back from the dead editionprevious thread: >>123052046ANNOUNCEMENTS:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.
drank too much caffeine and want to kick smash my head against the wall i'm going insanehttps://youtu.be/p4atQSktICE?t=2m14s
>>123105798wheres my wife?
Why is pop so shit nowadays?I remember when I was a child listening to the radio there was always something good in the top 10, maybe not groundbreaking, but always something catchy and I just generally feel that music was better back then more energetic, for example this https://youtu.be/ecWaW4kvLuI?list=RDecWaW4kvLuI [Embed]I tried listening to the popstars that are getting shilled relentlessly nowadays, but they're all garbage, how the fuck can anybody listen to someone like Taylor Swift? Her last hit was blank space which came out a decade ago - which was a good song - but she's seemingly more popular now than ever, I just don't get it. It seems that the audience and need for pop music hasn't decreased, but the hits definitely have, everything sounds so goddamn generic.
>>123106579listen to apop
retaining semen for caroline edition>>123106579idk what it's called, but I do wonder if nostalgia for that high energy, positive 90s/00s pop is going to cause a revival or influence pop soon. Maybe it has, but I don't actually listen to pop music.
>>123106579maybe all the good songs already been made music been around a long time
>>123107769>retaining semen for caroline cringe>I don't actually listen to pop music.giga based
I ALWAYS LET THE GOOD ONES GOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOWOO
>>123107841
>>123105798For me, it’s Linda Ronstadt, Joni Mitchell and Jessica Harper.
No other girls get me gooning like Joni Mitchell
No other posters get me gooning like bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQFXw3t8Z4o
>>123109464
Blind Tooly Johnson
Any pics of Olivia where her ass looks particularly smackable?
>>123106033Calm down man its just coffee
>>123109584i had a magazine picture of her butt but i came all over it and eventually threw it out
>>123109620without posting your tribute here first? anon...
>>123109655dua blue cum
I heard his fiancee got a letterThat told how Livvie got tribbed that dayThe letter said that she was a heroShe should be proud she died that wayI heard she threw that letter away.....
>>123109687>Those pathetic dribbletsAbsolute state of wpop """"males""""
Toolyocracy
>>123109897the average /wpop/er will call marina old then goon to this
>>123109946
>>123109897r/CumOnBras tier music video
>>123110250>r/CumOnBrastime to investigate
>>123109907more like livpostermealso livposter
>>123110284
>>123110337lol based
>>123110368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU7MNGtdV0A
>>123109655looked in the archive over 9000 hours to find one
>>123105798Very blasphemous
>>123110284>>123110357look who’s back
TOOLYS BACKTELL A FRIEND
>>123110564>Hail Marina,>Full of Grace,>The Lord is with thee.>Blessed art thou among women,>and blessed is the froot>of thy womb, /wpop/.>Holy Marina,>Mother of God,>pray for us coomers now,>and at the hour of our death, hopefully by your hand>Amen
>>123110593what can I say im a mentally ill tranny faggot (I also posted I wasnt leaving on that same thread later anyway LoL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPf-MRKITg
>>123107413Ava butt to the Max
>>123111395She can steal my French fries any time
>>123111433Ava can Finger my dick hole any time
I Lover
>>123111569FILLING THIS TO THE BRIM WITH CUM
Filling Swiftie's holes with cum
The warm salty sweaty sour scent of a TayTay cum candle. Micro penis mug sold separately
cok o pops
Thinking about taking T
Thinking about taking dick
>>123112193Based PnP chad
>>123109907it took me a while to understand this meme>>123110284hehe
>>123112405OLIVIA DID IT
>>123112405<3
need two other bros to go airtight with olivia
>>123112443i actually do not understand this one at all and never will>>123112489<3
>>123112645google hookup hotshot
>>123109687repulsive
>>123112767now what?
>>123112827olivia got the hookup hotshot treatment
>>123112839i didn't watch any of those vids so i still don't know lol
>>123112891aidra fox one is good
>>123112909stop gooning
I had a dream Olivia and I ate a very cheap spicy Chinese food lunch and she kept spiking our drinks with silver tequila. While back in the car Olivia cranked Bette Midler's Wind Beneath My Wings and farted loudly all the way home. The stench was powerful
>>123113025did you tongue punch her fart box?
>>123113066Yes! Only because my dream fortune cookie said "No snowflake in a avalanche ever feels responsible"
>>123113123based shit eater
I despise the process of going to sleep
>>123113220i hear a warm glass of KO piss is great to find sleep
>>123113228If only I could acquire such a delicate beverage ;_;
haley from paramour
>>123116245
livin that life von dutch cult classic but i still pop
won't lie you won't fuck unless he's famous
poo da little dance without it youd be nameless
>>123109331This but unironically. Zoomettes simply can’t compare.
>>123116245>>123117199Hailey from Pair-a-moar
that second post isn't about hayley
>>123117553I know. I fucked up
Anon having guilt-ridden anxiety attacks for the rest of his life for getting one of the numbers wrong in his post
hailey williams¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
i love retardley and her retarded outfits and retarded haircuts singing her retarded songs in front of thousands of retards at the taylor SHIT show
>>123117748fuck off zp.
gooning to Slappell Moan without her lesbian consent
>>123117775fuck off mp
why do girls think i can't see them looking at me just cus they turn their head away when i look back
>>123121621it's only smellz
>Adele loves BBCyesYESYES!!!!!!!!
>>123121880>da fook you say, you silly goober?
what did she mean by this?
tooly newsom
>>123121913>adele will never thicken back up
I worked for MrTooly, he's a sociopath
I hope our Taytay is okay
charlis songs have been climbing on the billboard recently has there ever been anyone who clawed all the way from the bottom to get to number 1?
>roman reigns came back to fuck up the bloodline/wpop/ for this feel?
Primadonna girl, yeahAll I ever wanted was a squirrel
>>123124885>watching E slop
makin the most of the night
>>123125350
>>123121621Amateur marshmallow roaster. needs complete golden brown no black spots
>>123125487
tooly reigns
>>123109946you should probably stop imagining people in your head
>>123125725
>>123124885I acknowledge my original tribal chief>>123125531heya>>123125770kek
>>123109687pathetic load
>>123125887grey cum
>>123125872karen morgan is a homewrecker
>>123125995my heart belongs to Karen Ripley no way I could do what Dom did
>>123125487>no black spotsYOU CANT SAY THAT WTF>>123125872that's actually a different liv poster
>>123126656:O my b Just wonderin’ how my favorite (liv)poster is doing <3
If we all post a Liv, can we all get some love?Liv, luv, lum
>>123126695im really hyped on caffiene and the workout so it don't seem like it but im sad about my friend leaving for collegeanyway how u doing <3
>>123126849damn that sucks. People in life come and go tho it’ll be fine. Will u still hang out with him or is he going real far away?Im doing wonderful <3. Theres this girl at the gym who I approached like months ago. I got the hint she wasnt much interested so I stopped saying hi to her and just today she said hi to me LoL. Dat was cool I guess. Im not sure what to make of it. In my mind shes still fire and legit the only chick im attracted to at the gym so we’ll just see what happens.
>>123126973she's going far away i may never see her again i know it seems like no one is permanent i hate itthat's good <3based what a chad she wants the D bro
>>123127027well if yall were that close yall can still keep in touch and call each other n stuff. >no one is permanent It doesnt seem, it is like that <\3. Life’s tuff. >she wants the D bromaaaaaybe. im skeptical lol. Like idk I was trying getting to know her and like I said, she didnt seem receptive so we didnt talk for month and a half/2 months. But I sorta kinda get it. What draws me about her is that we seem similar. She seems shy, we both just lock in to our routines with our earphones, we both have our group of friends at the gym, and the bit I have spoken to her she seems to be stable in life.Damn im yappin a bunch LoL but yea idk like I said we’ll see. I’ll remain chill af.
>>123127271its not the same tho>it is like thati wanna drive off a bridge frwell she said hi maybe she'll be more receptive now, ik everyone always has their headphones it im guilty of that too so I don't remember talking to a girl at the gym only dudes no homoyou can just msg with ur yapping btw
>>123127309well yea it do hit different long distance>i wanna drive off a bridge fronly if u take me with uThe sooner u get it (that life just b that way) the much better tho.ik just wanted to switch it up a bit <3 .
well to be completely honest my bro just randomly came in and decided to play on my pc so if we chat on discord I run the risk he sees us getting zesty lul
>>123127437i already know it is that way i learned that a while ago idk why it is but>>123127517its ok I have to sleep anyway im barely conscious rn i was playing smtn too gnight <3
>>123127641gn beautiful <3
>>123116245>hayleyAbsolute faggots have succeeded in doing a hostile take over of the /r/hayleywilliams subreddit.Now it's a ghost town with more banned people and visitors and only the admins/allowed cucks make a single post a month.What a shame.
>>123128550im in this picture (entombed in her house with my mouth grafted to the plumbing)
Choli went to jail :(
heard another industrell plantoan song and it's unsurprisingly shit
>>123130438>uses the term "industry plant"don't care didn't ask for your take
truth hurts
>>123132613>ywn go home to see your qt middle aged taytay gf wearing skin tight red leather pants with a cling wrap thong over them'im gonna kms
>>123132661Ari being Tay's brown moor slave girl
>>123132613>>123132724The way they look backwards is very fucked up
This thread is the same old same old.https://youtu.be/xfsMYVf1NOI
>>123133786Why is this general called western pop, is it because the other general is kpop? You forgot about the rest of the world.
>>123133855>>123133786Arab music is now wpop. This thread is now for Arab music ONLY.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wbLBZmL43Q
I AM TOOLYMAN
https://youtu.be/XS088Opj9o0
>>123134464this
>>12313446410/10>>123134481need a better cum LoRA
>>123134464Is there any sound that characterizes Madonna's music, even within different time periods? This song is great, but it's very 90s. Every time I hear a song by her it's (usually) very good but it also just seems like she hops on trends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI
last one
>>123134719Listen to early Kylie Minogue and you'll notice
>>123134741>Braces>Pigtails>Kids playground in the back>Bright colors everywhereAbsolutely pedo coded
looking at my gc making plans but i can't go because of work i don't wanna die at all haha HA
>>123135164you're not going because you're working or because you don't want to die or am i retarded
>>123135455because of work i don't wanna get this bread no more i understand olivia's cup now it clicked
Laurence Olivier was a Livi. Bizaardvark!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD_zX5wqxkU
Drooly & Jooly
she drooly on my tooly
that’s so tooly uh
B girl tooly
>>123138035need an edit with a tooly face covering RAYGUN's
>>123138035>me when my butthole is REAL itchy
Does /mu/ like /poo/?
>>123138192not a poo guy but i'd roll around like a pig in taylor's poop
Were you the inspiration for the poop emoji???Cause I think you're the shit! ;-)
>>123138275>poop
Livpooper
I want to see Liv’s Pooper
liv makes the tiniest poops of all /wpop/ (if you exclude ari)
Liv’s poops have the taste, appearance and texture of Filipino banana ketchup
"Do you get déjà poo when she's with you?"
>ANON! I TASTED LIV'S POOP!
GodIt’s poo-tal out here
I want To get him scat
good 4 pu
god I ate so much I cant move.I also wanked it to KO and it was beautiful.W saturday.
>>123138441>>123138469What the hell did you just say about Olivia, you little hater? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in stanning Lady Gaga, and I’ve been involved in numerous fan campaigns for Olivia Rodrigo’s albums, and I have over 300 playlists featuring Charli XCX. I am trained in identifying bops and I’m the top Spotify curator in the entire music fandom. You are nothing to me but just another casual listener. I will clap back at you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with shading my faves on Twitter? Think again, hater. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of stans across the internet, and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, fake fan. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little taste you call your music library. You’re canceled, kid. I can drag you anytime, anywhere, and I can end you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my stan accounts. Not only am I extensively trained in pop culture trivia, but I have access to the entire discography of the best pop queens, and I will use it to its full extent to erase your basic opinions from the timeline, you little troll. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you clueless normie. I will flood your feed with iconic memes and you will drown in them. You’re over, kiddo.
Poo poo-parison is sliding out slowly
>>123138494Im happy you're living the good life KObro :-)
>>123138494>mfw
>>123138494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
>>123138546I hope he’s living that life Von Dutch
Gonna binge 40 hot wings and $6 tequila. Gonna need to Von Douche my butthole.
>>123138494i went rollerskating for nostalgia purposes and ended up falling on my butt. L saturday for me. :(https://youtu.be/7a_lr3OMtsU
>>123138546ty jlp I certainly hope ur doing great too!>>123138577based Joe Rogan reacting to my saturday>>123138588I am indeed closer to my 200 lb goal LFG
>>123138661dear god no please don’t do it, if you wanna go really crazy you can do 20 but that’s already pushing it…
i ate a whole pizza by myself and now i'm way too full
>200lbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6YAkjdX5EM
>>123138692I wouldnt look at it as an L. You did what u wanted to do and das cool! Unless ur fall was real severe and now u cant walk or somethin LoL (hope that wasnt the case)
>>123138711nasty webm but based>>123138712I got a 33% chance of a heart attack now
>>123138703Ive been bulking protein for big load purposes. Im also vaporizing the tequila with a tire air pump. Im hoping for a tingling butthole and crazy visions in the night
>>123138808>vaporising tequila into your asshole
Its Hayley from Paramore!
>>123138835
addison rae has a nice bum but is a shit wpop
>>123138891many such cases!
>>123138916Are you implying that of Tooly?!
>>123138926choli has one of the best bodies in /wpop/, but 98% of her music is shit my man
Buttstuff Summer
charli is so hot i once jerked off to her with a guy (i'm straight)
i've done many things but i never cum tributed charli
>>123139513Tonight this Charli gets a 40 hot wings load
AN INVISIBLE MANSLEEPIN IN YO BED
>>123139528you better record, make a webm, and post it here, i have many charlis for inspiration
I wanna kick the rizzler in the face frfr
>>123139661cumming on charli is a more sensible plan of action
>>123139669lol ur right
>charli will never drown you and leave you for dead in a random los angeles hotel pool
Charli has some of the most mid taste in menAll she hangs around are drug dealer tier white dudesAt least the asian guy wasn't bald
>>123139974i have a chance with charli
>>123139993>cooly will NEVER sit on your face and break wind loudly
>>123140046>mfw
Do you think Charli likes large penises? Only thing I’ve got going for me tbqh
>>123140084she has told me in a dream that my cock is the best one (6 inches), so this is my head canon
>>123140093How about I make Charli giving me head canon
>>123140099charli is always ready to slobber
Were any wpoppers mall emos
what if it was blackchapell roan and she recorded “good luck, nigga!”
>>123140104i was more of a metalhead/pop punk than emo, i thought they were too faggy at the time
>>123140102saggy!
>>123140124just normal big natural bobba
charlie has severe gynecomastia
>>123139728Charli water is comfortable
A little gyno now and then is spurted on by wisest men
>this makes livposter coom uncontrolably
Charli leaves piss puddles on the bathroom floor
>>123140330>mrw charli pisses all over the bathroom floor (it's the 18th time this week)
>>123140223She needs a firm smack on the behind
>me and olivia every night when we go to bed together
>>123140419This but me and livposter
>>123140364no olivia cheeks are safe around me
Been dry Charli stroking for a while. Astroglide time
>>123140104im gonna straighten my hair dye it black and stand in front of hot topic with my head down >>123140223she's hot af wdym and i don't do that to her
bubbaloo
>cumming on livposter's erect cock
>>123140988hi olivia
Damn I had to kill a fly tonite GGshttps://youtu.be/5HDPenYIPtg?si=Zutp0nm8B-Dn9hXg
>>123141046Cheetolivia Nomrigo
passionate lovemaking with carly rae jepsen
>>123142145
