Up the irons editionold >>123864901faq https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Next Thursday. Can't wait!
>>123876182Based
BLASTING??
HH
>Next Thursday. Can't wait!
>>123876213hey guys check it out we play death metal but we totally like other genres as well bro
>>123876218I think OSDM sucks!
lovecraftian thrash metal is based
Bro I hate dissonant, mid-paced, well-produced black metal in 6/8 so fucking much
Clean your guitar you stupid fucking bitch
>>123876218I know ODSM sucks.
>>123876229AOTY
>>123876229now this is prog metal I can get behind, unironically. not some Tool diapercore or dreamtitter
>>123876229Meme of the year
>>123876218I think OSDM rocks!
>>123876218I know OSDM rocks.
This is first and foremost a death metal general
>>123876213
>>123876213OHHHHHHHHH ANCIENT ONEI PRAISE SATAN, BUT IN SPACE
>>123876295/metal/ is inherently a black metal general.
>be a black metalfag >miss out on all the good modern metal because none of it is bmkek it do be like that tho
>>123876295Correct.
>>123876328>modern metal>goodlol
>>123876295Thank god bands with actual talent such as Ad Nauseam saved us from this tripe
>>123876328black metal has been like the most popular subgenre for a while though
>>123876334okay grandpa go back to your King Diamond records
>He’s still here posting the same bands and forcing the same memes
>>123876229>this is the first prog dm album
>>123876295>>123876322Power metal mogs both
>>123876345this but death metal
>>123876367Correct.
>check out feed on lastfm>random white dude who likes burzum>posted positively on every nsbm band>le burzum just 100 plays>im from eeuu>add me heres my discord>no real profile pic>1000 plays on shakira>random dude from mexico>2000 plays on burzum>all top artists are over 1000 plays from obscure war metal, 80s heavy meta>real photo profile>never answer his notes>never heard a single hip hop song
>>123876252Came here to say this
>>123876393Ya, Latinchads testmog EUcucks nowadaysIt is known
>>123876377the whole album just feels like the band having to remind you that they aren't just a simple death metal band. other groups integrate progressive elements much better like Inanna and they don't come across as feeling ashamed of the genre they play in
>>123876415What an abhorrent sentenceCorrect though
>>123876213PARENTAL ADVISORY
>>123876455>Suggested retail price: 5.99FUCKING LIBERALS
>>123876393Latin America seems like it's an awesome place to be if you're a metalhead. I met a few people at shows who are from there and it always a blast with them and they're pretty passionate.
what we love here:>female vocals>melody over everything >all metal released after 2005 >good clean production >rap features >AOR influence
>>123876478We hate all of that
>>123876182Just saw them. Deicide and Krisiun were fantastic. Cloak was a great opener too.
>>123876478>AOR influenceUNIRONICALLY THIS
>>123876213Kinda cute how Helloween shamelessly ripped off these guys https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdgFk-dTMiRjqENaKqkLTXnb9mySyi0bA&si=Slmp8DabrzEBYbR2
>>123876377>He thinks slapping on other genres like a tranny playing dress up is innovative.LolLmao even
The fuck is AOR?
>>123876511He did not say or imply any of that. Did you reply to the wrong post? Did you get lost on your way to >>>lgbt ?
>>123876511It's not innovative. That's the point dumdum.
>>123876520metal’s greatest ally
>>123876520stuff like journey, reo speedwagon, foreigner, etc
>>123876508Never really liked this album that much. It's great when they're actually going speed metal but there is way too much filler otherwise
>>123876520diapershit
Pretty funny how easily you can tell when the Hfaggot is shitting up the thread
underrated Ozzman album
Early Slayer and Mercyful Fate are first wave bm
>>123876520Adult Oriented Rockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apmWdCSc11w
>>123876526>>123876529>uses words without knowing what they actually mean>”I didn’t actually say that bro”Real ESL hours
>>123876553We hate Pozzy here.
>>123876553FUCK SICKOS TWU
>>123876561>ESLExtremely ironic. You won’t know what that means though.
>>123876560somehow a stupider genre name than pornogrind
>>123876551Halford the faggot?
>>123876580>pornogrindIs there any actual tangible difference between this and goregrind?
>>123876213Check this out
>>123876587Pornogrind has more groove
>>123876585Ya pretty much
>>123876576>I didn’t actually mean to be stupid, I was being le ironic! Oh you don’t know what that even means you are le dumb!I’ve got just the place for you >>>/reddit/
>>123876647It really do be like this
>>123876561I guess you're hung up on the use of "prog". Saying something is a prog whatever band isn't an indicator of how innovative the music is. Ironically, it's a codified genre with its own established conventions and trappings, which BI fits into whether you like it or not.
>>123876647we know all blackies are trans
>>123876650>Tripling downInteresting approach
>>123876658Correct.
>>123875963>then why did Havohej release a different song a year earlierWow, I don't know dude, what the fuck, albums and growlig existed before Summoning?
>>123876647same
Suppose I could join a metal band of any genre as a guitar player.What subgenre of metal is most likely to get me a gf that's>of age>not overweight>reasonably mentally stable?
>>123876702Trad revival
>>123876658correct uwu
Seriously though, best album released this century, as in ever since 90's.There hasn't been an instance where a better album was released, and I've listened to everything.
>>123876690>my precious summoning are wholly original and definitely didn't take inspiration from this nearly identical song released a year earlierWoah
>>123876702NSBM
>>123876738>nearly identical>it's just growling and cursing by a mediocre cucked american't black metal band, peak of creativity that influenced generations of music dude!Woah
>>123876754>american'tIdentity revealed
>>123876761Kek
>>123876753lmao
>>123876761>Identity revealedIQ and taste revealed
>>123876213Blasting Americant black metal
SUMMONING BONGMAN
>>123876702impossible, the only metalhead chicks are insane as fuck nowadaysif you just want to pull chicks, play indie rock or something
>>123876702Actual metal is complete female-repellent. You can try gothic rock or folk if that's your only aim, however.
OdiumNostrum fell offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEGYBnm-ISI
>>123876828I've been to a few black metal festivals recently and there were tons of hot chicks but all with boyfriends. Make of that what you will
>>123876921>black metal festival is a poserfestShocking!
>>123876932Are black metal festivals inherently poseurish?
miss this 'lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>123876932Having a girlfriend makes you a poser?
working on my band's logo what do you think?
Is there any haircut more based than the skullet?https://youtu.be/LO8cRPcVNgI?t=245
>>123877010
>>123876981>>123877000Correct.
>>123877010too legibletry something more like picrel
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>123877044nah we want to be accessible, we are in this for the $$$
>>123877052ULTRA CORRECT
It’s so over for us, PdH bros. He’s gone mainstream, being featured on bandcamp
>drinking shitty blended whiskey on the rocks like a true djentleman>finna play le guitarThat's what's up.
>>123877052He’s indistinguishable from Rob Halford nowadays
>>123877053should have gone the Party Cannon path
>>123876702>foid>reasonably mentally stablejejjust try joining Midnight btw
>>123877000obviouslyposer activities:>procreation with females>enjoying music (cringe and reddit)>going to live shows (if a band does live shows, they're sellouts)kvlt activities:>self-harm>larping inawoods>larping inawoods while doing self harm
Just scrolled through the end of last threadHow are people still getting filtered by Kultur in almost 2025?
>>123876702I really think it's much better to date a woman who isn't interested in music beyond having a few random she likes here and there. Women who are "into music" usually either make godawful music or are too broken to be worth approaching.
123877132holy inceldom
>>123877150Correct. Women have no personalities because they don't need one. All they are good for is spending your money and getting fucked. You don't need a personality for that.
>>123877132Correct.
We love poser shit here.
about 90% of death metal all just sounds the same to me
about 90% of black metal all just sounds the same to me
>>123877215>>123877223Earlets
90% of this general is the same shit posted over and over again
>>123877238Correct.
>>123877238That's life in general, bud70 some-odd years of the same shit over and over again
>>123876702Black Metal gets the Islamic hoes.
which one of you is this?
Are these vocals serious? Dude just sounds bored. Much like I am listening to this shit.
>>123877251This pic looks like it was the BMbros that asked for the pictureWhich is based
>>123877126I met a really hot metalhead woman at a flea market. She was selling jewelry of different band's logos. We got talking about shows we been too, and she said she was personal friends with Midnight.
Is this guy trolling with the vocals? It sounds like a screeching woman, much like the cover.
>>123877265>>123877286Filtered
>>123877272Sounds like stupid whore.
>>123877244Recs for the enternal return?
>>123877265>an fat >>chilean native heavy machinery department store livid’>>>thai food>Viet Cong (Korean Mooninites)
>>123877323Thank you ChatGPT
>>123877323Uh oh, the OSDMbot broke
>>123877251You mean lolis
>>123877254Could be me but I'm not short (5'4 fyi).
>>123877286the vocals are great, really anguished and vulnerable. they add to the melancholy feel
>>123877254that's the catfag
>>123877365Based lanklet
>>123877365That is short, sorry
>>123877365Estrogen. NOW.
>>123876981Black metal is not live music for faggots to mosh to. Its pure headphone kino. If you need a crowd to validate your taste you have already failed poser
I'm 5'7" and have a thick head of hair so HAH
>>123877365still too tall
Any of you who can play the breaking the law riff? I keep fucking up this one part.
>>123877447Kek I remember you from last thread. Sorry, I'm literal dogshit so I play Doom/Stoner (album never ever). Stick with it and you'll be the best player here in like a week
>>123877404How do you feel about Mayhem in Leipzig?
the best live album is Blind Guardian live followed by Iced Earth in Athens
>>123877523Thanks bro. I realised what the problem is, it's still that I have to focus so much on finger placement I don't hold the string down with enough force sometimes plus the coordination of my ring and pinky fingers is still pretty bad. Love doom and I might start looking up candlemass riffs, they usually have the perfect tempo.
>>123877523>tick with it and you'll be the best player here in like a weekalso, lmao @ this
be honest, would you hit it?
>>123877404Correct.>>123877576Live recordings are fine, going to concerts however, is not.
Imagine getting stabbed to death by a Lord of the Rings fan.
>>123877404yeah, because only real musicians can play live
>>123877688lmao
>>123877717Correct.
>>123876702We don't have those here
>>123877688if he was alive today Euronymous would love Brandon Sanderson
>>123877215>>123877223>>123877238all correct
Metal is inherently incorrect.
Is it unrionically impossible to meet a gf? I'm asking because im too drunk.
https://voca.ro/12Nb4FGmFyW3Check out my sick riffery bros
In DM there is more rhythmic variety and heavy accents and zero harmonic or melodic varietyIn BM there is both harmonic and melodic variety, and it is not restricted but has less rhythmic variety, with no emphasis on accented beats.The conclusion: BM has inherently more variety than DM, you disgaree if you are melanated and/or foreskinelss, or a friendly low IQ gorilla in rare cases(in which case you belong in the zoo and welcome to leave /metal/)
>>123877834Unless you're 6'4'', make $100K a year, are jacked and shredded as fuck, can make her laugh every single day without repeating a joke or story, and have at least a 7 inch dick, then it's over for you bro
>>123877840Correct. this is black metal general, always been
>>123877840>zero harmonic or melodic varietyhow do you figure?
>>123876229I'll stick with high test death metal from this year
>>123877840>zero harmonic or melodic variety
>>123877855Welcome back bongman, how's the weather at shitsville?
>>123876229People will call this reddit because its popular but these guys are genuinely one of the more musically talented metal bands right now. They also write really good riffs
>>123877932>They also write really good riffsthen why didn't they put any on the album
>>123877932it's reddit for many reasons
>>123877913Chromatic power chords and similar OSDM baldcuckery has no harmony, it is atonal, and not in an interesting way either. If we're talking about prog dm, or melodeath then it does usually have harmony.
>>123877834when was the last time you approached a woman
>>123877915also mid>>123877932lol what riffs? give me an example please. i just finished the album and it was filled with generic riffs
>>123877717Most musicians just plug in an mp3 and lip sync. Some musicians they are
Who are the good logo drawing artists these days? Wanna get something done for my bedroom project that looks like its from the 90s.
>>123877782Even if Varg hadn't killed him he would have eventually 41%ed.
>>123877834Steel Panther have the right idea on this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL2jTVwkTZk
>>123877973oh okay you're shitposting/Hecposting, carry on
>>123877834it's possible, but she will 100% be mentally ill. mentally healthy women are so rare nowadays your chances of dating one are astronomically low
>>123878064lol your concession is accepted
>>123878020I've never been to a metal show where they did that
>>123878104good bot
Morbid Angel
>>123878121Good goy
>>123877132>>123877404I went to Dimmu Borgir live alot of years ago and it was pure cringe, so I get what you're saying. Abigor said from the start they'd never play live, so they're one of the trve kvlt ones. Some bands are still great live though, but obviously more 80s style than black metal.
Soooo what are you doing this night?
ON YOUR KNEES FOR METALLLLL!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-N3Ib8wZBk&list=PLnWdyIrNmyvX_gjU0SIdRyD1Whtukekjv&index=2
Morbid GayngelOshituaryCannabis CoonsPenis Ride
live albums are garbage
Best black metal live shows are probably people lucky enough to have seen this line up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv0TJupEgyo
>>123876307This is the BM version of Blood Incantations new album. And it's fucking great.
Why was the Opeth album delayed?
>>123878263Satanic Warmaster has played live and he/they, by definition, cannot be posers.
that's going to offend some people
>>123876731
Opeth? More like Nope'd
>>123878398Dunno, but their label fucked up the chance to get it out by Halloween
>>123877973>can't hear the minor/diminished chord progression, can only hear explicit minor/diminished chords strummed at onceClassic BMcel ears
>>123878428No mosh, no fun, no core, no trends.
https://youtu.be/MlZxriTrfQw?t=192le happy metal xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLoI like this one from Finland.
>>123877840Power Metal has more harmonic and melodic variety than both, as well as texture. It's superior to both.>>123878054Good stuff.
>>123878528Trvest thing ITT
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727887165707592.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728002593579297.webm
>>123878462>can't even provide examples of minor chord progression in OSDM >hard strawmans to make herself look betterLook everyone, the DMtranny has arrived!
>>123877605This but the other way around.
>>123878536>Power MetalGarbage power chord spamming shite with nauseating virtuoso leads. Classical music is superior to any form of music.
>>123878528>captcha: s0y4vdamn
>>123878064>oh okay you're… HecpostingCorrect. That faggot never left.
>>123878566>power chord spammingDescribes literally all metal>Classical music is superior to any form of music.Then gtfo this thread you pretentious poser.>nauseating virtuoso leadsYou don't enjoy classical music then.
I hate to say it... but Negru is right
>>123878593>Describes literally all metalDescribes all garbage more like>Then gtfo this threadI'll stay>You don't enjoy classical music then.So true gypsy sister, so true
>nauseating virtuoso leadsLOL look up what a cadenza is you midwit
>CodaUtterly nauseating. Hate that shit. So unmusical. You should be above that.
https://youtu.be/jah3W241zzU?t=116If this doesn't make you cream yourself you like neither metal nor classical music
This is the same guy that thinks Emperor is the peak of BM btw. He thinks slapping boring, synthetic orchestral works on top of tremolo riffs is peak metal. Lmao
If you don't like Morbid Angel, you don't like death metal.
>>123878681I think slapping sweep arpeggios over power chords is peak metal. lmao
>>123878538>>123878584IKR. These guys are hilarious. The dude has some funny non-metal stuff on his channel too.
>>123878693Correct.
wtf is a tremolo riff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEt9E3Mxqx4
>>123878712Spamming the same note/chord 90% of black and death metal riffs
If you don't like Morbid Angel, you're not homosexual.
LETS GOOO!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOe1v4mTSLI
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Negru is brown bald and lacks testicles
>>123878681one listen to the 'orchestrated' version of Inno a Satana is proof that Ihsahn was a mediocre composer/arranger. He could make some cool melodies at least.
>>123876229can't stand the circus music cadence and Pink Floyd leadshipster söy shit overload, fuck
>>123878752You're so late. How long will you wait to post the second one? Only ~70 posts till bump limit.
Csejthe
>>123878754Black metal is dogshit to begin with, you don't need more proof than that.
https://youtu.be/UPEU1j5yNxo?t=116
Do you post anywhere else, Negru?
This is good. One of the few DSBM bands I like, and the singer is a chick.
>>123878798He posts on /pol/ all the timeHis threads are very easy to spot
>>123878763it's funny because that's exactly what track 1 is: a carnival ride beat mixed with Shine On You Crazy Diamond
>70s Pink Floyd meets rehashed Death riffsgay/cringe/reddit>60s Pink Floyd meets Voivodbased/legendary
Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
>>123878928>>60s Pink Floyd meets VoivodWhich band is that?
>>123878767>kvetching in 40 secondsMindbroken & dominated
>>123876213Been a while since I listened to any BI besides Timewave Zero, so I'm tearing through their discog before Absolute Elsewhere.>>123877932Have a good Friday, Paul
>>123878983Voivod
I understand the hate towards Cradle of Filth but their first 3 albums are not bad.
>>123876213cool prog doom
>>123878763the message [tablet II] sounds straight up like a pink floyd ripoff
>>123879120it was shameless Gilmour-era worship that winds up sounding like Eloy at home
>>123879031There is nothing to hate. Cradle were always great, far from "not bad" in fact. Cruelty by songwriting is 10/10, it's nothing short of masterpiece. V Empire I'd say is their only "pure" black metal record, maybe along with Dusk, whereas Cruelty incorporated some thrashy/NWOBHM elements. Hard to decide which is best out of these 3 but I tend to go with Cruelty, Anstis was a genius.If you're into band-lore and stuff there's a 4(2-2) hour podcast with him talking about the Cruelty era. The "hate" meme started when some shitty nameless artists started shitposting on zines during interviews(funnily enough, some were not even metal artists, but DS), posers picked it up immediatelly as a way to present themselves as non-posers, while every relevant artist, including the founders (Emperor especially) supported them all the time. In short, don't bother with loser opinions and enjoy the great stuff and quality black metal.
>>123879229Bal Sagoth around the same time period were the barbarian metal alternative. Alot of their albums are great also. I didn't like the remake of Cruelty and the Beast, but Cradle's first albums were good as you say.
>>123878752Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
How did they become so shit so fast
Trve kvlt soundhttps://voca.ro/1681zvuU0NRs
SWEDISH MODERN 80S METAL! WOO!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKF7wEjgIfc
>new metal album gets praised>metal fans: "oh my heckin science! this makes it le heckin BAD now!!!it's all so tiresome, bros
>>123879597>new metal album >bad Yes.
There has been no good metal since 1986
>>123879431signed to Roadrunner
>>123879640Based. Wouldn't fully agreeable, but this stuff is good:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyYVAKyNA3A
boomers should be annihilated
>>123878769>métal noir québécois
>>123879229Hammer and Dusk are their best, by far.
>>123879661Have I got the song for you non-boomer. You'll be a boomer in no time :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTYHYglem-M
>>123879431bought into their own hype. spellcaster (their previous band) was better
What's your favourite Slayer album mine is South of Heaven.
>>123879686Show No Mercy 100%.
>>123879686>>123879697BLASTING OUR WAY THROUGH THE BOUNDARIES OF HELLNO ONE CAN STOP US TONIGHT
>best thing Opeth was ever a part of>it's was just Dan Swanö IRL shitposting
>>123879718CORRECT! \\m//
>>123878997>Calls someone mindbrokenBut she can't miss a thread
>>123879718WE TAKE ON THE WORLD WITH HATRED INSIDEMAYHEM THE REASON WE FIGHT
>>123879790Slayers albums up until 1990 were awesome. Wasn't so much into Divine Intervention in 1994 or their stuff since then. Show No Mercy is totally based on every level though. Love it! \\m//
POWER POWER POWER POWER FROM HELL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv4fEC6DdME
WASPPPP!!!!!!!!!! \\m// FUCK THE CHAINSAW CHARLIE TYPES!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz5ax83Yzb0
>>123876086MMbros, we're so fucking back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q_pSTNX5ro"Are you here for the resurrection?How deep did you dig my grave?Cancel your subscriptionYou're the one who needs to be saved"
Consider this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr3hflUHuog
>>123879887ULTRA BASEDwas just listening to this todayI'd let you suck my dick
I FUCK LIKE A BEAST!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzOkuDAaaI
>>123880137Not gay here, so that'd never happen, but yeah, nice to be nice :)
>leitmotifs
LIVINGAFTER MIDNIGHTROCKINGTO THE DAWNLOVIN'TILL THE MORNINGTHEN I'M GONEI'M GONEHilarious how british steel is at 78% for LE SELLING OUT while utter garbage is at 90%+.Also, Turbo chads RISE UP!
WOO! LOVE ALIENS AND ALIEN!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_94Hf1WVgT0&list=PLaHlLLpYw1hdr7MmW5UeKUSJVu-iqmoLa&index=2
GO EASYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWJq89R7y2s&list=PLaHlLLpYw1hdr7MmW5UeKUSJVu-iqmoLa&index=4
>>123880188>autistic screechingThis is inherent to metal, this is what we cultivated, this is what we love.
>>123880392Based. Autists/aspergers rule. I like Gary McKinnon cause he got close to getting UFO/Alien truth. We will win.
FUCK THE GATEKEEPERS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drjUjP1r-z0
>>123877272JEWlery is cringe. Keep that shit out of here.
>>123880188>>123880392>>123880428Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "autist", they were anti-normie, they were pro-larping, we cultivated this
>>123876213ole skewlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfwLjaGd2vc
We mock Glen Benton here.
No varg. No dogs. No mosh. No trends.
LOVE THIS ONE! :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0GEdjsQtcQ
>>123876218jeff walker from carcass also shaved his hair btw
>>123880470They're doing it so they can make money on the oil price.
omegalul indeed!
>>123880658imma need some context my nigga
>>123880668corekids have severe ADHD and the only entertainment they can process is react videos. this dude takes advantage of that
>>123880691I fully agree. Find your own path corekids. Stop looking upto 'infuencers' cause they're corrupt af. Remember, they're not your friends if you have to pay for them to read your message.
napalm death is playing in my shitty city tonight and i'm not going
>>123880719Based. Fuck those boring cunts.
>>123876731Correct for sure
>>123878398there's a bee in the studio
>>123876229What the fuck was that? I can't even give an overall judgment that the album is good/bad, it's such a mishmash. Some of it's cool but other parts made me groan in disbelief.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbzoJprTU8k&list=PL4vaEQyCxJhobEO8ze-q6P9ZDjEQEjKOV ITS METAL TO ME! :)
smartschoolboy9 is a huge Deicide fan
>>123880817>>123880817>>123880817>>123880817
>>123877365Kek midget
>>123877409>manlet
>>123880719>the asscrack with poop / Glen Benton's mom poster is ChileanLOLLMAO
