Y?si=Pw2MEcJz7IfwpliA
>>121597810>No one surpassed them
>>121597820>Any slightly lesser known composer is ignored, every new idea is rejected,Not like you've listened to and studied any era in its entirety. You are just a worthless consoomer obsessed with anything "NEW" despite the quality. Also there's a lot of discussion going on in /classical/ you are simply lying.
>>121597820>There is a reason why Kanye West and Playboi Carti is at the top of your most listened to on lastfm1. I don't use lastfm, never have, never will(nor rym) 2. I've never enjoyed a rap tune in my life3. I am enjoying music as much as humanly possible. Most of my time is dedicated to listening music.
>>121597850>Also there's a lot of discussion going on in /classical/ you are simply lyingAh yes, nothing like discussing the 70 different renditions of Beethoven's 9th for the 10th time that day, or another surely thrilling conversation about one Bach piece vs another Bach piece for the 80th time that week. Maybe posting some Yuja Wang and talking about her feet despite her entire appearance being what can only be described as "5/10". What a delightful general, its just as garbage as this one is. >>121597883I assumed you were the Cradlefag who added me on lastfm. Either way, the band is a joke and any time you look at a Cradle fan's other musical interests the truth shows itself.
Metal for this feel?
Decided to make a pitstop at the Jute Gyte/Spectral Lore split, very good so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u45Bt_ZNRk8
Jute Gyte is sissy hypno music.
Objectively speakingBeethoven's 9th >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *power gap* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anything by Deathspell Omega, Jute Gyte, First Fragment or Ad Nausean
>>121598136>Beethoven's 9thholy pleb
>>121598136Correct
>>121598147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk
>>121598136>>121598163>DUDE BEETHOVEN AND MOZART LMAOTourism, pure tourism.
Someone just put Bach, Brahms, Vivaldi, and Wagner already so we can skip the tourism exercise. So fucking boring.
Bach is a midwit filter.
>>121598170Sad and lonely pathetic loser.
>>121598193>is literally one of the most popular composers there is>DUDE ITS DA MIDWIT FILTER LMAOYou are a diseased mongrel only fit to crawl on your hands and feet through pigshit.
>>121593084WHOA! There's still a metal thread here? Well, buckle up, metalinos, you're about to be stabbed thoroughly by this wicked fucking onslaught of nightmare fuel! It is as if Cerberus snapped off its chain and bit me in 49 embarrassing places! Molten lava type music! WOW!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM0Nu_WkfRQ
Iconoclasm is very brown and very soi.
>>121598202>DUDE I"M COPYING A SHITPOSTER FROM ANOTHER GENERAL LMAOUtterly desperate copy paste npc with no originality.
The Sword for coomers
>>121598206Said midwit in question:
>>121598231His popularity means the people who cherish him the most are likely the middle of the pack, aka the "midwits", a group of people you don't belong to because you are a "low wit" judging by the fact you self refute within a single post.
We need to turn /metal/ into /classical/ 2.0. Only name will remain. Post Bachhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TX_g1rbAkc
>>121598221bog standard dude weed band. too bad because the bitch is hot and has hairy pits
>>121598244Go masturbate to your Tim Henson folder, you’re insufferable to interact with.
>>121598269An idiot finds anyone correcting him to be insufferable I imagine.
>>121598277Enya is for homosexuals.
>>121598265>hairy pitsgross
>>121598206>is literally one of the most popular composers there isHow does that refute his post exactly
>>121598217>'Let's go!' I said. 'Friends, away! Let's go! Mythology and the Mystic Ideal are defeated at last. We're about to see the Centaur's birth and, soon after, the first flight of Angels! ... We must shake at the gates of life, test the bolts and hinges. Let's go! Look there, on the earth, the very first dawn! There's nothing to match the splendor of the sun's red sword, slashing for the first time through our millennial gloom!'
>>121598315see >>121598244 if you need it spelled out for you.
>>121598315It doesn’t, being popular with the masses and actual musicians is proof that he isn’t a midwit composer.
>>121597152>>121597315>>121597527>>121597597>>121597741>>121597820if the original fascists and futurists were anything like this guy then it's very easy to understand why they got completely btfo in WW2
>>121598252>We need to turn /metal/ into /classical/We don't want to see you, hear you, talk to you or even smell you. Which is a challenge, but we'll try. Stop stealing. You stole our chord progressions "riffs", you stole our arpeggios, and now you're even trying to steal our containment thread. Fuck you and your mom (I already had her desu).
>>121598325>>121598244This is hilariously arbitrary. Unless you can provide a strong empirical evidence, your claim is worthless.
AOTY
>>121598221NYC Jewish poseur with prosthetic tit suit
>>121598349What are you talking about?
>>121593103>>121593985it's definitely better than Ithyphallic, At the Gate of Sethu or What Should Not Be Unearthed
>>121593253Holy fuck, insanely good
>>121598334The masses ARE the midwits you severely brainrotten RETARD. "MID" as in MIDDLE, as in the middle of the BELL CURVE, as in the greatest population are the MIDWIT. >>121598352>Empirical evidenceOf what exactly? The ill/non defined term "midwit" and how it relates to Bach? Let me go ask the ivy leagues if they have ever managed to get around doing a study on the entire population of earth about Bach so that we might attempt to get close to "empirical" evidence despite that evidence still needing to be judged subjectively since we don't have cloning technology to test the same human twice, nor any sort of way to control the environment of the humans that wouldn't break every human right, and indeed we still actually lack the correct way to measure or identify intelligent empirically anyways. Another mongrel tries his hand at conversation, only to prove he has not a shred of thought to him.
>>121598353First track in, Hector would like this I think. Summoning Hector >>121597315 >>121597152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mGn2OBHCYk
>>121597958https://youtu.be/uJRUq90EC_A?feature=shared
>>121598365>prosthetic tit suitqrd?
The masses are not midwits, they’re on the other side of the bellcurve.
>>121595690Masterpiece
>>121598371I like At the Gates of Sethu.
>>121598455You wish.
>>121598439that Castle Rat poseur wears one of these
>>121598471That’s simply the truth.
>>121598483>in my mind, it was real.
>>121598414>Of what exactly?Of your arbitrary claim. Of course you cannot, since it is arbitrary.
>>121598488Who are you quoting?
>>121598471>>121598488Hector, listen to >>121598416 please.
>>121598481source?
>>121598496Notice the lack of any rebuttal to what I wrote, and of course the obvious nature of him only using this standard on myself and not the person who originally wrote that Bach was a filter. Indeed again re-notice that he has not bothered to ever once post this to anyone else in any /metal/ thread that you can find. The reason is obvious: he just wishes to attack me regardless of any validity to what he posts and most certainly has no regard for wanting the standards of proof to be raised. He is in other words, an angry mongrel who abuses terms he thinks he understands ("empirical") despite having no knowledge of what they entail. Just like when a fake "human" argues about subjectivity after you insult his cherished interest, he knows not what actually is or is not subjective, nor does he ever bring it up if you speak positively about something, only when he wishes to defend something he likes. This is what is called "bad faith", and all mongrels are full of nothing else except it. >>121598516>>121598416I did, it was boring and basic with very poor vocals. Admittedly it is good for Fenriz's standards and I always said Doom was his best genre; he should have stuck with Isengard.
Did not peruse.
It's been a (very) LOOONG time I enjoyed new Darkthrone this much. Truly AOTY hands down. And yes I haven't even finished blasting album, it's already better than EVERYTHING else I've heard this year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJDBwP4CKEMThe coprse paint revival would be the best and final touch to this banger. I miss the goofy panda paint
Perused.
>>121598556this is her without the titty suit
>>121598595>originally wrote that Bach was a filter.I think so too but I'm not autistic about it. I guess I could write a paragraph explaining that Classical music is beyond the reach of most midwits but again, I've wasted enough time with you as it is.
>>121598644>I guess I could write a paragraph explaining that Classical music is beyond the reach of most midwitsThat is not any sort of Empirical evidence. You have self refuted your own standards within a single post where you even imply your own thoughts. Not only that, but you proved what I already knew; you enjoy Bach and thats why you attacked me with a bad faith accusation about empirical evidence despite never doing so for any other situation. My prediction was true because I already knew who you were as I stated here:>Just like when a fake "human" argues about subjectivity after you insult his cherished interest, he knows not what actually is or is not subjective, nor does he ever bring it up if you speak positively about something, only when he wishes to defend something he likes. This is what is called "bad faith", and all mongrels are full of nothing else except it. Like I said: mongrel. You fake human beings are all copy pastes of each other destined to act the same, talk the same, and be the same as each other. Disgusting.
>>121598617HNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH i love petite women with hard dancer bodies. she could probably bang out 30 pullups with ease
>>121598768based and sameif your woman can't throw a punch right back at you then she's worthless and won't be a good mother or protector
>>121598699>That is not any sort of Empirical evidence.True. That's why I'm not being autistic about it.
>>121598617now show a picture of her with this supposed titty suit
>>121598802fake jugs, but not implantstitty suit
do Lovebites have what it takes to revive power metal?
>>121598828They look like implants to me
KEK Castle Rat hater chuds in the fucking mud. just in the fucking mud!
Imagine thinking Castle THOT isn't an industry plant
>>121599003what a fucking retard, they're not even trad doom. them and candlemass sound nothing alike
>>121599077ummm ackshually Candlemass is epic doom
Don’t care for doom with female vocals, simple as.
>>121599098>don't care for femalesfix'd
>Admiring an old picture is the same as pouring our sensibility into a funerary urn instead of hurtling it far off, in violent spasms of action and creation.>Do you, then, wish to waste all your best powers in this eternal and futile worship of the past, from which you emerge fatally exhausted, shrunken, beaten down?Man Italian Futurism really is the point of history where I should have been born. I wish I could have lived among these people, they seem alive in a way people online and around me are not.
>>121599120And replying to myself to say yes, feel free to greentext "born in le wrong generation".
>unironically born in le wrong generationi can't laugh hard enough at this guy
>>121599098Doom is one of the few metal subgenres where female vocals make sense.
>>121599169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XTsrE0Lbtc&ab_channel=SaintVitus-Topic
JET CITY WOOOOOOMEN!!!!
>>121599139Keep your diary to yourself.
>everyone except me is le stupid!Invariably the people who say such things are often the dumbest and most ignorant in the room.
>>121599290It’s scary how many people on this site have this mentality, and not just on /mu/, either.
Seigneur Voland, Wolfnacht, Veles, Aryan Art, Sunwheel, Branikald, Absurd, Forest, Kaevum, Vothana, Fullmoon, Eisenwinter, L.S.S.A.H, Vargleide, Capornicus, Ad Hominem, Raven Dark, Thor's Hammer, Kvasir's Blood, Kaiadas, Der Sturmer, Satanic Warmaster, Endlichkeit, Kristallnacht, Totale Vernichtung, Aesir, Lascowiec, Goatmoon, Dark Fury, Wehrhammer, Hate Forest, Totenburg, Rundagor, Gauntlet's Sword, Selbstmord, Ohtar, Aryan Blood, Sargeist, Graveland, Furor, Evil, Pantheon, Bannerwar, Ulfhethnar, Gontyna Kry, Fatherland, Warloghe
>>121599318>>121599290>everyone except me is le intelligentKek'd.
i like the bass on this
Wagner reigns supreme
>>121599368Some people use this CD/Record to check their sound systems, even some professionals. Saying it's mixed very well
>>121593135Who ?
>>121599318It's what happens when you never have to be questioned or actually pushed on anything. Getting BTFO in a thread? Just close the tab, tell yourself you still "won" and move onto another thread. You never suffer any repercussion for your retardation so you continue to huff your own farts.
>>121599499musician who pretends to be from the steppes to sell records and make money
>>121599642And being a women
SUP DEVILSCOFFEETIME HERE
>>121599729SUP BRAH BRAH
>>121599400Correct. Wagnerian riffs reign supreme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Dr3HZltLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toa2nKLgHz8&pp=ygUZb3V0IGZvciBibG9vZCBjb2RlIG9yYW5nZQ%3D%3D
>>121599751not metal
>>121599751the sad state of this band. they lost all their fans by going from a hardcore band with AiC influence to full on butt metal.
>>121599783So what is it ? And don't say something cheeky
Do NOT mention Alice in Chains.
>>121599853it's alt metal. anon above is just mad at anything that isn't an anorexic incel in clown paint
Has AiCschizo really been shitposting ALL NIGHT?
>>121599927>anorexic incel in clown paintLmao
>>121599749based Bathory enjoyer
>>121598995She looks like the guitarist from the cramps
I just took the vinyl pill, lads. What are some good metal albums to get on vinyl? I already have Dopesmoker. I was thinking I'd get into some cold black metal for winter, and for summer some big sludgy shit.
>>121599368Based Queensryche enjoyerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYfchDqBs9Q
>I already have Dopesmoker.
>>121600307I was into collecting records for years, then one day I realized it was all bullshit and sold them.
>invents no wave in 1913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEV1vlBJQWMFuturism truly was based. The ultimate irony is that noise and dissonance are called Jewish when in reality it was the most fascist thing imaginable.
>no wavenot metal
>>121597958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O2ggGrTzYg(AC Milan supporters. I'd like more football metal recs if anyone has any)
>>121600411>noise and dissonance are called Jewish when in reality it was the most fascist thing imaginable.Incorrect. It is inherently jewish and anti-European.
>>121600473Correct.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>121600473Correct
>>121596859Glowie shills are everywhere, and their alt accounts. Couldn't be bothered with their bullshit either.
Korn and sisters of mercy are playing next to my city 6 august
>>121600533New.
>>121600489oh no no no
>>121600405sucks to be you retard
>>121600489this band isn't worth listening to after testimony of the ancients album anyway
>>121600405Did you listen to them or just collect them?
r8 these albums, /metal/>boris - flood>emperor - IX equilibrium>emperor - in the nightside eclipse>melvins - the maggot>melvins - stoner witch>melvins - houdini>immortal - at the <3 of winter>immortal - sons of northern darkness>mastodon - leviathan>mastodon - call of the mastodon>opeth - my arms your hearse>mastodon - blood mountain>mastodon - remission>celtic frost - morbid tales>repulsion - horrified>sepooltoora - roots>cannibal corpse - vile>cannibal corpse - tomb of the mutilated>cannibal corpse - the bleeding>morbid angel - domination>morbid angel - formulas fatal to the flesh>entoombed - clandestine>entoombed - wolverine blues>entoombed - left hand path>obie - slowly we rot>death - spiritual healing>death - scream bloody gore>death - leprosy>bloodbath - breeding death>venom - black metal>testament - the legacy>cavalera conspiracy - bestial devastation>cavalera conspiracy - morbid visions
>>121600884>>emperor - IX equilibrium7/10>>emperor - in the nightside eclipse9/10>>immortal - at the <3 of winter8/10>>immortal - sons of northern darkness7/10>>celtic frost - morbid tales7/10>>repulsion - horrified2/10>>entoombed - left hand path4/10>>obie - slowly we rot5/10>>death - spiritual healing5/10>>death - scream bloody gore6/10>>death - leprosy7/10>>venom - black metal4/10
>>121600884>>boris - flood10/10>>emperor - IX equilibrium7/10>>emperor - in the nightside eclipse7/10>>melvins - the maggot8/10>>melvins - stoner witch7/10>>melvins - houdini10/10>>immortal - at the <3 of winter8/10>>immortal - sons of northern darkness9/10>>mastodon - leviathan8/10>>mastodon - call of the mastodon6/10>>opeth - my arms your hearse7/10>>mastodon - blood mountain8/10>>mastodon - remission7/10>>celtic frost - morbid tales8/10>>repulsion - horrified8/10>>sepooltoora - roots8/10>>cannibal corpse - vile9/10>>cannibal corpse - tomb of the mutilated7/10>>cannibal corpse - the bleeding7/10>>morbid angel - domination8/10>>morbid angel - formulas fatal to the flesh9/10>>entoombed - clandestine7/10
>>121600922>>>venom - black metal>4/10whoa, interesting rating. elucidate?
>>121601046It's primitive speed/thrash slop, basically sped up motorhead(which is also low tier) with nothing of value except for couple of catchy tracks. Brought nothing new to the genre. Not completely shit I'll give you that, for Thrash Metal it's great, but it is shit.The only great album in your list is In The Nightside Eclipse, which ia mogged by an 10/10 - Anthems To The Welkin at Dusk anyway.
>>121601183Not the anon you're responding to, but I'll take my own and Euronymous's opinion about black metal over yours always :)
BLASTING! \\m// Posted this in the other thread. Just getting it more exposure:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkEkVAaJPvI
>>121600489This shit is horrible, the songs don't even go anywhere It's just random riffs played after eachother with no goal in mind.
>>121603407Sounds like they stayed true to OSDM!
