marina just turned 39, say something nice to her editionprevious thread: >>123896744ANNOUNCEMENTS:>1) Don't worry, it's just fiction.>2) We just talk about pop music and flirt with each other.>3) We don't hate pop stars. We just hate the posters.>4) All Swifties are Tayzos, and Tayzos are Tayzos.>5) I love her!>6) We engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery.>7) Everyone is gay on /wpop/, even the straights.>8) /wpop/ has found no link between itself and making shit threads.>9) We're all retarded.
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>>123977785Marina is beautiful, sexy, a good dancer, and smells really nice :-)
HBD Marina
>39I swear she was younger than that just a few years ago
>>123977785you bore me
>>123978008really makes you think
Last year she told us she was 38now she's 39WHICH IS IT MARINA
The Marina time machine is powered by love and big bras
>39 and no kidstick tock, marina. your eggs are rapidly depleting
I want to be the little spoon for Marina
>>123978053I remember seeing her live at this warehouse back in 2015/16 when she would strip fully naked and get green food coloring all over herself. The venue would smell so bad when she whipped her sweaty pussy out.
>>123978124going to kiss Marina's pussy and a tumbleweed blows out
>mfw i made a thread to celebrate marina's birthday and it turns into a >marina OLD shitfestat least i tried...marinabros... we're cooked...
HBD Marina, I couldn't name a single song but you seem okay.
>>123978578try froothttps://youtu.be/WZzcY7ASQno?si=LzGYCn5o1S9IhgIe
>>123978551what marina? amrina and teh diamonds? come on now, it's not 2011 anymore, she's an has been. move onHave you tried listen to SZA? The undisputed new pop queen
>>123978655i have a tatoo of marina on my right arm, we are linked forever, i will never repudiate her, she will remain my queen forever, there is no moving on
>>123978551Marina's legend will never fade! Those songs and booba are glorious
>>123978679>Hail Marina,>Full of Grace,>The Lord is with thee.>Blessed art thou among women,>and blessed is the froot>of thy womb, /wpop/.>Holy Marina,>Mother of God,>pray for us coomers now,>and at the hour of our death, hopefully by your hand>Amen
>>123978618Not bad actually lol.
>>123978748
Daily reminder that zoomer wpops are ugly and make boring music that they know only needs a 30 second catchy hook to play during tiktoks
>>123977785>Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, yeah>Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex (la la la)what did she mean by this?
>>123979054she loves sex and wants to have sex with me, that is the message of that song
I need to wash more and let all the sores heal up to have sex again.
Marina lifting up her ttities so you can lick the skin under her titties and she accidentally drops one and it hits you on the head and it's so big and heavy that it puts you in a coma and you never wake up
>>123979156>tfw
>>123979106>she loves sexShe looks like the type of person who's obsessed with sex but doesn't enjoy it very much
Will u shut the fuck up about Marina, no one fucking cares. Even in 2011 very little people cared. She is a total nobody OP please stop forcing your strange obsession with a nobody on the rest of this board, it’s unhinged
>>123977785mid as fuck.
>>123979723>Will u shut the fuck up about Marinano
>>123978676>Hagrina tattoo That is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
>>123979143ok, but sodomy isn't sex
>>123979723>OP please stop forcing your strange obsession with a nobody on the rest of this board, it’s unhinged
>>123979760Dont tell me how to love or rot!
>>123979803Wpop is supposed to be for discussing all wpop and because of turbo faggots like OP who btw post like 70 times per thread and reply to themselves they’re all full of Marina and/or Taylor goon posts. It’s not right, anon
A Marina bday celebration thread is purest /wpop/
>>123977785Marina is a greek goddess
>>123977785She deserved a better career
I love my hag goth mommy.
>>123979803>3 threads out of 150What?? there aren't 150 threads on /mu/
>>123979723We've got obsessions, I want to wipe out all the sad ideas that come to me when I am holding you
>>123980200Maiden: OliviaMother: TaylorCrone: MarinaTrue? Explain why or why not.
>>123980453Olivia is the only one worth gooning over, Taylor has never been hot
>>123980453Where does Madonna fit into all of this?
OBAMNA
Shout out to Ava Max! I hope your hot yoga session was sweaty and uplifting and your nipples and pokey all day long! Love ya!
Straight droooooooop
I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRIGO
I just fapped to an Asian camgirl who looked just like Madison Hu from Bizaardvark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUt53OJV2hs
>>123977785How do we honestly feel about taytay?
>Mind immediately goes to a childrens tv show when masturbatingpedopop strikes again
>>123981465I honestly Lover more than anything and always will.
>>123981255bruh
>>123981390more like madison who
>>123981511based taybro
>>123981565bimboslut era best tay era
Taybo foot and pit sluts alive!
rate my fit for /wpop/ meet
Very superstitious,Wash your face and hands,Rid me of the problem,Do all that you can
>>123981582totally
Talk Tooly podcast
basedhttps://youtu.be/V76HS4jHoJE?feature=shared
fuck bill maher, dua lipa is based https://youtu.be/k2qgadSvNyU?si=Kf0mq8dBWrLZN8Pf
>>123980487You're brown
>>123982570>bill maherthe average age for wpop posters is 37 years old
>>123982590Why's everyone always fucking over and trying to change Dua Lipa? Part her fault, part his fault? Post nut clarity drives me crazy
>>123983477what did he mean by this?
>>123983490The nut was too big and sloppy. Shot it into a piece of loose leaf notebook paper
Resident kpg here (old kpg). Is lorde wpop?
>>123983561yes, why do you want to know?
>>123983571I like the tennis album. Mostly because it was boring. But I also read twilight in HS so Lorde is basically Bella.
Top 3 wpops who are the mouthiest broads1. Chappell Roan (politics)2. Olivia (child's brain)3. Caroline Polachek (pretentious)
>>123977785>hasn't made a good album since 2015
>>123983593>Mostly because it was boring.oh brother, you'll love lana
Marina doesn’t have a bad album
>>123983977true
>>123983977This is Lights and Carly for me tbdesu.
>this general is still going
>>123983977>OWA OWA OWA ORANGE
>>123984200come on now, one shit song doesn't make a whole album a stinker
Marina the type of octogenarian lassie to use the word "supper"
Her booba are more like Grapefruit honestly
if Marina doesn't stretch before shows, her lower back hurts, and she has to take a couple of advil the next day, but if she takes too many advil her stomach hurts
>>123984275welcome to life after 30
>>123984057this desu
>>123984311I'd include Tay in there but desu there ARE some songs of hers across a handful of albums I just don't listen to. Not necessarily because they're bad songs or anything, they just don't keep in my memory like the rest lol. So altogether I'd say those songs could add up to a full album's worth of stuff, if that counts.
Hey what about weyes blood natalie mering?!
>>123984373she disappeared from the face of the earth when mom found the piss draw
>>123984383Based piss draw Nat
>>123984332Well yeah you have to be in a mood to listen to some of her songs like Rowan or Soon You'll Get Better, but that doesn't detract from the rest of the albums
>>123984546and autocorrect turned Ronan into Rowan for some reason so I guess now that song's about Rowan Atkinson
Dancing traditional Polka to Dua Lipa songs, sticking my dick inside some lederhosen
Getting kicked out of Oktoberfest for doing the helicopter dick in lederhosen
>>123984914>helicopter dick in lederhosenThat's affectionately known as Schnitzel ala Hubschrauber to the drunktoberfest community
Spoke for hours with a sweet drunken Italian girl totally feeling fucking in love my dudes! https://youtu.be/sLuC02shWIs?si=Os3xgD_p350zC1L6
hi friends
I love Olivia Rodrigo
>>123986857If you are not from southern europe, don't let your imagination flow. It was nice, but it doesn't mean anything.Southern euro women are just more friendly, nice, and less cunts, so they will talk to you, and touch you, but that's just how they are, they don't have a thing for you.
Me and dua
>>123987153DO NOT TELL ME HOW TO LOVE YOU WORTHLESS NEET PIECE OF SHIT, LET ME INSEMINATATE THIS ONE ALL BY MYSELF LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE, THATS AMORÉ
>they’re still Marinaposting Just make a separate thread babe, u can’t be pop without being popular
>>123987585Ariana looks like a naked mole rat
>>123987585Ariana wants to look like a literal baby forever, but she's made herself look like a Cronenberg monstrosity instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekxNdBZizNQ
>>123987585>>123987685albino spic monkey face
>>123987685>>123987702>>123987731Samefagging not once but twice? That’s commitment
>>123987740no one likes her. unlucky
>>123987811She hosted SNL last night and acted in a lot of skits, her appearance is receiving rave reviews online. She’s about to star in a blockbuster movie which will sell literal millions of tickets. I assure you that many people love Ari, my angry little friend
>>123987740I only made the first comment. Meds now.
>>123987929Jokes on you I don’t take medication
Ava Max made me cum anally 79 times. I was saving myself for marriage
Should i save Bizaardvark posting for after church? I record every camgirl accordingly
Dark brown nipples can own a store and still be seen on a color TV
Happy Late Birthday Day, Marina. You're beautiful and talented beyond compare.
>>123979846>turbo faggots like OP who btw post like 70 times per thread and reply to themselves they’re all full of Marina and/or Taylor goon postsYeah what the fuck. Some of the shit I’ve seen is as bad as the k-pop stan faggots. This ain’t even waifuposting, it’s just goonposting. /wpop/ cannot and will not be saved.
>>123984373Based!
Did you order Marina's new book?
>>123988629Hag poetry be likeRose's are redViolet's are blueThe changing fat distribution in my face is ruining my eyes and lipsI hate women who are 22Hers might be OK though because she can write
>>123988629God she is ugly I will never understand you freakish Mposters
>>123983977before 2015
>>123988802Retarded opinion. Marina is both highly goonable and listenable, which is why she is adored here.
Gaga is 38https://youtu.be/OVPLFTzyors?si=5eq0EsdoPpXWQp4x
Which popgirl has the best feet?
>>123989421Its a tie between Gaga, Ariana Grande, and Miley Cyrus https://youtu.be/9tndGKF6UuM?si=ntoRXAKHy5MeO7TF
Is this a performance art?
>>123988224belated
>>123989421No contest, she has long feet. True foot fetishists prefer a bit of length on the foot
>>123989997
morning, loves
I love Marina
>>123989421>>123990055Pic related
>>123989030She unironically looked very hot in Joker 2: Fooled me Twice. I don't think they used her vocal talents well, though
>>123990101good morning babe
>>123990055Wikifeet on /mu/ never thought i’d see the day
>>123990167She wrote all the music so = It's her fault I Love Gagabut there isn't one song from this movie that anyone will remember
>>123990100
>>123990352I will never watch Joker 2, mercifully I have not seen 1 either. I can die happy!
>>123990382I heard they rape the Joker out of him Really. Really really.
>>1239900551) I would fuck Charli's feet in a heartbeat2) smol feet are the best3) Ariana Grande would be in 1st place if she didn't tattoo her feet
>>123990371The existence of men who find Taylor Swift attractive leads me to believe that some kind of reptilian strain managed to enter the human genome undetected… she is one of the least sexy celebrities of all time you guys have to be trolling atp
>>123990371
>>123990382I saw in in the theater, it was goodThere was a gay kissing scene forced into the movie by (((Hollywood)))The prison rape scene wasn't (out of place)Gaga was great, but no one liked the ending
>>123990399Buddy I’m ariposter, I love Ariana. To me she is not only the most beautiful woman of all time but also I believe that she possesses the most beautiful singing voice of all time too. I don’t love her feet they’re nice! I’ve just seen better
>>123977785/prog/ hereI've got the same poster as Marina. Next step is getting Marina
>>123990437Ariana's feet look softMy cock aches just looking at themI would spray like a fire hose in between those soleshttps://youtu.be/9tndGKF6UuM?si=ntoRXAKHy5MeO7TF
>>123990469They’re cute feet anon 7/10 to me, like I said I just prefer a bigger size
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1CZVU8SCc
>stop gooning>decide to check out a Marina music video to see how hot she looks>she actually has some really catchy musicI mostly just post here as a bit, so that was a nice surprise
>>123990432she's so perfect
>>123990905yea
>>123990917Let me ask you guys because as a normal person I don’t find these fucked up tights attractive in fact I find them off putting as normal women do not wear them… Sabrina wears them on stage too so first of all why! Why is she wearing these dicked up non-fleshtone tights instead of normal single color fights? This really fucks with my brain… how can you possibly enjoy Taylor’s legs or ass when she’s wearin these off-putting color tights
>>123990917>>123990983Normal tights don’t look like that! Ugly!!!
>>123990917
>>123990983New pasta just dropped.
>>123990983>>123990991Do you have autism?>>123991002based taybro
>>123990917She looks great, stop being a faggot
>>123991012>me in the front row trying to not sexualize Taylor during the Vigilante Shit chair part
>>123991025yea>>123991013im sorry
>>123991012>do I have autism?No it’s repulsive… tights are supposed to be black or fleshtone Taylor is wearing superhero wrestling tights in weird golden tones that do not match her skin. How in the world can that be sexy? Her legs look like hot dogs dipped in golden glitter
>>123977785Booba
Caroline looks like she would tell you unprompted that she only showers every other night but she doesn't need to shower in the morning because she doesn't sweat at night and she doesn't need to shower every day because no one ever says she smells
>>123991012
>>123991042
>>123991025The eternal struggle tbqh. My thoughts always drift to that routine when the song comes on my spotify lol.
>>123991223taytay's tushy
>>123991260Is perfect just like the rest of her. Every day I'm glad she's not one of those weird lanky tall girls and has a literally perfect figure.
>>123991260I want to brush her teeth
>>123991260I want it to smother me really.
>>123990917>>123991002>>123991012>>123991013>>123991042>>123991260>>123991279>>123991284>>123991454I just don’t see it. She is absolutely mid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tvW25Qu5WEultragooning to caroline and charli in this
>>123977819How do you know what she smells like?
Marina should have been on the new Charli album
>>123991493Based
>>123991469I mean, your opinion at the end of the day. I just think that's some wild shit. I'm pretty sure her attractiveness is just generally universally agreed upon, despite whatever people tend to think of her music lol. Not pointing this comment out as an argument or anything, just an observation on my part.
>>123991557
I know exactly what I want and who I want to be
>Want it fast, want it hardWhat did Marina mean by this?
>>123991892I’ve jerked off to a lot of pop stars and famous celebrities in my day, Taylor just makes my dick retreat back into my body. Her tits are neither big or small enough to be notable, she has thin lips, she is imo a height which females struggle to be good looking at 5’9 I believe, her legs don’t curve in a pleasing way, her hips are not childbearing hips and her ass is and I apologise for repeating not big or small enough to do anything for me. It’s not a big juicy ass, it’s not very round neither is it tight in the petite way. Her face is the worst part, it just leaves me cold. Hollow dead eyes, very little definition in the face like I said: I simply cannot see it. She is a total 5/10 at best to me, possibly a 4/10
>>123989421weyes blood definitely
>>123991155haha wouldnt that be funny
Reminder that Cutieline Cutachek always smells pleasantly musty, like she's just gotten back from taking a run on a warm spring day
tooly eating a lunchly
oh Carolinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wubsUnyBO0s
Desire (hey, hey, hey, hey)I want to cum into Caroline Polachek's perfect vagina
>>123992011This. She has the longest toes i've ever seen, just thinking about them now makes me diamonds.
>>123992436O Carolinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdVkqLrsr4M
imagine how deep her vagina is
>>123992681Her hair is also perfect.
weyes and caroline
where’s roshi?
>>123992681I want to feel it myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bcNlp1YHcTHANK GOD FOR BWC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CUNT!!!! THANK GOD FOR FREE SPEACH!!!!
>>123993656I love her! <3
>>123992819Caroline is extremely modest for a wpop. Everytime she shows some skin, it's like a little treat
>>123993673same desu, I need more Lights
>>123993789She posted an instagram story that I didn't save in time where she looked especially cute the other day. I didn't remember to get to it when I got to my PC and it expired by the time I did T_T
>>123990055Charli has janky feet. I can tell you don't like feet.
>>123994086Wikifeet rates her as having beautiful feet anon, one of us is lying and I’m gonna say it’s you due to my citing a community with over 1000 ratings vs your opinion
>>123993965Tanned women are godtier.
>>123993965I like that she has small tits and a big ass
>>123988001kys
>>123993877I don't even get why stories expire in the first place, they act like it's Snapchat or something
>>123995382i want to cum on those boots
>>123994793>small tits and a big assThe superior female form. Wouldn't call Dua's ass big though, but it is a very nice one.
How are we going to keep 6 copies of this thread up at once?
masseduction
watching a girl i know see sabrina in nosebleed seats for who knows how much she spent when i saw her last year in the pit for less than $100god i hate taylor swift
>>123977785Happ bday, ywnbaw
/wpop/ anons are hotwho ya listening to?
>>123999170
>>123994245throwaway womenwhen they reach 30 they look 50
>>123994086Charli has beautiful feet,They're just slightly big for her being 5'3"She's a size 8.5
>>124002192She gives off trans coded vibes
dua lipa rules
is it just me or did sabrina dominate the charts the entire year long? O.O
>>124005898is she that sweet I guess so
>>124005033FUCK SHE IS SEXYYYYYY
im workin laaaaaatecuz im a singerrrrrr
The only thing Sabrina Shartpenter is working on is keeping her massive head upright
>>124005033i'm gonna fap to dua in about 15 minutes, feel free to join me in the dua gang bang
>>124007007>>124006060please don't sexualize the dua
hawk tooly
You know what this thread could use? Some Descent Honesty and Wholesomeness. BEHOLD! I present you with the Undisputed QUEEN of /wpop/: Aurorachan! That's right friends, not only is our Beloved Queen both Honest AND Wholesome, but Her and Her music are Definitive of Beauty with a true sense of Depth and Relatability. Not only that, but my fellow Warriors and Wizards are of the esteemed opinion that Her music and very presence online produced a Potent Antidote to all antichristic dispersive forces which seem ever-present in these uncertain and chaotic times. I hope you all take a few minutes out of your day to give Her a listen, I promise you won't regret it!
>>124007046She has incredible legs.
i came really hard for dua, might go for round two in a hour or so
>>124002192Those are very nice.
>>124007046she has incredible everything
>>124007589>>124007615she has an amazing discography too!>>124007603you mean as in listening to her amazing songs right?
>>124007603>that feel when you cum so hard for Dua you feel like you're Levitating
>>124007147My nigga!
>>124007621Both Future Nostalgia and Radical Optimism are good albums, yes.
>*Drops mid album*>*Goes on vacation*>*Flops*>*Goes on vacation*>*Fucks the most mid tier men imaginable*>*Goes on vacation*
>>124007999checking 'em sick dua trips (based dua always on vacation)
Why don't you queers ever talk about Camilla Cabello
>>124008686she is bigger
Maybe one day /wpop/ will come around on my beloved.
>>124008712maybe one day we'll know who she is
>>124008723shitting in lights' cunt and fucking it seconds after
>>124008723I posted her last thread. She’s a boomer so naturally no one here will pay attention.
Giving lights a bong shit transplant
time to impreganante dua
Cumming in Dua but staying attached to her body and slowly dying but remaining a part of her forever like one of those fish
hello friends
>>124009270suck my cock livposter
>>124009287what the FUCK
>>124009270I love you, livposter. You should suck my cock instead of that other poster’s cock.
>>124007823Greetings fellow Warrior!!! How goes it?Today I cut down most of my garden. Time to celebrate!https://voca.ro/160xIOPN4ySShttps://youtu.be/ukvKoheHCzs?si=8FUJKBWPuL0Ie9RV
Duas pit game is fucking insane
>>124009270>>124009299Livposter is that you baby boy?
Drinking Ariposters golden bubbly piss from a champagne flute
Did anything good drop in the last few months? Anything upcoming? I don’t even care if it’s pop, just something good
>>124010958See:>>124007147
>>124010846maybe who's asking
>>124011451One of the old men here that has a crush on you
>>124009270>>124009299>>124011451Is he back? Is he really back? I'm so happy right now.
Olivia fell into a trap door on the stage in Melbourne. She's ok but it was scary. Her Bizaardvarks will be sore in the morning
>>124011625Is that supposed to be bad poetry?
>>124011376I’m very familiar with her new album
>>124011666https://youtu.be/aSsw5Bz1h9E?si=YgdmHB1li8Ba-Kgj
>>124011714Poor girl, hope she’s alright- she’s got the best legs in the game so hopefully she is on the mend <3
>>124011714lol blind bitch. Also only bad things happen in Australia, people shouldn't go there.
>>124011620wow that's based>>124011623I am here now
Glad you're around, Livposter :-)
>>124011787Please don't go away again.
>>124007046i dont need to, she sexualizes herself
Is Doja Cat a popgirl?
>>124007046perfection>>124012165no
>>124011666Fuck off satan
>>124012189Yeah she’s probably more than pop- she’s genre bending. <3 Doja
>>124011870you too >:-)>>124012005oh brother i was just dropping by
What’s everyone up to?
>>124012501Watching Dua Lipa ACL week 2 and lightly slapping my ball sack
>>124012572Right on bro ^.^
It’s quiet here geezAnyone have any tea?
>>124012712Mint and mate.
>>124012722:D Aussie slang heyyyWell, we’re not here to fuck spiders
>>124012712It’s wine o’clock
>>124013021Bubbly, I hope
>>124013096Red as blood. I do feel bubbly
>>124012743No, dude, mate as in ilex paraguariensis.
>>124013248Ah, apologies, my bad lolYeah yerba mate is dope- I swear South Americans never part from their cup of this for longAre you from South America?
>>123990449and the next next step is becoming Marina uwu
>>124013248Genuinely thought that was a brand, not a type of tea. I’m going to try some lovage tea now. I picked it up for cooking, but it has directions for tea on the package
that assso fucking delicious
>>124013465Actually not bad at all. Like a strong green tea with a celery aftertaste
So, anyway- which pop girl has the cutest toes?
>>124014306Olivia!Bizaardvark!
>>124014437Ew she was underage during Bizardvaark.Her feet though are hot as fuck, good God what I’d do to them
She’d probably need a massage right now after her fall too :(
Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Sabrina Carpenter get the idea for ‘Espresso’ from Andrew Garfield’s comments about Emily Stone?
Secret footjobs from choli under the waterfall at the back of the hotel pool
>>124015552An espresso is a type of coffee.
>>124015699>choli sole pics are blurry or zoomed outWhy live ;_;
Hnnnnnghputitonmyface
>>124015722Ah, got it, thanks for clarifying
>>124015699I love long toes so much.
>>124013322>Are you from South America?Brazil.
>>124017125kino
Mommy choli
Wall Street Journal’s Innovator of the Year 2024 choli
>>124018094>>124018116Her face is so weird now.
>>124018223She got a facelift and lip fillers it’s not that unusual for celebrities, I think she looks good still. Her body was always the main event anyway and that’s all natural
>>124018373She looks like a koala now, just look at ger eyes.
>>124018579I think she’s pretty although taking drugs and partying all the time has probably given her the appearance of eye bags hence she’s wearing sunglasses a lot
>>124018116Charli Street
>>124017796Right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmvdlcydyO4wake up, babenew poppy dropped
>>124019722https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5hnR6XJYaA
>>124017125>>124019410Gross, looks like a crackwhore.
Im falling hard for Olivia Rodrigo
NEW:>>124019845NEW:>>124019845NEW:>>124019845
>>124019829I did a while ago.
