Aryan NSBM princess edition>>124247449fag: you
I love ska punk.
>>124254614Grindcore threadGrindcore generalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EiIo9s8Lec
>>124254631we all love that here.
>>124254614Based chink
>>124254632Correct and based.
Kucky on his current family situation (direct quotation)>I must admit I am "constantly yelling" for more doritos from my mother, she doesn't know I have another hard day of "work" on 4chan owning the evil NSBM posters that aren't even on /metal/ this month
>>124254649Correct.
Blasting the gay shit to start the day off.
Artist: Kevin GatesAlbum: By Any Means 2Song: D U Down>I put dick all in yo stomach>Dick all in yo stomach>Pull yo hair>Slap yo ahh>Bih you betta not do no runnin
>>124254657>t. bewitched
>>124254649kek
What are the good Deicide albums? I would appreciate if only experts with objective opinions replied.
>>124254661The melanated are utterly corny in everyway, complete cringefest.
We hate rap shit here....except The Beastie Boys we love them here.>>124254670Deicide have no good albums.
>>124254649genuinely asking, are you less angry of a person when you made that original post?
>>124254675>Deicide have no good albums.Correct
>>124254674ur just scared of catching big Kev's meat missile to the kidney
>>124254679Only a homosexual with cock lust would write this line out, the melanated monkey you worship would probably call you a faggot himself.
>>124254663>t. YOU ARE A BIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>124254684actually, i believe he would put dick all in yo stomach
I'm new to this music
>>124254670Most of them are goodI th8nk legion is considered their best by most but for me it's once upon the cross or serpents
>>124254649HAHAHAHA
>>124254691incredibly mid week lass
>>124254691Certainly looks like a 14-year old slavshit /pol/tard's first attempt at a favorite black metal chart
>>124254649Another RABM victory bros
>>124254691You're trying too hard.>>124254700Yeah this.
>>124254700I mean I'm new to nsbm
>>124254664>>124254698gay and samefag
>>124254670First and legion are the only essential ones
>>124254699>>124254700>>124254705>t.
>>124254715
Border patrol officers on trying to catch Hector(direct quotation):>Look here boy, I pride myself on my ability to send them sum' bitches where they came from, but when we got a hold of that boy? He wouldn't stop talking about some damn "dissonant third wave hitleric black metal." Now what in tarnation is that? Hell, we just ended up lettin him go.
/metal/ - teenagers arguing
Only late In Flames is real.
Is there a bigger cringelord in metal?
>>124254729Based, this album was my shit in summer 2011 when I got my wisdom teeth out. In Flames are just generally shite, albeit.
Priest, Judas
>>124254739Diaper, shat
Nigga looking like Super Mario
>>124254744He recently lost 3 toes to diabetes.Not even kidding.
>>124254614That's a bug.
Why are Italians incapable of making good extreme metal?
is there a bigger sick cunt in metal?
>>124254758But Ad Nauseam is GOATed?
>>124254758Cripple Bastards mogs your favs
>>124254766Where to start with Ad Nauseam?>>124254768Never heard of em but where to start?
>>124254758mortuary drape, simple as
>>124254758Because extreme metal is gay and Italy has good taste and 3000 years of culture and refinement.
>>124254778Mortuary Drape are garbage. >>124254780Ok.
>>124254758For some reason they're only good at power metal and everything that's saccharine and very melodic
>>124254758https://youtu.be/A5NyDd_DJ60?si=8dgnQEBIQ2IAz4IdItalians were involved in the SPLITOTY
>>124254786>very melodicIt's called music, dumbo.
>>124254732Nodtveidt but he dead
>extremecels discover that music is supposed to have melody and sound good
>>124254780You're Romanian not roman bud
>>124254732KvarforthNattrammNodtveidtOh they're all Sweden
>>124254670None, all overated baldcuckery. Listen to Teitanblood insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvZOsAlmgro>>124254676I don't think its easy to quantify your own emotional variance very easily. I could potentially say I feel" better" in general because I have probably one of the most clean diets you can eat according to the current literature out there, my sleep schedule is perfectly timed, I don't have any stress in my life, no one I'm emotionally tied to, and other little plans and such I made are working out well enough. I'm hoping my 7 day fast over Christmas/new years I have planned goes well, the greatest answer to the decadence, gluttony, and commercialized holidays is total abstinence. I've been debating renting a cabin and leaving myself with nothing while I'm there.
>>124254783the drape mog
>>124254809Swedish* sorry brainfart
>>124254792>NYP on BandcampOoh, fuckyes.
>>124254775Most of their back catalogue is noiseshit and most of the later stuff is more-or-less straight grind with Wretched vocalsI would start with picrel for a nice middle groundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds1wpXQ7dg8
how fat was this nigga kek
Still blasting this side project from Psicosfera's guitarist, I think it might be better than the original band. So dreary and doomy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHeV-9KcKfc
>I've been debating renting a cabin and leaving myself with nothing while I'm there.Nigga is gonna make a Snorre goon cave to get away from his family
>>124254820>noiseshit>grindI'm intrigued but it'll probably be shit.
>>124254812>I've been debating renting a cabin and leaving myself with nothing while I'm there.Make sure to bring a shotgun if there's any suicidal thoughts.
>>124254801I'm român
>>124254830kek
>>124254839Maybe roma(gypsy)
Varg is gay and has AIDS.>>124254839You are brown.
>>124254812You seem like you have a desperate urge to talk to people about your life.Shame we are the only people left to talk to.No wonder you are so conflicted about coming here.
why don't you like me?
>>124254851>Varg is gay and has AIDS.Correct.
>>124254812Your problem is that you care. Just be zen, brooo.
>>124254855Not really, if someone asks about music I write out a paragraph or two for them as well. These threads are going to be complete worthless junk while K*cky and N*gro are here. A blogpost is a drop of shit in the shitriver at this point.
>>124254866I gave him the AIDS
>>124254830>hecky >familylol>>124254835>canada>gunslmao
>>124254758fleshgod apocalypse?
>>124254870Weedbro logic, however one line in particular I have found very useful in life was Marcus Aurelius's quote about figs that went something on about how figs fall from fig trees and bad actions from bad characters, what else should I expect? I understood how to navigate things much more easily based on that. Most people are not humans, they are like barely sentiment animals larping as human, I should not expect them to understand or have thoughts on whatever it is they are doing, in the same way I do not expect a dog to stop barking at trees, he is a dog, what else ought I expect from him? It applies to all of life even the small aspects. Someone slowing down to 1km/h just to turn right on a green light in the middle of nowhere? Hes a mongrel, what else should I expect from him? A mongrel is as a mongrel does, thats just how he always will be.
Nigga talking about Marcus Arelius oml u are on 4CHAN /METAL/Niggas here post pictures of their ASSHOLES
>>124254899>Marcus Aurelius's quote about figs that went something on about how figs fall from fig trees and bad actions from bad charactersThat's just ripped from the Bible.
>>124254872it's still interesting, since the only side we get to see of you is a character that you yourself once said is deliberately played into for kicks, or is that false info?
>>124254845>>124254851nopehttps://youtu.be/ktw5J4F367Q?t=56genrecheck, fellow chuds?
>Weedbro logic, however one line in particular I have found very useful in life was Marcus Aurelius's quote about figs that went something on about how figs fall from fig trees and bad actions from bad characters, what else should I expect? I understood how to navigate things much more easily based on that. Most people are not humans, they are like barely sentiment animals larping as human, I should not expect them to understand or have thoughts on whatever it is they are doing, in the same way I do not expect a dog to stop barking at trees, he is a dog, what else ought I expect from him?>It applies to all of life even the small aspects. Someone slowing down to 1km/h just to turn right on a green light in the middle of nowhere? Hes a mongrel, what else should I expect from him? A mongrel is as a mongrel does, thats just how he always will be.
>>124254915I doubt it, but the bible has some interesting lines, I like this particular quote from the bible myself "Whoever loves his life loses it, and whoever hates his life in this world will keep it for eternal life".
>>124254845>>124254851https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/român
>124254923I remember when people actually tried not to make their samefagging obvious
>>124254923On 4chan, every opinion initially exists in a superposition of serious and joke, and it will have been one of the two all along depending on the reaction it receives.
>>124254935I find it very noble of you that you try to prolong your miserable life in order to give us continued entertainment for decades to come
I'm literally smoking weed right now.>>124254935Jesus tells a parable about a fig tree and how one can be known by their fruits.
>>124254691your political taste has doomed you to mediocre music
Fig? More like fag.
incoming cringe blogpost
>>124254972based and weed pilled
>>124254988That's funny, you fucking guy.
>>124254744Looks Serbian.
>>124254923We all play characters on the internet and real life, how much is played up or down can depend on the day or situation. However the characters we play are still tied to some amount of truth. I don't believe in true trolls (or at the least they are very rare), only people who say things they believe in a manner that causes inflammation. >>124254972I don't think Jesus or Marcus were the first or last to mention fruit=actions parables. The important part in the bible is that your fruits you will be known to god and judged by him, while in stoicism it is about the grander narrative or logos of reality and about accepting things as they are clearly and rationally. Similar starting points, but different meanings and endings.>>124254954If I'm the best entertainment option you have maybe you live a very boring life.
>124255024Fuck off to /soc/ with your sobstories.
>>124254972>Jesusjesu dod
>>124254999checked + called it l m a o
>>124255030>filtered by philosophy and religion discussionKek the shitposter fears /lit/. Let me guess your next two posts: "p-pretentious!" and "y-your not that smart!". Mogged lmao.
Remember when he cried about offtopic discussion yesterday?
>>124255042Not a single point about my own personal life was in that post. You lost.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124255057no it was just person ideation that has nothing to do with metal music
>>124255024>I don't think Jesus or Marcus were the first or last to mention fruit=actions parables. That probably is true. Like how "logos" was used in John chapter one verse one, but as a concept was much older than when the Gospels were written. By the way, just to make this on topic, if you haven't listened to picrel yet, you really need to. It's not only Christian melodic dm, but it's some of the best dm, period.
>>124254949why single out 4chan? this behavior is basically what the internet has always been about. do you think it's somehow centric to this site only?
>>124255046thank you midwit sister
>>124255072Called it.
TP is big mad lmao
>>124255067Thank you for your totally meaningless input, tardsister.
>>124255066Cuz I'm here rn. I only really use Twitter outside of this so I don't feel the need to comment on every other social media.
>>124255095This nigga uses Twitter <clownface>
just jerked off to mom-son pornHEIL CHRIS BARNES
>>124255067Please stop posting your wank-material here, Hecmaphrodite
>>124254758Necrodeath>>124254889their whole symphonic gimmick is a bit kitsch, but I remember liking Oracles and Mafia, decent techshit
scriabin
>>124255128Nice snakes on the cover. Really cute.
Every BM band I actually like that I can think of atm (no semantic distinctions):>Venom>Bathory>Early Sarcofago>Early Sepultura>Blasphemy>Revenge>Caveman Cult>Infernal Coil>Abysmal Lord>Rotting Christ>Ultha>GBK>Absu>Wulkanaz>Gruzja>Gorgoroth >Vlad Tepes>Bilskirnir>Reaper>Trespasser>Iskra>Cobalt (probably my favorite 'real' black metal)>Impaled Nazarene>Marduk>Nocturnal Wanderer>Anaal Nathrakh but literally just the first album>Inquisition if it didn't have the frog vocals>Mystifier>Judas IscariotI am correct
>>124255137Not a single good band except Marduk, Vlad Tepes and Gorgoroth. Half not even black metal. Stalin would send you to gulag definitely.
>>124255137I listen to BM so infrequently I have forgotten what I like.My shortlist:>Burzum>Peste Noire>Satanic Warmaster>Blut Aus Nord first album>Ellende - Todbringer>whatever meme DSBM I remember when I want it
>>124255152>BANI tried with those guys but all their stuff is just kinda boring. Very talented guys but just not good writers imo.>>124255148If comrade Stalin had to gulag me it would've been for the good of the nation, so it's fine with me. I would accept whatever taste the people choose to re-educate me with as a patriot.
My favourite bm bands (in no specific order):>Bathory>Blasphemy>Mayhem>Conqueror>Revenge>Death Worship >Antichrist (CAN)>Diocletian >Mütiilation >Wolves in the Throne Room>Nirriti >Hellhammer >Warhammer >Leviathan>that one album by Sunn O)))>Martire>Immortal/I>Dominum Inferum
I'm a dog nowI'm a dog now
Could I get some metal with lyrics about America? Anti-Bush, anti-Reagan stuff, and stuff that reflects how especially fucking insane Americans are now, thank you.
>>124255137based list, all definitely black metal
>>124255247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7coVR8GeM
>Brotha Lynch Hung sample>Ice Spice flag >Blastage and slammage It should be illegal to record something this based https://youtu.be/JItBZ1LthsM?si=5JBQMj5lgnXqwI-Q>>124255249Yes
>>124255095Hi krvsty, I see you are ban-evading and IP hopping again, following your trip ban yesterday. I recall you accusing another poster of doing this.
>>124255266whatchu talm bout Willis
>>124255260Haven't heard anything this based since Synestia - The Poetic Edda.
>>124255247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il5UpfqxG74
>>124255065Yes sir, as Heraclitus says "it ever was and is and will be: ever-living fire, kindling in measures and being quenched in measures">melodic DMI did give the album a bit of a listen, and this Iron Maiden worship sucks. In terms of best christian metal bands I would say I favor theseReverorum Ib Malachthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tfa9_w0lE0Believerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrWW-MBnodMLengselhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1qhw9iykHo>>124255178>just not good writers imoOh yeah trust kucky the guy who listens to 30 second long shitpost "songs" and talking over 4/4 beats, thats who to look for about who can write or not L M F A O. >>124255063And so your concession is accepted.
This is basically Christian metal.
>>124255129Literally all his works are beloved here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO9WtS9y8Io
My favourite BM bands:>Inquisition>Cryptic slaughter
My favourite black metal band? Why, CHVRCHES, of course.
listening to batlord and eating a spicy chicken biscuit from chick fil awhat a wonderful saturday morning
>>124255346BASED >>124255312Knew I'd get a (you) from you for that lolBAN sux
>>124255352Metal.
>>124255352she looks like a fucking whore
>>124255356>listening to batlord and eating a spicy chicken biscuit from chick fil aListens to garbage and eats the same, many such cases.
>>124255386why are you gay?
>>124255374She is totally a whore bro.
Slayer - The antichrist
>>124255395>xhe puts the chemical factory they attempt to call "food" in xis stomach>xhe tries to call me gayThrash metal? Not black metal.Fast food slop only fit for your worst enemies? Not black metal.
who is the p diddy of metal
Reminder Show No Mercy is first wave.>>124255431Lars, calling it now.
>>124255431Reminder Overkill is first wave.>>124255431Lemmy, calling it now.
>>124255431hector
>>124255423>Not black metal.good thing we aren't in /nbbmn/ nerd
>>124255444Then we are all free to admit Hammerheart and TOTG was much better than The Return. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMilzgqgkpE
>>124254631Me too but now is not the time for that. Here listen to Stone Temple Pilots, Faith No More, or some Primus. That's closer.
Day 2 of /nbbmn/ and their thread is already ded. In past years it was the main general that would have been slow. And it's Saturday which is peak /metal/ posting hours, too.
>>124255455Sure but the return is still really good. You aren't one of those faggy tourists who ONLY listens to the best couple of albums in a bands discography are you?
>>124255431apparently the guy from YAITW but Dagon is the R Kelly of metal
>>124255470What's your opinion on Requiem?
>>124255460What don't you get about /mu/ being a dead fucking board retard? The only reason this place is "active" is because there are about 9 popsloppers who spam it with garbage all day.
>>124255470Why would I listen to 10th rate albums when there are better options inside and outside the discography?
>>124255494>Canadian
>>124255460Every year you make this claim, yet the evidence proves otherwise.
>>124255507>popslopper
>>124255508Correct.
>>124255512YWNBEUnlike a true Eurochad such as picrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDlTN0VyArU
>>124255530Not Metal. Not European.Pure Pottery.
>>124255540Alex is a Swedish national and thusly more European than you will ever be from your Punjabi shithole in Ontario Hail Wolverine Blues
>>124255491It was better than Octagon at least. Any thrash made past the early 90s is pretty mid though imo. >>124255498t. guy who parses metallum and only listens to albums with reviews of >90% instead of forming his own opinions
>>124255546>a china man born in africa is not an africanWhatever you tell yourself to sleep at night Kucky, you will always be a melanated mutt however and that album will never be metal.
>>124255559So true Latinx sister go Snorre
>>124255559>is not an africanI couldn't even write the lie myself and unconsciously wrote the truth.
>>124255555>parses metallum>xhe thinks I care about the opinions of baldcucks who give 90% to every album that exists. Baldcucks are disrespected and hated here.
Having a smoke. Got some Dying Fetus queued up. It's Saturday. /metal/ is bumping. Gonna have brekkie. Life is gud.
>>124255546This is day 2 of a very bad breakdown for you, krvsty. Has your meds ended again? Is your grandfather not home to get you help? Taking it out on this board is only making you worse.
Just bought the first Korn album what am I in for?
>>124255599Not metal.
>>124255584I just ate my second meal of Tendies and Mac (both gluten free) today, this time while listening to ATR.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2W2QGsgmdo
>>124255599Peak of metal.
>>124255599Buttrock.
>>124255609Holy fucking based. Metal.
I'm listening to Reign in blood and I'm pretty sure I will never be able to play any of these solos. How the fuck did some kids play this shit?
>>124255568You the type of nigga to put on that Bran Barr bullshit (idr what that dropkick Murphys metal was called) and talk about his Taig heritage even though he's living in Toronto next to Pakistani people
>>124255641they were on speed
>>124255642No idea what you are talking about schizo, is this poster right about your meds >>124255593
>>124255260those vocals are a lot more tolerable than I was expecting
ON THE STREETS OF ULSTERTHE BATTLE RAGES ONBRITISH PEOPLE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LANDFOUGHT IN TWO WORLD WARS FOR USFOUGHT AND DIED FOR BRITAINGOTTA HELP THEM SUPPORT THE RED HANDSMASHSMASHTHE IRA!SMASHSMASHTHE IRA!SMASH SMASHTHE IRA!REMEMBER THE VICTIMS OF THEIR BOMBS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdk_ckcwowA
How does this lil nigga do it, lads?
>>124255677Brutal/slam and melanin are made for each other. Non-white genre.
Eaten by Rats
>>124255599>this nigga buys music
>>124255773>t. poorfag
>>124255776I'd rather buy shirts/hoodies.
https://youtu.be/1u0vJfQfx4E?t=154https://youtu.be/2y027OWMSPk?t=103>>124255792>buying gay poorly fitting band shirts
>>124255822I'm sorry they only have Alibaba in Romania. Here we have something called Gildan, but your poor, brown, rucksack wearing type wouldn't understand.
>>124255849I think they wear old potato sacks in Romania
If you fit Gildan you are certainly fat and probably brown yourself.
OUT OF THE ARCANE MISTS OF PROPHECYTHE GUARDIANS WILL RISE
>>124254670Deicide self titled debut and Legion are essential listens.
OSDM and BDM are the superior forms of Death Metal
>>124256022>t. guy who listens to no metal at all
>>124256061Correct
>>124256022>BDM>Brutal death metal? or>Black/death metal?
>>124256071What do you think retard? How stupid are you?
>>124256071the former i do like Sacramentary Abolishment a lot thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZvWOxR48Fw
>>124256079>>124256087
RIDING ON THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
>>124255849I was referring to shirts from the band's official page, and they're still gay and poorly fitting and you look like a tool wearing them. Also get bombed by Lebanon kucky.
>>124255599Should have gotten the demo instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3SBT9w_XQ&ab_channel=FrostMediaProd
henlos
How do I get a metalhead bf? I am gay btw
>>124256117>I was referring to shirts from the band's official pageWhat about in other instances, you fucking guy?
>>124256137go to a Republican meet-up
has that anon made any progress playing frantic disembowelment?
>>124256117lolWe will mosh again!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7iNHw8QoQ>>124256137I recommend attending a First Fragment show in a Jute Gyte tee
>>124256117You're gay and poorly fitting, you fucking fag.
Why are black metal people so insufferable?
>>124256169They're loud, obnoxious, and violent
>>124256144I know republican meet-up is full of fags on grindr, is it true?
>>124256178So...Mexicans?
>>124256169>>124256178>>124256182>¡Ay dios mio! ¡Shut it down por favor!
Demolition Hammer - Tortured Existence
Is iced earth actually good or just shilled by right wingers because of Schaffer?
>>124255674What are your thoughts on his lyrics on the A-side of that 7"?
>>124256244buttrock power metal
>>124250002The main reason I like "I,Voidhanger" is that even if the release is mid, it at least has something I take away as slightly interesting, usually releases are never me dropping the album 15 seconds in. That being said recently I feel like there hasn't been much quality on it as before. Decent track, think I like their slower sections more than the blasty ones. I'll look out for the full album, might be something to make up for the label's lackluster year full of mostly garbo.>>124256244>Is iced earth actually goodWhat do you think retard? How stupid are you?
>>124256272Great question!
>>124256244it's good non-gay riffy power metal
>228 replies >no BLASTING Disappointing tb h
>>124256334/schizo/ has no reason to have a blasting post, no music is being discussed here, only politics from kucky in his buck broken butthurt over NSBM. Feel free to blog and post cancer, its all thats left to do.
>>124255599I’m back from listening it’s quite good
>>124256354Shut the fuck up.
>>124256363Truth hurts eh Iass? Bet if you post Taylor Swift you will get more replies than anything metal related. Feel free to test it yourself kek.
this makes the work which transforms god sound like mallcore
>>124256334>blastingpointless as the FAQ, should drop this tradition just like everything else.
>>124256369You're mad.
>>124256376>loudness wars: the albumNothing more mallcore than that mastering. Garbage.
>>124256387>popslopper spams the woman he wishes he wasImagine my shock.
>>124256334Blasting silence rn.
>>124256404If you don't enjoy listening to hot women sing, you are in fact the gay one.
LITTLE GERMAN BOYBEING PUSHED AROUNDLITTLE GERMAN BOYIN A GERMAN TOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNceJQXlxlk
>>124256315I expected non-answer: you obviously couldn't agree nor support them.
>>124256417I don't listen with my eyes, and you aren't listening period if you enjoy that garbage.
>>124256334Sounds of my keyboard tbqh.
>>124256429correcti'm a shut up and play kinda guy n e ways tho
>>124256433Ok whatever you say diapershitter. Bet you're a raging Judas Priest fan.
>>124256334
>>124256452Todays my lucky day, I am accused of not only liking baldcuckery, but Judiac Prophet of all the shittiest overated boomer bands to exist.
>>124256376AoP have always mogged BAN. The Ichneumon Method came out the same time as TWWTG and of course all the tourists and posers flocked to the trendy album instead of the brilliant one. That's the metal scene for you though, brainless followers, crap like BAN gets to grift off morons and who will slurp up any shit they shovel out while the actually good bands fall by the wayside.
>>124256169they are all midwits with a gigantic ego
>>124256424basado
>>124256480trvth
>>124256469>who will slurp up any shit they shovel outYou mean like AoP who think more loudness = good? Sorry to burst your bubble Iass, but TWWTG was already predicted years before on Mystical Beast which is before The Ichneumon Method was even put out lmao. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATabLZJpxBQYou want to talk about trendy? AoP being a loud obnoxious shit album mastered worse than the worst radio buttrock was literally the trend at the time. Kill yourself you ignorant mongrel.
>>124256442You>i'm a shut up and play kinda guy n e ways tho>>124256465Also you.
>>124256517Hes literally just here to push politics on the general, he does not listen to any metal.
>>124256517Correct
>>124256530ULTRA BASED
>>124256469In fact everything about AoP was a trend at the time, loud, ultrafast, norsecore, with industrial elements was literally THE trend of the early 2000s BM with nearly every Norweigian band carrying that out in one project or another. But here on /shreddit/ aka /schizo/ we instead don't even know Mystical Beast of Rebellion was an album, but also are simply contrarian for the sake of itself so we prop up garbage shite like AoP as innovative despite them being the exact opposite of such a thing. Want a non-trendy album that never caught on and probably never will because of metalcuck riff mindrot? MoRT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbzxZ4Zo5WE
>>124255822>>buying gay poorly fitting band shirtsThings only fit you poorly on accounts of you being grossly obese and probably disfigured
uh ohheccy angy *weedledeedles on a fretboard like a parent would jingle keys in front of a toddler*
>>124256307I think someone needs a nap
But why do I ever bother correcting mongrels? After all, no one here listens to music. Its just popsloppers and baldcucks with no knowledge about anything and political rejects who can't hack it on /pol/. Literally I'm surrounded by morons.
>>124256575Fucking hell you really will swallow up literally ANY dissoslop won't you, even BaN's forgettable runoff material that only works as a sleeping aidHonestly think I could produce an album of me shitting into the toilet, add some misplaced guitar twangs, a "fuck jews" for good measure, and you'd worship it as an innovative peak of music as an artform
WE'LL GO SCREAMING THROUGH THE GATES OF HELLWE GOT FIRE IN OUR VEINS
>>124256608>Honestly think I could produce an album of me shitting into the toilet, add some misplaced guitar twangs, a "fuck jews" for good measure, and you'd worship it as an innovative peak of music as an artformlooooooooooooooooooooolit's funny cuz it's true
>>124256608Oh look, another popslopper who can't enjoy a non-trendy album. What a surprise! Turns out what you really want is the most trendy poppy pile of shit possible, you feign the act of interest in innovation, but really its a contrarian coat to hide your love your mediocre and middling albums that are nothing else but a trend. Varg:>The so-called black metal bands were supposed to all be original; they were all supposed to bring something unique and special to the scene.Snorre:>I think that Black Metal is too narrow. And I think that was not the idea at the beginning with Black MetalVindsval:>Do you think you'll make Black Metal by endlessly copying A Blaze In The Northern Sky? You make Darkthrone, not Black Metal!Adam Kalmbach:>Black metal as a genre has a certain respect for idiosyncrasy and adventurousness built into its foundations, where artists can pursue individual creative goals wherever they may lead and the main audience expectation is that the artists remain indifferent to audience expectation.Ildjarn:>Shouldn’t this scene be intimidating and awake some fear? It has evolved into pop music, featured on the charts and for everybody to “enjoy”... it just destroys the music, not its listeners.
I'm a cool guy, I like black metal.
Hector on being beaten senseless with his Abuela's shoe for refusing to turn down the Jute Gyte(direct quotation):>OW OW OW OW OW STOP PLEASE I'M SORRY OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Go annoy the other thread, Heck.
hear me out: Motorhead
>>124256736Based first wave black metal fan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlzTET_8SQg
I went to the store in a cum stained t-shirt and this is the first time the cute cashier girl gave me a kind smile while handing me the receiptheil chris barnes
>>124256768based frog autist
>>124256768She was trying to contain her laughter because you're such a slob
>>124256768>redditfr*g>blogpost>buttmetal vocalist mentionedCongratulations you fucking disgrace.
>>124256783>barnes CC>buttmetalI'd heem you
>>124256818>heem poster still pretending he could heem anyone while admitting hes a 5'9" brownlet
Man the s/t trilogy on here is some top tier shit. I love how the leads just barely peak out over the wall of guitar noise in the mix with just enough clarity to make the melody out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p14H2-blLxo
>>124254700Your post smells like latkes. You are not even hear to discuss metal, just kvetch
>>124256829I'm 5'4, not brown and would kick the shit out of you
I now we hate shows here but I have one chance to see 'Tristan' performed so I must break the rules
>>124257000Not metal.
>>124257028>Black metal isn't metalIf you say so
>>124257040>punk is black metalYou wish.
>>124257046But that isn't a punk record
>>124257061Kucky I opened it up and the literal first thing I hear are punk beats. Who are you attempting to fool here, yourself? NBM. Not metal.
>>124257070It's about as punk as ildjarn
>>124257070>punk beatslmao blackies completely lost their minds
>>124257096>If the black metal plays metal its actually punk because of my political mindrot>if the "black metal" plays literal punk drum beats and plays hardcore over top of it, its metal because I didn't take my meds todayThank you /pol/sister.
>>124257103yeah I don't think he realizes what he's implying when he says that
this kills the incelalso>USA>they are all brownKEK, pottery
>>124257121>>124257103This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ar2yhwpnSo is not black metal. Punk is NBM. First wave is NBM. War Metal is NBM.
>>124257139Weren't you telling me the d-beat was just Motorhead and Venom's thing a couple of years ago? Now it's punk? Make up your mind dude.
>>124257175>Motorhead and VenomNBM.
>>124257182You're just skirting around the fact that you just said d beats and skank beats are "punk beats"
>>124256272Total support here. The theme must be extended beyond Britain.
>>124256586On the contrary, they make band shirts for fatasses. If you look normal like me it looks like you're wearing an ugly bag.
>>124257200They are traditionally yes, it is also true that they just stole them from Motorhead and tried to make an entire genre based around a single drum beat, it is also true that this beat is NBM and any """"black metal"""" that includes them are automatically NBM. The person who has more to answer to is yourself where in one breath you declare all of black metal to be punk, yet you throw some punk diapershitting garbage up here and call it metal. Technically I should pressure you on this, but the reality is that I know you have no coherent view on anything because you don't listen to metal at all to begin with. Its all /pol/ mindrot for you, music is completely irrelevant to you.
>>124257256>They are traditionally yesNo. Skank beats and d beats aren't inherently this or that. Both are older than metal and punk rock entirely.>it is also true that they just stole them from Motorhead And I suppose Motorhead stole it from The Byrds>And tried to make an entire genre based around a single drum beatThis is just a stupid way to view how genres emerge. There was never a meeting where it was collectively agreed upon to attempt to develop a new genre called "d-beat." You had a bunch of bands with the same handful of influences who laid the brickwork for what would later become a proper subgenre. Hell, half of the forebearers that become influential to crust and d-beat weren't even d-beat bands themselves (most notably The Exploited and GBH). Even the autists in Norway who convinced themselves they were creating something new were only the products of developments from Bathory and Brazil.>it is also true that this beat is NBM and any """"black metal"""" that includes them are automatically NBM.Autism
>>124257319>There was never a meeting where it was collectively agreed upon to attempt to develop a new genre called "d-beat."No, there was just a bunch of trend hoppers all collectively sucking each others cocks to make the deadest boomer genre to ever exist based around one drum beat and then die immediately after the old faggots got bored of the wrinkled gimmick. >Bathory and Brazil.NBM, have nothing to do with black metal. I don't remember a single black metal riff on any of these albums.>Skank beats and d beats aren't inherently this or that.Whatever you say kucky.>And I suppose Motorhead stole it from The ByrdsDon't know who these diapershitters are, but I doubt they have a double bass.
>>124257026Why do we hate shows here?
I'm making good progress on my low growls, but I have no idea how to do mid and high screams. pls help.
>>124257375Just giv er bud
>>124257375where do you practice? do you live in the middle of the woods?
>>124255648Methheads only play video games though
>>124257359So you have one point here>I don't remember a single black metal riff on any of these albums.And that's about it. Obviously you aren't going to find riffs typical of Norwegian Black Metal in Brazilian Black Metal which predates it (but you can find some on that Master's Hammer record, funnily enough). The point is that the Norwegians took an already-existing style of music and simply developed it further. If you want to harp on about the "black metal riff" (which is really just the Norwegian-style riff) and it's essentiality to all black, then all you do is betray that you have an entirely impractical and ideological conception of what "black metal" is.
Jute Gyte
>>124257392Acktshually speed is pure amphetamine paste that is a much better drug for you than meff.
>>124257427Degenerates like you should die
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>>124257406>brazilian black metalDoesn't exist, only Brazilian thrash.>Norwegians took an already-existing style of music Where where the black metal riffs before Norway? I actually know of a few, and none are in Punk, Brazil, or certainly zero in any thrash band like Bathory. >it's essentiality to all blackIt is, metal is determined by the guitarists and the submission of all the other instruments to the guitarist. In pozzakian terms drums become a "timekeeping role".
>>124257440>>124257440>>124257440NU
>>124257459I can't really help you if you insist on viewing such things detached from the science of history, bud. I can only recommend you some corrective literature.https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1845/german-ideology/
>calls speed freaks degenerate when it's literally ADHD medication>meanwhile the nazis were huge recreational meth users
>>124257496>links to his /pol/mindrot that has nothing to do with music because hes too dumb for a music conversation on /mu/ and too stupid for a political conversation on /pol/Another Kucky moment.
>>124257527Not really. You're welcome to read the work scholastically and disregard the political conclusions. Marxism is scientific and not ideological, after all.
>>124257541Jesus christ you sad ideologue. Literally retch inducing christian-tier shilling.
>>124257567I'm not an ideologue, though. Saying that is like saying evolution is ideological.
>>124257603>>>/pol/
>>124257610Can you post the next reply with another cartoon girl, my 30+ year old comrade?
>>124257657>>>/pol/
Metallica
>>124257663ykw tranime exists and thus confirms the existence of lower art. i kneel.
>>124257690>>>/pol/
>>124257693I love Jute Gyte
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