random editionOLD: >>123231841FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
First for bass
you rockists are stupid and cringe
>>123243082From last thread. Help a brother out
>>123243576I put this album off for the longest time but it's fucking great
Blastings
>>123243609Lad you need to learn how to use google image searchFirst resulthttps://totenmesse.bandcamp.com/merch
>>123243609Totenmesse.https://totenmesse.bandcamp.com/merch/to-black
>>123243630looks like the some of the shittiest diaper metal imaginable
>>123243642
>>123243654I did but nothing came up>>123243656Thank you anons
>>123243686That aint what I used, I just used google itself
>>123243642Blasting
>>123243642why yes I am aware this is söy, thanks for telling me
>>123243642Opeth bassist's prog project. I quite like the vocals. Overall interesting in a goofy kind of way, but not worth revisiting.
>>123243693Googlegod I kneel
I havent listened much metal since 2018 to the extent I got back to posser state
>>123243759Before anything else, I suggest listening to the 2024 metal AOTY to get acquainted with the modern metal scene and the future of metal.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123243813Not metal
>>123243813I prefer Devourment
>>123243813Honorary metal.
Motorhead
>>123243813not even that good fore the genre it actually is
>>123243813Confirmed as metal by Anthony Fantano and RateYourMusic.com.
>>123243785gigabased
>>123243813I love this album. It's most played in my dilation Playlist-"music to forget the smell"This is me btw.
>>123243890that settles it. it's the metal AOTY.
no one:literally no one:/metal/chud: ANYWAY LET ME TALK ABOUT TRANNIES AND JEWS
>>123244012>makes /pol/tards seethe about trannies for no reasonYep, I'm thinking Knocked Loose is based
>>123244028We'd like to have a warm welcome for reddit and their memes
>>123243813We hate twinkcore here
>>123244028>>123244035This was me btw
>trannies and jewshated here
Listening to Kultur right now
If we hate jews here why do we worship a guy called Kristian?
>>123244012Kek>>123244028>>123244035Tiktok brainrot hormonal crotchrot
>>123244083I'm not
>>123243813>twinkcoreBeloved here.
>>123243813Fuck off I still have a lot of 80s non-thrash releases to listen
>>123244084What does Χριστός have to do with jews?
>>123243576More metal books?
IWONT LET YOU WALK AWAY YETITAKE YOUR STEPS AS A FUCKING THREAThttps://youtu.be/8GGMdMo61_o?si=twV0zjWd43EkJOyT
>>123244115Metal.
>>123243598Metals not rock, fucking retard.
>>123243598What the fuck is a "rockist"
>>123244163a geologist
>>123244163Brazilian monkey buzzword for posers.
>>123244086Crouching Brainrot, Hidden Crotchrot
>>123243817Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123244084>If
Entombed SUCKS
the best band of 2024? why Ulcerate of course!
>>123244527Correct.
Lumeria Rose about the Early Trans Scene gathering in California(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "gender dysphoric", they challenged their birth-assigned genders, they were curious, we cultivated this
I DON’T WANNA BEI DON’T WANNA BE ME I DON’T WANNA BEME ANYMORE
How do i make all the tracks in my playlist the same volume. Give me the non nerd answer
>album is dogshit>but has one good acoustic song that makes it worth itwhat are some examples?
>>123243813guitar tone is interesting, but it's basically the same song stretched for 30 minutes, what a snoozefest
>>123244677get a compressor pedal
>>123244682none of them as acoustic filler is always shit
underrated
>>123244747only people that can't play acoustic say this
>>123244774You want soft acoustic parts with female whispering type of vocals - you don't like metal and guitar distortion literally hurts your weak ears
>>123244677Replay gain, but I never would.
>You don't like metal because you like other genre Glad I'm not this retarded
>>123244747You don't "get it" until you stop skipping acoustic trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujEzjtLT1Lc&list=OLAK5uy_mMx85PxnuIqMlC82GGIx1GQDj1WMkzrTI
>>123244774>t. coping acousticunt bursting into tears that no one cares about his shit softrock for queers
>>123244813Why does it make it sound shit
>>123243630Great album, terrible cover art
>>123244809>>123244861you two blokes literally don't play guitar lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvetJ9U_tVY
>*crickets chirping*>a shout of autism breaks the silence>"NONE OF YOU GUYS PLAY GUITAR LOL"
Tenacious D fans are handling the breakup pretty badly
>>123245301Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive.
these metal threads are pure trash and you're all fags. nobody actually listens to any of the reccs. you retards just say "BLASTIN _____" and think anybody gives a fuck. and GOD FORBID someone post oc metal. you retards shit and piss and cum your pants in anger if someone has the audacity to post some metal they made themselves. OH NO. it's not DEATH or xANAL_FIRTHx. faggots. i could easily rape every one of you. in fact, i think i'm going to build a time machine and go back in time to when every one of you were 5 years old and have my way. at least THEN you'll have an excuse as to why you're such a closed minded little shitfuck. see you in the past, dweeb. hope you like cock.
Acoustic is easier than electric by a huge difference
>>123245301>>123245341Correct.
>>123245361Not really
>>123244758dude dmt lmao
>>123245354I unironically stabbed a male teacher in the eye with a pencil when I was 5 because he tried to rape me. It went far enough in to render him braindead. So good luck lmao.
>>123245429thanks for the advice. i'll go back a year further.
>>123245429Metal as fuck
>>123244758>redditdon>underratedNo
Kill yourselves desu
>>123245438Then I'll go back a year before that and learn how to perfectly execute a teep so I can cave in your sternum with one powerful and precise blow
>>123245459>4 year old having enough power to break a sternumoh cutie. i'm almost done with my time machine. still time to actually CONTRIBUTE decent content and responses to your precious metal thread....
>>123245510Even at 4 years old I could generate enough power to destroy your fragile melanated bones
>>123245564at 4 years old, you were just as much of a retard as you are now. which is why that guy tried to rape you. he knew you were a fucking mong that could barely string together a sentence. who's gonna believe a crayon-eater over a teacher? unfortunately he underestimated the power of retard strength.morbid angel - covenant
>>123245611Incoherent melanated response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnjfgoAfSqIHector what do you think of this album
>>123245611Lay off the anime
>123245429Cringe fairy tale power fantasy
>>123245429Me too but I did it ironically
>>123245429Can't blame the fella for assuming you'd be down for it given you took everyone elses' cock at the time.
cannibal corpse
sucks
>>123245764fuck you poser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI5q8AU3xgw
>>123245782Hectorian levels of Reddit
Three biggest poser metal bands>Cannibal Corpse>Bathory>BurzumNot up for discussion
>(feat. Poppy)
L O FUCKING L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iLvlLqGIso
>>123245682>>123245686>>123245688You sound like you taught kindergarten in Milwaukee in the late 80s.
>>123245883embarrassingly forced reply
>>123244758It's their best Post CtS album
>>123246051Actually came quite naturally after seeing the countless poser egirls wearing those band shirts to attract simps
Warping Structurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA5LAMaCfBA
>>123243813These are some of the shittest fucking vocals I've heard in a while
>Be a drummer>Want to do a sideproject>Ask the frontman for permission>He says no
I'll need some cunt to play the saxophone for one of my projects (not strictly funk but bass driven ass slapping music), any of y'all down?
>>123246161>any of y'all down?No, but have this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGxLo1jGD4
>>123246156>>Ask the frontman for permissionYou actual fucking cuck
>incel
>>123246202/metal/‘s anthem
>>123246183>nip music that isn't punknot listening!
>>123246214Nah, that's this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z2nHBP336U
>>123246240kek
>>123246240Thank you for posting this, it's great to see music from voices that usually go unheard in the metal community :)
if I'll ever make music or god forbid a music video there is no fucking way I'll show it to anyone I knowI'd die of embarrassment
Cursed Ways of Sheolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRPDbodLv-M
>>123246254There's plenty of it, and it's always Black Metal which I'm sure is just a coincidence.https://youtu.be/MwTVd1aGpag
Holy shit bros, our dreams have come true!
>>123246294Our QUEENS.
Tomb - The Dark Subconscioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVCAuS0BgZg
>>123246294i like this better
>>123243642https://youtu.be/7GQsLQVm8Lo
OK give me some good melodic hardcore band name ideas
>>123246220We love punk nip music here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfZ54FUG5w
>>123246214https://youtu.be/La_8ws3Pn-I
Morbus Grave - Lurking into Absurdityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s1GRMrvLq4
>>123246436This shit is fucking baffling. There are people who willingly give their faces and names to shit like this and I can't even write a fucking sentence intended as a lyric to some song without feeling embarrassed.
>This shit is fucking baffling. There are people who willingly give their faces and names to shit like this and I can't even write a fucking sentence intended as a lyric to some song without feeling embarrassed.
>>123246294Imagine those cunts without makeup
>>123246432Poofter
More perfect than ever ten years later
>>123246432The enemas
>>123245782Name a bigger single blow to a band compared to Lord Worm leaving Cryptopsy
>>123246432>Nignoramus>Putrid STINK>Beheaded Negress Ovulation>Rotting Rabbis>Trans-Serbian Porkestra>Pajeetus>Shartyrdom>Mason Jar>fudgepacker>fistful of lead>Scraped Anus>Banjo String>Hanged Zoglodyte
https://x.com/UltraDane/status/1825259039686893716
>>123246518>Imagine those cunts
>>123246600Heh
>>123246570chris barnes leaving cannibal corpse
123246599if you want any proof that this place is filled with bots and literal underage kids just read this post
>>123246644True
>123246599if you want any proof that this place is filled with bots and literal underage kids just read this post
Confines de la cordurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEsHZOcyoaU
>>123246657You sound like you listen to slipknot
>>123246657You sound like you listen to slipknot (based)
JUDAS PRIEST
>>123245883Take Bathory out of your fucking mouth fucking troon
>>1232466001. Not metal.2. He said "talking to"
>>123246951Correct.
I don't think it even needs to be said, butBurzum > Bathory
>>123246951>>123246953He said fucking you tinnitus users
>>123246599You sound like you play Halo 1-Reach (based)>>123246657You sound like you play genshin impact and fortnite (cringe and reddit)
>>123246956Brown hands typed this post
>>123246956oh no, diapershitters about to lose their shit(in diapers) at this!
>>123246956kekkeronibathory at least had some semblance of worthwhile music
>>123246956Correct.
this kills the poserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VVFNgbsDC4
>>123246956Well hvys lysset is better than all the bathory albums but he pioneered two genres and had a more lasting career
>Burzum Minor seconds, thirds, fifths, sixths and more>BathoryFifths, fifths, fifths and more fifthsI think I know who we can objectively rate as the best between the two.
>>123247061>but he pioneered two genresViking metal and...?
Bird metal
>>123247077Yeah metal us all about fifths
Gateway - Flesh Rebornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp5CqOZUWMA
Underrated
>>123247095Lofi thrash (otherwise known as diaper black)
will it be goog?
>>123247136People say he was an influence.But who was actually the real influence:
have a nice night metalheads
>>123247095Black Metal, didn't varg copy one of his songs?
>>123247216I beg your pardon?
>>123247216You mean War? basically sound straight out of Bathory self titled lol
Varg Vikernes about the band Bathory(direct quotation):>I don't like it. Never lsitened to it.
>>123247196>no Tankardcringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGUSvgkrGU8
>>123247281You will always be Brazilian
>>123246543Not metal
>>123246202From Thumbnail I thought it says Paradise Lost
Judas priest - Painkiller
>>123247281shut up krusty
>>123247128this band was good. last album is sad to listen to now
Whats a krusty
don’t care if they’re entry level, I miss them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MffKdRGZ7wM
Motorhead - Orgasmatron (album)
>got fucked up>run out of booze>not sleepy yetThe fuck do I do? I want to read but I'll forget everything so there's no point.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724025155902924.webm
>>123247419Definitely, as if his music wasn't sorrowful enough already
>release the best thrash metal song as a single>kill yourselfabsolutely fucking basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syQlbI9QLEM
>>123243576i thought it said billie and eilish and i got excvited :/
>>123247635>Post-RIP "thrash metal"cringe af
>>123247677megadeth is shit tier along with anthrax and post-kill em all metallica
Chelsea Wolfe
>>123247691>Post-Coma of Souls "thrash metal"cringe af
>thrash outside of Slayer and MetallicaNot listening!
>>123247775Demolition Hammer dummy
>Have a drink; have a drive; go out and see what you can find.Metal for this feel?
Apocalyptic RaidsIn the Sign of EvilHell AwaitsThe ReturnSeven ChurchesPleasure to KillMorbid VisionsScream Bloody GoreI.N.R.I.Altars of Madness
>>123247327Stoner rock doom metal
>>123243630I prefer the other album cover
Yep, I can confirm that Obituary still fucking sucks.
>>123243630Finally, some good fucking metal.
>radio actually plays a metal song>next up>Disturbed>Five Finger Death Punch>Avenge Sevenfold
>>123248082Avenged sevenfold is good the rest are bad
>>123247949What is this in reference to
>>123248097I like FFDP's first album
What is the buttrock of metal? I actually like most buttrock but those 3 I already listed are fucking horrible.
>>123248126Satyricon
>radio station has a metal show>10-12 on Sunday>host is a woman
>>123248126Pantera
Old Man’s Child has returned
>102.3 THRASH FMWE PLAY NOTHING BUT THRASH, THRASH AND MORE THRASH >*Metallica- The Unforgiven starts playing*
>>123248312It's not going to be remarkable at all
>>123248335better than Burzum NEW
>>123248312Born of the Flickering is based
>>123248126Reminder that buttrock is shit like Poison and not Nickelback. Both are awful, thoughever.
>>123246956It doesn't. Spongebath-ory is unlistenable diaper dookie
>>123248312BASED
>>123248429What is cock rock then?
>>123248518fat fuck lol
this is very good
>>123248585not metal
>>123248585haha fat kitty fell down xD
official /varg/ essentials list
>>123248580I listened to it recently and it was better than I remembered.
For me it's Surf Nicaragua
>>123248645Shan't be listening to this Nazi crap.
>>123248645imagine thinking varg likes black metal. tourism and poserism chart.
>>123248580>pentagram artworknot listening!
adam kalmbach is a genius
>>123249033based, we support the lgbtq community here
>>123249067Correct.
>>123248585Kek
