>receives the most prestigious award in literature>doesn't even acknowledge it at first>finally puts out a generic statement that was probably written by an intern>goes back to pretending it never happened>skips his own award ceremony>waits until the very last day of his grace period to deliver the mandatory nobel lecture>just copies his speech from sparknotes in his hotel room the night beforeI love this wrinkly shithead like you wouldn't believe
>>122932304Bob is keyed
Adam Sandler will finally win an Oscar, for portraying Bob Dylan in a movie about his winning the Nobel Prize and subsequent trolling of such.
So, based?
>>122932304You just know that pretentious kike was dying to get that award. Why wouldn’t he want his name to be up there with all those authors he idolizes?
>>122932304I don't even listen to his music but the dude is based
>>122932304>check early lifelol
>>122935016>being this new
>>122935016GUYS DID YOU KNOW BOB DYLAN WAS JEWISH
>>122932304>>122935016>Shabtai Zisel Ben Avrahamdo jews really?
>>122932304At least he sent pattiTheir friendship is so cute
>>122935105>Dylan's grandfather, Zigman ZimmermanEven funnier desu
>>122934732i would love to watch that while dude weeding
>>122932304what is sparknotes?
>>122935016>NO NO NOT THE JEWS NO HELP ME MOMMY
>>122935378LMAO BASED fuck wh*toids
>>122935378>LMAO BASED fuck wh*toids
>>122932304He will forever remain the greatest in Folk Rock for Blonde on Blonde alone>>122934705Go back to shitstack, Scott>>122935016Trooncaser
>>122932304he only accepted it because it came with a million dollar prize, if he ignored it totally he wouldn't have received the money
