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>[theqoo] TODAY, DISPATCH REVEALED HOW THE NEWJEANS MEMBERS WERE SELECTED>Min Hee Jin: What about Danielle? She’s from America. Do you see anything? (I haven’t met her).>Shaman “K”: I don’t know her mind.>Min Hee Jin: Will she cause trouble?>Shaman “K”: It will be good for you when they enter the USA because of her.>Min Hee Jin: I’ll leave out [redacted 1] and add [redacted 2] so that makes 7 members. Or should I also leave out [redacted 2] and have 6 members?>Shaman “K”: [redacted 2]. 6 members is not good.>Min Hee Jin: Okay. Is she mental?>Shaman “K”: Yes. It’s f***ing serious.>Min Hee Jin: Should I take out [redacted 3] for 5 members? Or leave her and keep it 6?>Shaman “K”: 6 members.ohnonono
>>122889036
IVE is releasing a new japanese album
kot is a stacy cosplaying as autistic
>>122889027yeah its normal for prepubescent girls to give private dances to middle aged male hybe executives
>>122889041mimi at home on the left
>>122889040>>Min Hee Jin: What about Danielle? She’s from America.hahahaha what the fuck did she mean by this?
we hate lil cherry
stop having sex
why doesn't haerin reciprocate hugs
>>122889040shaman nigga was the real creative director all along
>>122889040post the bit where they sacked a trainee because the shaman said she was possessed by the devil
giselle
>>122889044fuckpits
>>122889040>What about Danielle? She’s from Americafuck off cunt
>>122889040>>122889050Danielle was scouted from the USA, the Australia shit is just kayfabe
OK but where's gong yubin's dance performance? release the damn tapes fatman!!!
According to Ten Asia exclusive report, SM Entertainment was found to have hired an outside company to manipulate public opinion on Internet forums during its management conflict with HYBE early last year, targeting HYBE groups.On February 27 last year, public relations agency ‘Astrafe’ created a chat room called "St" that included employees of the viral company it hired and executives from SM, according to Telegram conversations obtained exclusively by this newspaper. This was a task force to create public opinion in favor of SM in the SM-HYBE case, which had been in full swing since the beginning of the same month. The idea was to create not only virality, spreading information in its favor, but also reverse virality, spreading negative news about the other side of the conflict. In total, there were six people. Two SM employees, the director of Astrafe and three representatives of viral companies.It was written articles to raise concerns that groups could disband if HYBE acquired SM. "So far, the groups that have disbanded after HYBE took over are GFRIEND, NU’EST and Pristin. HYBE is making takeover bids because they need to eat first and they can do something. But as a result, even in the stock market, I don't sell HYBE shares because I think it is better for the current management of SM to be on the board of directors than for HYBE to be on the board of directors".
Keep posting Seowon
>>122889044nice
Miyeon
>>122889040this would make a great skit
>>122889057>decided the members>decided the newjeans name>decided the music>decided the suprise debut timeline
>>122889056haerin hug
>>122889040>she's an american>6 is not goodfucking hell, what a shitty shaman. explains their music.captcha: 40ngr
>>122889041Aaah fuck nghhhhhhhh
>>122889075
>>122889062you cant fuck a pit
wait so dani has been faking her accent the whole time??
>>122889072her name is yooniegenius
>>122889040>source trust me bro
>>122889056
>>122889042we're a month away DIVEfriend, calm down
>>122889041What the fuck does she mean by that
>>122889081yes you can. you just need to use your tongue instead of
>>122889085min hee jin already confirmed these are real because she's crying they are "illegally obtained"also dispatch has receipts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwgQxKebGohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwgQxKebGo
>>122889094BRATS
>>122889040there has never been a more soulless group
>>122889094who the fuck is the target audience here
group with no visual holes, unis
>>122889065gong yubin as in yubs of triples fame? didnt know she was a hybe trainee
>>122889056she only hugs inanimate objects
she rules the kpop game
>>122889098the opposite actually, full of spirits (because of the shaman)
>>122889099>soomin kwakme nigga
>>122889107spirits are bad souls
>>122889101she's one of the girls that got dropped at the end together with eunchae, sakura miu, and youngseo. you can see her blurred face in some of the group photos
there's something about UNIS...
Who is this?
>>122889099literally me
>>122889104she should hug my dick then
>>122889117sakura
>>122889070yea
>>122889116no one cares lil hut dweller
>>122889101>– Yubin was a former Source Music trainee and is very close with NewJeans‘ Hannihyerin was also a belift trainee before getting cut and going to p nation
>>122889120that makes no sense
>>122889107the shaman rejected a trainee for having two souls inside her so i wouldn’t say that
>>122889117magenta
>>122889117wakanda or something from wooah
>>122889117qwer magentashe's a twitch coomstreamer though dont think she's pandering to christians
they rule the kpop game>>>
>>122889117W, of QWER>>122889081counterpoint:
>>122889117an old hag
>>122889040>Min Hee Jin: Then how many should be in the group? Should I get rid of [redacted]? 6 members?[redacted] is young and I’m not feeling her. A little punkish feeling.>Shaman “K”: 6 sounds good.>Min Hee Jin: Then I’ll remove [redacted] and anyway, So Sung Jin will probably put her in Sakura’s group. What do you think?>Shaman “K”: You’re right. You’re helping So Sung Jin with this and that. He’s such a dumb “father.”>Min Hee Jin: LOL>Messages omitted>Min Hee Jin: [Picture] Do you agree with getting rid of her?>Shaman “K”: I totally agree>Min Hee Jin: [Picture]>Shaman “K”: She looks like a total fool. Her eyes look like she has a second soul.>Min Hee Jin: Is she possessed by a ghost?>Shaman “K”: Totally. It’s dark under her eyes and she looks like she is completely out of it.>Min Hee Jin: She is eliminated, confirmed.>Shaman “K”: Confirmed.kek
>>122889133ew
Heejoonk
just learned the news. please tell me kotpino is not shilling for the crazy witch min heejin again
>>122889133Damn I thought she had way more of an ass. Must've just been padding.>absolutely still would
>>122889138what the fuck is she doing
this the possessed spirit the shaman is so afraid of
>>122889142>[redacted] is young and I’m not feeling her. A little punkish feeling.MHJ allergic to Eunchae confirmed?couldn't handle the brattiness
>>122889117literally me at like 14
>>122889117>168k likesviral otaku queenhttps://twitter.com/DeltyThe73rd/status/1814137395245375640
>>122889147that's a man
>>122889142eunchae
niggas be like thats a fat ass then they post a webm with no ass in it
>>122889152showing you how you'd do it
get canadian healthcare
>>122889155the best plastic money can buy it never melts in 110 degree heat
>>122889115maybe it was for the best, yubin is too sexo to fit nj concept
i would trust my child to mhj
hanni and haerin must have been real popular with the source staff and boy trainees with arses that phat gyatt dayum
>>122889158how old are you now
>>122889165swk
>>122889142newjeans eunchaea timeline where she doesn't get snubbed by cuntielle
kotpino denounce mhj now or you'll be the laughing stock of kpg for all eternity
newjeans was supposed to be the anti-cult group to koreans no? will this change their minds now that its confirmed the shaman makes all the important decisions
>>122889170esl
>>122889147Remove the Guitar rn
>>122889165god she's incredible
>>122889142wtf is even happening kek
fuuuuuuuuuck look at soomin
>his waifu only has one soul and no ghostsngmi
>>122889179ugly tranny heejman
divekebab melty hours have begun
New Jeans is obviously the devil. If you support them you're being influenced by dark shaman energy.
what's the next step in the plan
weird, thought i saw a new post but theres nothing there
>>122889142BRUH!
>>122889183my tongue
and shaman sunbaenim was right all along, no wonder nwjns is the top gg of all time
>>122889040>Shaman “K”: It will be good for you when they enter the USA because of her.Galaxy brain move by the shaman hereMy bro likes them because they speak English
imagine rejecting this SOVL
why is xir spamming handsome dude heejman?
>>122889056>>122889056
How many other groups do you think have fucking occult advisors lmao
>>122889165>>122889176>>122889185everyone in unis is gorgeous
it's ok kotpino you can go back to posting jaden uggos now
>>122889142this is about Yunjin right?
>>122889056Me in highschool. Everyone loved hugging me, but I didn't feel comfortable being hugged or wrapping my arms around someone.
>>122889212just sm and jyp groups
>>122889212at least half
>>122889201
Maybe a kpop company should hire the shaman
>thinking that heej is uglythe taste of some creatures itt
>>122889212all of them of course
>>122889217no i dont think yunjin was ever in the running for "team N"
>>122889172fuck off groomer
how is kaedepino coping with the news?
>>122889142This is so funny when you imagine Eunchae in your head
>>122889204wony?
>>122889056kot is unironically autistic and/or on the spectrum and im not even joking
>>122889142this is two different people by the way the way you phrased the post makes it sound like its about one traineethe first one might be eunchae though
yejibro meetup on the left
>>122889164hi
do we know how the shaman of mhj looks like? is it a guy or a gurl?
>xis group is not create by the the help of the forces of the universe itselfngmi
>>122889240does this look like someone on the spectrumthe autistic act might be another great idea from shaman nim
>>122889243the one with the dark under her eyes might be yubin, she has heavy natural aegyosal
>>122889240tell us more, lol
i need a demanding xinyugf
glad eunchae didn't get stuck in newjeans, imagine all the chemi we would have missed out on
>>122889228hyunjin talked about training with hanni before
>>122889249https://streamable.com/bai8uc
>>122889246Me far right plaid shirtAlso me on stage in the middle
>>122889250it's confirmed a girlwe dont know much more than that though
>>122889223ugly hairy man
hi
>>122889250
soomin is so gorgeous today
>>122889056Look at the perfect chemistry hereThe shaman was right about Danielle
>>122889200murder suicide
>>122889251very strong esl skills newjeet
>>122889263gonna have to save this....right now....
>>122889262basic training under source is divided into groups based on when you joined the company, not based on your team, that happens later
>>122889271really nigga?
>>122889271she's gorgeous every day lol
>>122889273>kills the entire group and herself with a coal briquettethat would be peak kino
>>122889268white ropes all over kof
>>122889281but she gets more attractive by the day
>>122889255it's called mirroringshe just sees what other girls do and emulates them
>>122889056she's still learning how to hug, please be patient
so glad this angel escaped the sick clutches of parasocial groomer leech unnie and debuted under bang pd instead
american princess
remember when a shaman said 2023 would be a rough year for lia? they aren't all full of shit
>>122889289soom's lips..
>>122889266>getting filtered by a little bit of haircrushed your little sissy ego from being more hairy than you?
>>122889281ugly balding kid
bring out your kids
stop fucking posting about nuggojean no one fucking cares and ppst our ive angels instead
>>122889295she has REALLY nice lips, very kissable!
>>122889255haerin is CHILD herehanni is CHILD here
>>122889268Me shooting fat ropes of cum over Belle
>>122889266nice shoop but if real, lickeu
>>122889296heejman is more ripped than 95% of kpg
>>122889302here too
>>122889259would you be able to satisfy her demands?
>>122889299your falseflags would be a bit more believable if you at least attached an image to them
>>122889305so she is only for high test chads?
if anything the newjeans trainee stuff just confirm that they are all natty angels
>>122889298
what do you call an asian wigger?
Danielle is on phoning rn
>kebab merchant outs himself as a tiny twink sissy again
she's asking her friend for advice and her friend just happens to be a shaman
>>122889308no, i think i would be powerless against her, god only knows what she would do to me lol
>>122889314bring out the ar 15 and shoot yourself with it worthless subhuman
>>122889309kys tokkicel
>>122889302hanni was 19. also, autistic introverts are the horniest people I've ever met because of all the pent up sexual frustration. if anything, danielle is the purest.
death to tokkis
>>122889314ahh
le "autistic introverted girl with personality of a cat" LMAO
little kaede yamada...
>>122889324GYAATTT
>>122889315you have twigs for arms and are a low test sissystop posting already lmao
kotchads at least our jaden cuties are still going strongwe will persevere
Oook
>>122889314very cute
>>122889330kek
>>122889330sanpaku eyes
>>122889282She definitely seems like the type if she thinks she'll lose the girlsand bangbro is definitely still coming for her
>>122889332kaedepino denounce the crazy witch min heejin
>>122889330imagine the gallons of man juice that was spilled in the few hours since this dropped
>>122889337looking there
>actually she's autisticembarrassing display from kotcels ittrivalling "catholic values from her father" copium levels right now
>>122889147>>122889168>>122889179>>122889223>>122889296she's so cute, bros
holy divekebab melty
>>122889320i will definitely be shooting
>>1228893301000 c**k stare
does anyone have a link to this fancam please?
>>122889350the cutest
>>122889350>shethat a MtF tranny heejman
>>122889340hyein legs are so long
>>122889354mr comedian please kill yourself at least then people will actually be laughing
>>122889359indeed
>>122889330she's so beautiful, looks at those eyes
>>122889090Title MV in two weeks
>>122889346it was late for me when it dropped but i managed to do it twice to it, gonna do a long session later today
for the record neither kotpino nor kaedepino have officially denounced the crazy witch min heejinthat means they're approving of what she didthis has to be a new low for jadenpinos
>>122889369
why is kpg trying to make me sin to minors so early in the morning
yeonji just doesn't stop yapping not even to take a breath
i guess i will be posting soomin after my ridefuck this boring ass placesame hags everyday
>>122889375https://streamable.com/pobxhj
>>122889374what does dunky have to do with this
>>122889340haneybros we had no chance at all to protect her...
she looks so soft here
>>122889347Don't zoom in daddy
you can argue with the method but you can't argue with the results
heejin isac
>>122889384yea.. we have to just accept that she IS for that
new dxw cute!
>ADOR finally implodingdidnt think the day would come so soon
Post hyein candyman
you think that's bad?
>>122889382she's a filthy woman
>>122889383kotpinos/jadenpinos are basically the same "people"
>>122889066we already knewdeath to sm
hail the shaman for this drama
>>122889400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGE8xbYEYdkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUyCXDzqgBAmhj already explained everythingwhy people believe hybe's lies
>>122889381
>>122889073made for them
>>122889040it wasn't a good choice because guess who's the least popular member of newjeans? danielle, eunchae is more popular than danielle by a lot.
>>122889406omo the tights fffuuuccckkkk
>>122889406Sexo
hanni pham so cute
>>122889406damn..
>>122889410me*
>>122889085t.mhjdeliver the plagiarism report
>divebr*wns, lesserabr*wns, mybr*wns, illbr*wns, and that dude calling everyone jadenpino all meltinglol
>>122889417post her butt
rima nina
https://streamable.com/7c0rxdi like this
>>122889425cant wait for her jav debut
>>122889411>eunchae is more popular than danielle by a lotmaybe on google search rankings but korean gp popularity idk its hard to judgeeunchae is also the least popular member of lsf they are both the losers of their groups respectively
>>122889142huh…
Imagine being a NJ member right now realizing you weren't chosen on looks, or charisma, dancing skills or singing talent, but on the hallucinations of some korean shamanBRUTAL
NewTattoo
>>122889427what a glorious day in kpg
>>122889436i'm fucking dead
omo
>>122889411you can't compare popularity linearly, they have different target audiences even before taking into account that eunchae was basically obscure before hybe shoved her in everyone's face through presentation jobs
I don't know if Mustafa want to Heej posting or Crop posting.Because most of his Heej pics are not even as hideous as Cropchud's Nayeon pics.
>>122889436its worse because she actively groomed these children into believing she cares about themimagine being danielle reading you only got chosen because the shaman thought your english would be an asset
>>122889436and it worked! every group should employ shamans from now on, kpop would be so much better
>>122889438timestamp or gtfo
>>122889212jyp…
>>122889447shut the fuck up henluggopino
>>122889448and that she was an american, lmao
>>122889451its from twitter has been posted before
>>122889094soomin has been live for 30 minutes. i wonder if that anon thats obssessed with soomin is here?
>>122889447there are like several different people (me including) that post heej, stop smoking so much gluer residue
Maybe a president should hire the shaman
how to become shaman so i can decide the fate of kpop?
>>122889448>imagine being danielle reading you only got chosen because the shaman thought your english would be an assetbut that's always how it works for foreign(-born) idols
>>122889463sewol 2.0
please make iti want to post my wife for you guys to ogle and have impure thoughts about
make the bean thread already
>>122889433lieshuh or kazuha are their least popular member
>>122889463didn't south korea kind of do this already
>>122889470
