Inherently low IQ edition
>>124750488Sleep, Earth, the list could go on
Anyone got a link to the pastebin? And not the broken one that some idiot always posts
>>124750488you forgot to link the previous thread >>124729847
Thrash metal more like trash metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWBM0Ubg5nUThe only link worth listening to this entire thread, I already know
>>124750578Correct.
>>124750585Metal is inherently shit
Post weeks
>>124750603
>>124750603Atrocity
>>124750603>>124750624Where are the good albums
>>124750603That Atrocity is a masterpiece.No idea what the rest of that stuff is.
>>124750629Up your ass!
>>124750488>posts transwoman in the opI know that's you hector.
>>124750624>Sulfuric HatredIf it's a red and black album cover I have to listen to it.
>>124750646That's a real woman and you are probably mentally ill and possibly schizophrenic. Condolences
>>124750652u ok sis?
>>124750629Seven Churches is good.
>>124750640They sure as hell aren't on those charts that's for sure
>>124750653>sisSchizo loser
>>124750659If you have terrible taste in music yeah maybe
>>124750659Diaper garbage made by a pedo. No thanks!
>>124750669Gayass poopman
>>124750662Post week or you're a sissy.
>>124750669thank you butthurt non-metal sister
>>124750682>>124750683Weirdos. I'll be waiting for some decent posts, hope you guys stay here and contained without any entertainment. Pathetic general lmao
>>124750705There are no women here and you must be really sad and genuinely worthless to have this as your posting place. Metal lol
>>124750624No riffs detected
>>124750706Impressively terrible general, definitely even worse than last year
Immolation
>>124750724Admittedly serves well as a reference point for low quality
>>124750733Like is this seriously where you guys post lol. Makes sense why so many have left this place. Total irrelevancy
>>124750488Pretty fine
>>124750488Electric Wizard - S/T
Her name is Ravenna and she is a woman
I don't think I'd be able to go on a date with her but I'm sure she's a nice and intelligent person
Late Funeral
Rotting Corpse
Bleeding Thorn
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1733876818834762.webm
Ghost
>>124750870Good joke!
Deafheaven
>>124750877Good to see you here again, catposter :)
>>124750706Begone sissy.
>>124750716retard detected
Kingzilla
>>124750901Meant for >>124750894 my bad.>>124750905Ironic post.
>>124750936K-Pop is the one other intellectual genre of music aside from metal and classical. Stay mad, betamale.
based Bob, king of baldGODS
>>124750891Never heard of her
>>124750954Show me where my post implied kpop was bad, bitch.
Deadvin Townsend
>>124750969Dilate
NSBM is overrated
>>124750974Holy shit I thought you were just making a stupid pun but he's actually dead
Any good metal albums to add to my gaming playlist?
>>124751008Falling in Reverse - Game Over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-we4aXo_NMFinally, some real metal!>>1247510151.75 on RYM, no thanks
>>124750981Concession accepted.
>>124751008We love Caroline here.
>>124751044Retard confirmed
And they said bald people couldn't be cool>>124751058Yeah she's definitely metal quality
>>124751008
>>124751068I'll bet she lurks /metal/ from time to time, knowing how cool she is.
>>124751091Agreed, she's very cool just like these metal threads
What's the best Emperor Kush album?
Dopesmoker
>>124751001Thank God she finally is. And everyone clapped
>>124750488And metal to feel like a worthless fallen off waste of space to?
>>124751154Asking for a friend by the way.
>>124751154>>124751160Just about any metal album should do. LOL
>>124751160My friend's name is Zazueta Matthew, btw.
>>124751154I've got just the thing bro
>>124751181He's not your friend and we all know he doesn't listen to metal. He's way too cool and tasteful for our music, but I don't care anyways.
>>124751215based>>124751168pretty true though lol
Any schizophrenic-themed metal albums?
>>124751204Thanks, will be sure to forward this to her.
>>124751228
Satanic Warmaster
/metal/ may not be the cool table by most metrics but that's where us metalheads belong, and I'm okay with that.
>>124751281based>>124751276underrated
>>124751276HEIL
Question for this thread: I'd like to pick up an instrument and eventually start or join a death metal band. I'd like to learn guitar, drums, and bass at some point, but for now I'm starting with just one. I'm not sure which one to choose. Any advice for choosing an instrument to start with? I imagine myself playing guitars the most, drums second, but I've started to appreciate all three of them in the music I listen to, and they all seem so fun to play. I've played guitar before but didn't enjoy it, although at the same time I was playing an acoustic so obviously it wouldn't appeal to me as much for a number of reasons. I've never played drums or bass before. No idea what that's like. I've googled this question before but all I get is shitty buzzfeed quizzes. I wanna know if there's actually a way I can determine what instrument I should be playing. Thanks
Never did consider myself very cool or intelligent to be honest but that's exactly why I love metal, and if anyone has a problem with that I'll be sure to remind them. Maybe with a 45 caliber bullet? Heh, just kidding.
>>124751306buzzfeed more like basedfeed
>>124751314Settle down hector it's all just music at the end of the day. Jeez
Wish there were more Star Wars themed metal but maybe one day. Would make for an epic live show too, actually.
>>124751276King
Modern bleeprat is pretty low energy compared to before.
Even bleeprat is starting to bald I guess.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124751367>>124751378Deadvin is a bit of a rat yeah
>>124751276ULTRA BASED
This is xer hole
>>124751391>no pic>no tune>no vocarooOld man bleeprat can barely get it up anymore.
>>124751276Yeah
Not sure why /bleep/ bothers me so much but I think it might have to do with the fact that the general is more active with less posters? I don't understand where everyone left to in /metal/, I try to be liked but nobody seems to notice my effort. Frustrating.
>>124751276GOAT
post sex metal
>>124751276Sexhaving Warmaster
>>124751407>>124751416Maybe he's actually just more likeable but I feel like he doesn't even try which is even more frustrating. Look at this thread? So much more music but none of it is metal, I don't understand really. >>124536491
>>124751276God of Metal
>>124751407Matt's DJ skills got him laughed out of every club in LA. Dude can't even show his face on the streets.
>>124751427https://liturgy.bandcamp.com/album/93696
Tyr or Amon Amarth?
lol at the bleepsimp trying as hard as possible to get attention
>>124751462You sure? I've heard a lot from people that he's actually a bit of a legend in the city, not sure where you heard that. Probably in your head, heh.
>>124751475Yeah why does she still simp over him? I wish I had that level of charisma. Maybe eventually though.
>>124751463Correct.
>>124751463he didn't say sex-change metal
I think we should stop focusing on /bleep/ so much and start talking about /metal/ again. Don't want to obsess over him too much honestly. Just proves his superiority.
>>124751505Who cares? This is a /metal/ general, not meant for /bleep/ obsession. Back to the music, guys.
>>124751469Neither.
>>124750488Wow she's actually quite pretty for a /metal/ OP
>>124751530>>124751546Although they could be a pretty good-looking couple. Who knows? Anyways.https://liturgy.bandcamp.com/track/red-crown-ii
>>124751561Based and beloved here.
https://voca.ro/1l6LJStuKL36
>>124751535That wasn't an option.
https://liturgy.bandcamp.com/track/antigone-ii
The Pains
Metallica
grindcore is king
>>124751384Yes. Free Palestine.
kill yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YO6basom8c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7F6rq04bIw
>>124751655Stay mad, jewcuck.
>>124751656Did they hire a retard to do the vocals
who let the schizo out of his cage?
>>124751742Don't need to misgender yourself now babe we all care and just want you to move on
https://youtu.be/CKyumFOLNXI?si=639iQnUYgFj0KPxlLike does she think I posted here with the hopes of her being here? Grim. Don't be delusional lmao I genuinely wish you hadn't been
Like you do realize you could've just ignored the posts right? The obsession is real and honestly pretty sad
>>124751787Just so you get it yeah? No I'm not interested at all. Please move on already
>>124751476>I've heard a lot from peopleName one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZK1HxrIXFIGBK
>>124751775Fenriz actually making a good song? Wow
>>124751814Devin Lawrence for starters
I'm glad I saved her life though, the residual effects have been amazing for me
>>124750488Is craft trve?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UDlIy3QrRg
>>124751857Not sure but murder is definitely metal
>>124751832Yo yo, lil Joey Lawrence's moms?
>>124751871No, the tr*ns woman who clearly hasn't stopped obsessing over me. She was influential though at least. Was
>>124751884Who's that?
https://lowen.bandcamp.com/track/may-your-ghost-drink-pure-water-2>>124751889Rather not talk about her, pretty sure she's still here and I would like her to move on now
https://dodsrit.bandcamp.com/track/celestial-will
>>124751894Can't blame her, lad. Those threads are pretty next-level shit, gotta give you props.
>>124751918Thanks friend, I put some effort in
just trying to enjoy the one space i still have ever since the general was overrun with models and youtube links, absolute headache for me and my life now desu
Posters:
>>124751276Never heard of them, will be sure to check them out when I have time though. Have quite the backlog at the moment, this year was amazing for metal.
Rotfish
>>124751964>this year was amazing for metal.Correct.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C1DZ9xWfBY
>>124752017Unsure what this has to do with metal
>>124751894I got you. Say no more.Did you ever get around to making the Trump Metal you talked about last year?
SLAYER
>>124752044Saint Trump? Unreleased for now, the world isn't ready
Jon Chang
Was gonna make some comment about leaving to go cry but that would have been mean and uncalled for https://gaerea.bandcamp.com/track/hope-shatters
>>124752246Although I do seem to rack up these psychoanalytic posts, fascinating really
I only eat ice cream if Jute Gyte has a new album out this year.
Celine Dion metal covers
>>124751469Bathory.
>>124752254A common side effect of being a terminally online, mentally ill, delusional and narcissistic asshole.
>>124751154Xasthur
>>124751154Jute Gyte
>>124752375This has been debunked
Terminally online? NopeMentally ill? NopeDelusional? NopeNarcissistic? I prefer the term "confident" but an understandable critique coming from someone less intelligent, charismatic, and musically gifted
Okay but seriously do you guys think she would love me again if I apologized honestly and told her that I'll be nice again? I miss when we still got along well and I just want her to love me I guess -_-https://youtu.be/GiuwD8ypm04?si=U7fsNQEWvFgM5pny
melodeath riffs
https://voca.ro/1o3ltnYpiSpc
Russian metal
>>124750877Poor little dude LOL
Are the jackets and vests from Pull The Plug Patches super shitty or only semi-shitty?
>>124750877he's clearly not from the big city
Conquer Divide
>>124752630all men
>>124752511Depends on the woman I suppose.
>>124752638Trans women are very common in metal now, go figure
Can't believe she's dead... forever -_-
>>124752699Kind of like this general lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqlldj3rDzcBetter than most metal, seriously
>>124752759This is so dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltkVcbaC6wg
>>124696884Pretty good>>124723400Not so good
BOWWW TO MEEEE FFAAAIIITHFULLLYYYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJVcPlx39s
She's definitely autistic unlike myself. And that's finehttps://gaerea.bandcamp.com/track/coma
Any good suicide-themed metal?
>>124753061Kill Yourselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ5k3b6Fw9Q
>>124753084الانتØار هو موسيقى ميتال جدا
Is Tony Kakko's whiny songs about single moms and breakups gayer than Timo Tolkki's songs about watching movies on a plane or documentaries about global warming?
>>124753211Watching documentaries about global warming is very metal
RAGE OF THE WINTER MOULD THE HORIZONCOVER THE MOUNTAINS, FORESTS AND LAKESRAGE OF THE WINTER MAGICAL WONDERENCHANTED FURY MAJESTIC FORCE
>>124753211Neither of those sound like VENOM!!!!
>>124753260Why isn't that woman wearing a shirt?
Batlord
>>124753269Wearing clothes while fighting a dragon is quite impractical if you think about it
the only metal song in this thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLVvcRkA-wk
RRIIIIIIPTHE SACRED COOOUUUUCH
>>124753259global warming is very metal
>>124753259Watching TV is how Tolkki came up with 90% of his lyrics. Multiple of Stratovarius' 90s songs are about environmental issues and global warming. It's hilarious.
>>124753287Metalheads aren't exactly the smartest though
>no BLASTING
>>124753211Sonata always was ultra gay and it got even worse after Unia, balads are the cancer of power metal
>>124750488Looks like a Diddy party kinda whore.
>>124753330
>>124753357She looks like a nice respectable intelligent woman tbqh
>>124753317Metal is prominently made in cold, Arctic countries so not really
>>124753330https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clGp7YuMriw
>>124753334People call it "mom rock."
first time in /metal/ I just want to say I enjoyed this albumthank you for reading.t. i don't actually like Slayer
>>124753368Which one?
>>124753766Welcome back, lass
>>124753782The one that wants to be my GF (aka all of them)
>>124753330https://delusionmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-temple-divine
>>124753849Why's he making a söyface?
>>124751306Bumping
>>124753321>>124753211Kakko also had his own Captain Planet tier song where he asks you not to litter
>>124753925Going against the grain, even if the grain is metal, makes him even more metal by default. Legend.
>>124752389I could never get into Xasthur, or any DSBM for that matter. Maybe it will click eventually.
>>124753913a member of this band follows me on github
>>124753984More like gimphub. Heh.
Any FOSS metal?
>>124753330Picrel.>>124750493MEGA FUCKING BASED.>>124753084>>124751145Based lads!
>>124753931That's retarded, but I agree.
>>124753963That's probably for the better. I don't like listening to xasthur for the most part but in times where I've felt more dread than normal I've listened to his albums a lot. Subliminal Genocide and telepathic are his best work. Most dsbm is shit music for women.
>>124753994hyuck hyuck good job goonfy
>>124754455Christian Metal really is the most pure form of metal, honestly.
>>124754470no need to be rude, lasz
>>124753330https://deinonychus.bandcamp.com/track/fatalist
>>124753330Transcendental Drone aka Sunn O)) - Life Metal
>>124751384Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>124754373I'll give those another listen, but the only 'dsbm' tracks I've really enjoyed are 'Lost Forever' and 'As This World Ends.' These aren't from Xasthur, but from Bilskirnir, a completely different artist. I guess it's a bit of a stretch to call them 'dsbm,' but I've felt more emotion listening to those two songs than from any other band in the genre..
>>124754582Listening to Bilskirnir's albums now. Really enjoyed lost forever. Thank you for the recommendation
>>124753984That's cool. Which member?
>>124754683
>>124753984troon
>>124754683>>124754701Oh, so the main fucking guy. LolThat's cool though
>>124754701And they said metalheads couldn't be cool.
>>124754679Im glad you enjoyed 'Lost Forever.' If you enjoy the rest of his discography, it's worth checking out his other projects. 'Ulfhethnar' and 'Wolfspirit' are my favorites-hopefully you enjoy those too.
Sunbather is still one of the greatest metal albums of all time
OOH, YEAH YEAH
>>124751469MÃ¥negarm
Why tf would people bring their little kids to metal concerts? Makes me fucking sick.
Psychotic megalomanic autistic machiavellian metal music
>>124754905They want big greasy men to harass their children
>>124754905Because you GOTTA teach them the WAYS OF THE METAL when they're YOUNG, so they don't listen to that POP and RAP!
>>124754905My dad took me to a Gwar show when i was 11 and it was one of the coolest thing's I've ever seen.
>>124754905how people raise their kids is their prerogative. mind your own business.
>>124754905what the fuck would even be bad about that, as long as its not a concert where they cake themselves in blood or somethingsomething like a Priest concert is just gonna be old shitters being largely inoffensive
>>124754951>>124754961>>124754968Ok, well I should have been more specific. I've been to two concerts in 2 separate small venues this past month. One brutal death gig and another black metal concert where the vocalist had a pentagram tattoo'd on his head and the satanic themes etc. etc. These concerts are the ONE place in life that I know that aren't completely fucking neutered and tame. So no, I don't want them turning into fucking family picknics.
>>124754905Yeah they should take them to a Taylor Swift concert instead, would be much better than any metal show without a doubt
>>124755013So you're just using moral outrage as a vessel to say "I don't want kids at my concerts". Fair enough though.>pentagramNormies don't give a shit about this kind of thing. Satanism is full goofy
>>124755023>moral outrageNo man. It's the whole point of this genre of music. It's a journey to a more intense world, something that feels more primal and extatic than daily daily life. I'd never put out a sign saying 'no kids allowed'.
I'm for treating music and this kind of music as sacred.
>I'm for treating music and this kind of music as sacred.
Hand of Doom.
>>124753330being a bit soi this morn
Grand Belial's Key
>>124755335Garbo
>>124753330 I know Shining's been a meme for a while, but I swear this got posted only like the day it came out and then I've seen fuck all about it ever since.
Aerosmith
AC/DC
KISS
Def Leppard
>>124755013i agreefuck kids
>>124755013in the sense that young children could be frightened by some of the imagery, i agree with you. other than that, i don't see the problem with it. it's just entertainment. a lot of horror movies have ratings that restrict kids from seeing it in the theater but parents will often let them watch it at home anyway depending on the content, and if they can handle it. it's at their discretion.anyway, just going anywhere outside you're bound to see some moron with a tattoo on his face or head nowadays so it's not exactly shocking anymore.
United States Black Metal
>>124755590>>>/v/
>>124755546>>124755568>>124755589cringe>>124755559based
>>124755626American't Black Metal
>>124755678Only Americans can eat that much food. Euroskellies can't compete.
Shit, I thought the verse riff from Slaughter of the Soul was much more complicated than it actually is. How lame and cool at the same time, I thought I was shit at playing fucking melodeath riffs of all things.
>>124754559Now lass...
>>124755885One advantage of having no fucking idea how guitars work is it makes me assume so much more stuff is technically impressive.
>>124756005is that ai or real
>>124750488who is this semen demon?
>>124755885Most "cool" stuff is braindead shit, purposely made cheesy. That's why prog is so uncool.
Metal died when artists stopped putting cool fucking skellingtons on their album covers
>>124755950pathetic how a femcel like you just copies other posters tbqh
>>124756426Projection trying to call anyone pathetic when you're a metal general regular, lass. Are you autistic
>>124756411But they still do, and it doesn't make the album good.
>>124756043Why, are you feeling inspired finally
>>124756426He's a jew, so there's that.
>>124756045Most cool music is higher brow actually, doubt you'd understand how that works though being a metal listener and all
>>124756441>autisticYes, she is. How else do you explain replying to yourself literally 1500 times.
>>124750488She's pretty and way too fine for a genre like metal tbqh
>>124756455Thank you faux intellectual sister
>>124756457Nothing wrong with autism but she's not exactly the best example of higher functioning lol
>>124756466I'm a mixed race brother actually, that's why I'm too good for this general and shall be on my way out now. Have more important things to do than waste my time here lol
Metal is dead so it's understandable why this place would be dead as well
>>124756457>accuse others of what you are doing
>>124756481So you're a mixed mutt? Is that something to be bragging about?
>>124756473Could be schizophrenia or extreme OCD.
/metal/ got me like
Not a mutt but a hybrid, so yes
Deftones, one of the few great bands
Metal is inherently shit
>Ok I posted Jute Gyte now you have to come back and reply to me.
>>124756553You are just lying for attention.. Deftones is utter garbage
>>124756576Incorrect
>>124756546Still a mixed race creature
>>124756581The only people who actually enjoy deftones are either women or faggots
NU>>124756603NU>>124756603NU>>124756603NU>>124756603
>>124756605Late
>>124756553Correct.
Another edition to skip
>>124754455Best blasting of the thread
>>124756629I can't believe you faggots wake up and think "Hmm I'm really in the mood for some deftones today"
>>124756453makes sense then
any good gothic metal? any good female fronted metal? looking for truly dark bands who embrace darkness. preferably anything but black metal.
>>124756591A mixed race hybrid with higher intellect and charisma than this entire general combined lmao
>>124756639Women love deftones and I love women so therefore they are a great band. The music is good too
>>124758539Just not my cup of tea i suppose... You do you though
