Fuck zoomers. I love REM.
fuck zoomers, gatekeep zoomers from I.R.S. era R.E.M.
>>123674475Yo this is sick
>>123674475Ay its a bop
>>123674475Bruh shits bussin wym?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7aHDm5dxhs
>>123674475REM goes hard bruh
>>123674475I wish the rest of their material sounded like this
>>123674475they have a song with 1 billion stream, zoomers like them
>>123674909Try some Neatshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOScXLhn7gA
>>123674475That's because you're a tasteless dork with no personality.
>>123675013But enough about you
>>123675004thanks
>>123675038No it really is lol. That response only really proved it.
>>123675004Nice!
>>123674664If your goal is really for Zoomers not to listen to the music you like, you can have the REM front
>>123675061REM was heavily influenced and had tremendous respect for Frank Zappa. “This One Goes Out To The One I Love” was written about frank.
>>123674909Murmur and Fables sound very similar
>>123674909>>123676043Chronic Town, Murmur, Reckoning, and to a lesser extent Fables all follow that same basic sound. They only abandon it once they get to Lifes Rich Pageant. What they do from that point onwards is a bit more hit-or-miss IMO.
>>123676043Reckoning sounds the most similar
>>123674475Needs some high-hats
Everything up to Green is GOAT
>>123674475>fuck zoomettesYes
>>123674475Fuck REM. I love zoomers.
>>123676683You want to have sex with the band?
REM invented mumble rap that zoomies love (which is also come from the south)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRDzvkxXpBU
Fuck you ! I love REM too !
>>123674475singer is a charisma vacuum. zero stage-presence
>>123679162Fuck off zoomer
>>123675013R.E.M. are like the Monkees. Pure Chadcore. You can't work at a car wash and understand it.
>>123675013>>123679659HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEESCOME AND WATCH US SING AND PLAYWE'RE THE YOUNG GENERATIONAND WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
>>123676007They sound nothing like Frank Zappa but I understand you're just saying this to fuck with me so sure. >>123679659>>123679675This is like the sadest shit I've ever witnessed.
>123679727 (no (You) for you)You are the "sadest" shit I've ever witnessed
>>123679727You should tell us all some more about those boyish night poundings you received while you and your dad listened to Nico
>>123679OK.Uhhhh...ok.>>123679907Thing that never happened again. That's great ig. Let me know when you've seen a vagina in real life.
>>123679659>>123679675>Guy who's still a virgin at 40 trying to larp as his middleschool bullies and failing
>>123680008> Let me know when you've seen a vagina in real lifejust show them yours so they can get it over with
>>123680036I don't have one. You're being schizophrenic again.
>>123680018>Seething because R.E.M. and The Monkees are for Chads while no one knows or listens to the DoversI know the truth hurts, lil bro
>He's shitting up REM threads now
>>123680097>>123680099I don't think you're proving what you think you are but sure. If this is what makes you feel better we can go with that. :)
>>123674920Probably 80% Milennials propping that one up. If you were a kid in the 90s you couldn't escape them.
>>123680097R.E.M. is for guys who work in techn support. Slayed and Bon Jovi and maybe maybe like Sodom were for Chads. This would have been like stemlord shit even in the 80s.
>>123680133>Faggot hands typed this
>>123680194You're a 40 Year Old Male Virgin who can't lift boxes,you were never really a candidate for being a "gigachad" either. Least I've actually seen a woman naked before. Do not tell girls that you listen to REM and The Monkees tell them you listen to Cartiae God,Bladee,Yung Lean,2010s Indie Bands,and Taylor Swift.
>>123680251>works at a car wash>obsessed with lifting boxes>got his bussy pounded by his dad so he unironically thinks Nico is good>thinks he can shit on other bandskek
>>123680306>schizophrenic rambling about things you imagined happening>trying to deflect from lack of upper bodystrength>tardspeak meme word proving you've never had sexRight,this is the sadest shit ever lol.
>>123674475Not music.
>>123680306Also>has never been employed for more than a couple weeksEpic BEEFCHAD moment guys!!!!
>>123674475Sir, this is a Pylon board.
>>123680327>>123680337Beefheart fans don't have passionate night poundings with their fathers. Dover fans on the other hand... I also wouldn't brag about working at a car wash and gooning my brains away to trannies.
>>123680391That's something that never happened. You made this event up in order to feel less like a sad retard. Seek mental health counseling. Also I would honestly assume they have lol. Somethings gotta have happened there.
I'm a zoomer and I think Document is an alright album. Thank you REM for inspiring countless better bands
>>123680414You're never beating the car wash allegations
>>123679540>zoomers care about stage-presence
>>123680425have you never listened to Murmur or Reckoning??
>>123680391>"brag about working at a car wash"Never bragged about it>"gooning my brains away to trannies."This also never happened. You're making up increasingly ridiculous stories because you know the average beefheart fan is in fact retarded and sad (not exactly rocket science). Liking Beefhesrt at all and having any work experience to speak of aren't exactly things that go together,but yeah tell me more about "my" childhood there. I'll wait for you to catch up dw. Average Beefheart Fan is the same guy who's unironically obsessed with The Joker. They were either abused or are severely mentally disabled probably.
>>123680426You're beating the ever having worked a real job,being able to hold a normal conversation,bathing,and being able to take care of yourself without some kind of caretaker involved allegations though.
My favorite REM is the good half of Life's Rich Pageant.
>>123680449So you do work at the car wash
REM are going to announce a reunion later this year or early next year. screencap this
>>123680460I just know that song where he's talking about Earthquakes mostly. I think I've heard other shit by them before that but not sure. AOR which you guys all reactivity hate despite not even knowing what it is was the actual "80s Gigachad" music though. Part of what is so funny about all this shit. It's also way better music.
>>123680476Shut the fuck up faggot
>>123680468>Bro doesn't even work judging me for what I do You're at risk for suicide lol. Yeah I do,keep coping though. The people who listen to Beefhesrt are abject retards with no friends and are probably into "comedy" anime aswell. The people who listen to Nico also listen to classical.
>>123680460Shiny Happy People, my dad used to pound my ass to that one
>>123680486You're probably crying to yourself while typing lol,what a little bitch holy shit. Smear your own shit on the wall and stop your feet like a madman while the heckin epic STACY GURU song plays. See if I give a fuck. Anybody can screeching like a retard and bang random objects,don't start telling me you're successful now.
>>123680489I'm glad you're finally admitting it after vehemently denying it in several other threads. What a raped retard.
>>123680493>>123680517Literally crying and shitting yourself here. You clearly must have down syndrome or something lol.
>>123680493KEK
>>123680517It was consensual, not rape
>>123680443No, document is the only one I had any interest in
>>123680528You seem to think a lot about people shitting. Chuck Berry fan?
>>123680517>"What a raped retard"Yeah this is definetely a normal sentence that a GIGACHAD would say. Great grasp on reality there lol. >>123680530Seething because what I said is true. Morbidly obeese retards in sonic the Hedgehog t shirts are clearly the target demographic for most of the music discussed on here anyway.
>>123680534Holy shit kek
>>123680569KEK goddamn
Yes,I would assume the demographic for Caotain Beefheart is people who shit themselves in public. Most people would. I get many of you are deeply delusional but it doesn't express what you think it does.
>>123680575>mad because Daydream Believer makes bitches cream their brains out
>>123680633Nah, more mad because my dad used to cream in my ass to that song, except he sang gaycream instead of daydream
>>123680633If you're trying to get pussy I think Taylor Swift or Drake would be better options. No woman wants to fuck to any 60s psych jams in current year to begin with. You're being extra reddit.
>>123680647Davy Jones is working this faggot into a tantrum
>>123680654LMAO
>>123680687>seething over davy jones>seething over trout mask replica>seething because he got too old for his dad to dick down anymore
>>123680662Besides, the only one who can work me into a tantrum is my dad when he denies me my golden shower
>>123680697Lies, I'll never be too old for daddies dickies
>>123680697You have schizophrenia? Ok. Like I said enjoy the delusions.
>>123680698>>123680706My sides are in orbit
>>123680698>>123680706lol
>>123680766Whatever, lmao.
>>123680780NO NOT WHATEVER, FUCK YOU!!! BEEFHEART RUINED MY LIFE
>All those deleted postsOh fuck did he get axed
For what reason does Nico Sperg not like REM? LIke what the fuck? What the fuck can we discuss without this prick ruining threads?
>>123680997JazzThe sperg fears the Chazz because he cannot comprehend the Jazz
>>123680544you should listen to Murmur and/or Recknoning. they're a billion times better, trust mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oC6pxjjGHw
>>123681011REM was focused on like down to earth lyrics and simple songwriting though,kinda the opposite of jazz or at least the jazz you're probably thinking of there.
>>123680330>Refuses to elaborate.
Mr. Nicotranny, what have you actually listened to from REM? Any full albums? Which ones?
>>123681048Fag band.
>>123681072So? How does that determine if something is music or not?
Kek what is the downie seething about this time?
>>123681051I like Imitation Of Life, especially the music video. I imagine me and dad are dancing in it
Is REM finally going to be /mu/core thanks to Nicotranny? Will we finally get to talk about good jangle pop and not that Smiths fag shit?
>>123681095his gf kicked him out of the house again, so he's back living with his mom and owes money to his drug dealer
>>123681152She didn't throw me out, I left willingly after the bull politely asked me to
>>123681088Fags can't make music.
>>123681189Actually I'm pretty good at making music with the skin flute, all my songs are in the key of pee
>>123681189Why not?
>>123681207Joke opportunity missed : key of Dmajor
>>123681337Degeneracy is incompatible with art, which is a combination of beauty, truth, and goodness (all inexplicably linked).
>>123680476this post where he admitted to not even knowing the band did not get enough attention. how is it possible to be this autistic?
>>123681458Idk, sounds like you’re being a bigot.
>>123681458Terrible things can have their own kind of beauty. And for starters a closeted fag is less truthful than an open one like e.g. Arthur Russell who objectively made some decent music.
>>123680710speaking from experience?
>>123674475>I love REM
>>123682081Anyone with taste loves R.E.M
>>123674475Hey guys that statue on the front cover is a Gargoyle from the Notre Dame Cathedral. Pretty cool huh?
>>123674475Innn aaaa corrrrrneeeer gaaaardennnnHouse In! Order!Ahhhaaaaaaaahhhaaaaa
>>123674475whyd you say fuck me for?
>Radio Free Europe is their first single>Chronic Town comes out about a year later>Murmur about half a year after thatFucking insane that those were how the world got introduced to this band, they just came right out of the gate swinging.
>>123681514>>123681577>>123684705Cope.
>>123685186Murmur immediately breaking into the top 40 and being named the "album of the year" by Rolling Stone ahead of fucking Thriller legitimately might be one of the most influential moments in the progression of rock music. Really wild to think about.
>>123685186Didn't let up either until the end. Amazing band.
>>123685253Neck yourself /pol/turd
literally listening to orange crush rn
>>123680046Ma’am. You have a vagina.
>>123685253I accept your concession
>>123674475>>123674664you sad balding retards. I've been a fan of REM since I was a kid you can't stop me. Get a life you niggers.
>>123676683touch grass niggerthis is depressing to witness.
>>123676683>>123688734sorry man I misread that jesus christ. Gonna stop coming on here holy fuck
Bump. I love REM
