Satanic Speed Metal editionOld: >>121771556
>>121790322absolutely based edition
>non-meme editionam I dreaming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7mFcM0PQ5s
BLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>121790619Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Last good edition we've had was the Taake one. This edition is a total meme
taake fucking blows lmao
Abigail
Taake is neither good nor bad
>>121790811Correct
>>121790669Ah yes, the nth BM meme edition is totally not a meme broMust be nice being 14
>>121790820If you look for more schizos this is just the place we have dozens (probably just one)
Who’s the most iconic manlet in metal? I need some inspo
>>121791001>Most iconicProbs dio
https://open.spotify.com/album/0hLB4CxCG2JwzuDCYqtr64
Glen Benton killed Steve Albini.
>>121791122>BigMac (NEW)
>never got to hear an Albini recorded extreme metal albumShame
>>121791001danzig
>>121790669Correct.
>>121790984The avantasiafag turned out to be about 3 or 4 recognisable schizos all in one.
>>121790524
>>121791376I realized that moment he started samefagging to hector and pretending to be him
>>121791376Who else? The cartoon robot avatarfag?
NOCTURNO CULTOOOOOOO
>brown schizo crying about schizos ruining generalsthey really have no self-awareness do they
^Uokschizobro?^
lol
>>121791732Did they say "Slipknot is metal, Heil Hitler" or how'd they get 0% on ma?
>>121791807It's just a dogshit-sounding bunch of rerecorded songs. Also, that original AI cover was far better than the new one, which looks like a cheap live album.
>>121791955>RerecordedEw, pestilence washed up and mastered for blutooth pills... Understandable.
>>121790322based
Is thall the next evolution of metal?
I just realized I'm too uneducated to write good lyrics. Now what?
>>121792120no, it's yall
>>121792239Read books
>>121792239Google translate into German and claim it's nsbm
>>121792239get a.i. to do it. You can also rip good things off and change them a little
Grindcore
>>121792448What about it?
we were blessed to live in a timeline where Albini worked with HHHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uY3DmzVL4Q
>>121792448>>121792473Not metal
>>121792448>>121792473Metal
>>121791001its danzig, yeah>>121791376what? i never did anything excessive. you are conflating someone else's shitposting with mine. it would be disheartening to find out that 4 of the total 14 people who post here was just me.
>I'm browsing books againThis is why I don't even try starting a music collection outside downloading. I'd go fucking broke.
I just wanted to say hi to you autistic schizos and let you know how pathetic you are huhuhuhuhu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEyTNjKrgww
>>121793018Not metal
>>121793018Nazissy homo noise
>>121791376I'm nearly positive the reason they removed the IP count was to hide how many posts on this site are made by a relatively few mentally ill losers
>>121793171
>>121793133The removal of poster count was the straw that broke this general's back
>>121793555It's still obvious there's just a few deranged spammers, but for some reason posters here engage them as if they are actually here to talk about metal instead of only shit up thread
The Baise ma Hache half of this is peak blast beats. If a band includes a double bass, it will make or break an entire album. It either sounds flat and artificial or deep and overflowing with SOVLhttps://youtu.be/tkK2CoKnP-A
/metal/ covers with old bearded men on the cover art like pic rel? Odin, Väinämöinen etc.Ensiferum - Ensiferum comes to mind, Burzum - The Ways of Yore too. What else?
>>121793672Also it's confirmed he's janny affiliated.
>>121793672>>121793843debunked
>>121793843prebunked
>>121790524Considering the OP
Listening to Filosofem for the first time in 3 months, I forgot how fucking hard it slaps.
>>121794003Do you listen any real metal? Or only this black shit etc.?
>>121794033<<dont reply to this mentally ill schizo>>
Is there really such an autistic division between black metal and death metal fans IRL? Or is it just some autists on the internet?
>>121794219comparing death metal to black metal is like comparing nickelback to nirvana
>>121794219No. Most have a preference but like stuff from both.
>faggots shitting up the thread by complaining about boogymen shitting up the thread>>121793646double bass isnt mandatory for making your shit sick as fuck? also the vocals got so much better later that it ruins it for me>>121794033whats wrong with the trve metal?
>>121794219Autists on the internetWhenever I talk to people at gigs they just like a wide range of things. Like, I went to one of the dates of last month's Marduk tour, and chatting with some guys (and girls) we were talking how they enjoyed the hell out of seeing Judas Priest, then talking about the latest Necrot album and going to see Megadeth and so on.Of course most people have a preference, mine's BM but I also listen to most metal subgenres. I sure hope you don't think the shitposters in sewage of /meal/ are the norm kek
>>121794219Autists on the internet who probably never even played an instrument. No actual metalhead has the genre war retard mentality
>>121794452I know many metal musicians who never would listen any black shit
>>121794219The latter for the most part
>>121794503
I often have fistfights over genre autism at gigs.
>>121794219I don't know. I only listen to Raw Black Metal. Other genres sound like pop to me. Like Beyonce or some shit, it's all same to me.
>>121794546Is that the deodorant you refuse to wear?
>>121794573because you are a teenager, timothy
For me, it's early Kreator
>>121794620i kneel before the white noise infused sauerkraut eating contest
>>121794620based
>>121793805i'd say gorguts - obscura but i'm not sure if it's some old dude or a pig head
>>121792448>FagcoreFuck off tranny
>>121794620Early Kreator is best but I don't mind some of the latter records like Hordes of Chaos, Enemy of God or Phantom Antichrist.>>121794578Listen gookposter, you have 5 or more active threads where you can dump pics your plastic ridden whores.
>>121794838>>121794620What about Destruction
>>121794799>fugcore
esteemed riffs?
>>121794219>Lofi, trebly guitars, with shrieking >Caveman chugging with dissonance in order to be le experimental They definitely have an obvious difference faggot
>>121794860All music has riffs anon
Sodom>>>Tankard>Kreator>DestructionGerman thrash is overrated.
>>121794870?
>he keeps spamming plastic bug whores while leaving terrible baitTiresome.
>>121790322Immortal are still not black metal. Without the makeup and branding no own would think that they're a black metal band. Believing that Immortal is black metal is the same as believing that Ghost is a metal band because shitty publications told you so. Stop being a poser sheep and listen to the actual music for once. Abbath doing crazy frog vocals isn't BM either.
>>121794980Now that I think of the Norseshit scene, Immortal might be the ONLY good black metal band Norway was able to produce
Haha le funny reddit dog meme so epic. Remember when this was funny in 2012? He he
why are 4chuds obsessed with reddit
>spurdo is a dog now>m-muh redditlmao, the absolute state of gookshitposters>>121795063They post there, guaranteed. Somehow they know what's popular there, what is allowed, the writing style and whatnot without going there? Right.
Only soulless scandinavians would find Spurdoodoo the wholesome Redditdog funny.
>>121794980We really don't care Joshua
>>121795350Whatever you say Chris
>>121790524This blast is dedicated to Adolf Hitlerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJTYsjNYKw
>>121795729This blast as well!>*blasts a mega diarrhea doo doo fountain right in der Führer's face*
>>121790322cringe
>>121794980
>>121795796Leave the hall poser
Speed Metal revival used to be good until every whoreson and their whoremother thought it would be a good idea to start their own shitty speed metal band.
holy shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rpp1-8q2EM
FUCKS GIVEN ABOUT U : 000000000
>>121792448Peak.
>>121795964>le satanism
>>121796124If you are not a card-carrying Satanist, you have no place here.
>>121795964Speed metal is for posers, poserboy. Elite don't listen to that shit.
>>121794219>Or is it just some autists on the internet?it's always this. go to actual shows IRL to talk about music and everyone gets along. it's only socially maladjusted shut-ins that have a tantrum when you don't like the same things they do
>go to actual shows IRL to talk about music and everyone gets alongno one wants to talk with me
satanism is fucking gay. look at how big of a homo Nergal is
>>121796508Maybe if you started to shower and/or learned how to properly wipe your ass...
>>121796563Satanists are little more than gay(er) libertarians
>>121796563Satanism is for sodomites, but metal is still cool faggot.
>>121790689... blows Niklas>>121796563Yes but paganism is also gay. Just look at (Hoe)st the gay sex haver
>>121796785Religions in general are for sodomites and losers. No real man cares about any -ism crap.
FOR UNLAWFULCARNAL KNOWLEDGE
>Religions in general are for sodomites and losers. No real man cares about any -ism crap.
>>121790524For me its furia
>>121796563>Nergal>satanistlmao, it's all a facade,dude wanted to donate to fucking UNICEF, do you think that's some satanic shit?It's just a facade like for Dimmu Borgir and... 99.999% of the bands?
>>121790524Once you get past the weird production, this is an extremely enjoyable album, potentially their best.
>>121796204i didnt think satanists actually existed other than 13 year olds
finna heem
Did you guys even talk about the new Darkthrone at all? Was it as shit as the other new stuff?
>>121798457
>>121798525Cool, cool. I will give it a listen then
>>121798525Stop hating i listen to NSBM and kpop
These hippie anti Americans being allowed in the scene is going to be the demise of it.
>>121798654Merica bad
>>121790322any metal without cymbals? i always hated it
>>121798603I only feel pity for someone like you. Genuinely like I'm looking at a quadriplegic kid.
>>121790322>sneedtanic feed metal edition
>>121791197he did a zao album which is pretty good
>>121798814Sounds more like anger and frustration to me my dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mxZKrWlI-U
What the fuck was his problem?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1faoreMaZQ
>>121792448Based, we love and respect the genre that paved the way for extreme metal here.
olla hyvällä tuulella ;)
>>121795793BASED
>>121798927What's he listening to?
>>121796204>>121796240you need to be 18 to post here.
Varg heemed Steve Albini straight to hel
Steve Albini? More like Steve Alibi because he and Varg were fucking the night Euro was murdered
>>121798457I think the consensus is its pretty decent trad/doom kinda stuff. some cool riffs but zero black metalI liked it more than the last 2
>>121798983you should spell it "hell" since that's the spelling Varg used for his latest grift book
>>121799078braindead zoomers think a stapler just puts holes into things
>>121799097it's not true and it's just a joke
>>121799097people talk about what a pedantic asshole you are after you leave a room
>>121796830Hoest is the Diddy of Europe, he picked drugged out homeless Niklas up off the street and gave him a career in exchange for sexual pleasure and now publicly humiliates him to remind him who is the boss
>>121799312Correct.
>>121799312Z E S T YESTY
>>121799097>getting this upset over a cat video
The cocking guns are an awesome touchFamine a geniushttps://youtu.be/FNYzD58Jy8I
>>121799444I just noticed this for the first time but is that the smoking World Trade Center on the album cover? It fits in with the theme of Peste Noire hating Islam but it's also an interesting choice for an album that is so thoroughly French
>>121799486I think you dooby right
>>121799444me on the left
>>121794573i listen to raw black metal as well, but damn you're a faggot you make us look bad(black metal subgenres as an a whole aren't underground as you think are)dsbm and raw black metal pretty popular nowadays especially
>>121799486No one believes that Islam did 9/11 lol
>>121793805Apraxia - Hymns of Dark Forestswhat do i win?
>>121793805
>>121797940What’s wrong with that cat
thoughts? they seem like the biggest posers Tbh
>>121800201I heard that euronomos heemed the drummer back in 92 because he spilled a milkshake in helvete
>>121800201early stuff is good but yeah they're heads got too big with the commercial success (relatively speaking of course)
>>121799444Kekking at Anne Frank, bottom right.>>121799839Correct.
>>121800086It's not expiring in a dog's jaw
>>121798654>american metalhttps://voca.ro/1lN22L6XPCSv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHs94mayeCc
>>121800241>Euronymous heeming anyoneI'm skeptical, but if he did heem anyone, it'd be someone from Watain
>>121800241so he heemed a 12 year old?
Isn't all OSDM just DeathThrash?
Glen Benton paid my cab fare
>>121800786that sounds about like the upper limit of person he could heem
the unheemable
>goil I was talking to blocked me out of nowhereIt is time to listen to metal, lads.
>>121800857Unthinkably cringe image, mongrel post.
>>121800877I might be cringe but that doesn’t mean I’m different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkoYsXDvL8s&t=157s
>>121800857>>121800914blast deicide immediately my nigga
>>121800857It's OK anon, music starts sounding better once you stop caring about what women think of you. It only took around 3 years of me not having sex to finally appreciate the production on Infernal Battles.
I want Trey and Varg to make an album together. Brian Eno can produce.
>>121800914Not me. >>121800929I'm listening to picrel and it fucking sucks lmao. Also Deicide suck and Glenn Bentoff is fake and gay and should kill himself already.>>121800942I'm a wizard
Tbqh I'm kinda nuking my ratings.
>>121800877Has an unmistakeably based image been posted in this thread yet?
>>121801000No futurist image has been posted yet, so no.
>>121800970>talking to girl>wizard statusYou're halfway there anon, now you just have to offer her the Forbidden Magical White Powder and she's all yours.
>Get off my case, MotherfuckerTHE SUN BURNS IN THE STRANGER'S EYESJUST ONE TEAR BEFORE HE DIESBLACK MASS CAN'T EASE THE PAINTHERE'S NOTHING HERE, THERE'S NOTHING, NOTHING SANEI HOPE THIS FUCKIN' WORLD FUCKIN' BURNS AWAYAND I'D KILL YOU ALL IF I HAD MY WAYBUT I'LL LIVE FOREVER, QUESTIONS CURSE ME WHYOH, LORD ABOVE, WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?
This is, for me, the best release other than the magnificent ''Carelian Satanist Madness’’ of the legendary and controversial finnish Black Metal band Satanic Warmaster.The purest and most honest delivery of old school Black Metal in our decade. Songs like ''Warmaster Returns'' or ''One Shining Star'' are hymns that remind us of the power that this genre has, providing the most nostalgic listeners a door to the past.
>>121801146Not metal.
>>121801146Satanic Warmaster is so fucking good and has a cool logo I want to patch onto my jacket, but I'm worried people will call me a Nazi.
What is ritualistic Black metal and how does it differentiate from other Black metal?
>>121801179It's for nerds.>>121801172Shut the fuck up.
>>121793805That album is so under appreciated. Reminds me of The Gallery
>>121801179>ritualistic Black metalNo such thing exists, not a real genre.
>>121800804A lot of it falls into that category, ya
>>121801227>music can only be defined by genresRetard.
i miss them so much bros
>>121801260Cool cover but is the music actually good?
>>121801258Ok so since its your own imaginary description then define the musical traits of a "ritualistic Black metal".
>>121801272yes. doom-y blackened death metal. it's relaxing
>>121801260one of the best death metal bands ever
>>121800804>isn't death thrash just death metal?correct.
>>121801287lots of ambient trackslots of bells and chimeslots of mumbled chanting in latinclose to 0 riffs
>>121801172absolute state of bmcels kek
>mfw going through heccys rym ratings and rating everything the exact opposite to balance out the overall score
Only black death is real
>>1218013312easy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXzGg811vag>>121801386I'm deweighted anyways from some numale reporting me for rating his new album a low score.
>>121801386>mfw giving everythibg hacky rates the same rating because his ratings got deflated by a mod or something
>>121801434no one cares bud
>>121801434Everyone cares bud.
>>121801435yeah if he's really delegated maybe that would be funnier. shitposting misstep I'll take the l.
>>121801434if I took ratings seriously, the fact that an artist can do that would be very fucking cringe kek
>filters /metal/
Reminder that early Bathory sounds nothing like Venom.
>>121801526Looks like avantasia
i was thinking the same thing >>121801815.sounds alot like meshuggah tho. so far pretty solid.
Mark "The Shark" Shelton
Timi "Grabber" Hansen
Timberly "rawrjob" Henson
https://wakegrind.bandcamp.com/album/thought-form-descentThis album is so full of itself but I love it.
Spinoza "Curly" Prozak
>>121801172>I'm worried people will call me a NaziI'd be worried if people didn't call me one.
>>121802235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oly6ayyckZIMETAL IS SO BACK
Mark "The Animal" Mendoza
Chuck "Suck for a buck" Schuldiner
Varg "Vhacky Vicky" Vikernes
>>121802313The perfect woman.
>>121801386whats his rym
>>121802248enjoyed this a lot a couple of years ago when it came out, haven't blasted in a while. Gonna revisit today thanks anon
>>121802512https://rateyourmusic.com/~ThatWhichIsNotFYI I have just restructured my ratings, which I'm relatively close to finishing off right now. Although things could still move around a bit, most of it is much more accurate now as I had rampant overating that needed to be fixed.
>>121802894rawjob status?
>>121802923I'm getting Timberly to put the paw mittens on rn (right now)
I'M AT HOME IN THE NORTHHHHHI'M AT HOME IN THE NORTHERNCOLD
ARGHgoyslent - Incorrigible Faggotry
>>121803084good post
>>121803115Thanks, dickhead.
>>121803084Correct.
I love pussy and death metalhttps://youtube.com/shorts/E_YfLsVNjys?si=49tn5tcwUrYSl5yblike if u agree
>>121803264I'm more of a black metal and bussy type of guy.
>>121803285>black metal enjoyer prefers a boy's puffy buttholechecks out
I like death metal in my black metal. I guess you could say I'm a maverick.
I like metal. I guess you could say I'm a permavirgin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFGG_-3RLgA
I hate metal. I guess you could say I'm a sexhaver.
What are some /meta/-approved prog rock bands? Camel, for example.
>>121803578Univers Zerohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE9EOogwq-g
>>121803578None that shit's gay
>None that shit's gay
>>121803578i think most people here like Virushttps://youtu.be/YTO14teMVZ0?si=d9oZjz30i_3X3lua
>>121803601Correct.
>>121803825Why would Graveland be banned?
>>121792448Correct.
good night
>>121803858incorrect
>>121803833they fear getting rightfully heemed
i wear my arghoslent hoodie to every venue and i make no exceptions to this
its so overhttps://voca.ro/1huWWiuulr9b
>>121803825I saw this sign outside walmart
>>121794494Then you know many posers who are never going to make it.
>>121804078black metal is hipster trash, leave the hall.
>>121804104Correct.
>>121804104Dismissing any artform as (Social group I dislike)-trash is the surest way to never grow as a musician, or as a man. If your friends have dismissed an entire genre that spans 4 decades and includes hundreds of talented artists, then they are closeminded fools, and poor musicians by default. posers.See yourself out, young man, report to detention hall.
>>121804268ok so name your top 5 polka tracks
>>121804268>black metal>hundreds of talented artists
>>121804268based hyperpop enjoyer
>>121803833They fear his army of Tubgirls.
>>121804294https://youtu.be/QIAXa6CirM0?si=mny-pub7wAi465nBhttps://youtu.be/F8bAIXm5VbI?si=d5rdNIH8cGhqW-96https://youtu.be/-fgso7M9azY?si=kE6KS4rcCWBIo-uEhttps://youtu.be/9KZi9EtZHZM?si=LUJseQIGX8sy66FK
I'm tired of pretending eyehategod isn't just emo music
>>121804734thats only 4 doebeit
argh fuck kill
>>121804791Wierd Al counts as 2, because he's twice the musician of the others.
>>121804802
>>121804866It'll never happen. Feelsbadman. Might as well kms now.
>>121804879same
>>121804802>>121804866>>121804879>>121804899Not metal
>>121804918You're not metal, you fucking guy.
>>121796045Are you talking actual speed metal? Or do you mean thrash metal? What are some "revival" bands? I like that old school speed metal sound because of the production, modern stuff is too clean/polished/artificial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_1s9tDLNc
Is there a better live performance?
>>121805178
>>121805216Fuck off lmao. Who takes these clowns seriously? They suck so hard.
YOUR ONTARIO TOWNIS A BURIAL GROUND
>>121805122Do you own these records or just listen them on YouTube etc. computer links?
>>121805568Downloads and YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXWHytDupmQ
I WANT SHARON DEN ADEL TO CRUSH MY SKULL BETWEEN HER THICK MOMMY THIGHS PLEASE GOD GRANT ME THIS ONE WISH BEFORE I DIE
>>121803825>Hate Forest>bannedPutinist venue
>>121805272bait needs to be believable
The bridge of "By the Time You Read This I Will Already Be Dead" by WoY makes me lose my shit.>>121805934What's not believable about that you stupid fuck?
How do you justify supporting problematic artists, anon?
>>121806044Free speech. That being said there are levels to it and most nsbm isn’t good. It’s probably good if you enjoy holding hands with a bunch of gremlin looking Europeans while you suck off hitlers cock together
>>121806044didn't realize I need to
>>121806044Steal their music.>>121806104Sup dickhead.
>Can you get here in ten days?>YES I CAN
>>121806104chudcels BTFO
>most nsbm isn’t goodYou know it is a cope when you see someone posting this nonsense. Kek.MOST music isn't good, NSBM isn't magically worse than the rest, In fact a strong ideology(no matter which) will often make the music better, which it does. Not in the case of RABM as it's just a reaction to NSBM, there is no ideology in it.
>>121806246Correct.
Trad Doom is right.Pathetic chudcels might cry in anger, but it's true.
>>121806246100% true. antifacucks on suicide watch
>>121806312N>>121806312E>>121806312W>>121806312NEW
>>121806318Cool edit.
>>121802894how did you make it so all recommendations you get are classical music?
>>121807654>>121808464
