Mariah Carey: Music Box [Columbia, 1993] *bomb*
>>124479440This will surely offend the one mariah carey fan that browses /mu/
>>124479440This offends me
Astroturfed by her mob boss husband. Musically valueless.
>>124479440Dreamlover is a good song.
why did he hate MC so much?
>>124479939Tuneless wall of noise that exists to show off her shitty vocal skills.
>>124479939Plastic soul, man, plastic soul.
>>124479440worthless chart filler with no identifiable sound or personality, just a pretty face
>>124480334and she got a #1 every year of the 90s because of her mob boss husband payola-ing it onto the charts
>>124480394She divorced him in mid-decade in fact which is when she went R&B and got sluttier while he had always forced her to stick to a family safe AC format.
>>124480334she did/does have an identifiable sound, and my aunt enjoys her ballads.
>>124480007you just hate pop music of that era
>>124479939he didn’t realise she was black
>>124479939she's female and she's black and white so he triple hated her.
>>124479939he hates attractive women singershe likes very few female artists and none of them are good looking. if they're attractive, he's not able to respect them artistically.
>>124483992that's all critics, they're all losers and incelsif an artist is ugly or the critic thinks they have a chance with them, they'll write a good review. patti smith, amy winehouse, pretenders/chrissy hynde etcif a singer is beautiful, she's immediately labeled untalented, fake, fraudulent etc
>>124484031who was it who said “music critics love Elvis Costello because he looks like one of them”? based and accurate
