Interviewer: Hello Taylor, thank you for joining us today. We have a rather interesting topic to discuss: your celebrity crush.Taylor Swift: Hi, thank you for having me. And yes, my celebrity crush? It's no secret that I have a major crush on Mike Love.Interviewer: Mike Love, the lead singer of the Beach Boys?Taylor Swift: Yes, that would be him.Interviewer: Why do you find him so appealing?Taylor Swift: Where do I even begin? Mike Love is hands down the greatest singer of all time. His voice is so unique and soulful, it just gives me chills every single time I hear him sing.Interviewer: Wow, coming from a successful musician yourself, that's quite a compliment. Have you ever met him?Taylor Swift: Unfortunately, no. But I hope to one day. I've been a fan of his since I was a little girl and he has always been my dream celebrity crush.Interviewer: What is it about him that makes your heart skip a beat?Taylor Swift: Oh my gosh, everything. Have you seen him? His abs, his beard, his muscles, it's just...wow. He's the epitome of a male heartthrob.Interviewer: (laughs) Sounds like you're already planning your wedding.Taylor Swift: (laughs) Oh no, no. But I would absolutely love to be invited backstage at the Eras Tour and have some one-on-one time with him.Interviewer: And what would you do during this one-on-one time?Taylor Swift: (blushes) Um...I would just want to talk to him, get to know him on a personal level, maybe sing a duet together. And if things go well, who knows what might happen? (winks)Interviewer: Sounds like you have some hidden intentions there.Taylor Swift: (giggles) I guess you could say that.Interviewer: Well, we wish you luck in meeting your celebrity crush, Taylor. Thank you again for joining us today.Taylor Swift: Thank you, it was a pleasure. And Mike, if you're listening, please give me a call. (winks)
>>122561883Taylor's got TASTE!
>>122561883Daddy Nike and Taylor Swift would be the ULTIMATE power couple.
How could you NOT wanna date this man?
>>122561936Only Cryin Brian would refuse him.
>>122561966Marvelous.
>>122562003Femanon here, I want to pull that blanket away from his crotch O.O
Mike Love = genius
Daddy Nike!DADDY NIKE!
>>122562082Based
>>122562366DADDY NIKE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING GREATEST
>>122562366Hot damn, I wish I could be as smooth as him...
>>12256236610/10
>>122562366BASED
>>122562366Brian Wilson could never do this
>>122562511>Brian WilsonYou mean CRYIN' BRIAN
>>122562366Brian watching this
>>122562575LOL!
Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take ya!
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama!
>>122562932>>122563026Brian wishes he could write this
Daddy Nike, amazing.
Daddy Nike, genius.
Wonder how Cryin Brian is taking this news.
>>122564777You know how some bitches eat ice cream while crying? He eats cheeseburgers while crying, LOL!
>>122565246Good thing there's no cheeseburgers in prison.
LMAO Taylor wouldn’t look twice at Mike Love - she doesn’t date losers and Mike is a big time loser . You couldn’t even get a real photo of his body you just badly photoshopped his old man head onto a bodybuilder
>>122565771Cope, retard.
Mike is a GIGACHAD!
>>122565811That’s what you’re doing,
>>122565828No, that's what YOU Are doing.Women want Daddy Nike.Men want to BE Daddy Nike.
>>122565848I know at least one man who wants to fuck mike love and it’s the same fag making these dick riding threads- actually I’d doubt Taylor would even know who he was.
>>122565913It's millions of loving beach boys fans, actually.
DADDY NIKE!
>>122565930The one thing that unites millions of Beach Boys is dislike of Mike Love
>>122566148Only faggots and the fake fans hate Mike Love. He wrote their best, highest selling songs and he kept the band alive, show some respect motherfucker.
>>122566180No he didn’t write any of their songs this is one of your lies.
The other Beach Boys should have killed Mike Love with chlorine gas years ago
>>122566406Look it up, retard.. he 100% did.>>122566451Fuck you, faggot. You should be killed by being skinned alive.
I love Mike Love!
>>122566681Nope Brian did. Occasionally he would turn turn to Mike for help with lyrics but there was a lot of other people he turned to. Mike would chime in with suggestions but so did the other band members. It’s very disingenuous to the point of outright lying to say Mike wrote their biggest songs. It would be far more accurate to just Brian wrote them.
>>122566772Cope. Mike wrote everything (except for that piece of shit Smile)
>>122566829I’m not going to debate you jerry
>>122566848That's because you know what I'm saying is the truth, you just don't want the conservative to be right.
>>122567006HE wrote the songs, not dumbass Brian.
>>122567176If you say so
>>122567192It's the TRUTH.
>>122567233That’s right mr BP! I’m sure it’s real in your mind
>>122567333It's real in the FUCKING CREDITS. Mike Love sued, and he WON.
>>122567385Alright kiddo, sure thing
>>122569326Bringing it back with epic flops like Still Cruisin and Summer In Paradise
Kokomo is CORNY!
>>122569746Both masterpieces, retard.Summer of Love is the greatest rap song ever made.>>122570062Fuck you.
>>122570145Summer in Paradise was an embarrassing failure didn’t even sell 1000 copies
>>122570294Lies. It sold way more than that.
>>1225703291005 copies then
>>122570341Master of Flops: The Great Disappointer
>>122570350>>122570412Retard.
>>122570495Floppy Mike Love The Provider Of Corn
>>122570506Kill yourself.
>>122570517You said it yourself he nearly ruined the band with his flops
>>122570553HE WROTE THE HIGHEST SELLING SONG OF THE BAND, YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>>122570555Nah he added a couple of lines to an existing song, besides that one song doesn’t make up for the decade(s) of flops Mike Love delivered when he was in charge of the band.
>>122570555At any rate that song is corny trash
>>122570572>>122570580You don't know shit. Pour gasoline over yourself and drop a match onto you, dumb fuck.
>>122570580KILL YOURSELF.
>>122570610Suck Mike’s cock some more
>>122566829You’re forgetting Mike Love Presents Smile
Mike tried his darndest to turn The Beach Boys into a corny granny shit band
>>122570620Kill yourself first.>>122570662HE DIDN'T FUCKING MAKE SMILE.>>122570739No, it is the greatest band of all time.
Mike Love is the GENIUS of the Beach Boys. The CHAD of the Beach Boys.
>>122571075You said it, brother.
Daddy Nike
Mike Love had always been a genius, and his music would lead him to become one of the wealthiest and most successful men in the world. As a founding member of the Beach Boys, Mike had written countless hit songs that had topped the charts and earned him millions of dollars. He lived a life of luxury, with mansions, sports cars, and private jets at his disposal.But one day, something unexpected happened that would change Mike's life forever. He was approached by executives from Nike, the shoe brand. They were impressed by his business acumen, thus offered him a job as CEO of Nike, with an enticing salary and benefits package.The opportunity was too good to pass up. He accepted the position and immediately set to work, using his creative genius and business expertise to take Nike to new heights.To reflect his new role as CEO of Nike, Mike decided to change his name to Daddy Nike. It became his official title, and people around the world began referring to him as such. With Daddy Nike at the helm, Nike's sales skyrocketed, with their iconic Air Jordans becoming a must-have item for people of all ages.Daddy Nike's leadership and business acumen were unmatched. He made strategic partnerships with other companies and celebrities, creating limited edition collaborations that sold out in minutes. He also gave back to the community, using Nike's profits to support various charitable causes.As Nike's success continued to grow, so did Daddy Nike's wealth. He became the richest man in the world, surpassing even Bill Gates. But despite his immense wealth, Daddy Nike remained humble and down to earth. He continued to work hard and inspire others with his passion and dedication.But Daddy Nike's success was not limited to just the business world. He also found love in the arms of multiple hot babes who were drawn to his charm, charisma, and success. He was no longer just a rockstar; he was now a global icon loved by millions.Brian Wilson is a retard.
