NOW THATS WHAT I CALL WIGGERSLAM EditionOld and busted >>124154177
FIRST FOR FUCKIN SLAYER
BLASTING
>>124160260I'm actually not a Hate Eternal fan but I sincerely think CC got way better once he joined the band. HE are too mono but somehow the fuckin guy breathed a lot of fresh air into CC by actually making them sound brutal in a modern way instead of continuing on with their boring, sloppy, uninspired meat and potatoes dm. They actually sound brutal now.
>>124152210Came to discuss this but dead thread.New album is what I expected, Devin is indulging on his worst quirky impulses. Surprisingly there was some highlights outside of the singles but they are buried between schlock. Ruby Quaker is a good summary of everything I hate that he does with his music, it's annoying and unfunny but his fans.Apparently this is one of 4 albums he is working on at the same time and the others seem more interesting. I'm hoping that he was just using Powernerd as an outlet for his campiness and that his other projects are going to have le epic cheezburger, COFFEE, lolcats and farting SFXs included
>>124160299I'll be honest Devin Townsend comes off as a trustie with too much time. He has like 3 good songs across his entire career.
>>124160299>but his fans...shower him with praise for everything he does and tell him he is a genius, so he probably thinks that his humour is widely appealing. He's become the Rick and Morty of music and it's a shame because he showcases that he definitely still has the talent, time and energy to put out interesting music.
>>124160317>>124160299Casualties of Cool is the best thing he's ever done. Because it's not trying to be metal.
>>124160317The first song I listened to from "epic cloud" was stunning ngl. But it was all from the production. One of those songs I would love to hear again for the first time, right next to cory feldman's ascension millenium.
>enter /mu/>make wiggerslam thread>leave
>>124160356HEIL
Such an awesome fucking coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruB1CfdNU5w&ab_channel=BrutalAbyss
>>124160356ULTRA BASED
>>124160317>He has like 3 good songs across his entire career.I don't think that's fair but his massive output of music over decades has devalued his best work to the point where it's kind of just more of the same.He had a great run with SYL and his first decade of solo albums. I think over time his music has become more and more self-indulgent wank, like the Puzzle/Snuggles project
>>124160238what's some slamming stuff for real wiggas?
>>124160266
>>124160432t. nu-male
>>124160444>t. has chesticles
When will Rob Zombie release a Christmas album?
>>124160513Not metal.
>>124160538Rob Zombie is a metal musician.
Rob Zombie is a theater dweeb.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JlN6ph0JQ4
>>124160548it's white trash hard rock
>>124160571It's Halloweencore heavy metal.
Think I'm gonna listen to sum Rob Zombie tonite actually. 'tis the season MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!>>124160582YES!!!!!!
>>124160598Hell yeah Brother \M/ Currently blasting some Marilyn Manson
>>124160598I used to want to be a "normal person" who watched horror films and wrote wristbands and wasn't a total spastic. These days, I just listen to metal.
so, you fags go to shows are just spend your days posting on 4chan?
>>124160632I spend my days posting on 4chan of course
>>124160632I go to like 1-2 shows a year.
>>124160632I went to a rave last week.
>I used to want to be a "normal person" who watched horror films and wrote wristbands and wasn't a total spastic. These days, I just listen to metal.
>>124160666not metal
>>124160254>>124160611HEIL
>>124160632Most anons here are autistic and never go out outisde of the groceries and the liquor store.I was at a punk show last night (not metal). The bar next to my house now books shows on the regular, hopefully metal and if I don't see metal I'll put the gears in motion to be in charge of booking shows myself.
>>124160666The guy looks suspiciously like that "saga of lucemia" mmo guy.
>>124160681not metal
>>124160715yes
>>124160666What genre of male is this
>>124160729A genre that's happier and more fulfilled than you
>it’s outWhat do you think of it funeral doom bros?
>>124160729looks like a mix of rockabilly and crust punk
>>124160755It’s fucking great.
Are helloween the worst metal band ever? I think they are
>>124160789Not even close.
>>124160799You're right but they still suck
>>124160666why do metalfags have a certain look, why can't they be fucking normal, i'd respect someone more for wearing a sonic costume than the trash head tatoos and piercings
>>124160729nu-male
>>124160789you tell me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BQP_XOViy4
>>124160789IT'S THE RISE AND FALLTHE PRICE FOR ALLrise *whoooooop*faaall *woooooooop*
>>124160835I don't like this vocalist.
>>124160823Why tf would I care to have your respect? New flash buddy, nobody is craving your respect, nobody gives a fuck what you think of their appearance
>>124160789>the worst metal band everif you are talking band wise and music wise than its metallica, music is subjective but that band is the worst in history, i hope lars dies before 2025
>>124160856>nobody gives a fuck what you think of their appearancethey should, dumb critters are clueless and dumb
>>124160871Fuck you I love tallica
>>124160890mallica sucks
>>124160835Far better than I was expecting but this is a cover.. Their actual power metal stuff (actually all power metal) is pussy music. Even extreme punk mogs the shit out of power metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JHPocXfcsU
>>124160894Tell me this is pussy music to my face.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxARad77hLE
>>124160894>Their actual power metal stuff (actually all power metal) is pussy musicwrong, faggot.
this threads are the worst shit that exist after slam
>this threads are the worst shit that exist after slam
ESL moment
:3
>>124160266imagine this being one of your outtakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzKygTI8Rd0
We love ESL metal hereThey have the best memes
>>124161052only if they're from europe
>>124161058*South America
>>124161063True, south america thought europeans how to play black and death metal
>>124161076>>124161076>True, south america thought europeans how to play black and death metalwhatever you say esl-kun
i just roke up
>>124161085in the friendliest neighborhood
>>124161084No problem, tourist
>>124161052>We love ESL metal hereobjectively the best
>>124161052>>124161120name two (2) besides:>If you are a false don't entry>masturbate to kill myself
bros what are the latest Loudwire approved bands?
>>124161128Almost every song on Drawing Down the Moon.I Am the Black Wizards has a bunch of ESLisms.The Burzum s/t has a bunch of ESLisms too.not quoting them here because there are too many and they're not extremely funny
>>124161165BLACK HAIRED WITCHESBITCHES WITH THEIR GOATS
I want to correct the "incorrect" fags but the list would be over the limit
>>124161189Back in my day the class corrector got their shit pushed in
>>124161165>I Am the Black Wizards has a bunch of ESLisms.i thought it was supposed to be like that
Clean vocals in metal unless they're like early Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth etc tier drive me up a fucking wall
>>124161195The title of the song makes sense like "I represent the black wizards" but the lyrics of the song has stuff like "I calls thems on his tower". I had to look it up I wouldn't know I don't enjoy Emperor.
>>124160974*Islam
>>124161219
Impending Doom is probably the only Christian metal band that kept its integrity
>>124161260Seems like they truly understand the vision of christianity and I can respect that.
Hello friends, new here, could you give me some pointers?I've been getting into metal lately and so far I really like Pantera and Meshuggah, also the first Mastodon album. Anything more like this?
>>124161273I could point you towards a few dozen bands to check out but the "not metal" fag would chime in. Tell me how you feel about Disciple by Slayer
>>124161273>PanteraExhorder>Meshuggahuhhh... djent shit? but they're pretty unique>the first Mastodon albumthe rest of Mastodon and listen welltry Torche in the vibe of early Mastodontry Gojira and Opeth they're in the same ballpark
I hate Pantera so goddamn much
kalmah sucks hot ass, who ever recommended this garbage kill yourself
>>124161224Lol
>>124161165>Almost every song on Drawing Down the Moon.This would be indecipherable if it wasn't already a known text.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqk12aXNmMU
If I were to make a starter park I'd say>Ride the Lightning - Metallica>New American Gospel - Lamb of God>Suicide Silence - The Cleansing >The Faceless - Akeldama>Job For a Cowboy - Doom EP
>>124161347thats a sick list \m/
>>124161347No five finger death punch?
>>124161313>What they really mean
>>124161273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJje0z2nHtg
>>124160298You mean Monstrosity, you spastic
>>124161373Chuck should have pulled his plug from Masvidal if you know what I mean
>>124161195It is>>124161207>I calls thems on his towerNo such lyrics are in Emperor kek
>>124160298nvm you mean the guitarist. yeah he riffs hard, i concede
>>124161347I'd do >Black Sabbath first 6 albums + Heaven & Hell + Mob Rules >Dio - Holy Diver>Motorhead - No Sleep Till Hammersmith>Judas Priest - Screaming For Vengeance + British Steel + Painkiller>Iron Maiden first 5 albums>Metallica first 4 albums >Slayer first 5 albums + God Hates Us All>Death discography>Bathory - S/T + Blood Fire Death + Hammerheart >Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas>Cannibal Corpse - Tomb of the Mutilated>Job For A Cowboy - Doom>Rob Zombie - Hellbilly Deluxe>Bring Me the Horizon - Count Your Blessings + Post Human Survival Horror >Lorna Shore - ...And I Return to Nothingness
>>124160666Aging emo kids lol
>>124160729Ex-train hopping kid-ex-emo kid
>>124161260what about tourniquet
>>124160823Meanwhile you look like a turd mixed with an earthworm faggot
Primo Christian dm, here.
>>124160880You sound like you have a high pitched, squeaky voice
>>124161286first thing next on my list>>124161295>the rest of Mastodon and listen wellI really tried, but it just doesn't click as much as Remission>>124161347>>124161396thanks a lot
Literally everything wrong with prog metalThis is so Reddit I just can't evenIt's mentally and physically torturous to listen toAt least similar (but no less shitty) bands like Caligula's Horse are somewhat tolerable Imagine being force fed söy while looked up to an IV pumping estrogen into youWhat the fuck
>>124161420A little too much clean vocals and melodramatic lyrics for my taste but good Christian album
>>124160299Straight up simple singles have been great so far but he really needs to learn to let go and let someone else mix his stuff. Its all too compressed and polished and guitars sound toothless as a consequence. Everything is so thin and buried down.There is no edge, its like he forgot that its guitar music first and foremost Also on topic of more rocky stuff, new Jerry Cantrell solo album is great
>>124161434Check this out. This band actually manages to be really evil sounding, plus they did the original version of "Tourniquet" by Evanescence (on a diff album): https://youtu.be/saySN4YGLKY?si=o0uT345FTTc-2S4-
BE MY DRUIDESSBE MY EVERYTHING
>>124161423Mastodon up to The Hunter I guess it's golden. Don't bother with the psych rock shit they made. It's Crack the Sky > Leviathan > Blood Mountain > Remission. kekBut hey if you're new to metal there's an absolute galactic ultraton of shit to discover. But you figured already.Picrel is my relative not at all actual top10. I should do a top50 or something but I always forget albums that I consider ultimate.
Take me backhttps://youtu.be/Ue0kCn5YRE0?si=PT1njYiB97sTflnr
ARGH FUCK KILL
>>124161488kek this is embarrassing.
I'm nostalgic for metal my friend's older brother used to make us listen to while he played Quake and it makes me feel old
>>124161543based older bro
Anon from the last thread. I think this is my favorite cannibal corpse album. Tomb of the mutilated is pretty good
>>124161558Forgot the picture
Based?https://youtu.be/2z-up0NESH8?si=7G0X2CZm9Iz8HUbM
Morbid Angel
>>124161646problematic video desu
>James Hetfied wears disguises so he can so see bands he likes in the pitkinda based but also kinda cringe because the bands we liked were Ghost and Mastodon
Someone know the name of that British black/death metal band that had an album with a stippled artwork drawing; the music sounded similar to Goatpenis' Anesthetic Vapor but a bit more noisy and it was released way before 2017, maybe close to 2010?
>>124161698This one?
>>124161695That's a wig ? Looks like one lmao
>>124161705Yeah, that was quick. Thanks! Haven't given that album a proper listen, but it had caught my attention before from having previewed a track.
>oh yeah, that exists
Bolt Thrower
I found this on an iPod file on an old hard drive. I remember having a friend who was a diehard fanhttps://youtu.be/5wZB3Xshzyw?si=_saR-t2ajOpoPfLS
did grindcore have an influence on metal?
>>124161767Of course
>>124161767Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TcZU0fDwWA
how would you describe this album
>>124161807European
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
I love Heavenly - VirusI love the misheard lyrics I head that sound like>AND YOU'LL FIND ME CADAAATH>DA DA DA MY SPIRIT>AAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA>AAAAA AA AAAAAA
>>124161807I think yellowy green objects with a white background with splattery things is just lazy artwork
>>124161827New Bermuda?
>>124161286update, having listened to it, it goes hardexactly what I want from my music
>>124160666Those mommies would 100% lick your ass while the other deep throats you.
>>124161807I haven't listened to it in years but kind of like a romanian Drudkh with more layers
>>124161826(me)God, it really is a masterpiece. I listened to it carefully, and I noticed many details I never noticed before. It's so lovely. This piece of flower metal. A flower in my hand. I put it in my heart.
>>124161869please find a girlfriend and have sex
>>124161871Never. I will remain a virgin for life.
>>124161874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAkdqd8l6go
>>124161826Heavenly is one of the highest T bands of all time. People here hate them, of course.
>>124161874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9J9FtW3xY
>>124161330Ok poser
>>124161894The singer is YOKED.
>>124161874Based
>>124161767Maybe
>>124161900Not metal.
Hailed shall be the ones who see what others can notFor no assumption I will waste my reason
do modern bands bring anything new to the genre or do they copy older bands?
>>124161823Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124160266Ynkleudherhenavogyon Honan Blydh II
>>124162044thank you incel sister
WHY AM I BORNWILL I FAIL TO RISE AGAINANOTHER CRUCIFIXIONFOR ANOTHER HOOOOOOLY WAR
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qWdkccqgajA
>>124162125CRIMSON NEARSRR'ALREADY PREPARED
>>124162140this kills the poser
Djent is based. Mathcore is based. Doom, Black and Death are based. Classic boomer metal is cringe. Dogshit power metal about dragons and larping shit are cringe. Only good boomer metal band is Black Sabbath. Rest are shit and sound all the same.
>>124162160Diaper metal sucks but nerdiness is necessary. Metal MUST be women-repellent.
>>124161027he needs to come and post here.
>>124162140I hate the vocals.
>>124162140One of the biggest concert disappointments of the year for me.Smoulder, Eternal Champion and especially Visigoth were so much better.
>>124162160>>124162184>>124162194leave
>>124162248Thank you tranny blogger
>>124160266Grew on me big time.
>>124162248
>>124162260Thank you diaper-soiler
>>124151257Ihsahn had a very short creative burst then it was all garbage from him
>>124162315isan is söy as fuck with his hair and glasses.
>>124162332let's see your portrait
>>124162342You've seen it
>>124162342
>>124162248Damn asian bitchss are ugly
Post albums featuring Björn "Speed" Strid
foNO assumptionsAHwill waste ma REASON!
>>124162085Shalom
>>124162361Let’s see your bitch
>>124162446
>>124162507>fucks the mom toobasedola
/shreddit/ too busy sucking cock and losing their hair to post about the new Black Curse album. Crazy how useless this place is. https://blackcurse-svr.bandcamp.com/album/burning-in-celestial-poisonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s_wUa90mJchttps://blackcurse-svr.bandcamp.com/album/burning-in-celestial-poisonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s_wUa90mJchttps://blackcurse-svr.bandcamp.com/album/burning-in-celestial-poison
>>124162568Doesn't look like power metal. not listening.
>>124162587Flower metal is the retarded sister of shred.
>>124162593Choose: batty-o or ing way?
>>124162602Whom is "batty-o" referencing?
>>124162613The guy who pronounced his name baytee oThe one with the 4-necked guitar.
>>124162568We’re still busy with your last rec
>>124162625Oh, well Malmstein has one single good album which is more than 0, so I have to pick him I suppose.
>>124162632Mastery?
>>124162645Exactly one, yes.
>>124162568>Black Curse Is that what your father called you?
>>124162652I didn’t like it to be honest, but I’ll listen to it again
Omega's Death Spell
rizz
>>124162734abra cadabra XD
brah brah
Hitlerischer totenzauber
>shareware version of pro tools MIDI horns>high pitched orchestral loops played on a Casio keyboard that constantly crackle and pop>loud, out-of-tune piano chords played on a Tiger electronic piano>$50 drum machine looping war drums in 3/8 time (greasy chicken bones shaken around in a damp paper bucket for added effects)>1980s cRPG menu and battle music samples (no royalties paid)>rough, distorted, unintelligible Elvish and/or Orcish wailinghave you taken the dungeon synth pill yet?
>>124162568Sounds like they're copying some older bands, meh >>124162734Never could get into that one
DOWNTO THE FIERY PITS OFheeeeeEEEEEEEEEELL
>>124162734Why would they change the based artwork trilogy
>>124162697I originally didn't really think much of it at all myself, you just have to take it for what it is, utter feral and untamed energy. The way the riffs cut in and out wildly remind me almost of arcing electricity, small bit of Portal's Ion album feeling that way, especially with the very clean trebly production. Compositionally it isn't anything to speak of, but functionally its pretty much no different than most metal with little pieces of repeated patterns that have no coherence duct taped together in a mostly arbitrary fashion. Mastery however elevates this style into an uncontrolled spasm where riffs seem to spawn from each other in such a violent fashion you might think they were in a contest for control of your headphones. When it finally finds itself content to sit still for a moment or two in a "normal" fashion, you are quickly shown that these longer periods are not only equal to the usual bands around, but above them too. Mastery is a condensed and better version of regular black metal. https://youtu.be/PwkStxVoUCs?t=5
>>124162841Hasjarl decided any album without pop anthems and blues solos was a disgrace to his new RABM image. Next album will have no Mikko (replaced by MGLA vocalist), be an ABBA influenced singalong musical, and contain several tributes to BB King/Jimi Hendrix/George Flyod.
Hasjarl on the making of The Long Defecate (direct quotation): >Miiko has betrayed and humiliated Deathspell Omega by taking part on an NSBM recording
HEIL VIKERNES
AOTY
Unironically though even Clandestine Blaze is better than The Long Defecate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APdvkHXxP-o"Bring Me the Head" is a pretty bad track though.
>>124162897>>124162923Mgła's vocalist worked with mikko in the past too.
>>124160729This is exactly the kind of faggot who thinks it's quirky that he listens to gorey, satanic music but just wants to cuddle.
>>124162983Yeah but shredditors don't know that. Hasjarl was butthurt that DsO were called NSBM so he wrote a shit album on Libertarianism, only for reddit to think it was pro-Facism anyways, so he's trying to use Mikko less. If it wasn't for Synarchy I would have said this band has been washed since 2009. I swear to god Synarchy only exists because Hasjarl felt mogged by Luc's PD when he was given an early pre-release. Hasjarl should release the scrapped version of Synarchy, I bet you it was going to be another PUNKED catastrophe just like Drought.
>>124162568It's pretty good but the song length is way too bloated for this style.
I like furnaces
>>124163234I like fur
>>124163234>liking Ad Arma and You Cannot Even Find The RuinsOnly has one good track on the album
>>124163234I prefer ovens.
don't forget to punch nazis and chuds out of metal!
>>124162860Flesh this out a little bit and I’ll send it to Proz
>>124163234More of a boiler guy myself.
FOR VIC-TOR-Y
>>124163313sieg heil
Post your favorite song to make chuds seethe. For me it’s this https://youtu.be/l0RPBcBEVFM
can i get a black gf even tho i only listen to slam
>>124163252HEIL
Need Grave Upheaval with even less riffs.
>>124163398thicc kweens listen to dadrock
>>124163051Why is Synarchy your favorite DsO album? Genuinely curious
>returns>samefagging goes up by 1000%
da da da da da THE MANI USED TO BEE*note note note note note note*da da da da da IT'S TIMEFOR VIC-TOR-Y
Yandex is so much better for finding album covers
wish I could make good music while drunk but I still only got down the alcoholic part and not the being able to play guitar one :I
>Yandex is so much better for finding album covers
>>124163618lil niqqa has drip, fr
>>124163489 For myself synarchy is the kino choice. I imagine it accompanying a classic noir film
BRO WTFOZZY FUCKING DIED
>>124163781It's true, I double checked
>>124163781faggot
>>124163781It's true, I made sure of it
>>124163781Based, we hate Pozzy Cuckpourne here.
>>124163489Already said many times before, its because of the development. Synarchy is all the fury, aggression, and violence of the most extreme metal while being constructed in a linear form. If it helps to understand, Mitochondria has a similar goal as Synarchy in a different subgenre, only with worse writing and especially much worse vocals. There is a gap. Between the underlying ethos of very extreme metal, and the higher aspirations of classical. If you notice, everything "progressive" in metal is based around taking away some of its violence, in exchange for more "depth" of writing. From ambient tracks, acoustic instruments, rock elements, etc. Synarchy reject this, it takes the depth of writing and applies it to extreme metal with barely even a hint of concession. For instance Fas is an album with concessions, all the ambient sections that share almost no connection with the metal is a concession that they lack the talent necessary to bridge the two together in order to create the feeling they wanted to share. Its a shallow approach to depth that while it does indeed give the result one might be looking for, its also a haphazard irrational composition with obvious "here is the metal part" and "here is the ambient part". Chaining the Katechon has no concessions really, but its repetitions without modulation or growth expose it for what it is: lacking ambition. Its content being "metal" as predefined by the social circles of music. One must have riffs, one must have drums, one must do x, and one must do y. Ehnahre showcase how one can have no concession while still implementing ideas that go beyond "metal". Never once does there ever feel like there are "sections" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zud-xcs4qxE, only one seamless stream of music. Bands like Blood Incantation could take some notes on what real progressive should be.
Not reading that tranny drivel.
>>124163809
>>124163822Based catchad owning the tranny failed novelist
>>124163809Saved for later reading
Kek trannyipopper mad
I really like this album
>>124163809I will say that the first time you mentioned the ambient on FAS I didn’t know what you were talking about. I don’t even notice it really that’s how well it’s used, it fades in and out imperceptibly like someone catching their breath in between speaking. Why do you say it isn’t used well?
>>124163489>>124163809I actually think Obombration Part 2 is the true sound of Fas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHzGrmaowgY, blending that with the sonorist guitar part of Katechon that appears multiple times throughout the track https://youtu.be/33dI8jsDv7k?t=951 would have led to the correct path for DsO. I don't even understand why they had to use a piano/synth for the ambient sections of Fas, why bother when BAN has already showed how to create such sounds using the native instrument of metal? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbzxZ4Zo5WE, this album should have been a landmark for metal guitarists. instead I have to listen to Hasjarl's Robert Johnson impressions and Ingurgitating Oblivion play some shred scales over dissonant death. The problem is metalcucks don't even use the gifts that they bestow upon each other. Better to just slap some shitty ambient track you paid for or stole at the start and end of your album because you are a sad fucking hack. >>124163911Who could notice that the drums, bass, and guitar all disappear at once everytime the music wants to lower the dynamics until its back to metal music where they all come back magically? The state of what you just suggested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB2pLFcEJW0
Drought is the KING of the ambient shitsandwich, literally beginning and end is the same with the middle as a bunch of pop punk riffs with "climaxes" every 3 minutes. Metalcucks love the ambient shitsandwich, they actually think no one notices how often this low effort bullshit is used. Can't write? Can't create atmosphere? Can't think? Just slap some ambient at the front and back of whatever it is you are making. 60% of the time it works everytime.
>>124163972>pop punk riffsLISTENING!
>>124163977Based Serpent Column fan.
>>124163955\m/ i love cats \m/blasting
Diapersmell Omegle is a fucking meme band
what are some bands with the high pitched scream vocals like Knocked Loose has but not metalcore?
>>124163939> Who could notice that the drums, bass, and guitar all disappear at once everytime the music wants to lower the dynamics until it’s back to metal music where they all come back magically?Correct I like when they do that
>>124164034Troon vocals but not metalcore? Got you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z97qLNXeAMQ
>>124164046Enjoy your low effort slop then, lots of that to go around in metal.
>>124164069It’s done really well though. Seamless , tight. Any other nitpicks on the agenda?
>>124164060Banger
>>124164102>seemlessAs yes, the "seemless" moment of going from "here is the metal section" to "here is the ambient section that has no connection with the metal section". Another genius statement from /shreddit/'s great minds. Again, go listen to Ehanhre's "The Marrow" Album and understand what "seemless" means.
>>124163809this you? https://rateyourmusic.com/~ThatWhichIsNot
>>124164060Metal.
>>124161260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ntuziShxeQThere is also a pretty good extreme thrash band from Germany with the same name
Only metalcucks are so retarded that they think going from electronic guitar based riffs to a piano part with some chorals ripped from a Pendereki piece in 0.1 seconds with no transition is "seamless". At this point you could probably just spice two minutes of a Wagner opera into Black Sabbath's "War Pigs"and they would say it was all one coherent track. Hell, throw in 30 seconds of the Simpsons too while you are at it, they seem to love vocal samples so why not.
>>124164060people shit on metal and call you an incel for listening to it then they go and put on shit like thisbizarre
>>124164119no on here is ever going to listen to that tranny garbage you've been shilling for a year
>>124163188this, no black/death metal should have songs over 10 minutes long
>>124164217Lmfao what a retarded take. Save your lack of attention span to yourself.
>>124164146That obviously his him, ofc he has a RYM
>>124163188>>124164217If you took an entire War shital bands like Revenge and glued all the tracks together into one big 30 long piece what difference would there be? You guys do listen to albums right? Or is /shreddit/ so normalfag that they only listen to single tracks like its pop/EDM lmao.
>>124164177Would you shut the fuck up already? No one gives a fuck about ambience in metal. You only hear that shit in the gay pseud midwit crap you listen to anyway. Actual metal doesn't have that shit.
Notice the new buzz is ‘metalcuck’. He has distanced himself from metal completely as a last resort, to grab any amount of attention he can from this place before the tourism train leaves the station
>>124164272>No one gives a fuck about ambience in metal.Yet its on basically every black metal album to exist and about half of all death metal albums, curious!
>>124164287>calling people metalcucks>new>>120980449
>>124164201NGMI Iass.
>>124164299>all 12 of the RYM tourist albums I listen to have ambience, that's like all metal!leave the hall
Holy shit Hasjarl just dropped his new solo album unannounced!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPGhI7Gl_0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPGhI7Gl_0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPGhI7Gl_0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPGhI7Gl_0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPGhI7Gl_0
>>124164034answer me plis saaars
>>124164034Obtained Enslavement
You didn’t review Adam’s new ildjarn impersonation yet
>>124164357So true touristsister. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWOhvsOb7R8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYg5c_LrsRkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiaIyqhgYjUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwc6_64XBD8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGOQdHJTLAM
New Butcher album dropped, AOTY has been secured
>>124160266I PRAY FOR SUICIDE, TO NEVER WAKE FROM MY BEDBUT HOW CAN I DIE WHEN I'M ALREADY DEADKILL ME TWICE AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>>124164146What an extremely gay individual
>>124164455>that cover>that font>that musicMore like norwood 8 has been secured.
bathory invented black metal and this is indisputable
>>124164411Reviewing ambient is pointless, what am I suppose to say about something you aren't suppose to even pay attention to. Its like 2 hours of synth loops. Ever notice ambient and drone artists can shit out multiple hour long albums within even months of each other? Because its easy, just fuck around for a few minutes to create a short synth passage, loop it for 20+ minutes, call it a "track", do that twice and you're already at an album length.
>>124164508This, except Snorre.
>>124164508*sighs*that's already been discussed a long time ago.it was metallica (with dave mustaine)
>>124164434what the fuck is that garbagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47jB1-mllWYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHiHQ72zTkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8wWKS2hF0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KanPQNonrcwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf_qGwfStF4
>>124164146>synarchy of molten bones 5 starshahaha what a fucking dipshit
>>124164560You tell me touristsisterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjpsQM0ZI3khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF8_54mMR8khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxkWTm8Nyh4https://youtu.be/oPABdtTf_ys?t=201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAUC-EZPL7Q
>>124164241It is not an issue with attention span, I listen to entire albums. Even in extreme subgenres, there can be good songwriting where individual songs each have their own set of ideas, expressed convincingly within a reasonable timeframe. Listen to an album like Angelcorpse - Exterminate, even if the whole thing is just tremolo and blasting, you can still tell apart each song from eachother.Blood Incantation also have this issue, but they at least have the excuse of sounding 'progressive'. But in pure black/death metal? A +10 minute songs are just a bunch of disparate ideas stuck together, its just long for the sake of being long, pure tryhard bullshit to make up for a lack of songwriting skill. Maybe a band like Absu can pull it off, not this second rate nu-death metal band you faggots keep shilling here>>124164259>if you took an entire War shital bands like Revenge and glued all the tracks together into one big 30 long piece what difference would there beGood job picking the most disingenuous example. And yes, it does make a difference, even in death metal, are you telling me you don't rate albums on a track by track basis? Or are you one of those poser fags who just plays albums in the background, and doesn't actually listen to them because most of his focus was on fucking gayming or whatever else
>>124164630kek gottem
>>124164639>Good job picking the most disingenuous example.Ah yes, I should have picked a band known for individual tracks like... Angelcorpse. LMAO. Death metal as a whole barely even has "tracks", there is generally no reason for why music is stopped or started in any of these albums. The lack of coherence is so great that it would make more sense to think in either terms of rating each riff separately, or simply take the entire album as a collection of riffs and rate it that way.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1729961149234152.webm
i love how hector creates the most asinine and nonsensical standards for music and then bases his arguments on this illusory retard logic like we're supposed to take it seriously. i've never read a single meaningful, insightful, articulate or even accurate thought about metal from him. it's all gobbledegook.
>>124164890Correct.
>>124164390not exactly what i was looking for but this is pretty good though, thanks
>>124164890>reading his posts at allFirst mistake. Just let him post into the void.
NEW: >>124165006
>>124164685Kek so UltraBoris was right all along?
>>124162160not metal
>>124165282What did he say on this matter?
