What type of music you will show to your children?
>>121773060Probably instrumental stuff like jazz classical and world music. Might as well give them a breather from the mainstream junk while I can
>>121773060Early Metal, Hard Rock
My daughter is going to be a shoegaze / dream pop loser just like her father.https://youtu.be/u7cqkpy4QrQ
>>121774628https://youtu.be/tZ7_ufLazwM
>>121773060they can play GTAIII through GTAIV and form their musical tastes from the in-game radios like a normal child.
>>121773060You can't see music. You can't show it to children.
None, it will be locked in the basement
My kid is gonna wear one of these after her bath today.
>>121776844poor kid doesn't stand a chance
nsbm
>>121776946I still need to order her Zenyatta Mondatta onesie.
lily will be a punk girl
>>121773060He really like joy division.Also philip glass.
I’m going to play guitar lullabies for my baby. Then introduce nursery rhymes. then show them something like The Beatles around the of age 5, from there I’m sure their taste can develop however they want as they age. I’m a genre tourist anyways, so I’m sure they’d be just like me. I need to have a family already
grindcore, gangster rap, crunkcore
Probably Merzbow, Boredoms, the Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, Cabaret Voltaire, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean-Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, Linkin Park, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Nang Nang, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Basic Channel, Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Noah Howard, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, Boyd Rice, Mahmoud Ahmed, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Aporea, Half Japanese, Mega Banton, Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Robbie Basho, Phil Spector, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krüsi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Yat-Kha, Loren Mazzacane Connors, Pärson Sound, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, Arthur Doyle, Shizuka, The Red Krayola, Henry Cow, Magma, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Ksiezyc, Gong, Cukor Bila Smert', cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze and Kaoru Abe
>>121777920That or The Stone Roses, Ocean Colour Scene, Cast, Dodgy, The Farm, Inspiral Carpets, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine, Skunk Anansie, Travis, Feeder, The La's, The Smiths, Robbie Williams, Swervedriver, Placebo, Stereophonics, Paul Weller, Boo Radleys, Blur, The Beautiful South, Space, Ride, Shed Seven, The Trash Can Sinatras, Marion, Gene, Geneva, Rialto, Echobelly, Kanickie, Starsailor, Puressence, Primal Scream, Spacemen 3, Curve, Doves, I Am Kloot, The Verve, South, Ed Harcourt, Drugstore, The Coral, Thirteen Senses, Elastica, The Bluetones, Hurricane #1, Sleeper, Kula Shaker, Faithless, Texas, Mansun, Ash, The Lighthouse Family, Pulp, James, Spiritualized, Take That, Babybird, Lightning Seeds, Menswe@r, Seahorses, Steps, Blue, Morcheeba, Super Furry Animals, Cornershop, Bentley Rythm Ace, The Charlatans, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Longpigs, Catatonia, Manic Street Preachers, Charlotte Church, Suede, Embrace, Gay Dad, Badly Drawn Boy, The Scissor Sisters, The Maccabees, Craig David, David Gray, Editors, Toploader, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Ronan Keating, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Gary Barlow, Athlete, Busted, Anastacia, Joss Stone, The Enemy, Daniel Bedingfield, Test Icicles, The Futureheads, Gaz Coombes, The Bravery, McFly, The Wombats, A, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, The Cribs, The Long Blondes, Damien Rice, The View, The Streets, Reverend and the Makers, Maximo Park, Babyshambles, Razorlight, Westlife, The Kooks, Paolo Nutini, Zutons, Hard-Fi, Klaxons, Courteeners, Turin Brakes, Bombay Bicycle Club, The Ordinary Boys, Metronomy, The Pigeon Detectives, Scouting for Girls, Mika, Hadouken!, Elbow, Noah and the Whale, James Bay, The Fratellis, Kasabian, The Vaccines, Jake Bugg, Blossoms, DMA's, Foals, Biffy Clyro, Jamie T, Gerry Cinnamon, Sam Fender, Inhaler, Oasis, Liam Gallagher, Beady Eye, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, and Catfish and the Bottlemen. Not sure.
>>121777920>>121777949That’s a big list
retro game music
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>>121773060That's a bit tricky. Dads who make a big deal out of a certain music genre to their kids always have them turn out to be massive faggots about it that never shut the fuck up about how different they are compared to everyone else. It's semi-excusable if they have actual musical ability and play that genre, but still. Actually, now that I think about it, I think it's mainly just Rock and Metal faggots.>>121774628Every girl I've spoken to who likes Shoegaze has daddy issues. Shoegaze has been appropriated as a faggot-incel and bitch-with-daddy-issues genre by zoomerfaggots who don't know shit about shit that hyper-compartmentalize everything into certain archetypes--that one stupid Shoegaze compASS being an example. Anyway, yeah, my kids are going to listen to shitty tinnitus-inducing *gaze/dreampop, and will be put to sleep listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KiFPtG6Y4A and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpXZAmeQDqY played by their mum; and woken up by yours truly with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyYMzEplnfU
>>121773060sexxy redd, chief keef and 6ix9ine
>>121773060boards of canada
>children>implying
>>121773060Something More by Daniel Larson
>>121778892I sneed what you did there
>>121778901Sound of Silence by Cyraxx for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27hSd2N6IP0is daniel larson interesting? all i've seen from him was that time he interrupted an abortion rally to talk about himself kek
>>121773060Exclusively microtonal music.They will be built differently in how they hear and create music
>>121778948He's pretty damn interesting lots of lore. He got arrested by the FBI a few days ago for threatening the White House among other things though lmaoo
Binaural Beats
dad-rock since i'll be a dad
>>121778997Lol, criminal lolcows are the best ones as long as they don't hurt kids, feel sorry for the Akron PD with Cyraxx calling them every time he gets an insult on the internet
>>121779063Agreed lmao
>>121773060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Hr69ca9ZM&pp=ygUKYmJsIGRyaXp6eQ%3D%3D
>>121773060Whatever I enjoyed <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfQuZqq8wgcan't go wrong with some marvin gaye
>>121778751Dude, if I ever have a daughter she’s going to be a total badasss and a genius just like dad.
>>121778949this was also going to be my answer, find a non-12TET musical tradition and only let them listen to that. then I'll make them form a band like The Shaggs
https://www.theonion.com/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-her-en-1819572981
Swans, Giles Corey, Ulcerate, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Smiths, Bjork, MF DOOM, Delton 3000, Glenn Gould, Yyrkoon, Dementia 13 and Deaths Pell Omega
>>121784028Lol the Onion was right once again.
lolicore
>>121783091Meine Bruder
>>121773060Probably just shed theory. Not like they'll understand the lyrics anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY6OXwvSKdE
>>121784065I don't like being this guy, but your music taste is absolute fucking trash.The only way you could make up a list this disparate and try-hard was if you were actually tone-deaf, or you're trolling.
>>121782748https://youtu.be/3bDkNl9eKyk
>>121777760In my opinion introducing some aggressive music is essential. You wouldn’t want them to be soft and easily abused when they get older.
>>121773060None, I'll never have kids
>>121773060you tell me
>>121789271https://youtu.be/4trrE7Y5X_I
bengalfuel
my children will be listening to free jazz and free jazz ONLY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-jm0rnqZYMy kids are going to only listen to good music that kicks ass.
