Kultur would still be 10/10 even if recorded by Marxist Leninist band edition.Old >>124119741FAQ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C1gMR6XxpA
>>124128972Not even the best Kaevum album
WRATH PAIN HATE AND DEATH
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>124129026So far it is not only the best Kaevum album, but the best album of the current century.
What are you BLASTIN fags
>>124129066Kaevum - Gold Mit Uns.
>>124129066
>>124129080based free mason
DEATHFUCKINGMETALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAWS0axinfQ
>>124129094garbage.
>>124129094gold.
>>124129094>AsspicsNot listening.
Knocked Loose, motherfucker
>>124129054I suppose if i was wrong, i would agree with you. Thankfully I am right, so I disagree
>>124128972>Kultur would still be 10/10 even if recorded by Marxist Leninist band edition.Correct. It is about the depth of feeling and passion that went into the music, not any specific message.
>>124129151>I suppose if i was wrongYeah, you are wrong.
>>124129075Very clever song title."Gott mit uns," or "God With Us" was the German army's rallying phrase for many decades starting in the 1870s. In this degenerate society, the only thing people fight for is Money (Gold)
Even reddit loves Kaevum despite the fact that they are nazis so you know they are a rally good band.
>>124129275Reddit loves tons of chud bands desu. At least the black metal subreddits do.
>>124129275Kaevum - Redditur
>>124129127Correct.
reminder Kaevumposter is a mutt
>>124129066https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IkgkhmhVP8
Armaggedon - Fuck Your God (2023)
>>124129335Why do you keep trying to force this? Do you get paid?
>>124129335Reminder that you have schizophrenia
>>124125930>>124125930Submit a track you like for the /metal/ playlist. It’s looking grim so far but I’ll give it another day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRgiF-e0ZnY
>tfw you get a best blasting last thread
What is the process to get my EP on the youtube channel Black Metal Promotion or similar ones?
Why does he get so triggered by best blastings?
>>124129569who
>>124129564For BMP you have to be able to make the most forgettable atmoblack possible
>>124129109There's a blast from the past
>>124129564You send the bandcamp/MA/socials etc. links along with flac files to the guy, but he'll decline the request if he doesn't like something (the music, lyrics, aesthetics etc.)
>>124129211Unfortunately I would only be wrong if i thought Kultur was better than a 7/10. Thankfully I am right, so I know it is a 6/10
>>124129127Who asked you about your anus?
>>124129805Still wrong.
>>124129569Somebody hates BB? Always appreciated a nod from him.
>>124129392it was proven by you posting the meme album on /pol/, Amerimutt
>>124129805Correct.
>>124129407If you put albums instead of songs I’m just going to choose something at random from the album
>>124129031Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124129407Not enough space to type out "And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown"
>>124129066Walmart Beherit all day every day since i found this dude's channel: https://youtu.be/oue4B8oUZ8k
>>124129874Your issue is with the album being promoted. Are you in Israel?
https://www.deathmetal.org/review/sadistic-metal-reviews-wwiii-and-regime-change-edition/#comment-807558
HOLY SHIT DEATH JUST RELEASED A NEW ALBUMCHECK SPOTIFY
>>124130510sad
>>124130607What the fuck are you talking about? Chuck is dead you fucking reta---oh fuck, you're right
>>124130607only listened to the first couple tracks so far, but this is way better than TSOP. new vocalist is insane
>>124130510lmao i got hector to make that post
>>124130607Oh shit Dio also released a new album... but completely changed genres and now there's only 1 guy in the band and he's... well just look
>>124130607>>124130667AIDS is no laughing matter, and Chuck Schuldiner was riddled with the bad AIDS.
>>124130717just looks like a typical american
>One look baby, all I need,>My decision made at lightning speed,>I don't even want to know your name,>It's enough to know you feel the same,>You're Jailbait, and I just can't wait,>Jailbait baby come onwhat did Lemmy mean by this?
>>124128972>ThePsyfrostthe guy that runs that channel is really nice. He reached out and asked to upload my album.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nD3hesLIfA
>>124130607WHATYou're joking, right???
Artist: Backstreet BoysAlbum: MilleniumSong: I Want It That Way>Tell me why>Ain't nothing but a heartache>Tell me why>Ain't nothing but a mistake>Tell me why>I never wanna hear you say>I want it that way
>>124130713What’s funny is he got mad tha comments pended mod approval but Prozac approved it anyway
>>124130607Listening nowNot nearly as good as Leprosy unfortunately, but I already like it more than most of their previous albumsLeprosy > Scream Bloody Gore > The Death of a Capulet > Spiritual Healing > Human > The Sound of Perseverance > Individual Thought Patterns > Symbolic
>>124130607this sucks frdeath fell off :skull:
>>124130607Literally his best work yet and the future of metal.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>124130871Go back to listening to Bowels Knocked Loose, zoomer
Can't believe we got a new Death album in 2024
>>124130607surprisingly less gay than TSOP
will you stop samefagging already?
>>124131025no
listen to Show No Mercy
>>124131103Hell Awaits mogs
HOLY BASEDHO--LY BASED
>>124130787not metal
>>124131134>mfw that riff at 1:14 in SearchingForAutumnHonestly might be AOTY
CHAOS PAJEETSSHIT IN THE STREETS
>>124131134didn't expect death to become atmoshitthey shouldn't have resurrected the band desu
based Cattle Decapitation fans
>>124131265I'm reading this thread in bed with my qt cat decappy bf :3
>>124131284Correct and same.
>>124130713Based puppetmaster
>he thinks jazz belongs in metal
He filtered gorillions
>>124131406I don’t see why you two fuss about that dude. He’s passionate about what he’s doing, but that’s the only good thing I can say really.
>>124131406Why is he wearing the hat skinheads put on after they turn 40?
y'all ain't ready for this one
I love false black metal for posers. I love a black metal album that sounds like you could have bought it at a mall
>>124131727This is the equivalent of fucking fat girlsYou're not supposed to admit it in a public forum
Listening!
>>124129080hahahaha fag
>>124131546I'm ready...to not listen to it
>>124131881i forgot about this trendy hipster gem from like 15 years ago. they aren't even on metallum lol. i could have sworn they were up there at the time. apparently they released an album last year!
I'm going to put together a modern classic canon of black metal because no one else is doing it. It will be a reference for listeners in the future, the same way we had guidelines getting into black metal with Burzum, Darkthrone, Immortal, Gorgoroth, Emperor, etc..
>>124132138>they aren't even on metallum lolkek those clowns pick the weirdest bands to dig their heels in over. They're very clearly metal.>apparently they released an album last year!That's why I'm revisiting this one. Trying to remember if I liked it or not.
>>124132202No one who listens to Djevel has a full head of hair
>>124132202cute monster on the cover
>>124132202>Burzum, Immortal, Emperorblack metal.>Darkthrone, Gorgorothpunk garbage, not metal.
Black metal is inherently punk
>>124132338We respect different opinions but agree to disagree here.
>>124132338Correct.
>>124129066These guys would be a shoe-in for the best dishonest band if Contrastic never made anythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5NyrxqB8Q
>>124132338Yes.
>>124132202Based zoomer Prozak
>>124132368why did you turn your trip off for this post, fat lad? >>124132338
https://youtu.be/a10QrU3j_A0I won’t pay heed to the naysayers
>>124129031> Varg: le black metal scene was so offensive and far-right> also varg: durrr I can't come up with a cohesive explanation as to why I killed that faggot Euronymous, also black metal fucking sucks.
>>124132554Varg: Euronymous was homosexual and probably... gay.
>>124132522That’s what you call a heckbait
>>124130347>Your issue is with the album being promoted.nope, just pointing out you're not white
>>124132522I didn't cuz it was anon, not me. Hope this helps, sis.
>>124132605you're american lol
KAEVUM - KULTUR
>>124132675Correct.
jpegmafia probably has a whiter audience than kaevum
>>124132693Correct.
>>124126447It only exists in the world of dreams and imagination.
Post wiggerslamhttps://youtu.be/2M6SWafRBhQ?si=bXa2iF4eA2OUr8q7
>>124129127Knocked mother fricken Loose!
>>124132846No, I don't think I will. (:
>>124132846
What Once Was
Looks like my grandma
>>124133027what a stupid cunt
>>124133027motherfucking stupid old cocksucking cunt
>>124133027built for bbc
>>124133027cute feet
Tomhet
>>124133027Your grandma was a fine piece of ass it seems
Anon's grandma metal
have a comfy night and morning metalheads
Tim Lambesis beat his new wife. it's joever for him.
>>124133350night
>>124133354lmaois that why the bassist and manager quit?
>>124133354>Timothy Peter Lambesis (born November 21, 1980) is an American musician and producer, best known as the founding member, lead vocalist, and the sole continuous member of the metalcore band As I Lay DyingIrrelevant for this thread. Off topic even.
>>124130244Just type what will fit in there and I’ll figure it out
>>124133354On topic and hiring a hitman to kill your ex-wife is very metal.
>>124133350Morning
>>124132640so are you
>In 2016, after two years in prison, Lambesis filed a lawsuit against two Southern California detention centers[which?] for gross negligence in denying his request for anastrozole, a drug he'd been prescribed to fight the side effects of withdrawal from steroids. The lawsuit alleges that as a result of the failure to provide him with the drug, Lambesis developed breasts and underwent severe emotional distress.kekthis shit just gets funnier the more you read about it, what a trainwreck of a band
>>124129066these captchas get crazier and crazier... still better than Google shit
>>124133354yeah I'm thinking he's /ourguy/
dont tell any1 that i listen to death metal but enjoy songs like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMhHdUdH9GQ
>>124133701Video is unavailable, Negru.
>>124133354https://loudwire.com/as-i-lay-dying-tour-manager-quit-tour-canceled/its over , i actually tough he was a changed man with le christianity , bro roided out again
>>124133605>Lambesis developed breasts and underwent severe emotional distress.this nigga got raped KWAB
as i lay dying is finished for real this time , they actually made a decent album one time, heres the best song they ever madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QzWVsexjPk
>In an interview with Ultimate-Guitar.com in March 2007, Friedman claimed that he wanted Megadeth to move towards a more aggressive sound and that he'd rather have been playing straight pop music than the pop-influenced metal Megadeth was playing at the time.What did he mean by this? More aggressive than Rust in Peace? Do I even want to think of the kino we were robbed of.
>>124133940Don't know, but I need to rape that faggot bat.
>>124134080Not so fast, Metallica fan.
>>124134057based
>>124134130>girl>pussyMy dick has never been more flaccid
>click on a random vid>halfway decenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhX5i_Huk6U&ab_channel=GhostheartNebula
>>124134057I want to adopt two cats, one black and one orange.If I can't get that exact pair, I won't do it.
>>124134130Hello? Another furry in here?
Gnaw Their Tongues rules
>>124134240uh no
>>124129127Sad and cringe
>>124131103Also sad and cringe but in a significantly lower functioning way as opposed to a normie poser way. >>124132621Genuinely based and also gigachad pilled.
>>124134319metal is not animeanime is not metal
>duuude what if our band is like; what if Barbie was in a metal band dude!? Whoa that’s totally topical and craaazy
>>124134371anime IS metal
>>124134492based
>>124134371Incorrect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCYhAHn0Gqs
>>124134509Metal.
>>124134508>MARTY FRIEDMENDU?
>>124134508he's only melodies, not metal
and Dave managed to get him to be metal for a short time
What band is James wearing on his shirt?
The highest rated on the archives is mid af
>>124134449Fitness chicks as vocalists is the new corsetcore
>>124134449this is literally just Escuela Grind without the freemasonry
Why are slam riffs so fun to play...
>>124132605You went to /pol/ once on JIDF duty, saw the mutt meme, didn’t realize it was a joke, and now attempt to spam it in every thread thinking it will effectively deter people from listening to an album because some of the song titles make you butthurt. You are mentally ill
>>124135579Because guitar go boom boom.
I AM STRONG AS HARD AS METALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Nd01ox178
>>124129066Eisenhand. I love me some imitation boomer metal. Probably gonna put on some blazebirth hall ambient afterwards while I work. >>124129127Did you intentionally post a cartoon that looks like a female to male>>124129564Make it extremely bad, uncreative, and spiritually inert then have chatgpt write a corporate friendly essay about how le epic it is. >>124134309I swear one of his side projects is supposed to be some kind of weird trojan horse christian music. Golden ashes.>>124134449Don't give anti-art crap like this even negative attention.>124134498Lol no
The more I listen to Grave Pilgrim's latest album the more I fall in love with it
>listening to nu-cryptopsy
>>124135802Nothing says HEAVY FUCKING DEATH METAL like epilepsy warningshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uQXG3xLgAI
>>124135831>it's so brief no one can actually read itAlso fuck you for reminding me As Gomorrah Burns even came out.
>>124135802>listening to nu-Carcass
Burzum NEW
>>124135905Ehh>>124135847That makes it even funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1e0Oy00h2M
>>124135858>listening to nu-Opeth
>>124128972If you like this album you are both brown and jewish btw.
how do I copy van Drunen's vocals?
ONLY EASTERN EUROPEAN BM IS REAL https://youtu.be/lg8zZrTOYcU
>>124134974Abgail is 98% with 20 reviews
>>124136234Poland is probably my favourite BM scene other than maybe France.
>>124135942>listening to DsO-lite
>>124136053Kek
>>124136532OH NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>124136532It's also hard to tell from a reflection but those hands look pretty dark.
>>124136053This one is really going to trigger some kvetching
>>124136532uhhh aryanbros??
>>124136584Brazilians can’t help themselves, they live and breathe nsbm
sooooo how hard is it to make death metal?
>>124135858Surgical Steel was passableThe EPs and Torn Arteries are mid
lmao is this the lowest rated album on the site?
>>124136720>step 1: buy a telecaster>step 2: buy an amp>step 3: buy a pedal (most important part)>step 4: play power chordsdistortion covers up 90% of your shitty playing
>>124133383They are on Metal Archives lol
Need more submissions >>124125930https://www.menti.com/al6bza13m9mn
>>124136873>Waiting for presentation to starteh?
>>124136891Don’t worry about that, it submitted
>>124136873>character limitso bands or albums?
>>124136934Band then song. Abbreviate and then I’ll figure it out
>>124129066Cool album
>In the court >of the DragonTrivium is one of the most impressive modern metal bands. very consistent. they are constantly writing new music. great riffs. always keeping things fresh.
>>124137065metal was dead by the time Trivium debuted but they shat on its corpse
>>124128972keep seeing this on the catalog so decided to give it a tryit's a 10/10should have listened sooner
>>124136752reminds me of this
>>124137077>keep seeing this on the catalogBecause you keep posting it
>>124136873Meant to post Wulkanaz and the song would be "Lubjê Leuhada".It's not on Spotify, it's not on Youtube, you can find it online in a full album upload.
lifelover is like a gay version of silencer
>>124137083>IT'S 1 PERSON! IT'S THE SAME PERSON! IT CAN'T BE MANY! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME! SHUT IT DOWN!
>>124137138i say this
>>124137073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBs5EVrAwNo
>>124137138Yeah he's wrong.It's 2 or 3 people tops.
>>124137179Cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM7DKXxAlH0
>>124137138Sounds like you've seen this accusation before.Almost as if...
>>124137138mutt
for me, it's Åkerstachehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKf-kpYwit4&ab_channel=StarmanTumbleweed
>>124137082First 9 reviews are all 0%
when you read these threads you realize that meal really is for children
>>124137327Sounds like you've made this accusation before.Almost as if...
>>124137438im listening to this, so i cant be a child as its clearly not for children
>>124137438Everyone should eat a meal. A succulent Chinese meal.
>>124137452>buy pig's head from Mexican market>cartel forgot to take dicks out of its eye socketswat do
>>124137438If there was a way to track posters ages accurately more than 50% of the thread would be teenagers.
>>124137245>i-it's multiple people that always have the same meltdown and cry about le jews when they're called out!favelamonkey actually thinks he's fooling people here lmao
I would personally give a janny a 10000% raise if he would sit here and delete all the "no u" posts
>>124137498>0*10000% = 0
>>124137488>le jewsyou're the first to mention them (You )
>>124137561Kulturtard literally cant fucking read lmao.
>>124129407What I have so far minus meme answers:Iron Maiden - killersTaake - nattestid (no song specified)Bolt thrower- The killchainWagner odegard - HymblaswärdhBilskirnir - lost foreverWulkanaz - Lubjê LeuhadaWaking the Cadaver - Frenzied vehicular rampage
>>124137656Correct.
>>124137684based>Iron Maiden - Killers>Bolt Thrower - The Killchaincringe>everything else
>>124136287What is that
>>124128972beloved band and album in /metal/
>>124137791bruh
>>124137821Ok I’m dumbI was thinking Japanese Abigail and then I thought they meant Melissa
We mock and despise black metal here.
>>124137475>>124137438Most of this thread are 45+ year old baldcucks who hold the same taste as shreddit does. Teenagers would be a vast improvement over what this place currently is.
I love listening to Korpiklaani and pretending I'm drunk.
>>124138053I blow bubbles while blasting Stoner metal
>>124138028Potentially with the right direction, but right now that direction is given by rym and youtube
>>124138028I'm a 34 year old speed metal boomer tho
>>124128994Correct.
Heil!
Gojira fans?
>>124138311turbo normalfags
it’s joever
>>124138334>bassist leaves>manager leaves>drummer leaveslmao
>>124129066Leagues better than your favorite album https://youtu.be/ethsaHhHJ0k
>>124138334no one fucking caresespecially when it's their fucking fill-in and not Jordan Mancino
>>124138334it’s joever (part w)
KEK
It's like this AILDtard forgot this exact same shit happened once before already.
>>124138447It's funny because this was supposed to be his redemption
>>124138482so was the first time
>>124138257Famine, Spellgoth, who else?
>>124135942Heritage, Pale Communion, and Sorceress were dogshitI'm guessing the 2019 album sucks even more
What do I listen to to get rid of this cold? Woke up with snot on my face.
my death metal demo will revitalize the genre
>>124138524Pretty sure that's Unhold from GBK/Absurd, and I want to say the M8l8th guy is there, but that doesn't really add up.
I love shaking my fist at thrash gigs
>>124134309he's ok but kind of a poor man's dark ambient
>>124138675I didn’t know unhold owned WTC
>>124137705THIS, but the exact opposite
>>124138678I love shaking my ass at Devourment gigs
>>124138742Are you a big bootie cutie
>>124136532There is absolutely nothing wrong with being bald
>>124138880> まさか !!> 2回目だ !!
Linkin Park reigns supreme
>>124139021Correct.
The last relevant metal album
>>124139054based
>>124128972Dogshit shart noise.Posting something actually good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8-4Y3rahwk
Metalsisters, we won!
>>124139123I want to fuck this thicc kween so goddamn bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAF_X4ssRw4Goddamn this pajeet metal goes HARD
>Greetings and salutations, young master!>Might I lend your ear for a moment to elucidate the wonders of 70's prog?>I couldn't help but glance at your playlist; lots of obscure extreme metal, but wherefore I cannot approbate such juvenility no longer>I implore you to cease this foolishness and alleviate your childish appraisal of such rubbage and instead delve into the sounds of Camel, Gentle Giant, and Van der Graaf Generator>Only after you stop consuming metallic codswallop will you be welcome to join the ranks of our gentlemanly society so choose wisely
>>124139123Who?
>Who?
>>124139194This is brilliant
Damn this is good
Is Negru a bot now
>>124139291>now
>>124139363>>124139363>>124139363NU>>124139363>>124139363>>124139363NU>>124139363>>124139363>>124139363NU
>>124139291Always was
>>124139368What the fuck happened
>>124139474>>124139474>>124139474NU>>124139474>>124139474>>124139474NU
>>1241394770.001 posts "too early" + the autist who always reports in cases like this
>>124139477Someone deleted his posts and reported the thread for early to make his own, happens regularly.
>>124129109>>124130222>>124133630Best blastings of the thread
