The time has come and so have IOld: >>123392690FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
We hate Disney metal here
Pretty good
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123400319>look i posted it again
It finally clicked
Sauna scam edition
>band's best album is their 12thAre they the only band who didn't peak early?
>>123400503And yet didn't release anything good afterwards.
>>123400567Firepower was great and Invincible Shield is AOTY
>>123400584You can only genuinely have this opinion if you're over the age of 80
>>123400503>>123400584>DiapershitDisregarded. Ignored. Unlistened to.
>>123400595>>123400617Ok slam shitter
>music player shuffles>For the Greater Good of God comes on>fuck it, let's give some modern Iron Maiden another shot>acoustic intro>middling tempo>doodly-doo riffs>repeated single-verse chorus/pre-chorus>bridge is mostly lead/riff salad>acoustic outroI'm gonna heem Steve Harris
>>123400651>tfw my introduction to Iron Maiden was Brave New World
>>123400651>listen to modern Iron Maiden album>there are endless chorus repeats
>>123400671That's definitely their best modern album though>>123400682Even their classic albums suffer from this but you don't care
>>123400651>nooo you should not make a metal song longer than 4 minutes
>>123400700>That's definitely their best modern album thoughI seem to remember preferring A Matter of Life and Death but I have listened to neither album since I was about 14.Last time I tried it it was definitely better than anything they've done recently but it still had the issues the original post mentioned where everything is so fucking drawn out and desperately trying to be epic and catchy.
>>123400682>DON'T YOU THINK I'M A SAVIOR>DON'T YOU THINK I'M A SAVIOR>DON'T YOU THINK I COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE[REPEATS 30 FUCKING TIMES]Genuinely what the fuck were they thinkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJzxCEzm_Ag
ATTN SAUNAFAGS PLS MIGRATE TO THE REAL THREAD BEFORE THE JANNIES AWAKEN:>>123400217
>>123400700>That's definitely their best modern album thoughBook of Souls was also pretty good despite having lot of fillerEmpire of the Clouds was varied enough for 18 minute song even though it was basically just 4 songs put together
btw The Alchemist is The Final Frontier's best track and probably the best song period since Dance of Deathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH8nCYZSlIc>>123400671It's a good album but it's very much a prototype for the slop that would come later.Also, taking off the backing vocals from Wicker Man was an affront to God.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dfDkxHtT9I>>123400682I tried to listen to the new albums with the most charitable ears but he's just right. >>123400700>Even their classic albums suffer from this but you don't caresome truth to it but usually they kept the songs tight>>123400712Not my implication at all, they just can't write long songs for shit, Empire of Clouds being (sort of) an exception>>123400726it's so brazen I almost admire it
>>123400726People always mock this song but Lighting Stikes Twice and Don't Look to the Eyes of a Stranger are almost as bad
>>123400766>The Alchemist is The Final Frontier's best trackI prefer Where the Wild Wind Blows>taking off the backing vocals from Wicker Man was an affront to God.Yeah the early version is clearly superior
>>123400267Fucking amazing
Don't really care for modern Maiden anymore but I was really disappointed with Bruce's solo albumThe only great track was Wternity HAs Failed which already came out 9 years ago
>>123400726Not listening but reminds me of the latest helloween album.>I'm falling from the sky>And I don't know why...>I cry...
>>123400791Most vocalists that go solo end up making bad albums.I remember really liking Tim Owens when he was in bands, but his solo projects or projects where he led the songwriting always sucked.
>>123400726>>123400772>MAYBE LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE>MAYBE LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE>MAYBE LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE>MAYBE LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE>MAYBE LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE>MAYBE LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE
>>123400818>Most vocalists that go solo end up making bad albums.Accident of Birth and The Chemical wedding were great thoughAnd Tyranny of Souls was also decent
>solves metal in you're path
'ate sauna merchants, lads
>>123400319Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
BLASTING
>>123400921We cultivated this!
oh no no no wiggerslam thread got pruned
Enough wigger slam, let us return to dignified white man slam.
we cultivated this
apologize
>>123400924It sure is "another Nails album".
>>123400947NOT musicTHIS is musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd1q7b95alI
>>123400969Hi PMRantshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po
>>123400969That's still shit.
>>123400996At least it's listenable for more than 5 seconds
>>123401006Debatable.
>>123400969>meloshit with boy band vocalsuhhh
>>123400961Not really feeling this one, dunno why. Sometimes I like the more feral vocals, othertimes they sound pretty goofy. Todd in general sounds like hes having more fun on this one and that just doesnt seem right for some reason.
>>123401035The vocals are probably weaker to me too. They sound very snarly and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. The start of Trapped he sounds fucking animalistic, but the earlier tracks get a bit odd.My main issue is it doesn't fly off the handle as much as I'd like musically. A lot more standard grooves, like Made Up In Your Mind sounds like any other d-beat song just with silly vocals for the title drop. I prefer Nails going faster and harder
>>123400651They were always dogshit
>>123400977It ain't music but I'm still dancing. My arms are shaking and I'm still dancing.
>>123401028Christian is one of the best vocalists in metal
>>123401079Retard
>Time II package comes with hundreds of pages of digital AI slop artcan't make this shit up
>>123401108No need to introduce yourself
>>123400961Gonna be good to throw on at the gym
>>123401121>scam everyone for thousands>make the art for freeClassic sauna antics
>>123401151There's over 100 images of dragons alone
>>123400961More like FAILS
>>123401156Show me
>>123400961>waiting 8 years for a 17 minute album
>>123401149Faggot gymcel
Slam has taken over this general in the way that R. Scott Bakker took over my beloved /sffg/. Sad stuff.
>>123401191What's /sffg/
https://voca.ro/13d0zWmf7HvQ
>>123400924>>123401196
>>123401196It's on /lit/.
>>123401190Calm down tubbs, you're sweating
About to marathon this, post your opinions so I can read them when I'm done
>>123401171116 pages of generic AI dragons
>>123401196Slams For Faggots general>>123401191A fantasy AND heavy metal fan. You must get so much pussy
>>123401214>Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four ApesWhat did they mean by this?
>>123401216And that's just one file
>>123401216THANK YOU BASED JARI
>>123401216ficking lmao
>>123401216Do they do anything or just pose?
>>123401216>>123401224Jesus Christ
>>123401221I think they meant that the song recounts a Chapter with instructions how to no be hung upside down on a stake in the underworld and made to eat feces by the four apes. Just a hunch though.
>>123401234They're just imagesHe probably sat in front of the computer for 3 days straight thinking how badass this would be
>>123401252>>123401224>>123401216>there is at least a handful of stoners out there who will open these files and think "fucking these are so sick"
going bald brah brahs
>>123401252Cringe overload. But let's be honest, these pics perfecly reflect on the music of Wintershart
>>123401262>>123401277Look at these doods with boots and old, rusty wooden dildos for hands
>>123401252Christ you have the entire power of trillions of dollars of AI at your fingertips, and all you do is make the most generic dragon shit imaginable.There's absolutely nothing here that stands out from the most generic and cheap fantasy images.
>>123401216>>123401252>grifts his way on a comfy neet life by peddling proto-ensiferum, AIslop and picture of his dick in the saunaif you hate him you're a wagie, simple as
>>123401283And you don't have the ability to stop seething about it ever time, apparently.
>>123401292Look at the hands on the left too.One has a dislocated thumb, and one has a hammer thing that seems to be transparent and goes through his arm? It looks like it's behind and over his arm at the same time.
>>123401293He made a pic for fat goth girls
>>123401216>>123401224I'm really not sure if he is trolling anymoreIt's impressive he managed to keep his grift going for so long
>>123401276same
>>123401216We love hustlin here
The album art is 16,000 x 16,000 pixels I don't even have porn in that resolution
>>123401324Okay so we drop your seething from "every time" to "pretty regularly"?Wow, that makes it way better. You're definitely not an obsessed faggot who contributes nothing now!
Winterslam
>>123401354post it somewhereI wonder how upscaled it is>>123401378the conclusion of metal
Time for Synarchy
>>123401354How much does this digital collection cost?
>>123401079>>123401123t. poser
>>123401443>implying I paid Jari anything just type in "[TR24][OF] Wintersun - Legendary Early Demos - 2024 (Epic Metal / Melodic Death / Symphonic Metal)"
>>123401453$0 plus an exorbitant sucker tax
>>123401443go to dall-e and get the same experience for free
>>123401360Will we ever see you not spam a thread? Nope. You're not obsessed. You're not schizophrenic. You've established yourself as the Nazi autistic fag spammer. Good on you girl! Prove this wrong? You can't.haad
>>123401463>Download the hand on the magnet-link 8.49 GB Jesus christ
The only Black Metal I like is Emperor.
>>123400267Is it really THAT good?
>>123400267dmshareguy on WintersunSay what you want about him, he had some pretty good takes
>>123401484I have never posted the spam a single time, I just like watching you burst into tears over it.That and every time anyone calls you out on it you accuse them of being the same person, you are that mindbroken
>
>>123401216>116 pages of generic AI dragons>59 shit-tier demos
>>123401453Shitter cope
>>1234015345 and a half hours btw
>>123401494>Crimson Shadows>BalflareNice recs, thanks.
I think the only power metal I can get into is Sarpanitum
>>123401302Correct.
>>123401520Me in the bottom right :3
>>123401534
>>123401509Right. Lmfao
>>123401543>SarpanitumI remember when /metal/ was constantly shilling this mid bandThey still haven't made another album in 10 years
>>123401534Why are they legendary, exactly?
>>123401553What's this guys name?
>>123401534>Motorcycle Song
>>123401579Jalapeño Jari
>>123401484>paranoid schizophrenic kvetching intensifies
>>123401509So you're the she-fag's white knight? Holy fuck this is the best.
>>123401584
>>123401579Raging Rodrigo
>>123401587>implying I'm the only one who laughs at you
>>123401579Assblasted Alejandro
>>123401543>5 and a half hoursThat's just death metal
>>123401579Perturbed Pedro
>>123401579Pissed Pablo
>>123401579Flabbergasted Fernando
>/v/ """humour"""
>>123401579Raging Ronaldo
>>123401579Enraged Enrique
NSBM snowball cope still so easy to trigger after weeks. Here it comes...
Heated Jesûs
What board am I on?
Satanic Warmaster
Imagine if Marduk had a Fleshlight partnership so you could sodomize the holy asshole in an upside down cross shaped case
Wintersun but it's produced by Dan "The Man" Swano and features Bjorn "Speed Strid" on vocals and Jeff Loomis on guitar
>>123401658/wintersun/>>123401673kek Kai
>>123400682CAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMECAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMECAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMEOOOH OOH OHOHOOOOCAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMECAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMECAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMEOOOH OOH OHOHOOOO[solo]CAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMECAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMECAUGHT NOW IN TWO MINDS OOOH OOH OHOHOOOOCAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMECAUGHT SOMEWHERE IN TIMECAUGHT NOW IN TWO MINDSOOOH OOH OHOHOOOO
>>123401579Furious Fernandez
I used to confuse Wintersun and Vintersorg
>>123401673Nani the fuck did omae just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of watashino class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the ichiban letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nanimonai to watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has itsumonai been mimasu’d before on kono continent, mark watashino fucking kotobas. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As bokutachi hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so anata better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano jinsei. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
>>123401690God, he's perfect. Inspirational.
>>123401690colossal narcissism to make this and put it out with a straight face
>>123401690There is no way this is real
>>123401585>t. She-fag's White Knight
>>123401701The one leaf looks like a tear.
>>123401216>>123401224>>123401252>>123401292>>123401315>>123401354>>123401534>>123401673>>123401690Terminal Redux levels of shitposting
>>123401707No that was me you called that.It's almost like you're the only single schizo here.
One of the worst /meal/ threads in a while. Truly grim stuff
>>123401709That would explain why it looks like it's been poorly moved via photoshop.
>>123401729All he needs is a fedora
>>123401724>t. NSBM coper
>>123401734hi Jari
>>123401729>solves metal What's next?
>>123401729Real "I'm trying to look intense" energy, but no one can top Rainer for it.
>>123401667>guest vocals by Chris Barnes and Glen Benton
>>123401690>meditating on the ways of the grift >>123401729Klaus Schwab vibes
Time II get in the sauna
>>123401747djent if the teaser is of any indication
>>123401729>Heh... I know you've all been talking shit about me in your little "thread".... well, your time has come
Why are Japanese vocals always shit tier
>>123401729gomensai
>>123401799take that back
What's that one good Japanese cavernshit band
>>123401673>>123401690>Weebtersun
>>123401690Wintersun-sama... I kneel
>pickles are just pickled cucumbersmetal for this feel?
Yeah this is definitely their weakest, they are trying to do both prog metal and their later art rock style and the result isn't that good in either
>>123401854what did you thought they were?
>>123400924It's way better than I thought it would be. 7.5/10.
>>123401887What the fuck is that cover supposed to be
>>123401893I thought it was a separate thing altogether>why yes, I did live in an urban city center, how could you tell
>>123401859>everyone in normal clothing>Jari trying to look like an elven wizardThe ego is unreal
>>123401912A fart amplifier
>>123401859Who's got more rizz?
>>123401926I used to think Åkerfeldt was coolthen I learned his real name was Lars
>look up some beginner guitar practice videos>endless clickbait and basedgapeOk I'll figure it out myself
>>123401926The COCKE is the correct answer
>>123401955god I remember cooming to that one videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbN0yq6FA2A
>>123401283I see your have run out of HRT meds AGAIN. You get uncontrollably bitchy every time that happens. Not our problem, sister.
>>123401949>I used to think Åkerfeldt was coolKEK
>>123401859Kai was so done with that shit
>>123401953just learn from Michael Schenker>inb4 not metalDO IT FAGGOT
>>123401799Why is Japanese metal so mid? Sigh, Abigail and Tyrant are good bands, but I never heard any Jap metal masterpiece.
>>123401972
>>123401979Maximum the Hormone are the only good spork metal band
>>123401972He's the master of banterProbably the funniest guy in metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li9oKnmg_VU
>>123400267The Way of The Fire > One with the Shadows = Silver Leaves >> Storm
>>123401997I grew up with their Death Note songs, but aside from them the other stuff I listened to is just decent or too weird to be metal
>>123400651>>123400682surely Harris has to know that he's bloating the songs, right? at least someone in or around the band must've told him
>>123402025He's not the only one who writes the songs, most of their later tracks have credits split between multiple members
>>123402012absolute reddit
>>123402051t. fag with no sense of humor
>>123402047but what if he's the one that bloates them? usually the Dickinson/Smith combo delivers the faster paced once, I can put speed of light on the same level of the other slogs
>>123402012I hate Narduar so much it's unreal
>>123402064I can't*
don't get the hype behind absurd. there's an enormous wikipedia page surrounding their 'dark lore'. almost certainly contributed to by the band themselves.so far as I can tell, it's one of the few nsbm bands with an actual neo-nazi front organizer. who cares
>>123402118Is he certified?
>>123402118>who cares ExactlySo anyway...
What was that one NSBM zine run by a guy who had a Playboy playmate wife
>>123401978Can this anon be trusted?
>>123402160>should I learn how to play guitar by studying Michael Schenker?fucking zoomers man
>>123402118Well they also killed a guy, ironically over covering up their degeneracy.
>>123402159Me
>>123402160Do you want to be the guy who says "I learned guitar from Michael Schenker"?
Cult of Luna anyone?
>>123402196No I want to be the guy who says "I learned guitar from HHH"
>>123402201Consistently good band but they never made something that blew me away like Isis and Neurosis
>>123402174Mindbroken and mentally dominated
>>123402183No one is triggered by your adolescent edginess, bro. Everyone here just wants you to die an incredibly painful death asap because you're one of the most annoying motherfuckers on this entire website.
>>123402210I hate sludge but Panopticon is a 10/10
>I'm already forgotten
I saw a girl on the bus with a Burzum shirt and imagine having sex with her and kissing her even though she probably has a boyfriend that's taller and richer than me
>>123402210i can recommend Somewhere along the highway, it's better than any isis or neurosis as it has that great scandinavian murky feeling
>>123402218NGMI, lass
>>123402232It's decent but nothing special, you already know what to expect from them>>123402236Yeah that's my favorite by themI also liked Mariner and Dawn to Fear
>>123402235I saw a guy with The Red Chord shirt in a mall few days ago
>>123402235Burzum is THOTbait
>>123402256
>>123402220>No one is triggered>you're one of the most annoyingLooks like you're triggered, bro.
Burzum shirts are almost as cliched as Misfits, Nirvana, Grateful Dead or Pink Floyd ones at this pointAlmost as bad as the ones with British Steel cover
>>123402256>>123402263Women be like I hate you because you said trans women aren't valid but I wear a shirt of a convicted murderer because it makes me feel special and unique when I whore myself out on the internet
>>123402265>Could care lessyou should care less instead of this mindbroken obsession and complete lack of self-awareness lol
>>123402256thats a man isnt it
>2 months later I'm still AOTY
>>123402267Yeah, it's not because of muh Nazis, dude. This is what you can't seem to get through your thick skull. We're in a metal thread on 4chan ffs. No one here is triggered or even mildly offended by racist shit. If you want to trigger people with your autistic obsession with nsbm, please go elsewhere.
>>123402304I sure hope so because I hate women
>>123402329>t.riggered
>>123402322The vocals make it unlistenable for me.
>>123402332same
I still sometimes think about that time back in high school history class 2013 when this kinda emo chick wore a wintersun shirt to school I bet my life might have been different if I just talked to heras Jari says, "The more we wait, the more we regret"
>>123402329You've obviously not read this thread with the same faggot seething about Nazis. You're only fooling yourself.
>>123402242>Yeah that's my favorite by themBtw, you like jesu? It's my fav "post-metal" project
>>123402360Only heard their debut once, it was nice
>>123402367First is great, i also can rec you silver and conqueror, i like it more than isis type of post metal as it's shoegaze influenced and much more expressive that way
>>123402282convicted murderer who says the same thing as you >>123402353when did he say it
>>123402356This is the last response you're getting from me, so enjoy it.Let me assure you, the anger directed at your posts is not about Nazis or racism or any other sociopolitical idea that you've spewed in this general. It's the fact that you post the same shit over and over literally 24/7 and consistently derail threads with your knuckle-dragging political bullshit. This is why everyone here despises you.
>>123402403And you know what everyone fucking sane does?Just filter it.It is literally the same post, word for word, and I haven't seen the spam for months outside of faggots seething about it.
>>123402403Guess what, faggot, I've never posted those lyrics. You are mad as hell right now. Careful you don't shoot yourself in the mouth.
>>1234009242023 had some bangers
>>123402435Filter what, exactly? He does more than just spam-tier posting... but you know that.
>>123402496If you think it's just one guy spouting /pol/tard shit then you seriously need medication.
>>123402403>the anger directed at your posts is not about Nazis>>123401283>>123401484>>123402265>It wasn't a lie. It was my imagination. And in my imagination, in my mind, I believed it. Even now, I believe it. Yes. It's not true. But... in my imagination it was true.
SNORRE RUCH
Snorre's Ranch invented black metal.
Let's discuss the importance of dissonance in Metal.I invite someone to take the floor.
Vintersorg is really good. Thanx for the rec.
>>123401690Based Jari
Wintersun is really good. Thanx for the rec.
>>123402596My contribution is that dissonance is not important at all.
>>123401214It's decent, a bit too plastic sounding but what else can you expect from a techdeath band in 2024Dallas' vocals are missed. The new guy isn't as good
>>123400377I wonder if the schizo was right after all and Jon made the album buttrock on purpose so that normies could inadvertently partake in the supposed ritual.
Let's discuss the importance of National Socialism in Metal.
>>123402801Die pedo
>Album so good that haters have to bash the preorder extra bonus art instead of the music itselfwow
This wouldn't have happened in a wiggerslam general.
>>123402799INHERENTLY.
>>123402751>>123402766>the ironyyou have 0 self-awareness
>>123402118Absurd is cherished and respected here.
>>123402507It's mostly one guy. His posting style is distinct because he only stops lurking/posting when he's sleeping.But whatever, there's no sense in bickering about whether or not it's one guy because there's no way to prove it. I just want to impress upon him (and any other edgy child who may enter these threads) that there is nothing you can possibly say that would offend anyone in here. If anons take issue with racist or antisemitic posts, there's a 99% chance it's because the poster is a fuckin retard who has nothing remotely interesting to say.
>>123402903great pilpulas convincing as your IQ
>>123402859And...it won't stop. Just like the fag spam lmfao
>>123402934Kek
>>123402934>as convincing as your IQ What did the moron mean by this?
>>123400924
>>123402507It's one girl
>>123402980You proved his point
>>123400953INHERENTLY.
https://vocaroo.com/13EOgKdZzuodhttps://vocaroo.com/13EOgKdZzuodhttps://vocaroo.com/13EOgKdZzuod
>>123403124Yes.
Wiggerslam
It. Just. Won't. Stop. Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHYbaLqFvDwWhere my japanese wiggers at?
>>123400651Fuck you for ragging pretty much the only good post-Brave New World song.
spotify has an auto janny that deletes any problematic playlist covers. tf?
>>123403272Dance of Death (the song) is kino
oh BOY! another METAL thread?!?!?!https://vocaroo.com/1doF0sepHY9H
The Horval brosJdawg is the youngestDon't do roids, kids
Someone make a wiggerslam thread
>>123403772Lol
>>123403772Based grindset wiggercat
How do I learn to like boomer metal?
>>123404392IS THIS REAL???
>threads quietens down while 3 or 4 schizos prepare their forced meme OP to desperately push their unfunny bit one more time, and beat all the others to it first so they don't get janny'd
someone make jari edition
>>123400267Anyone have the torrent for the Time PACKAGE?!
>>123404686I have a biiig package for you here BB ;)
>>123404609Wiggerslam derangement syndrome
I just don't like Iron Maiden bros, the singer sounds like a fag
About to bump some nervectomy
>>123399085>>123399085>>123399085NU
>>123404901
>>123404874Agreed. Listen to their first album with Paul Di'Anno singing instead.
>>123404912>>123404923Not this shit again
