Epic metal breakdowns edition >>124817452
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124820121Thanks for the update BleepRodent.
>>124820128You're the BleepRodent lmao>>124817509Average angry autistic metal listener
>>124820121We HEIL Danzig and Morbid Angel here.
>>124820141No, you do though because your taste is garbage
>>124820138OK, but where is your chin?
>>124820151Talk about my side profile or my chin again if you believe your taste in metal is worse than anyone else's here and that you make the worst posts in this general
AOTY
>>124820098https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
>>124820159Post the side profile, Rat.
Awful general
>>124820145>>124820161Thanks for the update, BleepRodent.
U are the rat lmao. Subhuman retard still having a meltdown, enjoy your thread that you were too slow and stupid to makeAt least he's done posting bad music
>>124820098Post some tunes already, lass.https://youtu.be/SjXnESBAMq4https://youtu.be/SjXnESBAMq4https://youtu.be/SjXnESBAMq4https://youtu.be/SjXnESBAMq4
>124820181Goddamn this is fucking terrible lmao only needed to listen for 2 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGShv76tW-0Blasting
>>124820179>>124820192>>124820201OK but where is your chin, Iass
>>124820172Autistic speed metal
Tool > Danzig > Blood Incantation > Knocked Loose >>>>> Satanic Warmaster > Morbid Angle > Anthrax
>>124820229>>124820208Ok, but where is your chin, rat?
>>124820234>>124820179
>>124820214Correct.
>>124820192Still waiting? You said you would bring the tunes.https://youtu.be/7qf7xIOMtOAhttps://youtu.be/7qf7xIOMtOAhttps://youtu.be/7qf7xIOMtOAhttps://youtu.be/7qf7xIOMtOA
>>124820205>>124820159
Satanic Warmaster - Eaten by Ratshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNBXSQbGirY
>>124818196Enthusiastic Black Metal?
>OMG Ehnahre are so based and dissotasticus!
Any boring metal recommendations
>>124820098Any metal with strong mental illness themes
>>124820098https://open.spotify.com/track/5xTM6a0L1URboTdbDlZdes
>>124820098Okay seriously though, now that the dust has finally settled... Who is the most important and culturally relevant figure in metal today?
>>124820098What's the best metal album AOTY released this year?
>>124820098What's the best Pantera album?
>>124820305Get that garbage out of here. Might I recommend these tunes instead?https://youtu.be/x4qT38y7bWIhttps://youtu.be/x4qT38y7bWIhttps://youtu.be/x4qT38y7bWIhttps://youtu.be/x4qT38y7bWI
>>124820165Stop reposting the broken link, stale gimmick >>124820305This track is actually good btw
>>124820341Any link posted 4 times in this format is definitely not worth listening to or clicking on. Dropped!>>124820265>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNBXSQbGirYThis is good however
>>124820138He's still revved up lmaoRIP /metal/
>>124820121Anthrax is fucking terrible
>>124820364>>124820265>>124820292>>124820305>>124820372>>124820352OK, but where is your chin?
Anthrax rules
RED WHITE AND BLUE
>>124820161Album of the yoctosecond, for sure.>>124820292picrel
>>124820274Thanks for the update, Troony.
>>124820319>>124820333>>124820340Post your side profile.
>Jute Gyte YEEEAH I LOVE ADAM!
hector is just so fragile and mentally weak I can only assume he listens to metal to larp as someone who's not lol
>>124820472rate his patches /meal/
>AC/DC
>>124820520still crushes and destroys both dissoshit and powerslop
>>124820520>heres my avatar (please notice that its me posting!!!1)Gotta laugh at this pathetic GermanTroon.
>>124820529They only destroy their diapery undergarments.
>>124820479Who are you talking too, Iass?
ez lol
thread's ded post your last week's 5x5s
>>124820557Yeah, love talking about cacapoopoo myself and blasting Babymetal, but only when Yasuf isn't home because he doesn't like it when I put it on. I keep telling him to respect other cultures but he says a cocksleeve shouldn't talk back. Oh well.
absolutely glued to the keyboard lolpower metal
>>124820584>>124820568Uokbro?
>>124820580Can't wait for the Troony chart with no metal kek, then after the buttrocker with no metal, and after that the popslopper with no metal. /shreddit/ is an embarrassment lmfao
Knocked Loose, motherfucker
>>124820627HEILhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4TsXAVlVPUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4TsXAVlVPUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4TsXAVlVPUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4TsXAVlVPU
>>124820636>>124820627Forgot my pic (shit is so cash, love it)
>>124820627Correct.
who needs food water or sleep? not me tbqh. METAL gives me all the nutrients i need lol btfo normoids
>>124820657Why do you always reply to yourself, Iass?
>>124820659Who are you talking to, Iass?
>>124820172This place makes kpg look like quality music discussion ngl
>>124820479Correct.
>>124820675Thank jaACKy for that, he loves it.
And that burrito-metal analogy made most of these posts look pointless tbqh
>>124820707Not sure what you are talking about, but try >>>/r9k/ if you like ecelebs?
>>124820201Just put this on, let's see if it's any good or just overhyped dissoshit
>>124820729>Just put this onNever happened, but glad to hear it Iass.
Death metal
Still waiting for that side profile tbqh.
>>124820627How much are these trannies paying you to shill their not metal music on here? Let me guess they pay you in HRT
>>124820675heccy go crazy for k-metal ahhhhhh
>>124820172>>124820675Its coreshiters seething we don't accept them so they have turned this general to a joke. All true metalheads are busy with /dsd/ right now so dont expect quality from tranny core shiters.
>>124820340Power Metal
>>124820802>>124820779Correct.
>>124820098Slow thread, wish the quality of music discussion were a bit better but maybe tomorrow!
>>124820820Dont expect it until the new year. Zoomies are on winter break
>>124820810Talking about your imaginary friends again, Iass?
>>124820627Industry Plants, cocksucker
>>124820201This posting style is triggering for some reason. Not sure why but he's pretty mindbroken at this point
>>124820841Who are you talking to, Iass?
>>124820815Why are you replying to your own posts again, lass?
>>124820861He replied to me dumbass, keep coping tranny corshitter
>>124820872Correct.
>>124820872>”Me”Who?
>>124820900King of the Shitheap.
>>124820900A metalhead, unlike you poser
This album is kinda good.
>>124820820Yeah or maybe when he finally goes to sleep (probably a much higher quality then)
>>124820928>heIts a she, Troony prefers she/him, Iass.
https://open.spotify.com/track/0uAWaWSWkFrbayh1xsOzXB
>>124820580here. hate when shit doesn't have album art in the collage when it definitely has art on last fm
>>124820902We don’t care about chan personalities here, maybe try >>>/soc/?
And if you're wondering, yeah, shes bigender
And the obsessive replies are still coming in, no? How does /metal/ usually deal with this shit lmao. Insufferable
>>124820948True, BleepRodent has to go back. >>124820953>>124820941Ok, but where is your chin?
Orbital space metal
>>124820966Side profile when?
Like he just can't stop having a tantrum today lmao metal is dead rn
>>124820729I mean it's not in the super contrived dissoshit category, but the riffs aren't there for me either. Pretty standard techy stuff with a busy drummer and some light atmo ulcerate-isms (puke) sprinkled in. 3/5
>>124820975OK, but where is your chin?
Sidereal Proliferation Metal
>>124820997We just use BleepRodent's nose for measuring that.
>>124820274Lmfaoooooo
So what kind of black metal did the most recent shooter listen to?
>>124821015mirin' boots
>>124820274Hector face reveal finally dropped metalbros
>>124821010Thanks for the update BleepRodent.
>>124820271Black metal is inherently enthusiastic and cool>>124820319Werwolf of Shartanic Baldfaster
>>124820928Wonder if the guy's on drugs, would explain his terrible taste in metal at least
Crunchy fast-paced epic metal riffs
>>124821015Knocked loose
Anyways, Paracletus
>>124820098With how many fat metalleros there are you'd think there would be more food-themed metal albums
>>124821075>>124821047>>124821038OK, but where is your chin?
>>124821084>>124820159
>>124821092OK, but where is your chin?
Damn it's been an hour and he's still saying the same exact post. Successfully broke the Hector. No more metal posts for you
>>124820810Lmfao
It's sad to see him act like Zazueta, who has been posting the same things for 6 years straight
>>124820201
>>124821135Nah there's been extremely good posts from that guy unlike sucktor lmao
>>124821025epic
>>124820914Got a link?
>>124821154Yeah love those classic posts he made with tears in his eyes begging for Devin to come back to him, legendary stuff
>>124820802Don't know what this post means, can you repeat without the autistic buzzwords
>>124821190Stalker vibe to this post ngl. Either way don't know or care what you're talking about as much as you do lol. Autismo
>>124821205It means you are gay
>>124820274He does seem to have a lot of pictures of men saved, always a bit odd
>>124821221Nah I think he was trying to say something about metal but I couldn't translate from the autistic style of writing
>>124821242Dial 8
>>124820501Pretty cool and tasteful metal patches, I'm sure he has a lot of great band recommendations (unlike this place heh)
>>124820383Correct.
>>124820201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYPfRsXAieE
>>124820729Pretty good album in my opinion, at least for dissonant metal
>>124820201Did he finally go to sleep
>>124820769Why do metalheads get so upset about any slightly popular album
>>124821119>>124821154>>124821173>>124821220>>124821231OK, but where is your chin?
>>124821388Probably because some poser core band is trying to push itself into a metal community. We dont like core here faggot
>>124821260>>124821342>>124821287Post side profile, Iass.
>>124821342Nope, changing VPNs
>>124821388Yeah but where is your chin?
>>124821468He's been roboticized but it's honestly preferable to his genuine posts lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_y0Fq1I7k
>>124821487>>124821468Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821469We appreciate you not talking autistically about metal or sharing music anymore
>>124821498Ok, but where is your chin?
My chin is living rent free in your head lmao. Share some metal tracks for the vibe
>>124821519Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821547Thanks for the update, BleepRodent.
>>124821551U are the BleepRodent now lol
>>124821558Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124820425Seething lmao
>>124821574Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124820557This guy makes way better posts lmao the poll was definitely rigged
>>124821583Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124820580I don't make charts sorry and also I don't have enough albums for a 5x5
>>124821594Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124820683Are you still mad about your shitty thread being wiped
>>124821607Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124820980Low IQ take. 2/5
>>124821615Ok, but where is your chin?
>/metal
Metallica
No more metal posts for you
>>124821626Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821622We've had better days yeah
>>124821633Ok, but where is your chin?
Metal belongs to the nordshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_eAyw9TalU
>>124821615You get wowed at bells and whistles and a pretty album cover mate.
>>124821642Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821253Is this some autistic metal slang
>>124821651Ok, but where is your chin?>>124821645Dumb as dogshit.
>>124821645That gloryhammer track is unironically better than the entire fartanic warhamster album
>satanic warmaster - a dead rose for a dying worldSay less senpai, \m/
>>124821658Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821653Okay but enough about yourself
>>124821668Ok, but where is your chin?>>124821664Why are you even here Iass, this jan wants to spam, I suggest doing something else for the next few hours.
>>124821664Who are you talking to? Filtered
>>124821683Ok, but where is your chin?
Lmao are you seriously getting upset at other people metal posts now tooAbsolute mental case you are
>>124821695Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821678Why do you join him in the spamming?
>>124821683Just saying I like the song ?
>>124821699He's mad that his thread got pruned (still lmao)Garbage metal OP though, glad the better thread survived
>>124821699What else is there to do? I'm literally working out (did a run before) and am only looking at my screen just to copy paste a shitpost. jan just wants to spam, and so join him, what else are you going to do, report him and have it ignored like always? Go ask the mods on IRC? LOL!
>>124821721Ok, but where is your chin?>>124821715Why are you still here lmfao, go do something else for a bit.
>>124821653At least tell me what you like about the album? Like fuck, I'm at least trying to talk about the shit we're listening to.>>124821658It is, but you're really setting the bar low with that one.
So you're literally glued to your screen copy pasting a post to every single reply and you're reading everything here? Rent free?You're the worst poster in /metal/ by far lmao
>>124821756Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821755Yeah but SW set the bar even lower by making the supposed AOTY with boring DAW-generated black metal songs
>>124821715You should have shared a link to the song at least, then other people would be able to listen and rate the track. Maybe next time I guess, no worries
>>124821755Dumb as dogshit retard still sticking around replying to BleedRodent as if hes listened to a single metal song he posts about. How fucking stupid are you lmfao?Bet you spend 30 replies before you clue in hes never listened to a single metal track. >>124821773Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821783Ok, but where is your chin?
Dungeon synth is my favorite subgenre of metal
>>124821794>>124821801Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821801same
>>124821809Ok, but where is your chin?
kill yourselves
>>124821812This but ironically because I can't break my buddhist vows by actually wishing suicide upon you guys
>>124821787Stay mad Hector, maybe you'll be able to channel that anger into finally getting some better taste in metal? Who knows
DEATH METAL REIGNS FUCKING SUPREME!!!!!
>>124821816Doubtful lmao he genuinely thinks Jute Gyte is good
>>124821816>>124821825Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821824Thrash metal? More like trash metal lol
>>124821833Ok, but where is your chin?
I'm going to go to the park to work out and smoke a joint. By the time I get back you all better be friends again.
>>124821824>even core beats thrashkek what a dead genre
>>124821842Thanks for the update catranner.
I’m a little cutie and I love Darkthrone :)
>>124821843Almost as dead as this general, eh jan?>>124821856Thanks for the update, jaACKy.
>>124821843Almost as dead as /metal/ lol
>>124821863Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821824Why isn't dungeon synth on the list
>>124821873Ok, but where is your chin?
Stay glued to that screen lmaoSpeed Doom metal
metal bands that are popular with women:>Opeth>Nightwish>Metallica>Gojira >Mastodon >Iron Maiden>Lamb of God>Cradle of Filth
>>124821901Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821902Deftones
>>124821911Ok, but where is your chin?
Think I might have found the actual metal AOTY, hold on guys. Doing a listen.
>>124821928Ok, but where is your chin?
Vampiric technical death metal
>>124821966Ok, but where is your chin?
Soul stealing melodic deathcore
>>124821982Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821911Correct.
Hand-numbing icy riffs
>>124822009Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124820098Great thread so far, guys! Keep up the hard work.
>>124822024Thank you sister
>>124822024Thanks for the update, Iass.
The first metal-head to respond to this post promises to give me their soul for all eternity upon their death. No takebacks>>124820201https://aara.bandcamp.com/track/alptraum
>>124822030>>124822033I'm a dude but no worries! Love to see the great metal discussion going on today. :)
>>124822047Hello Shreddit
I like doom metal and I still haven't fully listened to Master of Reality. Amazing.
>>124822066>>124822047>>124822072Ok, but where is your chin?
And whoever responds to this one also will dedicate their soul to me upon their death. No takebacks>>124820265Yes.>>124822071Thank you, much obliged.
Also the first person to use the word "chin" in their post will give me their soul and all of the souls following their death, to me. For eternity. I repeat, "chin" is the codeword>>124822072Death for me
>>124822082>>124822096Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124822108Haha hell yeah, thank you my superstitious friend
>>124822116Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124822131Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124822147Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124820098Gonna say today was a successful day and that metal won in the end
>>124822158Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821815Divines smile on you, friend
>>124822184Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124822118>>124822133>>124822150>>124822159>>124822193Keep those hands glued to your screen bro lmao, you gotta respond quicker though
>>124822211Ok, but where is your chin?
Gonna read the news for a bit, let me know if anything interesting happens here>>124820274>>124820472Still good lmfao>>1248203903 hours straight dude lmfao
>>124822273Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821812After all the great and productive discussion this is how you thank me
>>124822293Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124822114>>124822114>>124822114Is he right?
>>124822304Thanks for the update, Iass.
>>124820807I'll add it to the list
>>124822444Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124822047>https://aara.bandcamp.com/track/alptraumI like this so far yeah
>>124822454Ok, but where is your chin?
https://aara.bandcamp.com/track/felsensang
>>124822470Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124820098And yes I am testing the response time lmao like are you staring at a dead thread lol
>>124822489Ok, but where is your chin?
Also I refuse to listen to Black Sabbath, might as well listen to Knocked Loose if you want some trendy overhyped garbage
>>124822507Ok, but where is your chin?
All abooooaaaard ah ha ha ha ha haa
>>124822542Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124821624Correct
>>124822563Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124807779Underrated!
Metallica ft. Adam Kalmbach
Prozak is basically the OG metal schizo
>>124822600>>124822588>>124822580Ok, but where is your chin?
What's some good metal with Leo energy?
Time for something new
>>124822679>>124822618Ok, but where is your chin?
What the fuck is cosmic codex
>>124822706Ok, but where is your chin?
https://youtu.be/_FBwVRNOL70?si=VqFmWD8IatI8MJGshttps://youtu.be/_FBwVRNOL70?si=VqFmWD8IatI8MJGshttps://youtu.be/_FBwVRNOL70?si=VqFmWD8IatI8MJGshttps://youtu.be/_FBwVRNOL70?si=VqFmWD8IatI8MJGs
https://doomcharts.com/2024/12/06/doom-charts-november-2024/https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1puNtExlWalSsWOPQcZ8ha?si=ie5frfvCRKauM74--Japvg&nd=1&dlsi=18d1f946a7554998
>>124822726>>124822721Ok, but where is your chin?
Lardtanic Baldmaster is a joke
>>124822741That guy is a nazi
>>124822755>>124822741Ok, but where is your chin?
I'm leaving you guys, this general is getting too stupid for me..back to my studies...
>>124822764Ok, but where is your chin?
Any copypaste npc metalhead in
>>124822764what are you studying
>>124822779>>124822776Ok, but where is your chin?
Deftones are a great band and underrated
NU>>124822799NU>>124822799NU>>124822799NU>>124822799NU>>124822799
>>124822779I don't have one >>124822786You're either a dried up bitch or a faggot
Ok, but where is your chin?
>>1248201812/10 music
>>124822786>>124822809Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124822839Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124822800Late
Much love to da jan for the quality posting, can't wait for da nuke
>>124822836>>124822853
>>124822901OK but where is the real one?
>>124822906I'm too insecure
N U>>124822927N U>>124822927N U>>124822927N U>>124822927
>>124823016>>124823016>>124823016
>>124822929>>124822800Too early, guys
NU>>124823031NU>>124823031NU>>124823031NU>>124823031
>>124823041Too late
>>124823017>>124822929>>124823028Too early guys. >>124823041This is the one.
>>124820106Only good post itt
>>124823083Gonna use the one that was made at the correct time personally
Varg.
