immolation editionold: >>123433883faq: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
BLASTINGS
>>123441601
>>123441655My condolences.
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123441655Post new Jari kino art, whoever has them.
>>123441655
>>123441705He really went back to his Finngolian roots this time around.
Hear me out: heavy metal but slow
>>123441799sounds boring and shit
>>123441799Got just the thing for you bro, they're called Black Sabbath
>>123441705https://turbobit.net/download/folder/2453184?short_domain=tbit.toDownloading now
>>123441799It already is.
>>123441799>crowbaryeai'm thinkin basef and tunelowplayslowpilled
Why are Megadethfags so obsessed with the band's lead guitarist? Every single time they get a new guitarist, they jizz all over themselves. Megadeth solos aren't even above average for buttrock bands like them.
>>123441570best dm of last few years
>>123441854Magedeth is basically a boyband for neckbeards
>>123441705Kino album.
ASMR-core
>>123441655do i have to listen to part i first
New Dead Congregation when?
>>123442021You don't have to but all the songs were on the same album in the same order originally and the it was just called Time. This is the cover from like 2007.
actually good dm from this decade
>dude Japan lmaoNot listening!
Thoughts?
>>123442066Lol
>>123442073Certainly one of the albums of all time
>>123442067Cope.
>>123442021No you just have to pay the sauna tax of $1000 to get AI generated images that look shit.
>>123441570finally a BASED edition
>>123442067We love sakura trees here
>>123442097The booklet isn't AI generated. Each page was drawn by the fag who did the previous album's art.
no saunafag discussion allowed, sorry
>>123442120This is a saunaman general and we recognize his masterworks here.
Kultur.
>>123442160Hated. Despised. Mocked here.
>>123442160Jokes aside, it's beloved here.
>>123442109this shit looks like a childrens picture book.
>>123442175Being a diddler, you would know.
>>123442163Correct.>>123442167Incorrect and deceitful statement.
>>123442160Greatest album of the last 2 decades
>>123442160AOTY? more like GOATY.
>>123442179Correct.>>123442188Incorrect.
>>123442188I can't tell if this is a joke band or not. The music is unfathomably bad. Surely it isn't a serious effort, haha...
>>123442261>meal pretends something that sucks is good for le memeskultur, jute gyte, wiggerslam, the list goes on
>>123442261Remove the "inherently" angle and no one would give a shit about it
>forcing yourself to post forced memesyou can do better
>>123441682Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Bolt Thrower
Artist: At the GatesAlbum: Slaughter of the SoulSong: Slaughter of the Soul>and destruction upon the wiggerslam man >Who has no riffs >GO! >And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123442490>GO!Very based.
Industrial fan and trashcan metal is total garbage.
Exciter are underrated
>>123442534Back to your retirement home, grandpa.
Formulas > Blessed > Altars > Abominations > Covenant >>> Gateways >>> Heretic
>>123442620>Abominations > Covenant
>>123442629it was the beginning of the dumbfuck metal of Domination. btw I forgot, Heretic > Domination
>>123442199Correct.>>123442178Incorrect.
Re-Kultur.>>123442261>>123442315>>123442357Shalom, troll.
Oh yeah this Dawg video is going to piss off some people for sure, mmmmmhmmmm
>>123442734Beloved here.
>>123442315Correct.
Ornassi Pazazu, Year of No Light, Jute Gyte
MUNICIPAL WASTE!
>>123442315>kultur10/10>jute gyteNot bad, but not that great either.>wiggerslamHated and despises here. >>>/lgbt/
>>123442943This but the exact opposite.
>>123442958Correct.
>>123442958Hated and despises here. >>>/lgbt/>wiggerslamNot bad, but not that great either.>jute gyte10/10>kultur(Still) Correct.
>>123442943Why are you pretending to be a jute gyatt fanboy now
>>123442983We prefer art, or even an attempt at art to lgbt disgrace here.
>>123442988>or even an attempt at art to lgbt disgrace hereThe guy is antifascist and donated funds to trans rights organisations."Antifascism, antibigotry.On Bandcamp Fridays, all sales are donated to Doctors Without Borders: www.doctorswithoutborders.orgOn Juneteenth all sales are donated to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund: naacpldf.org"
>>123443018He's a cuck who's had an attempt to make something unique, shit-tier art, but still art, unlike wigger homosexuality. We prefer shitty cucked art to non-art on this board.
>>123443018Correct. Adam will be a real woman.
>artful metalBeloved here.
>that time saunaman went full groovyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJmwSrcVj_4&t=147s
Not off to a good start this morning
>>123443049Based.
The power of jute gyte in the hands of someone who can make music
>>123443102Wait for the meds to kick in.
>>123443207I meant the general not me kek
>>123443102These threads haven't been good forever now.
haven't been here in forever, what's wiggerslam /meal/
>>123443527The logical conclusion to metal.
>>123443527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6SWafRBhQ
>>123443535>dude in the purple shirtamazing
>>123443527The latest schizoid obsession.
i am so gay for gay metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11G9j9utRCs
>>123443641For me, it's Very Ape (2013 mix)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhGF7v2ba-U
>>123443641not metal
>>123443669metal
where the big girl riffs at
>>123441655thoughts on the mix? I'm listening to fan-made remasters on youtube and they sound much better >>123441705love this goof >>123442109>the fag who did the previous album's art.are you sure? they look especially bad
>>123443717Exact same artist but probably AI upscaled to 8k. It's not "especially bad." You're just biased towards El Sauna. Inherently.
>>123443584>i am so gayCorrect.
>>123443717They are not even that good bro...
>>123443829>Exact same artist but probably AI upscaled to 8kmakes sense. But I love sauna man, didn't give him a cent though
>>123441601Name a better prog metal album released in the last 10 years
>>123443838that's how muffled the original mix is
>>123443848
>>123443848Ne Obliviscaris - Citadel and UrnWilderun - Veil of Imagination
>>123443865>Ne Obliviscaris>Ne Obliviscaris after Portal Of I
>>123443905What's wrong with their later albums
>>123443905thisthey went straight to shit album that albumhell, even the demo is their best work
>>123443858For me its hxc
>>123443929>even the demo is their best work
>>123443695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0mrpnuV4where you go
>>123443848New albums from The Ocean and Disillusion
>>123443932what?
>>123443925Stepped far too into wanky territory for me. They just kinda fart about and don't really achieve anything, or keep repeating similar ideas. I also think the demo is the peak of their work, just Portal of I also has good tracks (even if the demo tracks are still the best).For me, they've just been forever in a steady decline.
>>123443961Idk feels more like they found a sound and became staleI enjoy all their albums except the last
>>123443949huh?
>>123443971I guess that may be a better way of putting it. They come across as stale for me but also just none of their material after the demo seems to capture my attention as much, so they must be doing something different as my brain wouldn't be burned out on that sound after 3 tracks or even 1 album.
I bet you hipsters think this is the best Leprous albumhttps://youtu.be/HpzykOPMF04?si=ndRLCa_mODjtosMn
>>123443983No I don't think Leprous has a single good album.
>>123443848Terminal Redux
>>123443938He's exaggerating but not wrong. The demo was super popular when it came out and had all the prog nerds hyping up the eventual full-length.t. old enough to remember when NeO used to post on ultimate-guitar's metal forum.
>>123442189Based in a thread of cringe
>>123444008Did you even listen to all of them
>>123444024Reminds me of Corelia who had a lot of hype after the first EP but there was a lot of shit and drama going on and the band finally released the album 9 years later and broke up
>>123444101Also they raised 30k via crowd funding but there was no update for years
>>123443717why is the snare so LOUD
>>123443905>>123443929these takes are fuckin wild, NeO has been very consistent even if they haven't exactly topped portal of I
>>123444141If it don't sound like a gunshot i dont want it Simple as
>>123444155Yeah they've been consistently more boring with each release.
>>123444155more like consistently swirling down the toilet lmao
>>123441601vocals are kino, prog bits are kino, the weak get filtered
>>123444184That album art is filtering me
>>123444184Literally who
>>123444269you should know the band, but no one gives a shit about that album
>>123444269Afterbirth
>>123444141because WE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE WAY OF THE FIIIIIIIREEEEEEECLAKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK
>>123444184Looks like some 2004 emo shit album art. Not gonna listen solely because of that.
give me some boomer metal about getting old and wasting your life. bonus points if it has bluesy boomer bends
I don't think Wintersun is for me, boys. Too clean and sterile. I need grit and some element of the disgusting in my metal.
Why did people act like this was really bad? It’s perfectly fine albeit derivative diet slayer, Osegueda is good and Demmel can shred
>>123444384>60% horror samplesawful
>>123444430Fag
simp metal
>>123444405they're shite, it's just getting memed due to the news of the sauna scam finally coming out and being even scammier than expected with tis contents
>tfw too high IQ to appreciate wiggerslam
>>123444426I didn't think it was "really bad" it was just boring and a waste of time. I don't really remember a single thing about it despite a few listens, and if it hadn't come out then we would have missed nothing.
Ramones
>>123444455I can see the appeal for the fedora-wearing people that are into stuff like Dream Theater or whatever. But yeah, it's mediocre at best and every song drags.
Furries, cosplayers and gamers.
>>123444455Ne Obliviscaris does cheesy prog melodeath way better
SOCIAL CLIMBING DORKYOU AIN'T DOWN FOR THE CORE
>>123444472Yeah, feels like it's metal for the metal crowd who don't really like metal or don't want to dive into it past entry level meloshit or power metal. They all probably enjoy Sabaton
>>123444462It’s one of those things that has a couple nice moments while listening but you don’t remember them since it can’t put together a memorable entire song or make up for that by being unique, KK is a idiot for not doing something actually new and interesting to have a actual legacy
>>123444503>it's not real metal unless it's blackened deathcore or slam
Discharge
>>123444184>insane vocals>chunky delicious bass tone>grooves>pig squeelsYea I'm thinkin I'm slammin
>>123444503theres no good metal past entry level
>>123441601I DON'T FEEL ANYTHINGANYTHING
>>123444559>t.ourist
>>123444540Correct
>>123444575>>123444576Iron Maiden and Blind Guardian mogs your death grind band
>>123444588Iron Gayden blows, at least say Metallica
>>123444470Unholy Grave makes the best Ramones covers
>>123444588Oh so you're a tourist AND over the age of 60 lol
>>123444611Memetallica has more bad than good albums
>>123444614Proof?
>>123444619how can you be both?
>>123444619And you are a poser
>>123444628Only kill em all is good
>>123444452this coming out on Miskatonic led to explosive drama, too bad the hellride forum is gone cause it was the eye of the cyclone for most of Solstice/Miskatonic related keyboard warfare
>>123444611>at least say Metallicanice bait
>>123444628So do Iron Maiden
>>123444634https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axM5hfoUYfAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alwCwS9Twm8Helps if you enjoy Unholy Grave and raw grind i guess.
>>123444650Can I get a quick rundown? Why did it cause drama?
>>123444674Only No Prayer and Blaze albums are badThe later albums are mostly mediocre
>>123442188Aryan dubs, checkem.
>>123444707Everything after BNW is bad. I may be willing to accept Dance of Death as decent though.
>>123444707Mediocre is still bad.The Final Frontier is also fucking terrible.
Oi polloi - Bash the fash
>>123444452Many years ago I would get drunk and listen to this and have a good fapcry. Not ashamed to admit.
>>123444721>>1234447275-6/10 does not mean bad fucking retards
>normalfag metal opinion: I like these types of metal and not these other types of metal>autistic (/metal/ general poster) metal opinion: proper understanding of music taste begins with starting at the assumption that taste in music is the result of a combination of social forces and personality characteristics with base enjoyment, the substantive lyrical content and the formal structure of the music under discussion as an afterthought. Using this strategy and all manner of obscurantism and sophistry, I can both rationalize away my inability to enjoy large varieties of music as something that makes me more interested in music than others but can also start from a conclusion that I am more mature and refined than others not in spite of the fact but because of the fact that most of my music taste consists of socially incompentent adults writing about depression, gore, vampires, etc.
>>123444767Literally met. Curator of metal
>>123444767Tldr
>>123444789Favorite alt metal album?
>>123444767Heckler come take care of this one
>>123444704Rich Walker spent years crusading against whiny doom, and particularly against gothic and confessional lyrics, then out of nowhere he put out this album that's the exact antithesis to what he claimed to stand for in music. he was weirdly avoidant of the criticism until someone found out that the guy behind Warning is Rich's cousin, and all hell broke loose when Rich tried to hide the connection. after a while he snapped from the prodding and a massive flame war erupted with a shit ton of people joining in to mock the increasingly mad Rich.
>>1234447556/10 means good, 5/10 means unremarkable which I consider worse than "bad" as at least a bad album is fucking memorable.Besides, all modern Maiden albums are typically closer to 3/4 out of 10
>>123444841what's the "best" bad and memorable album?
>>123441570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80X1EeJYK1Y
>>123444858I dunno something like this.Musically it's a complete fucking mess, but it's the only example of "technical depressive black metal" and has a lot of fun moments even if they're stitched together terribly.Also some liturgy albums have made me laugh out loud with how bad they are so that's technically entertainment.
>>123444912>Also some liturgy albums have made me laugh out loud with how bad they areNot trusting your opinion if you're getting filtered by Liturgy.
>>123444858Infectious Jelqing - Multidimensional Wigger BrutalityAlthough I'm not so sure it's bad anymore. Might actually be good.
>>123444858The Oath of Black Blood
>>123444912>>123444957>>123444960these better be abysmal and fun in a bad way, or else
>>123444936That's fair as I don't trust the opinion of anyone who likes that pretentious subpar drivel.
>>123444858Illud is a good shout.Has some decent DM tracks scattered in between "KILL A COP KILL A COP" and "I'M MORBIIIIIIIIIIIIID"
>>123444811Used to love SOAD but I've listened to them so much in my teens I can't fucking stand them anymore.
>>123444858EEEEEEEEEEEE
>>123441601all right, it's growing on me, but it's somewhat disappointing for a Deceased album to bring nothing new to the table. it plays out like a smooth blend of their run from Fearless Undead Machines to Ghostly White, like they were trying to write a farewell album which I'm sure was not the case
>>123444858Cold Lake
I'm getting shit faced on a FridayAt least I'm practicing guitar
>>123444841>boring is worse than badWould you rather eat shit than bland chicken with a white bread?
>>123445312Anon, it is Monday. How drunk are you?
>>123445324>food analogyI think anon meant that a bad album can sometimes be entertaining, whereas a boring album wouldn't be entertaining. Entertaining (even if bad) is better than forgettable.
>>123441655Wtf are the single version in the Time Package? What's the difference between them and the official one?>>123441705>pdf to img to compressWhy make them as pdf Jari?
>>123445336Oh shit it really is over
>>123445324Food and entertainment are not comparable you handicapped fuckwit.I would genuinely rather listen to a shit album than a bland one that leaves my mind the moment it's over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqVXxzZlp0
>>123441601Love and hate this band so much
>>123444858How did no one say St Anger and Lulu
Never listened to Wintersun
>>123445370>>123445557Most people prefer music that is nice background noise over something that sounds irritating but funnyBesides most funny bad albums stop being amusing after a few listens
>>123445836Not worth it imo. The songs are 10 minutes long and do nothing of note the whole time beyond Jari throwing in every midi instrument he can download.
>>123445842>Most people prefer music that is nice background noise over something that sounds irritating but funnyI don't give a shit what normies do.
>>123445832Lulu is a masterpiece though
>>123445912>t.able
>>123445836They are good you stupid fucking poser faggot
Inquisition - Hymn for a Dear Star
>>123446141Posers have the best taste in metal.
>>123442534True.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8yKGGnR49k&list=OLAK5uy_lZGobIy44O_JeHX0d9sEf2ADlDb0DkKl8
>>123446251meant for >>123446174
>>123441854Everyone already knows Dave is a genius, so we rattleheads which band members will complement His vision and unlock His full potential.>>123441963kek
>>123442620Forgot to mention, Illud reigns supreme
>>123443049more like AQQ!>>123443695ZnoWhite I guess>>123444960Not bad at all unless you're filtered by war metal
>reading old Kerrang mag scans>edition no. 2>full page Pat Benatar advertisementis she /meal/ approved the same way Depeche Mode is?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUqptx_2OsI
>>123446438Znowhite more like ZnoBLACKED
Which country (or scene) caused the most harm to metal?
>>123446477norway
>>123446457I hate burgermutt hours
>>123446477Norwegian 2nd waveGothenburg meloshitGerman/Italian flower metal
>>123446440Gaypest Chode is hated here.
>>123446498This It's not even close
>>123446498Why
>>123446477Great Britain aka Gay Shitstain for giving birth to diapershit. Pozzy and Gayden did more harm to metal than alcohol and drugs.
>>123446504>>123446498I'd bet for the USA for spawning Pantera, nu metal, deathcore and shitty atmoshit one man band black metal
>>123446546>giving birth to diapershit.Diapershit was literally the first instance of metal you dickweed. Get rid of diapershit and you don't have metal anymore
>>123446546>Ruins metal by creating it based
We love wiggerslam here
>>123446556All correct besides last one
>>123446538brought the lame aesthetics and attitude to black metal. and the lofi nature of 2nd wave getting popular flodded the market with low quality shit that gets a pass cause it's "kvlt"
>>123446556All incorrect besides last one
>>123444985Did you ever see the wooden altar version of that release?
>>123446603Let me rephrase - huge quantity of bedroom Burzum clones
Who the fuck is Jari and can he shred?
>>123446624Such as?
>>123446606>implying 1st wave wasn't low quality lofi dogshit
If wiggers listen to slam, what does Urkel listen to?
>>123446634I Shalt Become for example
>>123445102If you don't like Cold Lake, you have negative T.
>>123446665>those overallsDefinitely black metal
>>123446665Urkel would be a djentleman
>>123446144Inquisition - Wings of Anu
>>123446665Zulu
>>123446665Urkel is a Phil Collins Chad and the heaviest music he listens to is a few Rush songs
>>123446477USA: 90s MTV metal, or as Varg accurately put it, "NTV".
>>1234464771) All the swedes putting out one death metal album then turning into faggots2) Norwegian black metal - Killed finnish death metal. Antii Boman of Demilich (direct quotation):>Yeah, it was the overall ‘fuck you’-atmosphere, death threats from Norway and all that shit. I wasn’t afraid, but I felt like I didn’t belong there anymore. All of our friends’ bands had either quit or changed their style, like for example Sentenced and Amorphis. We were still plowing the same field and fighting with the black metal kids. On top that, it just simply killed the inspiration. I couldn’t get any songs done.
>>123446498Absolutely this
>>123446665Doom
>>123446500That album should say Greg Walls instead of Anthrax
>>123446665Is he also from outer space?
>>123446824Gag Ballls is one of the most mentally ill people in metal along with Trey Azagoth
>>123446779stupid fucking aggro norway teens ruining shit as usual
>>123447011There's nothing wrong with Trey.
Rest In Power Hector
>>123447049HEIL AZAGTHOTH
>>123446477USA
>>123446824Correct.
Reminder that Norway saved metal both in 2023(Kultur) and in time&space. We love and worship and cherish Norway here.We also HATE the samefags that like to claim otherwise.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aubbzKm2uJM
Also reminder that we cherish Obtained Enslavement the most here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Krok-2Cac0
>>123446477Black Metal
>>123447215>>123447244Correct.
>>123447215>>123447244shit tourist gimmick, kys avatarfag
>>123447285>t. power chord sloppa le 56 tourismohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO_2GOs4QpY
>>123447318Correct.
One day these fags will learn what a power chord actually is.
>>123447429Thank you power chord sloppa tourismo
>>123447215Aryan
>>123446261>melodeath, Chile
>>123447514>>123446261Listening!
I listen to slam when I slam dumps into the toilet
if you're not a youtube clicker post something you own
>>123447596Fag
>>123447596For what it's worth, you have called me a youtube clicker several times.
>>123443848>violent sleep of reason>pleroma (new orgone)>hive mind narcosis>hostile architecture>last 2 abigors
>>123446566>>123446579How does that shitty rock have anything to do with metal?
>>123447635That's the other guy. What do you think of that Godflesh
>>123447514it's not melodeath
>>123447683Like most post-reunion Godflesh I typically enjoy 1 or 2 tracks and then find it full of filler. Good heavy production doesn't save the boring songwriting.For me I think Justin just doesn't know how to program interesting drums anymore. It kinda goes underrated how interesting the programmed drums were on Streetcleaner and it feels like all the new stuff just has the most stock rhythms imaginable which makes it depend solely on the riffs, which seem to focus more on being heavy than good.I don't hate it, I like most Godflesh albums, but it's just "ehhhh". My favourite post-reunion release is still the fucking Decline & Fall EP.
Is Hector really dead?
>>123447691It's the highest rated melodeath album on RYM lolSurpassing Crimson by Edge of Sanity
>>123445750>0:31no one does gutterals like craig, you prefer this version or throne of apocalypse?
>>123447748>rym genres
>>123447747god I fucking hope so
>>123447747He just deactivated his Hectorpersona for a few weeks to make it seem like he has a life.
>>123447704The new Jesu EP has put me off him for the time being. But I've said that a couple times before and ended up liking it. But I don't think I'll like it this time.
>>123447747He liveshttps://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/123425139/#q123430352
>>123447765The new one? I haven't tried that.I quite liked Never and then Terminus was one of the most boring pieces of shit ever. Jesu really hasn't been that good since Conqueror really, which fucks me off as the s/t is one of my favourite albums ever.Really I think Justin only produces good music when he's going through trauma or he's part of a bigger band, and while he still says he's got anxiety etc I think his life is smooth enough that all his music is stale and safe.
>>123447816>>123447816>>123447816NU
>>123444540>it's not real metal unless it's blackened deathcore or slamCore and slam aren't metal poser. At least make sense of your meme faggot
>>123447824Slam is the most metal metalgenre you product of incest
>>123445047I can't stand the artwork. Its like they called Monty Python for the artwork. Still need to check it out though i do like the band
