>you become a famous /mu/sician>nardwuar interviews you>he starts quoting your 4chan post history down to the exact wordWhat do?
>>123667799probably just leave the interview at that point. I'd be cooked
>>123667807stupid answer actually. really I'd deny it was me or play dumb. I was posting anonymously after all. he has no proof it was me.
I then unzip my dick
>>123667799isn't he something like 5'7 or 5'8. i'd slap the fuck outta him ngl
>>123667799ask him to sing the telefrancais theme tune with me
I just kick his ass on camera
>>123667799Being horny and racist was always my inspiration
>>123667825>"on june 14th at 2:13 pm you entered what is known as a 'rekt' thread and commented 'lmfao i love seeing jeets die' on a video of an indian man getting hit by a train..." *smiles at you*
I wouldn’t talk to nardwuar.
>>123667858Based and great response.
>>123667799I stare at him for a sec and laugh because he said it word for wordand I'll hit him with the "I was having a mood but I stand by what I said"
>>123667799Stick around just in case he pulls out a bootleg live tape of my dad's shitty blues-comedy band that he said never recorded a full album
>>123667799naudwuar buddy there are things at play here that you're just not understandinng
>>123667799he's just going to repeat the same post I've been posting over the years and each time he says it I'll respond "yeah" in a monotone voice
>>123667799I don’t even wanna know what my wiki page is gonna look like once I become famous. Gonna be a lot of alcoholism and racism under that controversy section and the early life section is gonna look real fucked too.
>>123667825Stylometry anon. We're fucked.
>not just shitposting more in real time and accuse narduwar of being a fellow shitposter taking him down with you>>123668277fag
>>123667799I'd call shenanigans
