/wpop/ is kill (again)previosu thread: >>122849338ANNOUNCEMENTS:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.
Choli <3
wish there was more actual pop music lads im really tired of beer garden elf bar music
>>122867224>beer garden elf bar musicwhat does that even mean
>>122867229whatever Fred Again is
>>122867259you mean this?https://youtu.be/0bVFEOb39vk?si=Y867N9lnMZ65QtDW
NEED
are you autism, /wpop/?
>be me>be at /wpop/ meet 2022>can't believe gaga actually showed up>she seems very flirty>talks about how fucking horny she is all night>she keeps telling a bunch of anons how she's never been gangbanged>one of them musters the courage to say "Let's fuck!">oh shit bitch what did you do?>she says yes while smirking and looking at a few anons in the eye>fuck it, i have to go for it>"Can I join?'>"Sure!">less than a minute after, 5 anons are on their way to bang gaga in her hotel room>in the elevator>she gets on her knees and says>"Allright boys, let's see them dicks!">we all oblige>slap away a charliboi's hand that was reaching for my cock>ding>put away dicks>it's time
>>122867559>can' believe this is actually happening>gonna fuck a pop star with my wpopbros!>enter her room>bunch of dildos on the table>i wonder if she's got MEAT hidden somewhere in here>old radio with cd player on a shelf>tell myself that a little music would make this even better>press play>GOVERNMENT HOOKER.mp3>"i want to make out first, boys, let's get in the mood">i take my chance>lean in right away to make out with lady gaga, sitting half naked on her bed>feel something pushing against my chest>gaga is stiff arming me>no, i want to make out with all 5 of you at once!>what the fuck have i got myself into?
>>122867561>look at the boys>kinda nod to say "i'm not into this but hell, we get to fuck lady gaga if we go through this">i haven't had time to finish nodding that charliboi has his left cheek pressed against my right cheek, with his tongue out>one by one, anons join in and akwardly get into formation>we're now standing, 5 of us, with our faces smooched together, waiting for gaga>notice she's been rubbing her clit this whole time>she gets up>"this will be SO fun, boys!">finaly>gaga gets in>6 tongues are indiscriminately licking each other>feel a hand grabbing my ass>mmmm gaga wants me first
>>122867566>"this is very hot, boys, but i don't think i'll be able to take all 5 of you at once, you'll have to take turns">anon asks her what he is supposed to do in the meantime>"well, you could jerk off while watching or you could keep yourself busy with the boys">i fucking knew it>it's a fucking trap>it doesn't take 5 seconds that charliboi and 2 other anons start sucking dick and fucking in the other bed>gaga, now sitting on the bed, pulls me in by placing her hands on my hips>"the plane is coming!">she opens her mouth>can't believe this is happening>feel something warm splattering on my ass>anon was watching this happen while jacking off>he busted a nut too early and came on my fucking ass>my whole body stiffens up>gaga stops>god damn she was so close to blowing me i could feel her breath on my cock>"what happened anon?">"i couldn't stand it and i came, sorry lady gaga">anon akwardly grabs his clothes and runs out in shame>gaga runs her hand on my ass and feels the cum>"turn around anon"
>>122867573>gaga starts licking anon's cum off my ass>think to myself "how the fuck did I end up here">she starts massaging my butt>she kissing my lower back>then my right cheek>WAIT>feel a thunderous pain>turn my head around and look behind me>gaga is ramming MEAT up my ass>"I used anon's cum as lube for your hairy ass!">charliboi and the other 2 anons walk over and start holding me down>gaga is now vigurously jamming MEAT into my ass>"PLEASE STOP! NOOOOOOO">try as i might, i'm stuck on the bed>they start to tie me up>can't move at all>feel the pain in my ass become less intense>also hear some kind of weird suction noise>"holy shit, look at that fucking gape">you wanna fuck him, anon?
Sorry y'all i didn't mean to get danz pregnant
>>122868255>danz is sickshe caught the hyperdanz virus, it's over...
Yeah
>>122868547Having no proper substance, or sense beyond its re rere replication, yes no no usage of virus is ever metaphorical. The word 'danz' is more re re virus./wpop/ culture re re chatters-out virus virus virusvirus virus virus virus virus virus virus 0110001001001011010010010110010010010010010 'virus' (viroductile,virogenic, immunosuppressor and and or, meta-, or orand or hyper-) danz.383FANGED NOUMENA101 10010010011101 100001001001. hyperdanz eats the endof history00100100100010111 10100001001 10101010101010100010011010100100101001001010010110100100101 1110 100010101010101010100101010010101101010010000001000101110101001001010100 101001001010100100100100100100101001001010110101001001001010110101010101010111 101000010011010101010101000100110 11 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 001 10010001000101010111010000101011001010010100011001001 1100100010000000000001001 11111 1000100100101010101000010000 K-( coding for cyber)positive processes auto-intensify by occurring. A cultural example ishype: products that PO OP trade on what they will be inthe future, vir virtual fashion on off, imminent technicalstandards, self-fulfilling prophecies and and or and artificial destinies. Anticipating a trend end end end POP POPaccelerates it (which is in itself a re re recursive trend)Hyping collapses SF into WPOP WPOP westernpopefficiency, re-routing tomorrow through what its prospectWP WP WP makes today.Virohyping sweeps through the advertising industry.Everyone will be doing it.Virus is parasitic tic replicator code: an asignifyingsequence of machinic data DANZ DANZ flow-break on/off,1/0, yang/yin intrinsically destined for war. In place ofmess message-content virodata is assembled bled fromasignifying materials with WPOP catalytic (or positively384HYPERDANZdisproportionate) efficiency: intruder passcode, locationalzIP-code, pseudogenomic substitute instructions, muta60nal junk (complex but latent segments), and garbage(redundant danzdanzdanzdanzdanzdanzdanz)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
arianators, what the fuck?>>>/hr/4900409
I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRIGO
>>122868731are you as devoted as this livposter from /hr/?
>>122868547Unfunny disgusting tranny faggot
Can posters have a brat summerWhich posters are having a brat summer
>>122868922charlibois don't even post here anymore because they're all caught up in their brat summer
Which wpop’s bottom would you lick
>>122868994
>>122869013Which wpop is that
>>122869049hayley williams
>>122869060Oh she got fat :(
>>122868922Charli stans too busy doing drills with the IDF
>>122869134Inserting Danzposter’s Fallus
I want to piss on ariposter
yuh
Was there ever a real wpop meet?
>>122871218yea we had a crazy gay straight orgy followed by a danz listening marathon
>>122872315Not buying it. Nobody who interacts with other people would listen to Danz willingly
Do you agree with Britney?
>>122874498britney who, britney spears?
>>122874646duh
>>122874688no no... maybe it's britney manson
>>122868547eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Now that the dust has settled, who won?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euMqQTkKbu4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mWkn0Xb6KM
>>122874920we all lost
>>122875107>t.Alice's boyfriend
>>122873087But everybody here loves danziebabie
>>122874920I want to cum inside of Madison while holding hands, so her
>>122875162true
You think you fell out of an apple tree?
>>122875468choli president of the GAY-S-A
>>122875534>secretary of dog fucking
>>122875500Gay sexual abuse?
CHOLI!PRESIDENT OF THE GAY-S-A!
Oh gay can you seeBy the dawn’s early frot
>>122875640>secretary of stink
>>122875656Vice president brapmila
Rice President Rina Sawayama
>>122875711watch Rina find this somehow and seethe about it on twitter
GAGA 2024
>>122875750Gay America Great Again
chairwoman of the joint chiefs of staff
>>122875766Oberführer Of Autochthonous Albania
>>122867503220, surprisingly low tbqh lol. Would've thought I easily made it.
Bout to fap to the Eras tour movie again.
>>122876094stream it
>>122876094<3
this one's for all my mean girls
>>122876094That Midnights suit gets me bricked up every time
I can't relate Cause I'm a singer
>>122878099
do you think olivia would let me tongue her anus on a one night stand?
>>122878803Give her games on your phone and she's yours
>>122878982i only have two games on my phone (three if you count chess dot com)
>>122876094I can't masturbate to Taylor, but I'll absolutely coom my brains out to this one cosplayer on Onlyfans whose thing is she looks a lot like her.
>>122879127post proof of ressemblance
>>122879153
>>122879307she takes dick?
>>122879605Yes, she's hetero
>>122880365i'll invite her to /wpop/ meet
Wpop Meet: The Porn Parodyw/ April Gloria as Taylor Slut and Valentina Nappi as Charli XXXAlso feat. a street crack whore as Grimeth
>>122880552SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
Taylor SlutGrimeth
>>122880552marina makes-you diamondsno-panz danz lavren woodberry olivia rod-amigo carly gae sexson
>>122880570was it the street crack whore that appealed
>>122880648yes, i but the only thing i don't like is that we would get a lot more puking from having the real grimes instead of a common crack whore
wpop drink: the porn parody
>>122878803Mistress I have your extra spicy mapo tofu for breakfast... Yes mistress it is much yo ass monday, how did you know?
Liv’s diarrhea looks and tastes like Filipino banana ketchup
>>122880810Olivia LOVES fruit ninja!
>>122867297is schizocore the new meta?
>>122880810>mfw
Olivia loves fruit, nigga!
olivia loves fruity niggas
>>122867503> Doesn't have a favorite popstar.what does that make me?
>>122880931a fruity nigga
>>122880552who plays the posters
>>122880961I just like complex music that's not made out of only 4 chords and written by one person.
>>122880978damn bro zesty fr ong no cap
>>122880931someone who doesn't belong in /wpop/
my favourite popstar is charli because she makes fun songs like vroom vroom :)
>>122881031LET'S RIDE
>>122881017I've only liked the sounds of, let's see Michael Jackson, Bruno Mars and Beatles when it comes to pop music from top 40s type of records that fall into that sort of category. Adele was cringe as fuck, haven't listened to radio at all because I don't like advertisements ruining my experience by yelling into my ear about some product or that service.
>>122881078you need a waifu to post here
>>122881078I got something you can jack, son
>>122881101Recommend some in the style of those beforementioned from current lists, I'll give them a fair shot.
>>122881108ffs anon, don't sexually harass the new poster as soon as he gets in
>>122881115that's 4chan culture for you, all I can do is just call them bunch of flaming faggots as a counter.
>>122881114ariana grandedua lipalizzolady gagabillie eilishH.E.R.
>>122881186Out of those I would say Ariana Grande is nice I suppose, forgot about her existing for a while kek.
>>122881311if you don't like her you're an incel
>>122881115I got something you can sexually harass right here!
>>122881358you really don't why are you stating something so clearly false?
Charli XCX? More like talentless smelly sket. Gottem
Hannah Diamond
>>122881459
I know you like the way that I look and it looks like I like you too (you know I dooo)
/wpop/ meet 2024 is going to be fun
What if it was wpop feet and it was Charli’s tasty tootsies
Washed up but extremely talented literally who Caroline Polachek
>>122881726Watch out we all love CP here
>mfw bro (my little sugar plum) stops sending me 97 tiktoks a day
>>122881786i can send you 87 porn videos a day
>>122881786How about I send you my 9.7” dickcock
>>122881324what if I want to cum inside of her though?
>>122881967that is completely normal, the real question is, would you suck cock for her?
>>122881829stay away from the dark videos never goon>>122881914no one has one that big that's not real
>>122882134i won't send you any BLACKED videos, only BWC
>>122881978nuh
>>122882172incel
>>122881786Livposter confirmed faggot
>>122881740because youre all gay pedos
>>122881786i'll send you texts like this multiple times a day
>>122882538Vince aren't you supposed to be in jail?
>mfw vince mcmahon is a /wpop/per
>>122882577lmao
>>122881786give me your socials so i can send u my bussy
we need a new /wpop/ discord with livposter in it so we can send him dick pics daily
>>122882148nah knew i picked a bad choice of words lol>>122882258how what are you some kind of faggot expert?>>122882538i couldn't even read this one it's too long>>122882623im not gay
>>122882683Yeah I'm the world's number 1 faggot expert.
>>122882683everyone is gay on /wpop/, eben the straights
>>122882683>im not gaynot gay to fuck men
what happens at /wpop/ meet stays at /wpop/ meet
IT'S OVER FOR DRUMPF
>>122882134you’re just jealous
>>122882802Fucking cringe
>>122875640I'm With Her!
>>122882694>I'm the world's number 1 faggotvery true>>122882696relationships with men and fuck women>>122882728could maybe be true only if ur the top>>122882834not really im already slanging wood
>>122882897I’ve got some wood you can slang right here
Do you think Charli can prepare delicious Pajeet cuisine? If she can’t, do you think her mum thinks she’s a failure
nothing gay with frotting
frot and it’s the same but there’s three more penises so it’s not
>>122882897how big is you are peepee?>>122882953this
frotting inside a woman is super straight
>>122883005the real DP
/wpop/, be honest, which poster would you frot with inside the /wpop/ girl of your choice?>poster:>/wpop/ woman:
>>122882802can't I just vote for Taylor herself instead, she'll be 35 by the time she'd be sworn in
>>122883038the only way to dp>>122883074liv with livposter is the bet choice
>>122883074how bout no frotting and its just me and KO?
how about no wpop and it’s just me and ariposter’s boipcci
>>122882933i was talking about myself >>122882998gym time arm day hype
>>122883253make sure you have good grip strength and solid forearms, you'll need it when you jerk my cock for an hour at /wpop/ meet
>>122883253why wont you reveal your penor size? is it small?
>>122883281
>>122883253blast those guns bby have a good workout
>>122883290do you wear fucking napkins as underwear? mine is 8 inches and my boxer briefs have no problem holding them.
>>122883308that was dp, he wore little superman undies
>>122883315ahhhhhhhh ok. tiny lil peepee ahh mf.
Im sittin on my ass on ma chair
>>122883468Gb2 reddit
>>122883473i got it from facebook you absolute loon
>>122883468>>122883473>>122883480it has a 4chan filename. very sussy...
>>1228834994chanX will fix ya right up
>>122883520ah cool. i use 4chanx but havent touched any options in it in like 5+ years lol.
my cock is out, should i fap?
Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son?
girl,it’s so confusing sometimes to have a son
wearing my 1989 jammies :3
well honestly i was speechlesswhen i woke up to ur dickpic
>>122883955Let’s work it out on the dl
>>122868922brat summer is over now since charli endorsed kamala
uuuuuuuuuhhhhh taybros???? is this true?????
>>122883994can confirm (not a tayzo, but have fucked one)
The b-52ooIys
Kamooly HarrisCX
>>122884256Tooly Desantis is better
Official Wpop poster portrait released
>>122884440delete
>>122884440should be the chud one
>>122884495Billions must see Olivia’s Rodrigo
>>122884440
>>122884714
>>122884256
>>122883274i don't even jerk my own dawg>>122883281why would I?>>122883300thanks :*bro i was in awe the size of my arms in the gym mirror after felt like spongebob when he got the inflatable arms
>>122884798you will jerk mine
>>122884798>why would I?small confirmed.
livposter fucking bird at /wpop/ meet
>>122884887in the ASS
>>122884798totally feel ya. Love getting a good pump. Me and da gym bros got some cheap tank tops and im looking juicy n.gl>spongebob referenceK ur like the best ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ8Ir0Ap3Hk
>>122885224>mfw
>>122884832how much i get paid?>>122884836idc what u think i know the size >>122885021i just wear a tight shirt usually my friend says i look like toji lol>im looking juicybased>ur like the best everik i feel like a tank
>>122885255bout tree fiddy
yeah i workout out and get muscular because i have low self esteem and a small penis. howd you know?
wtf where have I been theres new KO tomorrow holy shit holy shit>>122885255>tojiDidnt know who that was but thats a hawt anime character. Gn handsome and jacked LP gotta be an early bird tomorrow <3
>>122885471you can redeem yourself in the bukkake room at /wpop/ meet
>>122885492hia body modeled after me frgn juicy <3
in my mind livposter looks like olivia (it helps me cum when i fap)
>>122885997in my mind he looks like a broccoli hair zoomer twink with a yummy bussy
>>122884440I look like this and I wear this.
>>122883308wtf pics now
good morning /wpop/!are you ready to fuck today in the ass?going to start my day with grimeth in my ears https://youtu.be/1FH-q0I1fJY?si=44WEl0MKWTmmcoOJcheers
>>122888344I love Taylor
>>122880978one day you will grow older, and you will learn to let go, the simplicity of the 4 chords will bring respite... it takes time for some people
Certified tooly boy?
>>122888344nobody uses botox anymore
>>122891652yes, taylor is a nobody
>>122891666I got eleven plaques on my wall right nowYou got your first gold single, damn, nigga...(wooww...)
Pitoline <3
Holachek <3
you guys think she pissed all over the floor when she got shitfaced later that day?
Wtf I love kamala now! I love being pandered to!
>>122893647imagine fucking with kamala and charli
what the fuck happened to choli?
>>122893772jeet genes started taking over
>>122893772Hot
charli is /uglycore/
you wanna guess the color of my underwear
>>122887989why? not like its 8in all the time
>>122893878need webm of growth
genocide charli
>>122893921
>>122894022what did he mean by this?
i love taytay
im watching Ariana’s tour doc “excuse me i love you” for the second time today! Love you, Ari <3
>>122894106*pukes*
my queen
https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/218344397-How-do-I-add-friends-on-Discord#:~:text=Desktop%2FBrowser-,1.,then%20tap%20on%20Add%20Friend.https://www.howtogeek.com/778286/how-to-add-friends-on-discord/https://www.wikihow.com/Add-Friends-on-Discordhttps://filmora.wondershare.com/discord/how-to-add-friends-on-discord.html
>>122894149imagine punching her right in the mouth
https://on.soundcloud.com/r7wb1
>>122894166Why would I want to punch Ari, anon… she’s my favourite pop star
>>122894168funny pic but what the fuck is that song, he sounds like that black guy cumming with the force of a thousand suns https://youtu.be/TrRDqD-bpWY?si=Lf4j7YZJoS8sPQFN
>>122884440wtf where did you get this picture of me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjP2hLxUaKs
>>122894185>Why would I want to punch Ari, anon
>>122894243Assuming you’re the same person that is not the impression i got from your post but okay lol this place is so weird
>>122894303
>>>/v/683533351
SHES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>122894417cumming on charli's bald head and slapping her in top of the head so it splashes everywhere and she has to clean it
getting all dressed up to goon for taytay
>>122894531>not gooning nakedwtf
>>122894531post pics
>>122894556this, just way bettert
>>122894556it makes riding my dildo more fun :3
>>122894577hello bird
>>122894639sup
>>122894417she's the choli video game nerrrrrrd
>>122894584Disgusting tranny faggot snoopy is back i see
>>122894648you still post on /trash/?
>>122894697nope, i am done with that
I AM PORNOSEXUAL
>>122894706this is great news, i'm happy that you got out of this place, it was clearly fuckign you up, have you been listening to music lately?
what if it was dave chappelle roan
>>122894765hm not really new music, just same old
>>122894765>>122894770i am done with music
>>122894770>>122894795taking a break can be a good thing in the long run, hoping you find something you like, whatever it is
>>122894815Id “take a break” between Marina’s huge bosoms iykwim
>>122894836understandablehave agreat day
>>122894882boobs....>>122894815i guess, yeah i havent posting a lot in 4chan lately
>>122894882to be clear I mean https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse
It's 2026 and washed up literally who has been pop "star" Caroline Polacheck releases a branded flashlight to booster her falling income. Critics rate her texture 10/10, calling it "the most quirked up fleshlight of the year."
>>122894896whatever life throws your way, remember that marina's boobs are always there for you>>122894915i'm not sure i understand what you mean still>>122894946ngl i'd buy the FUCK out of /wpop/ fleshlights
>>122894946How long until there’s one of Olivia’s Rodrigo
>>122894970Marina Diamandis boob sex fleshlight
Foolymobile vs Coolymobile
>>122895001i'll bring a couple at /wpop/ meet
>>122894970Which wpop fleshlight would you purchase first
>>122894970what would the gimmick of each wpop fleshlight be?
Is it Olivia’s front or back Rodrigo we want to see?
>>122895018>tfw saw a cyber truck yesterday
>>122895087brat green
>>122895087Taylor's is absorbent so it never gets very wet
>>122895087so hot it hurts your penis (can’t deal)
>>1228950811. marina (boobs with a pussy)2. dorian (pic rel)3. hayley (has alittle hole in which you can show little liquor bottles)4. dua (comes with bluetooth speaker blasting the albanian national anthem as soon as you slip your dick in)5. charli (always greasy)
>>122894970you ruined my masturbation free record with those pics
>>122895354vigorous masturbation is a known side effect of seeing marina
>>122895375more big marina bobs pls
>>122895702OF COURSE
>>122895747those FROOT look fuckable
>>122895778BEST FROOT ON EARTH
>>122895793my banana x merna’s melons when
>>122895812
i have quite a bit of marina webms
we shall reach bump limit to webms of marina
The question should be which wpop posters would be the best flashlight?
>>122896049i presume those that have a pussy would come on top of the list
I can't believe Chahli won 2024, I was thinking oh its just a album, I dunno why its 10/10 huh but now the future President called herself BRAT, this album has become Album of the Year, get outta here Beyonce you have no chance.
>>122896070mmmmm wrong!
>>122896140don,t get me wrong, assholes can be very fun to fuck, but it doesn't come close to a pussy imo
>>122896177hnnnnnnnnnngggg i forgot this webm was a minute long oh god oh fuck
>>122896243I want to shoot myself in the face while smelling her pits so it's the last thing I ever experience
>>122896262you have no ideai how much i understand your post
i have a pathetic fantasy about marina and milk now its over wpop
>>122896472welcome to my life for the past 15 years
>>122896484mb...you would not forgive me if i were to voice my impure thoughts about marina rn
>>122896495we"ve all said all kinds of shit about our waifus on here, don't hold yourself back (unless you're about to say something highly illegal)
ywn cuddle marina and have her play with your hair while you suck on her tits and drink her milk....
>>122896540BREHS...
should i make a new OP?
>>122896598kamala and brat are both vehicle enthusiasts
I got a vehicle you can ride right here pwl
NEW>>122896642>>122896642>>122896642
i'm gonna stay in here for a little while and post some more marinas
>>122896719i want to call her mommy
>>122896726i want to call her my wife
>>122896753>tfw watching mb fuck marinaHnnnghhh!!!!!!!!
>>122896773you cheeky fucker
>Grabbing a cup of coffee>See Marina sitting waiting for her order as I walk in>Want to say something but don't want to be weird>She picks up her order, has to walk past the line to get out the door>As she walks past say "Hey Marina, really love your music!">She spits in my face>Cum so hard I fall over
>>122896815best post of 2024
>>122896775What??
>>122896833i didn't expect that but found it funny and interesting, don't worry about it birdy
I love her!
plunge that knife right into my heart marina
rimming mb while he fucks marina...
>>122897359i would not enjoy that
>>122897387rude...i had a crush on you mb years ago whatever
>>122897769i'm flattered that you'd like to participate but my asshole is off limits lmao, you can fap while watching though
god-tier marina image right here
marina is a sign from god that i should fap
i'll ride this thread until it 404sbird you still in here my man?
>>122897958Hi
