Morning metal hours edition>>124833407
This is the best one
Skeleton scary
BLASTING
>>124838542Correct
>>124838551Is this stoner metal
>>124838574Burp metal
>>124838574Anything can be stoner metal if you want.
>>124838551
>>124838581No, stoner metal usually talks about weed which a lot of other genres don't
Best Inquisition album?
Sleep Token
>>124838551*sips* Satan.
>>124838591This is where In Flames turn to shit for me. Sounds like eating too much sugar.>>124838598the debut
Sci-metal
>>124838645Depressing future
>>124838532AMERICAAAAAAA
>>124838657AMERICACA
>>124838628Furfanfic Wulfmaster
>>124838702
>>124838704Me.
>>124838704Cats scare me
>>124838532Pick one:>Slayer>Pantera>Megadeth>Burzum
>>124838736Slayer.
>>124838736Slayeer
>still no oldNot posting in this edition either. Have fun y’all
>>124838736Megadeth, narrowly.
>>124838746no old what?
>>124838783Megadiaper Knave is hated around these here parts.
>>124838798thats not true at all. you must be a faggot.
>>124838808Only faggots like that twink mummy
>>124838821>>124838808>>124838798>>124838783How many times are you going to reply to yourself? You ever get tired of it?
>>124838787I think he meant the previous original post
>>124838738>>124838742Correct.
>>124838738>>124838742>>124838871>GAAAAAYER
>>124838890Average metalheads
Favorite Perineum album?
I hope this is more consistent than Too Fast for Love.>inb4 monkey's paw curls, it's consistently shit BTW, Good thing H posts the same images and catchphrases all the time, makes it piss easy to filter his melties. Remember, the only winning move is not to reply.
Megadiaper loves getting creamed
HH
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Least sleepy-sounding bands?
>>124838932JUNKIIIEEE
>>124838910Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124838956where's yours?
>>124838937Uh... lad...
>>124838939Knocked Loose, motherfucker
>>124838937HEIL
>>124838642Don't they have a lot of albums though, you would think they'd get better over time
>>124838937Gay homo with chin implants
>>124838977Shalom
>>124838977Okay but enough about yourself
>>124838937>>124838972>>124838964Theres the setup....and now the reactive...Both the same personWhoops, I was too late for this prediction >>124838977, literally as I was typing it up lmfao
For me it's Black Magick Star Ship.
>>124838977weirdo troll keeps talking about chins in both threadswhat the fuck
>>124838976Fair. I guess it's not the best, but I like it the most. Ancient Cult feels fresh while later Inquisition albums are new coats of paint on an established style.>>124838981>first shalom post in monthsNature is healing.
Autistic metal breakdowns
>>124839005IRC?? what year are you in? IRC is barely active anymore, boomeri'm not even sure if IRC is still a thing
>>124839028>HE DOESN'T KNOW
Hungry metal riffs
Metal bands with fucking sickass riffs AND cookie monster vocals?
>>124839036i know that you're stuck in the 90s or early 00s
kill yourselves
>>124839056Correct.
Master of Puppets by Metallica
>>124839048Yeah 4cuck.org is, thats why you can go find them on IRC lmfao. Oh course they probably also have another hidden cord, but publically its IRC.
>>124838736Pantera by far>>124838920Miles better than Too Fast For Love
>>124838939>>124838966*metal* bands
>>124839047This guy unironically looks cvlt and cool as fuck, I can see why he makes Hector upset. Has much better taste in metal as well. Epic.
>>124839077if it's invite only, it's not much of an IRC probably just you and 1 or 2 other idiotsnobody uses IRC anymoreit's dead like usenet
>>124839089Metalcore is still metal.
>>124839090Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124839065I blast this around Chinese and Indian peepo, along with Retaliation by Carnivore.
Filtered.>>124838551This one was decent.
If you type like this, he can't tell who's posting. Epic. Metal rules.
>>124839103Damn, must suck to be this much of a newtard, no wonder they can post the same garbage every thread and you poor amerilards and third worlders never catch on.This really is just a cinema of me watching newfag jesters and jaACKy conducting them all day.
>>124839132>>124839122Ok, but where is your chin?
Why isn't he still posting in the thread that he made
>>124839073Metallica really were an anomaly in thrash metal considering how long their songs and albums are. MoP is 55 minutes long, not one song is below 5 minutes, and some songs are barely thrash.
>>124839162>>124839152Ok, but where is your chin?
>>124839103Correct
>>124839104How do you figure?
>>124839104Some metalcore bands, I assume, are metal.>>124839162'ec gave up on his own thread lel. He NEEDS our attention to survive.
>>124839186Drop-tuned guitar riffs, constant double kick drumming with varying tempos and techniques, breakdown sections, and screaming or shouting vocals. From RYM
>>124839208And which of those are exclusive to metal?
>>124839100Is that like, a spiderwolf? Pretty cool
Could you kindly cease your insane spam and ramblings? I'm starting to feel second-hand embarrassment, regardless if your weird ramblings about a secret clique targeting you are ironic or genuine paranoid schizophrenia.Back to topichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oms2mT_JWMY&pp=ygUic2VwdWx0dXJhIHNjaGl6b3BocmVuaWEgZnVsbCBhbGJ1bQ%3D%3D
>>124839118Why?
>>124838532Are there any places to actual discuss metal? this place is so retarded and toxic idk why anyone is even here
>>124839240r/Metal seems like a good place to start, idk
>>124839185>>124839224>>124839202>>124839237Ok, but where is your chin?>>124839225Thanks for the update, Troony.
>>124838532Milwaukee Metal Fest's lineup got announced
Metal is inherently retarded and toxic by the way
>>124839256I'll be going for Sacred Reich personally.
>>124839261
>>124838551D E V I N T O W N S E N Dhttps://insideoutmusic.bandcamp.com/album/lost-not-forgotten-archives-awake-demos-1994
Not sure why this album gets so much shit here, sounds pretty good to mehttps://open.spotify.com/album/2ZMU69ofHR6udEnkP8cFND
>>124839255Are you one of those queers who was born gay, or did you evolve into a fag later in life?
/schizo/ general
>>124839451>>124839408>>124839399>>124839316>>124839310>>124839285>>124839261fuck you!>>124839256>>124839255>>124839251
>>124838532
>>124839208>breakdown sectionsThis is metalcore's core (heh) problem. Less that the breakdowns exist, but that most songs are written around them, instead of riffs, solos, or writing a song greater than the sum of its parts in the first place. Breakdowns are about rhythm and not melody, and metal is inherently melodic. Not necessarily consonant or catchy, but still melodic. A lot of metalcore is just waiting for the breakdown to arrive, whereas metal has important musical moments throughout. >>124839240Keep in mind this place is half metal discussion, and half hangout spot for metalfags. Just filter H's drivel and other mantra-like posters (browse for a while and you'll notice them) and only reply to people actually talking about metal. Or you may just want to find or start a different thread about metal that isn't /metal/.
>>124839399We love Devin here
>>124839527I have those exact same socks
>>124839527Correct
>>124839527Domeheaded nigga
>>124839509I probably couldn't stand an Alestorm album, but Drink is decent party metal (which repeats the chorus too much). More fun than a modern Gojira song.Also what Imperial Triumphant album(s) are actually good and not total sporkshit?
>>124839540I have these socks
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jw6-LzuEvb4&si=FT81KgTN8A8EJX-E
>>124839615Based fellow YouTube Premium subscriber.
>>124839665Just wish they'd recommend better stuff on youtube music but the youtube algorithm is solid
>>124839509only good bands there are Cannibal Corpse and Tool.
>>124839683I don't even use the YT Music app. The regular YouTube app can do everything YT Music does.
>>124838938Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>shavedthis is the only Devin we respect
>>124839697Youtube Music is louder though, pro tip
>>124839710About a day in 1993 that changed Black Metal Forever - Varg Vikernes (subtitulado)https://youtu.be/wYHzQ0coTd4?si=pyiw5kCVfhI7RegU
>>124839408>evolveThe fact you consider homosexuality evolutionary, speaks volumes about your homosexuality.
>>124839737>t. Doesn't understand denotation Lmfao
>>124839716I just download (read: pirate) the serious stuff, so for example metal or digital downloads I've actually bought or just stuff I care enough about. YouTube My Mix is for all the shitty pop music I like. I still have a fuckton of music stored locally on my phone.
>>124839104Correct.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNcfsQ3WgWM
>>124839763I like streaming music on my phone because then I can easily save them to different playlists and optimize my algorithm, but I understand wanting to find music without the technological guidance, can be a hindrance https://youtu.be/_5vI3b9ZvQo?si=qumv_WsI4Tc0PCSu
>>124839713Correct
>>124839609That's a whole lotta scars, hope she's okay
>>124839788More dreadful than I expected.
>>124839878probably dead by now
>>124839912I hope not, she's pretty aside from the lip filler and seems nice also
>>124839878Self identified deficit of attention
What a bass tone!
>>124839855Eh. You probably have a lot more trouble than I.
>>124839953Quality over quantity judging by those tracks heh
>>124839931Don't be mean
>>124839755You are a homosexual.
Blind. Guardian.
>>124839978Oh ya.
>>124840003Didn't know people still used Last.fm
metal is Brat
>>124840011I even pay for Last.fm Pro.
>>124840013what are you trying g to say?
>>124840033Grim
brat more like brap lmao that shit stinks, dawg
Devin was supposed to be in Geezer Butler's band but he was a cunt to him so he had Burton C Bell instead
Morbid Angel
>>124840145More like Morbid Gayngel
>>124840129Devin doesn't need that shitty band anyways
>noooooo you can’t just listen to bands with more than 10 fans because b-b-because….nooooooo!!!!!
>>124840173Who are you quoting?
AOTY
>>124840183Not metal.
>>124838704They're getting smarter ruh roh
>>124840189Neumetal is still metal
:( )
>>124840129>>124840162GZR competes with late Ozzy albums for some of the worst ever Sabbath member solo material
>>124840209black qveen
>>124840183Correct.
Where's Hector
>>124840224IN HELL
>>124840224He's still making his way to the treadmill
>>124840224In denial
>>124840215Baone Debbie Superpower
Fucka twigs is weird and I don't like her or her music or her style, insufferable weird c*nt ugh
>>124840234Nice place you got here, m'lady
Crapped myself while listening to Tool again...dont know why this keeps happening
Geezer Dave
Burzum, Venom, the list could go on really
>>124840209>that hat and bandanaI think her favorite song is less "Be Quick or Be Dead" and more "Kill the Boer". Another day for the Santa-denying press.>>124840261Better get yourself a pit diaper brah brah>>124840271Love 'em both. I don't get how some people love one and hate the other.
TIRED NOWBROKEN DOWNWITHERING AWAYPIECE BY PIECE
AUSCHWITZ THE MEANING OF PAINTHE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE
>>124840335Glorifying the holocaust = cringe
Fucking Slayer
>>124840145HEIL AZAGTHOTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V462IsOV3jsHoly shit
>>124840341SADISTIC, SURGEON OF DEMISESADIST OF THE NOBLEST BLOODDESTROYING WITHOUT MERCYTO BENEFIT THE ARYAN RACESURGERY WITH NO ANESTHESIAFEEL THE KNIFE PIERCE YOU INTENSELYINFERIOR, NO USE TO MANKINDSTRAPPED DOWN, SCREAMING OUT TO DIE>>124840355HEIL
Hell yeah!
>>124840341Correct.
>>124840361That song was about gender reassigment surgery. Slayer loves LGBTQ!
>>124840377>LGBTQ!Let's Go Burn The Queers!
>>124840234She's bald
>>124840355I forget Kerry had hair
>>124840335HEIL
>>124840358whatever this kind of riff is called, I snooze it.
>>124840341Incorrect.
I like this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miKIaRiVmSk
>>124840481The singer is a nazi Trumpozoid.
FUCK JOHN PETRUCCI
>>124840291Lmao you're funny fren. Hope you're having a good day.
>>124838551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ven9L-jwQU
>>124840567>TransLOLus maximus
>>124840586lol
>>124840586Laughable diaper clown grandma.
>>124840586Is the cover meant to be evocative of Vampires of Black Imperial Blood or am I just imagining things again.
>>124840586ULTRA BASED
>>124840679>>124840703>>124840727i can see you're just looking for a fight right now
The actual metal AOTY
Th actually REAL aoty
>>124840766Gay cover, I hate nature
how long they've been going at it? more than a week straight? totally not spam and/or bots
>>124840586Correct and actual.
>>124840776Metal is inherently gay but that cover is not and the music certainly isn't
>>124840775>coreshit
>>124840586Underwhelming
>>124840766>>124840775What genres? Phone posting and busy right now
>>124840789Nonsensical blubbering
HOLY SHIThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI0_Hx__dFU
>>124839878>she
>>124840793no>>124840809disso death/black
>>124840145Correct.
>>124840586Overwhelming
>>124840492Good
>>124840851She looks like a woman
>>124840837I like how their asiatic language sounds like robot sounds
Any good Russian metal bands? No I don't care about their political affiliation btw
So, will Iced Earth be playing at President Donald J Trump"s second inauguration on January 20?
>>124840897Her penis begs to differ.
>>124840897Did you not notice the shirt? Clearly a tranny.
>>124840979>>124841011OwO
>>124840943Wolfkrieg
The Spider Lilly single has a neat solo, but the rest of it is bland. King's vocals aren't even great, I thought he got better after quitting smoking?>>124840959No, because that would be a good idea to show the public that you have supporters in the music business who aren't Kid Rock.
>>124841111Cuck Shitmouth is hated here
>what if Nemesis Divina were a Death Metal album?Not bad. Not great, but not bad. Definitely worth a listen or two if that description interdasts you.
Can you guys please explain the appeal of Darkthrone to me? I played "Beholding the Throne of Might" but the vocals are so bad I don't understand what I'm missing
>>124841176Just ignore kvltkiddie stuff, it's not worth anybody's time listen to FUCKING SLAYER instead
>>124841176Black metal is about being as bad as possible at what you are doing
>>124841128Kys
>>124841176>I don't understand what I'm missingThen you never will.
Aerosmith
>>124841218The old diaper tranny and his HRT voice are hated here.
>>124841176Are you American?
>>124841176Go for a walk on a windy night and crank Blaze to 11.
>>124841230Toys in the Attic
>>124841233Correct.
>>124841230DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
>>124841176Blaze is their only good album
>>124841233I like them, they're funny and they have tight little pooper
Diaperthrone and Fagjizz are our enemies.
>>124841176>the vocals are so badThe vocals are good actually, that's what you're missing.
>>124841237>>124841245Fuck yes bros, but I actually do like them and listen to them because I'm 5000 years old. https://youtu.be/pvodHi2_FoQ?si=52vsFriHmE0_gzoZ
>>124841134Listening now, pretty cool thanks for the rec>>124841176Everything good they made came before that album
HEIL KING DIAMOND
>>124841300He is so cringe and poops himself
>>124841300INFERNAL HAILS
I beat up King Diamond in Amsterdam 25 years ago
I was never a big KD or MF fan, and pretty much associate both with Heman now because this video was better than their music https://youtu.be/RLh62htgbW8?si=vnA7_b6DfSpz0w5r
>>124841569kek
Tfw simping hard on a girl who I can tell barely likes me back. I hate myself but I can’t help it because I genuinely love her. Metal for this feel? Something with incel lyrics like pig destroyer to help me wake up
>>124841590told you not to be a simp broyou said you only liked her but now u simpin
>>124841594I’m simping so hard I’m eating healthy and working out everyday to try and look more appealing. I am pathetic
>>124841604self-improvement isn't pathetic but simping islet's get to the bottom of this anonare you wagecucking and giving this woman your earnings? If so, you are simpingAre you doing 200 push-ups a day and running 3 miles? If so, you are self-improving now go get shredded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnzkhQsmSag
>>124841176Under A Funeral Moon is one of the peak of metal innovation. Nothing before in metal is worth a shit.
>>124841622
>>124838574no
>>124839003based
What are some one hit wonder metal bands? Bands that have one good song or are mainly known for one song>mayhem>burzum>venom>cannibal corpse>electric wizard
Remember when people used to pretend Nargaroth was good just so they had enough bands to fill out their top ten lists?
>>124841620>Incellic ShartboyWe prefer Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas here.
>>124841737Definitely not Mayhem or Burzum since their almost entire discographies are amazing. I don't even know which songs you mean, From The Dark Past? That's the best song off their most popular album. Freezing Moon? Funeral Fog? Not even close to Life Eternal and the Title track.And don't get me started on Burzum, tourist.
>>124841292>Listening now, pretty cool thanks for the recBased. Check out their first album for some weirdo Black Metal.
>>124841746>implying that wasn't a better time
>>124841569Poseur.
>>124841746I remember when I thought metal was good.
>album is so mediocre that it’s unlistenable and ends up being worse than a genuinely terrible album What is this phenomenon called
>>124841879>What is this phenomenon calledOnly-in-your-head phenomenon. It's quite common actually, in your head. But yes, I have noticed that kind of phenomenon pop up here and there, in your head.
>>124841594I think you're just jealous of Sinisterdarling, she is very pretty though and probably has good taste in metal
Sucking on a Willy while listening to ghost bath and there is nothing you can do about it liberals!
>/metal/ has been ruined by off-topic spammers>/horror/ has been ruined by off-topic spammerswhere the fuck do I go
Luigi metal
>>124842071The internet is dead brother, bots are cleaning up unsavoury parts of the internet to make it unusable so that the whole internet is safe for advertising agencies. This began rolling out in 2016 along with the culture war bullshit, there has been a marked difference ever sinceI suggest you look at other ways for entertainment and/or find irl people. I would happily migrate to a place where we could discuss metal but it would eventually be targeted by bots too, it’s just a matter of time unfortunatelyhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory
>>124842071Idk this thread seems very on topic imo
>>124842130Chin?
>>124842129The whole "dead internet theory" is the dumbest product of mainstream app brainrot that I've ever seen. There's plenty of unique and subversive websites still maintained and added to to this day. The only thing that's changed is that the average joe is too lazy to look into anything that isn't spoonfed to him by a big corpo, so they think "oh mah gawd nothing else exists". It's like seeing your average idiot somehow being conditioned into thinking like the allegory of the cave, when they've already seen that there's more out there.Maybe actually go exploring around. I'm not even talking about the deep web or anything, just going around to niche interests and seeing whatever small time forums or blogs or appreciation sites exist out there. ...Except, actually, YOU shouldn't be doing that if you're the type who believes in stupid crap like the dead internet theory. Those small sites aren't looking for more numbers to fill them up. They want people who are actually engaged in the topics and willing to adapt to whatever microculture they have going on. They do not need your dumb-ss self coming in, filling it up with tiktoks reposted a million times and the most basic b-tch memes you've ever seen. They're probably too nice to ban you for it, so you'd just be polluting the place until your ADHD-excusing brain forgets about it and relapses into the same twitter, discord, tiktok treadmill you're on today.Really, if you think the internet has lost any of its magic, that's your own fault for wearing horse blinders. Big Corpo isn't forcing your phones and computers to only access the most generic of mainstream sh-t, that's 100% on you for going along with it just because it's easier to not think.
>>124841176It is me. I just understood Darkthrone. Thanks for your replies!
>>124842192Back in the heyday you could find cool stuff looking no further than the first search page on google. Zoomers get shit on but everything really does suck now
>>124842192It isn't worth paying $500+ a year in hosting costs to keep your shitty website up when only a handful of people visit it each month
>>124842192Nice ai generated slop post, bot. https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/01/bots-bots-bots/515043/
>>124842192Great post
>>124842267that is why neo cities existthere is still much ways that a (broke) pleb can explore or create their own of the netsthe problem is that normalniggers don't care because they're conditioned to have the attention spans of goldfish
metal for this feel?
>>124841655>666/8=83.25????
>>124842408Why didn't anyone save him a seat
>>124841590Satanic Warmaster
>>124841976>t. Easily impressed Ourist
>>124841066I enjoyed the music until the vocals, anything better?
>>124842408This, but Adam Kalmbach
>>124842541https://youtu.be/qPDo-HoqPNI?si=2epcsePvVnUc5dO7
Bathory would be goated without the intros and atmospheric parts.
>>124842566Decent, might actually get this in full quality. Thanks
https://youtu.be/GUXpbnT5eBE?t=344This is real metal not your black punk garbage.
>>124842590Only Nordland is semi-good.
What are some good vegan or vegetarian metal bands?
>>124842651You'd like it better if Quorthon was a chinaman.
>>124842663Pretty sure they all contain meat.
>>124842634Good to see you back, Negru. How did that thing go?
In the comments of Forced Gender Reassignment.
>>124842713She's right you know
>>124842723About what?
>>124842731Being a woman
>>124841474Well, guys?
>>124842690Pagan Chinese metal about ancient china would indeed go hard.
>>124842735A penis precludes you from being one?
>>124842756Idk but this general can be pretty transphobic sometimes, not a fan
>>124842696An accurate depiction of the /metal/ general
>>124842765>>124842756>>124842735>>124842731>>124842723>>124842713Why are you talking to yourself?
>>124842590The atmospheric parts are the only parts worth listening to from Batlord
>>124842793OK, but where is your chin?
>>124842796>>124842796>>124842796
>>124841879I don't know a name for it, but it can be summed with the phrase "The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference."
