2 week long fasts edition>>124859604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlQCQ2YyUFU
>>124871687this general is a joke. just a couple schizos screaming into the void.
>>124871739ThisBASED AUTISTIC SCHIZOS
>>124871739>screaming into the void Sounds metal to me
>kekky pisses off>his copycat orbiter keeps posting his posts
Battle vests:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WD-4gZUxv0
>>124872015Explain
tell us a little about yourself. what got you into metal?
>>124872015It's him. He's just samefagging.
>>124872175Satan.
>>124872196I need a link to that video again.
kvlt or not?
>>124872015How can I see someone's post history?
>>124872365 just search the archives for his meme speak buzzwords
BLASTAN
>>124872365First we will need to see a picture of yourself so we know this isnt a bot that is trying to datamine
>>124872380Give me an example of one.>>124872413No.
>>124872413Also write Bongman on your forehead
>>124872421>t. Data mining bot
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>metal "discussion"
>ironic shit”posting”
>autistic "screeching"
>>124872456Beloved here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QajL3MgloEs
>>124872421Baldcuck
>>124872396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr1L4ezfVhMListened, liked, found out it was jeets, disliked
>christmas is about being with friends and family>get shitfaced and listen to metal instead
>>124872803why?
>>124871699based d-brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boeVq9fv_oY
>>124872819gets the adrenaline pumping
>>124872349Sodacucked
>>124872851Sofa*
yeah I’m thinkin based
Knocked Loose, motherfucker
>>124872180it's not. he can't resist not posting if you start talking about him. that's how attention-starved he is. why do you think blogposts here? because he has no one else to talk to.
>>124872947Correct.
https://youtu.be/WXv31OmnKqQ
>>124873056Poser
>>124872947Industry Plants, cocksucker
>dislike sludge >rate this a 10/10 anywaywhat did I mean by this
Is that a boy sitting on that chair?
Just spitting some factsThis is pure unadultered kinoGrotesque also is mindblowingAt The Gates after TRITSIO sucks
the strangest people always end up here one way or another
>The Red in the Sky is Ourswhat did whey mean by this?
>>124873140Because… le romanticism!
Love this album.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2HmSeehoGU
my favorite metal ballads (NO HAIR METAL!!!!!)>Testament - Return to Serenity>Helloween - Forever and One (Neverland)>Symphony X - Paradise Lost>Iced Earth - Watching Over Me>Bruce Dickinson - Tears of the Dragon
Another metalhead https://www.twitch.tv/mrshck
>>124873241Did we really need another simp post?
>>124873140>>124873178going to guess it's because in the winter, the sun barely gets over the horizon resulting in a lot of red light
>>124873218I like this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZKWvoMxrco
>>124873241>ziggeryikes! hard pass
And the best metal genre goes to:
>>124873284Droom
>>124873284THRASH
>>124873284jenny
There are two types of metal fans
>>124873267Russians based desu
>>124873295Is that drone and doom metal?
>>124873284Porn metal.
>>124873302No contest.
>>124873306Correct
>>124873302make a strawpollsettle it once and for all
>>124873322red has my vote
poop metal
>>124873332Autopsy - Shitfun
>>124873322Polls always get hecktrolled
pee metal
>>124873262based
>>124873322dissection with STRONG horse neck > whatever
>>124873341Pissgrave
Megadeth
fart metal
>>124873284NSKM (National Socialist Kawaii Metal)
>>124873368beloved here
>>124873302>>124873322https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJapxXvg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJapxXvg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJapxXvg3
>>124873218check out There Stood the Fence broksi
some people are obsessed with the most annoying things imaginable
fuck you I like it
>>124873322https://strawpoll.com/w4nWW8jVJnAhttps://strawpoll.com/w4nWW8jVJnA
>>124873388meloshitters this is embarrassing
>>124873388>>124873411well played
>>124873407What, like metal?
>>124873120Glad to have another Waitbro in the general, but WFIKTBD is good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdbfoLp8AWYWe like dungeon synth here
>>124873388>>124873411
>>124873379Megadeth sucks
>>124873474Idk either of those albums so I really don't care
Metalheads love talking shit about other bands but then I'm all like. Where is your band
I understand what that guy was saying in regards to burritos and metal but honestly metal is more like a hot pocket in regards to music lmao
>>124873511It died in school when I tried to play metal drums in the project the guitarist wanted to just be heavy-ish rock.
>>124873520You're a retard lmaometal is like a Sheppard pie
>>124873535Yeah a shepherd's pie hot pocket lmfao
How do you see poll results when you already voted
>>124873530Replacing the drummer with a drum machine is very cvlt and trve anyways
>>124873576click "show results"
>>124873583FALSE
>>124872396https://rakuyo.bandcamp.com/track/--4
>>124873511how about stop posting cats? poser.
>>124873638I love these unhinged rantsA lot better than sifting through shitposts in this general
>>124873657I like cats and metal is alright
>>124873638Why does he talk like a caveman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbS1MHj31S0&list=OLAK5uy_ncpwOwjZWrHoAoqDH9WsgMTS3TPmaqTBc&index=3&pp=8AUB
>>124873638>REAL DRUMS DONE POOR IS BETTER THAN DRUM MACHINEtrvthainiggers will never understand
>>124873674Because he's low IQ, very metal however
Fucks or sucks? I thought it sucked, but the concept of stripping slam down to it's bare essentials is interesting.
I have listened to nothing but dying fetus, type o negative and morbid angel for the past two weeks
>>124873748dont you have cum to shit out, pedo
>>124873768brown
>>124873767your favorite morbid angel album?
>>124873767That must be pretty fucking boring even after a couple days, let alone weeks.
>>124873767Grim
>>124873767Ryo would never listen to wigger fetus (who are based)
>>124873793Illud Divinum Insanus
im high
>>124873793Gateways or FFtF
>>124873810The 5 stages of baldness in a cover, epic
>>124873827we know you have a balding fetish
>>124873825Thank god they finally stopped making music
>>124873827YWNBH (you will never be h*ctor)
>>124873837I just pretend they broke up after Heretic
>>124873836I prefer women with hair actually>>124873838Hardstyle is a subgenre of metal
>>124873824Drugs are based and you should keep taking them
Morbid Angel - Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
Smoking crack is very metal
>>124873845you would know
>>124873903same type of awful covers
>>124873903best of both worlds
>>124873903Heartwork is way more enjoyable than Negroticism, but SoS is the best.
>>124873937>Heartwork>enjoyable
Uh. Reek of Putrefaction?
>>124873668>>124873674>>124873691>>124873845simping is not metal
>>124873954I'm not simping but you sound jealous of her. Quite understandable though as she is pretty and probably has decent taste in music (unlike yourself lol)
Swansong!
>>124873966we don't have time for that
>>124873972Dragonforce
>>124873951>what is the word "more"
>>124873978Correct
>>124873871Hell yeah I am a drug kingpin
>>124874000and german too
>>124874000>Aus direkt aufgebrühter Früchteteewhat a disgusting, repulsive language
you are obviously very bored and don't know what to do with yourself
>>124874034welcome to /meatl/
>>124874000>VIPcan you imagine how fucking repulsed the bugs were by hans presence when he got to meet them but they had to put on forced smiles because this simp paid $2000
Deutsch metal.
>>124874046what?
>>124874070I'D LIKE TO BEUNDER THE SEAIN AN OCTOPUS'S GARDENIN THE SHADE
that's it. i'm ignoring you completely now.
3/4 of this thread is just one or two schizophrenic jannies samefagging themselves isnt iti mean you literally get banned just for interrupting or interacting with themi will now surely be banned for this post as well, luckily im not trapped here in a self made cage
Post kino Black Metal albums only you know about.
>>124874163Brapsinstinkt
>>124874046Lmfaooooo
new Skagoshttps://skagos.bandcamp.com/album/chariot-sun-blazing
>>124874046They told me I was based and that the new Infectious Jelqing was AOTY
>>124874215>Infectious Jelqing was AOTYunfathomably based
>>124874215no one cares about the dream you had the night before
>>124874241The night before I saw the last NOFX show in Europe.Kinda blew
>>124874248NOFX have been phoning it in live for two decades
>>124874213Why are they using rocks for a metal cover
>>124872396https://nonsomnia.bandcamp.com/album/liquid-shadows
>>124874257Rock? Metal? What's next, Plastic? Lol
>>124874213I thought they were fucking dead
>What a beautiful sight man, just beautiful>Thank you so much for coming out tonight and supporting us for over 30 years>It's times like this that really makes you feel alive, you know>Cherish those moments for as long as you can because they don't last forever>Oh, and if you haven't done so already, this town is holding a crusade for children charity event for blind, crippled orphans and uh, donations are still being accepted>Alright, this next song is called ORGASM THROUGH TORTURE
>>124874271Nice leaf. That's from a silk tree; I know.
>kshitter is a junkieTruly saddening
>>124874313BASED
Worship The Great Kat or die.
>>124874380The Great Shat lol
>>124873408link their least sterile-sounding song
still shredsstill hot
Sick New World 2025 getting cancelled, the Punk Rock MBA dying, and Dave Grohil destroying his le heckin nice guy image were the highlights of my year
>>124874438Based, extreme metal is completely irrelevant
>>124874380>>124874425>BDSM, Gore, Violence, Satanism (early); Instrumental (later)kek
>>124874438>Dave Grohil destroying his le heckin nice guy imageqrd?
>>124874422any song off Valley of the Damned
>>124874450forever Dave Grohl was had a reputation of being "the nicest dude in rock!" this year he shattered that image by admitting he fucked around behind his wife's back and now has to raise another child born from a different woman.
Last twenty posts have been jannyshitters
>>124874465Doesn't seem that bad
>>124874450He didn't stop when she said when
yup
>>124874450He made a joke at taylor swift or something
>>124874450Twitter found Grohl's /mu/ posts calling everyone who didn't listen to DsO balding and melanated.
>>124874450It was discovered he wrote editorials for a fascist right wing zine.
Grand Belial's Key
What would Famine think of this
peak reddit metal
>>124874595She looks like Olivia Rodrigo
>>124874590not fat or ugly enough to like nazi slop
>>124874595He just lives for chaos/shitposting so he'd probably love it
>>124874624Stop simping already
>>124874628don’t understand how anyone could enjoy this
>don’t understand how anyone could enjoy this
>>124874684are you gay?
>>124874684Average metalheads in 2024
good luck trying to manage this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p66A_DBInaw
>>124874380Cats are pretty great!
Stoner Doom
>>124874810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmPEmXDnnbo
>>124874810Not Metal.
>>124874903Stoner Doom Metal is a subgenre of heavy metal that combines elements of stoner rock and doom metal, resulting in a sound characterized by heavy, down-tuned guitar riffs, slow tempos, and a thick, sludgy atmosphere. It often incorporates psychedelic, bluesy, and groove-oriented influences, with a focus on creating a hypnotic or trance-like listening experience
>>124874951none of that is metal
>>124874810>dude... weed... lmao
heavy metal https://youtu.be/e-mMVVqE9UI?si=moqVtUhf3XjY_c1q
>>124874979Correct
>>124874984hard rockeven Rush is more metal (which is why they're on the metal archives and GNR isn't)
>>124873388Dissection: 8At the Gates: 5
>>124875003https://youtu.be/QxgqNRsuMzw?si=B0kJAI9W2pvLYgc9Rush wore kimonos and would do a human centipede backstage after every show in the 70s. I fw rush
>>124875030BS someone’s voting multiple times
>>1248750379 to 5 now kek
>>124875030Shit albums: 2
>>124875003We love metal hosted on metalarchives here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVH6YL62_3Q
>>124875037>One vote per IP-Address allowed
>>124874979>weed is so powerful and influential it led to its users making a new musically distinct subgenrebased
>>124875053David Gilmour looks like a zombie
>>124875063I could have voted 4 times between cell phones and different WiFi, but I don’t
>>124875063>vote on phone>vote on pc>vote on tablet>vote on drawing tablet>vote on work laptop>vote on consoleproblem?
>>124875082>>124875093is that why this general is unusable?schizos never being truly banned because of dynamic IPs?
>>124875101Correct
>>124875101why?
>>124875101Just one schizo who was exiled from the mod cabal
>>124875101banning people has been never effective
consider counselling instead of 4chan to treat your schizophrenia
>>124875156therapy is a scamuncucked AI provides much more practical advice, such as popping a Vicodin and jerking off to feel better
>>124875101The whole "wait 15 minutes" shit actually helped a bit
>>124875170porn helped me more than therapy ever will
>>124874951Stoner Doom isn't Metal. It's stoner rock played slow. That's it.
>>124875185this
>>124875093>ipv6
>>124875181>fuck. i need to enter my email? i’m out.
>>124875185This.
>>124875190Wrong. It's stoner metal played slow
>>124875145rangebans are effective, but that would eventually cause ad revenue to plummet if done enough and we can't have that
>>124874285Cool album i really like the classical instruments
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=F9y1HOCfPHc&si=-vkVbdrF8J_5YnNI
>>124875225no money no honey
>>124874608"Reddit" as what it means now didn't exist back then.
>>124875225wasn't the entire country of Romania rangebanned for a while
>>124875260It's reddit as fuck.
>>124875245>not the Motörhead songlisten't
>>124875260what?
Reddit weather lmao
BADA BADA FROM THE MANI USED TO BE*doo doo doo doo dood oo doo*BA DA BADA BAAAA IT'S TIME...FOR VIC-TOREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOH-Oh-OOOOOOH-OHOHIT'S TIME
4chan and Reddit convergedliterally no difference between them noweven Reddit openly hates jeets
>>124875289I remember "asdf movie" compilation (cringe compilation) with one bit about the beatles' song..."Let it be"And the commentary was "WHY NOT REDDIT 'A'?"I still laugh.
>>124874000i want that mussolini bust
any gays?
>>124875325all metal is gay
>>124875329Not true but speed, power, death, and heavy most definitely are
Any janny puppets?
>>124875329only judas priest
>>124875284>>124875273retroactivly attributing reddit to things from before that was a thing just makes all things that enough faggots on reddit could now like reddit.That means every metal band and any other band or thing in any genre or medium reddit.
>>124875337>>124875341Black metal is the gayest
All aboooooaaaard ah ha ha ha hahh
post a metal band from your state/province/region etcAurora Borealis I would love to have children of my own and help with the population I would do my part for society but you need a woman to do that and that aint happening anytime soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VRDiwe02wE
>>124875355incoherent post
>>124875349Low IQ post but okay
>>124875053The vocalist sucks
>>124875349Demilich and timeghoul are quintessentially reddit though
What songs should he cover in the inevitable next installment of Graveyard Classics?
Hey, Adam Kalmbach here. Stop it with the homophobia.thanks.
>>124875325Yes>>124875328Yes>>124875341YesGoing to post ass soon brb
>>124875360crap I copy and pasted the wrong thing
Is Ehnahre reddit?
>>124875370Black Betty
Hey, Glen Benton here. Stop it with the peladophobia.thanks.
>>124875379She looks reddit but she can geddit. Is she a model or does she make music?
>>124875363
>>124875370>>124875388ROOOOARWHOAOH BLACK BETTY BAMBERLHAMRAAAAWWWROOOAAA BLACK BETTY BAMEBERLHAMGONNA GET A BLACK BETTY BAMBERHLAMSUMN SUMN BLACK BETTY BAMBERLAHMMM
>>124875361>Low IQ post but okay
being a little reckless now are we?
metal is low iq and gay
>>124875397Yes but you guys wouldn't like her stuff
>>124875325I'm not gay but I act gay. I'm a little fruity, especially when I open up.Sometimes I find myself speaking with a gay lilt.When I don't brush my teeth my tongue swells up and I develop a lisp.And now I find myself imagining femboys.Sometimes I talk like this: https://youtu.be/lR7aosdJo0Q?t=348When I eat sugar I get hyper and I get very fruity. Literal sugar in my tank.If ever a man touches me I get excited to the degree that I cry. A man hugged me once (in an outfit) and I cried.>>124875350Taake and Niklas Kvarforth makeout on stage. How kvlt! Very offensive! And satanic....>>124875353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLtLBNtKDFE
>>124875370>YEAH, YOU FUCKIN' WITH SOME WET-ASS PUSSY>BRING A BUCKET AND A MOP FOR THIS WET-ASS PUSSY>GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU GOT FOR THIS WET-ASS PUSS-EEEEEEEEEEEE
>>124875350At some point one has to decide what's more important. Not being traditional, christian, volkish whatever, or not being a degenerate gay troon nog
>>124875418Post it anyway, I posted guns n roses lol. Post whatever you like, just don't spam and I think it's ok.
Metal is inherently trans inclusive
>>124875402Guess that depends on what he sucks. I was just referring to his vocals.
>>124875438No I already get enough flak from the resident trannard about posting her, shan't be getting her riled up any further
>>124872436Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>124875440Correct.
>>124875440and frankly, jewish
>>124875440As long as they aren't real women....
>>124875460I won't become a Jew for you sorry lass
>>124875420Nice post friend, I hope you can get hugged soon by someone you like, just a simple hug can cure so much of what's ailing us on the inside. It's been a long time since I felt ok, we all need love
>>124875448Yeah I'm just fucking with you, Ice T's vocals do suck. Makes their cover of Raining Blood laughably bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPHJLB1ZeAc
>>124875420Very metal post, also a dogshit one
https://voca.ro/1mSGi6ISmyjy
>>124875460Jewish*
I am a fan of Jewish womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlZfbEDas3M
Adam kalmbach has an effeminate voice
>>124854633 >>124854633 >>124854633
>>124874141They mistake /meal/ for the freemason hall. They rip off their left trouser leg whilst being nasty to decent folk like you, me and others. /pol/ would sort them out with FACTS and LOGIC.>>124874755Cats are great. I like the video of the cat chasing the mutt away that was attacking the kid on a tricycle. They're smart af. Now I'm gonna combine /out/ with /mu/.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjjM69yHXMc :)
Oops wrong vid. Still drunk from last night kek:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlFqTUZJnpA
>>124875598Don’t get me banned for replying to you
>>124875598>>124875608Serbian retard metalhead posts detected
>>124875526That's just zoomer voice, the guys all sound bi to me.
this is a kot general
>>124873753sucks, holy fuck it sucks
>>124875520I like how she protests guys salivating over her tits, as the cleavage dips further and further south.
>>124875634I won't ban you. I'm not to blame for the corrupt system. I can only call it out. If I was a janny, I'd be fair to everyone and only ban for actual breaking of the rules.>>124875637MEGAPINT!!!
>leaves band>releases a 10/10 album
>>124875670Not sure if she's retarded or tsundere
>poo dick-in-sonlol
more trans metal! more trans metal!
>>124875686HEIL!!
Yesterday was mad Friday or some shit. The crazy Friday before Xmas when people lose their shit. It happens. Must've been a full moon or something. Oh well.
>>124875682Need her roasted by 6' 6" blonde Aryan men asap.
>>124875710>BLITZKREIG'D.COM
>>124875713>>124875713>>124875713
>>124875718Correct.
>>124875670um, i think you need to learn that women are worth more than just their bodies sweaty incel
>>124875686Is Twisted Sister trans metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk
What are (you)r favorite death releases of 2024?
>>124875768Twisted Sister??
>>124875797Yes? Can you not hear properly? TWISTED SISTER! :)
This Fenriz video. I want him to start talking about how dogs ruin a nature hike, cause that's what usually happens to most people.
>>124875747I'm very sweaty from working out my big muscles, oops the towel just dropped....oh oh why is it big and swollen
>>124875838:S This is a christian website. Thank you.
>>124875777Vtriol and Wormed.
>>124875845Someone is getting my rod of iron by the end of this fine day, pray for them
>>124875885You mean your hand?
>>124875901On their ass and throat
>>124875514Kys
DANCE WITH THE DEAD IN MY DREAMS! FUCKING SLAYERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6NAOSqMrVM
https://youtu.be/mDN_f4oxBGw?si=2gZ4SYKZWrg6lOptToday is for winning.
>>124875927SICK as fuck, these early shows in Russia as communism was falling must have been a blast with half a million people in the crowd
Guy looks like he's on a mobile phone at 2.58 on this video from 1992. Another weird metal 'anomaly'. Similar to the Emperor concert where they were wearing covid masks back in 2014. I did an /x/ post on that.
>>124875958This is Donington UK. MTV Russia is the broadcaster. Need concerts like this again for sure though. Check out Slayer Felt Forum in 1988:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bYK3fzY3oThat one was wild in New York. They had to cut it short cause the fans tore up the arena kek.
THEY'RE COMING TO RESCUE MEFROM YOUR DISGRACEWHY DID THEY DISCARDTHE EMBRYOS CONTRACTIT WAS NEVER EASY TO PRETEND THERE WAS A REASONNNNNNN!!!! Classic Geoff Tate! err Tom Mallicoat. Basically The Warning meets Operation Mindcrime. I fucking love this album!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKKvWOhEA24
My sympathies to anyone who got banned. I'm still here. Seems there's nobody left. They banned them all. Corrupt shiesters. This is Anti-mutt-420 signing out. Remember, dogs arn't metal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNPFM5axvIc
Anybody here know Fenriz? Please ask him what he thinks about dogs and report back.
