What's the best instrument to learn for attracting females?
>>123662289melodica
>>123662289You wont so dont worry about it
>>123662314I can if I really, really try!
>>123662308>>123662394Are there maybe any cooler/more badass and/or epic/awesome instruments I could play that would result in females wanting to give me access to their holes
>>123662289Singing + optional acoustic guitar.
>>123662289Bass probably. Bass has been pushed by a ton of media the last decade with a lot of characters in TV and film being bassists for some reason. Most popular music nowadays is also heavily bass centric. Even the most bassic bitch music will have a strong bassline in it that your average girl will know.
I think you need rizz as well u guys........
>>123662426Music is the language I use to express what would otherwise be my verbal charisma. Also not a big fan of "rizz" as slang, sounds stupid. Is that really what zoomers are saying?t. zoomer
Bass, now play that funky music whiteboy.
>>123662289>¿quieres?
>>123662419>Bass has been pushed by a ton of media the last decadeI want you to elaborate on that. Not because I doubt it, I'm actually intended to agree with this, but I can't really see it.
>>123662483It's strange because now my mind is setting two different musicians archetypes I never thought: chad funky bassist versus the virgin metalhead guitarist
>>123662507To be honest I probably only have a handful of examples if I really went hunting for them but when I see something more than thrice I automatically classify it as a massive phenomenon. I'M TELLIN YA THE BASS AGENDA IS IN FULL EFFECT!!
>>123662537That's just Les Claypool and Ler LaLonde.
>>123662426you LITERALLY don't. if you can sing well and play guitar you can be the most spergtarded autist on the planet and still get laid.
tin whistlehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=E1JwSD7F4kY
>>123662289trombone
>>123662289It's guitar. Piano is more romantic, but guitar gets your foot in the door.
>>123662289Ten bucks says you get no chicks just buttraped by Diddy instead
>>123662289The pussy pipe. Have you ever heard of it? It looks like a pink recorder but when you play it, it summons any females in the vicinity right to you
>>123662289just play wonderwall
learn an instrument for yourself, not for othersyou'll find it much more fulfilling
>>123662289The jumbo sousaphone. Women get wet for a man who can blow the horn.
>>123662289its hard to play rap and very produced pop music on instruments
>>123662419>>123662507>>123662544Idk how common it is but being a bassist has become a stand in for certain character arcs or character qualities just like chess is a stand in for being intelligent in bad and cliche TV/Movie writing. I don't think bass is actually getting more popular per se but he's correct in that a lot of modern genres are significantly more reliant on a bass line than a guitar, i.e. Pop, Electronic, Hip Hop, Ambient, OSTs so on.
>>123662289Bagpipes
>>123662289You have to be a rap fag to get women nowadays, so just larp as some dumb fuck rapper because that's all it is nowadays, rap rap rap, rap this rap that. Wow bruh listen to this rapper. Rock music is seen as spergy now.
>>123662289Hedge funds
>>123663538totally wrong
>>123663691Are you retarded? All the zoomshits listen to nowadays is rap pretty much, and it's getting so fucking tiresome.
>>123662289Depends what women you want to attract, if you want alt and goth girls you play bass, piano and cello attracts a less mentally ill crowd.
OP tickles the ivories
>>123662289i dated a girl who said she was into drummersdo with this what you will
It doesn't matter in the mind of a female musician status is a binary Boolean
>>123663845not even getting into what zoomers like, and what zoomer girls are attracted to, OP said femalesin some circles yeah you're better off with hiphop but with females across the board, across the planet, there's a gorillion styles of music that attract bitches. Not even getting into religious or folk musicbeing a singer, rapper or frontman would definitely increase OP's chances for sure
>>123662289tambourine and join a band you'll attract all the dope fiend chicks
