Birthday Vrag editionA /metal/head Perspective: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1BtThe Threads of Yore: >>123821081
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
AIDS vikernes
Morbid Angel is cool. We like that here.
>>123831777inherent trips
>>123831818dinner and a show? sweet
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation): >Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "faggots", they were anti-pussy getters, they were pro-cock suckers, we cultivated this.
Americasissies......are we now the country of bland pop music and slip slop?
>>123831903America produces the worst metal atm so he's right
>>123831903yeah its true. obviously its bigger in europe. the whiter it is the more metal they like.
Morbid Angel mogs, reigns supreme, etc.
metalcore is actually mogging black metal this year it's unreal
>>123832062Correct.
>>123832062It's unreal alright...
coreshit has always been more popular. thats the point. its pop shit for kids.
>>123831842i like parts of it
>>12383210490s metalcore is far more underground than 90s black metal
>>123832104but enough about black metal
I haven’t listened to a new metal album in monthsMy list of stuff to listen to just keeps growing and growing
Prayer of Hatred
trey would heem varg
>>123832227Correct.
>>123831842better than the overrated Tucker albumsYEAH I SAID IT
BLASTING?
sleep well bitters
>>123832671
>>123832671Goot nijht.
>>123833486K now I'm listening to this. Gootnite for real this time.
>>123831851>>123832005good
What is the best Morbid Angel song?
>>123831750It's that time againhttps://youtu.be/Wry9G6rcdQw?feature=shared
>>123833252why did he butcher the mix
>Genre: Southern/Groove Metal>Southernwot
>>123832671not metal but oh well>>123833252idk it is too polished
so, now that the dust has settled... what did we think about it??
>>123832186Same with my dick
>simultaneously the single best thrash and groove album everHow did they do it?
>>1238338427/10Better than I thought it would be
>>123833842Isn’t only side A out? The video was a lot of fun though
>>123833842I enjoy some olde krautrock and the different styles are incorporated well. It's good, rarely great.
>>123831750What's the comfiest metal album?
>>123834273
>>123834273probably not this, but it's still very weirdly comfy
>>123834314I find black metal to be oddly comforting
>>123834372>>123834314this was tiresome
If it's comfy it's not metal
>>123834323yeah bro that bit with the obnoxious bird cawing is super chill fr fr
>>123831972>mutt copelol only the very lowest IQ whites like metal because their cognitive abilities are similar to the monkeys in south america, white trash is an embarrassment to the white race, it's a shame they exist at all
>>123834542you're brown
>>123834504idk i like it
Why does every BDM band try to sound like this masterpiece and fail horribly?
>>123834737If you hear Suffocation when you listen to this, you need to get your hearing checked.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE8b5_8hfs&t=26s&pp=ygUUdHJpY2hvbW9uaWFzaXMgYWxidW0%3D
>>123834372I find comfort in melancholy and having my peace of mind, this is not strange at all
I'd like to know how Louis came up with the genius line "This is huh... wow".
>>123834804Monotone noise bongo drums garbage
>>123834542you can't even string together some decent causality, mudbrain. Do better
>>123834737None So Vile and Annihilation of the Wicked sound quite different
Post-african repetitions
>>123835097Nile sucks
>>123835080Are you binging this band or what
>>123835136Thank you cuckposter
>>123835076It is essentially noise, I'll give you that much.Doesn't change the fact that not every brutal DM tries to sound like an album you happen to be obsessed with.Stop saying dumb shit pls
>>123835142ye
>>123831750been loving picrel, started as some bad shitty bad religion skatepunk band but went into thrash and hardcore mix
>>123835215Mentally ill.
>>123835113Essential
>>123835215Joke explanation: "click" looks similar to "cuck" in uppercase.I suggest >>>/kpop/ or >>>/wpop/ for you and for other mental retards.
>>123835080Tha throbbone do be fartin'
How do I generate AI images of overweight and balding middle age metalheads binging on fast food.
>>123835681/m/
>>123835685you don't need AI, just ask /metal/ for selfies
>>123835548Kek you must be a cuck since you got your panties in a twist
>>123835685I know a guy i can just take pictures of to create a lolcow kekNow how bad do you want it?
>>123835790I'm pretty sure most of /metal/ looks more along these lines
>>123835817We don't wear panties here.Try any of the following:>>>/lgbt/>>>/mu/>>>/reddit/
>>123835870We dont, but you clearly do since you know where you belong kek
>>123835877Incoherent post. If you don't like metal it you don't belong here. It's as simple as that.Try any of the following:>>>/lgbt/>>>/mu/>>>/reddit/
>Municipal WasteHoly shit!
>>123835911I didn't know they were religious
>>123835838I don’t live in flyover land though
My Journey to the Stars is probably the best black metal song ever composed. No other one makes me feel the same visceral rage I feel when I hear Varg screaming in that
>>123836036Why is he mad about going to the stars though
>>123836059>fuck this gay earth
>>123835906BASED AUTIST
>>123835947The thrashin of the christhttps://youtu.be/H9L20HNtwmU?si=cmyrQpeUcTGUEjYU
>>123834737>invents BDM>wtf why are BDM bands influenced by this?great question dickhead
WARMASTER RETURNS
Furonymous Larpmaster
because of the horribly amateurish album covers and shitposting ITT, I always assumed Grand Belial's Key was some 10 listener NSBM project no one cares aboutbut now I see that shit is popular
>>123836036>>123836059Black metal is inherently pro-outer space.
>>123834273The production and the loud/quiet dynamic do the trick for me.
>>123836292Delete this
“Not black metal” genre ranking:Blackgaze>DSBM>Post-Black Metal
>>123836404>this is “white” in Argentina
>>123836404Interesting that both GBK and Arghoslent have homophobic lyrics, and yet he named himself Necrosodomy?
>>123836419you forgot dungeon synth
>>123836419>Blackgaze>There are like 3 good blackgaze bands at best.
>>123836563Not that anon but what are they? I tend to enjoy blackgaze. The only one I really know are Alcest and Kardashev.Anyone listen to the new Ripped to Shreds album? I'm not into old school death that much, but I want to like it since they're a local band for me.
>>123836236What’s the metal equivalent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDKHAV10V9s&t=156s
Since it's birthday edition posting albums that got you into metal seems appropriate
>>123837055Into the Void is still a monster of a riff
>>123837055
So, what is Varg up to these days? Haven't heard about the old sperg for years now.
>>123836424>born in New York in 1973>lived in Virginia since 1990>lived in Argentina between 1999-2000>GELAL IS ARGENTINIAN!!! THE PROOF IS ALL THERE!!! ARGENTINIAN AND AFRICAN TOO!!!
>>123837408are you going through their whole discog? Which is your favorite?
>>123837477yesForsaken Symphony and Glory and Perdition
>>123837408wowso coloredmuch gay
>>123837544hey look a time traveler from 2014!
>>123837544>the bmcel brain can't process more than two colors
>>123837515i don't really dig their prog/groove influence they've introduced in The Arcane Odyssey and further on, earlier stuff is much better and mystical sounding
>>123837452No one knows what he is and neither does he
>>123837452his parents are argentinian immigrants that came to new york in the late 60s, his d0x exposed him years ago and caused him to start spazzing out and being agitated in all interviews after the d0x.
>>123837660Why do chuds always look inbred
>>123837713The guy on the left looked normally bred, but is manlet
>>123837787Height was invented by foids to further demoralise and divide men
>>123837713Why do lefties always project? Don't make me post what arrested antifa members look like.
>>123837685https://www.somdnews.com/archive/entertainment/argentine-empanadas-a-hit-at-area-farmers-markets/article_7f8bb777-c395-5979-aee6-8a7ca511d691.html
as far as melomeal this is pretty alright https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RpxFnH1jSE
>>123837885
>>123837685Could that have been in 2016?
>>123837814Manlets can’t be taken seriously unless they have extraordinary charisma.
>>123837902this ape is literally serving up ice cream
I live nearby I am going to get a taco
>>123837937Or a gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9vzDy3pTY
>>123831777Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123837961>>123837902kek, what you have to do because chuds are worthless neets who don't buy your records
>>123838021Why is he such a asshole?
Time II just gets better each time I listen to it, how did Jari do it bros...
>>123838099HAH
>>123832671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pggBvEOmN8scertifiably groovy as fuck
Stonetoss, Gelal/Pogrom, is every Chud secretly a Latinx?
AOTY right here, lads.
please keep redditspeak like "chud" out of /metal/ please it's embarrassing and makes us look like faggots
>>123836419black'n'roll>all of those
>>123838214they just want to be accepted by white folx
HAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>123834737What exactly is going on in this cover art?
>>123838214South America is obsessed with nsbm. I ordered from a Brazilian label once and they sent me their zine with the order, it was kek
>>123838297Looks like a black eyed illegal in his rape trance
Brown
>>123838297THIS IS 100% GELAL, HIS COWORKERS IS SOME OLD FAT BALD GUY WHO OWNS THE TRUCK ANDS TWO GIRLS, NOBODY ELSE HE GOT CAUGHT AGAIN HA
>>123838485FAGGOTS
holy fuck Adam posted a preview of the new jute gyte https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAQ-UyhO_IB/?igsh=MWtwdWZpZmsxM2Mxdg==
>>123838318Brazilian NSBM bandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cssyn2qytqkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuqcxWTHZTU
>>123838639FUCKING TERRIBLE
>>123838449THERE IS A PIC WHERE YOU CAN SEE HIM IN CLEAR VIEW BUT THEY CROPPED HIM OUT BECAUSE HES FUCKING UGLY AND RUINS THE PICTURES HE'S IN
>>123838318Nothing i can do when nsbm is the best bm.t. brazilian.
Gelal makes tasty food and tasty riffs. Name a greater talent in metal
>>123837885I wonder if those empanadas are as good as his riffs.
>>123838698Gelal is enslaved by negroids >>123838297
can I get a HELL YES for all female BDM?
>>123838755kill yourself
I love big black throbbing cocks in my bussy more than aryan dicks tbqhfam
>>123838755FKM
>>123838786Wigger slam isnt music
alternative metal is still metal. your feelings on it doesn't matter. it's still metal.
>>123838829correct
>>123838807Third world war when?
>>123832671immortal
>>123838829
>>123838829slipknot has no reason to not be on the metal archives. it's just elitism from fat slobs
>>123837885>>123837902Glen Bell, the founder of Mexican food chain Taco Bell, was English/German/Swedish. Cope.
>>123838449Blatantly 100% southern euro ancestry. White despite what Varg might think.
>>123831750>burn a few churches>kill a man that had admitted to others that he planned to kill you>only witness is a mental patient that talked himself into a conspiracy to commit murder charge>get twenty-one years in prison>murder with intent will often get ten years>parents that rape their children usually get a handful of yearsas a norwegian, varg's sentencing was a complete joke
>>123838855
>>123838429Rapeape
>>123838829Of course
>>123839028False flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upPgkoTjpUs
If you want to know the kind of person who would seek to dox Gelal, read Grand Belial's Key's lyrics.
World War 3 metal?
ON A MULE RIDES THE BEN SHAPIRO
>>123839152real militant schizo hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxtC57tmEGc
>>123839152Zyklon b/Niden div.187/Antaeus
>>123839365Noisecore garbage
>just found out Angra did a Kate Bush cover>it's actually goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN-pE31-7xk
>>123838881What does that have to do with anything?
>>123839396Novembre covered Kate Bush as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9w7YXWo9qU
>>123839152Inepsyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuQOU-igYRc
>>123839152>>123839365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dcmqm1vGHA
>>123839490Garbage made by the obese subhuman behind drowning the light
>>123839152
>>123838755DSL on the left
Fucking great album. Been listening to it all dayDanzigs metal albums dont seem to get much attention beyond "mother"
>>123840207Long Way Back from Hell is a banger
i was wrong to ever call dissonant death metal gay it's asexual
Eternal Heils to the Inimitable Honorable Varg Vikernes
>>123840336Varg sucks dicks and takes it up the ass.
>>123840424He's just like me He's just like me frfr
>>123840436false flag
>>123840228For me its "tired of being alive". But every song on this album is a solid 7/10 at least, so much good stuff
Dissoblack
enters threadposts realest metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mREOd_za4Cgleaves without saying a word
1991: Black Metal started
>>123840641
>>123840633>Oceans Ate AlaskaThis is coreshit isn't it?
>>123840641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2JnaltPeU8
>>123840633re-enters threadposts equally real metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMAy5K8vEGcleaves again without a trace
Albums for this feel?
>>123840712Summoning H to keep the tourists out
I thought this would be bad but it slays. How many metal bands are still this good at +35 years?>>123835244I only have heard their nofx stuff. Is the metal stuff high energy?
>>123840712to everyone's surpriseenters thread a third time post heavy metal from 1983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiG82CSq948lives satisfied
Doom metal.
>>123841086>>123841034Blocks your pathTells you to go to >>>/lgbt/That's where you go and stay
>>123841096Correct.
>>123841061the album cover still turns me off from listening to it
>>123833588For meJust personallyIn my opinionIt's thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3S3rvT7ny4
>>123841121>when you and the bois down 8 beers each and have to walk home
It’s kinoOne of the best albums of the yearThey just keep getting better
>>123841107>Tells you to go to >>>/lgbt/modern metalheads are not homophobic or afraid of our sexualitynow enjoy this oldiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mcr6dVBk3c
>>123833842It's alright. might grow on me, might forget about it in a month.
>>123833842i like it so far
how'd i do, am i metal
God: Emaciated
>>123831750Give me a good metal song with harmonica that is not The Wizard
>>1238418683:25https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhhumtFhtqs
>>123832671Hails to the best death metal debut album.
Your profile manifests the path I took with Black Metal. Initially, I hated the genre. When I found this website, I rated all my previously known music, which consisted mostly of Metalcore and Deathcore (most of which I despise nowadays). Then I took a look at the charts and noticed that these were nowhere near the top of metal, so I decided to check out what other people acknowledged as the best of the best. I started with Black Metal because I thought I probably wouldn’t like it anyways with all the silly gimmicks, but I was interested in why so many albums were ranked so high on the charts. Well, it grew on me quite fast, maybe partly because I was getting tired of the music I had been listening to for years.Looking at your listener diary makes me want to rediscover all this beautiful music, so unknown to many. Dissection, Emperor, Darkthrone - all of these bands got me into the genre. I’m surprised how well you’ve taken in all this music, like you’ve been listening to Black Metal for years. I had years of experience with metal before, but it definitely took me more time than a few months unlike you, to really appreciate one or two classics like Burzum or Mayhem. Also, your approach of rating albums with at least a 3.5 average is more than familiar, but there are hidden gems below that for sure, you will get there. I’ll be checking on that diary from time. And it’s nice to see that filthy KPN record not getting berated just because the dude being a massive cunt, I won’t understand why people do that. It's just music, after all.Besides, I find it odd that the darkest Black Metal seems to be coming from your very state of the ever-sunny California in the likes of Weakling or Leviathan, and not from the ever-grim Scandinavia. Sorry for hitting you with a wall of text, I guess.
https://vocaroo.com/11ryMKtWOQHrwork in progress
>>123842087sounds like a seal/horse hybrid
>>123842108it's from the perspective of a seagull"AWK AWK AWK AWKAWK AWK AWK AWKBefore me the shoreBehind me the seaAbove me the skyBelow me the depthsWithin meWithout me squirming lifePecking andPipping out to the lightI pluck them up CAWI fling them downCAWI eat it downCAWI throw it upCAW"
>>123842131Seagulls would always steal my sandiwch out of my hand as a kid. fuck those guys
>>123841952das rite sister
>>123842087I listened to the whole thing. Needs less strummy strum strum
>>123841061>How many metal bands are still this good at +35 years? Immolation Exhorder Autopsy Suffocation
>>123842160>eurocuck furiously jerking off his dick to the wide American golden fields before his wife and her bull come back and put the cage back on.
>>123842187didn't know denver is in yurop
>>123842162i'll keep this in mind as i finish it
Muhammed Pedophile
>>123842334Not given a second thought here
>>123840207God tier.
>>123840336HEIL
I fucking love this album so much.
Lunar aurora is like if black metal was a video game soundtrack. Not a bad thing, that's just what I think of
>>123833842it gets better at second listenit feels kind of cool and lame at the same time, retro chill vibe of krautrock is in extreme contrast to prog death metal stuffprobably album of the week before i return to my bdm shit
>>123842727I think I get what you mean. They certainly have a cinematic feel to their work and the narrative structure for a lot of their songs also helps with that.
I wonder what he's doing rn
Recommend me something from this year (or last year)Toba was just okay
https://youtu.be/iZ2xwZO6q80
it’s actually embarrassing how much better metalcore has been this year than black metal and that’s not a joke, it’s a shot at the low quality of black metal right now
>>123842921name four that aren't the new Locked Knoose
>>12384290900' brutal death metal made in 2024
>>123842909Burzum NEW
Are Liturgy and Krallice similar in their approach to symphonic metal or "metal symphony" as I have seen the singer of Liturgy call it in contradistinction to the more superficially orchestral aspects more often found in other acts that call themselves symphonic metal? The idea I guess in Liturgy is to make symphonies or symphony-like music with the typical instrumentation, techniques, etc. of a metal band. This seems like an interesting idea, since it's not really post-metal but pre-metal and I guess whether it's some kind of neo-ur-metal is an open question given the way peor like to pontificate on met all and it's relation to classical music. I have not listened to Liturgy yet though because it is Christisn transsexual music and I don't wanna get the cooties. I've been listening to "Years Past Matter" by Krallice though and I really like that. I am looking into classical forms now and planning to incorporate this knowledge into my personal wizardry.
>>123842930I’m only naming the bands cause I’m lazy. It’s the album they released this year>Contention >Heriot >Domain >Underneath
>>123842941Now, I don't know much about music theory, but whenever I listen to Krallice, I just hear directionless noodling. And I gave up on Liturgy when I heard the transcendental doorbells and whatnot.
>>123842930Which was pretty middling outside of the track with Poppy.>>123842937Doing so now>>123842940Burzum NEW is finally out? I thought he was doing the Kanye West model of release everything as single tracks, have a meltdown, then release the album
>>123842937I don't like my metal reminding me that sex is a thing that exists.
>>123842958Metal music theory, this youtive channel I an linking, did a video about how the motifs in their music interact that got me into them. What's a transcendental doorbell?https://youtu.be/HDPirieROfE?si=KqM0eLc3zpWzNZi8
Furries, cosplayers and gamers.
Sorry about the typos.
>>123843083Everybody has done at least one of the three.
there were 9 31 9 23 drums on that burzum album aske literally a motherfuxkin dragon named austin evan schumacher played drums on that burzum album aske
>>123843077>What's a transcendental doorbell?I can't remember which album it was, but Liturgy had a song with a part has a bunch of bells ringing that sound more like doorbells that the presumably intended church bells. I'm calling them transcendental to make fun of their pretentious bullshit.
>>123842962>Burzum NEW is finally out?The singles have stopped releasing, no actual The Land of Thule album however. I don't know whether he's refining the tracks for an eventual album release, or he trickled the tracks out to game streaming services or something.>>123843116Correct.
yeah Scum already got recorded That worships Napalm Death because of the idea blah blah\ brc interracial
>>123843285basedearly Behemoth is awesome
>>123842898
>>123843330Between the EPs/demos and the two full lengths, it's black metal I always come back to. Don't care for the death metal stuff but if they stayed trve to their black metal sound they'd be underground legends.
Hector is gay and has AIDS.
Graveland
*mogs your favourite album*
>>1238436151. Immortal Pride2. The Celtic Winter4. Thousand Swords
Fred Death
>>123832671Picrel.>>123843617Based The Gathering fan.
Timi Grabber
Denis "Snake" Bélanger
Razor.
.https://voca.ro/14kiMQ78QJTScore riffs are great
>>123836563white ward and?
>>123843817Holy... sh*t...
Who is austin schumacher
So good, it's hard to believe they did anything else.
>>123843889based Alf Svensson
>>123843889>>123844120Alf the Gates
It's >>123843860
>>123831750Emperor is really good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N_cQOy6OOs
>>123841952I like BM but what's the deal with falseflagging?
>THROUGH THE CAVERNOUS MOUTH THEY ENTERED>INTO A TUNNEL LIKE DIGESTIVE TRACT>THE TEMPERATURE ROSE IN THE HOLLOWS>SEEING WORMS AS THICK AS TREES>THERE WAS THE SPEAR>HELD BY THE MAGGOT GOD>WARRIORS YELLED THEIR WAR CRY>LET YOUR SONS BORE INTO YOU
>>123844172
Listening to Sunn O))) rn
Heavenly is a Gamma Ray worship band.
>>123844198context ?
all black metal is mid
>>123844212Fuck yeah.
>>123844239No such thing as context
>>123831750HEIL VIKERNES
>>123844212Still too early.
Satanic Warmaster
sucks
>>123844347rules
>>123844450>>123844450
>>123843889>>123844120Based
>>123834737>>123835797>>123840608Best blastings of the thread
>>12383384210/10 physically cannot stop listening
