Su-metal editionold >>123114035
FIRST FOR GAY WIGGERSLAM THAT GIVES YOU AIDS (ALSO FUCKING SLAYER)
We adore false, pop-influenced japanese metal here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oi-8xl7uZs
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123120173I delete my post out of respect to you, fellow wiggerKING
>>123120176>>123120160Not metal.
>>123120192>Melodeath isn't metalFeel free to leave the hall at any time, poser.
>>123120190>he actually did itBased lass.
>Melodeath isn't metal Correct.
BREE BREE
>>123120160>>123120176
Varg is gay (and has AIDS).
>>123120268Correct
>>123120268varg be like: uhhh actually sucking dick is very neanderthalic and autistic
>>123120210>trance metalBeloved here.
We love Varg here
FUCKIN BLASTINGS
What should I blast today
>>123120210>>123120308>>trance metal>Beloved here.Finally I can post trve quality metal for high IQ individuals.
>>123120347Satanic warmaster
>>123120347my favourite albumyou have to guess though
>>123120355>Electronicore>Blackgaze>LGBTListening!
>>123120358>>123120365ULTRA BASED
>>123120347
One time when I was an Uber driver a black lady called me king cause I drove her past the gate of the factory where she worked and I still wonder what she meant by that. She said it twice to make sure I heard it.
>>123120386Forgot about this classic gem. Thanks folks, no more recs needed here!
>>123120386The ultimate poser filter.
>>123120392She wanted the bwc
Satanic Vampyric Tyrant Warmaster Nazgul Von Armageddon Mutilator Vince Graf Werewolf Venom of Black Vengeance and Sexual Hammer
>>123120422GOAT
>>123120422Aryan metal
>>123120422Based
And here he goes.
Uh oh, I think little Heccy Weccy doesn't like the threaddy weddy!
Summoning's - Stronghold, as quoted by Silenius and Protector, the creators of that album, note that:>The most commercial album of SUMMONING seeing it from the sound and songwriting. I think it’s simpler and less polyphonic than the others. It has a rather clear sound. A lot of the older black metal fans did not like this album at all, but on the other side we got a whole new younger generation which started to explore SUMMONING with this album. We also started to use palm mute riff in contrary to all albums before.Even the creators admit that it's less complex, less polyphonic, the least black metallish, cleaner sounding and the most commercial album of Summoning. No wonder many people who praise Caladan Brood also are of the same taste and audience who consider Stronghold Summoning's "Peak Album", while objectively Stronghold is perhaps their worst offering.This is real Summoning:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ByvmHVIw0 [Open]What I hate about Stronghold is that when you never listened it properly back in the day, you kinda liked it and it was kinda mid, mid+ even.But then when you really start to listen it closely you notice all the weird shortcomings it has - repetition, simplistic and less polyphonic melodies, production problems etc. and way too lengthy songs - you notice it's actually something like mid- or low+ even and you can never go back to a time when it was kinda solid album. And it only gets worse every spin even if you listen it only like twice a year
>>123120422King of kings
>>123120386Screw it, sure. Worst case it's boring and I turn it off>>123120392What were you blasting in the car?
All Summoning is shitty Runescape OST for virgin hipsters.
Funny you keep posting that Caladan Brood albumIt's like neutered Summoning: all the commercial, easy listening and non-Dungeon synthy aspects of Summoning mixed with Peter Jackson LOTR soundtrack type of music and Hollywood choirs. The Redditor listens this and thinks: "It's Epic. Just like Skyrim. And those bearded warriors. I can dig this"Summoning never aimed for this sound, even though they gravitated accidentally towards this with Stronghold and Let Mortal Heroes Sing your Fame- But they got back to their black metal roots by the time of Oath Bound (that Reddit hates for it's non-listener friendly elements). It's no wonder Caladan Brood is North American band, many copycat bands in America take the worst aspects of their European idols/influencing bands and try to make a commercial offering out of itIt honestly is one of the worst albums I have ever listened - even something laughable like Eldamar is closer to the true feeling of Summoning
>>123120422Filters posers like no other...
>>123120477Caladan Brood is Summoning but actually good.
>>123120477Caladan Brood is Summoning but actually terrible, as you said.
>>123120422Is this guy NS or what? I only listen NS black metal.
>With Stronghold we made some changes in our style. The guitars became more dominant and became often the lead instrument of a song (and not just an accompany to the keyboards). The keyboard sound often sounded not like orchestra sounds, they sounded more like keyboard sounds. The sound of the drumcomputer was on Stronghold often more close to the sound of a "real" drum kit.>We don't have any concrete plans for the next Summoning CD; but we think we will make the keyboards again more dominant than on "stronghold", but I want to keep the guitar style of stronghold.Reminder that Stronghold is their best album and Caladan Brood mogs like half of Summoning's discography at least
>>123120422I kneel.
>>123120477Official, objective ranking goes as follows(from best to worst):>Stronghold>Minas Morgul>Old Mornings Dawn>Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Flame>Echoes of Battle (Caladan Brood)>Oath Bound>Dol Guldur>With Doom We Come>LugburzAny other ranking is not welcome here.
>>123120422Nobody can compete
If you needed any proof that Hecturd was the norsecoretard...
>>123120422You are the most annoying autistic fuck I’ve ever seen.
>>123120347Dark Funeral
>>123120422Tyrant BASED
Stop baiting hector. It's not right. There's no sport to it.
>>123120476Brvtal trvthnvke
>>123120422Sometimes l wonder why l even bother checking this place. For the paṣt couple of months, our general has failed to reach even my lowest of expectations. Posting here is tantamount to being caught between someone who takes themselves far too seriously and someone who doesn't take themselves seriously enough in perpetuity. The small amount of wiggle room in which an amiable discussion between two parties can take place has been washed away by a tidal wave of unadulterated, unwavering, confrontational autism.There's virtually nothing left. The small handful of posters willing to discuss anything with anyone in an open and honest manner can't compete with the horde of social-interaction-deprived malcontents causing shitstorms wherever they go. Some of you are alright, but the bulk of you seriously need a better outlet.
>>123120422KARELIAN LION
Official Summoning ranking of those in /metal/ with discerning ears:>Nightshade Forests>Dol Guldur>Minas Morgul>Lugburz>Oath Bound>Lost TalesIrredeemable garbage we hate:>all the other albums
>>123120555Thumbnails are false and hated here.
>>123120555>he says, after contributing to shit up the general worse than it's ever been shat up before
>>123120422kinda based
We love Hectoria here
>>123120563That is actually based ranking, would unironically listen. Lost Tales is kino
>>123120555/metal/ has unironically been shit for at least a decade
>>123120422>Satanic Vampyric Tyrant Warmaster Nazgul Von Armageddon Mutilator Vince Graf Werewolf Venom of Black Vengeance and Sexual Hammer
>>123120422Mega based
>>123120470Usually power metal, ambient mandolin music, or whatever was on the radio that didnt seem like it would annoy the passenger. The black ladies like the R&B station. One started singing along. I cultivated this.>>123120577Hectoria sounds like a cool power metal band name.
Hanni > Dookiegurgling Cumblaster
>>123120606ULTRA BASED
A few weeks ago I tried posting the Werwolf wallawallabingbong post and got 0 replies.
>>123120616We could tell it was you, and you are not liked here.
>>123120555No offence mate, but when you started all your sperging about black metal and punk has caused some of the shitposting memes about "p*nk", and causing Hector meltdowns, has stayed to this day.I've had a good few convos with you now, so I don't hate you as much, but you can't take much of a moral high horse when you actively contributed to this. At least you stopped though I guess, which is probably a first for our resident autists.
Wigger about the early Wiggerslam revival scene in Bloomington, Indiana (direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "wiggers," they were pro-slam, they were Peelingflesh fans, we cultivated this
>>123120422nice stuff
>>123120622Correct.
>>123120422Yeah
>>123120422kinomaster
krvsty reigns supreme.
>>123120422Lauri is a cool guy
>>123120422RIFFS
What is she dancing to?
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
>>123120422HEILS BRO
>>123120688I want her to sit on my face
>>123120523Correct.>>123120579You must be extremely retarded.
>mfw he rams it in without lube
>>123120422All black metal owes respect to warmaster.
>>123120422How does his music get better every listen bros?
Kinda low energy spam this time.
Finally back home, guess I'll dimantle this since you gave up and took the L on the last conversation >>122553132>Distortion is not noise [...]Distribution is noise, it literally makes the note harder to hear because of the alteration of the tones and comes with a distinctive buzz that in audio engineering would be called noise. Saying it is "often desirable" is not an argument, afterall Merzbow is pure noise and apparently desirable to some. You definition of noise is incompetent and the clipping, buzzing, and wave alteration muddying the fundamental tone would count as noise even in your definition.>it mostly amplifies consonant overtoneNo it doesn't, it amplifies everything and can even clip out entire sections of the overtone. You are an idiot. Also lol at "consonant overtones".>Consonance naturally sounds pleasant to any human brain that has or has not been exposed to any musicI already went over this in the last conversation with the post you gave up to, please refer to >>122553132 and the points about tuning systems and genres.>Dissonance and Consonance are also explained by physicsMathetically one can say there are states, but "dissonance" and "consonance" come with added subjective ties which you yourself use it for, not the objective mathematical data which is impartial to things such as "sound good" or "sound bad">classical good (thats why I spend all day listening to disneycore black metal)your actions and what you post are incongruent.
>>123120422SW rules
>>123120422>"Harder to hear" is not an argument.Actually as I pointed out in terms of pedantic dictionary definitions I am actually very much correct in this "b: any sound that is undesired or interferes with one's hearing of something", and the "or" does exist there so please do not clip the sentence in half.>Often desirable means it has clear definitionAgain, this is just not an argument, Merzbow is "desirable" for people, or are they no longer noise now? You can add literal white noise to your music and have it desirable, these are subjective nothings. You don't seem to be able to understand what is or isn't subjective, and your points fall apart because of it.>No such thing as muddyingJust pure delusion at this point, the Baroque elitest who believes all music is equally clear and identifiable. Intermodulation with distortion simply doesn't exist for his mega mind, despite the fact he himself noted the reason for power chords being played with distortion only last thread.>Quoting myself:>makes us feel goodAs with the other post, here you are again proving that you are using it in a subjective form in the very same post.>Lol you wish.Truly I wish that no one would listen to disneycore even for a second, and as mentioned: a Baroque conservative would agree with me.
>Finally back homeFooling no ione
>>123120422Holy based
>>123120422Warmaster. Now that is based metal
>>123120563Why didn't they just hijack some nazgul fell beast and crash em into the two towers
I like it when it gets this autistic here.AUTIST BROTHERS RISE UP
>Lauri replying to himself over and over againyou're so sad man
Gonna buy some Opeth tickets
>>123120422finland fiend
>>123120422HEIL
Wigger slam actually peaked with the release of Soils of Fate's hit album Crime Syndicate. The trend from then onwards has been to move further into self-parody and to adopt influences from non-metal genres like beatdown hardcore. Crime Syndicate is a distinctly death metal album, as all slam should be, while still being infused with the wigger spirit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3638TIBDVVo
warmbastard spam is preferable over any of the usual heckposts
>>123120422Sigma Warrizzler
>>123120422Best bm ever
>>123120535I said this to him and he’s stolen my post
>>123120688The intro to Gloire eternelle
>>123120927Gaaaay
>>123120941Correct.
Metal.
>>123120927Correct. >>123120941Incorrect.
>>123120957Live albums are better
>you like itits shit>you don't like itIts good.
>plays some boring static and repetitive chugshit>random feedback noises plays in the background>tard on the mic "YOU'RE FUCKED,YOU'VE LOST, YOU'RE FUCKED,YOU'VE LOST, YOU'RE FUCKED,YOU'VE LOST, YOU'RE FUCKED,YOU'VE LOST">silence for 3 minutes>indie rock starts playing with matching vocalsAwful. Turned it off.
>>123120998But that’s based
>>123120998Yeah I don't care for Satanic Warmaster either
Without the firm guiding hand of the Hectorian Dialectic, the society quickly denigrated into nostalgia worship of musicians from long past eras. Despite their staunch hatred of his discipline, they have proven time and time again they are incapable of self governance without it. Fundamentally, the Hectorian assertion that metalheads are addicted to the past and seemingly incapable of acquiescing to the present musical landscape is proven verifiably, inherently true.
>YAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHListening!
>>123121034>the Hectorian assertion that metalheads are addicted to the past and seemingly incapable of acquiescing to the present musical landscape is proven verifiably, inherently true.it's pretty obvious since all metal fans are autistic and autists hate change
>>123120998>repetitive chugshitMeaningless description
I've listened to this band a number of times and I still find it rather hard to say much about them. I suppose the reason is that there is never anything outright bad about it, and it has enough variety to keep me around, but also fails to really offer something particularly interesting to differentiate or justify itself. I think my favorite section of the album is for sure the pick scraps combined with a hammer striking metal right after the disney solo that probably didn't really belong on this album, but was well executed enough that I don't really think of it as a total fault.https://youtu.be/8e5aMt4gxGs?t=100I think the production on this album is also poorly implemented, its a bit too smoothed over for the sound they are aiming for. The pick straps are sharp enough, but the riffing tends to just feel like background noise. It puts extra focus on the vocals, which are are layered a lot, but the vocalists themselves lack variety and feeling; Teitanblood they are certainly not in that regard. The higher pitch one of the two is better than the repetitive lower pitch one which might as well been a copy paste every time he opens his mouth.The progressive and more intricate ideas are appreciated, but I can't help but wonder if they should have changed the riffing then. I suppose the point was either to add some depth to war shital, or to add some aggression to a progressive metal. I don't find what they did to be outright offensive, but maybe laying out bottom 5 fret caveman shit really is better with charging blasts rather than stop-start drum patterns. Maybe the solos, the dynamics, and the beauty just don't belong, no matter how much of a juxtaposition and contrast they add.Verdict: More industrial ideas like the hammers and scrapes, sharper production on guitars, lower drum volume, new and better vocalists, remove the remaining traces of disney, either simplify the drumming or do something else with the riffing.
>We have to let go of the past and accept change--NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>123121058Why are you replying to yourself?
OE is not proper art, its a total mismatch amateur effort where the piano and guitar playing have no relation to the piss poor vocals or drumming. Realistically the only reason to listen to it is for the piano melodies, which you are better off just listening to real classical for where you are not hearing a mongrel blasting his snare drum for no reason at all times. Art needs to have a purpose or goal in mind, and OE is the definition of directionless. It sounds neither aggressive or dark as metal should, nor is it intellectually as satisfying as classical is because of lack of dynamics and frankly idiotic performance of the guitarist, the drummer, and the vocalist.Disneycore gimmick is the only fair verdict for the music of OE, it is the opposite of art and certainly has much more in common with power metal and other cheesy low brow affairs.
>put on the title track "Duality">Shoegaze tier reverb on everything>Lifeless background tier atmo vocals>12 minuts in a literal rock n roll solo comes in>peak cringe right after as we are now playing saccharine atmo melodies>sounds like literal shoegaze with synths>"heavenly" angel vocals in the background begin>more rock n roll leads over the shoegazeWhat a fucking joke, complete numale garbage.
>>123121064>t. deathtranny
>>123121078not all change is good? woah......>>123121084why are you gay and retarded?
>She listened to all 7 minutes of the opening track. She hated it.Dissonance is inherently a masculine enjoyment, women are repelled by it. Why do you think the only "metal" they like is disneycore goth disgrace?
>>123121105Correct.
>women are repelled by itHector mentioned
>>123121105I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEEES
Actually I will correct myself, even Malconfort isn't great because it ends on a cliff hanger to lead into another song (that song being notably the worst track there is), which is mostly the case with all the songs on Popcletus. It is perhaps better to think of Popcletus as two songs, each beginning with Epiklesis. In which case both are mediocre and there is no great song on Popcletus.Also the ending section of Malconfort drags a bit much and should have been shortened considerably. DsO often has the problem with letting things go on for far too long, a symptom of riff_based music, but also just something they succumb to frequently, such as Chaining the Katechon being at least 30% too long only due to dragging out riffs past their due date.Ultimately DsO are a band choke-holded by riffs and rock ideology which you hear much more on Popcletus, one is forced to admit they never made truly great music because of that.
What a bizarre lineup.
>>123121105Now this I gotta hear!
>>123121171Three classic poser bands. Faggots will love it!
>>123121126Correct, women are unable to appreciate art.
>>123121171Normally I'd say concerts are for mongrels, but this one is based. I wish they played Canada. Awesome line up.
>>123121209Correct.
>>123121126After about 40 years, one still struggles to bring to mind more even a handful of female extreme metal musicians of note, especially if you exclude eye candy vocalists.
We love Paracletus here
HELNORSK SVARTMETALL
>>123121227I like to call it "Popcletus" because I love pop-influenced metal.
>>123121113>avoiding the question>loaded question>false premise3 strikes, you're out
>>123121228Look at that subhuman mongrel. Retard looks like he's missing most of his teeth after I heemed him, kek
>>123121134They never encounter hector to be repelled by him in the first place
>>123120355
Female vocalists are just for eye cand-https://youtu.be/GkaAZcXWtQw?si=qns-YkPc7F7LprX3
>>123121274Correct. We love our trans metal goddesses here.
>>123121280>Cerebral BoreFucking BASED
>>123121273Hectoria is repelled by cis women and that's valid
Satanic Warmaster has a cooler name than the actual music
>>123121280>Cerebral BoreCorrect.
>>123121322kek, what a self-own of a band name
Dissoshit peaked here
What does it matter, the /meal/drones will constantly reply to someone screeching "AIC RUULEZ DUDE" every single post. Its not even bait, its just an empty hook and they will bite it anyways since the 90/80's tourists haven't listened to music in well over a decade. Here you have the lowest effort bot you've ever seen and they STILL reply, its like watching someone talk to a chatbot from 2005.Honestly its just more proof that "schizos" are not the problem, the problem are the PLEBEIAN masses being a monopolized gaggle of disgusting inbred subhumans.
AIC RUULEZ DUDE
>>123121393Is this the chart of albums to avoid?
>>123121396Arrrghghgh I'm outraged! Stop posting this.
>>123121337Actually here
>>123121421If by chance you aren’t a Paracletus appreciator, but then you have bigger problems
>>123121331>The Cerebral Bore is a weapon first featured in Turok 2: Seeds of Evil. It is a weapon of unknown origin that consists of a homing projectile capable of latching onto its victim's heads, killing them by drilling into their skulls and exploding when they reach the brain.
>>123121487>video game referencesNOT REAL METALAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Binging out on Mayhem,The production on this record is awesome just like in DMDS. I wish Ordo Ad Chao and Esoteric Warfare had the same thing. Honestly it should just be standardized production, everything is so clear without losing its metallic bite. Low fi production is garbage and this is true black metal production as it always should have been. Its seriously my favourite in all of metal. Hell even the synths such as in 2:30 of Falsified and Hated are super well done too, can't highlight just how good the production makes this album sound, sometimes I forget that how things sound can be almost as important as what is being played.This might also be Attilas best performance, he is consistently amazing in this record without any sort of cringe that sometimes pops up on things like Esoteric Warfare.Some of these riffs are obvious homage to DMDS, such as Malum (written by Ghul, some Cradle of Faggots guitarist, most of the truly derivative tracks are written by him...) being an ode to Pagan Fears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=assFiNilO7k, but besides that its an original work. Teloch wrote the best songs imo, combining both the old tremolotrite with a touch of third wave to keep things from being a boring rehash. I really wish they had let him write the whole thing, hes fucking excellent and finding him to fill in for Blasphemer was a stroke of pure luck for Mayhem.Anyways this is basically the record all the tremolotrite faggots wanted to hear post-DMDS, and yet from what I've seen they shat on it for being derivative. Mayhem just can't win with these tards, but the album is fucking great just like all their post GDOW stuff. Honestly this record is better than DMDS, easily in fact. The baldcuck nostalgia faggots can seethe eternally all they like, but the Teloch tracks mog DMDS, and the production is I think even better somehow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSYXjJvDBQs
Didn't read.
>album is repeatedly interrupted by movie samples or symphoshitNot listening!
>>123121595>movie samplesListening. We love Mortician here.
Wasn't there a metal song that used "at my signal, unleash hell?"
>>123121527>and yet from what I've seen they shat on it for being derivativeBecause while it has its strengths, it's ultimately a compromise in the fans of post-DMDS Mayhem. I liked Esoteric Warfare more than this one, and I'm one of the few that actually thinks it's a good continuation of what they were doing with Blasphemer. This one, however, is just rather mediocre.
>>123121640Esoteric Warfare was awesome, but I don't think Daemon was a compromise for fans. Mayhem don't strike me as a band that gives a fuck about what their fans think as they continued making third wave albums despite the endless kvetching of the second wave cock suckers. Sometimes artists just want to revisit past ideas, to add something they think they might have lost or not had the skill to do at the time. Whats wrong with making an older style album if its well done anyways? Immolation have made the same fucking album for like 30 years and no one cries about that.The problem is that people make retarded narratives that sully albums for themselves, "oh its just fan service", "uh mayhem is only tremolo second wave and nothing else, this isn't mayhem...", shit like I see all the time in regards to these kinds of bands. Album killed before it reaches their eardrums, Daemon is great black metal album, I think obsessing over some possibly wrong narrative that only exists in your mind is a bad way to look at things.
Why dont people put mufflers on lawnmowers? You cant even go outside and listen to music anymore cause of lawnmower faggots preening their gay inedible crop to signal conformity and abundance to their neighbors. Bring back the scythe.
>>123121393We love disso here, based
>>123120422Holy fucking autism. Kill yourself. We do not like Scandinavian homosexuals with face paint on here. Post speed and death or leave. >>>/mu/ >>>/pol/
>album samples "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"Listening
>>123121669Holy fucking bayzed
>>123121393New numale metal chart just dropped
>>123121652Mayhem is a unique case because Uranus obsessives don't want anyone else to touch that era of the band again. If Bob Vagina left Immolation (to use your example) and then the band starting writing riffs just like those on FFG, it might strike some as odd. I haven't actually heard Daemon yet but I'm curious to, just giving my 2¢ here.
Lawnmowers and vehicles are literally infuriating me every day of my so-called life. How do people presumably want to live like this? It is legitimately fucking insane. Shut up!
>>123120185Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123121393Anthems of Anal Sex. And severed penises.
>>123121842>>123121842
I need some good riffs, post death
>>123121902Sorry this is the thread for reposting autistic posts from the archives
>>123121902https://youtu.be/AedrFsvABnM?si=vunegHqB0t1WphyY
>>123121902I’ve got just the thing
>>123121902https://youtu.be/qkv_GMQpluY?si=ZBmzAZIbVEYSRyhx
>>123121931he didn't ask for tech death
>>123121931He didn't ask for depressive black metal
This album was underrated cause gay and anti-Christian metalfags think metal is their safe haven to attack other people's identities while theirs is protected. The people who hate this are the same RYM spergs who generally would love something this experimental, fucked up sounding, and different.https://youtube.com/watch?v=DAo6p1fls1Y
>>123121941*osdm
>mfw dissoriffs
>>123121993My ancestor :)
We love Jesus here
>>123121993That's me, our facial structure is practically identical
>>123121971I say this without a shred of malice: I think the guy that made this album has serious mental disabilities. This album is horrendous along all dimensions. Not listenable at all.
>>123121652>, that's the impression Daemon gave meCall it an "impression" if you are offended by the word "narrative", the inherent meaning is still the same - that you aren't taking the music for what it is. As I said, even if you are obsessed with narratives, Mayhem has well enough proof of never compromising for their fans that I don't find it convincing in the slightest. The problem is that the second they ever touch any older style you are already convinced they are "compromising for the fans", yet what is it based on? That the fans have been screeching for a return to second wave style for 30 years? So Mayhem can NEVER return to an older style EVER because these fans exist? Stupid.>DVEN's MørkereThis shit is awful, and putting it back on only reminded me of that, instantly I am thinking about blackgaze, liturgy, and the rest of the Mick Barr crew. God its just so not black metal. Its so bouncy and happy and "uplifting", why are they even making metal music to begin with? This shit is for shoegaze, indie, and pop fans. The first track even has the WOOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooOOO that every fucking pop and indie song ever made has. Fucking CRINGE shit. Not black metal.
>>123121931>This defeats the Hecturd
>>123122014My gardener?
>>123121921Ah. Makes sense.This thread is surpassing Hectorian levels of mental illness.
>>123122022That's why it's so brutal.
>>123121653>The most un-American thing ever posted here.
>>123122083America is fucked up and has fucked up the whole world.
>>123122083Good.
>>123122039>>DVEN's MørkereFirst, the album cover has "muh elegant typography" with movie poster texture applied, which is already a red flag. Put on track 1, those vocal harmonies sound straight out of an Oi! record. Very unpleasant listen.Track 2 starts out even worse with the VI-VII-i Hollywood progression. At about 3:30, it sounds like a drunken cover band playing Hoobastank. Absolutely hilarious and awful.
Please give me recs for weed themed wiggerslam thanks
>>123121971>>123122022I'm convinced the guitars are MIDI, too many sections that sound like they're literally copy pasted for it to be an actual instrument
>Paul Reidl does a split with himselfEmbarrassing.
>>123122289>Paul Riedl splitand so did his hair! Hah.
>>123122262It's not MIDI, it's just copy pasted audio from what I can tell.
>>123122490Equally grim tbqh
I'M TAKING A HUGE SHIT HELP NE BROS
>>123121971Modern outsider art. Sucks as metal, however.
>>123121971wiggerslam poster checking in. I actually like the noisiness of the production. It's not good, but with some groovier riffs, he'd be onto something.
Christian can be pretty cool when they aren't tryharding but when they do it sounds like shit
Deathspell Omega is my favorite christian metal band
DID SOMEONE SAY DEATHSPELL OMEGA???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAFt_Lt9eshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAFt_Lt9es
Mikko Assburger
Nicko McBrain
>>123123196We love those Virus riffs here.
Catastrophic artistic failure.
burgers ruined metal forever
>>123123283>riffsoh like the blues? Melanated musical concept.
>>123123329Ostinato is the opposite of melanated, African worshipping American mongrel.
>>123123352repetition in all forms is african
There’s nothing wrong with repetition.
>>123123367Incorrect and incoherent post. Although we prefer the opposite of it.
>>123123352literal tier post. Just using words with no idea what they mean
>>123123384retard tier>Verification not required.
>>123123384>post african repetitionsNot an ostinato >wikipediaNot an argument. >rap Not music.
I love punk
>>123123435>I love punk
>>123123409>cope>cope>copeEnjoy your negroid-influenced Eurotrash>>123123435Finally, a good post
https://youtu.be/M6bPqdxwi3YIt’s time for ethnic music.
>>123123443>cope>cope>copePost-African repetitive post.
>avatarfagging as the second biggest british loser
>>123123516>>avatarfagging as the second biggest british loser
Anyways, Teitanblood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl356Z3SJBA
>>123123535Mosley is a loser, the 20th century Bongman.
>>123123585>Mosley is a loserAnd here you are, worshiping a 4chan eceleb 16 hours a day for free thinking he can call anyone a loser LMAO.
>>123123608He has 0 self awareness.
>>123123608I don’t worship anybody, and I probably spend less time on this site than you do.
>>123123648>I don't worship anybody, I just bring up my favorite 4chan ecelebs unprompted because I'm totally not a worshiper.So when are you going to do anything of worth instead of worshiping 4chan ecelebs unprompted 16 hours a day? When you are knighted by the nobility of England feel free to let us all know, eceleb worshipper. Just to let you know in case you didn't realize,. but 4chan posting every second of your life won't get you knighted, KEK.
>>123123691Take it easy, he isn’t your father.
>>123123697>lets not talk about meNah, lets keep talking about you, loser. What achievements do YOU have exactly? Besides a mountain of posts on desuarchives talking about some tripfag umprompted out of pure worship and idolization.
>>123123719>What achievements do YOU have exactly? Besides a mountain of postst. avatarfag
>>123123721>lets not talk about meNah, lets keep talking about you, loser. What achievements do YOU have exactly? Besides a mountain of posts on desuarchives talking about some tripfag umprompted out of pure worship and idolization.
>getting this worked up Fatherless behavior.
let's all take a step back and discuss what we are here for, what the best slam of the year so far is?
>>123123750What are some of the contenders? All I can think of are Cephalotripsy and Vulvodynia.
>>123123750Epigenetic Neurogenesis was damn good.
kill everyone in this thread
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>>123123894>thank youNo problem, here's some more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PK5WvG9r7Y
>>123123909>failure to read facial expressionsWhat does that sound like
>>123123847Even me ;_;
>>123123909>write some nice metal :)>make the drums too loud to hear anything elseIt's incredible they've made a whole genre out of this
>>123123928>looking at your dysgenic face No thanks, I just ate. Rather blast and ignore fast tbqh.>>123123936Post-numalic revelation.
>>123123955I bet you ate some sprigs of parsley or something because you're poor and malnourished
i had some fried chicken
I don't care for war metal like Teitanblood.
>>123123955get me my Animal Collective shirt and some anal beads because if listening to snares and symbols for 30 minutes straight is what it takes to be a real man, I'm a huge faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBiYhozbk_Yslambros 2024 is truly our year
>>123123994>generic riff>sample>bass dropslam time
Would it kill these BM autists to take it easy on the reverb?
>>123123987>I'm a huge faggotIN THE NAMEOFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDhttps://youtu.be/bvZOsAlmgro?t=237
Sheitanblood is what Boris would sound like if they played death metal
>found out I have high blood pressureMetal for this feel?
>>123124053I got just the thing
I’m looking for that picture of the fat DM guy with Mustaine style hair holding the mic stand.
Distortion: maxxedReverb: maxxedGain: maxxedHarsh vocals: maxxedDissonance: maxxedChaos: maxxedOUGHS: maxxedARGHS: maxxedHAHAs: maxxedSlayer solos: maxxedNoise: maxxedMetal: maxxedRichter scale: maxxedVocal layers: maxxedFirst 5 frets: maxxedAggression: maxxedViolence: maxxedDouble kick: maxxedCymbals: maxxedDevastation: maxxedSonic inferno: maxxedHellish vibrations: maxxedFiltration: MAXXEDhttps://youtu.be/xA2bCTsC2v8?t=532https://youtu.be/xA2bCTsC2v8?t=532https://youtu.be/xA2bCTsC2v8?t=532https://youtu.be/xA2bCTsC2v8?t=532
>>123124100Blasting: maxxed
>>123124100Alright now I'm listening. No one filters me!
>>123124100Shilling: maxxed
>>123124100Replying to myself: maxxed
Never mind, I found it.
>>123124158is that seth putnam
>>123124100Ultra: based
>>123124159Too straight, impossible.
>>123124159No, Seth was way slimmer than that.
>>123124158Congrats to Lauri for losing some of that weight
Teitanblod just sounds like multiple brown noise audio channels played simultaneously with harsh vocals and hi hats
ildjarn sucks
Drums should be loud. You can always turn up the volume more to get the guitarmidrange higher (see: equal loudness curves).
>>123124183Ildjran is punk trash not metal >>>/lgbt/
Tittyblonde is more cacophonic than any grindcore shit.
I move without my shadowI do not careI am always alone
>>123124224Correct.
>>123123732>>123123721Kek, the projection here is absolutely insane, although it's not totally wrong
>>123124205Literally death metal "let's make a lot of pointless noise" Boris
>>123120160>su edition
>>123124187Volume: maxxedPick scraping: maxxedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOn1NHXCGwk>>123124285Post-numalic revelations from a filtered mind
>>123124100>>123124346based war metaller
>pseudo Penderkekky choirs in the outro to "Sleeping Throats"Alright that's pretty cool
>>123124346should have led with the album that didn't sound like pure shit. This is good
>>pseudo Penderkekky choirs in the outro to "Sleeping Throats">Alright that's pretty cool
>>123124396Death has the better production and is the superior album by a mile though, Iass.https://youtu.be/-W_mFmV6i0A?t=300
I don't even understand why you of all people like this. It's derivative as can be
>>123124438Principles? What are those?
>>>pseudo Penderkekky choirs in the outro to "Sleeping Throats">>Alright that's pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLpMWIdq6K0TORCHES FLAMBOYANTES GRAVEES SUR NOTRE PAEU BLAFARDE
>>123124438please don't make fun of autistic people, anon
>>123124100my parents credit card (i can't buy an ad): maxxed
>>123124100Correct: maxxed
>>123124420TBC sounds less Loudness War'd so I see why he'd prefer it, but that also means it has less of the wall-of-sound effect they are going for.
These songs are 10 minutes long and could be condensed down to 2 minutes without issue. In fact, I'd rather listen to Blood
inb4 essay
>>123124450Based Jimmyposter
>>123124482DR rating 0: maxxed
>>123124225Nu
PLEASE someone make the next thread serious i am going to fucking LOSE it if it's another meme thread
>>123124516We love bricked masters here. Heil Rubin.
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