Kvltvr editionold >>123372297faq https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Kaevum/Kultur/
First for Kaevum - Kultur
Fanisk
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Cave in cooter
>>123377508
I only listen to Black Metal
Black Sabbath = Paranoid > Master of Reality > Sabbath Bloody Sabbath >>>>> Volume 4 (even though Changes is a great song)
>>123377092>>123377092>>123377092Non-schizo samefag thread
This is a great look into the mind of an anon who can not finish his demo. https://youtu.be/mBFCGbAhNJA?si=Du0u6CdvZnxK_0J8
>>123377589Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123377744/metal/ isn't in the subject or anywhere where someone could ctrl+f it from the catalog.
>>123378217
>>123377744trannypopper thread
Mgla are the most overrated metal band the 2010s
>>123377681Paranoid > Volume 4 > Master of Reality > the rest of emWheels of Confusion is their best song
TOTAL WIGGER SUPREMACY BLACK METAl DORK GENOCIDE
The Unholy Trinity of /meal/:KulturNaturDeislamize
https://soundcloud.com/bizarre-affect/sets/enzauberung-eine-scheuslich
>>123378296>Try listening to Mgla>can never make it past the first track>try listening before work after waking up refreshed>fall asleep and am late for work>boss gives me a poor attendance reviewMgla, not even once
>>123377744Damn, kpop tranny is samefagging the fuck out of his random thread. Sad!
>>123379208true!
for me its satanic warmaster
>>123377538this meme is getting old
rad metal
Carelian Satanist Madness
>>123379606satanic warmaster's only decent album
Since the day ze was born, nordmann knew in zir heart that ze would create the single worst thing known to man.A thing so bad, that it would corrupt the minds of all the brown melanated fools who laid eyes or ears upon it.In these turbulent times, we know of this creation as "kultur".
>>123379770This but the opposite
>>123379581The sepia photo is throwing you off. It was last year's AOTY.
What the fuck genre is Ajattara
>>123380086>last year's AOTYNope. Last year's AOTY was Agonal Hymns.
HEIL MALMSTEEN
>>123380117Kek. No.
>>123380176Actually it is and you're gay
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vSfnVZGsyxn5eEacXKJZk3-_ql3bQAkPqzdc8p3fCdxtPS9BtvNlj0yjskUQyy3eDYBL9yYTqbba_5q/pubhtmlReddit made a yikes wrongthink list, did your favorite band make it?
>kultur shill reported the other actually active thread to getting tranny janny'dlmao truly jewish behaviour
>>123380292It's just Hector being Hector.
>>123380201>Reddit made a yikes wrongthink listEveryone mad at this has a 5 paragraph long essay on why Liturgy shouldn't be on metal archives in their back pocket ready to go at all times. Who cares?
Why did the last thread get wigger-slammed?
>>123380366Correct. We hate chuddery here.>>123377538FUCK YOUR SHIT THREAD!!!
>>123380366Do they or are you just making that up?
>>123377538This album/thread are gay. Post wigger shit.
BLASTING
>>123380392>Fumo coatI'm baffled that there are fags who wear this and think they're cool
>>123380392Based wiggerhttps://youtu.be/0WLrsPCFV5s?si=jfw1PbXwzzzLwQX5
why do you keep posting this
>>123380201Why do leftists always talk like faggots? You can just feel the faggotry oozing out of every description.
>>123380417All my homies hate Gayvum
>>123380421He's based. You probably look like an npc nerd.
>>123380451
>Why do leftists always talk like faggots? You can just feel the faggotry oozing out of every description.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>123380469Correct.
>>123380436That is their whole political ideology anon
>>123380469>this is the guy that added dissonance to metalDissodiaper kills you.
>>123380472>Correct.Correct.
>>123380436Americans have the language patterns of stunted kindergartners from being put on SSRIs at about that age.
Varg owes me 50.000 euro
>>123380469What did you think all of his songs were about?"The face in the mirror looks with judgment / And says you’re infected, impure."That lyric is about catching AIDS
SSRIs could have saved Hector.
>>123380506Why, their efficacy in clinical trials was never significantly higher than placebo
Wednesday 13
>"When night falls, he enters the room / No one sees, no one knows."Can't convince me this isn't about Varg getting ass-fucked.
I could have saved him. Euronymous I mean
Pictured: Varg taking his revenge on those who wronged him.
don’t be an elitist. metal is for everyone
>>123380549That's me when I'm not getting any (You)'s
Let's start our own list /meal/
>>123380561Except chuds. We heem those here.
wish this lil nigga player in a better band
peter steele killed himself because his music sucks
>>123380572
>>123380549The guy in blue is an Israeli nationalist who's pissed off about Orthodox Jews not having to serve in the IDF.
>>123380495he will never return them, you're fucking done for bro
I’m too stupid to play Baldur’s Gate. metal for this feel?
>>123380613Summoning (not metal)
>>123380613Any diapershit album
>>123380613If you can figure out how to post on 4chan and attach an image to your post then you can also figure out how to play Baldur's Gate.
>>123380613Normalfag BG3 or the rtwp games?
>>123380579This but the bassist from Mudvayne>>123380589Based
>>123380613RPGs are hated here>>123380650Ninja Gaiden is beloved here
>123377508
Hot wigga
>>123380699Insanely based post from a confirmed heterosexual sex enjoyerhttps://youtu.be/Hu_d6zkVKMU?si=StOnp8LCZwR9a67I
i like to post random occurrences from my daily life here and finish those posts with "metal for this feel?" so i have the perfect excuse to blogpost on 4chanmetal for this feel?
>>123380718wiggerslam
I asked my nephew if he wanted me to cook lunch but he had to go to football practice so he asked me if I could cook it when he got back for dinner and I said OK but now I'm kind of hungry and don't want to cook twice.Wiggerslam for this feel?
>>123380749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DBfao5kb00
>>123380709Not listening! No matter how hard you faggots try i will never play any wigger slam faggot shit.
>>123380770You don't like metal then. Leave the hall.
i love skiing to devourment
>>123380770>noooooo it's too heavy for my sensitive ears I need some easy listening black metal or death metal!!
>>123380770>I'm gayWe know.
>>123377538Blasting dissokino
>>123380718Those are the only posts I read desuI don't care for your shit recs
>>123380779>>123380780>>123380784>>123380786Lmao look at all the seethe from poser cucks. Suck my cock faggots. Posting anti wigger kino now
>>123380808>i mention i love skiing to devourment>you randomly attack meyou're a real meanie, you know that
>>123380808Contrarian garbage for losers who got filtered by 20th century classical. Slam embraces the true nature of metal but requires a sincerity of engagement incomprehensible to the neurotic dissofag.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
>>123380808pots and pans metal
>>123380836Worthless ironic metal for redditors
https://burningambulance.substack.com/p/what-is-dissonant-death-metal-anyway
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724884633998089.webm
>>123377791>finishstart*
>>123380417Finna do a Slam Sulek drop set
I'm going to a death metal show for the main act. Should I listen to the other bands? The way I see it it will be nice to see something new live for the first time.
>>123381251Autism
>>123380417
>the dude who made bone tomahawk is a slamaholic https://wormgearzine.com/2013/01/01/slam-grande-an-opinionated-investigation-of-slamming-brutal-death-metal-by-s-craig-zahler/
Off to the gym. Gonna listen to slam kino while I lifthttps://youtu.be/FBbWedEC-PA?si=jmCZ7I7YQZqsTzFr
This is my favorite Gridlink song. It is almost as tense as Psyopus at their best.https://youtu.be/hwJpcrZnbfs?si=-cE9zAjciU9IXirA
BREEBREE
>>123381428Don't stress out too much over it, but I would recommend listening to the other bands first, yes.
>>123381749based. I wish I was there. Instead I was eating rice pops.
HOT WIGGA SUPREMACY
These songs have the same vibe:https://youtu.be/u-FQ-AzrUkc?si=fPdJ8KXtxs0vppKZhttps://youtu.be/hGGGh03jN4w?si=H-TTlON85yP2JT2j
Eric JonestownWiggers of Slam
Dying GaysSultans of Slam
the bigfoot fox and the shefoot fox play metal
Alexisonfire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU2sFT8bimA
>>123381940We love Alexisonfire here
>>123381940based
I like Moonspell
Steve macdonald is alive i didn't get brain cancer
>>123380436Because they ARE faggots.
>>123382022Some days I wish I were an autistic hapa like EVH. Then I look down at my big white cock and I remember who I am (a virgin). I like it this way.
This thread is brought to you by SLAM WORLDWIDE.Make sure you check out the hottest slamming brutal death metal and also beatdown hardcore, which is basically just metal anyway, on SLAM WORLDWIDE today!
>>123380436not enough N words for ya, chuddy?
>>123380201Kaevum says "We are not National Socialists but we are anti-Semitic"kek
>>123382113yes Slipknot ■ are national socialists
>>123382128Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell
Why does every black metal musician dress like they run a Columbine themed Tumblr blog? Are they gay?
>>123382097i dont think i ever wish to be someone elsei liek who i ambut if theres one guy i wish i could have some suds with, it's eddie and iommi
That TrJd Stop Me from sayingAFI is a metal band.That TrJd Stop bigfoot from saying yea gorguts ■ did also form in Canada yeah and also yeah i kinda remember gorguts from redding
>>123382139Just that guy from gorgoroth.
>>123380467>the scat/diaper fetishist is a leftistWas as plain as the nose on your face.
>>123382135yes meat is native american red ss word and there is even a metal band named meat ■ yes black metal nsbm have meat in lyrics i still remember Meat Loaf ■ and that at the first Meat Loaf ■ practice what got played was hichauwewoyoniuh metal
shut up austin
>>123382184Is that you, AI? Is this me?
yes Mr. Bungle remembers how to play wyhujiweowuhunjwei jungle metal
>>123382139black metal aesthetics - cringeblack metal lyrics - also cringe black metal instrumentation - somehow irrevocably based
>>123382208yes mr. kirby this is also queen kirby and all queen kirby minnesota reservation is still playing groove
>>123382184Meat Loaf was the best singer on any Ted Nugent album. I wish they'd recorded more together.
joey jordison is alive.
>>123382139i wish more black metal bands with trench coats existed,Ideally they would also sound like a mixture of zyklon v/ niden div187 and mutiilation
>>123382424forgot pic
I know someone who thinks The Offspring are a metal band. At first I was confused but now I get it. It’s because modern “metal” is so limp that it has more in common with The Offspring than with actual metal, so newfags can’t tell the difference anymore
tfw the AI generated unriffs hit
>>123382466>The Offspring>metalCorrect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIQK4-9YFW0
Green Day completely mog The Offspring in terms of metal
Sum 41 is the most metal of those bands
>>123382249imagine the smell
>>123380417Funny birb
>>123382466Offspring are unironically closer to metal than every current coreshit band
>>123382474Where is my beloved Hectour?
>>123382492Five Finger Death Punch is white American culture, and that's why black metal fans, who are motivated by contrarianism, not a love for white culture, hate them.
>>123382539Not good
>>123382578all black metal fans are troons
>>123382578>black metal fans, who are motivated by contrarianismAstute take.
>>123382578Correct.
what’s a metal album that sounds like it came from the darkest of nightmares
>>123382610
>>123382610early burzum is the soundtrack of my nightmare
>>123382610Paracletus. It came from my nightmares in which the European ethos of dissonant black metal is made subordinate to African influences such as riffs and so on.
>>123382610I've got just the thing brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-CCh5INV7Y
>>123382610Dark Tribe - In Jeraspunta
>>123382566he choked to death on a pineapple. RIP
>>123382610K.F.R. - Anti
Experimenting with AI song generation.https://voca.ro/1ipbqDKpC6Omhttps://voca.ro/1mDwhRZWIEGrI copied Avantasia lyrics for the second one. Very funny that is delivered the last line in a cockney accent. I wanted to use the lyrics to The Seven Angels but Udio flagged the lyrics as copyrighted.
>>123382610STALAGGH. It's just a bunch of samples of mental patients screaming and crying layered over each other and it's dark af.https://youtu.be/O827_EbJZjE?si=2WyBJmy-dh2mOz-i
>>123382610unironically Obscura by Gorguts
Listening to this masterpiece.
>>123382862based
>>123382890>basedCorrect.
>>123382890>>123382862
>>123382917I use 100% of my brain trying to follow Tool's incredibly complex music, and as a consequence, I may simply shit myself.
Hey can't blame someone for wearing a diaper when they're stuck in the middle of a huge crowd for several hours
*rubs hands to heat them up*I just paid $10 to udio.
>>123383171meatfags and carboncels obliterated beyond belief
>>123383100Pedos exclusively post that cartoon robot.
>>123382643based but honestly their 2020 record is more hellish
>>123383224your mental illness isnt justification for anything other than you to keep on your meds
>>123383100https://voca.ro/16ngVMXKkQme
https://metal-tracker.com/it's over
>>123383451I noticed that too. It's happened before.
>>123383427jej
Wiggerslam reigns supreme.
>>123380392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LywSrWXHEgMhave any good wigger metal recs?
>>123383479Thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzTIVaMusEk
>>123383479>>123383539>>123383540Beloved classics.
>>123378533Checking dubs of unknown music
mall metal reigns supremeyes, wigg3rslam is a subgenre of mall metal
JG (jute gyte)
I remember some time ago (means probably over a year ago) some terrible medieval (black?) metal bands were posted here. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?I recently stumbled upon Véhemence and Hanternoz and from the cover art I thought it would be it, but it's actually pretty great stuff (though the latter does feel more like rock).
>>123383465 >It's happened beforeoh ok thank you, that's reassuring
>>123380489True. I can barely muster anything beyond streamer jive.>>123378564Best AI could do.https://voca.ro/1jKP1ltFQq2D
>>123383100WHOEVER THOUGHT YOUD BE BETTER AT TURNING A SCREW THAN MEI DO IT FOR MY LIFE
>>123383642I've been using the site for a long time. My stats are crazy.
>>123383689That made me think: Recommendations for bands that features clean(ish) female vocals that aren't "popular-sounding"? I guess something with more bite and obscurity than the average symphonic power metal shit that is gonna be the first subgenre to go on the chopping block once AI generated music starts being used by the industry.
thy virginal malodour
RETRY OBTAINED ENSLAVEMENT X NU METALhttps://voca.ro/14zv5n5ruEcJ
love you guys
>>123383638Curtain Wall
>>123383759luv u 2 bb <3
>>123383689You posted my earlier vocaroo.>>123383737I'm only posting 30 seconds AI clips.>>123383638https://voca.ro/17yeFAi8USa9https://voca.ro/18yJ2yM34uge
>>123383719Never happening because more than artificial intelligence AI is natural stupidity. But IF it were to happen...Then make original music????? Lmao who'd have thought the actually very complicated philosophical issue known as the stupidity problem could (in this hypothetical scenario where AI is not sheer fuckery) be the very thing holding not humans but AI back. Git gud plebs
very gay edition
Only 1/3 of my toilet paper usage is for wiping my ass. The other 2/3 is for cleaning up the cum because I jerk off so much. Last time I was listening to Six feet under while jerking off to granny porn.
>>123382628Correct. Popcletus haunts the tasteful metalhead.
>>123383870just cum out the window
>>123383539
>>123383870I always eat my cum, no reason to waste those nutrients
>>123383870>>123383892cheers, lads
>>123383870>>123383892Last I ate my cum I vomited. I hadn't vomited for about 14 years. I think my genitals are fecal-contaminated. I haven't showered in 3 months.The AI named this track "Frozen Desolation":https://voca.ro/1iQXV4GLNTZT
>>123384007>BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPMetal for this feel?
>>123383841I don't know, I wouldn't be surprised if the most generic of genres that the AI is currently used the most for replicating will have human bands gets replaced with AI shit. Just look at garbage like All for Metal. Record companies would love to go the extra mile and get rid of human labour costs entirely with this.>>123383762>Curta'n Wall>terribleNah it was actually pretty bad if I recall correctly.
man this is easily the worst thread in a while. just a constant loop of samefagging the same gay shit over and over and over again.
Bloodbath are mid. How the fuck did they get so big?
>>123384090I have gotten bored of his AI generator already. >can't use "samefagging">can't use "gay"It can't do anything good except this symphonic shit.The AI called this one "Eternal Battle Cry":https://voca.ro/19p1duoiMbu1
>>123384108I think they were only "big" for a short period of time. I really don't think anyone gives a shit about them nowadays.
>>123384108Mid death metal bands have the most mainstream appealSee also: Death, Obituary, Cannibal Corpse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAx6t0YGeAw&t=656s
>>123384090I did that
>>123384171>ObituarySlowly We Rot is beloved here.
Anon's Demo (remastered)
12k to spend on bootleg aliexpress black metal shirts....
>>123384061https://voca.ro/1iLixjrrzKMy
>>123384203Correct, as a fantastic sleeping aid.
>>123384162They almost always get top billing.>>123384171>3 of the best DM bands are midOk brah brah
>>123383887Listening to this now. Don't you niggas just love trying out your fellow metalbrothers' suggestions?>picrel is the father you never had glaring at you disapprovingly
>>123384171https://voca.ro/1bXMxdiLZTGD
>>123384340lmao
>>123384298>They almost always get top billing.Maybe they're just that good as sucking cock? Did that ever occur to you?
I still need to read the 3rd and 4th Varg bios I bought. And I guess he released a 5th one? Hopefully he compiles them all in one book a some point. I don't own the first two.
>>123383892https://voca.ro/1995wHYaIji2
>>123384375I know I'm an outlier here with this but I don't actually think about gay sex 24/7.
Why did I sleep on this for so long? It's p gud.
>>123384417Anon, it isn't gay if you're not the one sucking. My step-dad taught he that.
>>123384456
>BehemothNot listening!!!
Metal Tracker is working again.
>>123384326Did you get triggered by the Farrakhan sample lil bro?
>>123384401that's me aight
Time II has leaked
my dad said this was worse than rap :/https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Y45oADjAAuQ&si=LOjBfxqAoybXvSbx
>>123383479>>123383539>>123383555>>123383540Nobody cares about your shitty bargain bin nonmusic shitmetal mallcore garbage you samefagging faggot kys
>>123384555yep, i like listening to rap as minstrel music, especially chief keef.
>>123384557Literally nothing wrong with mallcore as long as it sounds good.
Here you go you degenerates: https://krakenfiles.com/view/1jEImip5Pz/file.html
>>123384576Kys faggot you homos ruined /metal/. Go start your own general and stop spamming your wigger cuck shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSI9eyWjqps
disgusiting brown faggots dancing and heiling hitler while dancing to nursery rhyme metalhttps://youtu.be/K0CmUIc46fM?si=TRGnC9ZumwO9RrTX&t=476
Someone post some lyrics to gen AI to.
>>123384696>>123384590
>>123384590lol keep seething faggot
>>123384710udio doesn't allow bad words
>>123384696
https://youtu.be/QLW84Nv9PMo?si=VJIGJWSRhZVNbluMhttps://youtu.be/MLZczhws3uU?si=bGbEBvI9mwUDet_1
>>123384590Total Wigger Supremacy
SMOKE WEED GET HIGH WORSHIP WIGGERSLAM
>>123384824average wigger chad vs typical nsbm milksop
>>123384731>>123384739new age, symphonic, pop rock, romantic classical composer, music history, innovator, misunderstood geniuses, 19th century opera, male vocalist, castratohttps://voca.ro/1nHCWcFjoUTHInpainting is fucked up and makes it speak garbage. After hearing it for the first time, I then wanted it to say "a pale blue hue, hue hue hue, time two"https://voca.ro/1aH6y52IOtN3
>>123384108eaten was the 2000s equivalent of viral>>123384171canoe post
>>123384108oh and cause the dude from opeth was in them for a while, normies fucking love opeth
apologize.
>>123384975DUCKIN' THE DAWG
>biological female vocalist>absolute unit of a drummermost kino combohttps://youtu.be/19wFCqtZqRQ?si=kToZtpIPruYRXA3-
You do upload bullshit to YouTube don't you metalfags? https://youtu.be/LajrJX-l9OU?si=VV6w0DdnLtIvNSOc
>>123385027sounds better than the album
>>123385027If I could create a youtube account without submitting a phone number I would.
>>123384975>Glen BentonHEIL
>>123384975based glenny b
>>123385027Deleted everything because jewtoob threatened me with locking my account cuz one of the song titles contained the word faggot.
>>123385107Why would YouTube have a problem with a bundle of sticks?
>>123384975king of /meal/
>>123385016>woman vocalistnot listening, I'd take a basist or a drummer, anything else is simpbait
The only metal band I listen to is Blind Guardian and it's mostly their mid-2000's albums.
>>123384848>>123384739>>123384007>>123382249>>123382022>>123383100>shits cum
Woman (good) in metal:>That one Whiteskull album>Tarja>Amy Lee>The first Pathfinder album
I'm giving it a "NOT GOOD"
>>123385121woman playing bass is maximum simpbait, you can learn to play root notes in a couple of weeks. vocals require some (small amount of) talent
>>123385130>"NOT GOOD"correct, as expected of saunafag
>>123385122Fair enough, Blind Guardian is a good band
>>123385128Woman (good) in metal:>the ones I would fuck(basically all of them at this point ;_;)
>>123385133the bassist isn't shoved at your face the whole time
>>123385128*ahem*
>>123385160absolutely beloved here
BASED mods
>>123385203do NOT fellate the janny
I never believed Jim Carrey was actually a death metal fan
jari vs varg>iqjari>agejari>killingvarg>musicequal>booksvarg>riffsjari>brown fanbasevarg>white fanbaseequal>foreskinequal>looksjari>womenvarg>offspringvarg>nosejari>autismjari>jari 6>varg 5jari win
>>123385229Kevin Bacon on the other hand
>>123385242they both win (in a who's the gayest contest)
>>123385245what the fuck i never knew kevin bacon was based
>>123385242>both gay swedes sad
>>123385245BASED bacon
>>123385257His son is in Black Anvil.
sneed
>>123385151Even her?
>>123385287He looks awkward...
>>123385258Varg is a fjord Swede and Jari is an autism Swede
>>123385311
>>123385229I thought it was clear he just finds them funny because of how absurd they are. he's thinks they're comedy acts like he is.
>>123385177My hairline is almost at this point. It's been falling out like mad for the past month. I am certain it has been falling out because of NAC. But I haven't swallowed a NAC pill in many weeks now. Hair still keeps falling out. Was barely falling out before.
>>123385287
>>123385005SUP DEVILS
>>123384061That's because there is no cohesive scene that embraces the underground anymore and no one is doing anything interesting. We live in some Hegelian end of history curse written by the big man himself while he drooled over Napoleon. Basically it is a war on creativity. Turns out playing your own unique shit is 'weird' and really just a clever way to do something dumb which is not getting with trends like everyone else because no one is actually listening, they just want to 'identify' with shit they can already name fuck! Whatever, AI, generic worship bands, "the kids", I don't give a fuck anymore the only remotely interesting metal band from the last 15 years with any kind of a dignified following I can think of is Tristwood and their brand of metallic industrial noise could both prove it is possible to innovate with what seemed like exhausted possibilities and at the same time avoid being assimilated by AI.
