Cliff Burton editionold>>123880817fag https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
>>123888357is that yeji?
Morbid Angel
>>123888370Essential.
>The True Mayhemwho was false Mayhem?
>>123888332 She doesn’t even know this band. Likely yosuke just had it lying around from his distro
>>123888386I knew a girl in high school who had on a shirt with the album Pornography by The Cure on it. I asked her if she liked the album and she didn't know what the hell I was talking about.
>>123888386Who cares
I have aids btw
Immolation - Close to a World Below
BLASTING
How was prozak writing about all that top shelf metal in the 90s that no one knew about for years to come. And sometimes still no knows about. I for one think he is under appreciated
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123888441I'm sick of metal (and music, in general). I'll be blasting Noise for the foreseeable future.https://abhorrentafterdeath.bandcamp.com/album/forms-undone
>>123888365no brother
>>123888441
>>123888584Listen to classical if you have any taste at all
>>123888753The last music I listened to was the entire Ring Cycle. Spent the entire day listening to it.The only classical artists I care to listen to anymore are Wagner, Beethoven and Bach. And spare me the recs, I've heard it all.
>>123888770>WagnerUtterly mogged by a jew he influenced(Mahler)
>Listen to classical if you have any taste at all
>>123888807Rambling and meandering Mahler No thanks
>>123888831Filtered
Finally, some good death metal.
[good news]our RYM allies are exposing Tobias Sammet. no more posting about avantasia here okay? we don’t support that kind of stuff here
>>123889049get fucked and kys
>>123889049based. we love our RYM sisters here
>>123889049>no more posting about avantasia here okay?why would anyone have the slightest desire to do that, anyway?
>>123888357>Too young to be posting here>Too old to still be listening to metalYou are one of these. Which one is it?
>>123889107>Too old to still be listening to metalNever been to a metal concert I guess?
>>123889125I grew out of listening to metal before I was old enough to go to concerts.
>>123889149that's neat i bet you're very proud of yourself
>>123888556Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123889176No, that would be like being proud of being able to tie your shoelaces, or tell the time. It's just something you expect of somebody above a certain age. It's why metal is a dead genre. Only a handful of people fall short of these basement level standards.
>>123889211>you gotta listen to the good stuff, like Teitanblood
The funny thing is that the "I'm too old for metal" guy is the animespamming norsebore shitter
>DM/BM without distortion is surf rock amirite fellow youtube commentersif you're tone deaf yeah but it's nothing like ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9alKoLrgEc&list=PLjppdWymG1Jh8LoN_yNNZ2bAh-ijRiwN8
>>123889358So true sister
black metal = not music
>>123889433What?
Gonna go see 5 shitty death metal bands in a few
>>123889433Someone had to say it. N
I preferred metal being silly D&D LARPing shit rather than grimdark srs bsns
attention popsicle sticks!THESE are among the 20 greatest metal albums of ALL TIME. you simply cannot disagree!
>>123889468where are the other 14?
>>123889477Don't you mean 4?
>>123889468Metal for p4k/fantanodrones
>>123889477
>>123889465The black metal scene in Norway was the culprit
>>123889492and part 2
>>123889505Shalom
>>123889514A bunch of losers took the earlier LARP bands seriously and ruined everything
BEHOLD! The greatest metal singles of all time!
>>123889534>>123889507>>123889492Nothing wrong at all with these. They mog any extreme shit doodoocacacrappypants garbage.
>>123889541correct
based
Either Vince Neil and Ace Frehley are brothers, or they've taken the exact same drugs.
https://rateyourmusic.com/~Anonn
When the tourists start flooding in I just start listening to Synarchy and close my eyes.
>>123889577holy based
>>123889577>appears on (1)>Gay RYM, Lesbian RYM, Bisexual RYM, Transgender RYM, Queer RYM.... by nervenet
>>123889592
>>123889577https://voca.ro/14dXMzo8GbWy
>>123889577Prozak wins again
I can understand being scared initially by listening to Mercyful Fate, but as soon as King Diamond does his weak falsetto that initial feeling should disappear and turn into a roar of laughter. It's almost impossible to take that serious.
SLIGHTLY BRUISED AND BROKENFROM OUR HEAD ON COLLISIONMunicipal waste and Cannibal corpse next weekLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbPajfIwRRs
chud metal https://youtu.be/gcLmQDr7GGw?si=KHRiiVTMzdDp-bft
>>123889788ULTRA BASEDmost probably the most based and only non-poser person ITT
>>123889788>Municipal waste and Cannibal corpse showLol
Who are the big four of death metal?
>>123889802Fucking retarded
Just marathoned the first three songs on this album. When does it get good?
>>123889835thank you posersister
>>123889859there are only a few good riffs here and there. 7/10
No one can destroy the MetalThe Metal will strike you down with a vicious blowWe are the vanquished foes of the MetalWe tried to win, for why? We do not know
you retards need to come up with some better shitposts. it's getting old.
>>123888441AOTY
>>123889845I’ve posted it before, not going to continue to spoonfeed
this band sounds exactly like what the name would suggesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_evfyVhslww
>>123890002mid, their first album was great
>>123889938This anon is demanding fresh content, I think we should oblige him >>123890002
>>123890013those were the pseudo big four
>>123890084Morbid AngelImmolationDeicideGorguts
>>123890002horrendous cover
>>123890122that's better
>>123889845Florida>Death>Morbid Angel>Obituary>DeicideNew York>Suffocation>Immolation >Incantation>MorticianSweden>Entombed>Dismember>Grave>At the Gates
>>123890122>above average musical proficiency>at least 1 masterpiece along with a solid discography>innovative sound. often mimicked but never duplicated>charismatic and well spoken frontmen
>>123890185You are trying so hard with that Cannibal Corpse snub
>>123890220>le meat and potatoes death metal
>>123890262>le reddit analogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzmOSpsGl4Q
>>123890272gojira better
Trey Azagthoths riffs are mystical and otherworldly.
>>123890268>le ironic post repeated unironically
>>123889859It never does. Blowshituqueery is a joke.
>>123890296>le cuckoid post
>t. retard who hates osdm for no reason
How often do you spend your weekends on 4chan?
>>123890349I have an unbroken 18 year streak
>>123890349Every weekend since 2006
Isn't death metal just thrash metal but better?
>>123890349>working from home>listening to osdm
>>123890378are you me?
>>123890377No since thrash is actually good and not tryhard crap
Death Morbid Angel Cryptopsy Cannibal Corpsedon’t like it? Too bad!
>>123890403>Cryptopsy
>Blowshituqueery>Shitbid Gayngel>Morbidly Obese Angel - Blessed Are the Thick>Oshituary>Cannabis Coons>Bore Snorer
Dimmu BorgirCradle of FilthAt the Gates'nuff said
Death metal is American so of course it's the worst metal genre
>>123890401are you saying death metal is bad?
>>123890430Oh look, yet another buttblasted yuropoor why don'tcha play some flower metal inspired by Eurovision dance songs, ya faggot
>>123888441This album rules. Alf from AtG made the cover art (not his best work admittedly).
Luc Lemay
american't metal
>>123890464ULTRA BASED
are they other albums worth hearing?
NO DOGSNO VARGNO MOSHNO TRENDS
Eurocuck copycat death metal
>This is, huh, wowWhat does it mean?
>>123890613Leeeeht's find out
>>123890613I always thought it was 'This is war-huh, wow'.
rec me osdm
>>123890646I can't hear anything other than this is huh wow. Obviously that's not what he's saying but I can't hear anything else.
>>123890655
>>123890655just skim wikipedia you will get the same recommendations
>>123890684got anything more obscure>>123890688eh
>>123890675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytA2MrPEZdA2 million views, but comments disabled. Typical.
>>123890703>got anything more obscure
>>123890706A lot of the official uploads that are provided by the rights holders don't have comments enabled. You can tell because the uploaded will be [Artist] - Topic and the description will say "Provided to Youtube by [whoever]"
>>123890730>You can tell because the uploadeduploader
He's actually saying this is a ripoff of Necromancy by Bathory, but it's hard to hearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmwgeY7ydDs
>>123890719based goblincore >>123890763the trvke is that "War" ripped off "Curse the Gods" and not Bathory and certainly NOT Root.
>>123890792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRzuex6I6lIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX68guGkdWs
>>123890703
>>123890730Yeah, would be more fun if they enabled it, but suppose they don't want the inevitable shitshow. Youtube would probably be working overtime shadowbanning everyone also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6v_7sD7o6I
Why is everyone saying this is AOTY???
>>123890800https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlEa0rDZbM
>>123890818Nice shill
GOTH METALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdYxqiGSf9E
>>123890857
>>123890901Oooo nice one. Have to check also. Cheers!
>>123890901classic Myspace digicam selfie
LETS GOOO!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdX-swN9Tw8
>>123891028ebin :DDD
>>123891044Finnish are great xD Another good one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QRHK_Z_X8Y
>>123891087Those Mongol genes sure are something
>>123889358https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqE_501PZIYou can do better.
>>123891118Black metal seems pretty mainstream over there:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OK1P9GzDPM
>>123888378Who are you talking to?
>>123891150kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1rYr4BXAI
>>123891154(You)
>>123891159Oldie this one, but hilarious xDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKABUeLSEg
IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTmBxSngdJU
>black metal adswhy is this genre so co-opted? is it because of the hyper fixation on aesthetics lending it to be a natural fit for entertainment and screens?
I always knew /metal/ was full of kpop fags
>>123891346Its one obsessed faggot. Just like the cuck who keeps posting wigger slam and coreshit
What's the point of going to a live show if you aren't going to get drunk and start fights
>>123891303It's mainstream at this stage. Same as one of the Kardashians wearing a Slayer t-shirt. They probably couldn't name one song though:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF4wcGwcmFU
>>123891371I get drunk, but more likely to talk alot of drunken shit to strangers than start any fights (bit like in here lol)
>>123891368you have 7 tabs open: /metal/ and the 6 kpop generals that are still active
>>123891394You should fight more. It's the mark of a true -cxre warrior. In fact, I'm about to go terrorize the elderly on my block BL13 style https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5H7LbVrnc
>>123891124funni
don't see the appeal of concerts. full of obnoxious and unpleasant people.
>>123891441if you're not an awkward faggot you can make friends with similar interests and clap some cheeks
whats the catch with this band?to me they are torture for ears
what's the point of posting here if it's the same schizos everytime?
>>123891426Looks abit of a shithole to be honest. Not into 'hardcore' stuff or trashing venues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fkyBeVCiMg kek
>>123891454>gothic buttrock with James Hetfield vocalsthat's been Paradise Lost for 30 years
>>123891454everything they did after Gothic is terrible, in my onion.
>>123891454>>123891497>remember that shitty album we made back in the day?>what if we made it even shittier?
>>123888807Mahler is mocked and despised here
>>123891454>goth doom band releases ~2 good albums, then nothing but utter crap for the next 30 yearsEvery single time.
>>123891454Really terrible band. Even their early material sucks, which is unusual for stuff from that era.
>>123891454>>123891534My Dying Bride are awesome. Check their dvds if you like doom:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx90QJQ9Jow
>>123891454brutally and utterly mogged by My Dying Bride in all decades
>>123891508they got their shit together on this one
The big 4 of gothshit>MDB>Anathema>Katatonia>Paradise LostThis is also how I'd rank them
Death is overrated.
>>123891686Anathema and Katatonia became alternative sad boi rock
>>123891697life even more
>>123891686Some people like Opeth, but for me, it was always MDB at the top also.
>>123890613>This is ugh war
Morbid Angel > Immolation > Gorguts > Deicide
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728158233281513.webm
>>123891522Filtered normalfag
>>123891725I cannot argue with this.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728156085555455.webm
>>123891371Have you listened to Accion Mutante yet crusty?
just changed my band name to Incantation Blood. I play ugga bugga brainless brutal dm
I'M WAITING, WAITING FOR THE NIGHT!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xucXr4hD4aI
>>123890041>>123890065>>123890124
>>123891792>normalfagYou can say goy here, no need to censor yourself.
>>123891820Oh yeah you recommended those guys to me a couple of months ago I think. I gave their discog record a spin and thoroughly enjoyed it. Germany and Belgium have a lot of good obscure crust/grindshit for whatever reason.
I'm am pleased to inform you that Running Wild reigns supreme
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
>>123891929based>>123891939no they fucking do not
>>123891907I'd rather avoid the hebrew terminology
>>123891939based>>123891929no they fucking do not
>>123891911Indeed. If you are on the hunt for something else, i recommend pic (Belgian band), and Luzifers Mob from Germany if you don't know either already.Chronic Disease were kinda similar to Swedish No Security in sound.
Dog Feetus fucking sucks. No one who likes metal would listen to that garbage.
>>123892014>blood incantation fan
>>123888441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RMGGVlMuwo
are metallica broke?
>>123892129Nice of them. They're looking old nowadays. Been awhile since I seen them.
Check this out bros
>>123892129lol, Dolly alone donated $1 million
internet black metal bands should not have instagram accounts or any type of social media, New Black metal releases should only be on backwater file sharing sites for free
>>123890330>le, le
>>123892230I like free stuff. Black Metal Promotion kinda does this on Youtube. If people want to get physical releases, it's good to have cassettes etc if just starting out, although not many people have cassette players nowadays. Vinyls can come later on if they get established.
>>123892230>yes black metal should just die out and i want soulshart gibs in my smelly stinky room, how could you tell?
>>123892129HALLS OF MY HOUSE PAINTED GREENMONEY TALKING
For me it's dungeon synth
First for Revenge. J. Reid is a t-shirt salesman first and foremost but his music side hustle is pretty good too.
>>123891939yes they do, anybody who disagrees is a fucking cocksucker
FIELDS ONCE GREEN NOW A FILTHY DENDOGS RULE HERE, NEVER AGAIN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ElpsVKKt8
>>123892129>>123892198$1,100,000 more than the feds gave
^ bait
>>123892345Stop posting this hogwash.
>>123892387It's unironically better than alot of actual metal. I'll post what I want, thanks :)
>>123889025>we have le pyramids here on earth>so how did they get there on a distant planet!
>>123892419>post what I wantwait until janny hears about this, you're fucking done for bro
>>123892343Ok let me suck your cock then.
>>123892148>They're looking old nowadaysTheir music is tamer than Black Sabbath was in 1981 today. Actual dinosaurs.
>>123892462give me your address brother, we could get some sushi
>>123892435I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT
>>123892474>victims aren't blacknot canon
>>123892464That's true. Even Slayers new stuff is kinda cringe.
>>123892474is that a white version of nicolás maduro?
metal brings us together
>>123890613While Varg later got memed into accepting this line, on the recording of War, he actually said>This is, huh, WAR
>>123892484The Boys is great show. People read too much into it supporting one side or the other. It's just satire about corrupt corporations.
>>123892496why does varg pronounce war as wow? sounds like a goddamn retard to me
>>123892489It's Homelander. Kinda an evil version of Superman from a show called 'The Boys'.
>>123892509Varg predicted World of Warcraft
>>123892510>Kinda an evil version of Supermanso it's maduro
>>123892540That looks interesting. Must check it out also. Definitely watch the boys though if you get a chance. Great show.
>>123889845Trey AzagthothDavid VincentRichard BrunellePete Sandoval
>>123889845john gallagherglen bentonglen bentonjohn gallagher
>>123892493for the wrong reasons
BLACK METAL PROMOTTTIONNNNNNN!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nRzDyNXaw4
if you are trying to be annoying on purpose, congratulations. you win a medal.
>>123892129Broke of talent maybe.
>>123889845Dave MustaineVarg VikernesLauri PenttiläTrey Azagthoth
>>123892599What's annoying?
Blood Incantation sounds better here than their new album. https://youtu.be/41DbgTQ8WC4?si=R7lYKxSomnsSoGGOWhy do they feel the need to add the synth ambient parts?
>>123892580Horrible
>>123889845Snorre RuchPhil TougasAdam KalmbachMikko Aspa
>>123892644Sounds alright to me. Decent greek band. Each to their own I guess.
>>123892636because they are trying to reinvent their sound
>>123892129yeah cause of napster
I have only listened to alters and covenant but I like covenant the best
GAYHEM
>we're not like the other metal bands teehee
>>123892789This is Midnight? They're based:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUzDyGmjy3o
>>123888441who would guess that they would play some celtic frost inspired riffs on here
Impossible to dislike and I'm not even a death/grind fan.
>>123892838I like Bolt Thrower, but their main problem is that every single album is 10-15 minutes too long.
>>123892763it's their most catchy album
What's /metal/ opinion on Nightwish?
Hector onced ridiculed me for drinking strawberry milk. Well I'm drinking it right now.
>>123892878If the singer wears a corset, then I will not listen.
>>123892885Based. Carlsberg here.
>>123892878Metal for people who don't like metal. Pretty much just music for basedjaks to react to on YouTube. Wintersun is the band to listen to if you want symphonic elements incorporated into metal without it being faggy.
FUCKING SPEED AND DARKNESS!https://youtu.be/bUzDyGmjy3o?t=712
>>123892885ridiculously basedStrawberry milk is the freckled ginger gf of milk types (aka patrician as fuck)
>>123892878fat girl music
>>1238926511349 are the most boring bm band atm
>>123893158There is alot of boring bands around. 1349 wouldn't be a band I'd put on my playlist. I like the not so well known ones from the 90s. Gehenna with Sarcana on keyboards are great:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg7RJWUiwZg
>>123892878Beloved here. >>123892997Except that Wintersun IS the faggy metal. It's like gendee-fluid gender-confused equivalent of metal, not PN not DM not DM, it doesn't know how to properly deal with either of these genres either, total virtuoso garbage.
>>123893213>PN not DM not DM,PM BM* excuse the fatfingering
>20 minutes long official video
>>123893225>Dude! That means it's ART! Did you hear the synthesizer stuff? Death metal doing that is so unique and refreshing to hear in the genre! I can't believe they combine evil riffs with soothing synths. How do they do it???
>>123893213Your lust for cock is showing, sodomite.
Love this Gehenna song, cause it's sung in norweigian. Black metal sounds better in it's native language:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZ91aqDniE
>>123893223>fatfingeringdefinitely music for fat bitches
>>123893252seething winterincel
This is pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEM7WqFApDw
>>123893263It's a phonefag meme, newfag, I'm not fat irl.
>>123893267Toumas literally wrote an album about Disney's Scrooge McDuck, unironically. Whats next, are you gonna pretend Within Temptation is metal? Scrape the smegma off your tongue, foreskin licker.
>>123893282>literally>unironicallykek totally seething wintercel
Why are Ghost such freemason cunts? Do they think keeping secrets is cool?
HOLYYY FLESHHHH!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udvzKUPSZgo
>>123893279sure, fatty. let's see those kielbasas
TIME FOR SOME DIAMOND! DIAMOND! DIAMOND!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSOsqKm32AA
>>123893279>fatfingering is a "meme"okay zoomer
>>123893382Yes it is. Read Dawkins you dumb self-hating zoomerfag
ONE DOWN TWO TO GO! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mRt9crgMh4
>>123893325>>123893380>>123893339you are the faggiest poster on /metal/
>>123893312>kek>totally>seething>-celSelf-awareness: 0.
>>123893401It's a word in a dictionary. And who else besides a zoomer would think it would have to do with phones instead of keyboards
>>123893448total wintercel metly kek
Slam: the purist form of metal.
>>123893401post those ham hocks you call hands
>>123893447You want to answer why Ghost are such freemason cunts? Did it trigger you? :)
>>123893325Tobias is definitely a Freemason; don't know about his rent-a-band. His daughter also has a cock...
>>123893452Sure the meme originally came from keyboard fatfingering, but usually it is applied to phonefagging
I AM THE LADY WHO CRIES. I AM HE WHO LIGHTS THE NIGHT. I AM LUCIFER!!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbVa1tlI54Q
>>123893477It's not a meme you mongrel
>>123893475Never knew about his daughter. I know some court case in Sweden where the judge was a freemason also and it was played off as nothing to be concerned about in music journalism. This kinda thing is corruption in my opinion. People shouldn't be members of secret societies if they're in such positions, but just my opinion of course.
>>123893487Read Dawkins you stupid cunt. A word IS a meme, every fucking thing is a meme. A meme is not just le funny image with captions on it. A joke is a meme, music is a meme.
>>123893457>repeats his buzzwords and piles more more in response to being called outHaha, low IQ moment.
ATTIC - THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vid5Cogue5U
>>123893507resident wintercel sure is persistent kek
>>123893502I'm not interested in your retrofitted definitions of words.
>>123893559>retrofittedLOL. Dawkins literally coines the term. Stop embarrassing yourself you absolute cretin
>>123893502Shartkins is mocked here
BURN IN HELLLLLLL!!!!!!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-2CoLjDHc
>>123893502>Read Dawkinsimagine actually recommending this in 2024
>>123893613>>123893613>>123893613>>123893613NEW
>>123893616>>123893616>>123893616New.
>>123893596>>123893579>>123893502Dawkins doesn't know the truth as much as anyone else.
>>123893578The word fatfinger, moron. Just because some zoomers started making it "le epic" not knowing they were actually using a word correctly doesn't make it a meme.
>>123893596Yeah apparently some people still don't know what meme means>>123893641>doesn't make it a meme.You are an imbecile with zoomer knowledge about memeticshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
>>123893658>doubling down this hard when you actually thought fat finger was started by some zoomers on cell phones
>>123893685Very nice strawman. Funnily enough you still can't get the fact that meme is not just le popular image caption through your thick skull.
>>123893538>nonexistent self-awareness>is a nightwish toddlerThe jokes write themselves.
