fun fact: your 50 year old mother has probably fantasized about this man at some point in her life
>>123691895My mom wasn't a /mu/tant so not likely
>>123691895Such a sad hairline. Like an elderly lion, displaced from his pride by a hirsute young cat and about to be torn asunder by a roving pack of hyenas.
>>123691895George Michael yeah, not this guy
>>123691941Why did black peoples obsession with hairlines creep into white culture?This is why zoomers all have shaved heads or wear fucking perms
>>123691895lel no one was crushing on morriseys ass except prototype pink haired arthoes. Bisexual men are the ultimate pussy-repellant
>>123691952What happened to the record moz did with ASAP Rocky?
>>123691945Moz wanted George to acknowledge him here so bad. Poor little intellectual narcissist.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj3HOklzUTo
>>123691895No, I'm pretty sure Robert Plant was the reason why my folks had four of us.
>>123691941most people would kill to have that hairline at 65
lol no, effeminate pretty boys don't do very well with women in the Balkans
my mom is 71
>>123691895My mum is too young for Morrissey. Jarvis Cocker or Kurt Cobain were more her thing.
>>123692028Moron
>>123692199This. Marrfags on this board are delusional. He looks fantastic for his age and he isn't wearing a wig.
>>123691895Funner fact: all the dads have, too.
>>123692028Only on the BBC could George Michael be the straitest man in the room.
My mom is 70 and doesn’t know who that is, no one does
>>123692706Kek
>>123692336damn say her you love her
>>123692199would rather have Mick's hairline at 85 and a 30 year old girlfriend desu
>>123693019Based wholesome ESLbro
>>123692791No one important, anyway
>>123691941Bro fell off hard
>>123691895your 50 year old dad prolly fantasized about him as well
>>123693850Op was porked by his dad every nite and thats why he became a morrisey stan
>>123692028Morrissey only likes straight men because he gets off on imagining himself as a character in some gay poem or something that's a tragic victim of unrequited love.
>>123691895my mother is not a Mexican homosexual (last I checked???)
>>123692028I didn't expect that Morrissey would sorta diss Joy Division, while George Michael praised them.
>>123691895My mother does not know who this is.
>>123695020Pretty based of him. Joy Division fucking sucks. George seems alright though.
my mother is 56 and she wouldnt even know who Morrissey is let alone the smiths, she likes Scorpions, Pat Benatar, Iron Maiden, other 80s ballad metal acts
>>123691895I have his autobiography. It's good shit.
>>123695020Rivalry, mostly. They are the other 'big' Manchester band. Oh and a general disgust for the mythology around Ian. Morrissey only likes tragic suicidal women, he prefers men to self destruct in a proper rock n roll way like the new York dolls did. Also The lads from jD/New order are best buddies with Marr and there's a lot of rivalry there.
>>123691895My mom said she found Morrissey "too depressing". She probably fantasized about Dave Gahan though
>>123691895My mom's not 50 and she has no idea who that is
