I don't get it
don't worry about it
>>122581824LOL
>>122581824Yeah I will never understand the hold she has over people
I wonder if anyone in /mu/ is worried about gas prices going up, maybe you all live with your parents, and there's nothing wrong with that... I wonder if Taylor Swift fans are all rich and don't care about inflation, we are on the verge of a third world war so many people care about stuff like this...I know this seems random but that webm made me think we live in such a bizarre world, a Kafkian novel
>>122581824They see themselves in her, because they are insecure and dumb teens or teenager minded adults who don't want to grow up and really imagine themselves as being either her or someone around her circle.
>>122581906>>>/pol/
the charisma of a goldfish
>>122581824I'm not entirely hot about her music either, but she's the meme of the moment and who all the celebs are coming to see. What else are we going to do, innit? Now get in the minivan and absolutely forget about Christmas for the next 10 years.
>>122581824talentless, charmless skank
>>122582121>>122582235this is what i find so interesting about her. she's so boring and sterile. so uninteresting. yet roasties absolutely love her for some reasonwhat do they love about her so much? she's not really attractive, her body is mediocre, her personality is boring and uninteresting, the music is as milquetoast as it gets
>>122582275>she's not really attractiveI think she isBut at the end of the day the lyrics to the songs can be related to by lots of people and they're tunes you can sing along to - that's all you need
>>122581906panem et circenses
>>122582275They love her for the same reason coomers like amateur pr0n. She's attainable. Kate Bush is Chloe des Lysses, but TayTay is realhomevideos.com, nah mean?
>never ad libs or addresses the audience while singingfunny that
>>122582408it's all so scripted and planned, feels very soulless. it's like she doesn't care about the crowd
it makes me love tay 100 times more knowing how much seethe she causes in incel nation.
>>122581824Here is a popstar whose cringe behavior and lyrics about their own self-consciousness gives their rabid fanbase of the same sex an outlet for their own insecurities, and Taylor Swift.
>>122582275>her personality is boring and uninteresting>what do they love about her so much?You answered your own question. She reminds them of themselves.
>>122582434almost all stage shows at that level have some kind of loose script in place and similar raps between songs at every stop on the tour, it can't be a free-for-all with all the logistics going on like people working lights, effects, sound, etcif you want to see freeform shit I guess go watch jam bands at your state fair
>>122582275>milquetoastYou’re the only anon forcing this….
>>122582275>roasties but also the primest pussies. All the 12 year old girls have loved her, so, 12-35 (roasties).
>>122581895she's so much better than the others on the same radio top 40 pop format and AC/Hot AC. Something else is going on too. She's so much bigger than others in her category.
>>122581824>music board>webms don't even have sound>this is supposed to be the best place to discuss music on the internetWhat the fuck is this shit? I'm a newfag but anyone fucking explain?
>>122581895I understand shilling. 100% of her career is shilling. She's a well-marketed fabrication for easily impressionable fools, and we have lots of those in the world. Retards consoom any product marketed with big labels and numbers, like flies consoom shit. At the release of her last album, she went to nearly 120 mil listeners on Spotify. Now she's down to 98 million. This clearly tells me how artificially inflated her numbers are to keep consoomerist retards under her spell, buying multiple copies of whatever garbage she shits out.
>>122582275I've been a "fan" since the music videos started dropping from debut. I had to see them with some regularity. It sounded good and the girl was super cute, I just never really stopped listening to her albums when they came out. I really do unironically no homo no pedo enjoy them."Boring and sterile" maybe, but also just pleasant. All of her songs are pleasant to listen to. It isn't doing heavy lifting but it isn't shitting everywhere either.Her absolute complete hold over the world recently does confuse the hell out of me though. Like where did all these rabbid Taylor Swift fans come from? She basically had to give away tickets to the Reputation tour in some countries. I've heard the "data points" like "because Folklore was good (i do agree)" and "the Superbowl (i don't watch handegg so i'm not even sure what transpired here)" but still? I mainly just find it hilarious. I check the Travis and Taylor hate sub once a day and get a good chuckle.https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/comments/1dsc7va/swifties_nuked_the_internet/
>>122582275>>122584028t. Zoomzooms jealous that all their icons fade into relevancy so quick while she can hang onto a career for longer than you’ve been alive
>>122584322It's really just sad what zoomers simp for these days but I guess it's better than the black rappers
Peace and love and safety on the horizon!
>>122584322FADE INTO *IRRELEVANCY*. YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, YOU ACTUALLY HAD A POINT AND YOU RUINED IT WITH A SMALL TYPO.
There goes /mu/ again, pretending they hate her.https://strawpoll.com/NoZr3ax0Xy3/https://strawpoll.com/w4nWrNPWJyA/
>>122584457Fortnight is garbage, fuck you /mu/
>Ugh, is that someone HAVING FUN? DISGUSTING! WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE *LIKE THAT*?Youtube cringe compilations fried your brains, zoomzooms. Not everyone is or has to be a 24/7 negative nihilist like you.
>>122583899I've been here since '09 and don't worry, you're right. Most boards should have sound webms and the file size limit should be raised to 10MB at least
>>122581824I don’t know about you, but she’s feeling 22. In the prime of her life and whatnot.
>>122585660She’s feeling more like 18. She’s 35 but has all the energy she did back in 2008.
>>122581824
I love Taylor Swift so much it’s unreal
>>122583899>>122584944if webms had sound you couldnt open them no more because shit would just devolve into ear rape trolling
>>122581824>white people dancing
>>122582275She is just like them.
>>122583158wouldn't be affected at all by small ad libs while she sings, if she was actually singing
>>122582275>she's not really attractive, her body is mediocre, her personality is boring and uninteresting, the music is as milquetoast as it getsThat's literally why they like her. They don't see her as sexual competition.
>>122581824Everything she does is like a toddler playing make believe
>>122581824idk im no fan but when she did the tongue out eyes roll thing it made my dick semi hard, well not really but thats cause my dick dont get too hard anymore
>>122582275a blank canvas to project onto
she comes across as this goofy average white girl so others think they have something in common with her
>>122584310>All of her songs are pleasant to listen toThis is a troll, right?
>>122589269but she's not goofy or average, she's a rich megalomaniac Princess Morbucks
>>122589316it doesn't matter what she really is, it's the idea of her trying to portray herself as goofy and average e.g. stupid dancing, rubbing snot over her dress etc
>>122581824something about her try-hard moves here I really do like. I think kids identify with the nerd-playing-diva thing
>>122584322>iconsPlease kill your entire family and then cut your own throat with a rusty knife
>>122581824glorification of mediocrity
>>122581824>that'll be $1000
>>122582614Scripted garbage.>>122581824She avoids open conflict but portrays herself as an anklebiter. It's what passive-aggressive Suburbia wants. From The Beatles over Bowie, Prince, Jackson, Mercury, New Kids ot Block, East17 to Carey's duet with ODB and yacht rock/lounge music. It's self-confirming trite, garbage. But it appeals to people who refuse to geopardise their (real or imagined) trust fund future.
She's so cute, bros
>>122583899>open brand new webms with sound in the /mu/ board>*b*yers market starts playing*
>>122595822This is probably true, but I’m doubting the fat smelly hideous incels and femcels on Reddit have any sex appeal either.
>>122593243True, only jealous mystery meats are bitching and moaning about the webm in the OP.
>>122595887>but I’m doubting the fat smelly hideous incels and femcels on Reddit have any sex appeal either.You don't need to have sex appeal to recognize sex appeal, you just need a pair of functioning eyes.
>>122582275taylor swift's late career moment is the equivalent of the bud light boycott, it's a soft rebellion of music consumers against the pop garbage pushed in the past few years. the wild thing about 2024 is that something as entirely conventional as taylor swift has somehow become a radical movement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-FkV0EM_CUI like this song. It’s cute and it reminds me of the Fearless era without being too yeehaw-ish. The Grand Theft Auto line is really cheesy, maybe even a little cringy, but I’ve gotten used to it by now and I think that was the whole point of the song anyway.
>>122581824What a couple of annoying twats
Taylor Swift and her entire brand is built as an excuse for liberals to embrace whiteness, it's actually genius
>>122597017chuds like her, libs like her, parents like her, kids like her ---- this type of marketing is typically impossible to achieve. she's McDonalds, she's General Motors, she's Coca Cola
>>122597017Swiftie Twitter is the only place I see racism against white people called out.
>>122582320oh delicious panemses!!!!!!
>>122583233fucking anon is triggered by milquetoastchrist, this timeline is fucking doomed
>>122581824the dance is a subtle joke...
>>122589280nah just a chill homosexual off being gay. dont worry about him.
Name my new album cover
Swift Bump
>>122581824Is that part of her appeal, the fact that she can't dance and seems to have no rhythm? Is that supposed to be cutsie and identifiable?
>>122597705Muh rhythmBoohoohoo
