black metal changed our lives (for worse) editionlast: >>123968330faq: we don't answer questions here
First for Striborg
I am becoming familiar with the notes and degrees of F Major.
First(third) for love, friendship, understanding, and mindfulness
It insists upon itself
>>123970793I wish I could be as austistic as him.
Lauri Pentilla
>>123970797Why yes, my skeleton wears a motorhead shirt.
Everyone say hello to AOTY Cool World by Chat Pile!
>>123970816No, thanks.
>>123970801Which era of Stritism are you looking for? Pre-diagnosis black metal loner autist or post-diagnosis non-binary tantrum throwing break dancer autist?
>>123970833Dark Lord Wizard (virgin)
how did he do it?
ah shit, I just came up with my second name
>>123970856He grew long hair and started listening to Darkthrone.
>>123970824Actually for this record it's these. Far more nihilistic than baby level DSBM
>>123970856It's no longer stalking when she finally says yesthen it's called persistence
>>123970833I wish there was a way to collect hard and fast data on this, because black metal has to have the highest proportion of autists in the scene. I can't think of a single genre that could come close, not even progshit.
>>123970816Yes, thanks!
Vault of Horrors by Aborted
>>123970899For me? It's Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done.
I'm gonna let you finish but Isvind and Fleurety were the best Norwegian Bands of all time.
>>123970939you're that autistic guy that gets bullied in every thread lol
>>123970935I wish I had someone to roughhouse with like that cat. Unfortunately I am too big.
Look at this silly music video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIZNb96EQJ8
AOTY 2025
https://youtu.be/dWCjANwr7D8?si=5wQ1Mhtst7TWhdH3
>>123970960Does prog have the shittiest album covers out of all the genres?
CALL ME LITTLE SUNSHINECALL MECALL ME MEPHISTOPHELES
>>123970799hipster band
>>123971053>why yes, I sleep in a bed positioned 45 degrees in the middle of the room
>>123970797Who's been going through my High School notebook again?
Playing Anon's demo at a party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N19kteW10VA
>>123971111We shut it off, laughed at it, mocked it, and then blasted Spiritbox instead.
There's a kid out there who's autistically obsessed with shilling chat pile and forcing shitty memes about them. Why? You can be a retard or whatever, who gives a fuck, but why be this particular sort of retard? Like what's gratifying about shitting up the same stale meme on 4chins for fucking MONTHS, maybe years? And don't reply to me you fucking retard, it's not funny and you won't be triggering me even though I know I sound angry. Honest to god kill yourself and spare your poor mother the heartache. Guy's there in literally every thread making the same joke over and over and over again. What mental illness is this?
I only like Sabaton, where do I go from here?
>>123971132and then we took turns sucking each other off.
>>123971150If you hve big, meaty, manly, hairy BALLS, then listen to Grave Digger like our creator intendedIf not, stick with Sabaton kiddo
>>123971171Grave Digger opened for Blind Guardian back in 2015.
>>123971143
>>123971053
>>123971197I can see the hair plugs.
>this is what metal looks like in 2024
>>123971215And it's beautiful.
>>123970799reddit incantation
>>123971215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK4Y-8Z9SjM
>>123971215This is what power metal looks like in 2024:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FrhtahQiRchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXbSAO3QM4ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9FSFIhgf90https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykqyLX4PUaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wHGM5PMttQ
Spinning Van Halen II
>>123971254cringe>>123971256this guy fucks
>>123971254Power metal has never not sucked so this is pretty par for the course
post tech death that is almost bdm but not quite
>>123970957This faggot doesn't believe in ancient aliens. Laugh at him.
Metal for this feel?
>Americans invented extreme metal. Europeans don't understand metal at a conceptual level because it's purely New World music. You have to remember America was founded by the extreme and outcast of European society. They rode ships across the ocean to explore new frontiers while the docile and mentally whipped Europeans stayed in their hovels worshipping monarchs. They are a cucked people so naturally the ideology of extreme metal could never flourish there. - Glen Benton
>>123971306>They are a cucked peopleDid he actually say that?
>>123971150Listen to MANOWAR
>>123971315Care for some Majesty Roast, sire?>>123971150Listen to Falconer.
>>123971331for me, it's Fleshgod Apocalypse pasta
>>123971304Heroinsludge is the closest thing to Wine bum metal.
Is this JD Vance style or drag queen?
>>123971285
>>123971346old school /b/ rape face
>>123971337What merch should I create for my solo project? Probably membership packages to my MMO. NO mictotransactions.
>>123971285MEEEEAAAAUUGHHhttps://youtu.be/WhigSv2b2Go?si=RtMwFmc-yZisdeRN
>>123971372XP boosts, but only valid from midnight to 3 in the morning
>>123971372Figurines of MMO characters, of course.
What metal should have become:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtqIb7Mwal8
>>123971171My balls are tiny because I inject steroids, what should I listen to?
Stop making metalcore.STOP making ironic music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PwWzGztwp0
>>123971474Ask J-dawg (in a paid message).
>>123971492It's only $10 isn't it? I wonder what he would do if I bought 10 of them at once and asked LONG questions.
>>123971500He would be happy because he got money.
>>123971319Yes.
THE ACCUSER SENDS THE BILL
>>123971306Correct. Only Americans have the capacity for extremity, because we live it every day. Yuropeoids can't touch any genre without reverting to Bierhall schlager tunes.
>>123971530Fuck that stupid crowley post desu
>>123970960Just like how A View from the Top of the World was album AOTY '21
The worst melody I've ever heard:https://youtu.be/00_KMk_mQXU?t=180
>>123971474Hcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMmgcFUnOPc
>>123971564based roider, I take that too I just wanted to be dramatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbb_W__ESO4check this our
>>123971540What are you referring to
>>123971597>>123971600The post the figure on the cover is doing.Oh, I see: I wrote "post" instead of "pose".Oh what the fuck, I did it again.
will every album art be ai slop from now on?
>>123971631My demo will be hand-painted with my $450 Wacom tablet (currently in a box).
>>123971631'fraid so
sisters!! look and listen!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_N3s1xUJmc
>>123971606I understand now, thank ye.
>>123971631I could make an album art cover 10x better. Did they only run it through once?
>only third wave is real>pic related invents third waveCan USBM please stop winning already
>>123971683I bet any of us using Bing Image Create could make one better in a matter of minutes
>>123971683>>123971728Benton said to the DAWG that he wanted to offend people who hate AI. He said it was genned and then "cleaned up".
>>123971785I'm more offended by how much the album sucks
atonal speed metal when?
>>123971694It literally cannot
>>123971694>>123971823Forgot pic
>>123971728Did my best to describe the album cover but all I get is this generic shit
>>123971876kek
Ok but why did 2023 have so many ridiculously over-the-top incredible albums?
BLAST
>>123971943
>>123971921Obnoxious tranny shit unrelated?
>>123971888Looks like glen benton
>>123971980Getting more of a Tom Arraya vibe
>>123972029swarthy
>>123971785>Benton said that he wanted to offend people who hate AI.Hm, that's a funny way of saying, "when we found out it wouldn't cost a single dime and take less. than 4 seconds to do, using a free online AI image generator for the new cover was an easy choice." To note lol, I don't blame Benton or any other established artist for falling for the AI art meme, but you only get one pass before you show yourself as just a cheap Jew by continuing such behavior.
This was really all people had before Metallica?
Youtube keeps recommending me this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9ihltlQmWo
>>123972195>try to find pic related on Metallum>get mid literal who thrash
When is Snorre going to release his new album AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv4PxY6kTN8
How is Overkill live these days? Thinking of going to a show but haven't seen them in over a decade. Are they phoning it in at this point?
>>123972220And then what happened?
>>123972294I got a snarky but seething reply on my post
>>123972242Ikr? Been suffering from insomnia for awhile now
>>123972242sounds like now diabolical satyricon
>>123970816hipster metal sucks. this belongs in the shit pile along with blood incantaintion and whatever else people with a surface level interest in metal like to promote in order to make themselves seem special.
>>123972242>WWE anthemsabsolute kek
Legion aside, they peaked here
>>123972173I never click related videos on youtube. I am a man of my own free will, and won't be prodded like cattle
>>123971943>bongs suck at thra-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fE
>>123972647based buttrock enjoyer
>>123972464Satyr is singing in that one.
>>123970773r8 my taste
>>123971479and STOP making djent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QytLHfi0qYU
Morbid Angel
Is it just me or does the captcha look different?
>>123972812Me @ 17
based based based based based
wtf this is great, why did you guys lie to me?
isn't metal very old? why listen to an outdated genre listened to by boomers?
>>123972934correct
>>123973212they only hype up mediocre black metal here and only if the members are faggot chuds, not because of the actual music. That Kultur shit they dickride is the most average bm I’ve heard since 1349 and Dark Funeral but because the fat queers in it are nazis it gets treated like the holy grail, even tho it’s not even in the top 50 metal albums of last year in terms of quality
>le heckin RuneScape music
>>123973427Euronymous (who invented black metal) weeps.
>>123973382all Kaevum fans are fags
>>123973212Who said it was bad? I think it's probably their best release to date.
>>123973460>redditGO BACK TO HELL, GO BACK TO HELL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJqZaJHihZM
>>123973427Bocchi the /metal/
>>123971237Reddit is already abandoning ship from them because they are too mainstream now.
>>123970797Yes. but not core-kids
the perfect bm production
>>123973580More mainstream than Rivers of Nihil?
>>123973427Euronymous (who invented otaku culture) approves of this.
>>123971284
>>123971241>Aborted turned into tbdm
>>123973632best riffs
>>123973460Kek
>>123971285Can you name any tech that is closer to osdm than bdm?
>>123973212It's Ulcerate. I haven't even heard it yet, and know they're lying.
>>123973719Atrocity - HallucinationsLiers in Wait - Spiritually Uncontrolled ArtMonstrosity - Millennium
>>123973740The only bits that sound osdm to me, is when they drop the tech for a bit to play some osdm instead.The majority, where they play tech, still sounds much more like bdm.
>>123973212Its memes bro, i constantly listen to it myself. Metal aoty so far for me
>>123972534Banished by Sin is the best Deicide album yet
>>123972139Yeah, metal was pure and true before gay bands like metallica came and fucked it all up
>>123974066>no HoffmansTAAAAAPE on that mouth SHUT
>>123972812You're a faggot/10. Keep the Maiden, Manowar, Beast in Black and dump all the other poser shit
Why did Thrash seem to just get worse after this?
>>123974113Thrash is a poser subgenre. Name one thrash band that survived the 90s without changing their style, selling out, or splitting up
>>123974090Deicide is Benton and Asheim. Guitarists don't matter. The Hoffman homos had a chance to prove their worth with Amon and they failed
>>123972812No exaggeration, I have not listened to a single album on this chart
Best album of 2024????
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>123974229>I've never heard TNotBLeave the hall
>>123971631That's one of the best DM album covers of all time, ai or not. I love that it makes art fags seethe
>>123970799sⲟycore
>>123970856Who that?
>>123974265Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>123970960These guys couldn't write a good song to save their lives. They're super obsessed with doodling with their instruments but have zero creative talent
You will never be a real Scandinavian. You have no surströmming, you have no snowy pine forest's, you have no moomin. You are a balding manlet twisted by hot pockets and poor music taste into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a american is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably overweight.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>123971150Powerwolf and Bloodbound litterally sound exactly the same as Sabaton
>>123971694American't black metal.>>123974391lol based. Total death to Ame*ica.
>Dissection was one of the last bands to be associated with violence and action in metal. Jon Nodveidt, a true Hessian who rejected the modern world, committed various acts that most will consider morally reprehensible yet they embodied his personal philosophy and the ideology of his music. Barring the third album, Dissection display a penchant for ambitious composition within a framework of heavy/death and black metal. The second outing reached too far and ended up sounding almost confused from the virtuosity of the musicians and the wide number of techniques at their disposal without the vision to streamline all these ideas. The Somberlain is a lot more focused in its inspirations by sticking closer to the source material and more structured arrangements.
>>123974460>filtered by light's bane Imagine
Imagine making Reinkaos and killing yourself because it sucked so bad.
>>123971785"Cleaned up" to look even more like a bad a.i. gen than most do?
>>123971241I might have gotten one-guy'd into not look into them out like a decade ago. Sounds cool to me.
You know, when you think about it, it is kind of strange there were TWO cases of early black metallers murdering a gay man. Maybe there were even more I haven't heard of. I just find it strange the opportunity arose more than once within such a small scene...
>>123974532And it is also strange that 2 (possibly 3) members of the foundational death metal band are/were openly gay.It is also worth noting that all the gay, retarded and extroverted people are from that (musically illiterate) American scenes, whereas the European scene is known to murder those people.I'm gonna leave it at 'based'.
KAEVUM - KULTUR
>>123974649Why so defensive, Scandibro?
>>123974649Holy seethe kek
>>123974532>I just find it strange the opportunity arose more than onceIt really isn't. Expected, even.
>picrelUSA Metal is by far the best and most influential Metal
>>123974649America has always been a refuge for the world's homosexuals; and The Times Of Israel declared Tel Aviv to be be the "gayest city on earth". Death's frontman, Chuck Schuldiner, was an American jew. There's something in that...
>>123971921Name 5
>>123974736All directly influenced by Britain.
Any good Christian metal?
>>123974883Any straight gay bars in town?
>>123974816So bands like Death and Morbid Angel took a time machine into the future and heard shitty DM bands like Benediction and Cancer and then went back to the mid 80s to create a new style?
>>123974736>USAThe worst and and the least influential metal.The best are ScandinaviansThe most influential is UKThe most posing, stinky and annoying is US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_d122GyUktrve kvlt black metal
>>123974815Avenged Sevenfold - Life Is but a DreamMetallica - 72 SeasonsBeyond the Black - S/TSleep Token - Take Me Back To EdenIn Flames - ForegoneYou were saying, bitch?
>>123975027I kneel.
>>123975027All relentlessly mogged by Kaevum - Kultur.
>>123975043...in comedic value.
>>123975054In every value imaginable.
This is the album
>>123974988USA created DEATH METAL and POWER METAL.They gave us Deicide and Manowar - two of the least poserish bands in all of existence! Scandinavia on the other hand sucks mega cocks, except for their black metal and King Diamond/Mercyful Fate - they gave us tons of faggy poser bands like In Flames, At the Gates, Soilwork, Arch Enemy, etc. UK may have started it all off but they haven't given us a single good band since Maiden/Priest/Sabbath/Motorhead because all the whites in the country left/died out by the 90s and its now a country of mostly Muslims, Poos and Africans.
>>123974978No, they bought Venom records, learned to cover the songs, and wrote their own. That is a direct influence. Learn English comprehension, Pablo.
>>123975131
>>123975177venom sounds like motorhead + satan lyrics. literally nothing like morbid angel
A Eurocuck wakes up and starts seething immediately because Mohammed next door is yelling and stinking up the apartment buildings with curry smell
>>123975131>two of the least poserish bands in all of existence!Excellent bait
>>123975131>POWER METALAll comes from Judas Priest and Iron Maiden
>>123975226>comes fromEverything comes from something. You could list IM and JP's influences and say they came from that. That doesn't mean they = their influences or that they didn't create a unique sound based off their influences
>>123975216Leave the hall
>>123975190Death were originally named Mantas, after Venom's guitarist. They, and Morbid Angel, openly claimed Venom as a major influence. Sorry this upsets you, but, then again, it has nothing to do with you, and happened decades before you were born.
Metal is inherently European.
>>123975273Influence? Well sure, in the same sense Zeppelin and Zapa were an influence on Sabbath. But Sabbath created their own unique sound and pioneered a new genre. In the same sense bands like Venom were an influence on death metal and black metal, but bands like Death and Morbid Angel created their own unique sound and pioneered a new genre of metal. But if you think Venom sounds anything like Morbid Angel you should probably get your ears checked
>>123975270Stop pooping in the hall saar this is Europe not india or muttland
>>123975292Correct.
>>123974532>no mention of DM>no mention of America>no mention of Scandinavia>instant seethe in response Kek, based
Europe is inherently seething
American metal is just better
>>123975439Correct.
>>123974795americans will ignore this damning truth
>>123975436Correct.
Cradle of Filth is good and I'm tired of pretending they're not
This is not just the best album of 2024, it's one of the best metal albums ever made. I wanted to hate it because of the stupid ai cover but that's impossible because this album is so incredibly fucking good
>>123975533I don’t like this…
>>123975533Gay
>>123975533>Gayest citiesEvery city in California. Not clicking that shit.
>>123975513>2.87 on RYMkek
>>123975573Do not come to Amsterdam
there are only 2 good deicide albums
>>123975609Once Upon the Cross and....um....
>>123975617And Legion
>>123975649And S/T... shit, my premise is ruined
Was the deleted post some damning evidence against eurocucks
>>123975708Who fucking knowsblast metal
>>123975708Ya, they always lash out when revealed
>>123975766Why is this knowledge so suppressed? It isn’t even arguable. We love European metal here.
>>123975766Check this out
>>123975609S/T, Legion, and... uhhhhhh... shit. I guess they're all fine
Satanism is inherently gay and jewish
>>123975779Correct. Gay metal is loved and respected here
All the anti-European sentiments expressed by the American posters here proves (not that any was needed) that they are all POC. Why are any of them even listening to Metal, a European invention?
Why does Norgay deny their influences so vehemently? They think their little scene was in a closed off bubble. They just weren’t wearing the Kreator t-shirts like the death metal kids were but the influence was exactly the same
All the reporters in this thread represent the impotence of European metal. Why are they crying to mods when they get mocked if they’re so capable of proving themselves by their own merit?
>>123975837Why are you even using the Internet, an American invention.
>>123975837white americans listen to and worship rap and hip-hop
Just took a massive shit and now I'm blasting Nile.
>>123975845>>123975854>>123975856Correct.
Quite possibly the most brutal and thorough BTFO I’ve ever witnessed
>>123974389just keep parroting what you hear
>>123975856you're Mexican lol
Shalom my Hebrew brothers
>>123974795You have REALLY hit a nerve with this.It just can't be refuted.
>>123975766ULTRA BASED
There's nothing inherently wrong with being gay or jewish
>>123975917>or
>>123975917Ignore Gaahl and Hoest and you’re right
Québec black metal > rest
>>123971205Fuck you, I like that album art.
>>123975921Worthless garbage
>>123975921It’s ok
>>123975921Damn this sucks>One riff per songYou fags can’t be serious
>>123975766Irrefutable.
>>123975921Akitsa is based
this is the best drum pattern in metal songs, you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks likehttps://voca.ro/1bNMR1J7jQAW
https://youtu.be/VE1fKVLJ9pU?t=171
>>123970797yeah !
>>123975960Akitsa is boring garbage
>>123976257Sounds good, I’m going to start paying more attention to drums. I like the drums on thishttps://youtu.be/72MoT6NSQzA
https://youtu.be/lEhpetAgcrU?t=4This is so goddamn good. How the fuck did talenetless garbage like black punk become popular and not THIS? Recommend me more like this, bots.
>>123970799True. I mean, if you have to use daddy Century Media's money to fly to Berlin just to say you recorded at Hansa studios for a pastiche album, then you're straddling between weird flexing and pretension.
Rate my playlist bros.https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVLPOyYihq5xmWgPfSRuFr_HWHitprZGy
https://youtu.be/zbxEjYI2y4MThis is what peak metal sounds like.
>>123976386>>123976366Glam is alright. I'm more of a thrashfag myself.https://youtu.be/S7wntm7QVXQ
>>123976366gay wank for gay wankers
>>123976386>Negru, it’s got to be fruitcake power metal It is
>absolutely love the slow groovy egypt themed riffs>not a fan of fast blast beat assaults of chaosany bands for this feel?
>>123976386trash
Wait a damn minute.Mayhem is good????????Disregard the dumb ass opening track with the cheerful marching band drums
>>123976557>>>/lgbt/Might be more your speed
>>123976557Powerslave by Iron Maiden
>>123976637that's not a band you fucking retard
>>123970960Dream Theater will come up with a good idea and then ruin it with shitty masturbatory noodling and LaBrie's insufferable wailing.
>the most handsome papa who won a grammy got killedfjkzhdjkghd
>>123974389retard
>>123976642
David Chadcent mogging a retarded eurocuckhttps://youtu.be/k1Vkh_cIlXM
>>123970799Fantastic album, the naysayers are projecting their nu-maleness onto the album
>>123976746this
>>123970799Holy shit this is pretty fantastic I just looked them up
>>123976557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1IbroJtHrQ
>>123970799Relegated to forced meme status along with the likes of Kaevum - Kultur . I won’t ever be listening
>>123971254how come Blind Guardian are the only ones that managed to sing about cheesy shit without coming off as dorks?
>we have a ghost avatarfag nowDark days
>saves 2024 black metal
brah brah
>>123974178Sodom>>123974883Paramaecium (and Black Sabbath)>>123976557Closest thing to what you're looking for is probably Tucker-era Morbid Angel, but that's Sumerian-themed
>>123976806thanks will check it out later>>123976966basically what im looking for is nile but stoner/doom
>>123976988Morbid Angel is fairly doomy for death metal. There is an Egypt-themed doom band called Amarna Sky, but I haven't listened to them and can't vouch for their quality.
>>123977022and to clarify i don't care that much about it being egypt themed in lyrics or aesthetics but strictly in terms of scales and the music itself.
>>123977050Check out necros christos and sijjin
>>123977116>>123977116
>>123977078>>123977050Here you gohttps://youtu.be/ng1rS3qDjcQ
>>123977078>The music of Necros Christos renounces high speeds, blast beats and demonstrations of the technical skills of the musicians, and instead focuses on "slow, simple, panzer-like heaviness in conjunction with sinister growls and a strange, indefinable occult quality".[7] In the context of the metal subculture, singer and songwriter Mors Dalos Ra sees the band more in the tradition of bands like Black Sabbath and Mercyful Fate in their occult orientation than in the modern-sounding, blastbeat-heavy death metal bands. His musical inspiration, however, comes more from the Eastern folklore, especially Persia, India and the Arab countriesneat that sounds like exactly what i was looking for
>>123976610Your opinion is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gMnyV6gGvI&ab_channel=Klein1997
