happy birthday 4chan editionprevious thread:>>123806716ANNOUNCEMENTS:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.
>>123841846First
>>123842253gayest post itt
>>123842268Stfu nigga
John Stamos is alive and well and apparently a mild Swifty
>>123841846everyone below this line is boring
I lubed up, reheaded, and tuned up a steel 14x6.5 snare drum. Stuck a little Dua Lipa picture to the shell to make it sound sexier
>>123842394Based uncle Jesse
sucking dua's cock while watching the vice presidential debate
>>123842661Ew imagine looking at kamala or drumpf while sucking cock
>>123842696i'm sucking dua's cock and watching walz rape vance on live tv
>>123841846There's only one poster, and DP is his prophet: https://youtu.be/My2FRPA3Gf8?feature=shared
>>123842714>mfw didn't see vice presidentStill gross though.
republicans are like pedofat, absolutely unable (but mostly unwilling) to answer any question that is asked to them
>>123842891All demoncraps are pedos tho
Me in the back
Kumala Harris has promised me waves of beautiful Colombian camgirl wives and I will hold her to it!
>>123842995not pictured: me sucking dua's cock whle she blasts massive ropes on my face while making that face for the picture
>>123842891Now, that's a name, I haven't heard, in a, long, long, time: https://youtu.be/uFz61X2PQTw?feature=shared
how many guys assholes has dua destroyed with her massive veiny cock? 10? 100? 100? 10,000? more?
>>123843005Imagine taking Dua's (female) cock in your mouth and doing circles on her frenulum with the flat of your tongue until she shoots so much feminine cum into your mouth that it spills out
>>123843063i would never suck a cock because i'm not a fagoot but i'd suck dua's cock as soon as she asked me to
>>123842995I love the liberated hag mind. In 10 years a Bratz adaptation is going to come out and a 35 year old Sabrina Carpenter is going to be straight up rubbing her pussy in behind the scenes footage, and if you think it's crazy, people will call you a misogynist. I can't wait desu
>>123843124hope i'll be in the BTS sucking dua's cock
>>123843124Isn't Sabrina already 35?
>>123843151stop posting about that bobblehead, we're discussing sucking dua's cock
Been fapping to Gracie Abrams recently. Thanks for the suggestion
>>123843175you should fap to dua's cock instead
If Sabrina had a cock, would it be comically large compared to the size of her body or comically small compared to the size of her head?
>>123843201comically small to the size of dua's danny d sized cock
>>123843195If you punch your cock through a picture of Dua's pelvis and post that pic, I will fap to it
>>123843217i don't have a printer, you'll have to imagine dua and i rubbing cocks for hours
Dua's clittycock rubbing against your P spot until your back contorts and you white out
need deepfakes of dua rubbing cocks with a man
>>123843276we will have a dedicated cock rubbing room for dua at /wpop/ meet this year
>>123843274Hag appreciators recognize that women are not simply in a pre- or post-wall state. Female development is best described as three modes: the adolescent mode, the idyllic mode and the post-wall mode. Women enter their idyllic phase in their late 20s and can remain in that state for two decades. Taylor is an example of a woman who, while a hag, has not progressed to the post-wall phase.
>>123843297Taylor is a young and beautiful woman and by definition not a hag.
>>123843297>>123843302her cock is too small to have a good cock rubbign sesh with, she is worthless
>>123843302>34De jure hag>>123843306Source?
>>123843284Can't wait!
>>123843311it's coming (and so am i) very soon, make sure you book a room and your plane ticket
>>123843310JE SUIS CALME
>>123843320Based. Hope there's a lot of girls there too.
>>123843341most years most girls that show up to /wpop/ meet have cocks
>>123843347Thank God.Cocks > pussies
>>123843382i only pussies but i'd rub cocks for dua
Chappell "Bitch and Moan" Roan is the first zoomer pop star. Zoomers want you to believe that zoomer culture is ebonics or being lolsorandum or 90s nostalgia. But being a zoomer is actually getting in a heated argument about something you don't understand on social media every single day of your life for years at a time and also being gay. Chappell "Whine and Groan" Roan clearly does this. Discuss.
>>123843420i prefer being a millenial and rubbing my cock on dua's big veiny cock every day
Tooly vance
>>123843420b-but both sides are bad I'm so enlightened and centrist!
>>123843420>>123843430Based>>123843448Back to /pol/ chuddie
>>123843420>b-b-b-b-b-but muh genocide>m-m-m-m-m-muh trans rights>better both sides it
Paying $400 for Chappell Roan tickets but she notices you looking at her and goes on a 45 minute rant about looking at people without their consent before leaving the stage in tears
Paying $400 for Dua Lipa tickets but she notices you looking at her cock and goes on a 45 minute rant about having no one to rub cocks with on tour before leaving the stage in tears
Paying $4,000 for Taylor Swift tickets but she notices you in the front row and gives you the hat during 22 because she thinks you're a cancer patient.
Rubbing cocks with Dua for 45 minutes until she wants to cum so bad she's in tears
Frotting in the front row at the dua show for 45 mins
>>123843565you would probably get kicked out and maybe even arrested if you did that
>>123843565IT WAS JUST A JOKE
>>123843594That's homophobic
>>123843594Impromptu wpop meet in the holding cells nearest to the Dua show!
>>123843647they'll have to put me un the SHU for emto stop rubbing cocks for dua
Im having an allergic reaction to this silicone lube. My cock is numb and leathery now
Thousands hospitalized following the wpop meet due to allergic reactions in the frotting room and poor sanitization practices on Sounding Saturday
>>123843703Chinese mustard penis syndrome is real and stinky
>>123843676I'd still suck it?
which poster gets that small dribble of pee in their boxers after peeing
>>123843891You can smell the coffee and ammonia through the blue jeans, bb
>>123843891Me :/
>>123843297No, the idyllic phase would be their mid 20's if anything. At 35 they're on the decline. TTPD sucked ass btw.
I want to get Caroline Polachek pregnant
>>123844736Gross. I'd smell her feet and ass tho.
>>123844736Eye'd plurp a plump of clum on her face-o mole-o
oh, god (hmm-mm)
>>123844736Dangerous due to her advanced age but I would risk it. However, she can probably only bear me one child. Therefore I would negotiate an option to have a younger woman as well and have a larger family with her. Neither would take precedent over the other in my heart.
>>123844736>>123848039Uglivia absolutely gigamogged by 10/10 perimenopausal avant garde siren goddess Caroline
>>123848039Unbased but I get it. Young Caroline was pure breeding material for me, so cute.
>>123848039Olivia Rodwindow
toolyhideen
>>123841846Billiard Boys... ASSEMBLE!!!
post sexy wpop music to cure my depression
>>123844736Caroline PLAPPLAPchek
trying to fertilize caroline's dusty, cobweb-filled womb
>>123851091Go for a walk, get on medication. Music isn't going to save you.
>>123842720
>>123848355Caroline is an ugly hag
Imagine breeding liv as you suck on her feet
hawk tooly
Sniffing livs sweaty sexo feets
Toelivia Rodrigo
I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRIGO
olivia's big throbbing rodrigo
Would stroke with an Olivia Budrigo
Caroline finishes her last period and a cold breeze blows out of her vagina
this song came on when i was driving and i cried https://youtu.be/0G3_kG5FFfQ
hagley
Dykeley Williams
>>123854324>hag dyke dressed like a professionalComputer, engage goon protocols
whats up /wpop/
I am going to skip the new Joker movie after listening to Lady Gaga's new music
I have a Lady Gaga magazine. I look at it sometimes
I really like SZA & I'm tired of pretending I don't. Some nice poppy R&B there.
I wanna JZA in SZA
Revisiting Kimbra and stirring up protein for Gracie Abrams
/wpop/ meetup when?
>>123852032
>>123857039>visible nipple>slut pantiesDid she really leave the house like this? If she were my daughter, I’d give her a spanking.
>>123856290Kimbra's fist 2 albums are classics. I haven't heard the others.
>>123857039This pic makes me so hard that it makes me dizzy
Olivia Rodrigo and Madison Hu of the musical television show Bizaardvark!
>>123857818Gooning to bizaardvark at the /wpop/ meat
There's a lil Bizaardvark inside my balls right now, waiting to sing a song.
>see the first episode of bizaardvark on youtube>Rodrigo's hair is absolutely beautiful>understand why it is occasionally mentioned here>do not condone the coomerposts about it tho
ava's new management company has terrible reviews :(
>>123857888Those are children, you sick fuck
>>123852032So how did Sam know about how Billie Eilish rocketed to fame so quickly 9 years and 30 days before everyone else will?
>>123860862Didn't mean to respond to those nice feet, was going to post something else in response and forgot while looking up a screencap from the video.
Hundreds of men were arrested last night at what authorities are describing as a "Bizardvaark related honeypot at a meet up for adult male enthusiasts of music written for teenage girls."
>>123861178RIP >>123857888
I Lover
another dayanother goon
> Always enjoyed Carly Rae Jepson's top singles.> Wife also enjoyed CRJ and owned the Kiss and E.mo.tion albums> Finally got around to listening to her albums on Spotify.Holy fucking shit, every album was great (minus Kiss). How did she not take off like the other pop stars from the 2010s?
Shout out to Ava Max! Id put your cute butt on a cereal box and Crunch Berry you to the top of the charts! Love ya!
Best wpop songs to kill myself to?
>>123863874https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc?si=A9XmRkcsCKMDJu36
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k4ZfZRPGqgw
Bolivia Bobarigo
bobandy
bbc tooly
Leak the Tay anus pix, for great justice!
>>123865114 I bet it's nice and brown
>>123865130I bet yours is great too *
>>123865095very kissable and perfect butt
>>123865095Swifties seeing a plank of wood that's warped a bit after some rain and nutting uncontrollably
>>123865158I only nut uncontrollably for Hayley
I only nut uncontrollably for Olivia eating hotdogs
>>123865133Thanks bb. Same to you
>>123865320would berry
>>123865320Wood sniff
>>123865320Pumping to Tay ass
Tay dates whitebois and rides BBC
BBC Tooly
just busted a massive nut to danz
Danz C(U)M
i wish danz had a bigger cock
I miss the old demi...Straight from the mouse demi...
https://youtu.be/BqEASFvKeJM
>>123866593Hag
>>123866593i bet nadya is into rape play
Nadya the type of slore to go on about LGBTQ+ shit but have all of her partners be 6 ft+ white men
>>123866295I could have saved her
>>123866720That's most women lmao
>>123866720i bet she likes short kings too (if they are rich)
>>123866720Nigga tf is a slore?
>>123866790whore from gulag
Nadya the type of poverty polina to get coerced into sex by a creepy sexpat like bald and bankrupt
>>12386663730s is still very young!
>>123866689this except she’s the rapist
I bought a dried shrimp snack from the liquor store because the big booba sales lady held my hand for a nice good while. I bought Hornitos tequila too
>>123867008we can both rape each other
Who raping who at the /wpop/ meet?
Tasting everyone's shrimp snack at the /wpop/ meet!
>>123867562Ew there's gonna be girls there?
>>123867989Only the kind that tuck it back and dance to Dua Lipa
>>123867140choli scented snacks
>>123868040Oh those are are based
A camgirl just told me "truffle butter" is when you cum in a person's ass and the leaked out creampie has poo particles floating around in it. Fascinating
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0In the 80s and 90s, they had epic sounding pop music that sounded like it was written by the equivalent of people who listen to Two Steps from Hell and movie soundtracks unironically. Everyone loved it and it made people infinity billion dollars. Why did this stop? Zoomers are to self-conscious to listen to music like this. It's cringe to them. Zoomers are incapable of writing a song, lyrics or music video like the above. Everything about the production would have to signal to the audience that they're just kidding. The zoomer psyche is too anxious to create art that conveys a sense of power, inspiration, scale or greatness.
wasssssup /wpop/
>>123869572heyy
I want to fuck Dua in her Duaussy and when she gives me permission to cum I'd whimper and shake and throb inside of her and jerk her dick head even harder making her Albanianus twitch and grip me and she'd try to pull me away but just push me deeper inside her
>>123869614What a coffee cutie
>>123869614Liv tongue up my butt
>>123870578Your butt was made for raspberries
>>123870733<3
>>123870535>>123870578idk what to doooo rn
>>123870863Lick mah butt
>do they suit me, anon?
BBC for Ava Max!
>>123872140I want to hug and kiss Ava everyday!!!
>>123865158I only nut uncontrollably for Billie.
>>123872353Every day probably!
>Ava not wearing a bra to the optometrists She's a miracle
>>123874535When I see Billie my body nuts uncontrollably to minimize the chances of reproducing with a gross talentless hack
>>123874619Please report to your nearest insane asylum for your straight jacket fitting. THIS IS PEAK FEMALE FORM!
>>123874634Spurting rope after rope into those hot pits. Im making toast
>>123874659Mein Bruder...
>>123874664Sam Adam's Oktoberfest tonight!
>>123872140Why is she so perfect?
>>123875076You're perfect too
>>123874634its ok anonI agree with you and we can goon our brains out to billie together
>>123875176Ava is a literal miracle of the universe though
Lana married an alligator
>>123876366yeah, boy.Lana wanted a REAL MAN, a good ole country boy to bring home to mamagonna wrestle some gators and then come home to wifey in our trailer park suuuuu-eee gotta get them there crawdads and make us some stir fry heh hehAll I wanna do is stir fry on the beach, stir fry on the beach, stir fry
>>123876423>popstar marrying a normal ass dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztye__Qp-4sa good vid covering all the drama if you are out of the loop
>>123876468I'd rather stay out of the loop on whatever that is and just keep cooming for Ava
>>123876423Im happy for Lana. I hope her dude enjoys pumping her with big, healthy, grits powered loads
hawk
tooly
Loadivia Rodrigo
>>123876423She's waiting for him to die young of cirrhosis so she can inherit his gator empire then marry me
Never smile at a crocodile
>>123848039I wish it was physically possible to shove her entire legs in my mouth.
i cum to carly in dreams at night
i cum to olivia in dreams every night
Bizaardvark!
Rev my engine ’til you make it purrKeep it kinky, but I come firstBeep-beep, bitch, I'm outsideGet in, loser, for the joyrideMaking every motherfucker turnFell from heaven, no, it didn’t hurtBeep-beep, best night your lifeGet in, loser, for the joyride
>>123879663They call her Kesha because she looks like you could Kesha disease from her lol!
>>123879663feel when i'll never have sex
>>123879663How did she go from looking like that to going full fridge mode
>>123879856idc, i'd still hit she looks good happy she's doing well lately
who ya listening to lately /wpop/?
>>123879908Bogged af
>>123879908Sensationa>>123879908l breast's
>>123879908She looks like she fucks black guys
>>123880010https://youtu.be/Uo5SBdEbEHs?si=H63S34gW_LBm6uef
what do you guys think about BENEE? i think shes cute and makes catchy bangers
>>123880808Is she one of Bjork's kids?
>>123880831i mean shes got the deformities
>>123880853All that matters is she has perky booba and sexy feeta
>>123880808Haha yeah Benee I love your music haha no you don't have to sing any now haha do you swallow haha
drinking captain and cokes and drinking them out of my taytay tumbler
>>123881468Cute
gay4tay?
/wpop/ meet needs to hurry up and get here cuz I NEED to goon to wpops work yall
>>123881818Sucking cock and balls for Taylor Alison Swift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTIvFD7TCVgfall in love agayn and agayn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnVLo6uxqo
>>123881468Taking tequila shots out of everybody's bellybutton and butthole for TayTay!
Taking turns being Taylor with the boys at the wpop meet
no sorry i get to exclusively be taylor and please all the boys
Letting everyone ravage my drunken holea at The Enchantment Under the Meat wpop convention
fall in love agayn and agayn
good evening /wpop/is friday night dubyapops still going strong?just letting you know that october 4th is national vodka daytime to get shrekt in honor of the legendary /wpop/er vodkaelectrabrocheers brother, wherever you may be
>>123882675Don't gatekeep
>>123883707Love you Marinabro and vodka and raspberries on buttholes and drunken dick pix
>>123883859cheers raspberries bro>drunken dick pixi don't think i ever did that on /wpop/
>>123883866No worries. Im just making crazy drunk text messages, my foot doctor is gonna be pissed lol
>>123883918understandablehave a great daywhat's up with your foot doctor? does he listen to pop music?
>>123883928Nah sent him a dick pic, looking to get a medicated cream in the morning
this nigga got foot fungus wtf
>>123883942>foot doctor's fw his phone vibrates at 11pm and it's a picture of anon's dick
>>123883956A lady told me my dick looked like a foot! I needed a professional!
>dick looks like a foot
it's brutal out here
I want to be human centipede’d to Olivia Rodrigo’s asshole. I also love that The Velvet Underground!
Lady and The Tramp a pair of edible panties with Olivia Rodrigo and let her taste my meatballs for desert
>>123885114Lights is sexy, its not just the alcohol talking.
>>123874405I dream of her daily>>123875076it's unexplainable, really
>>123886242Ava is beautiful in every fly zone. She's a miracle
FUCkķkķkKkķKKKkķKķKķĶkkkkNow, I've had the time of my lifeNo, I never felt like this beforeYes, I swear, it's the truthAnd I owe it all to you'Cause I've had the time of my lifeAnd I owe it all to you...
Watch some Spice Girls music videos again. I started as a Ginger Spice fan, but now I'm liking Sporty Spice.
>>123887081>mfw sporty spicemy very first waifu, based anon
Scary Spice is nice too.
>>123887215would berry
>>123886242Any time I get to see Ava Max being gorgeous I’m like My Oh My
>>123887081Baby all the way for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaiRdSlwsksim ur number 1 im ur number 1 im ur number 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlM7nm3TLnYsometimes i just wanna rewind
>>123888510What a disgustingly fat piece of shit :^)
Im incredibly hungover. I love you Sporty Spice
>>123890594did foot doctor answer?
>fell asleep reading /wpop/ and had a dream about a gay guy I knew who I messed around with but never fucked because I'm straight (we didn't fuck in the dream but had an intense emotional connection that could be explained as platonic) Pop music for this experience?
>>123890681>You've distributed my rest and sanctity of my home with your terrible image, Ive sent the prescription to your nearest Walgreens!He was pissedddd, tequila is evil
>>123890787ay caramba
>>123891016Marina is getting my unusually large post drinking night nut
>>123891067stay away from my waifu you degenerate coomer
>>123891084I cum freely and often. She's beautiful
>>123891115understandableit is completely normal to cum uncontrolably when seeing marinashe is a goddess
>>123891130Love you marinabro
>>123891175cheers anon, sending love your way tooi am getting my drink on right now, tonight is karaoke night at the local barwhich /wpop/ song should i perform there?i'm thinking https://youtu.be/oygrmJFKYZY?si=0IQEXi0J5mODf7EF
wrapping my head with marinas big ass bras
>>123891997
all /wpop/ threads should be marina threads imo
>marina's fw she sees i came all over her book
>>123892596Very excited for them to create something that is both incredibly good but incredibly pretentious at the same time
>anon what do you mean you forgot the balut...
>>123894075Livaardvark!
>>123894490Oh my fucking GOD most of those features are shit
>>123894490overrated feats for an overrated albumfitting
>>123894490charli's feat in my mouth
>>123894490I'd bb trickz raps in Spanish and ruins the remix I will throw my fucking phone
>>123894490>yung lean>in the year two thousand and twenty four
>>123893572Any healthy person's brain would explode instantly coming from Singapore to Manila.
>>123894649This but bladee
Anyone on /wpop/ gonna watch the Dua Lipa live stream from Austin City Limits Music Festival tonight?
AURORACHAN!!!
>>123894709Damn I don't have Hulu!!!! :(
>>123895802She just took the stage for all the hulu anons.
>>123894709I'll download it later
Taylor SHIT
NEW:>>123896744NEW:>>123896744NEW:>>123896744
Imagine spamming the thread with some hideous pig nose bitch just to post an even shittier thread. Kill yourself pedo schizo.
