Mediterranean edition>>124875713 >>124875713
Thank you janny sister
>>124878166>30 seconds inthis is awful
>>124878166t. nu-male
Blasting?
>>124878173Honorary metal
>>124878170It's very laid-back and cool
>>124878176Yeah not metal but no worries, the Isis album is good
>>124878173DId this band just take a Dark Souls screen shot and slap it on their album bra bra?
Ehnahre is jamminhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JJVQAlwXZY
>>124878212No that's probably actually somewhere in Europe
FEEDING ON THE WRATH OF MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2a6UQcQRk4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2a6UQcQRk4
>>124878348The one who actually cancelled it was the current jewish president of Mexico, who governed that city at that time.
Alright time for something better
>>124878371Thank you sister for deleting your posts and reposting
>>124878402I'm a dude but yeah your replies are bad takes so yeah had to repost
>>124878414You're a retarded poster though
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=edr2Tj3CBO4&si=3xReSU2WRuN51zTdDefinitely better than most of the music shared here this month
god i miss eeny posting. fuck you timer.
https://sunn.bandcamp.com/album/life-metalOkay so basically they blew the entire decade the fuck out right at the end? Got it. 8/10
what's YOUR AOTY?
Blasting
>>124878427No I'm not but you sound jealous. My taste in metal is pretty great for being an outsider though
Are any of the trans girls itt cute? Don't be shy.
>>124878688Not metal
>>124878735Metal fans are metal and metal trans are metal. Checkmate
>Are any of the trans girls itt cute? Don't be shy.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>124878743This is a place for discussing music
metal
>>124878612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBtL8ogXZcw
>>124878795Oh, right....music. yeah I'm a fan.
Morbid Angel
>>124878173
Links? Unopened.Blastings? Ignored.Yep, it's /metal/ time.
>>124878752stop posting pictures of me
>>124878949I don't like this picture
>>124879082Sorry Kim
>>124878490
She kind of looked like this except not and I recognized her, again https://youtu.be/Bvjw5LR-WH8?si=Y2mCPjTjByqyv4kQ
>>124878348Wow these people look really cool and not like literal nazis, nice
>>124878636>>124879186why are you a simp tho
>>124879207I'm not a simp I just like posting models with the music, are you mad or actually dumb
>>124879196you are mexican, that's why you say it
>>124878490It's an EP but it's the best thing I heard this year
>>124879221How did you know I'm mexican, that's crazy
what a cute little metal music guy
>>124879219>i need to post models to stand outattention whore
Jute Gyte
>>124879234Ftm vibes
brutal mogginghttps://strawpoll.com/e7ZJapxXvg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJapxXvg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJapxXvg3
>>124879315https://youtube.com/shorts/jzZmC4NTs9g?si=-JdL452Sdlq93mMJWhat about in this one? What if he was playing that tasty lick, and you came up in back of him and kissed his neck, like how bros greet each other in our scene?
>>124879186add this
>>124879334of course the overrated album gets the most votes
>>124879339Not clicking, weird post
>>124879349Oh right, I mean I like girls too. I think I've had too much sugar, and I'm not really gay.
>>124879345No, she wasn't a whore but I do believe she is a fan of mine
>>124879374just add it and shut up fella.
>>124878490Drowned
>>124879369Wishing you luck on your transition
>>124879196They are the new genuine metalheads
>>124879385I don't think it's a coincidence that I bumped into her again, that's all I'm saying
>>124879394NO MAN i didn't mean it, i don't want to kiss tim henson and make love to him, that's patently absurd that you would suggest it.
>>124879422I am again wishing you luck on your transition
>>124879402I was referring to the band and I was being sarcastic, but no worries
>>124879427Is gay the same thing as trans?
>>124878173this is literally everything that everyone makes fun of black metal for, from the hilariously blasphemous lyrics and borderline parodic vocals to the most stereotypical artwork and album title imaginable, yet it totally works. is there anything else that has walked a finer line more precariously than this?
>>124879441ah, they look incel chuds of course
>>124879464Lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1Trcp66vE
>>124879345What a cutie
>>124879472Does he not want to be seen on camera because he is in diapers?
>>124879454>borderline parodic vocalsDon't know what sounds parodic about it, Paul is one of the best bm vocalists ever
>>124878173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ggMr41o0B0Just slept my first night with new electric blanket. Was too hot and I woke up early. I love sitting on my bed and slipping my hand under the covers feeling the warmth mmmm. I imagine things.Additionally, I took a proper shower for the first time in a very long time. I had taken a shower a week ago, but the hot water tank wasn't set high enough. Before this, I had last taken a shower in May, when the pipes started leaking. I find that when I'm clean I get random boners. My boner has been stifled under dirt and dried cum.I have a new 2k 360hz qd-oled monitor coming that I bought on black friday. Finally, a two monitor set up. Amazon needed a whole month to get it in stock. Everything is going to improve.
Speak Finnish or die...
>>124879522He's not in diapers he's just eating well
>>124879472lunchtanic eatmaster
>>124879528The trve nordvk blood of our land flows ever more
>>124879528
>>124879527BASED
>>124879527>Before this, I had last taken a shower in Mayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2TuUJpZIfw
>>124879560Didn't read the post personally, looked like a very strange blogpost>>124879558Lmfao
Scandinavian is just drunk english
>>124879575that's Dutchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ls_ydHstU
>>124879551Tfw been waiting over 20 minutes for my order
I'm playing brighter shores right now. Just ran across someone named "Anselmo".
>>124879585he smol>>124879579thats in scandanavia or whatever isnt it
>>124879595stop playing video games
>>124879595Walk, he has a vulgar display of power and will get you 5 minutes alone for domination.
>>124879604Want to see my name?
>>124879595>>124879617what is thisrunescape for homos?
>>124879604Yeah fine one more game though okay?
>>124879624Pretty much, yes.
>>124879634Grim
>>124879600Oh, the Netherlands in Scandinavia? Adorable. It's like saying Italy is part of the Arctic Circle. For your geographical enlightenment, the Netherlands is cozied up in Western Europe, nestled between Germany to the east and Belgium to the south, with the North Sea on the west and north which is nowhere near Sweden, Norway, or Denmark. But hey, I suppose both regions have windmills, so close enough, right?Goddamn I hate Americans so goddamn much
>>124879600Correct
>>124879642>Goddamn I hate Americans so goddamn muchI just learned the other day that denmark and the netherlands were different places.
>>124879642I used to think Netherlands was closer to Scandinavia too. We don't get education here on world geography man, we pretty much learn about slavery and negroes weeping anally eternally over slavery.
Speak for yourself, country peasant. Us West-coasters have a damn fine education system. Russia? Big fan. Very powerful country, very metal
>>124879631Play Stalker 2 instead
>>124879676Unless you're from Massachusetts, your state's education is third-world tier
kill yourselves
>>124879664>we pretty much learn about slaveryI legitimately did not learn of Martin Luther or the reformation until senior year of high school (age 17-18). Before then, if the name "Martin Luther" was spoken to me, I would have, without doubt, assumed this was a shortening of "Martin Luther King Jr.".
>>124879681
>>124879692seething again
Reminder
>>124879684Clearly not because I'm much smarter than you lmao. Don't worry we'll send you some more vegetables soon>>124879699Yeah this, cringe hype expected from metal listeners
>>124879703humor is correlated with high IQ and since Immortal were funny shitposters, them being the gold standard checks out
>>124879696I'd heard of him, only because my family are devout religionists and so anything religion related was shoved down my throat. Still, no one taught me the interesting things about ML, like when he decided to roast jews in a book. My family worships jews and Israel.
>>124879571It’s a legit turbo autist/schizo that posts from time to time. Always talks about his activities in a stilted manner and mentions how infrequently he showers. Part and parcel of /metal/, really.
>>124879699Not this for sure
Most midwestern huwhite people know Martin Luther because Lutheranism is (was) fairly popular
>>124879729Appreciate the lore update
What's his favorite metal band?
>>124879769Mastodon
>>124879769Iskra
>>124879569Lmfao
>>124879769Knocked Loose https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2330046904
>>124879861Not metal.
>>124879861>>>>>>>>>>>This video is only available to subscribers
>>124879861we don't tolerate -coreshit here
>>124879769Swallow the Cum
I tried inhaling and hurt my lungs again.
>>124879454RRIIIIIIIP
>>124879866>>124879888Metalcore is metal lol
>>124879921Correct, and it riffs hard.
>>124879870Probably because he kept talking so much shit about her, very mean -_-
>>124879904That's a fucked feeling.
>>124879921>metalcore is metalincorrect, unless you also think a pineapple is an apple
>>124879934According to the scholars, metalcore is indeed a subgenre of metal
There's always a few autists who get riled up every time at this, they still haven't figured it out lmao
>>124879939>the scholars
>>124879934pineapple is a banana!
>>124879934Pineapple is neither a pine nor an appleMetalcore is metal and hardcore
>>124879952Literally just use google fucking hell
>>124879972Correct.
>>124879954Holds up spork
>>124879921>>124879926>>124879939>>124879962metalcore is not TRUE METAL
>>124880003Correct, it's a subgenre
>>124879998Most languages use the word "ananas" for pineapple.
>>124880008which one is Yeji
Any metal for the upcoming class war?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAsoImIQahg
>>124880015truly the reddit of fruit
>>124880022I think the one on the extreme left.
>"wooo!">we're not the fuckin' Beatles>"FUCK YOU">thank you very much>"you're welcome"
>>124880023Hasan getting anally raped with a fireplace poker
>>124880059metal
>>124880059>a fireplace pokerMore like a fireplace Piker! ha ha
batlord rools
>>124878160Is it true that Metal is preferred and listened to by people with higher IQ? I'm listening to it a bit right now and I'm feeling stupid. When do I get smarter?
>>124880088still looking for a batlord gf
>>124880035So true, babe, so true
>>124880088I like the word "lord". >batlord>gaylord>lordi
>>124880103>shitlord
>>124880096Tfw she finally invited me to the cool table
>>124880112More like the poser table
>>124880110Maybe I should add "lord" to my long title. I've decided on a long name beyond "Tyrant Screech".
>>124880112>invites you to the cool table>can see you're nervous>asks you to smile>too nervous to smile>she tells a funny joke and nudges you>still don't smile or laugh>she looks disappointed and is now uninterested>rolls her eyes, grabs her food, and leavesit still hurts
>>124880122So like, the people who pretend to like metal but who actually think most metal is shit? Okay yeah
>>124880088We had a tripfag for the longest time with that name here (circa 2011) I miss him, Also im a faggot
>>124880127Can you even screech at the top of your lungs or do you just shitpost about dogs and freemasons
>>124880112Being 'cool' necessitates bowing to the whim of the mass.
>>124880142Damn yeah your storyline sucks. Mine would be much better heh
>>124880169let's hear it, faggot
>>124880156I never shitpost about dogs or freemasons. Usually when I caw like a bird it's very light falsetto.
>>124878173It gets a bad rep
You look like this
>>124880161Sounds like a loser take no offensehttps://voca.ro/1ktOgRSFEYTr
>>124880200I would never desecrate my lovely feminine body with tattoos
>>124880200Can tell she's been studying the cosmic codex, nice
>>124880212bro, like, you sound like hella gay, like, kinda like a fag, like for real, like gay
>>124880235Sounds like projection, not my problem heh
>>124880212You sound like a faggot and I strive against your approval.
>>124880219Usually tattoos look stupid but if you get cool ones like that Eddie ruling outer space tat then it's okay. >>124880230Yes indeed. Need gf
>>124880248>>124880244
>>124880244my voice is very manly and makes all the girlies swoon
>>124880212>vocal frylow t detected
sleep well metalheads
If vocarooposter is uncool, does that make him kvlt?
>>124880264goodnight
>>124880271Correct. Black metal is inherently for losers.
>>124880261You type like a trannard>>124880262Nah my vocal fry is high test and you're not at the cool table anyways so not my problem
>>124880271I'm cool and you're not so no, you guys are the cvlt
I'm going to eat chicken burgers and pretend they're tim hensons hole. C ya losers....in like 20 minutes because I'll be back
>"This is how out of the loop I was. I met him and he kind of reminded me of Squiggy from 'Laverne and Shirley'. Because I met him when I was a kid, too, at a baseball game. I met him and I was like, 'Wow, fuckin' Squiggy.' Anyway, I meet the guy and he's carrying a mace, but it looks like he stole the table leg off his mom's kitchen table and put, like, nails through it and shit. And he was wearing this $1.99 cape that you'd buy at the dollar store during Halloween. They brought me backstage and they said, 'Uranus, or whatever, from Mayhem is there and wants to meet you.' So I went out there and met him. And in his broken English, he said [in robotic, foreign accent] 'I did not have problem with you, but this band Gorguts They are not true Death Metal/Black-Metal band.' And I was just sitting there with a big shit-eating grin on my face like, 'Yeah, that's cool, man.' And I really didn't know the importance of the guy. To me he looked like another goofball fan".
gorebutts lol
Olivia Rodrigo metal worldhttps://voca.ro/1d4MJZ5v69tA
>>124880303Fart Throne lol
Satanic Warmaster
>>124880341eternal heilsI saw an item priced at $14.88 at walmart the other day.
>>124880368was it a Burzum shirt
>>124880281You're a swarthy jewish-italian, zaz.
>>124880368MyPillow is $14.88 on the tv commercials. Gaytanic Fartblaster
>>124880096where are the thrash gfs
unfathomably based
>>124880421They're in serbia
Is there any metal that's "sexually deficient uwu-incel"-vibed? I want the 'uwu' in my metal. I want it also uncool kvlt and dark.
>>124880570see >>124880341
>>124878756Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Are they really the only notable Spanish language metal band?
>>124880580That's a pretty good rec, ngl.My favorite tracks are>My Dreams of Hitler>Eaten By Rats>Utug-Thul
>>124880593I was obsessed by this song for a short while:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oNyxtSXHPs
>>124880599pretty good, or>muy bueno
>>124880531based
my fav videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4aTih3ZOdQ
>>124880296We hate Squiggy and respect Glenny here..
are symptom of a down rlly getting back together
>>124878173I'm listening to Drowning the Light.What are you going to do about it?
>australian black metal
I wonder what notes and scales he would play on my meat axe with his nimble fingers
>>124880924call you a nu-male
>>124881080>taps on your balls>bends your penis
>>124881131percussionist, pfffthenny would play delicately with precision.
>>124881146>not knowing that tapping is a guitar techniquefake timberly enjoyer.
>>124881160Fair point maybe he'll tap the frenulum while he plays Eruption, and then I erupt for him.
>>124880296I fucking lost it at "mom's kitchen table leg"
>>124880805>Bald vocalist/guitarist in a BDM bandListening!
>>124880805beloved here.
Who's surprised that I know the guitar player from this band https://youtu.be/JruQBGTegLU?si=Z6xp6KTAz9XzR8xd
>>124881432Who the fuck even are you?
>>124881444Exactly
https://youtu.be/11qjXEmqOHo?si=-QxxjRgtx2oG91LE
All of a sudden I find myself really really wanting to play eruption. How hard can it be to learn? I think perhaps I want to play the Hammerfall cover -- it's better.
>>124881519Do you have an example of the hammerfall version? I can't find it on yt
SUP DEVILS
>>124881538FUCK it was rising force, not eruption.
>>124881662sup brah brah
>>124881672Yeah I can't play that shit lol. I can play eruption but probably not Yngwie, dood is a neo classical genius.
>>124881703I loved Hammerfall in highschool. Great hits such as Angel of Mercy and Rising Force.
>>124881718Let me give it a listen here, I have rising force the original but haven't heard your version. I'm very out of touch with newer bands as I'm 5000 years old
>>124881741Hammerfall:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suZmjfe4mmU>my versionI haven't picked up a guitar in months. This is a pipe dream.
>>124881718They really did rising force justice, slaps and bangs. The rhythm parts would be easy to learn, the lead would take some time but you could get there. With stuff like this, you have to practice it everyday for weeks.
>>124881803I click on this every time it's posted.
https://youtu.be/VUTwDsS4vF4?si=uc7kQ3rwxNzQAbzs
i-ron is the most metal element.
>>124881845Correct.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LrArVqrQA
I am preparing to pick up my guitar (I'm not going to do it).
>>124881777I feel you, I'm rusty rn too but trying to play as much as possible. Goodnight noni
this general lacks any discussion of metal philosophy. Where is the misanthropy? The depression? The environmentalism? The anti establishment sentimentYou do not understand metal if you are not aware of atrocities and don’t actively wish for a better world, free of greed, destruction and materialism. There is no talk of the spiritual aspect of metal in this general, just shit throwing
Also this is something that weak minded people cannot grasp about metal. It transcends left or right, it transcends politics and culture wars, it holds the disgusting truth close to its heart and then throws it back at the world to comfort the brave or to shake the blind
>>124882203>>124882215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT6-a4m0mg8
>>124882203>You do not understand metal if you are not aware of atrocities and don’t actively wish for a better world, free of greed, destruction and materialism.I wish for a worse world, full of greed and destruction. I do wish for less materialism, thoughever. Prescriptivism in metal should be universally derided, however, so go fuck yourself.
Metal is not only about music. Metal is not only about anger. Metal is not a vehicle for politics. Metal is not a podium for hatred. One must examine the purpose behind the statement of the art. For instance, death metal harnesses the power of primal brutality in order to use it for expression, for uplifting energy, to transcend weakness and to face horrors. Black metal uses misanthropy and anti establishmentism to transcend its hold on us and the free us from shackles, to challenge our conditioning and to wake us up. Doom metal harnesses the essence of our fatality, to take the meaninglessness of a failed experiment of humanity and to hold us and let us sit with it in order to face another day.There is intent behind it all
>The environmentalismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoE47GteOag
>>124882254If you wish for a worse world you should not be interested in subversive material. You should work in finance, this is all happening and it is getting worse. The is the mainstream trajectory and you have no place listening to music that exhibits expressions
The zoomer brain does not understand that metal is a fundamentally subversive expression. To be subversive is to hope for more out of this experience of life within society
If you trust the government, if you believe in technology fixing our problems, if you are not concerned with our trajectory as a race then you need to self reflect on why, and if you do that and do not feel differently then you do not have any business listening or engaging with a subversive counterculture I am bringing the true spirit and intention of metal back. It has turned into pure entertainment, we need to bring the intention and the spirituality of metal back
I really enjoy that this general is mostly about the posters. I have no friends and the people here are the only people I know. It's kind of like an MMORPG: Every time I log in the same people are there.Metal is dead anyway. What is there to talk about (again)?All the old power metal greats are retiring. No vision; no innovation ... nothing but parody and mimicry now. No talent, either.What else is there? The same old black metal, except this time gay.PS. This guy makes me sick. I will never wear a californian smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUWQCTg6tqkJdawg kino
>>124882343There is plenty of great metal being made. This year has been incredible for the people who are really paying attention, consider that you are not really paying attention to what is happening in metal. Metal has actually split recently, the true underground has come back and bands have stopped trying for relevancy or mainstream acceptance, then there is the other side of the split, the mimicry and the grovelling for attention. Metal was floundering after briefly being picked up and then spat out by the mainstream, it is better now that the real musicians don’t give a single fuck about the amount of listenership
>>124882281>You should work in financeI unironically attend an Ivy League school majoring in math, so ya, finance is where it's at
>>124882374I'm not paying attention. I am legitimately low T.Underground in which genres?>power>blackNothing else matters.
>>124882382Great, do every single normal person a favour and torture your psychopathic insect body to death. Stay out of metal
>>124882392Too bad, I'm going to be milking retards like you for everything they're worth
>>124880091when you stop listening to it
>>124882372poser central
>>124882390Black metal is the genre with arguably the most grovelling and mimicry out of the true metal genres. But yes, there was a great number of great black metal albums this year. Try to look for black metal that avoids atmospheric tones and political perspectives.
>>124882440>roiding for THIS
>>124882441If it ain't cathartic I'm not interested. Black metal needs to be beautiful for my soul.>political perspectivesChud only, please, unless it's ska punk.And what about power metal? "a great number of power metal albums this year" is a belief I can't imagine will ever happen again.
>>124882416Was this post supposed to aggravate me? There have always been, and will always be people like you. I don’t care, most people are shit, big surprise. I merely encourage you to do us a favour and take yourself out if you don’t intend to do any good with your life. I honestly find it sad that you people misunderstand our place in the cosmos so much, you have to have a poor sense of self and perspective to do the things you want to do. I may be on the ‘losing’ end of society but the experiences I’ve had and the emotions I feel have been golden my whole life. When I go to the forest and gaze at the tree tops, when I spend weeks camping outdoors, when I sit around the fire with the people I love, when I practice rituals for the seasons and worship nature/the cosmos, I wouldn’t trade anything for it.
>>124882468I honestly don’t pay too much attention to power metal sorry. I got into as a kid but I do not follow it any longer, I’ve never felt much from it
>>124882496Power metal is my soul. Comparitavely, I feel little from black metal. Not enough black metal cries.
>>124882510I can respect that, my taste in black metal is very limited to small niche scenes, for instance the Lithuanian pagan scene is one I always return to
>>124882510https://youtu.be/YA7TOjyzV0s?si=OgJp3QcUbO5rwp5WIt’s not new but you might enjoy this, maybe not. It has some power metal influence
>>124882539I'm stale. A problem with being eternal: My soul never changes.>>124882572My ears are fucked right now and thus I can't analyse properly. Sounds fine but there's not enough melody and vibrato for me.
Tobi Sammet
>>124882660I watched the music video for "creepshow" and it was fucking horrible. I was hoping for something good but I think he's totally washed.
american hours when?
>>124882930As soon as we get back from church
