"It's kind of like when you accidentally drop a Popsicle in a cassette player. That thing will never really work right again no matter how carefully you clean all the little parts in there."
I’ve never dropped a popsicle in a cassette player….
>>122916437I ruined the needle on my record player by spinning a glazed donut, which I mistook for Eat 'Em And Smile
>>122916437Van Halen is over. It’s done. There’s no reason for Dave and Sammy to trash talk one another anymore.
>food analogy
>>122916489You probably didn't do 20 lines of coke every day for years either.
>>122916640He’s talking about Sammy getting probed up the ass by aliens, which Dave claims messed Sammy up in the head. The weird thing about it is that Sammy may very well have gotten probed by aliens. He’s awfully hush-hush about it.
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Dave is hilarious but his brain is totally fried from drugs and he has no clue what he's saying half the time.
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>>122917297Well no not really, zoomer/Millenial are too boring for the 80s rock star lifestyle. Seriously, young people today are very very boring compared to boomers. Taylor Swift is the best we can do for a "rock star" and she's a total, abject NPC.
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>>122916683>Sammy may very well have gotten probed by aliens. He’s awfully hush-hush about it.He and the reporter are talking about dreams he claims to have had about UFOs, and when asked whether he believed he had been abducted, Hagar answers: "I think I have."The reporter seemed surprised. "What? Really? I was kidding. You seriously believe that?" he asks.The tale describes how the beings tapped into his mind through a wireless connection."It was real," Hagar told the reporter, according to the story on MTV's Hive website. "They were plugged into me. It was a download situation ... Or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment."Hagar goes on to describe another experience at the age of four where he believes he saw an alien space ship in broad daylight hovering over a country field where his family lived.
