Thicc thighs save lives editionOld: >>123416815FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
FIRST FOR VARG IS GAY AND HAS AIDS ALSO FUCKIN SLAYER!!!!!!!!
>/metal/ completely dead during first world hours
>>123425168Ikr. Saturdays used to be peak posting hours.
>>123425168too busy hitting the gay clubs
Can I get some metal recs for my jelqing sesh?
>>123425168>>123425173>>123425198https://vocaroo.com/1doF0sepHY9H
>>123425238https://voca.ro/14QvHXVM1dhE
>>123425259ESL subhuman
AOTY?
>>123425200Infectious Jelqing - Multidimensional Wigger Brutality
>>123425268Post blasting bitch!>>123425270Idk. 200 Stab Wounds maybe.>>123425286Something I haven't heard of.
first
Life Metal
>>123425293https://youtu.be/cA2yPBuXs40?si=K3ZsyK1n9-80-Jam
>>123425318Based Sunn O))) enjoyer.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>coomer reddit thread
>>123425466The only woman you've ever talked to is your mother
>>123425238you're based>>123425259you're cringe and indian
BLASTING?
>>123425556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcAoBZb7G74
>>123425200https://youtu.be/fxgX1VqnP14?si=O9ajaoSOdXQRif0e
DRONECORPSEAVIATOR
>>123425459Correct.
>>123425626redditspire are hated here.
>>123425799They're crunchy.
>>123425556for me, its SLAMZILLA: THE RETURNENING by krocophilehttps://youtu.be/viF0h2D8mYU?si=F5qkh9JEQxypMyJA
>>123425139Here's my black metal band:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI0CPHVk2l4i mght remix this one but i still like how horrible it sounds. I'm quite proud of the vocals herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEjFrqCI1nEThoughts?
CANDLEMASS REIGNS SUPREME
Kultur is an album that reached such heights of greatness that it ripped through the spacetime continuum and transcended linear time.Therefore, AOTY 2024 goes to Kultur
Lorna Shore are loved and respected here.
Kultur is an album that reached such lows ofawfulness that it ripped through the spacetime continuum and transcended linear time.Therefore, gayest AOTY 2024 goes to Kultur
>wiggerslam, -coreshit, and NSBMStupid assholes
>>123425139She's a disgusting mudshark....look up her half nig kid
>August 31>no one has posted monthsHere's my month what do you faggots think?
I don't care how many widdly wee guitar riffs it has, I've never heard a better technical death metal album.
>went to Taco Bell last week>poojeetas running the store>can't even comprehend my order>taco shell is broken>burrito barely has any cheese>went to Taco Bell an hour ago>store run by 3 white guys with goatees>they have my order ready in 3 minutes>one says my Celtic Frost shirt is badass>my 5-layer burrito and stacker are XBOX heugwhite men need to starting look after each other https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8kRKmO3GNI
melodic black meme gaze corehttps://voca.ro/14dUeMG383yt
>>123425965We gotta stick together man. (Don't forget our Aryan Qveen Taydolph Swiftler.)>>123425957I thought Akeldama was way better. PD is kinda ear rapey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlKIJfp9woswhats some soulless but good metal
>>123425982see >>123425957most tech death is basically an AI image that looks incredibly badass at first but it's shallow and its novelty wears off quick
>>123425982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOjmdAyag1Q
Top 10 anime crossovershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDnIEWyVIlE
>>123425556
>>123426059Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOgaABRI1dE
Furries, cosplayers and gamers.
>>123425556Picrel>>123426159Hahahaha so funy amirite? xD kys
Furries, cosplayers, and gamers.
gay thread edition and image fuck you OPnow post the greatest metal splits of all time
Endtime Signals is greatThat is all
Candlemass - Black Sabbath Medley
>>123426176>>123426535https://youtu.be/i3ZnQsJHWF0?si=KfEGoV9OatsgKFd6&t=3298
Ah yes, Candlemass and Type O Negative, the two greatest doom bands to ever exist.
>Nile (first four albums)>Suffocation>Immolation>IncantationI've decided I need nothing else, I'm done with other bands and am listening solely to these artists the rest of my days
Wizard gang
>>123426825Correct.
>>123425947>wiggerslam and coreshitYep, I'm thinking based
so?
>>123427207Is it hardcore?
>>123427207>Nu MetalcoreListening!
>>123427251>>123427225overproduced (in a good way) slam with rap cadences and hip hop samples and everything is distorted to shithas riffs
>>123427263>overproduced (in a good way) slam with rap cadences and hip hop samples and everything is distorted to shitI actually want more of this.
>>123427081>do you have the pötion brötherI can always count on /metal/ for the kino cat material
Autopsy - Severed Survival
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
What do old bands think about newer bands? Do they support them?
>>123425843Correct.
>>123427335They probably listen to more new music than /metal/
>>123427335Kerry King talks constantly about how much he hates modern metal.
>>123427335Fenriz highly supports bands that are keeping it old school but doesn't like majority of modern metal.
we cultivated this
why do you keep forcing this shit meme
Immolation - Close to a World Below
>>123427207>>123427251>>123427263Meh, it's okayGraphic Nature mogs this into the dirthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2_IKriIKk0
direct quotation
What's Varg's opinion on corsetcore?
>>123427739I don't know but I want to have sex really bad.
>>123427739He prefers Fenriz's female vocals
You're not a true wiggerslammer until you're HIV positive.
>>123427798Banging fat trailer park trash isn't really an accomplishment
>>123427805Trashy white Dixie women are amongst the sexist in the world.
>>123427739I like it. I listen to it all the time.- Varg
Why does Varg hate fun so much?
>>123427827If Varg hates fun, then why is his favorite metal album Somewhere in Time?
>>123427834Excuse me, Varg's favourite album is picrel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAkCqcthUQYdo you like blackened dissonant deathgrind,/metal/?
Holy fucking shit.
>>123427850You can tell a damn dirty Swede produced this album because it's trying to look like a movie or a graphic novel
>>123427856BIG MOMMY MILKERS
>>123427850I can't believe some of the artistic choices that shit band took over the yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awvqIi427_A
>>123427866Somehow I knew it was gonna be that song.
>>123427850I can't believe I actually used to listen to delain......
>>123427866>YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE SHIT MUSIC, SO WE ADDED SOME SHIT MUSIC TO YOUR SHIT MUSIC
Within Temptation are better than Snorewish at least.
Within Temptation has 2 songs that I really love. Can't remember which ones they are though.
>>123427901Century Child and Once are 10/10 albums desu
>>123427909Okay I'll listen to Century Child next, then.
Epica reigns supreme
>>123427915Early album power cheese was largely gone but they still had actual keyboards (unlike on next album where they went full orchestral). So its a unique album in that regard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0y2huQoOnw
>>123425164Based and Correct.>>123425965>>my 5-layer burrito and stacker are XBOX heugKek based boomer
>>123426825add six feet under and its based
>>123427292Correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_7gtFNWM-A
>>123427851we have established that grindfags playing portal worship is in fact pretty based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNZwbnQ9rc0
>>123428033They need to cover Black Betty
>>123428033literally every cover they do is solid GOLD
>>123428033>he doesn't do his EEEEEEEEEEEEE thing when he sings "the evil that men do"big miss>>123428040Correct.
Imagine licking her
>>123426825based. haven't listened to nile, though.
>>123427922Correct.
>>123428107Beloved here.
Candlemass - Ancient Dreams
>>123428144Despised here.
>>123426825Holy shit taste
New York Death Metal
>>123428174Loved and respected here. The peak of death metal.
>>123428220based furry
>tfw ywn be a weregoat with a snake benis raping bitches and sacrificing them to Satanwhy even live
>>123428265Fuck satan, sacrifice the bitches to ME.
>>123428279Bitch, U ain't SHEITFuck outta here with yo' wanksta ass booshit
This Grand Magus band actually kind of sucks.
>>123428302What do they suck
>>123428306I would rather listen to late Firewind.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGjcd-D_vMc
>>123428302get your T-levels checked
is there any band that sounds like thishttps://voca.ro/1o17pcGR9sEi
Deja Vu is the best Iron Maiden song. don't @ me
>>123428343@ (You)
What's your current favorite Deathspell Omega song? Mine is Malconfort, the riff ~11 seconds in is groovy as fuck.
>>123428318Yes, there are a million shitty generic core bands that sound like that. Enjoy your risecore, bro.
>>123428394The crackled book of life because i'm an indie princess
>>123428413post feminine penis
>>123428394>2024>popcletus
>>123428431Yes it's 2024, and it happens to fall under the popular music category. Problem?
>>123428431It's been 14 years and anons still don't comprehend Paracletus. It must feel bad not being able to enjoy one of the best metal albums of all time because you're filtered by a few dissonant chords here and there.
Where the fack do I start with Epica?
>>123428462>Problem?Your lack of dissotaste, anon.
>>123428476Once you listen to Synarchy you can't go back.
>>123428477trick question, you have to start with After Forever first
Synarchy ruined black metal. don't @ me
>>123427306Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Amy Lee mogs every other corsetcore chick out there.
>>123428574My god! My tourniquette!
>>123428580You know that's a cover right? https://youtu.be/saySN4YGLKY?si=tDgPv0AVl0LxBjNW
>>123428591WHAT?
>>123428493Synarchy is a 10/10 but Paracletus is without a doubt better compositionally.
>>123428609Is your mind blown?
>>123428640I'm busy watching Rockford Files, didn't listen.
>>123428631>Paracletus is without a doubt better compositionally.based bait specifically for hector poster
Synarchy is an EP I don't know why they call it a full-length. It doesn't sound complete
>>123428707Can it be bait if it's an honest opinion?
>>123428523Based
Black Metal is inherently anti-christian, anti-jew, anti-islamic
>>123428997satanism is jewish, retard
Really nice groovy crossover with 90's-styled productionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEl__CipBsE
>>123425556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2i_jtU8IgM&list=OLAK5uy_nhltKqiI6a5dwq2OJC4Fh9pRBDKBuGRP4&index=2
>>123429089Reall;y angers me. I HATE this!
>>123428997Why do you incels always want to rewrite history
My god! My tourniquette!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmfQ7gSaJgM
Tangerine Dream
>>123429461I hate the name. Would be nice to shove a tangerine up their ass.
>>123429461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkoNvUBM66k
>>123428997Correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUUOP4nhSQU
>>123429041The Hebrews translate Satan as "opponent" or "adversary". And Black Metal is exactly that to them.
>>123429625Yeah, I'm sure the Jews feel super threatened by your edgy BM bands, bro
album of the week
album of the month
album of the year
Basic Bitch Blastings
album of the millennium
>>123429644you ought to know
Furnaces > Synarchy
>>123429968Fellow Hectorians how do we respond to this claim
I picked up my guitar today, because I changed my shorts which I had been wearing for over a month unwashed. I plucked one note at the twelfth fret and instantly lost all drive to pluck any other strings. What a terrible instrument. I will never write a single piece of music.
>>123430014Not sure what's more disgusting: your lack of ambition, or shit, piss, and cum stained shorts
>>123430014Clearly you're more suited for picrel
>>123430070Forgot pic
>>123430070
>>123430014Thanks for the update big guy
>>123430108I am tall. I'm a tall nordic-nosed varg-like GOD.
Obtained Enslavement
>loop a generic 4 chord progression>play some old recycled U2 riff for 8 minutes>set drum beat to "Rock 1">wheeze into the mic as though you're trying to make the listener smell your halitosis >never add anything new or interesting to each song>Most importantly, call this assterpiece "Burzum NEW"
>>123430156Obtainment Enslavement
>>123430165Is NEW actually part of the title? What was he thinking
I love this trumpet:https://youtu.be/82GmKPbF4XM?t=76https://voca.ro/13EOgKdZzuodAny other metal like it?
>>123430014Didn't you say you were considering buying a drumkit despite not liking them in Metal?
>>123430165>rent free
>>123430193Eh?? When have I ever said I don't like drums? I love drums. And yes I want a Tama drum kit.
>>123430201>90 IQ
>>123430223>overly verbose titleNot listening!
>>123430232I am planning one long title for my demo.
>>123430232>t. will be Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes
>>123430136So in other words very autistic kek
>>123430211I thought you were Hector. He talked about losing interest in playing guitar.
>>123430264I guess we will never hear his diatonic 7ths....
>>123430014Thank you for the update, saar.
I'm feeling especially low test. Metal for this feel?
>>123430276He did share a recording and it was alarmingly bad. After all his studies with nothing empirical, he had painted himself into a corner. His playing was castrated.
>>123430310Black metal
>>123430316Post vocaroo please
>>123430276>diatonic 7thslollmao
>>123430319https://vocaroo.com/13EOgKdZzuod
>>123430219>85 iq
>>123430329Hector wishes he could play trumpet like that.
>>123430319It was a catboxhttps://files.catbox.moe/hojmqw.mp3
porn stars with cavities on their molars greatly upset memetal for this feel?
Wow, I'm impressed. This is actually one of the most original Metal records I've heard in a long time. The combination of Metal with Modern Classical (such as in the polyrhythms and microtonal notes) and complex Electronic music (with a technicality similar to that of an Autechre record) is one that makes some insane mindfucks to someone. I love this combination; being Autistic, stuff like this really stimulates my mind and brings happiness to my mind because I like music that makes me think. It's completely amazing how Adam Kalmbach can manage to stay so consistent with his work, considering the amount of detail put into his compositions.Adam Kalmbach is one of the best composers of the 21st Century.
>>123430329INHERENTLY.
>>123430341Anything by Tool
>>123430318Thank you. I feel my testosterone increase immediately.
>>123430344>Adam Kalmbach is one of the best composers of the 21st Century.Correct.
>>123430329based
>>123430344>t. Adam Kalmbach
>>123430344Wow, I'm impressed. This is actually one of the most original Metal records I've heard in a long time. The combination of Metal with Modern Classical (such as in the polyrhythms and microtonal notes) and complex Electronic music (with a technicality similar to that of an Autechre record) is one that makes some insane mindfucks to someone. I love this combination; being Autistic, stuff like this really stimulates my mind and brings happiness to my mind because I like music that makes me think. It's completely amazing how Varg Vikernes can manage to stay so consistent with his work, considering the amount of detail put into his compositions.Varg Vikernes is one of the best composers of the 21st Century.
>>123430365that has no microtonal notes or electronic music but it remains true
FUCKING SHIT. I have unpacked my guitar yet again, for the second time today, because I want to try to play the trumpet notes. Everything in my room is so unbelievably dusty, it's unusable.And my vacuum is bum. I sucked up a wadded up paper towel inadvertently about 2 months ago and it has bad suction now. I need to remove the 3 meters of gaffer tape from the gaps and straighten out whatever the fuck is wrong with it. Is the obstruction in the bag? Before? This has legitimately fucked up my life for the past 2 months. I can't vacuum and I can't rid dust. And I can't clean myself with water, and I can't sit out in the sun because I don't like the thought that someone might SEE ME. I've been eating goyslop and I've been eating a TON of sugar. My guitar cable is unbelievably dusty. It is completely unusable without vacuuming. It is a braided cable, as well -- not rubber. A braided cable, dusty. I need to tune my guitar. This is why I want to plug it in. I could play it without plugging it in, but I would need to use a cell phone to tune it. My snark and korg tuners are in the plastic case elsewhere ,-- I suppose I could use them. I don't want to, god damn it.>>123430338This is what a Jute Gyte fan is capable of........
>>123430385Imagine not being able to comprehend the microtonal notes and electronic music on The Land of Thule by Burzum (NEW)
>>123430391The fucking filter is clogged you brown motherfucker
>>123430365You're gay
>>123430365>Varg Vikernes is one of the best composers of the 21st Century.And the 20th.
Wow, I'm impressed. This is actually one of the most original Metal records I've heard in a long time. The combination of Metal with Modern Classical (such as in the polyrhythms and microtonal notes) and complex Electronic music (with a technicality similar to that of an Autechre record) is one that makes some insane mindfucks to someone. I love this combination; being Autistic, stuff like this really stimulates my mind and brings happiness to my mind because I like music that makes me think. It's completely amazing how Varg Vikernes can manage to stay so consistent with his work, considering the amount of detail put into his compositions.Jari Mäenpää is one of the best composers of the 21st Century.
>>123430401The filter is after the bag. The filter in my vacuum is the tiniest most pathetic thing ever. The bag is more of a filter than the filter is. I use high-quality bags that advertise carbon impregnation.hose -> bag -> filter/gaps in bag housing (which I painstakingly tape up every time I change the bag) -> my lungs
>>123430391Post pics of the pig sty you are occupying
>>123430445I don't want to. I'd have to get my dslr out and plug my memory card in and plug my memory card reader (dusty in). Or I'd have to use my phone and I don't want to.
>>123430391You are an eccentric, but you really need to amend your habits. This is no good at all. How did you get to this point? Is your guitar playing any good?
>>123430469My guitar playing is no good and I've always been at this point.
Wow, I'm impressed. This is actually one of the most original Metal records I've heard in a long time. The combination of Metal with Modern Classical (such as in the polyrhythms and microtonal notes) and complex Electronic music (with a technicality similar to that of an Autechre record) is one that makes some insane mindfucks to someone. I love this combination; being Autistic, stuff like this really stimulates my mind and brings happiness to my mind because I like music that makes me think. It's completely amazing how Emin Guliyev can manage to stay so consistent with his work, considering the amount of detail put into his compositions.Emin Guliyev is one of the best composers of the 21st Century.
>>123430473You can't always have ignored your hygiene. What if this stands between you and a chance to play guitar well?
>>123430338this sounds like a retarded woman wtf
bros... I still love power metal ballads...
>>123429041You don't need to be a Satanist to oppose abrahamic religions, you retard
>>123429247Tranny
>>123430500
>>123430500post some
>>123430500Me too.>>123430526https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYD83nCDxmY
>>123430344This is unsettling and nerve-wracking music, which should be the goal for a lot of extreme metal. But it's really not scary or foreboding – I just get a general and minor irritation from this music, similar to if I heard my roommate banging pots and pans together in the middle of the night.In that case, I would wake up and demand that he just cut it the fuck out.Likewise, in the case of this album, I just wait for it to finally be over.
>>123430500for me? its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKLw450Fa0c
>>123430539based fukken Jorn is on that album
Which of Varg's books is his Mein Kampf?
>>123430552Damn, he looks so cool.
I just wanted to thank you guys for exposing me to all this great music.
>>123430500Ballads are one of the only bad things about power metal. It's POWER metal, it has to be fast and powerful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaj0pL-XcBU
Retarded animefaggot
Antaeus - Control and Abuse
>>123430598I just thanked my sister for showing me Wagner
>>123430598based and wholesome
>>123430598Check out Iron Maiden. They're an English band with no bad records.
Internal Bleeding
>>123430598>/meal/>great
>>123430745We love your sister here. Don't we, folks? She's the best.
>>123430745Your sister thanked me for showering her my wanger if you know what I mean
>>123430901>showering her my wangerhonestly, i don't know what you mean
>>123430938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxlsi5SYkg
>>123429685Fuggin this just flew over my houseWhat's it about Fins and creating the solid transcendent spiritual metal https://youtu.be/yesaqMDY-_M?si=pWLsiD2AbKAcXJiG
put your trip back on
right whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-uOnbSmh3Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-uOnbSmh3Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-uOnbSmh3Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-uOnbSmh3Q
>>123425238based
Where are the mosh parts????
>>123431268They've been getting worse with every release. Unsilent Death is still the best.
>>123431268Unfortunately seconding >>123431280. At least You Will Never Be One Of Us had some fun bursts of energy, this is just groove riffs and borederline schizo vocals.
>>123430391learn how to tune by ear you absolute retard. If you aren't recording anything, just tune the strings until they sound good together. You can check by using the old 5th fret trick. It will take forever initially, but bit-by-bit you'll develop a better ear for the instrument.
Getting ready for church. Need some morning wiggerslam
>>123431280>>123431304Cool cover art though
Mfw I realize Pig Destroyer means cops, not actual pigs
>>123431615Good, will listen to them now.
I didn't realize the Vulgar Display of Power album cover was a guy getting punched in the face until I saw a VDOP meme with a cat punching another cat
>>123431719what the fuck else did you think it was
>>123431719I listened to pic related for like 5 years before I realized there is a face on the cover, I used to think it was just some abstract swirl.
Anyone remember what Heckler said about creating the future metal? I can't find the post. It was something something DsO riffless and Jute Gyte microtones something something
>>123431719Wait until you realize the cover of Fistful of Metal has a hand coming out of the guy's fucking mouthIt's like he got punched in the back of the head and the goddamn fist through went right through the back of the skull and out the front of the faceFist of the North Star shit lmao
>it's actually a bird
>>123431785>DsO riffless and Jute Gyte microtonesthat's fucking gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BVGyjuuKQoA RAGE OF ANGELSDESCENDING FROM THE SKIESA RAGE OF ANGELS SEEN THROUGH YOUR EYESAND THOUGH YOU'VE WANDERED FROM LIFETO SAVE YOU ONE LONE ANGEL FLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>123431719The dismember logo is a spider
these editions are ridiculous
>>123427866greatest of all time, what are you even talking about bro?
>>123431801looked like a flame
I still keep thinking Obscura is a pig when it's a monk and I already know it.
>>123425556The sequel to Heartwork we never got
Dying Fetus
>>123432922
>>123432960God damn that pig looks sad.
>>123428477Start with Requiem for the Indifferent, realize that all the shit talking around it is baseless because the writing is very good and they don't lean too heavily on the symphonic stuff to carry the intensity.Then Holographic Principle because it's fucking amazing.After that yeah just go wherever. Quantum Enigma basically did the reverse of Requiem and the symphonic stuff is layered on thick. It's still good though.
>>123432922I always pictured a horned devil with an open mouth crossing his arms.
>>123432966yeah he was forced to listen to the albumFWTH is superior because it doesn't have senile woman vocals
>>123428481Pacey never gets the big picture, not like Dawson
>>123433022You could have just said "I'm filtered >:(" and saved a lot of typing.
>>123433123https://youtu.be/NZmUMMeAiOM?t=70 >f-filtered!!lol
>>123433238Yeah quite literally filtered, those vocals are great schizo vocals.Must hurt your delicate poser earsy wearsies.
Ad Nauseam
Jute Gyte
>>123433238are you saying you can't handle this?imagine being this onions desu
>>123430165Correct.
>>123430329holy lol
>>123432922would be way cooler with a pig head desu
>>123433483Look where your money went, dumb broccolihead zoomer.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725218541840960.webm
>>123433883>>123433883>>123433883>>123433883>>123433883>>123433883
>>123432947>we never got?
>>123430938Golden shower
