Correct. editionOld: >>123262975FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
>>123278436Correct.
Varg is gay and has AIDS edition.
>>123278459Correct.
>>123278436>>123278459Correct.
>>123278436>>123278451>>123278459>>123278469>>123278491Correct.
>>123278436I hate people with that eye shape. It's so unthreatening that if someone who looks like that turns out to be a piece of shit you never see it coming.
Varg is so sexy
>>123278513stop posting from Hell, Øystein.
>>123278516Euro is in Walhalla like a true Nordic warrior.
BLASTING
>>123278742
DON'T CALL ME YOUR BROTHERCAUSE I AIN'T YOUR FUCKIN BROTHERWE FELL FROM DIFFERENT CUNTSAND YOUR SKIN'S AN UGLY COLOUR
JESUS HITLERADOLPH CHRISTIS THIS THE SECOND COMINGOR THE FOURTH REICH?
>>123278742Snus Metal
>>123278798The opening "skit" ruins this album
What are some non-boring black metal albums?
>>123278846Just skip it, what are you retarded?
>>123278890Obtained Enslavement - Witchcraft
BROTHER WILL KILL BROTHERSPILLING BLOOD ACROSS THE LANDKILLING FOR RELIGIONIS SOMETHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>123278798The shitty music ruins this album
>>123278937What is good music/metal to you?
>>123278910Correct.
>>123278895>skippingYou didn't listen to the album
>album includes samples from horror moviesListening!
>>123279089MMMMMM-HMMMM! Got a real devil here.
Post ice cream truck riffs
>>123279131nah
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123278798>>123278824Correct.
>dead general
>>123279812>>dead generalCorrect
>>123279131https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDnQxeR6Vo4&t=7
>>123279812Why bump a thread with an off-topic comment? You have nothing to contribute here, so fuck off back to your Korean prostitute simp thread.
>>123278436Do all autists look like this frog? Varg certainly does, was the frog designed with him in mind?
>hey bro you gotta listen to this black metal album!>look at the cover>the font is all fucked up and i can't decipher what the fuck i'm looking atbut why?
>>123280256>filtered by band logosVery silly of you
>>123280256based, all caps impact font logo supremacy
Metal bros, come weigh in on this debate >>123280147
>>123279197Tastelet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-dO5aREqKIthoughts?
>>123280333How could it invent thrash metal when Lightning to the Nations and the Angel With s/t both came out a year earlier?
Is this the wiggerslam general?
Post the best slam death metal you know of
>>123280382https://youtu.be/Hu_d6zkVKMU?si=5apThsHieRZAEcxw
>>123280394Are they ever making another album?
>>123280382ANOMALIES OF ARTIFICIAL ORIGIN
>>123280407Soon.
Who kicked out the most musicians during their career?
>>123280381ye
>>123278742This Mortal Coil and Arbeit Macht Fleisch are basicslly the same song
>>123278798*throws up into the toilet*
>>123280500I still don't know what that cover is supposed to mean
>>123280528I doubt Carcass knows either. Just some vague 2ddep4u stuff with the spine and hands looking somewhat like Jesus' arms on the cross, but it's nailed to the peace sign instead.
>>123278436varg is such a cutie patootie, would definitely stab in the ass 23 times
>>123280434Steve Harris once kicked everybody out of Iron Maiden
>>123280133That’s not off-topic according to mods but mentioning a certain name is off-topic and earns you a ban.
>>123278742>>123278749>>123278784>>123278798>>123278838Lose weight fatties
>>123280699He who shall not be named was right about everything, this place is mad boring now.
>>123280883Correct.
>>123280883Nah, I come here for recs and metal discussion. The offtopic blogposting and autistic shitflinging can stay gone. The reason the general is dead nowadays is that probably more than half the posters we had 1-2 years ago stopped coming because of the aforementioned behavior.
>>123279862>is obsessed with death>names himself dead>kills himselftoot
>>123281074Correct.
>>123280630what a fantastic day to listen to Stryper!
>>123281108Based
>>123280883>>123280699So is everyone banned or was it him samefagging to that degree?
>>123281163That’s me, that’s literally me right now
The first death metal adjacent bands I heard were Insomnium and Opeth so I was disappointed when I found out that most DM bands do not use deep growls but screams like Death, In Flames or CoB
>>123281083death were much better anyways
>>123278742https://centurymedia.bandcamp.com/album/n-r-s-len-gar-ni-er-for-evogher
>>123281199growls fucking suck, legit caveman brains
>>123281163my chair after i rip ass a bit too hard
>>123281206go listen to the sound of perseverance then dickface
i fucking hate peter steele and his music was mid
>>123281442That's a great idea, I love that album.
post album covers for furries
>>123278742https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNBjIic8FkA&pp=ygUndW50byBvdGhlcnMgbW9tbWEgbGlrZXMgdGhlIGRvb3IgY2xvc2Vk
>>123281442thats what im listening to rn
>>123281442sounds fucking based to me!
>>123281497Satanic Warmaster bros, it's our call to arms!
>>123281465he was a complete faggot who obviously hated blacks but was too much of a pussy to admit it>i'm not racist i hate... LE EVERYONEgoddamn moron
>>123281465He was too based for this world
>>123281536>i hate blacks (but i also hate nazis so im good and tik tok friendly)
Pooper Steal(from his fans) was a complete disgrace to metal that posed for a gay magazine.
>>123281503>Untoothers>Century Media>that song titleThat's gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.
>>123281565at least his music was good unlike some other metal bands who've done the same shit
i ate peter steele's corpse
>>123281588 (corpse) eater steal
>>123281581Shut the HECK upThey are one of the best bands currently activeEven if they look fucking weird
>>123281584>at least his music was goodIncorrect.
>>123281616>95% of bm bands are nazis>90% of the times you see a rune its used by a nazi"antifa are so delusional for thinking a bm band with nordic runes could be nazis"
i removed peter steele's biceps from his corpse and fed them to my cat without even seasoning or cooking them
>>123281616>13+ year old post
>>123281644didn't realise you were a gothic 60 year old boomer
How deep did you get into listening to the Type O Negative albums before you realized it just wasn't for you? I liked Slow, Deep, and Hard, and didn't like Bloody Kisses much, but kept listening up to World Coming Down expecting the music at some point to click. >>123281662You sick fuck. Every cat deserves a well-prepared meal.
>>123281722I've listened to every single album of theirs. They're not an album band. There are only ever a couple good songs on each one.
>>123281722World Coming Down is relatively overrated. Life is Killing Me is easily their best album, not a single weak song on it
>>123281786real
Paradise Lost and Katatonia > Type O Negative
>>123281882the sound of héctor ejaculating on his first fragment vinyl collection and then wiping his dick on his phil tougas body pillow > shit o shitgative
>>123281882>Katatonialike 2 good albums (NOT including Brave Turder Gay)>PL1 good album and 100 piles of dogshit
https://youtu.be/480pT-vY2R0https://youtu.be/EQVNQtVw2-I
>>123281994Who are you talking about?
>>123282078some fag that always posts here
>>123282078Ur mum
>>123281616Only 1% of bm is nazi. Inherently
>>123282037Retard
>>123282151cry about it gothfag
>>123282037>like 2 good albums (NOT including Brave Turder Gay)Pls go and stay go
>>123279244INHERENTLY.
>>123282098Yourself then.
REMINDER to newfags:we love:>wigger slam>new wave of American heavy metal>deathcorewe hate>NSBM>RABM>dissoshit>funeral doom>atmospheric sludge metal>post-metal>all -gaze
I like Type O but don't think they have a single good album. Usually just good tracks dotted around a lot of forgettable tripe.
>>123282402>>wiggerquintessentially american
>>123282402correct!
>>123282402correct!!!
>>123282402Incorrect desu
>>123282402not a single lie being told here
>>123282402I thought we liked some funeral doom.
>>123282402>new wave of American heavy metalour favorite genre here
>>123282402>we love:>deathcore>we hate>NSBMGet on my level, fag
>>123282543holy based
Are these even separate bands?
>>123282567they're all 10/10s
>>123282402Ok weeb faggot
>>123282404>filtered by the interludes and the joke tracks
>>123282626oh we don't sign our posts here
>>123282567Yeah, you can see them in their new vids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRhkHSj4qoA&rco=1
>>123282402Correct, weeb KING.
Reminder to all /metal/ posters >Grindrcore isn't music>Punk does not belong on /metal/ and has no connection with metal>Kpop is a disgrace and we hate it here>Slam is punk dogshit>War Metal is just lowfi badly played death metal>First wave is just lowfi badly played thrash metal>Snorre created the first real black metal>Only third wave is real>NSBM is ideologically the only true form of BM>The Key was the the first good death metal album>Gorguts and Necrophagist saved death metal>Synarchy is the greatest metal album of all time
>>123282666all of this is correct
>>123282666Correct.
>>123282666>>The Key was the the first good death metal albumEven though I disagree, this is a pretty based take.
>>123282666Satan approved.
>>123282666Synarchy is more noisy than dissonant. Mid.
>>123282666>>Punk does not belong on /metal/ and has no connection with metal>>Slam is punk dogshit>The breakdown riff of Suffocation's "Liege of Inveracity" has been credited by Rolling Stone as the first slam riff in death metal.Oh no no no noWe can't listen to this album anymore, metalbros...
>>123282666Yes.
>>123282711We hate suffogaytion here
>>123282711Correct. Fuck that punk dogshit.
>>123282666almost everything spot on
>>123282666This.
>>123282543KEYED
>>123282711This album is beloved and cherished by all in here. Those other posts are just silly jokes.
>>123282666>The Key was the the first good death metal albumYou always get me with this one
>>123282666BASED
>>123282758Looks pretty cool. How is it?
>>123282402we love:>ice cream truck riffs
>>123282758>medieval BDMInteresting
>>123282891very true
>>123282891Indeed.
>>123282794peak brodequin worship, except a bit more dynamic and more melodic guitar parts on some tracks. would recommend
>ice cream truck riffsI think you mean quaint nostalgic melodieshttps://youtu.be/sbaWwX80znI?si=b-5bCh8M7zxnaM8j
>metalheads reacting to kpop MVWhy do you guys do this
Slam is music for disgusting mindless brown animals Who should be destroyed, Retarded negroid attempts of morbid angel worship spawned suffocation Suffocation SPAWNED SLAM FUCK TERRANCE HOBBS I KNOW HE MADE ALL OF THE GROOVY HARDCORE PARTS WHILE DOUG MADE ALL OF THE TECHICAL PARTS
>>123282985>quaint nostalgic melodieshated here.
The consequences of "technicial" death metal have been disasterous for dm, more so than those of dissoshit for bm
>>123283044slam is for real wiggers, nigga
>>123278742I'm glad we no longer pretend melodeath and metalcore are bad
>>123282980100% right in my alley. Listening!
>>123283070this mogs every Dark Tranquility, In Flames, and At the Gates album post-90s
>>123282985https://voca.ro/19cIqOH6kgEv
>>123283086Not a particularly high bar desu
>>123283056This except the exact opposite
>>123283070>I'm glad we no longer pretend melodeath and metalcore are badCorrect. Both are beloved here.
>>123283086Did you know darkthrone created melodic death metal
>>123283086What about Black Dahlia Murder?
>>123283056all the good dissoshit is dm
>>123282508based>>123283070and based
>>123283070for me it's hidden hands of a sadist nation>>123283116for me it's miasma
>>123283116loved and adored here
>>123283116Legitimately one of my all time favorite bands.
>>123283116I can't believe I was gaslit by you guys into thinking they were a shitty metalcore band
>>123283169I know, they're actually a shitty melodeath band
>>123283091You started spergin or something I couldn’t understand the last part
>>123278436more like Opposite Day edition
>>123282789Who is this hot fella
>>123283239Katie holmes
listening to devourment
>>123283381The only good slam band
Staring your severed head in the faceI celebrate a faggot's death, human disgraceHanging your mangled corpse for displayMy revenge was fulfilled upon this day
>>123283422>forcing rhymes0/10 no soul
>>123283443the most annoying thing about death is how often chuck would devolve into yoda speak to make his lyrics rhyme
Dark throne got peer pressure and bullyed into playing black metal
>>123281162Partly samefag, but also had the personality to drive posting.
anyone else not really love HM-2 death metal that much? of course its good sometimes but the guitar tone makes it really hard to distinguish the riffs. and there's plenty of other ways to get a super heavy guitar tone without sacrificing so much clarity.
>>123283546>ABITNS still mogs 99% of all black metal to this dayWtf I love bullying now?
>>123283546>We NEED to create black metal!>We will spread MAYHEM across norway!>We must burn down churches and murder people!>We must alert the press to make everyone scared!>We must escalate in the satanic destruction!>And by we I mean you guysFuck Euronymous
>>123281616I was laughing earlier about people calling Behemoth fascist, when they shared a stage with hyper-liberal Twin Temple during the last Danzig tour. >>123283566I fucking bought one and ended up returning to my beloved Rat. It sounds good in other people's music but kind of falls apart whenever I try to mix it with anything, even though I play slow, and the shit gets MUDDY if you hit a chord.
>>123283578>ABITNSNot even the best darkthrone album to this day. Not even the second best.
>>123283566>>123283690MT-2 > HM-2 at least it does more than 1 thing
>>123283690hm2 sounds good in a mix along with regular amp sounds, playing one by itself fucking sucks. You can get some cool sounds using it into a rat though (distortion all the way down and eq on max on the hm2)
>>123283744Blaze mogs every DT album so hard it's not even funny.
>>123283745hm2 into mt2 is the slaughter of the soul tone
>>123283397Analepsy
>>123283566I was like you when I was new to DM. Now I love filthy rotten riffs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7klCP064IQ
best metal to nap to?
>>123283860Burzum
>>123283781when you read about that tone, it seems like everything they did was "wrong" yet it sounded great. I think it was a Bandit with a custom built 1x12 cab? And then the old 'Fredman trick' with 2 SM57 mics. Had that guitar tone been only slightly less cool sounding, I don't think the SotS style would have exploded like it did. I'm not much of a fan of that style, but sometimes I'll throw on "Under a Serpent Sun" or "December Flower" just for the tone.
>>123283617>Also can I borrow some more riffs bro thanx
>>123283860Obituary or Cannibal Corpse, great sleeping aids
>>123283865More like BurzZZzum am I right
>>123283881
Thoughts on Incantation?
>>123283908I can not tell them and Immolation apart
>>123283938Thank fuck it's not just me.
>>123283908First two albums are kino. I can do without the rest.
>>123283768Perhaps you meant Under A Funeral Moon, in which case you are 100% correct. UAFM >>> TH > ABITNS
>>123283860Summoning because they make me have cool dreams, Incantation because they're BORING as fuck
>>123283881incorrect
Should the tag in my library be "Symphonic/Neoclassical Black Metal" or "Neoclassical/Symphonic Black Metal"?
does any melodeath sound like early Dark Tranq
Immolation is more technical. Incantation is more atmospheric.
I never loved Hooded Menace that much, but fuck, Effigies of Evil is one solid block of straight Doom with none of their normal Death elements. Standout album.
>>123283860Synarchy of Molten BonesPaysage d'HiverDisharmonium: Undreamable Abysses
>>123283998There aren't even that many Sympho/Neoclassical bands to begin with, let alone the good ones, why would you make a folder for couple of bands
>>123283998You should get "tagged" by black folx in the ghettos of Warsaw.
>black sheep of the familymetal for this feel?
>>123283998S/NBM because N/SBM(national/socialist black metal) is superior
Cryptopsy, Suffocation, Gorguts
>>123283860Branikald
>>123284037That's exactly why, so that I can find those few bands among hundreds of other ones.
>>123278742It's meme hardcore time once againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaC2Qt9i0Jo&pp=ygUQZm9naG9ybiByZWFsIHJicw%3D%3D
>>123278742Some solid 2023 BM
Do normies listen to metal?
>>123284293Yeah, but only to mainstream metal and semi-mainstream stuff like the more popular melodeath bands
>>123284293They do now.
>>123279118Is this what the Romans first saw when they landed on the shores of Britannia?
>>123283044We don't take kindly to Suffocation around these parts.
STRYPER - TO HELL WITH THE DEVIL Speak of the devil He's no friend of mine To turn from him is what we have in mind [Verse 2]Just a liar and a thief The word tells us so We like to let him know Where he can go [Chorus]To hell with the devil To hell with the devil [Verse 3]When things are going wrong You know who to blame He will always live Up to his name [Verse 4]He's never been the answer There's a better way We are here to rock you And to say…[Repeat Chorus]
>>123284359Dyper are hated here.
coworker metal: falling in reverse, amon amarth, ice nine kills, five finger death punch, linkin park, breaking benjamin, slipknot, trivium, killswitch engage, avenged sevenfold, system of a down, metallica
>>123284380we hate satanism here actually
>>123284391Add Lorna Shore
>>123284391we love avenged sevenfold here. all the other ones suck tho
We hate hating hate and love loving hating hate.
>>123284391You forgot more coreshit like Architects or djent like Periphery
>>123284401Shartan and Dyper are equally hated here.
>>123284391>coworker>implying we have jobs
>>123284391>>123284443Meshuggah and Pantera need to be on it as well.
Answer me seriously: why do I like those extreme technical bands like Cynic and Spastic Ink when I am completely aware that it's horrible music? My conscious self says it's nothing but ugly cacophony, but there is something about the shit they do that has a chokehold on my brain. I get obsessed with a little thing they do in a song that makes me feel all>mmm yeah that's the part where it does BLEWHLWHLWUSLHFSLZ Z, PBPLDFP here it comes AAHHHI have the timestamps for certain Allan Holdsworth solos burned into my brain so I can go there directly, sometimes I have to compulsively go to the song and listen to a 20 second part in the middle of songs I find terrible. Everyone who's heard this shit for a second thinks I'm a poser and the use of the music is showing how sophisticated I am but I genuinely enjoy this stuff and even gets me emotional sometimes. Do I have autism? Is this a thing that's correlated with having autism?
>>123284173New wiggerslam just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_dvnUD9ZeY
>>123284564>Cynic and Allan Holdsworth>terrible musicPick one and only one. You're not autistic, you're just scared to feel the loving embrace of techshit. Come home, anon.
>>123284712I dunno anon. It's not healthy if you're in for fleeting moments of the right notes hitting the right places that give you a weird buzz.This is still amazing thoughhttps://youtu.be/RztR4E12dGU
>>123282402i wont tolerate sludge hate
>>123284712https://youtu.be/J5_aJRil_ec?t=125this stuff just really does something to me, the beginning of this solo is indescribable but I think the rest of the solo and the rest of the song are just not pleasant to listen toI don't have this kind of pickiness with pop songs and I can listen to those from end to end, but I've got this love-hate relationship with technical music where there are 5 seconds that give me a brain orgasm and the rest is grating
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724277690219649.webm
>>123282666Source? For any of this?
>>123285493There are none. Kpop in particular is loved and cherished here.
i hope you all remembered to give thanks to dio again today for existing
What went wrong?
>>123282543Whitechapel, or at Phil Bozeman, are pretty obviously rightwing, just looking at his IG follows.>>123283860Summoning--Stronghold.>>123284316It's a shame because I like all their other albums. But Fortitude is bad.>>123284712Holdsworth is great but Cynic is mostly bad.
>>123285594absolutely nothing
>>123285590More like Diaperio
>>123285590Thanks for contributing to metal I guessToo bad you forgot to make any good albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtiY5z2zufUGATHER THE WINDTHOUGH THE WIND WONT HELP YOU FLY AT ALL
>>123278742https://youtu.be/E1O_7K2NeWQ?si=iX4ZcsfNvRswKBti
>>123285864he made the best heavy metal album you dumb stinky>>123285917based, dehumaniser will always be my favourite dio sabbath album but heaven and hell is bretty gud.
>>123285917>>123286193Unlistenable diaper garbage. Hated and disrespected here.
>>123286250I've never met anyone who disliked dio.i honestly don't know how you can, he was a very talented singer and seemed like a cool guy.shit taste, dio may have had doo doo in his daiper but you have doo doo in your brain.
Hate this talentless midget
>>123286250u are either 12 or retarded
>>123285917one of the best sabbath songs unironically
>>123286250t. poser
>>123286325Who are you?
>>123286358WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUI WALKED THAT BAT UP ON STAGEI BIT THE BAT WITH OZZY OSBOURNEYOU HAVE NO TALENT
>>123286250Correct, Shat Fartbath is hated and classified as not metal here.
I like it
>>123285603Imagine enjoying fucking magmaMore like diarrhea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhLBybK3k5UCool brutal thrash from this year
https://x.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1826231638944039136
>>123286383>not metalThey literally invented metal
making my tech trash demo
nordmann drugged the other members of kaevum and took pictures of them in revealing poses.(s)he black-mails them with these photos to remain as the singer, despite the fact that (s)he cannot sing for shit.Last night I had a cricket outside my window and it was less annoying than reading posts about how good kaevum is, let alone actually listening to that shit band.
I won’t believe anyone’s making any demos or even riffs until I actually see it
is Symphony X good
>>123287221>music>good
>>123287148Anon BTFO
>>123287221they lack distinct sound except when they do meme classical shit, dream theater has more "dreamy" sort of otherworldy sounding segments that make it more interesting. in that sense it can seem like just longer metal. maybe im wrong
>>123286992>kvetching
>>123283091What did he mean by this? I’ve listened to it a few times and I just can’t figure it
>>123287449I don't speak jew, was does this mean?
>>123287479How did you know it was Jewish?
>>123287484I just assume every nasally disgusting sounding shit word is jewish
>>123282666I know for sure everyone here are in the kpop threads at the same time
>blackened thrash
>>123287221the odyssey is pretty based. everything else has its highs and lows
>death metal
james labrie sucks but he's soul
bros is there any black metal that could play on the radio,catchy but still hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrKT2gFxvhQ
>>123287729Burzum
Anybody here like Coffins?
>>123287735yeah they released a really good album this year
>>123287729Gaerea is radio friendly black metal
>>123287729Most black metal is silly rock and roll music, so most of it could be played on the radio. In structure, the average black metal song is about as challenging as a pop punk song. Melodic black metal is especially entry level. Basically any song off an album like Slaughtersun could be a hit.
Metal is kinda gay desu
I mean it's like, "bro this isn't music for chicks, this is fucking METAL. We dress up like ghouls and play in the forest. We put on black and white makeup. We sing about our atheist teenage angst"its like, I like some metal music but people who make it their personality almost always smell bad, are ugly and ungroomed, and also assholes
Jute gyte
>>123287832>>123287832new
NEW >>123262975>>123262975>>123262975
Vektor
who's our favorite band here? why Stratovarius of course!
I keep replaying the part in I Won't See You Tonight Pt. 1 from 5:30-8:58 on repeat over and over and over again for the last 2 hours straight
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724294975938564.webm
>>123288449Kys, spammer
>>123288449Bless yourself, valuable contributor
>>123288449Make the new thread
Just let it die, don't make a new one
we fucking HATE NSBM here!!!!!
>>123288516why
we fucking LOVE RABM here!!!!!
>>123288525>hereIsrael
grindcore is the best genre and there's actually no way to argue that without sounding mad
>>123278436HEIL VIKERNES
Kys jannie, go chug some draino
nuuuuu >>>123289177
>>123278838>>123282711Best blastings of the thread
>>123283998second one with another space instead of a slash
