>He still imagines himself performing his favorite songs at his school's talent show
>he still imagines himself performing his favorite songs at family gatherings so he can impress his girl cousin he has a crush on
That's pathetic, I imagine myself performing my own songs in huge arenas packed with cheering fans
>>123691397Realistically how common is it for people to have crushes on their cousins? I had one on a girl cousin a few years older than me
>>123691432More common than you think. I have a girl cousin who's older than me that I still think about.
there was a karaoke stand on college campus once, everyone clapped to each other except for me, when i realized how bad i've done i put on a hood and just walked away like autist
>you will never be urinated on by a grown Japanese man in front of your crush at your school's talent showWhy live?[spoiler]Also, I'm more of an "imagine a weird music video while listening to music" kind of guy.[/spoiler]