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This is now a Coach Z thread.
The Z stands for kill yourzelf.

>>124415918
seethe harder coach z, you're a literal simp not to mention a disgusting creep who no one likes. marzipan will never choose you

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>>124415836
Lately, I've independently arrived at the conclusion that this song is better than CAN, Jimi Hendrix, and Quicksilver Messenger Service

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>>124420502
I'm not a virgin. fuck you

>>124420486
based

>>124423359
>>124425294
>They're not aware of how obvious the tard rage here is
>threatened by complex art so reverts back to childlike state in order to avoid depressive likely suicidal thinking

>>124425305
No one here is threatened by complex art. We’re all Beefpilled intellectuals.

>>124425305
how is me BTFOing you "tard rage"? just admit you were filtered and move on

>>124425313
>Retarded Banging and Screeching Noises that I force the people around me to treat as complex art through fit throwing

That just proves your mentally disabled lol.

>>124425319
You responded in the bitchiest most unconvincing way possible lol.

>>124425326
*you’re

>>124425394
If you're pretending to like Beefhesrt as a grown adult man still then the second category is solid advice. Will cure you of that probably.

>>124425406
well do you like the meme

Don't Feed the Trolls

>>124425326
>Retarded Banging and Screeching Noises
nice description of Can. and fuck you again for calling me a virgin. you don't fucking know me fucker

>>124425641
Lol ok,name two songs by CAN that aren't Amun or Peeking O right now. What part of Future Days or Soon over Bulma would be like this? Barely even heard them.

>>124425641
>"you don't fucking know me fucker"

Proving the exact opposite of what you think it is desu. I'm assuming at this point you don't know any? Not even Paperhouse? Lol ok.

>>124426047
ok, there's that one song that's like 20 minutes long, what's it called again? hallelujah? that shit fucking sucks and is essentially just a bunch of random sounds thrown on top of a stolen funk groove. there's also that mushroom song which is essentially just hallelujah but shorter

>>124426170
Lol,you couldn't. Stay filtered retard.

>>124426206
I literally just did what you asked me to moron

>>124426238
After clearly googling it and still none of these are off of Future Days. I get that you're mentally challenged though. Can't expect a Dreamtheater Fan to understand the assignment exactly lol.

>>124426238
"Bro" is going into tard rage and quoting things he saw in memes at me again. Very knowledgeable guy clearly.

>>124426540
you said name two songs that aren't aughn or peking o and I did. I've never heard future days or "soon over babaluma" but judging by everything else can('t) put out I can safely assume they're more sporkcore boomer shit

>>124426568
Lol ok. Basically implicitly admitted you've never heard Future Days here. Shi5 is practically Elevator Music. If they only had one album I guess you would have like exactly half of a point about the second half of tago mago.

>>124426568
> I can safely assume they're more sporkcore boomer shit
Yup you got it

>>124426568
You listen to Dreamtheater. You are clearly mentally disabled somehow. That's usually how that goes same with Tool,or you always had a severe inferiority complex. You probably just got threatened by it.

>>124426585
whatever man, I have too much shit going on to listen to 50 albums of random noise

>>124426602
Holy projection lol

>>124426587
>>124426615
>>124426624
>Guy who's been institutionalized five times for "male loneliness" in the late 2 years trying to talk shit

>>124426568
*Aumn

I said name songs that are from Future Days aswell lol.

>>124426630
>>Guy who's been institutionalized five times for "male loneliness"
that's a fucking cheap shot but ok. that shit was completely out of my control anyways, it's not like I can just press a button and all of a sudden get a gf and a solid friend group, but ok man. at least I can handle mainstream prog without getting filtered by its complexity

*Aumgn (shit lol) (still closer than what you said though)

>>124426661
Lol ok. Not reading this but sure. Conversation ended. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>124426677
>Not reading this
you can't even give a serious rebuttal because you're too stupid

>>124426687
Right,but you've virtually never actually listened to CAN so the point was mute to begin with. Literally not retarded or dumbed down enough to be accsessible for you.

>>124426677
Can we admit you guys all hate The Dovers because they sang about getting girls and pussy a lot whereas The Beatles sang about Hand Holding and being le heckin epic crabo shy boys? I learned to like SOME Kinks stuff but same running theory there aswell.

>>124426723
I've heard both of those actually, I just forgot about it because they're both forgettable albums of random sporkcore boomer noodling

>>124426749
Right,so anyway you've never even heard Future Days or Soundtracks lol. You heard maybe one or two tracks off Tago Mago and that's it. You didn't even listen to the full album. You have zero concept of what you're talking about.

>"uhhh yeah I did"

You obviously didn't though.

>>124426749
You listen to both Beefheart and Dreamtheater unironically. You are definetely some kind of mentally disabled. If it was one or the other and not also Zappa maybe sure but there's just no way.

>>124426762
>You obviously didn't though.
yes I did, I remember it like it was yesterday

>>124426785
Ok.

>>124426792
yeah that's what I fucking thought asshole. get btsfid agaub loser

>>124426828
Lmao I'll accept thst as a "concession" of sorts I guess. Of your own life. Some kind of reflection of that. You're quite literally the one too retarded to actually listen to full album it now seems like too.

>>124426777
name one thing wrong with any of those artists from a music theory standpoint. oh wait, you don't know anything about music theory and that's why you got filtered in the first place

>>124426828
>"btsfid agaub"

I'm sorry,are you a Hairy Potter Guy,a MLP Guy,or a Star Trek Guy? I'm not spending as much time in hobby shops as you are so I don't know who that is. Us he a charecter from Dungeons and Dragons? I'm guessing Btsfid Agaub is some kind of orc who mostly uses range attacks?

>>124426843
Tard Rage+Everything+you kinda alresdy lost the argument I don't really need to engage you anymore. No melody and no sense of pacing,sequencing,or placement obviously. That's why you like it. It's "smart" (superficially) music that even you can understand. It's sort of like IDM or Dubsteo or whatever in that sense. Helps you feel like a BIG STRONG BOY right?

>>124426843
Literally tard rage/viegin with rage/down syndrome music for guys who can't pay attention for more than 30 seconds without having something shiny flashed in their faces. I assume you own either funkos or anime figurines without any irony based on this. You like these things because there is something basically defective with you b

>>124426870
>>124426886
no mention of music theory. what a surprise. all just layman conjecture. sad!

>>124426916
Right,so anyway you've never actually listened to CAN. I'm sorry I couldn't explain it in a way that was more incel or discord though. I know it needs to be erhm actually and extremely literal for you to process it.

>>124426916
Yea he doesn’t know anything but insists he does. Question him and he just insults everyone and calls them virgins and says they like anime so their opinion isn’t as important as his. Nicosperg doesn’t know much about anything and just comes here to meltdown and vent his shitty life onto us all. He really needs to be permabanned and institutionalized

>>124426951
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>>124426951
>Yea he doesn’t know anything
you listen to dream theater my guy

>>124426976
Bro hasn't heard in of CANs most both critically acclaimed and easiest listening and most accssessinle albums which as it happens categorically don't have a ton of overlap so you already know he's just shooting in the dark here. No way he'd genuinely know CAN and not be able to name Future Days off of Future Days.

>>124426976
He also doesn't know Paperhouse which is literally the first song that comes when you look them up. On par if I said I'd never heard Willie The Pimp or Muffin Man. CAN are largely remembered by the layman as just being "The Paperhouse Band",you wouldn't actually be able to avoid knowing about this song and what that much of them.

>>124426976
why’d you take your name off? because you know I’m right and you don’t know anything? you going to samefag and pretend to be other people? and still just throwing out the same tired insults and incorrect assumptions? is that why you took your cuckname off?

>>124427028
I'm not nico sperg you fucking idiot

>>124427031
He Jack's off to non humanoid cartoon charecters. Ofc he likes Deeamtheater.

A new pathetic low for nicosperg the samefag troll. Lmao

>>124427051
How? Everything I said was true. Guy doesn't know Future Days or Paperhouse he probably hasn't actually listened to CAN. You can go full tard rage about it or you can just accept that Dreamtheater are bad and weird. No shit you haven't done drugs,you don't even have an internal dialouge and probably read on the level of a 5th Grader.

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>>124427051
not him you fucking idiot

Hey guys I'm back from the mexican restaurant. Me and my girlfriend ate some carnitas, absolute scrumptious. They played "Do It Again" by Steely Dan in the restaurants so that was cool. Probably they're best song.
Now that I'm finally back I can turn my AI clone off. So what is this thread about even?

>>124427069
I already said I listened to both of them ffycjiugn moron

>>124427051
Now he’s posting from multiple phones to try and trick people into thinking someone agrees with him! More sad and pathetic moves from a certified loser! Lmao

>>124427173
I'm not him >>124427079

>>124427136
Decent try,you know I'm right though. Dreamtheater sucks and bro knows absolutely nothing about CAN. He hasn't even heard their most popular song which is on Tago Mago which he is pretending to have listened to in full nor Future Days,another one of their most famous albums and vy far the most acsessible album in their classic era. If you cannot name Future Days off of Future Days which is also one of the most popular songs off Future Days you're basically just bullshitting I'm sorry. It's like saying you hate The Beatled based entirely and only off of Blue Jay Way and Revolution 9 and then claiming to be some kind of expert about them. I know CAN were never nearly as popular but I fucking garuntee they made more money off Paperhouse than literally any of the songs this dude mentioned. Literally their most popular and most widely recognized. He heard snippets of the second half of tago mago from his discord served or whatever and that is it.

>>124427173
>"now he's posting from multiple phones"

Why would I have multiple phones to begin with? I work dead end jobs and I don't sell drugs. Most people who have multiple phones are either drug dealers or work for corporate. Why in a million years would I have multiple phones to begin with?

Using his mom’s phone to try and pretend to be other people. Sad!

>>124427218
Why would my mom want to help me do that? What would she gain by doing this?

>>124427191
Ain't she a beauty? The AI revolution makes winning arguments online really easy.
Anyways, official CAN guide from me.
Monster Movie is good but lackluster compared to...
Tago Mago, their 2nd best album
Now move on to Soundtracks which is their best.
Ege Bamyasi is squarely in 3rd.
Future Days is alright but way overrated on sites like Reddit,RYM,ETC. Moonshake is kinda boring desu.
Peel Sessions and Lost Tapes aren't bad if you REALLY want to be a completionist.
Stay based folks. Unless you're a fat retarded Zappa fan.

>>124427239
>filtered by s/t

lil bro is so annoying to everyone in his life that people just give him what he wants to shut him up. nicosperg is gotta be massively overweight and probably never had sex. he must like anime too lmao

>>124427239
Soundtracks is pretty good I will give you that. I would say more consistent but less groundbreaking maybe but also just a fucking good album. Love Deadlock and Tango Whiskeyman especially. Those are probably two of my all time favorite songs by CAN.

>>124427261
>listening to post-Damo CAN

>>124427079
this screenshot doesn't prove anything tho

>>124427263
>Repeating back things I said to you
>Me pointing out that you couldn't feasibly know who CAN are and have genuinely never heard Paperhouse is me coping instead of just being right

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>>124427292
here's more proof retard

>>124427284
Soon over Bulma has some cool moments but that's it. They didn't fall off immediately after Damo left but imo pretty shortly after. Anyway Paperhouse is one of only 3 CAN Songs to have over a Million Views. He also wildly and brutally misspelled Amugn,there is no way he's ever actually listened to CAN. He heard a couple snippets from a meme video or something or his discord "friends".

>>124427298
I’m not even that poster you stupid faggot

>>124427338
I mean me being right and completely grounded and other anon and you being obnoxious and clueless retards would not enforce that would it?

>>124427302
lmao i really don't think you understand how this website works

>>124427302
It's one of their most popular songs by a fucking huge margin. He also called Amugn "Ambgan" or some shit. Bro also hadn't heard fucking Future Days lol.

Why do you value being right? Someone taught you that right is good and not right is bad.

>>124427370
>Translation:"I am an angry manchild with no context for real life or anything remotely useful."

>>124427388
Really makes yuo thinek......

>>124427407
That’s what you look like? So you really are projecting…

>>124427388
yeah man nothing more bizarre than someone thinking "being right is good"

Nerve Status?

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>>124427434
No. It's some other guy from a previous thread. Also got this absolute unit.

Lil bro got a bear fetish lmao

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>>124427434
Nice deflection though. Could be a picture of you even.

>>124427487
>Deflecting violently because I pointed out the people who disagree with me on these ideas about music tend to be morbidly obeese and visibly retarded

Yeah ok,Epic Zappa Moments and where to find them.

>>124427488
>these are the guys who spend hours replying to based nico chad
lol you hate to see it

>>124427543
Put your name back on nicocuck

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>>124427551
not him

>>124427543
Thank you fellow Sperg-Chad.

>>124427488
I still look better than you loser

actually quite the disappointment. seriously is it this hard to ignore bait? this thread could've died with 6 replies if it weren't for yous all being stupid. you'd think the terminally online generation would have knowledge of how to use the internet.

>>124427625
how is OP bait? literally just about how he loves marzipan

>>124427619
You look like a retarded manchild who can't take care of himself. I really hope that's not the case. Maybe I should start going to the gym again if it is.
>>124427625
You'd think the retarded 40 year old manchild who doesn't leave their houses generation would be less obsessed with the fucking Beach Boys since they can't swim and don't leave their houses.

>>124427638
isn't that a type of cake?

>>124427638
It’s to bait the sperg into melting down about can and dreamtheater and anime and being an overall failure at life

>>124427638
It's a sad and desperate bid for my attention,I'm taking the bait but it would be more cruel on my part jot to if anything. Probably the most conversation this guy has had in years.
>>124427664

>>124427638
It's a sad and desperate bid for my attention,I'm taking the bait but it would be more cruel on my part jot to if anything. Probably the most conversation this guy has had in years.
>>124427664
So far it'd just been Captain retardo and Dreamtheater Defense Leauge doing that at my objectively true facts and logic lmao. Sure ig. I'm glad you have someone to talk to at least. If I wasn't here who knows what you might do right?

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trying to get in your head is a common tactic. pay it no mind and move on.

>"being an overall failure at life"
>49 Year Old Stemlord bugman who has nothing in his life other than his computer support job saying this

Kinda told on yourself by unironically enjoying Dreamtheater openly ngl.

>>124427663
character from homestar runner
>>124427664
if that were the case why not make the OP about can or dream theater or whatever? why make it about marzipan?

>>124427697
Nicosperg wants to fuck cartoon characters

>>124427697
i think its like a mascot sort of thing. like the d.a.r.e. lion

>>124427651
yeah, I'm not the best looking guy in the world but I'm at least a solid 6 and I'm willing to bet you're a 4 or lower lol

>>124427716
Pure projection
>>124427718
>>124415836
It's whatever this thing is. Appears to be a charecter from "Homestar Runner" which is like Hasbin Hotel for old people.

>>124427722
You solidly might have down syndrome or something judging by your appearance. Have you tried bumping that down to a 4? Maybe get on a diet too?

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>>124427488
lol

Now the projector king is saying other people are projecting lmao you can’t make it up

>>124427744
I'm at a healthy weight according to my doctor and I've had numerous women slide in my DMs but whatever dude

>>124427753
You have a very soft face for a man. Kinda helps because otherwise you'd look like a serial rapist. I think you'd need to be physically disfigured or something to be much worse.

>>124427760
Your doctors are very kind men for telling you that. Have you tried not eating chicken tendies for every meal yet? Maybe get some eggs and beans in there?

>>124427760
>"I've had numerous women slide in my DMs but whatever dude"

Describe several of them in great detail within the next 5 minutes lol.

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the only way to beat this boss fight is to do nothing

>>124427787
what the fuck do you want me to say lol. they're attractive women in their mid 20

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>>124427794
will listening to peter gabriel help me overcome this boss?

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>>124427818
yes, but you also have to sit in the peter gabriel chair

>>124427816
>"In their mid 20"
>"Attractive"

They look like you don't they?

>>124427818
>>124427829
Having any remote idea about music ir even just the bands i mention might also help,just saying.

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>>124427829
gladly

>>124427818
>>124427829
>>124427863
let me guess, you watch chainsaw man

>>124427831
well i am mid 20s and attractive, so it would be an accurate description.

>>124427863
Will this suit fit him?

>>124427744
>>124427764
>>124427778
You insult people’s appearance for thousands of posts over the past year. Post a recent pic of yourself or fuck off already you hypocrite faggot

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>>124427881
we'll make it fit

>>124427874
>>124427407
>>124427488
Lol

>>124427891
L for homophobia

>>124427891
>>124427898

>>124427891
He’s far too cowardly to show himself

>>124427934
I'm just not retarded enough to do this. It's literally because you lack common sense.

>>124427965
Then stop insulting people’s appearance. Simple as

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i just think peter gabriel is neat. it is very cool of dream theater to do an homage to his song "solsbury hill" with their own song "solitary shell"

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>>124428005
what'll happen when he suddenly gains 10 more eyes?

>>124427989
Because you're retarded enough to post a picture of yourself on 4Chan and those pictures are extremely extremely unflattering? Seems like your own failure there.

>>124428005
Genesis sucks ass aswell btw.

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>>124428015
that's just ten steps closer to the panopticom, my friend.

Nico, bud, you need to stop bumping this shit. Are you on medication?

>>124428016
That anon isnt me. But you call everyone morbidly obese more than you say anything else, and with how much you obviously project your insecurities it stands to reason that you are morbidly obese yourself. So put up or shut up bitch

Why are the Marzipan threads 100% guaranteed sperg magnets.

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>>124428027
i wouldn't say they suck, they were extremely influential and innovative for a band that started with a bunch of high school kids. they might seem trite in the modern day when comparing them to the works that were inspired and built on the foundations laid by them, and the post-gabriel pop era of genesis is also kind of boring. but peter really flourished when he went solo, and no one has really been able to be as emotionally resonant as him.

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>>124428042
i knew he'd come clawing back....

I hate how Nico Sperg has to ruin a perfectly good Marzipan thread every time. You're OFF TOPIC SON

>>124428050
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>>124427468
Wow I wonder why.

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>>124428125
NO PHIL NOOOOOO

>>124428124
Fear I guess but I'd way way rather listen to Gentle Giant.

>>124428151
Post torso or gtfo

>>124428161
Gentle Giant fucking sucks ass

>>124428167
I'm not an incel so I don't really do that much. :)

>>124428170
They were actually capable of songwritting,Genesis were not. It sounds completely cardboard to me.

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>>124428161
peter gabriel's solo career and gentle giant are miles apart, my friend. we aren't talking about genesis here, we are talking about gabriel.

>>124428191
That doesn’t even make sense. Stop insulting other anons unless you can prove you aren’t what you say other anons are. Until then, shut the fuck up you hypocrite

>>124428203
Ahh ok. Fair enough. I just assumed given the comment about The Beach Boys creating prog or whatever that they came up somehow. I misread the conversation. You're right in that case,it's not really comparable and came way later and built on a lot of things Gentle Giant probably weren't building on.

>>124428210
It makes total sense you're just not very smart. Anyway,Dreamtheater Runner isn't exactly versed in CAN so I kinda won the actual conversation hours ago.

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>>124428152
DYKG (Did You Know Gabriel)
He's been skydiving???

>>124428230
I wish. Morelike skinny.

>>124428230
>poverty mirror
you are probably the imposter so imagine how poor and dirty the actual nicofags mirror is LMAO

>>124428203
I just assumed given the context of CAN and Dreamtheater prior that we were talking about Prog Era but that's fair I guess. Not sure how it came up though.

>>124428230
why does one half of your body kind of go inwards but the other doesn't

>>124428228
You actually lost, you’ve never won anything. You are a loser that’s spending Saturday night arguing about gentle giant you dumb piece of shit lmao

>>124428230
such a tiny little room for a tiny little man

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>>124427891
not showing my face for obvious reasons, but here’s my physique. easily mogs all of you chainsaw man watching zappa autists

>>124428254
>is too retarded to understand the concept of songwritting
>claims to know CAN and have listened to them before but has never heard Future Days or Paperhouse

No you were pretty clearly not there enough to even have the conversation.

>>124428288
That wasn’t me for the millionth time you stupid retard

>>124428254
>"You're a lsoer spending Saturday night"

Got invited to a party but decided not to. When was the last time you even went outside dude?

>>124428221
>>124428247
the spirit of prog never left gabriel, but he continued to innovate, unlike a lot of his contemporaries who stagnated because they didn't the core of the genre and instead tried to imitate a particular sound, which ironically is antithetical to the spirit of prog. dreamtheater DID have a song that was basically a retread of a gabriel song. also, dream theater members john petrucci and jordan rudess were in another group called liquid tension experiment with frequent gabriel (and king crimson and many others) collaborator, bassist tony levin.

>>124428292
Point still stands

>>124428297
I’m outside right now. Why didn’t you go? Too poor and retarded?

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>>124428233
Is this real?

>>124428321
You're definetely not.

>>124428320
No it doesn’t. You lost and you are a loser lmao

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>>124428233
>>124428323
holy sshit, look at him go. really brings a smile to my face.

>>124428332
It definetely does.
>>124428321
Thank you ocky sigma rizz annon. Have you ever actually been to a party ever?

>>124428275
>nico sperg is a chad
beefheartsisters...

Keep melting for me lmao you fucking loser hahaha

>>124428372
>t. marzipan

>>124428372
>melting

So in other words you haven't,your a 40 year old virgin,and you have mental Retardation? Saying "melty" at all is a more a sign you have some kind of Retardation or SOMETHING than it really says anything about me. I'm glad you could be honest for once if only implicitly though. It must be hard for you.

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>>124428380
Same energy

>>124428397
you lost

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>>124428415
Not the actual conversation since most Dreamtheater Fans are too mentally challenged to have actually listened to CAN,no.

>>124428275
Lmao this nigga got moobs

>>124428410
imagine saving all these images of fat creeps to your computer. very mentally ill behaviour.

>>124428440
Yup. Total creepy behavior from a massive loser

>>124428440
That's right,you're a creep and belong in a mental institution. Dreamtheater Homestar Runner Zappa epic yelling meme songs some incelshit bottom text

>>124428448
You're coping because you're a gigavirgin who looks like this. I saved it because toj guys kept photo editing yourselves lmao.

>>124428408
be a good thread and give me more album covers that i can shoop

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>>124428408
keep em comin

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>>124428475
you know what to do

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>>124428475

>open thread and expect comfy homestar runner discussion
>it's another nico sperg meltdown session
sigh

>>124428451
>even more projection
lol he’s shook

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>>124428475
i love you

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>>124428275
nice tits

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>>124428673
>>124428683
neither of these are what i expected, but i like it. here's another for you.

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>>124428439
>>124428614
*pecs

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>>124428775
some fine work, lou.

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>>124428832

good day to you

>>124428517
Whatever makes you feel better ;)

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>>124428714
>>124428775
>>124428935

>>124428498
>>>/r/hazbinhotel

>>124429304
Based,you fucking tell em.

>>124429304
Jokes aside though it is unironically kinda depressing from a cultural standpoint that this many people are on the hasbin hotel reddit to begin with or that it has a reddit. Like I know reddit is cringe or whatever in of itself but COVID really made everything sader.

>>124429356
yeah something I've noticed is that a lot of people these days choose to retreat into their childhood essentially

>>124429334
says the one who likes reddit shit like can and is too much of a mental baby to into dream theater

>>124429471
>CAN being reddit shit but not Dreamtheater
>Smart people enjoying Dreamtheater and not retards insecure about their intelligence for attention

>>124429728
how is dream theater remotely reddit? and can is absolutely reddit roflmao, 90% of their appeal is le wholesome homeless japanese man

>>124429769
>how is dreamthester remotely reddit
>infamous retarded smelled fanbase
>le unlistenable bug person facts and logic music nut nit actually smart or clever at all

If you weren't so retarded you would just know.

>>124429769
>"90% of their appeal is le wholesome homeless japanese man"

This is not remotely true,you're just too retarded to understand the musical appeal. I don't doubt that you think everybody else thinks like you do either.

>>124429944
>it.. it just IS reddit ok?!!?!
logical fallacy

>>124429984
It appeals to fat retards with no social skills,theory of mind,or history of employment and if they have been employed it's probsblynin tech. It's a symbol of fucking utter failure. If you were truly that intelligent you would be able to tell these songs are all lifeless and sound exactly the same,but it's a larp to you prettymuch.

>>124429999
>these songs are all lifeless and sound exactly the same
nicosperg describe dream theater without actually describing CAN challenge

>>124430045
Got em

>>124430045
>>124430078
>Tard Rage moment where we just spam random shit prettymuch

So Mushroomhead and Sing Swan Song sound remotely similar? I got that you're not the brightest but holy shit.

>>124426047
>>124427318
>soon over bulma
nice freudian slip anime nerd

>>124430045
Good job not debating the objectively true part though lol. Being tasteful and liking Dreamtheater are prettymuch exclusive to each other.

>>124430093
>Tard bangs his head on the ground and screams trying to convince himself everybody else's life is as sad as his

>>124430116
>gets called out and has no rebuttal so flings shit like an inbred monkey in a zoo
captcha:xmadx

>>124430196
I noticed you seem to talk in meme/retardspeak but ok. The average Dreamtheater Fan is a massive manchild though. Literally had a job where a guy was talking about Made in Abyss at work and he was a Dreamthester Fanboy. It's a sign you're not worth engaging.

>>124430275
I noticed you seem more acquainted with anime culture and conventions than the average person. it's a sign you're tryhard trying to wash your hands of what you originally were. literally went to a show once where the performer said "kawaii desu ne" in between songs and an (ugly) girl in front of me wearing a Future Days outfit made a noise of acknowledging she knew what it meant. gave me immense satisfaction to see, so I could tell you one day personally.

>>124428787
I'm going to start calling you Nico Tits Guy.

>>124430323
I noticed you seem to be shifting the topic lmao. Giv

>>124430323
Yea he’s a closeted anime pillow fag

>>124430323
Where did this happen? I could believe it depending but it's a big depending.

>>124430343
> Giv
lol

>>124430355
This is schizophrenic as fuck and says more about your social life that you chose to believe this.
>>124430372
My phone just spazzed out for no fucking reason. Like I said though I could believe it depending but I'd need more details.

>>124430365
Zebulon Cafe Concert, a degenerate venue in LA that used to be from NYC. they think they have a hipster scene there but it's full of nigger thug security guards that treat you like shit and everything there feels really impersonal. that's people who listen to that kind of music in a nutshell.

>>124430388
So you sexually harassed her and are mad she didn't reciprocate,got it. And I'm guessing she did for said African American gaurds of the general security?

>>124430388
>He's such a sad dysfunctional retard that he finds Dreamthester to be deep and personal

So you have no soul gotcha.

>>124430400
I didn't even interact with the ugly dyke bird, what gave you that impression? I just stood there being silently satisfied with myself. since you seem to be under the belief girls don't know can and shit like that.

>>124430415
It sounds like you resnt both her and the black security guards a lot dude,I very highly doubt that. It would be easier to assume you hit on there,she laughed you into oblivion,and then she hit on Mr.Blackguy McSecurutyGaurd the 420th desu.

>>124430415
She was a high flying bird way up in the sky?
>>124430415
I would assume you tried to smash,you failed,you emberassed yourself,and then the black security guards (im assuming this was one guy who was black and worked security and that youre being schizo about it) were able to tap. That seems to be the actual story here.

>>124430400
>>124430404
>>124430452
Nobody cares about you. Everyone who knows you just wants you to go away. You have not a single friend and your gf and mom are wasting their lives wiping your butt while you constantly shit yourself, like an actual baby throwing a tantrum. But your tantrum is over beefheart and zappa. You are the most worthless person that has ever existed and you have not a single thing of importance to say to anyone.

>>124430431
I just resent the guards for giving me shit for walking out with a paper cup of water when the sign on the backdoor only says NO ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES PAST THIS POINT, didn't say shit about fucking water but the low IQ monkey fuck couldn't comprehend a thought with more than one cognitive point. than the onions neckbeard checking people in at the door got in my face for raising my voice a little. I ended up laughing at them down the street, probably freaked them out. I was gonna send the owners hate mail too but decided not to because they do have good shows there sometimes and I don't want to get banned.

>>124430476
He probably thought you were sneaking out liquor in the paper cup retard,that's what people tend to do.

>>124430476
>"than the onions neckbeard checking people in at the door got in my face for raising my voice a little. I ended up laughing at them down the street, probably freaked them out. I was gonna send the owners hate mail too but decided not to because they do have good shows there sometimes and I don't want to get banned."

Yeah I can imagine how spastic and unholy you are given that you enjoy Dreamtheater unironically. Probably thought you were a potential rapist. Good on the African American Gentleman in The Security Vest for protecting his M'Lady from you desu. Probably worked out for him ngl. Bro got "is he bothering you mam"'d out of pussy in real life holy shit. Thanks for the anecdote.

>>124430498
that wasn't even the same show, the show where they gave me shit was on halloween and they brought on a guest singer(some literally who) and she was dressed as an anime girl in a bikini. this is at the premiere hipster club in town btw, because anime has permeated every facet of modern culture even the "underground" FYI. you're the loser for not liking anime lmao.

>>124430476
You're gonna wanna delete that now. Giving you a minute to do so before I screenshot it since that seems fair.

>>124430522
Oh damn you're doubling down. Alright then lol. I'm sorry you helped an African American Gentleman hit on a Cat Lady because you were being a spazz in public. Intresting little window into your life for sure.

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>>124430471
>Implying being mentally challenged doesn't go alongside liking beefhesrt and Zappa

Wish I could be this deluded.

>>124430522
>"you're the loser for not liking anime lmao."

If you like it it's probably not really that Underground. Nice job switching up the fit throwing though.

>>124430527
it's on archive anyway retard.
>>124430535
literally none of that happened.
>>124430554
Damo was gonna have a show there but cancelled due to his cancer, that'll never happen now QQ.

>>124430563
You basically already told me that it did,or told me what you think was a different event but is almost definetely what I am describing. As for the reunion though yeah shame. Don't think that would have happened anyway though desu. They weren't exactly known for it.

>>124430581
it was a solo show you subliterate ape. probably was just gonna be him spazzing out on the mic so no big loss.

>>124430597
Oh ok lol. Yeah I thought you meant a reunion. CAN were pretty reluctant for that for a very long time.

>>124430680
"Yawn"

>>124430680
No I just correctly recognize you as a dishygenic retard and this as being the events that actually transpired. I'm sorry you're transparent "Lil bro". It's like they say in Ohio:Quandale Dingle Sigma Sengen.

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>>124430695
literally just got done doing a massive work out, now I'm chilling with some weed and my new album that came today. what even is that last sentence, bro is speaking in tongues now lmao.

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lmao my post mentioning fetish pron got deleted and timed out for 15 minutes, this place really is reddit 2.0 at this point. I think Nico Weeb Fag got the same treatment because he's been real quiet. btw I found someone on soulseek named formerbusboy, that you? he had similar taste anyway.

>>124430342
kill yourself retard

>>124430907
yeah man nico sperg is the only person on earth who would have nico's discography up on soulseek

>>124430937
he's a dishwasher so formerbusboy is a tell. he had other shit he likes too, I think I found it because I was looking up Gravedigger by Janus.

>>124431006
nico sperg is such a freakin schizo man, unlike you, who has replied to him 50 times in this thread and is now convinced some random user on soulseek is him

>>124430907
I think you might need mental health counselling possibly followed by institutionalization. No it is not. Why the fuck would I use soulseek?

>>124431073
>semi-proper grammar
>nico sperg
at least try sometime this century.

>>124431079
>>124431073

It's not me being cliche,it's that you're not actually special in the way you think you are. Thousand other awkward retarded people just like you spamming the same funny meme opinions. No it is not me. I do not use fucking Soulseek.

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peter gabriel?

>>124431093
hell yeah we're gonna start a whole nation bitch. too good for soulseek, lmao you obviously got BTFO for not sharing and are still butthurt. keep your spotify sub you normalfaggot.

>>124431093
if you used soulseek you might be less myopic and finally grow out of your teenage sporkcore phase, just a thought

>>124431235
yea I think you got it lmao

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>mogs CAN effortlessly
how did he do it, bros?

>>124431252
You listen to Dreamtheatetr and Frank Zappa,you might wanna do that first.
>>124431235
>>124431306
I 100% unironically mostly use Youtube. It's easy and practical. Has almost everything and can be pulled up anywhere. Only issue is it drains battery faster than Spotify and i imagine Soulseek would.

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>>124431363
big oof, youtube rips tend to be pee pee quality, and I know plenty of obscure music not on there either. bet you don't even use an ad free youtube app like a L33t haxxor. don't even had a microsd card with a dedicated collection of quality rips, bet you use a cuck iphone like a fucking loser.
>2024
>not having remote desktop on your pc so you can zip and upload any music from your collection on mobile at any time
I hate low diffing on the guy but he makes it so easy.

>>124431363
>You listen to Dreamtheatetr and Frank Zappa
aka music for adults

>>124431427
Oh yeah,definetely not for the definition lol. I feel like youtube rips have a certain charm to them though. That being said,yeah that is for sure a trade off. I don't use iPhone no.

>>124431648
Music for retards and manchildren and/or music 12 year olds in the mid 90s before 9/11 happen but far away enough from the cultural revolution that everything felt le heckin safe and stable liked. It is dated in cringe in every way. It tries super hard to be dark and edgy and realistic with ideas that were never intended to be and fails (Dreamtheater obviously not Frank Zappa).

>>124431648
the worst of both later RUSH Albums and of 90s Edgelord Blade Studying Shit. If you want good 90s metal listen to Hades,Isvind,Ulver,Satyricon,Enslaved,Graveland,Crimson Evenfall,Arckanum,and Summoning. Then when you're done with those you can move onto Acid Bath and Kyuss.

>>124431648
That you think Dreamtheater makes you look adult is maybe the sadest thing imaginable. Do you tell people you watch mature anime aswell?

>>124431847
depends if it's those automatically uploaded ones or one with personal dedication to it, still you come off as a placebo vinyl collecting redditor talking like that. I'd rather use spotify for random songs since I use adblock on browser it's free and the music comes directly from the labels. also don't like the lack of a definitive version, I end up clicking through several and it ruins my listening cohesion.
>doesn't use iphone
lmao green bubble, may as well be an incel

>>124428275
clean your mirror you nasty ass freak

>>124434965
No.

>>124434965
go fuck yourself

I like Peter Gabriel

>>124432122
Ironically I've noticed the automatic uploads have higher video quality. You're right that it really does vary though.

>>124432122
I use a Android.

>ctrl+f "nico"
>141 results
Popping in to say that I find this sad. It shouldn't be hard for anyone to find something better to do than this. Read a book, fill out a job application, watch a lecture on youtube. Literally almost anything would be time better spent

>>124437281
>Guy who's never had a job saying this

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>>124437367
You're not going to find a jorb here, pal.

>>124426661
It was an easy guess

>>124437367
Whatever makes you feel better about being a colossal loser who spends every day having the same pointless argument and getting triggered by 4chan trolls. Zap to the extreme, Nicochan

>>124437625
yeah it's almost like millions of young men are in the exact same position as me and that's because we're all affected by factors that are like I said out of our control, but go off I guess

>>124438369
Too much pol not enough networking.

>>124438464
fuck you

>>124437937
>"Nicochan"

Kinda told on yourself/negated everything else with that last part lol.

>>124437937
>Guy who has no friends
>Can't take care of himself
>Is likely morbidly obeese

Awe jeez Rick,it's almost like the way you talk gives it away orsomething! Gonna be even funnier when
>>124426615
1.You habe nothing going on
2.You listen to funny retard screeching albums and draw hentai and nothing else it seems like

So yeah,CAN is not "Random Noises",you're just too retarded to sit still for it. Beefheart and Dreamthester in fact would be.

>>124439863
Calm down, titty boy.

>>124438369
Because you make ot extremely obvious. If you're retarded enough to be listening to Dreamtheater openly muchless Beefheart I can infer a lot.

>>124439888
>Guy who's diet consists entirely of chicken tendies saying this

When you get Diabetes inevitably don't blame me.

https://youtu.be/1L71B1_DViA?si=xo_wkuOZLBOgCvCP

Maybe some of you can learn about shit that's actually good.

>Guy who spends 30 Hours a week masturbating and ten playing Genshin Impact talking about employment records
>Guy who listens to Dreamtheater pretending to be able to follow the plot WITHOUT random retarded screeching or an epic spork moment every 30 seconds to make him feel like he's heckin intellectual and kino

>>124439902
You seem to be managing it well. Any tips besides your breasts?

>>124437937
>>124439971
I love how you're clearly the same guy pitching about being forever alone. Not sure what you mean by "handling it well",I'm guessing your own sense of delusion? You're literally so retarded that you listen to Dreamtheater.

>>124439971
Why not you save this for your Psychiatrist? Telling me about how you're le sad incel isn't going to help you.

>>124440000
trip quads of truth, holy checked

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Babe, wake up. New pepe just dropped.

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Many such cases.

>>124440024
I don't know what these things mean.

>>124440036
This isn't actually me btw. I wish but like I said I have a pretty average build. Not fat but not swolle either.

>>124440070
>i wish
that build is an average build. you don't have to do any work at all for that look. i'm more built than that and i don't work for it. you are a sad, little man.

>>124440273
>Guy who's almost definetely morbidly obeese and severely mentally disabled pretends thst he's le stole based and epig gigachad

Lol ok,I still look better than you do. I can tell because you're retarded enough to admit publicly to begin a Dreamtheater Fan AND a Captain Beefheart Fan at once and your obsession with homestar runner. You're not jacked because you can't even wipe your own ass properly.

>>124440273
>"I'm more built than that"

You're absolutely not. Let's be real here you're probably built like Chris Chan or a lady with blue hair from conservative memes. That's why you act like this. That's why you pretend Dreamtheater understood what songwritting was too.

>>124440366
i get about 30k steps in a day on average.

>>124440273
post physique

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>>124440583
u mirin?

>>124440583
I'm built like shaggy.
>>124440665
Lol nice cop out

>>124440857
>never posts his physique while talking about mens bodies all the time
>says others are copping out
you're trying to hard to see my hot bod.

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>[15,000 4chan posts in one year later]
>In conclusion, that's why you're all friendless, underemployed losers

>>124440857
>I'm built like shaggy.
we need the proof nigga

>>124440867
he did post his physique though

>>124441183
He’s morbidly obese and in denial. That’s why he projects the same insult onto everyone.

>>124441214
no, he said that isn't him and that he wishes it was. read the thread before speaking, nigga.

>>124441260
That's called lying. He was called out for his big milkers and backtracked.

>>124428275
>IMG_1816
make sure you take off the exif data off lol