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>nordic heya hoya musicNot metal.
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123675780>>123675877HEIL VARG
BLASTING
>>123675996>best death album in your path
True, noisy, lo-fi black metal was designed from the ground up for the structure of the European Gentile ear. Each component of the outer ear, from the scapha to the antihelix, must form and grow into a specific shape that allows for different sound frequencies to be separated from one another upon reaching the ears.This shape is unique to the genetics of European Gentiles. When the sounds reach incompatible ears, they will stay blended together and sound unpleasant, causing the recipient to be hit with an overwhelming feeling of terror that causes them to flee the immediate vicinity.Black Metal is therefore quite literally an ancestral inheritance with a built in gatekeeper
russian metal?
Keller Synth is 100% metal.
How is the new Winterfylleth?
>>123676009I know this is probably pasta but then explain black metal's popularity in latin america and southeast asia.
>>123676003>deathmid i'm afraid.
>>123676276>black metal's popularity in latin america and southeast asia.No such thing. Sarcofaggot was never black metal. Cope.
>>123676312Yes such thing, Varg probably has more fans in latam than he does in Europe.
>>123675780>dat trigger disciplineNiceWish a motherfucker frenchie government would act stupidNah, jk, stay safe varg
>>123676322Nice headcanon
>>123676322[citation needed]
Slayer is for faggots.
>>123676340Correct.
>>123675102The only good kind of death metal.
>>123676327Just trust me bro.
>Taakewhere?
Taake on meTaake me on
>>123675996
>>123675815Lol.
>>123676591To Fjords
>>123676242Zoomer bullshit>>123676279But the solos...
Satanic Warmaster
>>123675996I'm weirdly enjoying it. If it wasn't for bits where they go into weird slow boring chuggy bits it'd be better.>>123676777Now this is the best Death album
Michael Jackson Thriller
>>123675877Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123675996This shit sounds even more like dialing through random radio channels in a Lithuanian hotel room while tripping balls than their previous records.Not sure if I can really call this metal anymore.
What is a good metal song to wake you up?
>>123677286System of a Down - Chop Suey!
Metal was birthed in 2005. Only 12 good albums had been released before then (most of them in 1998, being already recorded by 1997). Metal achieved its creative peak in albums like Gloire éternelle, Synarchy of Molten Bones, and Imperative Imperceptible Impulse, elevating the genre into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Phil Tougas, Carl-Michael Eide, Hasjarl, and Luc Lemay, all its potential was unleashed and the genre has been transcended into a magnificent art-form of beauty for intelligent young men with strong hairlines (i.e. the highest class of human - continue helping to turn underground metal into classical).
>>123677311not metal
>headcanon
>>123677346Incorrect.
Why does varg larp as an American homesteader
>Woke up>Juan Brujo is deadno
blasting
since u guys are a bunch of clowns here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taGk0nskDqY
>>123677665
>>123677346It's nu metal
>>123677854>tfw I own 6/10 of those albums
>>123677854Two good albums here. Hint: Toxicity is not one of them
I add every album posted here in my "to listen to" list
Recommend me some crust albums please.
>>123677580That's two of them fixed this year.
>>123678129
>>123677960I got a load of old CDs from back home and I have so much shit from when I was younger.Linkin Park, Whitechapel, even fucking pop rock like Snow Patrol
>>123678125I also have a “I’m never actually going to listen to this” list
kwab
Here is your daily reminder that if it wouldn’t work as an ice cream truck jingle it is not a riff
>>123678467>star of merchants
>>123678238Band is over I cant fuckin believe it
why did they do it
>>123678668Excellent news. Should've been cartel'd decades ago.
I always thought they were a meme band since they did a cover of the Macarena song
>>123678023Wisconsin Death Trip IS one of them.
Is this a safe thread for Powermetalfags?
>>123678826Yes just no singing along and you’re good
>go to shitty punk coffee shop>chat up a cute alt girl at a shared table>notice a metallica tattoo>basic bitch taste but I can manage>"you ever see them live?">"hehe no I regret getting that one">"what do you listen to now?">"gojira and tool"
>>123678826>euro power metalwelcomed and cherished here
I've listened to this entire album front to back at least twice a year since 2003
>>123678851Did you let her hear your tool?
>>123678851Glad she got some taste finally
Anything releasing today?
>>123678919I've no interest in her music, but I want to make love with her.
>>123678938Iron Maiden 50th anniversary tour dates.
>>123678949she's a bloated slob these days
>>123678851I hate women so much its unreal
>>123678964Fucking put them out of his misery
Why do white women get so fat all the time. You are forcing my hand here
>>123678973I'll get her to sweat off the weigh. There's a diamond in there.
>>123678997>his miseryMcBrain's?
>>123679003in her colon, maybe
>>123679003*weight
>>123678973WHEN I EAT FRIES I, WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH COLD BEER
>>123678997Still the greatest show on earth.
iron maiden members starting to look like the mascot
>>123678288Delicious, thanks anon. Punk is like a pie, the crust is the part everyone wants.
>>123675780Uh oh...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZVXtDVrc0
>>123679057Iron Maiden is basically ABBA. Not metal.
^ bait
>>123679201Metallica, Megadeth, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden are pop rock bands, with Iron Maiden essentially being ABBA. These are bands for people who don't like metal but want to say they do.
^ bait (slight return)
>>123678851>giving a tattooed harlot a single second of your timesimp
>>123679232It's okay. You don't like metal. You like Metallica, Megadeth, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
^
>>123679246You're malding so hard you're responding indirectly. Because you know it's true. These are not metal bands. This is tame entry-level radio rock and basically, you're a faggot.
>>123679238>I listen to metal but I'm too cool for girls with tatsallowing these fags to invade our subculture was a mistake
>h-he's maldingactually I'm jamming to The Number of the Beast
>>123678717look at that mewing streakI beat he could rizz up Epica
>>123679295Yeah. Pop rock. Not metal.
>>123679262hard to act like a tough guy when you get assmad this quickly
>actually I'm jamming to The Number of the Beast
>hard to act like a tough guy when you get assmad this quickly
>>123679334I saw them live in 2014 and the band brought 17 girls from the crowd up on stage, and the drummer, guitarist and vocalist fondled their tits and made out with them. These are the married members of the band, by the way. This guy didn't touch them. True story. August 4 2014, Bergen. You can probably find footage of the full concert. I wonder if they ever got in trouble with their wives for their blatant cheating, lmao.
>2 Minutes to Midnight>6 minutes longwhat did Iron Maiden mean by this?
>>123679390that makes him even more basedwhat a chad
>>123679256>maldingIs that like getting mad and going bald at the same time
>>123679498Correct. The Varg way.
why is most metal music and by extension guitar music music so simplistic? its like if you were playing one note at a time really fast on piano, or playing the same chord same up and down the neck really fast.i kinda stopped being able to enjoy most metal once it started sounding like this to me.
>>123679735I’m not autistic. Works for me every time
>>123679752but youre retarded so your opinion is meaningless
I'm usually high on opiates when I listen to metal so the lack of complexity doesn't bother me
>>123679765Oh yeah I forgot. Thank you schizo sister.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPCpz6HX33A
>>123679735>t. pot stirring dissoshitter
>>123679844i mean idk, im just wondering how people enjoy this stuff after like age 14 and dont just move on.
>>123679735>5 fingers vs 10Guitar is infinitely more difficult to play than piano. Exactly how braindead are you to make this comparison? lmao
>I don't understand how people on a japanese anime and gaming imageboard haven't grown upreally bad bait
>>123679935Thank you based hector
>>123679902Move on to what exactly?
>>123679955Post hand.
>>123676009>True, noisy, lo-fi black metal was designed from the ground up for the structure of the European Gentile earLet's be honest, their sound was the result of being talentless, edgy teenagers with a lack of musical knowledge and resources. Not exactly something to be proud of.
死だけが現実である
>>123680014there are multiple people in /metal/ who look like this
>>123679969>implying I have need for hands
>>123680014Decent. I might like it more on the second listen.
>>123679902Because most people besides you can see that a lot of the good shit isn't what you described.
>i mean idk, im just wondering how people enjoy this stuff after like age 14 and dont just move on.
You WILL be attending, right /meal/?
>>123680334I will go and listen to Limp Bizkit only and then leave.
>>123680334Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LcyG5vcEM
>>123680390>"lemme try it again">still sounds like shitwashed up
>>123680346IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
crazy how metallica is called a pop band when they were literally the heaviest band in the world when they debuted
>>123680434>metallica>popcontrarian cope, nobody worth talking to actually believes this
Halford, Rob
>>123680434So were Black Sabbath and Taylor Swift makes heavier music than them.
>>123680434Metal is a subgenre of pop
Sorry, your boomer radio rock will never be metal. You like Tornado of Souls and Nothing Else Matters. Not metal, sorry. Even Marty Friedman fucked off to play j-rock and literal anime covers.
>ALRIGHT, TIME TO MAP OUT MY VACATION TO THRASH METAL! NOW LET'S SEE, THIS CHART SAYS I NEED TO LISTEN TO THESE KEY FOUNTATIONAL ALBUMS FIRST IN ORDER TO APPRECIATE THESE ALBUMS THEN I NEED TO LISTEN TO THESE ALBUMS IN THIS PARTICULAR ORDER THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THESE DEEP CUT ALBUMS AND ESTABLISH MY LIKING OF THIS GENRE THEN I'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE TRIPS TO MORE EXTREME TYPES OF METAL!
>early 00s metal humorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfWEPEsJfTk
>>123680434I get your point but there were way heavier bands in the early 80s
>>123677286For me, it's Casper's Dictum by The County Medical Examiners or Unknown Tribe by Babylon Sad.
>ynpee pampersteinnot metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0txUKiXJskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0txUKiXJsk
>not metalYou’ve done it now. I am angry
man that "old metal is pop" guy is really hungry for (You)s. someone hurry up and take the bait before he dies of starvation.
>>123680713This but unironically
>>123680921>Babylon SadUnderrated gem.
>>123680772Name 3
Yesterday night, I sat myself down with a drink and a decent pair of headphones and actually gave this album a chance. What did I think of it?
Kultur. Simple as.
>>123681193I don’t like it. Never listened to it
Nu metal reigns supreme.
>>123681193>>123681279Can I listen to both? Or are they fundamentally incompatible?
>>123681097Not him, but Possessed formed the year Kill Em' All was released.
>>123681320You can listen to anything. Only posers limit themselves to a specific band or style.
>>123680682marty friedman is the greatest lead guitar player in metal history
>>123681360You beat me to it. Listen to whatever you want >>123681320, /mu/ and 4chan in general is and will always be contrarian
>>123681353>haven't even released anything but dude they were totally heavierRetard
>>123681279>rap rocknot metal
>>123681193We kvltivated this
>>123681279>Nu/Alternative metalInherently metal
>>123681396Napalm Death, Discharge, Bulldozer
I mean if you just wait until 85 there’s several releases that trump anything Metallica ever did
>>123681360>>123681384I mean, wouldn't the Aryan spirit of Kultur and post-African grooves of nu-metal cause a spiritual disruption inside me?
>>123681480please don't make this political
>>123681496Just listen to whatever you want and if you feel a disruption perhaps stop?
What's the better debut, Show No Mercy or Kill Em All?
>>123681376Wasn't even the best guitarist in his own band Cacophony.
Slayer completely mogged Metallica on debut
Reminder that Satan watches this thread. You have been warned.
dave mustaine created thrash metal
Satan is my #1 nigga. I put that shit on the Dark Lord, cuh.
>>123681647>Dave MustaineKing of metal, beloved and cherished here.
People like varg and nhv realized the post-African repetitious nature of metal but then later on went back to playing it. Others realized it but embraced it. What was meant by this!?
Metal for this feel?
>post-AfricanYou're low IQ. Stfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7h40lvzomgNOT ROMANCE TO MEIT'S JUST THE FEVERHERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO PLEASECAN U DELIVER
Why do RYM fags not like this song? It's one of Vektor's greatest bangers.https://youtu.be/2UGw1lkK_4o?feature=shared
>>123681742The post isn’t capitalized you absolute failed ESL for the last time high school dropout
>>123681715>What was meant by this!?Nothing other than the fact that all metal artists and fans are dumb gorillas and it is best to exclusively listen to Classical, or learn to appreciate it.
@123681825What are you retarding about now, faggot? It wasn't capitalized in your post and I was quoting you. You're low IQ. Stfu.
>>123681877The “post” in the post not the post. Don’t make me come over there and punch you in the face
>>123681762Sounds like something metallica would come up with
Savatage - Hall of the Mountain King
>>123681837If classicalfags were intelligent then they would actually write some music
The bridge of "Fade to Black" makes me lose my shit.
>>123679935>Guitar is infinitely more difficult to play than piano.Do metalfags really?
>>123682151We write music as a hobby, as I do myself, but we know we cannot surpass the greats unless we dedicate out entire lives to it, which is impossible for many of us(in fact, all of us, except one in hundreds of million, which barely surpass anyone but rehash/reorchestrate the vast amount of great classical music there already is)
Deicide butt raped by Chicago promoter on tour and people wonder why Glen is grumpy.
>>123682234Don't forget to change your diaper afterwards then
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN I CUT YOUR HEAD OFF, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER???
>>123681730Dissonant black metal
>>123682332Sure fag. Did your mom write that joke for you by the way?
AUSCHWITZTHE MEANING OF PAINTHE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE
>>123681531Show No Mercy, clearly
Any wiggerslammers itt?
Moar like this?
>>123681730Shave it off and get a sweet tattoo with the new space.
>>123682391I remember reading the lyrics to this song on some forum back in the day without knowing where they came from. I thought to myself, "oh, this is some NSBM-type shit". But I kept reading and thinking to myself "damn, this is actually really good". Then later on I put on Reign In Blood for the first time, and I was floored.
>>123682271Are you starved for attention?
No offense to you guys but serious question, why are most metal fans I meet in real life total faggots? It’s like they make it the cornerstone of their personality that their taste is so “hardcore”
>>123682486Zoomer faggot kys
>>123680390I find it eerie how much one can decline, like even if you don't practice and don't care about it anymore you've been playing that song for 33 years now, you shouldn't be able to fuck it up physically, and yet
>>123680390Hammett has always been a bum.
>>123682819>>123682774>>123680390I thought Kirk was supposed to be skilled but uncreative. If the nigga can't even nail the correct notes then what does he have?
>>123682842>skilledDude has been covering his mistakes with wah-wah ever since The Black Album.
Lemmy
>>123682842he could play decently fast once, and that's it
HH
>>123682842He's never been skilled. He fails to play the basic-ass main riff of Some Kind of Monster in the St. Anger documentary and has a lengthy hissy fit about it as James tries to teach it to him.
>>123682595Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>123683227Not enough attention for you?
>guitar is infinitely harder than piano>no it isn’t>REEEEEEE WHY YOU WANT ATTENTIONDo metalfags really?
>>123683241You aren't making sense, anon.
>>123683285>>123683279Assess what you're here to do and then ask yourself if you crave attention.
>>123677346
>>123683387Correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3bhNylexyg
https://youtu.be/UczTcbImSL0?t=242
any of yall read halford's book? is it worth it?
>>123683109>lengthy hissy fitI saw the Beato interview and I couldn't believe how much of a faggot he was (Kirk, not Rick), what the fuck happened?>>123683537I didn't but I remember seeing a post here that said that he wished he didn't because there was so much gay shit it made him lose respect for him and the band, like it was unbearable
>>123683109Hetfield is a brilliant rhythm guitar player; watching Hammett attempt to learn the parts written for him highlights this. He also has to treat Ulrich like a child when counting off his drum parts.
How come so many black metal fags kill themselves? You would thinking suicide would be a doom metal thing.
>>123683537Are you interested in reading about Halford going into a gas station toilet in Texas and flashing his cock at another man, an undercover cop, who promptly arrested him?
>>123675996https://adversam.bandcamp.com/album/proclama
>>123683581>>123683764>homosexual is a degeneratehow exactly is this a revelation
>>123683079HEIL
>>123683781>how exactly is this a revelationIt's indecent exposure.
>>123683781there's still a fine line between knowing and reading every fucking detail of the shit they do
>>123683764you aren't?!
>>123683764it wasn't the drummer was it, that faggot really raped Jani Lane didn't he?
>>123682596No idea but I get what you mean
>>123683866How are you gonna know if you don't read it nigga?
just ordered the halford and dio booksI, ozzy wasn't in stock\m/
Anyone else like the Industrial Metal project of Halford? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZbVODeCj-I
>>123684055I, Ozzy is like 20 years old. Just pirate the audiobook nigga.
sometimes metalcore is good
Was numetal really the last great innovation in metal?When's the last time you heard some metal and thought 'ive never heard anything like this before'For me it was freak on a leash
>>123684083But I love books
>>123684158The whiny vocals and cringe lyrics really drag that band down
>>123684163this you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttYNXaMkGa0&ab_channel=KyleSuela
>>123684163Books were literally my first love. When you've been a bibliophile for as long as I have, you'll understand.
it actually makes me really fucking mad that these Christfags made a good album
DON'T CALL ME YOUR BROTHER'CAUSE I AIN'T YOUR FUCKING BROTHERWE FELL FROM DIFFERENT CUNTSAND YOUR SKINYOUR SKIN'S AN UGLY COLOURAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXODUS REIGNS SUPREME
>>123684224JESUS HITLER ADOLPH CHRISTIS THIS THE SECOND COMINGOR THE FOURTH REICH?
>>123683690Metallica is musically mediocre as a whole.
https://voca.ro/1lILP5BF4N0Nsax is metal
>>123675877based
in 40 years Metallica released 4 good albums.
>>123684418facts
>>123683690Jaymez accounts for 99% of what's good about Metallica, the other guys share the last 1%. This is ofc excepting live concerts when Jason was in the band.
>>123684418>>123684463If they cut the filler from Load and Reload and made only one album, it'd be a pretty solid release imo. >Ain't My Bitch>Until it Sleeps>Hero of the Day>King Nothing>Bleeding Me>The Outlaw Torn>Fuel>The Unforgiven II>Low Man's Lyric>FixxxerThis could be a decent album once you play around with ordering it correctly.
>>123684513Based fellow Hero of the Day fan.
brah brah
how come that they never learnt to not bloat their tracks in 40 years? the moment Cliff and Dave fucked off they went on with Justice, and even with Bob Rock they had tracks that went on and on for way longer that they had rights to, and now they can only come out with drags that it's hard to listen to, what the fuck is everyone thinking in that camp
>>123684755>what the fuck is everyone thinking in that campMONEY GOOD
>>123684804no, they'd be writing pop songs instead of 10 minutes "epics" that make you want to quit 2 minutes in
>>123684830You're not the intended audience
You just know Het and Rob are the tops in Metallica.
we can all agree there's not a single (1) good track on St. Anger or Lulu at least, right?
>>123684848INVISIBLE KIDNEVER KNEW WHAT HE DID
>>123684848FRANTIC TICK TICK TICK TOCK
okay which one of you faggots said this in the comment section of fucking invisible kid? please do it.
>>123684871that was Dave
>>123684871Sounds like some sort of bleeding heart liberal.
>>123684836I know but I also don't understand who is, other than "dad with his kid", because they're basically an "event" band that people go to see just becaues of their name, I'm sure you got recommended the video of the vapid bitch that went to see them without knowing a single song >>123684878I wish he was 33 again
UNDIGNIFIEDUNDISCIPLINEDUNDESERVEDUNASHAMEDUNEXPLAINEDUNDISTURBED
Is there literally anyone who enjoys listening to nu-Megadeth?
>>123684848>My lifestyle>determines my deathstyleDid Dave write this? Kino.
>>123684508Yes.
When people are discussing something I don't care about I stay quiet and don't interrupt. We need to encourage good behavior around here.
megadeth was never good
>>123684998Coward. I discuss everything, whether I care or not, whether I've listened to it or not.
I don't even listen to metal and I'm 90% of the replies in this thread.>Now Playing: The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We by Mitski
>>123685003>>123685013I agree with both of you.
I will reply to my own posts but only one time. I draw the line at that point.
>>123685177You already posted that one
What's going to happen to metal when all the boomers die
HI GUYS JARI HERE
>>123685286metal-archives will become useable.
>mogs serious metal bands while IRL shitposting
"I am Matthew Hopkins, Witchfinder."
TRAPPED INSIDE THE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND OF THE SPECTRE
Got an acting gig tomorrow. They're shooting a tv show at the local metal venue and need rough looking fuckers to mosh. Finally, my skills are coming in handy
>>123685511Good to know you've got meth money covered, anon
>>123685511Prepare to sit around for a while. Film sets are excruciating boring.>>123685522Lol
>>123685511Aren't you embarrassed?
>>123685511You aren't rough looking you are just a fat pimple faced teenager
>>123685287he won
>>123684965Does Dystopia count as nu-Megadeth? If so, yes.
>>123685562He's getting paid to throw himself around in a crowd for a short amount of time. How much of a sissy bitch do you have to be to feel embarrassed about that?
>>123685563he meant very rough to look at
>>123683387>mfw the anti nu-metal elitist gatekeepers of the late 90's and early 2000's will be at the forefront supporting the 2020's nu-metal revival
>>123685682>nu-metal revival Naw, they done jumped on the wiggerslam P H E N O M E N O N
>>123685775>unnccentioh>Overwhelming Chad
Just found out my coworker plays in a deathcore band and they're playing saturday.Should I go heckle him?
>jari wrote a random pop rock songkekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir4JgIOQBTw
Thanks to anon(s) who recommended these. Been boozing and blasting them all day.
>>123685906you are balding.
>>123685977I mean, a little, yeah. It would be weird if I wasn't.
>>123684871People who talk like this are pathetic. Stop lying that “music saved your life” faggot. It’s entertainment.
Can someone please recommend me more stuff like >>123685906? Gimme some deep-cut slam and grindcore. Preferably stuff on the experimental side.
why the vitriol? what did he even do wrong?
I miss kpop fag.
>>123686157Skin tension - Mechanic Impulses of the Hyperreal
>>123686157Dead and Dripping is the first that comes to mind. Maybe 7H Target will fit as well?
>>123686168MetalSucks are a bunch of commie retards so he probably liked a tweet saying men can’t give birth or something so they think he’s a Nazi now. Just a guess
>>123686179Who needs kpop when im you have jpop?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pl7KTlPh1Wc&pp=ygUUV2VkbmVzZGF5IGNhbXBhbmVsbGE%3D
this is so cringe lmao. Bunch of old farts pretending to be core kids
>>123686216Are we gatekeeping core in meal now? I thought i'd never see the day
>>123686168"Metal Sucks" isn't an ironic title, they actually feel that way.
>>123686187Just sampled the first track. YES!>>123686189Do you mean Dean and Dripping or Dead and also Dripping? I actually ordered the Dripping cd a couple days ago - should be here soon.
>>123686196It really makes you think about how K-pop got a foothold on this website.
>>123686253Dead and Dripping. One band.
>>123686272Hype. No other reasonable explanation.The Japs will always reign supreme.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIlZCmETvsY&pp=ygULc2FrYW5hY3Rpb24%3D
>>123686299Oh yeah, I'm liking this. Boutta order the cd right now.
>blackened pagan power metal doesn't exi-...
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