Disneycore edish Old >>122775574
Metal is for kids who were adopted lol
>>122779993Metal is for mentally ill retarded faggots
This album always brings me back, damn I miss being a scenester faggot and that petite Stacey art hoe I lost my virginity to (I peaked at the start)
>>122779975Fuck you faggot, we don't approve of core shit here. Kys OP
>>122780015Kys spen
HOLY.FUCKING.SHIT.
>>122780015asking alexandria isnt even coreshit, its buttrock
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721022913005023.webm
>>122780015Thinking everyone shares your opinion is a sign of autism. Congratulations
y'all fw cave in?
>>122780007that's indie
>>122780330why are you trying to sound like a black person?
Did Dave Mustaine invent thrash metal?
reminder: don't entertain the megashart troll
>>122780173Congratulations on your first day in the general.
>>122780616been here since the gorespammer. Im not autistic enough to call out every autistic post because it would be a full time job
>finally see a band after waiting for it for 10 years>the sound is utter shitI was totally not seething
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Daemon or De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
https://youtu.be/-4a3JMiu3vY?t=680
>>122781533Not watching
holy shit...
>>122781531Chimera
Andrew WK about the Viva la bam Scene in Bam's house(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "jackasses", they were anti-wiping out, they were pro-partying, we cultivated this
what is it with these younger millennials/zoomers barely scratching the surface of a bunch of different genres and labeling it all as "alt music" are they retarded
>>122781822>what is it with these younger millennials/zoomers barely scratching the surface of a bunch of different genresThat's all our resident blackies do.
Haven’t been here in a long time. No surprised to see that the aggressive nonsense troll posters have pushed away any decent posters. A shame
This general is just %80 ai generated. I have no idea what possesses these retards to post the same thing every thread. Imagine brushing your teeth and jumping into bed then thinking ‘oh I haven’t posted my varg spam on /metal/ yet. To make that a part of your daily routine is beyond deranged but the sad thing is that they aren’t deranged, low iq, yes, but just normal retards who can’t stand to have a decent conversation about metal Peace out
>>122781915nothing is sacred online
black metal about destroying the environment?
>>122781936That’s your opinion. I’m an actual oldfag and I miss the sense of community that used to exist online. I’ll shut up now though and let you retards post your baby babble. I’ll go read a book or something
>>122781915it's a bot. the capchas on 4chan are solvable by bots. i wouldn't be surprised if the person who made it doesn't even remember. just sitting in a cloud instance chugging away, day to day
>>122781952>I’ll go read a book or somethingGo read your fairytales mr high IQ
>>122781958Funnily enough I was planning on cracking open my brothers Grimm book
>>122781965it's time to crack open a bag of the brown stuff and tie off your arm brother
>>122781979>david lost his power when he lost his long hair>metallica became shit when they cut their hair>the best metal bands have long hairInteresting
Jesus would have lived big riff death metal
Who has the best hair in metal?
>>122782012me
sup guys, any new additions you have in your collections, digital or physical? Pic related for me,Hades' first album packaged with their amazing demo
>>122782012Dave Mustaine unironically is peak looking. He looked fucking godly at that Woodstock gig
I hate modern society so god damn much. I want to be a farmer. My land, my crops, my animals, my wife. No wageslaving, just good honest work
>>122782054You and the majority coty/town dwellers. It’s possible but there is a gigantic paywall and most of you don’t even know how to mow a lawn, let alone build and grow food/tend to animals
>>122782054And trust me, as a country fag, people in the rurals fet very weird, every family is massively fucked up. The isolation fucks their brains up
>>122782054You can't do that, feds will Waco siege your ass
>>122782038
>>122782065How much we talkin? I have $5,488.71 in my checking account
>>122782097Looks nice anon
>>122781531Daemon and Esoteric Warfare are both better than Mysteriis>>122781674Picrel is good unironically if you like hot topic core
>>122782038>Jørn Inge Tunsberg served time in prison for burning the Old Åsane church in 1992.ULTRA BASED
>>122781314Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>122780543Dave Mustaine invented metal
>>122782510*perfected
>>122782430Panzerfaust is the best album by Darkthrone.
Rise and shine sleepy heads
>>122782505Just lurken and posten until I see a 3 paragraph essaypost and then I close the tab.
>>122782505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou5jPPCBULshttps://cognizance.bandcamp.com/album/upheaval
>>122782505
>>122781915Oh she's deranged, make no mistake about that. She doesn't have the mental acuity or strength to skip one thread. Watch.
>>122782038I'll probably be getting a bunch of DsO vinyls next.
>>122782038waiting that last Kaatayra album to arrive, on cd
>>1227825933rd best after Under A Funeral Moon and Transilvanian Hunger.
>>122782865I would put them the other way around.1. Panzerfaust2. A blaze in the northern sky3. Under a funeral moon4. Tranny hunger
>>122782895Transilvanian Hunger demolishes both Panzer and ABITNS, let alone Under A Funeral Moon.You can't be that retarded
The correct non-poser, Darkthrone-appreciating black metal-appreciating based ranking>1. Under A Funeral Moon>2. Transilvanian Hunger>3. Panzerfaust>4. A Blaze In The Northern Sky>RestThis is non-arguable, unless you hate black metal.
>>122782901Panzer and A blaze are my favorites.
>>122782912switch 3 and 4 and you're good
>>122782914Consider 1. Developing taste to appreciate UAFM 2. Suicide
>>122782593We love Panzerfaust here.
>>122782923Based
A Blaze in the Northern Sky > Transilvanian Hunger & Under A Funeral Moon > Panzerfaust (it sucks)
Seek hector they said
>>122782934Anything that dosn't put Funeral Moon above all is wrong.
It’s not even funny how bad Black Metal is, I would maybe put it below rap
>>122782012Anybody that isn't bald kek
>>122782622>shineThe only way the losers ITT shine is when they reflect candlelight from thier greasy unwashed skin.
>>122782099Lol
>>122782974Mean
>>122781314Still laughing at the ADLfag getting BTFO after months of claiming that's a fake quote
>>122782994I’m still laughing at Varg for wasting 20 years of his life in prison
>>122782942What did you ask for? Neoclassical wankery? Smoked salmon on sourdough?
>no you MUST like these bands and albums and like them in the same order I do or you might as well be Mr Reddit McTourist
>>122783029Kek
>>122783044You forgot the part where all the bands they claim you must like are tourist redditcore.
>>122783029I laugh at anybody that has to spend time in prison (prisoner or not) it must really mess with your head seeing fucked up shit and hearing about even more fucked up shit the people a few feet away, even next to you did
>>122783031Hector is vegan now.
>>122783031>Smoked salmon on sourdough?With scrambled eggs, lemon, sherry vinegar, butter, boire noisette that’s pretty amazing
>>122783114he’s on the same page as grindcore musicians.
>>122783114Oh no! I fear the inevitable B12 deficiency, bloating and brain fog will reduce his appreciating for elegant counterpoint! But thanks for the update. I haven't been lurking/blasting much lately.
>>122783156>boire noisettemore like Snorre Noisette
>>122783156Bruh, I don't even like seafood or egg that much, but I'd demolish that.>tfw can't go in kitchen while floor is being sealed>tfw peeled some skin off my fingertip while cutting a lemon twist for my whiskey sodaPic unrelated; up next in BLAST queue
Artist: Boire Noire
>mods being somewhat basedI take back what I said about you
>>122783293I meant Beurre Noisette
Album: Panzerfisk
>>122779975>Bothering Buenos Aires>Convincing Constantinople>Delighting Damascus
>>122783825heh
>>122783895Take it easy on the soi
>>122782505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppXalXkCmLA
>>122781259relatablewho?
>>122779975I fucking love this album idgaf
>>122781531I like both Esoteric and Daemon, also Wolf's Lair Abyss, but nothing beats De Mysteriis, I'm not gonna pretend anything on other albums is as catchy and memorable as Freezing Moon or my favorites From The Dark Past & title track
>>122784238Moonsorrow but everyone sounded like shit too. They didn't improve the sound in 8 years and just ask for more and more money, fucking ridiculous.
>>122784244cringe metal > non-cringe metal
>general infested with hot topic-coresave us Jdawg
>>122784512All Jdawg talks about is hot-topic death shital. At least we are discussing hot topic black metal now
>>122779975>Citing Ceylon>Interrogating Irkutsk>Negotiating with Nepal>Petitioning Persia>Questioning Qatar
>>122781531Wolf's Lair Abyss
>>122784655unfathomably based
The recording of dmds was the biggest flop in black metal history
>>122783895>hector-simp stricken from the recordMod-shank Redemption
>>122782505probably aoty
>>122782505BEATS TO BANISH DEMONIC RELICS TO / ENTER ANCIENT CRYPTS TO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsULSS2I28E
What boss music plays when you slay the demiurge in his reality temple and all zog governments collapse over night?
>>122784885this is the poltard equivalent of ebonics
what the fuck is a demiurge?
>>122784955antichrist or something
>>122784955something that only retards think is a thing
Universe Peaked Here
>schizo loser frothing at the mouth over me 24 hours a day never gets old
>>122784609>Citing Ceylon
>>122785032having a years long mental breakdown is trve and kvlt
>>122784885Black Metal or Morbid Angel, and it needs to start playing.
>>122782012megadave
>>122784885Gayest thing ive ever read holy shit
>>122785068It will be Morbid Angel.
>>122784942dem zionists are oppressing us y'all doe
Symphony of IncontinenceVerse 1:You sit down easy, then comes the dreadA gurgling sound fills your headYou’ve rocked the world, but now you’re tiedTo diapers full of what you can’t hidePre-Chorus:The pressure builds, you can’t hold onA rancid blast, your control is goneIn your diaper, a putrid floodYour legacy drowned in filth and mudChorus:Just like a diaper, sagging lowOld age hits, it’s a wretched showSymphony of incontinenceSymphony of incontinenceVerse 2:You shred no more, you’re chained in placeBy foul stench and a smearing disgraceElastic fails, it overflowsYour rock star pride, in mush it goesPre-Chorus:The pressure builds, you can’t hold onA rancid blast, your control is goneIn your diaper, a putrid floodYour legacy drowned in filth and mudChorus:Just like a diaper, sagging lowOld age hits, it’s a wretched showSymphony of incontinenceSymphony of incontinenceBridge:The solo’s dead, a squishy blightThe toilet mocks you in the nightYou reach for wipes, but it’s too lateA rocker’s fall to a sodden fateChorus:Just like a diaper, sagging lowOld age hits, it’s a wretched showSymphony of incontinenceSymphony of incontinenceOutro:Now you sit, in shame you dwellLost in a world of your own smellSymphony of incontinenceSymphony of incontinence
val venis pornogrind
>>122785056Please forgive me if I've violated the terms of the snowclone as I understood it; namely:>present-participle verb for some form of dialogue>(preferably archaic) name for modern-day geographical location (in this case, Sri Lanka)I hope this clears up any of sir's confusion in the matter.
Metal is inherently gay.
>>122785217>Please forgive me if I've violated the termsYou haven't, I was making a heckin epic referencerino to this scene:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h5WExLGKUA
>>122785129Silence archon of ignorance
Leaking BulletsVerse 1:Hello me, it’s me againAging body, diaper's my only friendSweating, trembling, can't controlA leaking nightmare, losing my soulPre-Chorus:You feel the rumble, it’s deep insideA rancid wave you cannot hideElastic bands, they're stretched and tornIn this diaper, I am rebornChorus:Leaking bullets, fear the messIncontinence, a putrid stressLeaking bullets, foul and vileOld age steals my rocker styleVerse 2:Paranoia, it’s setting inWill I make it to the bathroom again?The stench of failure fills the airA rock star trapped in filthy despairPre-Chorus:You feel the rumble, it’s deep insideA rancid wave you cannot hideElastic bands, they're stretched and tornIn this diaper, I am rebornChorus:Leaking bullets, fear the messIncontinence, a putrid stressLeaking bullets, foul and vileOld age steals my rocker styleBridge:Sanity fades, the mess remainsA squishy seat and lingering stainsThe crowd's applause, a distant dreamNow I’m lost in this soiled regimeChorus:Leaking bullets, fear the messIncontinence, a putrid stressLeaking bullets, foul and vileOld age steals my rocker styleOutro:Hello me, it’s me againA diaper’s curse, my bitter endLeaking bullets, can’t escapeIncontinence, my final fate
Channeling the Power of Anons into a New Meme
>>122785218Correct.
I'm a gay Canadian vegan that loves video games and never leaves the house.What is some metal music someone like me would enjoy?
TED NUGENT
Diapers sell... but who's buying??
>>122785311opeth
>>122785311>mindbroken and dominated
>>122785314not metal
(Verse 1)In the depths of frostbitten lands, where shadows reign supreme,Lurks a figure clad in darkness, the Satanic Warmaster's gleam.But Lauri, oh mighty Lauri, with his belly like a globe,His stage a shrine to darkness, where retro relics strobe.(Chorus)Satanic Warmaster, king of the night,Beneath your cloak of darkness, your spirit takes its flight.Retro games and Funko Pops, your treasures to behold,But criticism strikes a nerve, your anger left untold.(Verse 2)From the forests of the North, where the cold winds howl in scorn,Comes the roar of Satanic Warmaster, from the land where he was born.But as he stands upon the stage, his belly bared with pride,Struggles in his movements, yet his dark soul can't be denied.(Chorus)Satanic Warmaster, lord of despair,In the depths of Reddit's darkness, you find solace there.Cheap beer and spirits, your sacraments of choice,In the fires of your fury, you raise your unholy voice.(Bridge)Right-wing thoughts like daggers, piercing through the night,As you drown in darkness, in your endless fight.But Lauri, Satanic Warmaster, your legacy remains,A testament to darkness, amidst life's endless strains.(Chorus)Satanic Warmaster, guardian of the night,In the depths of your darkness, you shine so bright.Though critics may assail you, your spirit will endure,For in the heart of darkness, Satanic Warmaster, you're pure.
What are some bands you wish were still around?
>>122784885Here have a 4channel gold.
>>122784512*sex haver-corefify
>wanted to scream the lyrics to the songs but I was too drunk and only remembered Living after midnight'ssorry to the dude beside me that he had to listen to me screaming off the top of my lungs instead of Rob lol
>>122785849Epic diaperfail
>>122785864Nah I'm based, I was air guitaring and dancing around like a retard. Went to take a piss during Turbo lover because I couldn't even recognize the song before the first chorus.
>>122785910>diapershitter can't control his bladder
>Nah I'm based, I was air guitaring and dancing around like a retard. Went to take a piss during Turbo lover because I couldn't even recognize the song before the first chorus.
HOLY SHIT
THROWING-UP YOUR STOMACH LININGAUTODIGEST YOUR GREASY INTESTINESROTTING AWAY INTERNALLYPRODUCING INFERNAL FERMENTATIONBLEEDING THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND MOUTHREGURGITATE VOMITUS GORESICKENING VILE VOMITLEAVES YOUR THROAT RED AND SORE.THROWING-UP YOUR STOMACH LININGAUTODIGEST YOUR GREASY INTESTINESROTTING AWAY INTERNALLYPRODUCING INFERNAL FERMENTATIONBLEEDING THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND MOUTHREGURGITATE VOMITUS GORESICKENING VILE VOMITLEAVES YOUR THROAT RED AND SORE.THROWING-UP YOUR STOMACH LININGAUTODIGEST YOUR GREASY INTESTINESROTTING AWAY INTERNALLYPRODUCING INFERNAL FERMENTATIONBLEEDING THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND MOUTHREGURGITATE VOMITUS GORESICKENING VILE VOMITLEAVES YOUR THROAT RED AND SORE.THROWING-UP YOUR STOMACH LININGAUTODIGEST YOUR GREASY INTESTINESROTTING AWAY INTERNALLYPRODUCING INFERNAL FERMENTATIONBLEEDING THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND MOUTHREGURGITATE VOMITUS GORESICKENING VILE VOMITLEAVES YOUR THROAT RED AND SORE.
>>122785864>>122785955>>122785976Imagine having the audacity to insult your elders. Where is the damn respect in today's youth?
>Imagine having the audacity to insult your elders. Where is the damn respect in today's youth?
>>122786310>Where is the damn respect in today's youth?Probably in your catheter.
>>122783387fuck off and die
Is Black Metal capable of any other mood than "Goblin screaming in forest"?
SPREAD YOUR LEGS, TIED DOWN,WIDE OPEN!BLADE 3 FEET UP YOUR TWAT, ORGANS LIQUEFY!SENSELESS NEED, MY LUST I HUNGER, SICK DEVICE OF TORTURE, I WANT TO SEE BLOOD!KNIFE IN YOUR CUNT, CUM AND BLOOD ARE MIXING!GUN TO MY HEAD, FORCE MY TO FUCK THE WHORE!SEVERED CLITORIS, TOTAL VAGINAL DYSFUNCTION, BATH IN CUM!RUG BURT KNEES, MY COCK IN YOUR ASS, I LIKE THE STENCH OF SHIT BETWEEN MY TEETH!YOU SCREAM, MY COCKS ERECT, I FUCK YOUR BODY!
why do Metalheads tend to be nerds?
be nice guys
>>122786553shut the fuck up
>>122785011Never got what's the appeal of these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt7rI1fZqzE'AVE A GOREY WEEK, LADS. TRY NOT TO BASH YOUR HEAD TOO MUCH!
>>122786588Just riffs.I tried to get into their "peak" albums like Deathcult for Eternity and Procession that people shilled to me and I never really liked it. I did try the 2022 album though and thought it was pretty great, one of the better albums of the year.I just assume they're a great band for guitarfags or something, as I can't play guitar and I don't get it, and all the discourse around them was the riffs.
>>122785849Halford is the embodiment of metal. Has been screaming his ass off for more than 50 years and at 73 he still has a good voice, goes on tour and can perform whole sets every day/every other day in 30+ degrees dressed in all leather, even a fucking trenchcoat. How in the fuck can he do it? He IS the painkiller.
>>122782505Gonna blast this even though I have no idea why I'm bothering, Forgotten Tomb haven't been good for fucking decades at this point.
>>122781531Deathcrush, it's short and sweet.>>122781674Album falls off after the first three songs but at least it throws you the best song at the very start.
>>122786669>Halford is the embodiment of metal>raging homoHmmm.
>>122786669He pissed his diaper when I saw him and the peepee came out the nappy
>>122785294is this how euronymous died?
>>122786702exactly
favorite song on DMDS?>life eternal
finna see the dwarves next week
>>122785910>Went to take a piss during Turbo lover because I couldn't even recognize the song before the first chorus.I'm quite embarrassed by it because...
>>122786876I like Funeral Fog
>>122786964That's the only track on it I like.
>>122786876Tie between From The Dark Past and the title track
>>122787002You must be retarded.
>>122787016I just evolved past entry level tourist albums years ago.
>>122782505what do you niggers know of it
>>122782505havent seen that album in a long ass time
All the best Black Metal bands have Doom Metal influence
>>122787123>black metal should be slow and boringNO
>>122787032You're a poser who was never really into the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ynpX-B9ykgod its so fucking kino, even more kino live, they were so fucking tight
>>122786848yep, why would you stab someone 25 times if it weren't a lovers quarrel
>>122787349Didn't stab him with a knife, if you catch my drift
>celtic frost worship
>he should not be told
>>122786914latest album cover is bretty fapworthy
WOMAAAN OF DARK DESIREEES
>>122787539production of shit quality more like
>>122787651Batlord is best when the production is scheizehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ2RxFAyaBY
>>122787651>he's filtered by lofilol
>>122787032That makes you the tourist, sweatie
>>122787720
FunebrarumThe Chasm Mithras
>>122787914/mu/ is making fun of us
Metalcore makin these chuddies seethe
>>122788019double-baiting, but whenever I see a retard that wears it I get the urge to vomit in their mouth the vril /metal/ fit being:>tactical pants>a baseball cap>a plain black shirt or band's shirt with just the logo and no kindergarten doodles
>>122787798I hate this album. Atilla sucks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqnC54vbUbU
>>122788172That's almost as bad or possibly worse, depending on the band. Given you are a Varg-tranny and it's a given that you have shit taste in metal it's probably the latter.
>>122788453Shalom, seething Mosche
>>122788034I love coreshit and after listening to leftover crack I love punk.
>>122788034Shouldn't you be at an abortion rally defending your wifes right to abort her boyfriends baby
>>122788473Varg is a Israeli double agent
>>122788623are they really that low on budget?
This is how a true NSBM god dresses.
>>122788656A snappy dresser
>>122788656Hendrik Moobs is a fashion icon
>>122788671Why does he have a crab.claw coming from his neck?
>>122786412>Hasn't heard space theme BMPleb
>>122788623What even is the point of Israel and Jews if I don't ever have big jewess tits in my mouth? Metal for this feel?
>>122788656Who is this?
>>122788717
>>122788717Himmler's Bastard
>>122788709off topic
Germanien uber alles, fur alle zeiten nun!
>>122788172>not robes
A NOW BLACKED HEART IS REACHING OUT DIVINITYBODY SUSPENDED BY CHAINS OVER RAZORS AND NAILSIT'S A PENALTYEACH RAZOR A VICE AND EACH NAIL MARKS THE DEMISE OF YOU LIFEGRIM CONSTRUCTION GROWSHAS LIFE PLAYED A TRICK SEALED YOU IN BRICK BY BRICK, 'TIL YOUR ENDFORCING YOU TO BENDYOUR EYES WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE DAYAND THE WRITING ON THE WALLTHOSE WORDS THAT STARE INTO YOUR SOULAND TO YOURSELF YOU WILL BEFALL
YOU'VE WAGED A WAR OF NERVESBUT YOU CAN'T CRUSH THE KINGDOMCAN'T BE WHAT YOUR IDOLS ARE.CAN'T LEAVE THE SCAR ALONEYOU CRY FOR COMPENSATIONI ASK YOU, PLEASE JUST GIVE US
>>122782505>>122787059based
let's go back to discussing judas priest
IF THERE REALLY IS A GOD, THEN IT'S PUNISHING ME CONSTANTLYSHE LET ME TASTE THAT SUGARHOLE AND OF COURSE, I WANTED MOREBUT NO, I'M REDUCED TO A ROTTYPANOL SNORT AND A LOT OF DRINKSTHIS SHIT GOES ON AND ON, JUST LOOK DOWN MY PANTS
Vargfags really are the Mustainefags of black metal
Stfu tranniepopper
>>122788656>>122788728kek he couldn't get closer to the incel phenotype if he tried
Punk. Take a look inside. Not even close, right?. The pram is empty. The needle is ready to pop. Except it ain't. Like life. Drains a faggot like you, a little squirming darkie. Medicine? Southern blood. Tough luck, son. Get lost, hit the road. Whatever.
>>122789287Thank you, Mr. Incelmo.
>>122780110good heavens
I love Avantasia - Wastelands so much.
I nearly cried in front of playing children while listening to Filosefem on a bicycle twice the other day.
>>122789344If a man acts unusual in public he gets arrested.
this is for you all https://www.youtube.com/@AcufenosOtin/videos
>>122789344C'mon it's not that bad
>>122789362My tinnitus went away, like it usually does.I used to love this album. I don't listen to it because I am waiting for good times.
Stomp. Don't approach me, again. Fool's gold. A golden needle of life. Let the river flow. Fucked your whoring mother. Oh, for sure, boy. Screamed and moaned. Like a southern chick. Some fucker out of the closet. Busted his jaw. Yes, Sir. Wide open. One way to trip to casket land. Yeah, right. Pack your stuff, kid. Something's brewing.
>>122789391wow it's phil anselmo
>>122789391This style of lyric is all I can write. Short bursts of explanation. Spoken-word-esque.
I used to confuse Phil Anselmo with Henry Rollins.
>>122789432Who's Justin Beiber?
>>122789399the H stands for homo
>>122789391i actually like this AI-slop bot. i can vividly imagine 90s anselmo saying this in an interview high on skag
>>122789358I was just making an ugly face and tearing up.>>122789372It was that "I wonder what life will be" one that really got me. My future is particularly uncertain in this time in my life.>>122789387I was having squirming sensations in my ear like there was a bug inside it so I cleaned my ears and stopped blasting on earbuds but now my other ear has reduced hearing. Is this how it starts?
https://www.deathmetal.org/news/phil-anselmo-loves-new-satyricon-song-fantasizes-about-frost-satyr/
>>122789474>My future is particularly uncertain in this time in my life.Same. Except for all the times of my life. My future is to make an MMO. That's all I need to do. And yet I can't bring myself to start. I don't want to add female humans to my MMO, this is the first problem. The troubles of the world kill my spirit. All I need is a couple of thousand dollars in revenue a month in perpetuity; Is that so much to ask? I also want to add fetish mechanics but I think that may go over poorly with my target audience (oldschool boomers...).
Bad stuff. Sure, not good. Shaking there, tough guy. What's with the faggotry? Don't get in my face, son. I ain't your friend, friend. The angel rising. A whore. Yes, m'am. Exactly, like your sister. Swamp skank. Filled her good, real gentle. Left your sack at daddy's? Grab a lollipop, boy.
>>122789344how long have you been on HRT sister?
>>122788172I just wear jeans, black v cut or band shirt, chucks, and spikey wristband. I don’t understand why go overboard
>>122789532i want to try hrt for fun
>>122789581Join a hardcore band.
Sometimes I find myself wanting to try HRT, but not because I want to be a tranny. I want to be a tenor singer like Dio
I finally started to live alone in a flat 2 weeks ago and I literally can't stop jerking off. To mature porn exclusively. My dick constantly hurts, it takes like 40 minutes of agonizing turbo jerking and it's 36+ degrees so I sweat out 2 litres during a session. I don't even want to fuck just grope and lick older women. Someone please get me out of this hell.NOW LET'S BRING THE RIFFS AYOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRTUZ2sS1D8
>>122789501For me it's problems on the autism, incest, and interpersonal abuse spectrums that predominate in my mind, but I know what it's like to be creatively stifled and unable to get the time-money together to get going on cool ideas of passion. >>122789532My entire life because I live in the age of plastics and pesticides and birth control. >>122789581What if you did male and female HRT at the same time?>>122789589Heh.
>>122789617Seems like most metalheads prefer milf porn>inb4 stop watching porn
I'm not even listening to metal. I prefer amateur porn btw.
Another chance? No shot, kid. The needle's drained. Southern river flooded. Come to daddy. To fuck you up. To grow the sack. A manly sack. A sack with pins. Messin' with you, boy. Out of sight, faggot. Sure thing. Your momma's next. Ready to explode.
>>122789581Good for you, that's how you become a trve and kvlt black metal fan>>122789594Estrogen doesn't change your voice, only testosterone does. That's why MtFs have to voice train.
>>122789649I tried voice training exercises and it's so difficult.
>>122789594I realized the other day that the only way for me to work in that range as a baritone is to constantly be flipping in and out of the bottom of my falsetto range and to really develop control of that part of my voice. It's like the final frontier for me.
Death. Yes, Sir. Dying. Gettin' the last drop of Southern pussy. Lickin' the bush, real gentle. Hairs in my nostrils. I will maul you, son. Won't see a thing. A Texan muzzle flash. A faggot in my arms waiting on daddy to do the move. To put the strap. Afraid? Bad move, kid. Very bad.
>>122781674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haNCFsYmbzk
>>122785251Less embarrassing than the real version
>>122789617Yeah same when I moved out that's where my addiction went through the roof, sweating like a pig from sexual anger and shaking like some sperg, the only way is to get a gf asap, or work to keep you distracted a bit and/or pay hookers in the meantime otherwise as time passes you get insanely frustrated and get to the point where I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU.
I like Deafheaven.
>>122789800>...and get to the point where I amkekelaborate
>>122789801painkiller sucks and isn't even in the top 3 priest records and i will die on that hill
>>122789811lost my job recently and again devolved into the addicted pig I described
>>122789823die alone, fag.
>>122789823>painkiller sucksIncorrect.> isn't even in the top 3 priest recordsCorrect. The top 3 are>1. Defenders of the faith, THE greatest heavy metal album ever released (second half copers need not apply)>2. Turbo (even more copers, GTFO)>3. Screaming for vengeancebut they released so many good stuff it's really hard to rank them, the only album that has a firm place is DefendersPoint of entry is really underrated too and that piece of shit Sin after sin is overrated to fucking oblivion
>>122789850>tfw my first thought while reading this was "we should jerk off together"it really is over
Proselytes, anchorites, crusaders, Wet me with your cathar kissBow to them? Crawl for them?Those loathsome mahometic effigies?No!No!No!No!https://youtu.be/1qpJ-QxUFHs?si=5qtqN_HuaNq5LoYDhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osculum_infame
Forgot the picture of the burning witch.
>>122789823>isn't even in the top 3 priest recordsCorrect, because there aren't any good priest records to begin with
A message in a bush. Yes, m'am. The Southern kind. Ridden with cum. Pure Texan cum. A fog of needles. Waitin' on God to take us all. Don't like your faggot tone. Yeah, dead on. You wanna move? Pick your path, son. Very carefully. Your move. Draw a breath. A last breath, for daddy.
122790036such low effort bait
Ascending
i like everything about priest except the lyrics theyre even sung well, its just usually the lyrics themselves are clunky
Angelic. Damn, right. An angel to be fucked. Not your daddy, boy. Far from it. I'll bust you right open. Sure, I will. Nothin'. A faggot waiting for the belt. Dead wrong, son. Don't move another inch, kid. Candyland comes right at you. God to man. Damn, right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwMZ20ZVZeEHEAVYFUCKINGMETALYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>122790205seeing them in october, haven't seen since 2015. cannot fucking wait
What's the time? Wrong. Needle on the water. Frank Zappa and the Needles. You won't get it, kid. Killed your father. Oh, sure. Booze and dance, as they say. Got in my face. Didn't like it. A slow draw you got there, son. Balls shrinking. Not good. Pretty bad, I'd say. Sendin' you to poppa. Buy the fucker a shot, from daddy to daddy.
>>122790106Same but for Gamma Ray. The lyrics were better with Ralph.
I want to fuck Doro.
unironically wailing like a lass to deep purpleyep, nothing new there!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpqinpe9EuIOKAYI'LL DO ITBLEEEEUUUUURRRRGGGGHHHH
Warning. Got that right. You have the mouth of a faggot. Put this blanket over yourself for daddy. Mop the floor, kid. Your father's blood. Two needles one rabbit. Beefy Texan rabbit. Cooked and served, with a needle. Your kind is dying out. God's sentence. I am vengeance. Veins for rivers. Dawn and Sunset. Missed a spot.
You say Burzum I say reverend bizarre You say darkthro e I say candlemassYou say mayhem I say Saint vitusWe are not the same
>>122789918Your top three are revisionist zoomer favourites. 1 sad wings2 defenders 3 painkiller
>>122790300I want to fuck Goro.
>>122790487>t. literally doing what you accuses me ofget the fuck outta here kid(although I deleted the last part of my reply where I mentioned those two albums being in the top 5 but I don't really like ranking albums)despite sad wings being the first true heavy metal album that laid the foundation of metal defenders still mogs it into oblivion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFZFB0-VTrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLDCp1WL80Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLDCp1WL80U
Death did Painkiller better than Priest.
>>122790595embarrassing opinions time?
Growin' old, kid. Years passin' me by like needles in a funhouse. You know the kind, son. A death wish. Meetin' your mother one last time. Smellin' the flowery bush. Gross skank. The needles I have pinned? Echoes in the distance. Purebred Texan. Vengeance and God.
https://www.deathmetal.org/news/chuck-schuldiner-1967-2001/
dead shitty useless garbage general
Mayhem
>>122790686Why is he so obsessed with Chuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIbD0lne37AI CAN'T TRUST NO WOMANI CAN'T TRUST THE LIES THEY TELL ME
>>122790808>I CAN'T TRUST NO WOMANCorrect.
>>122790853>>122790853>>122790853>>122790853NEW
>>122790799https://www.deathmetal.org/analysis/the-chuck-schuldiner-syndrome/For him hee's a symbol of metal's decline
>>122790808never get into a relationship with a smart woman test their IQ subtly and if they fail, make it so they caught you in an attempt to prove they're dumb and you're embarrased, the idiot will grow bold and you'll see their naturedid this to one chick last year, she was perfectly dumb and grew very open how attention-deprived she was i.e. will dump you the moment you reciprocate accompanied with tons of lyingjust ghosted her, as anyone should
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