ITT: post the worst lyrics of all timeI’ll start >ive got soul but I’m not a soldier
>>122886055she looks slutty
Here "absurd" is stressed on the first syllable like "mustard">>122886055There's got to be at least five different contenders in the killers discography aloneYou don't win them all I suppose
>>122886055I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster!
>>122886055>i'm not a patriot, just a hateriot
I've got feed but I'm not a sneed
the entire vultures album
>>122886055This is retarded because there is no implication anywhere in human history that having a soul makes you a soldier. The two words aren't at all related, soldier comes of the latin for "paid".
Girl in Red:>smoking cigarettes on the rooftopThat line stuck with me because its the most generic, bland possible opening line to a boring girl indie song possible. It reads like something a bunch of middle aged men in suits would come up with to resonatw with sad teenage girls that listen to this crap
It's that one type of night with the bright white ice pickSlipped up signature, wrestle 'til I scribble shitWho in my space smell khaki leather pants?If my brain go missing, I'll be damnedThe one ripped by the wind, instant implantHow we see what we thought was nothing beforeNow the lost and the waste can slide beside themPerform the custom of hissing lisp adornI've had a little bit too muchDon't wait for me, I'll wake up on my own tomorrowI took a little medicine, love, to lubricate my flowDon't wait up for me 'cause I'll be coming home tomorrowI'll crush a mound up on your birthday cakeWith your whole family there watching or at your Aunt Viv's wakeLine up some blow on your titties and blow the rest in your faceIf you're not turning up, then your whole life's a disgraceI like the self-destructive girls, where the fucks be all missin'When you get home and I'm high, I don't wanna hear no bitchin'This is the modern man, modern plan, future transitionWorship the work and the product, American Joy Division
>>122886055>Some will win, some will lose>Some are born to sing the blues
>>122891280Ok, autist.
>>122891921I don't care it makes no sense. Saying "I've got milk but I'm not a milkman" makes slightly more sense because they're the same word, but even then nobody is going to assume that you're a milkman just because you have a glass of milk.
>>122891960i would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
>>122891969This lyric is fine because the milkman's wife's tits can produce milk. There is a connection.
Are we human or are we dancer?
I've got cum but I'm not a cucumber
>>122892037>Words of etymologically unrelated origin>Associated together>EVERNOT ALLOW I'M GOING INSANE
>>122892046Also there is no implication that the person is a cucumber just because he or she has cum
>I've got supercalifragilis but I'm not supercalifragilisticexpialidociousThey could have tried harder.
Scars On Broadway - Chemicals
>>122892065Why would you even say that? What does it mean? What does cum and cucumber have to do with anything? They're nothing alike. Stop making logically unsound statements. Music is about hard, rigid order and you're breaking that
>>122886055The semen stains the mountain topsthe semen stains the mountain tops
>>122886055They don't exist yet, because I have yet to write them
I've got sole, but I'm not a rissole
>>122886055I've got peed on, but I'm not a peon
I'm a pedant but don't wear a pendant
>I ain't greedy, sharin is carin>Especially when it's for Sharon and KarenFUCK YOU FUCK YOU MR 305 MAN!! WHY CALL YOURSELF THAT ANYWHERE YOUR NAME IS NOT A SERIES OF NUMBERS!!! YOU DON'T "SHARE" PEOPLE EITHER
I got bones but I’m not a boner haha :)
>>122892377YOUR PENIS DOES **NOT*** HAVE A BONE WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT I NEED TO WRING HIS NECK NOW AND (YES I DO LOOK LIKE THIS)
>>122892397That's just a picture of me
we want the poonami
>Oh shit! Motherfuck! Yeah!
>>122891921kys election tourist
>>122893086Cry harder, pedantic child
>>122891280the implication at the time was that the line was about the moral case for the Iraq war
>My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest
>>122886055You think you the shit bitch?You not even a fart
>>122892001This one blow’s OP’s out of the water for me. What the fuck does this even mean?
>>122893414Still makes no sense. Was he gonna join the army but then Bush invaded Iraq so he became a famous singer instead out of protest? Why was the Iraq war the line and not the Afghanistan war?>>122892397I look like this and say this
I've got bars but I'm not Roseanne Barr
>>122886055>Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas>You know he knows just exactly what the facts ishas there ever been a more forced rhyme scheme?
>>122893414Is he saying that the men and women who fought and died in Iraq didn't have a soul?
I'm not worried about your man, he's a cheeseburger
>Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, but see, me, it was a goat
>>122892362D A L EALE
>>122886055Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat. I fucked your mom.
Panda, Panda (Grrah, grrah, grrah)Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda (Git, git, git)
>>122895833A perfect display in the art of wordsmith
>>122891451That's good
>>122893468kek those lyrics are so bad it's hilarious>Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains>The way you can cut a rug>Watching you is the only drug I need>So gangsta, I'm so thug
>>122896809>Watching you is the only drug I need>So gangsta, I'm so thugI honest to God think that's a callback to Depeche Mode>When I need a drug in me>And it brings out the thug in mewith all the other nostalgia circlejerking in the song, it's hardly out of the question
>>122896809>>122896841Wow it makes sense now thanks
>>122886055>I GOT COCK, BUT I'M NOT A COXSWAIN
>LET'S FIIIIIIIGHT
>>122891414>getting filtered by mess's lyricsoh no no no no
>Well well well>I feel just like I'm fallin in love>There's a new cool>Some kind of verbooty>It fits me like a velvet glove, yeah
>>122893468>>122896809winrarthe music also sounds like a fucking apple ad. absolutely atrocious song.
rush frequently gets praised for their lyrics and I really wonder why>I see red>And it hurts my head>I guess it must be something>That I read
>>122886055I don't want to see a ghostIt's a sight that I fear mostI'd rather have a piece of toastAnd watch the evening news
>A mother sings a lullaby to a child>Sometime in the future the boy goes wildsteven wilson telling the story of star wars:>the bad guys captures the princess>then some people blow up something
>>122886055>tranimeYou’re lost, sir. Here’s where you need to post>>>/a/Now fuck off
>>122891280Well at least we know none of the jannies are soldiers.
>>122893468Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chickenYour best friend always sticking up for youEven when I know you're wrong?Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romanceFive hour phone conversationThe best onions latte that you ever had, and me?
>>122900491What in the goddamnAre those real lyrics?
>>122900571You are on a website created for weebs, get out filthy tourist
>>122886055>fish>which is my favourite dish>but without the money is still a wish
>>122886055>i've got balls but i'm not a baller
>>122901511LEONA SEXO
>>122900491>>122900934XBOX IS A GOD TO ME
>>122901511it hasn't been an anime website since moot sold it now deal with it or kys
I don't know if those posts asking who moot is are legit or not
>>122902283Always have been an anime website and that's not gonna change, deal with it tourist or go back to rym
>>122903045>Implying rym trannies aren't the ones pushing for more anime4chan hasn't been an anime website in years, get your ass back to /a/. 4chan culture has evolved way beyond anime and made its mark independent of it.
>>122893468>>122896809Won't lie I used to bump this song as a youth and still think its kinda dope.
>>1229032084chan was made by nerds and anime has been part of nerd culture forever, you fucking dipshit. you can stick your schizo infographic up your ass.
>>122903208imagine being so mindbroken by cartoon characters on the internet that you spend hours screenshotting and making diagrams that show how mindbroken you are
>>122900928>onions latte
>>122903221Yeah, it's their best song
>>122903208>acting like there's no overlap between anime and video games>acting like there's no overlap between anime and technology>acting like there's no overlap between anime and cartoonsjust admit that you like it on the anime website
