Evil Autism edition https://youtu.be/ndUR7OICeDsFAQ: https://archive.org/details/david-mcgowan-programmed-to-killHas a liberal arts degree:>>124202344
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Fisting striborg or whatever sister says
any good metal this year? riffs (dissonant or otherwise) preferred.
>>124212906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYo8zHGPxmU
saunaman in the wildhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Wintersun/comments/1geyedj/same_solo_different_time/
>>124212906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxTzhayHaJo&t=603s
>>124212921>>124212935>chuds consider these "riffs"
post bands everyone agrees are mid
>>124212967MegadethMetallicaJudas PriestIron MaidenSlayer
>>124212967>pentagram logoNot listening!
it's game over tomorrow boys
>>124212967
>>124212967Obituary
>>124212964>the liberal arts major cannot detect riffsA likely story
>>124212964Holy filtered
>>124212921those are Gorgoroth riffs, I think he meant new metal
>>124213235>release date: July 2024
>>124213161based and true. never could get past the vocals myself. maybe that means I'm a poser. I can enjoy basic death metal if the vocals are good.
>>124213271yeah, it's a re recording of other band's old material, sounds decent, good performance but not to be listened to more than once honestly
>>124213287I wish i was as dumb as you are, my life would be so much easier
>>124213175>>124213186riffless seethe
>>124213308I wish i had as little taste as you, I could enjoy whatever random bullshit easily
>>124213318t. liberal arts major
>>124213332Good news: your taste is far worse than mine ever could be-your concession is accepted!
>>124212964>>124213235leave the hall sister!
>>124213348got any more unremarkable stuff to share? some other middle of the road shit you absolutely loved?
>>124213365You already conceded to him sister, give up
>>124213365Why would i give your band publicity when I can share good music instead? You lost!
>>124213342>>124213359thank you schizo sister
>>124213434O i am laffin
>>124213450>t. schizo
>>124213456>BTFO'd so thoroughly she has to project her mental illnessesCould never be me
BLASTING https://youtu.be/hXSa9kwhcdw
>>124213476Thanks for sharing your demo, anon, too bad it's worthless
>>124213467>t. schizo
I love metal bros
>>124213524Concession status: accepted
>>124213535
>>124213499I pulled it off your hard drive actually-why do you have 17 terabytes of CP? You certainly couldn’t have gotten them from me
>>124213539>t. schizo
>>124212967Lol no one answered seriously
look guys
>>124213732If that cat was 10 times bigger and weighed 500 more pounds it would eat that horse
>>124213535Buck status: broken
>>124212964They are riffs. Do you know what riffs are pleb?
>>124212881Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>Yeah, it's true that NSBM isn't very interesting musically speaking. It's kinda obvious though, fascists don't really believe in creative expression, they moreso see art as a medium to push their ideology and propaganda through, and it REALLY shows.>Now, I do also think that's a problem with RABM to an extent - people see the music less as artistic expression and more as a way to put forward their ideology, and the musical quality suffers as a consequence - but since the ideology behind it isn't pure evil, I tend to find that much more acceptable here. Plus, RABM is more of a political movement inside a music community than a style of music anyways, at least if you want to have any coherent definition of the term, so that also tracks.Huge fucking cope lmao, sketchy bands make the best BM that couldn't be replicated and these rabm enjoyer know it.I mean, it's fair that they enjoy their type of music, but how they keep denouncing the "bad guys"'s music is beyond hilarious
>2024>The Social Republic, the Reich, the Free Territory, and Catalonia all dead>"NS" and Anarkids now spend time arguing over who does the best job of copying the Norwegian metal>Which was just a copy of what Bathory did>Which was just a copy of what Cryptic Slaughter did like a year before>This is what happens when you cling onto relics of the 20th century
>>124213285>never could get past the vocalsThe opposite is true for me, great vocals boring music
>>124214016>Which was just a copy of what Bathory didBathory never played black metal though? Not even one riff
>>124214016What an absolute unit
>>124214035>Muh riffz Black metal is just a drumstyle predicated on the washing machine blast. That's all it takes to make black metal and any suggestion other wise is pure ideology and a fundamental misunderstanding of what black metal is practically. No, I will not expound further.
>>124213936>They are riffs
>>124214016>>124214044Correct.
>>124214044>Black metal is just a drumstyle predicated on the washing machine blast.Incorrect. Black metal, like any other genre is just a guitar playing style first and foremost.>That's all it takes to make black metal and any suggestion other wise is pure ideology Guitar playing technique is not an idology.>and a fundamental misunderstanding of what black metal is practically.Yet here you are, practically misinterpreting what black metal actually is. Chickenbrain.
>>124213995they both suck, simple as
>>124214059>Black metal, like any other genre is just a guitar playing style first and foremost.based retard
>>124214066Thanks foreskinless sister.
>>124214070kek i should have known such a retarded opinion was you
>>124214073Dude copies my reply style and Hector's vernacular. Needs to get his own gimmick fr.
>>124214044Black metal is not defined by drum style. You don't even know what the fuck you are talking about retarded faggot.
>>124214073>>124214081Thanks schizophrenic foreskinless sister.
>>124214087Correct.
>>124214087I am correct
Reminder:Fenriz about Euronymous and Snorre(direct quotation):>I have to say that, they invented the typical (Norwegian) Black Metal riffIhsahn about the existence of Black Metal before the initial release by Darkthrone(direct quotation):>of course black metal was not a thing you know, in 1991.Satyr about Grymyrk demo (direct quotation):>The Grymyrk tape is the most importantt because there comes the guitar sound to Thorns so properly forward. In a way he has inspired people who are far more famousAbbath about the beginning of Black Metal (direct quotation):>There wasn't a black metal scene or anything. Black Metal was the name of a Venom track from 1982. We couldn't call the music anything other than black metal. Before that, Bathory and all those bands were just called death metal.Varg Vikernes about Black Metal(direct quotation):>Darkthrone, has also at the same time recorded their "A Blaze ln The Northern Sky" album, and probably because of Euronymous' influence, just before recording it, decided to change the whole, originally a Death Metal album into what we today can easily define as the first Black Metal album ever. They also looked more COOL than before, although I think Fenriz has always looked the same, even when they played Death Metal. FINALLY, some different music! Finally something original>Now, some of you will react to what I just said here, The First Black Metal album ever, what about Bathory or Venom, right? Well, no. That was Thrash Metal, or I guess in the case of Venom, Trash Metal. These bands were never called or understood as Black Metal bands. Black Metal as a name for a genre was a term coined by Euronymous, inspired by a Venom album titled by the same name, for a specific group of bands.
Lo-fi satanic T(h)rash metal bands and other hacks (direct quotation):>WE WUZ BLACK METAL N SHIET>>124214099Thank you schizophrenic foreskinless sister
Guys I have some bad and very unexpected news.After listening to this tranny BM project, I can safely say it's just as shit as all the rest.
>>124214105Funny thing is fenriz admitted that a blaze is actually made with death metal riffs and people were dumb enough to think it was blackmetal
>>124214099Correct.
>>124214105>>124214126>muh Fenriz quo-ACK>Fenriz of the Norwegian band Darkthrone called Master's Hammer's debut album Ritual "the first Norwegian black metal album, even though they are from Czechoslovakia".Bros... the sanctity of my precious subgenre...
>>124214105Reminder:Fenriz about Euronymous and Snorre(direct quotation):>I have to say that, black metal sucksIhsahn about the existence of Black Metal before the initial release by Darkthrone(direct quotation):>of course black metal sucks.Satyr about Grymyrk demo (direct quotation):>The Grymyrk tape sucksAbbath about the beginning of Black Metal (direct quotation):>There wasn't a black metal scene or anything. Black Metal sucks.Varg Vikernes about Black Metal(direct quotation):>I am gay and have AIDS, black metal sucks.
How fucking long have people here been posting the same non-arguments about "muh BM origins"?We have to be up to like 5 years at this point.
>>124214175One of his favorite gimmicksIt won’t stop until he kills himself
>>124214126Blaze is a black/thrash/death hybrid. The Grymyrk demo was pure black metal. Purr Holocaust is 100% black metal. Burzum s/t and Under A Funeral Moon come pretty close.>>124214143>>124214150Thanks foreskinless samesister.>>124214161>Master's PampersDisgraceful non-BM. Even by Fenriz's own logicFenriz about Euronymous and Snorre(direct quotation):>I have to say that, they invented the typical (Norwegian) Black Metal riffhttps://youtu.be/DQpMIR6RuaA?si=Z5q1ujruOD-kJNYD&t=2136 A tremolo lead is not enough to make it black metal. Fenriz is known to have become dumber and cucker, even apologizing for inherently statments LMFAO. Happens.>>124214164Thanks foreskinlet sister.
I wonder what it would be like if Hector Jr. or Sr. actually met any of the people they post about all the time. I have to imagine that Snorre would be utterly horrified and probably kill himself.
>>124214184Didn’t read kek
>>124214194In a way he's met Adam Kalmbach, and the outcome was predictably hilarious
>muh direct quotation>no sources attached
>>124214175>the same non-arguments about "muh BM origins"?Yep, and they STILL have to argue with the actual valid points that I make and say something that isn't a cope. All the guitar playing techniques, basic music theory terminology, they can't even understand it. Truly imbeciles.>>124214196>>124214194Thanks schizophrenic foreskinless sister.
>>124214211youre the biggest retard in this whole general, and thats saying something.
>>124214208Nice selfie sister, maybe post it on >>>/soc/
>>124214215Correct.
>>124214215Thanks copeful schizophrenic foreskinlet samesister.
>>124214201Didn't how donate money to some trans charity because of Hecky? That's hilarious. Imagine the practical outcomes of your based defense of trve aryvn blvck metal just creating charity for queers.
Metal for the foreskinless?
>>124214184>Blaze is a black/thrash/death hybrid. The Grymyrk demo was pure black metal. Purr Holocaust is 100% black metal. Burzum s/t and Under A Funeral Moon come pretty close.True
>>124214243
>>124214230Ya, I don’t have the picture saved though, sadly. He couldn’t stop talking about you for months while you were gone too kek
>>124214244Thanks brother.>>124214260>>124214282Unharvested.
>>124214243Megadeth just check Dave's early life
>>124214361I'd rather be double circumcised than listen to the stain.
>>124214122Thanks you for reporting back with the news that anybody here (including youself) could easily have discered without ever actually subjecting themselves to such a fruitless endeavor. Your efforts are nonetheless appreciated. Faggot
I approve
>>124214547I will keep falling on this sword that no one asked me to.Surely at least one has to be good, or at least okay.
>>124214555I found it a bit bland, Kanon seem to have one song they keep repeating over and over with only minor differences. I enjoy it but it doesn't make me want to listen to it more than a couple times.They basically feel like the Amon Amarth of BM where every song is the same ideas and riffing styles with no changeup to keep things fresh.
listened to aktion t4 today. honestly, not racist enough
>>124214587Yeah I can't really even say I disagree. I was at my aunt's house and she listens to a bunch of fuckin, like, Lorna Shore and shit. I put this on over there and it was a nice reprieve. I doubt I'll like it as much next go round but it's respectable stuff imo, even if they are a dress-up meloshit band.
>>124214604try Dark fury
>>124214651What a beauty!
Venom sucks and are hereby excluded from the upcoming NBBMN so sayeth the perro.
>>124214178thisif you haven't picked up on it being someone talking to themselves by now, we'll, i dunno what else to tell ya
NBNSBMN
>>124213058>midNuh uh
>>124214651damn what sultry minxI'd take her home from the gin joint
>>124214651unironically the most talented black metal artist
>>124212906See pic relatedOf these the most riff eccentric options are the Giga, Replicant, Necroracle, Unaussprechlichen Kulten, and Dispersion.
>>124214651
>>124214946>Unaussprechlichen Kulten, and Dispersion.Haven't heard either of these, cheers.
>kekkycoreIgnored.
>>124214651Bet she doesn't listen to death metal
>*gives u 39 hours of masterpieces*
>>124215056I don't like to throw it around, but he is literally r*ddit personified
>>124215056oops, I forgot Causalities of Cool, making it 40 hours>>124215065/metal/ is just shreddit but with racism
>>1242150563 good albums tops
>>124215056Never got the appeal
>>124214964Kulten is some nice blackened death, although because its my list its not going to be as "riffy" as some might like, however there are good Morbid Angel style riffs on it that come with blackened leads over top. Dispersion is a bit of a strange one with very groove based disso riffs, if you really DsO's Katechon style or Jute Gyte's Perdurance album then it ought to tickle your fancy a bit, others might not find it "riffy", but if you like disso I think you'll understand, don't expect an amazing album though, its on the bottom of my list for a reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0M9FrRIiCEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyKZ-UWsrGsReplicant is still probably the only pure riff band on my list, but I don't really care about individual riffs compared to overall composition or unique musical features.
>Number of riffs the mestizoid remembers from his tardchart: 0
>>124215079>/metal/ is just shreddit but with racismCorrect.
>I don't really care about individual riffsNot metal>>>/mu/>>>/lgbt/
>>124214569You and I both know that there is no needle in this haystack, brother. Nevertheless, goodluck
>I don't really care about...riffsYeah we know you displaced Uzbek faggot
ignorant riffs
dishonest riffs
>>124215056listened only to Ziltoid and I listend to it once.
>>124215103>I don't really care about individual riffs compared to overall composition or unique musical features.ULTRA BASED
>>124214732>not blowing off the cobwebs with a timeless classic of NWOBHM to set the stage before embarking on a quest into the grim, frostbitten chaos that is November. Ngmi
Riffs?Hated.Drums?Removed.Vocals?Layered.Composition?20 minutes.Orchestration?Noise. Repetitions?DiscardedBass?Bassed.Chords?Mystic.Voices?4-part.Harmony?Discordant.
counting down the hours till all the bmfags evacuate to their yearly cuckthread. its gonna be comfy, riffbros.
>>124215056fify
>>124215223>Anus?>Blown out.
>>124215223Correct.
>>124215223What kinda stuff do you goon to
>>124215262Mainly solo sounding videos, a little scat sometimes.
>>124215281I hope he can goon to my novel when it comes out. I found some Estonian arthouse publisher willing to press it. I'll probably get sued for adding Snorre in as a character but oh well.
>>124215262Durufle's Op. 7 second movement (Fugue)https://youtu.be/FJpG1Qyv6e8?t=396
>>124215307man that must be really fucking boring to jerk toI prefer rice woman anal myself
>my son, you are no longer virgin>will you stick your penis in tight, wet vagina>or chocolate starfish where poo comes from?
>>124215355
>>124215332Music is much better than porn, however how boring do you have to be to still find vanilla stuff like that interesting? On this subject I completed another 100 day as the final round of testing and decided that the only conclusion is that without is greater than with. Its all a bit boring anyways, I mean you have to be less than intelligent to not get bored of touching yourself to yet another whore. Like the musical equivalent of that guy who had 30k plays of a single Linkin Park song.
>>124215374Correct.
>>124215374
>>124215388Yappery
>>124215388>Like the musical equivalent of that guy who had 30k plays of a single Linkin Park song.I suppose it would be better to write this as "A musical equivalent would be" or "like the jerking equivalent". Regardless, the point made it across fine I'm sure.
>>124215388I fear not the man who has listened to 30k dissoshit songs, but I fear the man who has listened to one LPkino song 30k times.
rec me death metal without cookie monster vocals, like Death
>>124212967Demilich
>>124215466Possessed
>>124215466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ufmujO00Tk
My friend told me there's some Z black metal band from Donetsk that someone else showed him but I can't find it
>>124215502No one asked.
>>124215502I asked
>>124215520Why are you replying to yourself, Iass?
>>124215526No one cares bud
>>124215526I care
>>124215502why do you support russia?
>>124215553Why are you asking yourself a question, Iass?
>>124215502They're probably dog food now
>>124215557cope
candid riffs
>>124215587He's a Jew on welfare
halloween riffs
Anyone got something that sounds like "hateful" power/speed metal? Satan's Host is kinda what I'm thinking of.
>>124213476https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW3MiViQ0ds
>>124215635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJpJnZR_A9M
>>124215635like trad with light BM influence with harsh vocals?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZIb0ZVsRUI&ab_channel=MorgulBlade-Topic
>>124215656Very Bathory-like. Usually not a fan of shitty production jobs but I like that I can actually tell what the guitars are doing.>>124215658>like trad with light BM influence with harsh vocals?Possibly, I left it intentionally vague to see what anons would come up with. This is actually really good thanks.
>>124215627Where's your demo?
>>124213476I always expect this album to sound worse than it does when I replay it, like for some reason I imagine it would lose interest over time, but in reality seems to grow better and better instead. After much time I think this is better than Doldrum and is my 2022 AOTY now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT-WbVUs8VE
>>124215726Did you make that demo?
>>124215726>bland dissoshitPass
DissoshitAtmoshitThrashitDeathshitDepressishitCoreshitNu-ShitFolkshitPaganshitGrindshitWarshitSHIT
>>124215734>>124215719I wrote enough things to probably construct a short song, but never recorded it and lost interest in coming here for 2 months. The problem I have with guitar is that it is very difficult to learn to play multiple voices at once, I can understand why most guitar music is based around single voice and chords now, such as Hasjarl's style. I think I need to get a piano, learn fugal writing, write the core ideas on piano, then just barely learn how to play them on guitar for the song. That or just staight up write everything on sheet and then use guitar to play it out, regardless unless you have decades of skill it is very difficult to for instance play rhythm and lead at once. >>124215743>t. didn't even listen to a single second
>>124215761based doomsister
>>124215764That's a very long way to say no, buddy. You said yourself two years ago that you don't play any instruments, either? So what were you planning to do? Make that stupid synth BM garbage? I highly doubt you're competent enough to operate a DAW.
>>124215764I listened to 10 seconds and heard the same dissoshit sound ive heard hundreds of times before
>>124215635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPz-2zu7FEklike this? speed but not very power
>>124215779I believe you are mistaking me for the anon's demo guy. I have no interest in synth bm.>>124215782Ah yes, the typical horn and organ dissoshit, dumb shitposter.
>>124215790You don't play any instruments, though? You've never demonstrated that you do. How were you going to make a demo with no instruments or not even a DAW?
>>124215466Defeated Sanity :: Dharmata (part of Disposal of the Deceased)First part of the album is some extremely fucking brutal technical progressive death (literally) with low as fuck gutturals, second part is a hommage to the 90s prog death like Cynic/Atheist/Death with Schuldiner-like vocals.
>>124215807I literally already have a recording posted here playing guitar. Again, I think you have me confused for the anon's mmo, anon's demo, furfag anatasia/edguy poster. I had assumed by "demo" you had meant the time I said I would write a new piece, but now I understand you actually just think I am the anon's demo person. No relation to that person, Iass.
>>124215788This is also good as I do want fast shit at the moment. Very headbangable.
>>124215826>I literally have a recording here posted guitar>Doesn't post it againWhy are you lying, muttlato?
Who's more skilled, Gene Hoglan or Jamie Saint Merat?
>>124215864Hector on air guitar, apparently
>>124215851Not my problem you haven't seen it posted the 10 other times the archiveschizo has reposted it, newfag. Feel free to triple down on the asshurt, only more laughs for me when the archiveschizo eventually reposts it.
>>124215882So you don't have your own recording?
>>124215895I do, and the entire general has already heard it multiple times. Having you be the odd person out and knowing all the angry thoughts in your head right now means I will never post it to you though. I would prefer you spending your days screeching about me never playing guitar while everyone else knows you're an idiot lmao.
>>124215882>More laughs You wrote an essay about how you're perpetually angry. You never laugh.
>>124215912All true, I've never lied.
>>124215908If it exists then it's probably just some vocaroo, right? Even then there's no reason to believe you, especially when you're on record admitting to not playing any instruments. You're also on record making up music theory.
>>124215895it's kinohttps://files.catbox.moe/hojmqw.mp3
>>124215923Don't believe me, please do continue being upset.
>>124215826I think you've been talking to him the entire time honestly
>>124215928HAHAHAHAHAHAConfusion is Sex: Shaggs Edition!
>>124215948I wouldn't be surprised, the avantasia furfag likes to play characters. I'm still not sure if hes actually a furry or not, or if its all an elaborate multi-year long meme to him.
>>124215928Holy shit I'm actually better at guitar than Hector and I'm in a punk band
>>124215963>Confusion is SexI do actually love this album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-mbYn0drRs>>124215989I would hope so, that was after about a week or two of practice.
>>124215996Awful diapernoise. Not music. >>>/lgbt/
So we agree this is the AOTY ?
>>124213476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9trZT45qlBU
>>124215882why are you taking the fat boy's bait? he's gone off-trip 'cause he was banned an hour ago.
>>124215996Disgusting Turkic-Mongolic whore. Learn how to play METAL and not numale indie rock.
>>124215948>>124215965What's this? I just got here.>>124216044
>>124216044>Melodic metalcoreLISTENING!
Insane that jeff was a teenager who hadn't even played guitar for very long when made these riffs. Learning this album on guitar has made me a much better guitarist, some of those reverse gallops are punishing. The only slayer album that matters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQYYRg99OUY
>>124216046Because he probably legitimately didn't know I had played. Archiveschizo came in a bit too quickly though, I wanted to milk the asshurt a bit more.
>>124216065>Insane that jeff was a teenager who hadn't even played guitar for very long when made these riffsAryan excellence.
Kek you fucking autistic schizos are pathetic
>>124216089To your credit I know it's real now on account of how much you fucking suck. Come down to the states and I'll teach you how to really play, sweetie.
>>124216089he knew. he never leaves here.
The Hebrew is kvetching, I see
>>124216086Is this your first time on an image board?
>>124216134Is this your first time sucking cock?
>>124216141are you 12? why so juvenile?
Will Morbid Angel ever make it to releasing an album with Z as the first letter?
>>124216162Are you from Nepal? Why so low IQ?
>TOOOOOOORTURE IS WHAT I LOVEYou just can't beat this kind of un-polluted true metal. It's basically impossible to make metal like this anymore, totally stripped from any non-metal influence. %100 pure unfiltered METALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIHrX2KwK_w
>>124216175isn't trey half dead? I saw some videos of him passing out on stage, he seems like he is heavily abusing heroin.
>>124216117>suckTechnical skill wise in term of muscle memory? Sure. However I know which bands this place has produced (including a fantano reviewed one), and I would prefer listening to my shitpost after 1-2 weeks of practice over that generic slop. Especially the one I myself reviewed with the 60 second long deathcore chug in it, horrid low effort garbage. No amount of technical skill can change a lack of taste.
/trad doom/ reigns supreme as the /metal/ riff master general.
>>124212967Here is a serious answer: Testamid.
>>124216242Trad doom has nothing identifiable about his playing.
/gg/o back
Writing a paragraph explaining why I don't actually suck at guitar to a guy who doesn't actually care and general of people who care even less
>>124212967anthrax, flotsam and jetsam, cannibal corpse, overkill, dark funeral
sitting the sideline, piping up when someone posts content because I have nothing productive to contribute.
1 billion dollars from Adam Kalmbach to trannies
>>124216065Hell Awaits mogs
>>124216065Mediocre brainrot riff made by musically illiterate foreskinlet for musically illiterate foreskinlets.
>>124216362Fact.
>>124216362Correct.
>>124216345To each their own. I prefer the huge trad metal influences in show no mercy, after it its just pure slayer, which is fine but less exciting for me
>>124212935>dissonant>riffsPick one If you can’t sing it it’s not a riff
>>124216386More like pure garbage
>>124216274He or she said mid not awful.
i've become completely unhinged
>>124216253wrong!
>>124216399>>124216397>>124216382>>124216373>>124216362>>124216178>>124216141same person. You should be studying for school, not spending time on a general for a genre you know nothing about
>>124216413So true schizophrenic foreskinlet sister, so true.
>>124216416post the screen shot disproving me then
>>124216413We actually hate diapershit tourism here. Consider >>>/mu/ or tiktok.
We hate diapershit here.But we like Slayer.
>>124216215Trey doesn't use heroin at all. The guy is a bona fide genius, soaked in alcohol.
>>124213476What the fuck? Why is it actually good?
>>124216449>>124216471Thanks power chord sloppee gobbler sisters.
>>124216521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8H1GUpro7E
>>124216570azag toth?
>>124216273Writing multiple posts without linking the original explaining why I don't care despite my obvious obsession to a general who clearly doesn't care and doesn't even bother giving my melanated posts a (you)
Where do metal heads who are older than 21 and not suffering from brain damage hang out online?
>>124216604Great question!
>>124216593>couldn't resist replying 30+ posts later
>>124216395>If you can’t sing it it’s not a riffBased /metal/tard thinks you can't have chordal riffs LMFAO
>>124216617>if you reply, you lostLooks like you lost yourself, punk IQ strikes again.
>LMFAO
Dissoslop sounds like shit
>>124216604There used to be some really good metal webites with active forums but they're pretty much dead now. You could try discord but everytime ive joined them I leave because its always %90 off topic and when its about metal they talk about nu-metal and zoomer shit like deftones which people call metal now for some reason. Metal is a isolating interest, i miss being a kid and me and my bros would listen to metal together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQshMmZgbvc
https://youtu.be/scgnSjvwoJ8?t=3m12sI'm having an orgasm
More like Gaytanic Borefapper - I Cream to Drake
>>124216680>melodeathListening!
>>124216274CC's first 4 albums and Overkill's first 5 are straight killers brah brah
>>124216413Uh no sweatie, we are all unique individuals. (:
>>124216712Now try saying that without your diaper flooding with shit and your hairline rapidly receding
>>124216712Straight killer of clean air because of the horrible diaperstench maybe.
>>124216712i know they're bangers but both bands have been releasing decent material for too long for their own good
>>124216691https://youtu.be/wztg4CV1eCs?t=42sHnnnngggghhhBeen re-listening to CoB for a month now, I fucking love them Easily in my top 3 metal bands with Wintersun there
>>124216604Sorry sis, all we have to offer are 45+ year old OSDM baldcucks with brain damage, and punkfaggots who never had brains to damage anyways that don't even know what a chord is despite crying about "dissonance" all regardless of the fact they don't even know what that is.
>>124215262He likes watching animal abuse videos, as confirmed by his last.fm
>>124216664Pk videos in my MMO will bring metal back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLUQGG19uwo
Dissonance = anything that sounds bad
>>124215421>No GutulaxPathetic
>>124216065Yeah, one of my favourite songs to olay on guitar
>>124216215Acid and meth probably not heroin, but he's also a genius even though last good album was heretic
>>124216843Unironically true
What was the band where they said any subhuman buying or distributing their music was contributing to their own destruction? I think they were eastern euro Roman what's his name adjacent.
Barre chords are literally impossible if you are not a bodybuilder
death metal > black metal doom metal > black metalthrash metal > black metalheavy metal > black metalspeed metal > black metal power metal > black metal
>>124217459most children are able to play barre chords. literally git gud.
>>124215056Cooked on Phonics and Biomech are gems
i invented emo which is a kind of death metal.
Portal is planning to perform live again after x years of studio-only recording
>>124217721Who cares? Live shows are anti-music.
>>124217721Saw them 10 years ago. They were excellent.
>>124217707Correct.
>>124214946>Night VersesHah, not at all what I expected from the art. Cool stuff.
early Septicflesh makes me wet
>>124217739lose weight
>>124217912they unarguably fell off a cliff after the first album. That said Ophidian Wheel is kinda cool.
>>124217921Yet all the metalcucks at shows are obese or skinnyfat, curious!
>>124214921you need to listen to more black metal, sister
>>124214651I don't mind trannies after conversing with one in real life.
no black metal band is actually scary
>>124218100depends for whotroons, redditors and homosexuals start crying every time they encounter NSBM
Haunted house metal
Just dropping by to say that Techshit is gay.
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>>124218213Just assume most of these have ghosts or some shit.
Who here is ready for NBBMN?
>>124218265RABM only for me this year.
>RABM only for me this year.
>>124218275>>124218275>>124218275NEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>124218261I never cared for the minimalist packaging so many BM albums have.
>>124218265Me but im sad my topster2 charts wont load in the new topser 3 site so I dont even know what the hell i listened to the last few years for nbbmn
>>124213013>>124215483Best blastings of the thread
