one-man wrecking crew editionolde >>123333115
First for Industrial Hardcore Wiggerslam (Ghostmane)
>>123343029Gotsu-Totsu-Kotsu is beloved by all
Shut the fuck up disgusting ape,simian filth
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123343094Words to live by
female-lead black metal reigns supreme
>>123343088You have created nothing.You only steal music like a melanated fool.
night
I am about to turn ""raw black metal"" into a monopoly
>>123343047fuck off zoomer, this is an infectious jelqing and devourment general
This thread brought to you by anon who managed to earn his GED with an ESL curriculum.
Nobody's ever came close to this band
>>123343174straya reigns supreme
>>123343088whoa there thats pretty intense everything okay ?
>>123343162Ghostmane is heavily inspired by infectious jelqing.
>>123343143You haven't even posted enough cats in the previous two or three threads
Steps to lead instagram mindless swarthbeast riff salad metal into destructionBands to copy>Gaylol negrosodomys blues and klezmer shitter bands GBK AND ARGHOSLENT>the sugary and gay melodies of sargiest>whatever new bands prozak/dmu worshippers are hailing (axis of advance)Mix it all together and i should be able to make five bands (music) and five bands (thats what blacks call five thousand dollars)
>>123333788>>123335490>>123338084>>123341189Best Blastings of the thread
>>123343262Autistic loner with no friends born to an obese dad and a mexican mom.
>>123343309*czech mom*
>>1233433161/16 czech, 1/16 german, 1/16 french, 1/16 english, 12/16 mexican
Polish milfs reign supreme
I will become the max martin of black metal
>we have dissection back at bible camp
Once I kill black metal with pure saturation, i will move on to finish off what remains of breakcore and ambient dnb.
>>123343388combine these genres for some big $$ from Tik Tok fuckheads
All these album covers look like yugioh cards
best Opeth? why Still Life of course!
>>123343436They should have broken up after MAYH
>>123343436Misspelled Pale Communion brother
>>123343424Currently im cashing in on these tiktok grausamkeit kids by mass producing "keller synth" and having trendy labels pick it up On cassette.Also most of these labels are also making decent tax free money
>>123343436>>123343457Misspelled "There is literally no good opeth, that band is shit and pretentious"
>>123343471>all bands that don't suck are pretentiousOpeth doesn't have a single bad album
>>123343484What did ze mean by this?
>>123343466Name a label that would "pick that up"
>>123343436best Machine Head? why The Burning Red of course!
yep, it's AOTY time
>>123343466The tactic is mass producing this shit until the kids get tired of it and moves on to the cool tiktok trend (probaly some shitty rehash of brostep)
BLASTING
>>123343539>>123343516
>>123343498goatowarex has multiple times
what a lovely sargeist melodyhttps://youtu.be/q5R7OkTvWlk?si=O3c2onRWSR4ZVY6X&t=55
>>123343584>melodyhated here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zzu8sf4m4c&list=LL&index=93imagine a band with sacramentum style guitars with shitty midi marching pep band music playing in the background.lol
For me it's Enslavedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_BF88VYRvE
>>123343539
>>123343678I can't imagine that, but I can imagine Obtained Enslavement
>>123343738>Obtained Enslavementdisneycore tourism and hated here.
>>123343678https://youtu.be/LI_zmku3Tyw?si=Do27Fikgz1REYdzg&t=78if this was a melody from some "kvlt" raw black metal tape rym would call it transcendent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4WUCE4U488same for this song
>>123343516Not metal! take your weeb shit elsewhere
>Ask ChatGPT for lyrics for a black metal song>It uses the same 3 words in every verseNeeds work.
>>123343108correct
there’s not many choices for AOTY this year
>>123343999AOTY is Hvis Lyset Tar Oss, narrowly beating out Filosofem.The two have been in competition for AOTY for the past 28 years.
>>123343999for me it’s between Brodequin, Mayhemic, and surprisingly Nile
I like Moonspell
>>123344156I just turned on effigy of the forgotten 20 seconds ago
Enjoying the new Devin single desu
>>123343999It's been one of the worst years for metal in a while.So far, picrel would probably get my vote. I'm usually not a fan of ethereal BM, but this guy managed to capture all of its best elements imo.https://candelabrum-portugal.bandcamp.com/album/transmutations
>>123343999Not a single 7/10 even
>>123344303> Ethereal BmSounds like post black
Average nuchanner is a 5.7 subhuman brown bisexual tiktok emo that thinks radiohead and grausamkeit are shoegaze and disscuss underground rap politics and gay sex on r9k
>>123343859great record>>123343868weebs > scandaboos>>123344066>Brodequinthis
>>123344358I'm not familiar with all the snowflake sub×5-genre names. I just meant it's BM that's ethereal. But yeah, I guess Post BM would be a better name for it.
>>123343051based
AOTYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAkCqcthUQY
>>123344661based
>>123344661This is impressive. I'm hearing a lot of Portal and Deathspell Omega, but it doesn't sound too derivative of either.Nice rec, thanks.
>>123344661Surprisingly goodThe grindcore label does it a disserviceIt’s more like blackened dissodeath (with riffs)
saw Heavy Temple tonight. It was badass
>>123344864Weak looking band
Me and a like minded acquaintance met at the polonus restaurant in wyanndotte and mapped out plans to Conquer and destroy black metal by saturating it with the most gay aids infested sugary melodies Along with pseudo fascist song titles and lyrics. We are expecting ten thousand dollars each in the next five months not to mention the free ego boost we will get
Warning - watching from a distance is the saddest metal album of all time
>>123344994Shut the fuck up fat retard
>>123344999numbers of truth
>>123344999SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME FEELFEELINGS WHICH I NEVER HOPED TO FINDSOMETIMES IT MAKES ME FEELLIKE IM LIVING OUT OF TIME
>>123345021I know who you are.I know where you live. and you're fat too
>>123345029I am fat, yes. Why do you care about that? Are you gay? I don’t understand you black metal fans bro
>>123345037You make a black metal too
>>123345042Sub-consciously typed "a" Made me look retarded
Alternate reality LLN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSm2_bdVNXA&t=1413
>>123344864did you hook up with any trans cutie?
>>123345042>>123345050I don’t make music but the fat part is true \m/
>>123345080Lmao prozak broke his spirit so hard that he thinks the shitty riff salad he makes isnt Music by technicality
>>123345093We love riff salad here
Im about to join cashgang
>>123344815they're a grind band playing portal worship riffsdissogrind reigns supreme
>>123344993>plans to Conquer and destroy black metal by saturating it with the most gay aids infested sugary melodiesBmcels are already doing that by themselves howeverbeit
>>123344661Dishonest Full of Hell
>>123344661yeah that was good but i lost interest after second spin
>>123345146yeahproof that all it takes for metalfags to enjoy grind is a coat of paint
>>123345146I know who you are and where you live.
>>123345143 We will take it a step forward in gayness... Imagine sargiests europop esque melodies mixed with taake style arrangements and melodies Exclusively ripped from snes games and loaded into a ultra realstic piano vst with no reverb.
>>123345165>ImagineI shall not.
>>123345119Correct. We love our greens here and our healthy salads of riffs, as opposed to the alternative of riffless smoothie gruel
>called Effigy of the Forgotten>I forgot the entire thing immediately after listening expect the one meme part (you all know the one)Like pottery
If Kirk Hammer liked Shakespeare, he'd be Kirk Hamlet
This is my shitty metal song i produced in my bedroom at my moms house. Idk alot about sub genres I just like shredding and my friends all like modern hardcore stuff. This is the result.https://open.spotify.com/track/2Sn3k6g71RoqGp8Vrn6MkZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRYsTOrlbzI
>>123344661Superior Full of Hell
>>123345061good doomy black metal
>>123345230Way better than I was expecting. Well done.
average /metal/faghttps://youtu.be/UfIX0yZvuCA?t=385
>>123345379thanks anon, its my first real release at 31 years old and you are the first person to say ever say something nice about my music.
>>123345393we love homocore here.
>>123345484It's not the type of metal I typically listen to, but it's good for what it is. The only thing I'd say needs work is the album art. Here's a tip for future albums. Watch a bunch of obscure horror films from the 70s and 80s and take screenshots or photographs of scenes that wouldn't be recognizable even to horror buffs. Trust me, it's a goldmine for album covers. Picrel is an example of what I'm talking about.
>>123345610how is that good cover art
>>123345682It's not necessarily. It just depends on the music and the theme of the album.But I gotta say, /metal/ has godawful taste in just about everything, so I don't expect anyone to agree with me on much in here.
>>123345725Might be a good idea for another genre, but not for metal. That's how it be i'm afraid
>>123343539https://youtu.be/X2MAymGAIuU?si=rumFL5N8cSK31h_J Theme song
>>123345752Depends on the metal. If it's straight-up DM or BM or War Metal or any kvlt™ shit, you're absolutely right. But if it's something like nu-metal or grindcore or any kind of post-*insert genre*, then it might work.
>>123344980Yet the sounds they created were powerful, potent, mesmerizing, and wall-shaking. Lesson learned: you don't have to look like Goliath to slay a Goliath
>>123345610Contacting the lawyers of film studios right now to watch out for this. They should use ai to detect cases like these and sue the criminals.
>>123345768>if its something not metal it might workbrilliant
>>123345792We love welfare, ugly wives and shameless cash grabs here
>every metal general>varg meme shit>some shit to troll and make metal fans mad>absolutely never shit that reflects the metal scene or celebrates metalOP has a fitted cap and bald head, but never stops making these threads. What a virgin.
>>123345790Good goy>>123345791That's fine, you can quibble over what constitutes metal like a 13yo all you want. But most people would consider nu-metal, you know... metal. Same with grindcore or post-bm. Fusion metal is still metal, as far as I'm concerned.
>>123345832Only non metalheads think nu metal is metal
>>123345815We hate the scene and the genre. It's all shit.
>>123345832>But most people would consider nu-metal, you know... metalmost people are also retards
>>123344661>>123344765>>123344815>>123345148The new heckin shillerino?
>>123345815>Wall of text>No drop shadow and awful choice of font color so it's unintelligible Yep a bmcel made it
>>123345841Whatever you say, dork
>>123345861>bmcelBlack metal is the only metal genre I don't like cause it's for normies.But I guarantee not a single genre you like is metal lol. Metalcore, sludge, nu metal, crossover, etc. Not metal.
Merciless Savagery interview cut short by a total Steve Urkel Canoe that the Dawg body slams.
>>123343539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS5f_f7_7xs
>>123345068Didn't see any trannies (as far as i could tell).There were however several unaccompanied zoomer cuties in attendance. But I'm a millennial with wife and kid, so I'm not trying to hook up. However, when a 5/10 gen x milf/slut straight up propositions me to take her home and fuck the shit outa her, as happened tonight, I am not one to decline.
>>123345863>DORKYou have never left your bedroom, zoomer. I lived through the 00s, I was a nu metal kid. I'm what you LARP as, it's not metal and you're a poser.
>>123345832>Let me credit myself for others' work in peace:)
>>123345877Not a nice way to talk about your wife
>>123345874>dawgusama going to one video a weekIt’s over
>>123345883>You have never left your bedroom, zoomerLol I have a feeling the projection is off the charts here.Gatekeeping is for children and manchildren. If you feel compelled constantly bicker about whether or not a subgenre or fusion genre of metal is TRVE, you're a dork who desperately needs to grow up. Simple as.>poserFucking hell, if you're honestly over the age of 18, you should probably murder yourself.
>>123345922>dont gatekeepSaid only by blacks and posers
>>123345922
>>123345891I'm guessing it's pretty easy to get permission for this kinda thing, considering a dirt poor grindcore band used a scene from a film that features a famous actresses face.
>>123345952start a /core/ general, you can post there
>>123345832>most people would consider...Lemme stop you right there:>Most people would consider rap actual music>Most people would consider McDonald's actual food>Most people would buy whatever new made-in-china slop a TV commercial tells them is the new must have thing>Most people would consider nu- "metal" metal>Most people don't do critical thinking!Congradulations on being in the npc "most people" group!Now gtfo this board because you don't belong here, faggot
>>123345930If I were still a metalhead at my age, I'd hope my family would be kind enough to have me euthanized.
>>123345912America has fallen
>>123345986>admits to not being a metalhead>lurks 24 7 in a metal generalPunkfag trying to kill metal with nogger crap
>>123345967Terrible bait sweetie pie
>>123344864i was there! i was the guy wearing a voivod shirt. anybody see me?
>>123345986>thinks being a metal head is embarrassing Why are you here? Go listen to some adult contemporary or classical or some shit
>>123345967It's as if you think genre classification is an objective science. Grow up, kiddo. Don't @me again.>>123345996>lurks 24/7This is the first time I've posted in this autism chamber in months.Not really a big punk fan, personally. As far as metal is concerned, I'm mostly a bestial/war BM and DM kinda guy.
Imagine thinking you must be something at a certain age. Stop letting societal norms turn people into Normie slop
I’m in my late 30s, got into metal when I was 9years old. My love for it has never waned in my life and it never will.
>>123346032In the absence of objectivity in genre classification Kenny G is now Brutal Death Metal. Kek, stupid low-IQ poseur faggot
>>123343094Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123343262Unironically one of my favorite things to do in Postal was piss on women's heads and lob them off while they're retching. Idk, it's strangely calming.
Considering going to therapy cause no one will make a post-NSBM melogrind band with me.
>>123346042>>123346048Since I clearly hurt your feefees, allow me to elaborate on what I said earlier.Metalhead =/= someone who happens to like metal. When I think metalhead, I think someone who looks the part and almost exclusively listens to metal. If you're over the age of 30 and fit this description, sorry but you're probably rather immature.Now can we stop being petty and talk about what a disappointment the new Diocletian album was? Big step backwards imo.https://nuclearwarnowproductions.bandcamp.com/album/inexorable-nexus>>123346117Funny, but there is some degree of objectivity. For example, guitar distortion is an essential component of all metal. There also needs to be a certain level of heaviness or intensity to the music. But at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter to me. If you wanna call Kenny G "metal", go right ahead.
Eldrig
>>123346172>If you're over the age of 30 and fit this description, sorry but you're probably rather immature.How does liking something make you immature? I wear band shirts every day and have long hair, still go to shows and listen/buy new releases. You sound unnecessarily judgemental. I will be who I am and you be who you are, you don’t need to have a chip on your shoulder about not being heavily into metal.
cheesed to meet you
>>123346214I dunno, seems like cliquish high school stuff to me. If your personal identity revolves around a genre of music to an above-average degree, you probably need to work on yourself spiritually and intellectually.I suppose there are exceptions. Maybe you're one of them.
>>123346274this is a general for the genre, on a board about music, you fucking retard. it's not people's entire personality, but is the thing we're here to discuss. Off topic posting is discouraged.
Get out of here, nerd. Go back to jerking off Fantana or whatever you fags do all day.
>>123346274You’re so far up your ass acting like you are more spiritually and intellectually developed than me because im a huge fan of a genre of music/subculture I’ve enjoyed and been a part of all my life. Everyone is different and it’s cool that you don’t identify with metal, you just don’t need to have a superiority complex about it bro.
>>123346292This is kind of a strawman, but whatever. I'll stop talking about metalhead lyfe \m/. Have you guys heard the new Metal™ album by Ulcerate? I can't get into this band.>>123346314Yeah, maybe I'm just talkin' crazy.
>>123346345Yeah I didn’t like the new ulcerate at all. I saw them live in Wellington earlier this year and they played most the album live, still didn’t do anything for me.
>>123346345I also didn’t really like stare into death either though. It’s just not my thing, I need a riff or a fun melody or something, just in one ear out the other. Also the vocals being so monotone doesn’t help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTI4XF8PAYWhere my power metal bros at
Yeah, brilliant analysis, too bad I'm twice your size and I can suplex you straight to where no life dwells, baka :^)
>>123346360Were they at least a tight band live?>>123346367Yeah, there's a bit too much going on for my tastes. Although it's strange, I like some Gorguts. Technically I could launch the same complaint against them, but I find Obscura perfectly listenable. I think the deal-breaker for Ulcerate is the vocals. I fucking hate the guys style.
>>123346345We don’t like Ulcerate here
>>123346392they're super tight. They're a 3 peice, it's very impressiveI like all their stuff but yeah the vocals are the least impressive part of it all
>>123346401Incorrect.
>>123343539Why are their reunion albums so mid? Say what you want about Swasong at least it was memorable and they tried something different while their new stuff is just a lazy rehash of HeartworkAlso half the songs are about vegetarianism and how eating meat is bad
>>123346401I recall quite a few /metal/anons praising SIDABS when it came out.>>123346404Who's the best live band you've seen?
>>123346423>Who's the best live band you've seen?Idk, not many bands come to nz and when they do it’s usually some hipster shit or a great band that does one show in Auckland before their Australian tour. To keep it local, methdrinker were great before they called it quits. Dähtm goes hard live, methchrist always goes off too.
>>123346445Also, vassafor were a great live band, real shame the dude was a pedo, wasn’t friends with him but hung out in mutual circles, people want to kill him
>>123346172So this stupid poser faggot went from:>It's as if you think genre classification is an objective science.To:>Funny, but there is some degree of objectivity. For example, guitar distortion is an essential component of all metal. There also needs to be a certain level of heaviness or intensity to the musicLmao, this self-contradicting hypocrical retard thinks the objectivity to metal genre classification is: "distortion", "heaviness", and "intensity"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>123346458Glad to have you back
>>123346445>>123346448Yeah, I can see Vassofor being solid Being a kiwi, I imagine you're familiar with Heresiarch. Edifice would be my #2 album of 2024.https://ironboneheadproductions.bandcamp.com/album/heresiarch-edifice>>123346458Yeah, you don't seem like a moron at all, dude. Oh, and don't forget to point out that my response is not an argument.
>>123346485>HeresiarchYeah, I’m aware of all the war metal bands we have. They fucking never play live in nz, they’re a bit snobbish.
>>123346503Ah, that's a shame. Diocletian and Heresiarch, alone, puts NZ on a very high level in my book.Those guys are pretty tight with the Ross Bay group, aren't they? Revenge, Blasphemy, etc...
>>123346485>Hurrr you don't seem like a moron at all, and don't forget to point out that my response is not an argument because I couldn't formulate an argument durrr
I met Trey Ashton at a Hilton in Florida. He was very hammered and actually cried into my jacket when a middle aged roastie made fun of Morbid Angel. He was saying something like, "we're spooky spoopertans"Never been able to look at Morbid Angel the same after that
God damn, this guy looks horny as fuck.https://youtube.com/shorts/PIfWl4J9WDE?si=6aUyfrCg0byJRfrb
>>123346779Decent, but I prefer their trap metal album
what happened to post-african repetitions, we need to bring those back
Why does all the music in this gen suck?
>>123347444Metal is inherently rooted in post-african repetitions. Which is undoubtedly a good thing, since this is what Stockhausen wants you to listen to instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RMGGVlMuwo
If your metal doesn't have advanced music concepts in it, it's dogshit. This is why black metal is sucks and death metal is where it's at
*riffmogs your favorite band*
If your metal doesn't have kvlt music concepts in it, it's dogshit. This is why black metal is trve and death metal is trying to be grindcore
>>123348018Chuck mogs him
>>123347829Is farting an advanced musical concept?
samurai metal is kino
>>123348251I forgot about these guys what happened to them?
>>123348312according to their Facebook the are recording a new album
>>123345230decent whatevermetalcore
>>123348018Dave is the best riff master in heavy metal. Marty is the best metal lead player.Megadeth is the best metal band
I HATE DISSOSHIT
Italians when they take a break from proto-black excellence to try some dissoshit>This-a shit!
>>123347728Best blasting
10/10
>download a bit of da 'lia>the cover art for their EP is a bit low-quality>look for its page on their bandcamp>they don't have one>try reverse image search to find something better>larger resolutions, but just as bad if not worsefinding high quality scans of album art is a trial
blasting this
>>123348766>finding high quality scans of album art is a trialSad thing is you probably could have just messaged Trevor on Instagram for it before he killed himself
Wiggerslam lost its soul when it went mainstream. The new stuff is too clean and overproduced
they know they look ridiculous right?
>>123348958I don't see it.
I am evilI like evil bands like Venom and Slayer
if i could suck john gallaghers dick i would gladly do it
>>123349012Hey, I'm happy Oasis are reuniting too but that's a tad too extreme innit
>You see me hanging>By the end of the rope>I tell youWhat did In Flames mean by this?
poserflames peaked here
>>123349198>tfw you're actually rushing through 30
>>123349198True true
I find this one rather relaxing
>>123349198whoops wrong pic this is the one I meant to post
I like pop metal
>>123349461based
pop metal peaked here
I regret to inform you that Jinjer is not metal
>>123349439It has some tunes, but it's a little too Hot Topic for me. (I'm aware CC is HT metal as well)
>>123349198Literally their worst release up until a sense of purpose (haven't heard the rest)
>>123349198WE'RE TOO NUMB TO FEELTHE DOWNFALL STARTS RIGHT HEREHOLD YOUR BREATH AND SWIMSWALLOWED MY LIFE'S TEARIN TIMES OF MAKE BELIEVENO ONE REALLY SEEMS TO CAREMAYBE I SHOULD CARE LESS'CAUSE I WILL DIE TOO
>>123349495When I was in middle school this shit was the easiest way to get prime emo/scene pussy. Then the Kali Yuga begun and here we are
>>123348756I listened to it yesterday.More like 6/10
>>123349439Still "true true" for me, "The Chosen Pessimist" is the shit
>>123343539fun album
Nightmarer - Deformity Adrift
>>123349801>Deformity AdriftThat was you when your mum flushed you down the toilet after the failed abortion
Kino wiggerslamhttps://youtu.be/Cdb4fE7YFT4?si=R2qpRAvqc65U-4yK
I'm tougher than nails, I can promise you thatStep outta line and you get bitch-slapped backAnd you can runYour little mouth all dayBut the hand of God just smacked you back into yesterdayAnd so you tell me ICan't take my chancesBut I've told you one too many timesAnd you were cryin' like a bitchAnd you wonder whyNo one can stand youAnd there's no denyin' you were cryin' like a bitch
>?si=Not listening!
>>123349664no one has heard the entire In Flames discography
>>123349825What even is that? Browser fingerprinting crap?
>>123349824Cringe frogtranny.
>>123349831I have. my ranking (studio albums only but Subterranean EP is very good):The Jester RaceColonyWhoracleClaymanLunar StrainA Sense of PurposeCome ClarityReroute to RemainSounds of a Playground FadingSoundtrack to Your EscapeForegoneI, the MaskSiren CharmsBattles
>>123349831I weep for anyone who has listened to Battles in full. That first track was enough to make me nope the fuck out.
Knocked Loose - You Won't Go When You're Supposed To
>>123349928Kek
>>123349928one of the worst things I've ever heard
>>123349829my nigwhen the French are good they're really good
>>123349928Why did they have to release the 2024 metal AOTY (note: even if you personally don’t like the album, this is an objective fact) so early in the year? They should have at least given other bands a chance to shine first
just checked, and yup, still love The Voice of Steel more than life itself
>>123349928Very good album.>>123350009Unfortunately, picrel released this year as well, and it's better.
listen to Defacing God
>>123350140>>123350270>Rules>/mu/ - Music>1. Discuss music, artists, and instruments here. All images should relate to the topic at hand.
>>123350509Incorrect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILUaqsC0ulICan't believe it's been over 20 years.
>band is vegan/vegetarianNot listening.
>>123350509Cats are metal.
black metaldeath metal heavy metalthrash metal these are the best genres in that order
>>123350509>>>/mu/ - Musicthis is /metal/ - Metal, you got the door buddy
https://youtu.be/gdbgFSi5a9g?si=Her_GEmLEQXNIwf6 heavy metal? More like skinny faggots
>>123350565One of the worst albums of all time.
>>123350616One of the gayest posts of all time.
>>123350579gaypowerheavyfolkthrashspeeddoomThat's the real list. Everything else isn't real metal and just noise
>>123349898Good list- hasn't listened since Clayman
>>123350642Ensuckfagdumb is a total joke.
Death metalBrutal death metalBlack/death metalFirst wave black metalThrash metalThese are the best genres, in that order.
>>123350661You are homosexual and brown.
>>123350671I see only one metal genre there, thrash, the rest is just garbage noise.
>>123350577You're African
Negru, what is your honest opinion on this new Power Metal trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT5UmjgSdLc
>>123350579>>123350671For all the anti-punk posturing this general sure does prefer its extreme metal to stem from hardcore punk. It's mostly death / black with some thrash and no doom at all, really makes you think
>>123350671>Brutal death metal>Black/death metal>First wave black metalNongenres
>>123350509stop friend
>>123350718It's nearly as if every post in this general is not made by the same person
This shit is barely metal.Sounds like some kind of third worlder trying to sing a gay rock opera
>>123343539https://altarofgore.bandcamp.com/album/litanies-of-the-unceasing-agonies
Punk influenced metal is awesome
Blast metal, and do not give the eNVious attention
This band rapes everything you've ever loved. The trite slop you regard as a masterpiece is impotent pig shit in comparison.
>>123350824>Haha we say fuck dude sooo epicÜbercringe.
>>123350834Yep. Fukk was so good they had to make a second one. Both Fukks are better than your favorite album btw
>album starts with an instrumental intro trackSkipping!
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gdYFNY804Y
>>123350865Why does he look like a hipster?
>>123350019>Baлькиpия
>>123350865I now hate all of those albums.
>>123350787shut up pleb. we love Stratovarius here
>>123350946Might as well listen to ABBA buddy
>>123350787Unironically peak of power metal
>>123350787You would've gobbled this shit up if it was called Ibanezovarius instead
>>123343539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF6lxK44XlY
>>123350990ABBA is peak pop music pleb
>>123350865>Friden likes to listen to dark, ambient musicbased
>>123350509
>>123351032HAHAHAHAHA, you sure are some kind of gigapleb
>>123351057Only midwits dislike ABBA
>>123351075I dont but I also dont claim they are exceptional
>>123351032I realize we love our Swedish slop here (see all the In Flames posts) but ABBA sucks fat ass even by pop standards
Red Velvet > ABBA
>>123351075>popular band>disliked by midwits>midwits are the majorityromanian intellectuals
Crush the liesCrush the liesCrush the liesCrush the fucking liesThe time has come terminate the unnecessary branches.Betrayers must die.Jewish bloodsuckers try to kill our BLACK METAL FIGHTby selling it like a theatre.Today they receive our weapons,the clowns which surround us.Crush the liesCrush the liesCrush the liesCrush the fucking liesDimmu Borgir are fucking clowns, gays, venal bitches.They all sell their asses for a gram of heroin.Explode the bomb on their gig?Clowns of cradle of shit are pervertstrading in their defects,singing with castrated voices of their teenager’s problems.This is a pornographic clownade burn them fucking alive?Crush the liesCrush the liesCrush the liesCrush the fucking liesThe mother fucking Kovenant is beyond any hatred.That homosexual bastard Nagash,We should cut through his ass with a chainsaw.what a painted mug?these are the businessmen from Marduk.panzer division Marduk?Huh! Motherfuckers division Marduk!Crush the liesCrush the liesCrush the liesCrush the fucking liesIhsahn – bald-headed freak from “mystic” Emperor.Where were all your mystics sold out?or has it been exchanged for Israel’s citizenship,were the money all you want?After them all goes Nergal from Behemoth with a big fucking penis-horn on his forehead,so…he may put it into his asshole, it’s right place…Death to posers! Continue to fight them! Crush the lies!Don’t let them fool you.ONLY TRUE BLACK METAL WAR!SIEG UND KRIEG!SIEG UND KRIEG!SIEG UND KRIEG!SIEG UND KRIEG!Crush the liesCrush the liesCrush the liesCrush the liesCrush the fucking...
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>>123351135ESLs have such a childlike mentality
>>123351109>>123351130Name a better pop band
>>123351168NewJeans
>>123351126Correct.
>>123351168men at work and huey lewis and the news
>>123351168Depeche ModeTears for Fears
>>123351185>huey lewisMediocre band only known for 2 movies
>>123351185>huey lewis and the newsthey're too black sounding for me
>>123351230>>123351230>>123351230new
>>123351168Reinkaos era Dissection
>>123351233could you possibly make a shittier thread
>>123351243retard
>>123351247Yes, maybe next time?
>>123351211black music is inherently white. Only ccps and racially insecure mexicans hate black music and dismiss it is "degenerate". The only bad thing about black music is that there's jew influence but those guys have a monopoly on everything so that's kinda expected.
>>123351233Shan't
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>>123351311>not being a basic bitch wignat makes you a newfag
>>123343157Professor Nick K has you beat, sir.
>>123345610thanks king
>>123346401Nu/metal/ doesn't because of faggots like you. Ulcerate is nothing groundbreaking but it's good metal. People are mad they have the metal aoty so far
