Floridian death metal editionOLD: >>123081436FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Great album
>That faggot edition you deleted instantlyI saw that
>>123084634Not me
>>123084634Lucky I got timed out on captcha refreshes Iass else thread would have been mine by a good 15 second margin.
>>123084603POST BLASTS BLAST BLASTING BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
>>123084644Unironically didn’t read
>>123084646OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>123084644Ironically read.
>>123084644Who cares. Has your garbage ever been chosen as a based blasting? Nope, never. Go suck a lemon
>>123084653based
>>123084665Here I'll get a BB right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-yKIZyixIU
>>123084603>>123084618Brutal Death Metal has this in-between phase of not being old-school Cannibal Corpse worship, and still not 100% hyperblasting, chugs, and tremolo in the modern way, either. I love this era.Brutality, Prostitute Disfigurement, and Severe Torture. Maybe it was the immediately pre-myspace era? Stuff that was super brutal and technical, but retained a lot of structure and songwriting. Basically expanding on Cannibal Corpse's Vile album imo
>>123084652This but ironically >>123084657This but unironically
>>123084665>>123084675Wanna see another BB? Just keep posting OSDM tourist and grindrcore. Open up RYM and take your pick, its a free (you) at the end of the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYXQvbVwMHYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cULlfvY1XtE&t=44s
>>123084686>>123084675>>123084665Woah watch out guys, another BB coming your way!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkzLPxZR6jo
>>123084693Based, unironically
>>123084665>>123084675>>123084686>>123084693My head is shining off the charts and I can't wait for a BB! Literally just pulling this from RYM btw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc6ana1OYZc
>>123084646
>>123084686>>123084693This is what never getting a BB reply does to a nigga
>>123084680We love early BDM here
What is your favorite Suffocation ripoff band? cus this is mine.>>123084646
>>123084675>>123084686>>123084693>>123084700>getting this assblasted at being a tastelet
>>123084680gem in the proto-BDM vein
>>123084705I've litearlly gotten a BB reply many times, its the same garbage everytime, hes just an OSDM tourist bot that sometimes replies to grindrcore or shit like Antaeus. I'm 99% sure hes the Jbald worshipper.
>>123084693The true dissokings. Just stop your dissoquest it already ended
>>123084721kek
>>123084721>no hair skeletonCan't make this shit up KEK. >>123084729>The true dissokings
>>123084729Correct.
>>12308470680% of the reason I like this band is because of the quiet-but-loud burp-fart Demilich vocals. The riffs are pretty good too though.
>>123084725Settle down, Beavis.
Breakdown status?
>>1230847681 million percent
>>123084725>somtimesAlso I will correct myself, its not sometimes, literally post any grindrcore and he will call it best blasting. Literally anything. You could take a shit on a microphone and he will call it BB if its called grindrcore on metallum.
>>123084768Complete and utter
>>123084723redpill me on Cenotaph. 6,000 albums... Mexican band... some of the albums are gore-themed and others are philosophy-themed??? only consistency I have noticed so far is constantly odd time signature riffs
>another H-spam thread
>>123084778Then again taking a shit on a microphone would be preferable to grindrcore, so in that respect I can understand it.
>>123084778
>>123084784Let the samefag commence kek
>>123084789>presents himself as a numale marvel character onlineNGMI Iass.
>>123084781this is the Turkish Cenotaph. I think the Mex one is overrated honestly.
>>123084800wtf i want to adopt Skull Dog
>>123084814>wtf i want to adopt Skull Dog
>>123084811but do you prefer California Disgorge or Mexico Disgorge, is the question????? (one CORRECT answer)
>>123084845Both suck.
>>123084845Here's my correct answer: I've never heard any Disgorge because the name sounds retarded/gay
>>123084850>>123084853Correct.
>>123084845None, hated here. >>123084865Correct.
>>123084745lol
It's over, bros. Zoomers saw the lyrics for Necropedophile. Cannibal Corpse is now cancelled.
>>123084963Wow! Call me when they care about a good band.
Did we figure out what the heaviest song is yet
>DsO used a Les Paul and JCM 800 on most of their albumsIt really is the king combo isn't it
>>123085005Didn’t ask
>>123085005didn't ask, don't care
>>123084603>comfy edition>hector seethingGonna be a good thread!
>>123085022>>123085026>t. chinkplank/Katana players
>>123084603Based
>>123084693best thing you've ever posted
>>123085185sonic hrt with a dash of 5 o'clock shadow
>>123085201>sonic hrthehe
>>123085317kvlt or kringe?
Goodnight wiggers. Rec me some wiggerslam while I sleep
>>123085331Always good to blast some wiggerslam during your sleepThat way you subliminally internalize the very meaningful lyrics
>>123085369based?
Kind of based but also cringe
Things we hate here: >Dissodookie>Dissoslop>Pseudoriffs>Antiriffs>UnriffsThings we love here:>Varg Vikernes>Tremolo riffs>National Socialist Black Metal
HEIL J-DAWG
>>123085483>>123085489factual
>>123085483>dishonest disso>dishonest tunes>dishonest posters
>>123085526no such thing as "dishonest disso", thats like saying wet water
reading this thread is electronically lobotomizing me. did the hector fucker make this one?
>>123085369Kek
>>123085483this but the opposite
>>123085483>Tremolo riffsnot a thing
Looking st the last thread, I have to say that musician without formal musical education is not a musician but a failure.Self-taught or otherwise, If you don't learn scales, chords, voicing, forms, harmony, you can't make great music. It'll be mid pop music, at best. As most metal is anyway.>>123085483Correct.>>123085990It absolutely is. Furthermore, it is the only worthwhile metal riffing technique, tremolo fully utilizes the raw distortion and creates the wall of sound one should look for in metal, because there's not much else to metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMlc52GcbUk
>>123085990Correct.>>123086047Tourism.
Swear these threads arethe least usable they ever been.
>>123086047How many times are you going to tell us that you don’t like metal? Time for you find greener pastures for your pseudobabble, we’re getting tired
Wall of text rant:David Vincent, Max Cavalera, Robb Flynn. All these people made great and influential contributions to metal. Well, maybe not Robb Flynn, but bare with me for the sake of argument (Burn my Eyes is at least somewhat tolerable). But then they pissed it all away and became trendhopping whores that didn't hesitate to sell their artistic integrity to the highest bidder. Whether it's being a latex gimp in Genitortures, Illud Divinum Insanus or desperately attempting to be the next David Allan Coe but evil. Whether it's dickriding nu-metal, duets with Fred Durst or JUMPDAFUCKUP. Whether it's white boy rapping, Supercharger or crying on camera because Phil Anselmo made an edgy arm movement. I get it, people can change, whatever. But what irks me is that instead of losing all credibility, they still pretend to be TRVE MEATL and act as if those egregious career bombs didn't happen. Vincent has to remind people that "he is morbid" by playing Covenant sets on big festivals, and now he has the absolute gall to front Terrorizer and act like World Downfall was his brainchild all along. Max covers his fat gut in Tzompantli, Black Curse, Leviathan merch to signal that he is into kvlt undergrovnd meatl like all the cool kids and has to make re-recordings of 40yo material to remind us that he was not always a lazy slob. And Flynn... well, he continues to suck dicks in general. Point is, I don't believe these people in the slightest. This fakeness and shapeshifting is poserdom incarnate.
>>123086160Melanate foreskinless thoughtless post.>>123086217We like metal here, especially the Taake and Emperor-kind.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C1gMR6XxpA
>>123086393>black and jew derangement non-responseconcession accepted
>>123086410>admits he is both
>>123086425>in my mind it was real
>>123086426No, you just admitted it here>>123086410
>>123086428esl post
>>123086435Holy cope.
>>123086443non-sensical post
>>123086446You just admitted you are both melanated and foreskinless, there's no going back KEK
>>123086454learn English before posting
Thank you norsetourist sister!
>>123085990Tremolo in metal is merely a tool to be used, not an end goal. If a riff can have it's tremolo elements simplified to the most base level, and retain the majority of it's character, it's metal. If a riff's tremolo aspects are simplified, and it becomes simple whole notes, it's not metal.
wigger status?
>>123086463Learn what concession means before copying hector, melanated sister>>123086471Thank you shitpost sister
>>123086487>can't spell its correctly>uses it's and its interchangeably'Nuff said, go back to ghetto, your opinion matters less than cow shit in india.
Non-melanated vampires that remain in their shitposting crypt
>>123086499Babble from a broken buck.
>>123086502Based. We love those here.>>123086511>still spells its like a melanated ghetto shitstain
>>123086499based nuff said poster
>>123086521Desperate response lad
>>123086532Desperate attempt to make your laughable pseud clownpost less cringe
>>123086393>Melanate
>>123086551Thank you schizo sister
>>123086536You're the pseud harping on grammar as a coping mechanism lad
>>123086563Hello dear, How are you?
>>123086563Your opinion is non argumentative and worthless, and your errors reflect your melanin levels as well as IQ
>>123086580Hello dear
>>123086580It's neither an opinion nor an argument, it's a statement of fact. You're just incapable of visualizing musical concepts, and so in reaction lash out>melaninWhiter than you, lad
>>123086614>neither an opinion nor an argumentAs of yet! It is an opinion backed by no facts or arguments.>You're just incapable of visualizing musical conceptsI'm currently studying harmony, speak for yourself>Whiter than youMelanin doesn't make you whiter, rajeesh
One of the best albums ever is Psalms of The Moribund.Make sure to but this album on iTunes for $9.99 and get hyped for the new Defeated Sanity dropping September.We love kitties, and widdle iddy biddy puppy wuppies here, by the way.
We definitely don’t purchase digital releases here
New 40 watt sun song is good
>>123086651>iTunesUsing iBad automatically discards your opinion upon forming one
>>123086668puppy hating anon against purchasing music? fat, cheeto-eater warning. does not leave the house, is not loved by mom
>>123086692I explicitly stated "Using iBad" you schizophrenic foreskinelt consoomer.But yes, pirating is the chad way.
>>123086632No argument is required lad, it's very simple arithmetic involved. You add up four 16th notes, and it's a quarter note, etc etc. Very simple stuff. If you can't visualize music at all idk what to tell you, maybe try tabs or something>I'm currently studying harmonyIrrelevant and wasted on yourself>Melanin doesn't make you whiter, rajeeshI'm whiter than you, lad.
>>123086700too much arrogance, too much body odor, too many cheetos. go write in your sparkly pink, pizza-stained princess diary
notorious webpage-refreshers play verbal joust on the internet, pick a favorite bros
Song of the day: Slipknot - Metabolic
early rush is heavy metal. 2112 is heavy metal.
>>123086707>You add up four 16th notes, and it's a quarter note,Yes, and? When was this ever stated before or what does it have to do with your hysteric babbling here >>123086487 exactly?>Irrelevant and wasted on yourselfIf you think studying harmony is a waste of time, you are worth less than cow shit in india unironically, you are not an artist or a musician nor do you know anything at all about music. Knowing note values is nothing without the knowledge of harmony. The duration of notes, dissonance, tension, release, voicing are all one block of knowledge. You can't claim to be a mathematician if you can only add and substract numbers.>I'm whiter than youYou are wholly melanated brownie cake>>123086711We hate junk food here. Back to ghetto foreskinless fag
>>123086741>We hate junk food here.I don't. I'm eating potato chips and drinking cola right now.
>>123086668>iBad
>>123086747You don't belong here balding fagot. >>>/lgbt/
>>123086752>fagotLOL you're a retarded faggot.
>>123086751>he thinks there's anything more reddit than using iFagYour gaslighting won't work on me
I'd rather have the fat american fast food enjoyer here than the pajeet norsetourist tbqhwyf
>>123084603does anybody know any metal that actually feels hateful? vicious sounding.
>>123086757Back to McShart mindless consumertard. Not metal. Not music. >>>/lgbt/
>>123086760>stallman post desktop
>>123086766Dark Funeral
>>123086766I've got just the thing bro.
>>123086774Of my Arch or LineageOShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgsBSFQUxZ8
>>123086789based blast but cringe archfag
what is some freetard metal?
>>123086802What’s freetard?
We love freeware here
>>123086801Based gentoofag
>>123086741Let me make it simple for you you lad. The main riff of Angel of Death (metal) cannot be simplified beyond eighth notes without losing it's character. In comparison, the riff of Transilvanian Hunger (not metal) can be broken down to whole notes. It's simple.>If you think studying harmony is a waste of timeIt's a waste of time for yourself, reading comprehension lad. You're musically untalented, people without legs do not need Runner's world magazine.>You are wholly melanated brownie cakeWhiter than you lad
>>123086808for me it's debian
>>123086770you can't call anyone mindless if you can't even call people the word faggot properly. Have a big mac for once in your life you gay vegan faggot.
>>123086810>Angel of Death (metal)>Transilvanian Hunger (not metal)holy fucking BASED
If you can't whistle the riff, it's not a riff.
Beloved and cherished here.
>>123086810>The main riff of Angel of Death (metal) cannot be simplified beyond eighth notes without losing it's characterWhat do you mean by 'simplified'? This sounds like pseud tryhardpost>Transilvanian Hunger (not metal) can be broken down to whole notesDepends on what time sig you use you absolute brainlet. Transivlanian Hunger embodies the metal spirit better than anything slayshart have ever thought of>Whiter than you ladOnly when you decompose, rajeesh
Artist: MotörheadAlbum: Ace of SpadesSong: Jailbait>Tell me baby oh you look so fine>Send quivers up and down my spine>I don't care about our different ages>I'm an open book with well thumbed pages
>>123086827Correct.
>>123086814Entry level but still based>>123086824Back to McGhetto I said, fagot>>123086825Melanated post
>>123086859>fagotI like how you double down at your gay ass spelling error to save face. You're such a stupid vegan faggot lol. I bet you hate drinking booze too.
>>123086879Alchohol is lowering T. we hate it here. Back to McGhetto rajeesh
Beer is for losers
>>123086903Correct.
>>123086893>Alchohol is lowering T.god you're such a lame faggot. It definitely drops your testosterone for sure. Especially since you're a irritable pansy with a neurotic temperament. You also have trouble spelling the word faggot for some reason too lol. You're definitely a pickle sniffing wuss.
>>123086903Fuck you. Beer is essential. We hate black metal nerds here.
>>123086903>beervodka, rum and whiskey is better. Beer is piss.
>>123086831Deeply musically untalented and low IQ response. It's very simple arithmetic, like I explained, only involves reducing redundancy>Depends on what time sig you useAbsolute non sequitur lad>Transivlanian Hunger embodies the metal spirit better than anything slayshart have ever thought ofIt's not metal, for one, so that's incorrect.>Only when you decompose, rajeeshWhiter than you, lad
>>123086968Best blasting of this thread
>>123086968Best blasting in this thread
>>123086968HOLY SHIT BEST BLASTING. YOU HAVE THE BEST TASTE ITTFUCK BLACK MEYALFUCK NERDSLOVE TRADITIONAL METAL<3 trad doom let’s go best trip in the world 100% your biggest fan im female btw hit me up if you want a gf
>>123086990speedsisters......
>>123086990Thanks but no thanks. I don’t need more females. Keep it true, <3
>>123086766Ohtar - Human Fuel of Death
>>123086990forgot to mention I'm trans, not sure if that matters
>>123087013We respect all races, creeds and religions here
Is there any radical christian metal? The majority of it is just "satan bad, jesus good" but are there any bands with more extreme lyrics dealing with infidels, fags, satanists etc?
>>123087036The Raunchous brothers
>>123087036I've got just the thing bro.
>>123087036Count raven
>>123086766I always felt like these albums actively hate you:Cripple Bastards - Misantropo a Senso Unico Despise You - West Side HorizonsWeekend Nachos - UnforgibavleDamaar - Triumph Through Spears of SacrilegeIperyt - Particular Hatred
>>123086936No one asked, fagot.>neuroticWe love that here.>>123086952>It's very simple arithmetic, like I explained,Too bad arithmetic alons does not constitue music theory nor is it relevant trait for defining metal. LOL>Absolute non sequitur ladIt is the direct sequitur. A whole note can be represented as any other depending on what time signature you use. It is completely irrelevant and your limited knoweldge on music is what allows this kind of bullshittery to even pop up in your mind. Read a theory book before commenting further, smoothbrain.>It's not metal, for one, so that's incorrect.It is metal in every sense, whereas Slayshart is mid pop rock'n'roll sped up, completely same as KISS musically KEKImagine proving me right with your own example>Whiter than you, Won't work on me, melated sister.
>>123087061I take that back actually
>>123087061Hate you if you're triple digit IQ and actually enjoy music, yes. Bunch of poser trash.
>>123087090Correct.
I just made my gf squirt for the first time. Metal for this feel
>>123087104>gfNot metal. Unless she's trans. God, I need a metal trans gf.
>>123087104Dark Funeral - Atrum Regina
Is love metal?
>>123087156It can be.Romeo and Juliet: Not metalMedea: Metal
>>123086829Yep, it's metal
>>123087063>We love that here.sad cope. Being neurotic doesn't make you a quirky autist who's an internet aficionado. All it does is make you a whiny fruitcake that can't even spell the word faggot lol.
>>123086943Correct.
>>123084646Hmm time for some NORMIE DEATH METAL>>123084900Gem
>>123087061>Despise Youbased
>>123087156hee hee>>123087236unironically based post
>>123087063Basic arithmetic concerning rhythm is absolutely relevant as rhythm is time and with time, music does not exist. You're losing it lad>It is the direct sequiturThat's incorrect, its a non sequitur. Transilvanian Hunger is all sequences of eight 8th notes, material with more rhythmic integrity cannot be broken down like that while having correct tempos and time feel. Not metal.>Won't work on me, melated sister.Whiter than you, lad
CHOPPED IN HUUUAGH
transexual hunger is hated here
>>123087278>Being neurotic doesn't make you a quirky autist who's an internet aficionado.Being neurotic is accepted and welcome on /metal/. It is the genre for neurotic rejects and not-very-bright slayshart tourists(unfortunately). Classical is for true autists. Any other opinion is a normalfag cope.
>>123087358ULTRABASED
>>123087342You don't speak for anyone here, retard.
>>123087342>It is the genre for neurotic rejectsit's not you're just a lame coping faggot. Neurotic rejects like you have vidya/anime osts. Metal is for chads who like drinking and watching horror movies from the 70's. Not "le anti-normie" losers who're anal-obsessive and gay like you. Even the norwegian larping faggots still fucked, smoked pot and drank while blasting sodom. Gay vargtards and dungeon nerds are a small minority in metal music. >Classical is for true autistswhy do you type like an insufferable faggot?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TOInjnoM4x0
>>123087368this.
>>123087369Correct.
>>123087368>>123087369Correct.
>>123087334>Basic arithmetic concerning rhythm is absolutely relevant as rhythm is time and with time, music does not exist.Music does not exist withour harmony, melody and rhythm, as established in and even before the common practice period.Rhythm matters only in the context of harmony and melody, without it the rhythm itself is neither music nor art.>Transilvanian Hunger is all sequences of eight 8th notes,Only in certain time signature(such as 4/4) they are 8th. In 4/8 they are not eight notes. Of course you wouldn't know this.>material with more rhythmic integrity cannot be broken down like that while having correct tempos and time feel.What 'more rhythmic integrity' are you talking about, pseud smoothbrain?There is no "correct" tempo that defines metal nor do you have any arguments to back up your nonsense. "nuh uh, eight notes something, not metal, and more pseud babble ahaha" -You>Whiter than youMelanin ain't white rajeesh>>123087368Incorrect.>>123087369>it's not It absolutely is.>like you have vidya/anime osts.We love that here on /metal/.>drinkingIncorrect. Alcohol is hated here. Not metal >>>/lgbt/
Varg is gay and has aids.
>>123087384Didn't read
>hates drinking>loves vidya/anime osts>"I'M DA BASED ALPHA"
>>123087384you typed all that out but I’m just not gonna read it LMAOOOO
>>123087391>>123087395Didn't ask, don't care.Concession accepted.
>>123087384actual retard>IncorrectI have literally never seen anyone agree with a single thing you post. Your tourism and faggotry is not liked here.
>>123087384Read
>>123087384>We love that here on /metal/.>Incorrect. Alcohol is hated here.you're shitting out the same lame copes like some bugman npc lol. Autistic people are never fun to bant with. They're too childish and boring. They need to start handling liquor instead of being fags with low tolerance. Maybe they'd be less dis-agreeable and bratty.
>>123087390finally, a post we can all agree on
>>123087394LMAO KEK
>>123087390Correct.
>>123087399based and correct.
>>123087399>I have literally never seen anyone agree with a single thing you postIrrelevant non-provable non-argument.>Your tourism and faggotry is not liked here.We absolutely love and worship Obtained Enslavement here, though? Maybe you should consider >>>/lgbt/ sister? /metal/ is not for you>>123087404We hate acohol here though? >>>/lgbt/
We love reiposter here
>>123087424kek we absolutely enjoy him trolling the resident incels
>>123087422>acoholyou're such a retard. Being a straight-edge cuck makes you a easily flustered dumbass LOL
>>123087422Not metal.
>>123087435he is the resident incel howeverbeit
>>123087450>>123087464Correct.
>>123087443Alcohol is for baldcucks, melanated sisters and fags exclusively>>123087450Yes, alc*hol is not metal. Let us all take it to >>>/lgbt/ shall we, sisters?
>>123087473>Alcohol is for baldcucks, melanated sisters and fags exclusivelyI don't get it, shouldn't you love alcohol then? Considering your skin is brown, you regularly share your homosexual fantasies, and your rabid obsession with baldness likely means you're projecting your own Norwood status.
>>123087473>O-only shitskins drink and fuck. True aryans listen to vidya osts and get bullied on music forums. A-a-alcohol is for fagots sad cucked behavior. Nobody is convinced by your faggotry. Tumblr troons from the early 2010's pull off this quirkiness shit better than you lol
>>123087489>>123087491Correct.
Yet another Obtained /metal/-Enslavement.Reminder to blast the GOAT as we enjoy the meltdown:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO_2GOs4QpY>>123087489>I don't get it, shouldn't you love alcohol then? Absolutely not!>>123087491>strawmanPost discarded.We love eurochad classically influenced elite metal here. We also prefer vidya and anime OST to (((hollyjew and disney))) garbage, as well as wiggerslam (which I do not allow here - in my general).
Alcohol IS for autists. Tense and awkward people use it to fit in, it's near useless if you're a confident normalfag. Solitary drinking is even more gay.Why do you think it's so popular in autismlands?>Skål! >Kippis!
>>123084646Hmm time to listen to HUMAN (DELUXE VERSION)
>>123087508>Why do you think it's so popular in autismlands?Is it, though?Varg Vikernes about alcohol degeneracy (direct quotation):>Although I have never touched alcohol or drugs.>"The only drug use I condone, so to speak, is the medical use of prescription drugs, when it is absolutely necessary (and it rarely is absolutely necessary)."https://www.burzum.org/eng/library/2009_interview_dagbladet.shtml
>>123087507such gay babbling lol>eurochad classically influenced elite metal you're good at making shit sound gayer than it needs to be>>123087508>o-o-only dumb normies drink jew poison! I have my confidence and vidya osts!! the only drugs in need are my HRT pills!projection and cope. Everyone knows drinking is a skill issue. Neurotic pansies should stay away from alcohol. They're too pussy for it and they'll likely piss themselves like babies if they had more than 2 shots.
If there's one person I trust to lecture me on degeneracy, it's definitely Varg.
>>123087535It's popular among normalfags. Extreme metal is not mainstream in Norway
Metal wouldn't exist without drugs
>>123087384And without rhythm, the melody and harmony is nothing. But that's all a tangent to deflect from the fact that you can't visualize anything that I'm talking about>Only in certain time signature(such as 4/4) they are 8th. In 4/8 they are not eight notes. Of course you wouldn't know this.Totally incorrect lad. That's 4 quarter notes in a measure vs 4 eighth notes in a measure, the only thing that changes is the amount of information shown in each measure, the notes are the same. What changes the note length is the TEMPO. Something like Angel of death would have to be some ludicrously high tempo>There is no "correct" tempo that defines metalYou're not a musician if you don't understand tempo lad. And yes, whiter than you.
Reminder that Varg doesn't condone use of alcohol. It's over. >alcoholPoser non-metal shite.https://www.burzum.org/eng/library/2005_interview_metalcrypt.shtmlKEK. Total BTFO. Blasting Limbonic Art in total celebration.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPuosoeiq74>>123087541No one asked, melanated sister.>>123087545Correct.>>123087568Yes, alcohol is normalfag shite.
>>123087507terrible blast, terrible post
>>123087578Speed is metal cocaine is metal steroids are metal Redditohol and caffeine is not metal
>>123087593>too autistic to realize my post was sarcasmholy kek
>>123087593Varg is gay and has aids, thoughbeit.
>>123087593Varg says a lot of shit that he then goes on to contradict. He also talks about how he didn't party or have casual sex, but then his first daughter was a "teenage mistake" somehow. If you take anything that he says at face value, then you're the retard.
>>123087593>No one askedgen z discord troon tier reply. Vargtards are just zoomer horse girls who sketch flowers and forest trees on their trapper keepers lmao. That's why they think gay shit like evangelion is better than drinking LOL
>>123087612>>123087614>>123087615Correct.
>200+ posts of norsesister getting BTFOFor me , it's death metal
>>123087615Vargtards are subhuman. Burzum is probably the most reddit and normie of all black metal, and they act like they've got some spiritual connection with it kek. No better than popfags.
>>123087630most atmoshitting black metallers are just poptards. Like myrkur lmao.
>>123087587>And without rhythm, the melody and harmony is nothingIrrelevant to the point, though?>you can't visualize anything that I'm talking aboutYou can't even visualize a sonata form, let alone a concerto or symphony. Otherwise you wouldn't probably even be here.>That's 4 quarter notes in a measure vs 4 eighth notes in a measureErgo you were incorrect.>the only thing that changes is the amount of information shown in each measureCorrect. I'm surprised you know that.>Something like Angel of death would have to be some ludicrously high tempoSubjective non-argument. Not even true.>You're not a musician if you don't understand tempo lad. Correct. And that makes you a non-musician, as I already did point out.>And yes, whiter than you.Melanin in your skin, eyes, nipples and hair speak otherwise.>>123087597>>123087612>>123087615Melanated post.>>123087604>too dumb to realize it was actually correct>>123087614Having offspring is extremely based.
>>123087518LIEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!1!1!!11!
>>123087644>Melanated post.lame bugman reply. Get buck-broken>Having offspring is extremely based.yes especially since you're unable to have one.
>>123087644>Having offspring is extremely based.based congloid and jeet appreciator
>>123087652>lame bugman reply. Befitting the lame non-argumentative reply.>>123087657We prefer pure native european offspring here.
>>123087669>We prefer pure native european offspring hereI'm sure you do you diddler
>>123087684Thank you schizo sister
>>123087669>hhhhmmm there's no argument to your reply lol more bugman nonsense. It's hypocritical too. Also stop speaking like a redditor you dumb faggot. Especially with the "I accept your concession" and "befitting" crap. You sound like a girl.
>>123087612Correct.
Symphoshit is even gayer than dissoshit.
>>123084603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzDkS5alpL0RAW
>>123087703>lol more bugman nonsense. It's hypocritical too.It is not hypocritical as I already destroyed your arguments and now all you have left is to cry and shitpost, sister.
>>123087644>Subjective non-argument. Not even true.No it's correct, notating 8th notes as whole notes would require you to 8x the tempo.Nothing but non sequitur after non sequitur, you grow boring lad
Time to stop posting
>>123087723>shit post>redditchad imagename a more iconic duo
>>123087725>No it's correct, notating 8th notes as whole notes would require you to 8x the tempo.Sure, and that IS a non sequitur to this statement:>Something like Angel of death would have to be some ludicrously high tempoBecause I never even mentioned that song at any point in this discussion, nor is it relevant in your justification of the "whole note" whatever argument. Try to read at least a single book about theory before having pathetic attempts to come up with nonsense
>>123087723>I already destroyed your argumentslame deflection You have no """arguments"""" outside of autistic reaches and desperate copes a wannabe wignat e-girl on X would come up with. You're trying to sell yourself so bad and nobody is convinced. You rip off /classical/ memes and you're so unfunny and girly that you manage to even make those lamer than they already are.
>>123087744>You're trying to sell yourself so bad and nobody is convinced.Correct.
>>123087740>literal 4chan meme originated on 4chan>redditchadPleb spotted>>123087744>lame deflection You have no """arguments"""" outside of autistic reaches and desperate copes a wannabe wignat e-girl on X would come up with. Try to argue with the points I made instead of attacking some obscure argument I made at some point in the past, sister?>You rip off /classical/ memes and you're so unfunny Don't care didn't ask
>>123087765
>>123087765>Try to argue with the points I made instead of attacking some obscure argument I made at some point in the past, sister?you're such a dorky faggot. I'm gonna keep making fun of you. Nobody cares about what lame argument for whatever gay point you're trying to preach. >Don't care didn't askyes you do. You're replying to multiple people like some masochistic gimp. You're a neurotic fag who cares too much and you cannot convince people otherwise.
>>123087743No it's relevant because Angel of Death is an example of metal. The tremolo picking in that riff is used merely as a tool, not the end itself, in contrast to tremolo spam with no rhythmic integrity which is not metal>Try to read at least a single book about theory before having pathetic attempts to come up with nonsenseYou don't know theory yourself, as I just pointed out
>>123087765Thank you redditsister
>>123087795>Nobody cares about what lame argument for whatever gay point you're trying to preach.Yet here you are. Lmao>yes you doPoint out where I asked, then?>replying to multiple people like some masochistic gimpSounds like samefag schizo is seething that he can't prove me wrong
black metal fucking sucks dick
>>123087816jfc you might actually be retarded
>>123087819Correct.
>>123087798>Angel of Death Not metal.>The tremolo picking in that riff is used merely as a tool, not the end itselfAnd you still have to explain how that matters kek>in contrast to tremolo spam with no rhythmic integrity which is not metalIncorrect. The rhythm exists as much as harmony and melody does in Transilvanian Hunger. And again, you are failing to make any valid point.>You don't know theory yourself, as I just pointed outIncorrect. I read several books and textbooks.>>123087802>>123087831Thank you melanated sister.
>>123087816>Yet here you are. LmaoI'm just making fun of you. I really don't care about your music opinions or whatever since I know they're all garbage>Point out where I asked, then?you're such a faggot>Sounds like samefag schizo is seething that he can't prove me wrongabsolutely desperate cope. You're a gimp for this general. We play kick the autistic with you and you willingly go along with it like some castrated jester. I can tell why you stay away from drinking. A 5 year old girl could last longer than you during power hour lol. You're a little baby virgin with weak tolerance.
>>123087847>I'm just making fun of youThen perhaps you should try to at least entertain us>you're such a faggotMelanated seethepost>You're a gimp for this general. More like yoy're coping that I reign supreme here, sister?
>>123087859>at least entertain uswe have you here for that. You're good at providing the laffs like a good lil lolcow clown>More like yoy're copingLMAO KEK you're an easily flustered retard.
>>123087859>yoy're
>>123087838>And you still have to explain how that matters kekIt matters because "tremolo riffs" do not exist, so it's necessary to clarify the usage of tremolo. Playing Chopsticks with tremolo picking is not metal, leave the hall>Incorrect. I read several books and textbooks.That did not help you as I had to educate you on time signatures
>>123087869>we have you here for that. But you are supposed to entertain us though>>123087880Thank you corrector sister>>123087881>It matters because "tremolo riffs" do not existA riff - an ostinato figure, is just repeated refrain, melody or chord progression. Literally. Nothing more or less. A riff can be tremolo picked or not, does not matter. A riff exists in every single genre of music.>so it's necessary to clarify the usage of tremoloNot in this context, no.>Playing Chopsticks with tremolo picking is not metal,Incoherent babble.>That did not help you as I had to educate you on time signaturesYour knowledge is very limited concerning even on rhythm, since everything you said is taught in 4th grade schools. You did not educate anyone but yourself by having this discussion, now be enlightened, pleb.
>>123087920>But you are supposed to entertain us thoughyou're on the defensive lol. I'll just let the rest of the general humiliate you.
>>123087943>I'll just let the rest of the general humiliate youThe rest of the general seems rather humiliated by me at the moment, sister.
>>123087920>A riff - an ostinato figure, is just repeated refrain, melody or chord progression. Literally. Nothing more or less. A riff can be tremolo picked or not, does not matter. A riff exists in every single genre of music.Incorrect. There's a difference between non metal "riffs" in the literal sense, and riffs.>Incoherent babbleWrong lad, that's just black metal>Your knowledge is very limited concerning even on rhythm, since everything you said is taught in 4th grade schoolsWas speaking to you on your level lad
>>123088008>There's a difference between non metal "riffs" in the literal senseIncorrect. A riff has a definition, and it applies to any sort of riff. Every repeated chord progression or melody is a riff. The context, form, timbre defines the genre.>Wrong lad, that's just black metalHomosexual melanated post.& Concession accepted.>Was speaking to you on your level ladNo, you are not able to forumalte a thoughtful argument, even now it is incoherent babble and we both know your knowledge theory is very limited. A 4th grader me was better suited as a musician than you
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123088074INHERENTLY.
Based.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSKmfhtB2iI
FUCK YOU AAAAAAAALLLhttps://youtu.be/vq-zaD1poAE?si=6drJhakE2-sASlJR
>>123088064The context, form, timbre define whether it's a "riff", or an actual riff, yes.>Homosexual melanated post.& Concession accepted.Black metal is not metal.>No, you are not able to forumalte a thoughtful argument, even now it is incoherent babble and we both know your knowledge theory is very limited. A 4th grader me was better suited as a musician than youNothing incoherent or non-factual was stated. You're not a musician, and you never were.
Where’s heckler this shit wouldn’t happen under his watch
>>123088160>whether it's a "riff", or an actual riffMore incoherent low IQ babble. There is no such thing as actual riff. There is a riff and it has a definition, one which you cannot comprehend apparently.>Concession accepted.There was no concession on my behalf.You made a non-argumentative claim, and therefore conceeded. Easy W for me.>Black metal is not metal.It is the purest form of metal, actually. Black metal is metal's metal, so to speak. >Nothing incoherent or non-factual was statedWell yes it was right here >>123086487You cannot form a coherent sentence, let alone an argument, or just a claim, besides " whole note this! quarter note that!" with no apparent connection to your claim that black metal is not metal.>You're not a musician, and you never were.I was a better musician in 4th grade apparently, lol.
We love norsecore here.We love Rei here.
Reitranny utterly embarrassing xerself once again
>>123088105literal diapershit
Norsecore won.Eternally bas3d!
HEIL to THE almighty, and I said almighty goddammit, THE almighty KING
NSchads what are some 2024 NS kino
>>123088260>>123088270>>123088272Based
>>123088248you are ugly and you stink
>>123088244Great album.
Atmoblack > your favorite genre
>>123088210>More incoherent low IQ babble. There is no such thing as actual riff. There is a riff and it has a definition, one which you cannot comprehend apparently.Rifflet babble>It is the purest form of metal, actually. Black metal is metal's metal, so to speak.That's incorrect. Black metal has no riffs, so it's not metal.>You cannot form a coherent sentence, let alone an argument, or just a claim, besides " whole note this! quarter note that!" with no apparent connection to your claim that black metal is not metal.Just because you cannot visualize music and break it down in your head, does not make anything stated incoherent. That's a problem on your end>I was a better musician in 4th gradeIt's highly likely that you were compared to your current self, yes
yeah, alcohol is for pseudotramsfenderized ppl
>>123088305>>123088305>>123088305NEW
>>123088303>Rifflet babbleI accept your concession.>That's incorrect. Black metal has no riffsAs I stated, and provided definition for "riff", all music has riffs, so does black metal.Your concession is well-accepted, yet again.>Just because you cannot visualize music and break it down in your headSchizophrenic babble.>It's highly likely that you were compared to your current self, yesJust you. Since I understood harmony back then even. You are theorylet pseud
>>123088247Nu
>>123088331Black metal riffs are not metal in context or form, and in timbre just barely if at all>You are theorylet pseudProjection lad
>>123088409>Black metal riffs are not metalSo you admit they are riffs. Glad you conceed.>not metal in context or formThey are entirely metal. And in fact, the most metal out of all types of riffs.>Projection ladThere was none, sister.
>>123088409>>123088303>>123088160>DUDE RIFFS LMAOMetalcuck meltdown.
>>123088437Incorrect, reading comprehension matters. The "riff" in the non-metal context differs from in metal>They are entirely metal. And in fact, the most metal out of all types of riffs.They aren't metal at all. They are simplistic and uninteresting tremolo spam cloaked with harsh production, surf rock with distortion essentially>There was none, sister.And pigs fly lad
>>123088496>The "riff" in the non-metal context differs from in metalNGMI Iass. If you want to make an actual argument vs him you must suggest in what way this is the case, a statement means nothing without reasoning behind it. No only should you state what the differences are in order to have an argument, but also a case for why one should accept your context derived definition over normal music theory. Especially when metal does not have its own theory.
>>123088496Also both of you should hurry up with your responses, I can reply and think of what you will say faster than you two slowpokes can even greentext nitpick each other with shitposts.
>>123088534I already did state the difference many times, it's just that you and him are incompetent musicians, so you can't grasp what was stated, because it involves actual visualization of music>called in for backupConcession accepted
>>123088574>can't state even a single actual concrete piece of information, let alone reasoning for itLol. I don't know why he bothers with greentext nitpicks when just asking a metalreject to make a single proper argument instantly defeats them anyways.
>>123088496>The "riff" in the non-metal context differs from in metalAnd you failed to convince me, or anyone else for that matter, because you're low IQ baldcuck.>They are simplistic, uninterestingCompletely irrelevant, subjective criterias. Low IQ strikes again>harsh productionLoved and respected here. What makes metal metal.>And pigs fly ladAnother false claim kek>>123088541Cretin is seething kek
slayer
>>123088587Metal riffs require little to no tremolo picking, a heavily distorted guitar sound that isnt thin, and a degree of rhythmic complexity, that's it. It's not very complicated, it's how the genre was born and how it's stayed
>>123088599>Completely irrelevant, subjective criterias. Low IQ strikes againIt's fairly objective actually>Another false claim kekThat's the joke
>>123088664>Metal riffs require little to no tremolo picking, a heavily distorted guitar sound that isnt thin, and a degree of rhythmic complexityYou definition would include all of punk and rock n roll. Not only failing to provide any detailed view, but also failing to provide any reasoning for why anyone ought to accept any of these ideas. Without reasoning no argument has been made, and the definition provided fails within mere seconds of being looked at unless you were to take the position that punk metal and rock n roll are all the same thing, in which case you must also deal with thin guitars from punk and non distorted from both punk and rock (and also in metal). Feel free to take another shot, you will still fail despite taking 15 minutes to reply with a shorter and less coherent post I can shit out in 60 seconds.
>>123088694>It's fairly objectiveIt is absolutely not. If your argument is complexity and form, then you would be listening solely to classical music, but since you like pop and mininalism(metal) you conceed that it is indeed subjective. Most metal is boring and uninteresting(slayer especially), and some of the worthwhile artists such as Emperor, Obtained Enslavement are black metal.>That's the jokeThe joke is that all you make are false claims? Sure, that is indeed funny because it's true.
>waiting for some baldcuck to single finger type a 15 word sentence embarrassing himselfBORING!
Funny posts, lasses
>>123088697Incorrect, those genres don't fit the definition at all. The reasoning is self-evident as metal exists, and we can see that it's consistent with how the genre started and has continued >you will still fail despite taking 15 minutes to reply with a shorter and less coherent post I can shit out in 60 seconds.I've spent little more than 60 seconds on any of these posts lad, you just confuse response time with writing time. Not everyone continually refreshes the page
>>123088732I've been listening to classical my whole life lad, many people do. It's not hidden esoteric knowledge. You don't need maximum complexity as classical does not have that itself, you just need some degree of it. >The joke is that all you make are false claims? Sure, that is indeed funny because it's true.The joke is you made a false statement so I made another sarcastic false statement agreeing, lad. It's a common joke
>>123088823>incorrect>The reasoning is self-evidentAnd with this we can conclude the metalreject has to to this day never once managed to fulfill the basic premise of an argument: to provide evidence and then reasoning for the evidence. We now finish this short documentary on the life and trials of a 60 year old metalboomer who lost his hair 3 decades ago and thinks screeching "riff" or "rifflet" is an actual point instead of a preschooler shitpost.
The crying Heckjak got totally BTFO'd last thread, here's a little overview of the discussion:>Distortion is not noise, distortion is by defintion predictable alteration of sound, with specific overtones and harmonic structure, often desirable. whereas noise is random and non-coherent addition to the signal lacking harmonic structure and often undesirable.>Distortion is not dissonant, it mostly amplifies consonant overtones like any other timbre (there are exceptions such as bells that have minor overtones)>Human brain can distinguish consonance from dissonance, consonance naturally sounds pleasant to any human brain that has or has not been exposed to any music, whereas dissonance sounds naturally bad, but can become culturally acceptable(probably through mere-exposure effect)>Ad populum has nothing to do with a statistical fact>Dissonance and Consonance are also explained by physics, as all sounds are essentially waveforms which can be described mathematically, and there you will also find that consoance is smooth and dissonance is jagged.>Dissonance and Consonance were terms used by Ancinet Greeks for specific intervals, which, again, sounded either good or badAdditional factoids>No one has produced music more complex than the Western European composers>Music of Bach and Handel can be described as pinnacle of art, anyone who's ever understood a good portion of their music will undeniably agree that they are the masters>no such thing exists in different cultures of music.
>>123088879Why are you copy pasting someone else's post from months ago pulled via the archives, Iass?
>>123088853>I've been listening to classical my whole life ladAnd yet here you are, arguing about riffs. Total nonsense.>it's not hidden esoteric knowledgeBeyond Beethoven's Ode to Joy, it absolutely is hidden. And you don't know or comprehend Beethoven beyond the small melody of Ode to Joy, comprehending a form takes skill, dedication, none of which you possess. The qualities needed to appreciate classical music simply do not match your own.>You don't need maximum complexity as classical What the actual fuck is "maximum complexity" LMFAO.>you just need some degree of it. Oh really, and what "degree of complexity" are we talking about here, lil guy?>The joke is you made a false statementYes that indeed is a joke, since I didn't make any false statement as of yet, unless proven otherwise. Feel free to prove me wrong.
>>123088858Wrong
>>123088879Terrible LARP, sister.
>>123089045No
>>123088900Incorrect, those genres don't fit the definition at all. The reasoning is self-evident as metal exists, and we can see that it's consistent with how the genre started and has continued
