Linus edition
prog metal is the only style of metal that's actually for mature adults and not for angsty teens and manchildren.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>127763508Prog more like small cock.
Metal is for faggots
BLASTING>>127763498What's the catchphrase? Mindbroken?
>>127763508so truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v99dHD9oWfU&list=RDv99dHD9oWfU&start_radio=1&ab_channel=MetalBladeRecords
>LinusBased for mentally dominating the clique
>>127759354LMAO
>>127763517>>127763522Based Linus calling others mindbroken when 90% of his posts are about other people and he devolved into a namefag.
R.I.P pozzy
>>127763537Thank you cliquespammer
>>127763532I can't even get an obese mentally ill catgirl gf
>>127763532what tranny discord nonsense are you sperging about now?
>>127763498What happened to these atheist fedora types of people from the 2010s? How come you don’t see them anymore? Would the people that would have done that 15 years ago just transition to women now?I’m listening to knocked loose today btw.
>>127763595They got tired of being laughed at so they became hipsters and talked about politics but uhh well people still make fun of them
>>127763595There’s one in the ATG thread, is that Linus
>>127763595pop culture now moved to the right (Nick Fuentes, Keith Woods)
>got Golden Circle tickets to see SOAD and Acid BathDamn I'm so based
might be getting firedmetal for this feel?
>>127763708So you decided you wanted to rub against richer unknown sweaty men?
>>127763517We don't add another reply to the BLASTING post here.
REAL BLASTING
>>127763511You. Being white. Never the twain shall meet.
Linus Osbourne has passed away.
>>127763517
Varg has died. He is best remembered for having a YouTube channel in which he shitposted about starving Africans. He is survived by an autistic wife, daughters who lust for BBC, and a single male heir with swarthy skin and brown hair.
>>127763991Varg is daddy. I will miss that sexy stud
>>127763991Even if Varg dies, the spirit of Burzum will last eternally.
>>127764097Yeah ,in gay bars and AIDS clinics.
Horrible OP and subsequent posts
>>127764121Is that a metaphor for your genetic lineage?
>>127764137If it was this would be the last thread
>>127764121It's crazy how much a quality OP influences the rest of the thread.
>>127763517>>127763763I don't remember that and it feels made up on the spot, but fair enough.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756809063270667.webm
>>127764171it's because when the OP is shit no one bothers with the thread so it ends up being 90% the OP samefagging to make it look like his shitty edition is active.
>>127763595>What happened to these atheist fedora types of people from the 2010s?moved on to the next culture war which is politics ever since 2015-2016they became wokes and groypers
>>127763763https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc8OY7q9Xps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS_oz9pAQjo @7:00 mins , this is kino
Not enough shilling for this OSDM masterpiece... hands down the best Finnish 90s OSDM record. From the reviews:>Wisdom of Darkness" will appeal to anyone who likes dark, evil, old school death metal. Personally, I would take this EP over the big American death metal records of 1992 in a heartbeat (it is much better than "Legion", for instance). This should also appeal to those interested in exploring the second wave of black metal. You could even credit Belial as having pioneered something here, given that no-one else was making this strain of blackened death metal at the time.> The closest comparisons are Blasphemy and early Vital Remains, two of the best sinister sounding death metal bands of the day. When you combine it with a dirty, slightly better than demo production, you've got a real masterpiece on your hands.Truly bestial record... nothing quite like this sound in 1992. Also similar fucked up hissing vocals in some songs like Beherit's "Drawing Down the Moon"
>>127758686
>>127764269Nice autism-table, bozo.
>>127764332It's hard to get dried cum out of those knotholes
>>127764332It's not my picture its just the first cd edition, I have pic related that is the remaster and includes the demosThis band was too bestial for this world, it was like OSDM meets Beherit and early 2nd wave black, too bad they changed their style...
>>127763763
>>127764366>bestialIs that a metaphor for your sexual preferences?
shit op shit thread>>127764372kys
>>127764372No by bestial I mean bestial black metall... this totally primitive evil darkness like Beherit's Nocturnal Evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9X5cK2mDRo
>>127764386Damn, now this is some cacadoodoo in musical or shall I say..poosical form?
>>127764395You don't enjoy Beherit, Black Witchery?
Any Charlie Kirk metal out already? Maybe by Iced Earth?
>>127764401RETARD stop fucking replying to this low quality baitposter holy shit
>>127764442That's fucking cool, man
>>127764269Sounds cool, will check out. Sorry it's a cliquefaggot afternoon bro
>>127764411Schaffer is such a faggot>LARPs as a revolutionary, appears on the Alex Jones>goes to the Jan. 6th insurrection>pepper sprays a cop in the face>flees the Capitol building and crosses state lines>gets slapped with 6 felonies>goes to jail in Indiana>tries to claim he's a super famous rock star and doesn't deserve to be in general pop>offers to rat out people>other inmates start throwing literal shit at him>cries about it>finally gets transferred to a prison in D.C.>sings like a canary>nothing he said was of any value whatsoever>still avoids jail time and only does 120 hours of community service and pays an extremely small fine of $1,000>pardoned by Trump earlier this year
>>127764470Hoped he would die in prison, preferably by more shit throwing
>>127764470>>sings like a canary>>nothing he said was of any value whatsoeverMachiavellian IQ
>>127764507>Machiavellian IQ>plays butt thrash
KINGDOM GOOOOOOOOOOOONEKINGDOM.FUCKING. GONE.
>>127764593He deserved it for making meloshit.Hope you'll die soon as well Linus.
any modern releases that aren't loudness war'ed?
>>127764622nope, you have to declip them yourself
rabm and umblack (christan) metal is posermetal should never be kind, humanist or goodit should be dark, talk about omnicode, homicide, suicide, be anti-religion pro-misanthropy
>>127764622Odd Eye Circle - Max&Match
>>127764640Declipping adds artifacts.
>>127764622Modern releases or modern recordings?
>>127764675sure
>>127764647100%Metal reinforces society’s moral limitsIt doesn’t destroy morality, but rather clarifies itWhen Christgau and other posers have a knee-jerk reaction, they’re engaging in the ritual policing of boundaries, reasserting what is socially acceptableMetal’s “evil” themes could actually be seen as functional, not pathological; they provoke society to confront its taboos and reaffirm social cohesion indirectlyIronically, metal reinforces social solidarity for us (who are seen as the dregs of society) more effectively than bland top 40 garbage, political shit, or Christian metal ever could
>>127764718based its like azazel, scapegoat sacrifice
>100%>Metal reinforces society’s moral limits>It doesn’t destroy morality, but rather clarifies it>When Christgau and other posers have a knee-jerk reaction, they’re engaging in the ritual policing of boundaries, reasserting what is socially acceptable>Metal’s “evil” themes could actually be seen as functional, not pathological; they provoke society to confront its taboos and reaffirm social cohesion indirectly>Ironically, metal reinforces social solidarity for us (who are seen as the dregs of society) more effectively than bland top 40 garbage, political shit, or Christian metal ever could
>>127764745poser
>>127764745>doesn't even flinch or have the slightest reaction to a fly landing on his face multiple timesalpha as fuck
>>127764745why are you posting krvsty's tiktok?
>>127764612Wasn't me. Your brainboiled obsessive hatred for me will only poison you.
>>127764640I just torrent declipped versions>>127764707recordings
>Wasn't me. Your brainboiled obsessive hatred for me will only poison you.
>>127764745Great post
>>127763508Prog metal is such a wank pseud genre, not to mention it's boring af
>>127764688Depends on how it's done. Some declip plugins can fill in the gaps fairly well. Others just add a big arc on top of where the clipping was.
>>127764462Is that a napalm death shirt ?
>Is that a napalm death shirt ?
>>127764913Nope, it's expertly photoshopped in. The book is real though.
>>127764942Do you think I should go for the femboy black metal twink chad look? I feel like it could help me make metal friends
>tfw 6'3'' and built like a brick shithouse with a long, girthy cockmetal for this feel?
>>127764976>guy on left = me as a chill earthrocker>guy on right = -coreshit blaster gone retarded from low IQ breakdowns
>>127764976me watching Hans post his spam and plastic bitch avatars, and badly impersonate people in the thread all day, while never listening to metal even on accident
>>127763517asphyx have no bad albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LGgUdTztCo&pp=ygUNZ2hldHRvcmVjdG9teQ%3D%3D
>>127763595>Would the people that would have done that 15 years ago just transition to women nowNo, they are the tradcath LARPers nowadays>>127763658 this basically
Got beaten up for being a metalhead. Hella proud of myself.
>>127765145by who
>>127765155By my dad.
>>127765157wow
>>127764957Shut up
>>127765157Poison his tea
>>127765157
>>127765191>>127765203*Triggered*
>>127765203>Rammsteinbased>Jerking off to gurobased>doing drugsabsolute top-tier cringethe fuck are you thinking
>>127765253all your favorite metal was written under the influence
>>127765191easy there wild one
>>127765272Bill hicks ?
>>127763508>tfw mostly been listening to prog metal and reading fantasy books as of lateive regressed back to being a high school virgin
SATANIC>SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDMETÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁL
>>127765480HEIL
M I G H T YIGHTYA N DNDS U P E R I O RUPERIORhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSADWL-h68g&ab_channel=CultOfMetal
>found out candlemass are coming to my 500 person shed in remote bongland>crowbar also announced a show at the same venue for early next yearKINO
>>127765650That sounds very epic friend I hope you enjoy you'reself :^)
>>127765662i will anon.midnight just need to announce a show now and my list of bands i want to see live will be complete.
>>127765650King Cobra Taco Bell meal when???
>>127765650hello Wolverhampton
>>127765650Rip my nig
I just roke up
>>127765759go back to sleep
>>127765716hello fellow yam yam.
>>127765650>>crowbarThose shows have Legions of Doom opening, which has Scott Reagers on vocals.
>>127763763One of the best black metal albums of the year so farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Fc_0D-mVE
https://youtu.be/-9_V4YAmnb8?si=66boB9FIqiDVfEtO
>>127765905Tremolotrite
>>127765905>black metal>white peopleexplain
>>127765956>death metal>living musicianswtf
>>127765852im not particularly fussed about the opening acts anon.i'm just happy to finally see crowbar, even if kirk is sat in a chair the entire show.
>>127765966I only mentioned it as I figured you may be into Saint Vitus.
>>127763517RIP Tompahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKdcVejv9yk&list=PL1557BD29D9A6F180>>127764189>>127764593>>127765041>>127765889>>127765939based
median age of this thread: 15
Is any of Candyass' new material (post-Rob) any good?
>>127766023nope, thanks tho
>>127763498Is this the joker
What's the difference between grindcore and speed metal?
>>127766091They brought back the very first vocalist and had Iommi do a guitar solopredictable diaper disaster, they need to retire to the nursing home
>>127766098It's some DJ from LA
>>127766091not really
>>127766099>grindcoreGay>speed metalStraight
>>127766091You'll forget The Door to Boredoom right after it's done, and you'll hate Sour Banal Suck.
>>127748315
>>127766122Refreshing to see someone not saying grindcore isn't metal and is simply gay.
>playing runescape in highschool until dawn while listening to at the gates and old in flames:(
>>127766127>not saying grindcore isn't metalNo need to point out the obvious
>>127766136Every metal fusion genre is technically metal, isn't it? Metalcore literally has metal in the name
>>127766091Sweet Evil Sun is if Candlemass made a bad stoner rock album
>>127766133>at the gatesTomas Lindberg was only too happy to hold open the gates. Traitor.
this general really didn't improve much despite Hector being permabanned
>>127766146Eat your cheeses and shut the fuck up
>>127766157then you should thank him, mehmet
>>127766164the norsecuck/sisterposter doesn't come around either
>>127766165What about nu-metal?
>>127766164>Hector being permabannedWhen?
>>127766164He'll never show his face again!
>>127766248imposterreal hec posts from the archives now
>>127766102I know they brought him back but I haven't given Sweet Evil Sun a listen. >>127766154 kind of makes it sound awesome lmfao.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>127766263It's really not. I guess it's good to laugh at
https://veilburnerband.bandcamp.com/album/longing-for-triumph-reeking-of-tragedyfresh dissoslop on the way!
>>127766157kekI can only find songwriting credits for Tomas on To Drink from the Night Itself, so he's probably not at fault for ATG becoming bouncy castle melothrash.>>127766164Not the case, he came back to shitpost a bit last week or so.
>>127765044hi
>>127763517https://youtu.be/rdIkgZGaK6c?si=ye9vjX50eN7B7Rmj
Mirar.
Vain glory be my wicked guide!
>>127766308veilburner isn't disso though
I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devil's work (smoke bong & blast metal with the lads).
>>127763517I don't get people who say this is anything less than a great album. Neck and neck with TRITSIO, just different.
>>127766308based, heil dissochicken
My ebony kween gf is making soul food while I blast Arghoslent
>>127763517The last one left I have to blast
>>127766172Shalom
This ended up being excellent. The jazzy parts kinda took me off guard but they weren't too cheesy/over the top/out of place like Rivers of Nihil for example.
Just found out Six Feet Under canceled -___-
>>127766609Net positive.
>>127763517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmWagdR2-TI&list=RDAmWagdR2-TI&start_radio=1
Sinister cancelled their tour too. a shitload of foreign bands are getting visas denied by Drumpf
>>127766689Right Bjoerlers, Middle top Alf, Bottom Tomte, Right drummer guy
>>127766713Left drummer guy I mean, forget his name
>>127766409people bitch about the production of the first album, but this one bothers me more desu. always hated the way it sounded despite liking the songs on it. the shitty (hidden) discharge cover at the end always left a bad taste in my mouth every time I listened to the album as well. it's good, but not as good as the debut or the ep/demo.
>>127766739>>127766409First five tracks then end with The Burning Darkness. Ah, perfect.
i used to listen to slaughter of the soul on repeat while playing goldeye like a hundred years ago. i never even heard red in the sky until i was in my 20s, which by that time i thought melodeath was gay but i still secretly liked sots.
Slaughter of the Soul killed metalit spawned bullshit like Killswitch Engage
>>127765955Tremolo picking is an integral part of black metal, dissotranny. You have no taste
>>127766872I bet Black Metal Promotion picks it up right away, get your upvotes ready
>>127766739It has a bit of a harsh guitar tone, kind of like A Velvet Creation. And I don't like the Discharge cover either. >>127766757You find it too long, or just weak on the B-side?
>>127766891better than getting your recs from shreddit
>>127766905Non-Divine and Primal Breath are too good, the air goes out of it a bit after those
>>127766959>shredditwho's he?
>>127763517guilty pleasure, but still a kino album
>>127766248Epic avatar!
>>127766701Based asshole prez shutting out shitty bands.
>>127766762>i still secretly liked sotsI was just listening to Under a Serpent Sun the other day, and enjoyed it. I think SotS loses some relisten value, especially when some songs blur together and there were better melodeath albums before and after it.>>127766775I don't think 'X killed metal' statements are as accurate as some metalheads may feel. SotS mainly drew in thrash and heavy metal fans who weren't interested in death metal. Other metal albums brought in hardcore fans, hard rock fans, etc. Not many of them were going to like black or death metal to start with. I guess there's a problem if they gain a taste for extreme metal but keep a rock/heavy metal mindset.Not that the explosion of melodic metalcore wasn't terrible, even before I had heard melodeath.
Thank you sisters.
>>127766308The Shit ov God
have a comfy night metalfags
>>127766999The ghost of /metal/
feels like it was last month that LG Petrov died
Okay yeah but what about Cyber Ozzy?
Good evening Matthew
daily reminder to learn music theory
>>127767392nah I'd rather make outsider art (dunno if I'm using that term correctly)
>>1277672397pm the night is young!
>>127767392No need to for me, I know the basics so I can play with other people but I like my music to be purely based on experimenting and emotion. It can take a little while to figure out the riffs I want, especially mapping out solos but it's worth it for me. I'm not a big fan of technical music anyway. I'd say the most important thing is to know the note names, an understanding of tempos, and that's it. Have been playing since I was 8 years old so most things come intuitively to me
it's kinda weird being in my 40s now and still loving old school metal, basically worshiping a bunch of teens young enough to be my children.
>>127767392I stopped at the pentatonic scale
>>127767392That's only theory.Metal is a tried-and-true scientific method.Know your place.
>>127767518We get it, you're attracted to beautiful blonde Nord boys.
I could finna heem every one of youse
how much music theory do I need to make war metal
>>127767583powerchords, intervals, minor pentatonic scales, and just cover Proclamation until the riffs come out in your sleep
>>127767497yes but I’m not telling you to go to bed yetjust hoping the rest of the night stays comfy
>>127764593RIPhttps://youtu.be/7btF_Ofsv_M?si=dAPIYOb4uEURRwFJ&t=331
>>127767606There's only one time zone in my reality.
>>127767680Thank you Berliner
Why do you listen to metal? I listen cause it's fun :)
>>127767708because I'm incredibly angry all the timenot as a way to discharge it if anything I'm more pissed off afterwards
>>127767725Based spastic.
>>127767566shut up goober
>>127767566Hey, Rob.
RIP Chuck
crowbar sucks
Dying Fetus rules.>>127763517
Devin Townsend is a BITCH
>>127767583Zero. You just need to be drunk and have an IQ in the double digits.
War metal isn't a real genre, just a lyrical theme
>>127767902correct, it's called caverncore
>>127767902Jackass.
>>127767927Is that a band? Never heard of them
>>127767937Yeah they're this new band that's totally gonna FUCK YOU UP.
>>127767902You wouldn't know a real öugh from a fake oügh if it hit you in the fucking face
>>127767963It all just sounds like someone yelling into a toilet
>>127767968But that's based, you fucking guy.
>>127767983Can you get a tripcode so I can filter your annoying replies
>>127767893>tfw straight edge geniusit's over
the clean vocals in ahab don't contrast the growls, they just sound like shit
>>127767902wrong, sonically war metal is pretty distinct from other black/death
>>127768128If you're autistic maybe yeah
I love the scraping on the strings war metal guitarists do.
>>127768144That's not a "war metal" (not a real genre, but a lyrical theme) technique lmaoAutist
Gojira
Friendly reminder: Coors is Slayer's preferred choice of lager.>>127768160How stupid do you have to be to think war metal is a lyrical theme?
>>127768194Didn't bother reading the post because of the Slayer shilling. Next
what is this
>>127768245...that stands before me?
>>127768245Just a lovely Nordic woman metalheads
>>127768245>>127768284
YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AREEEEEEEEEE AAA BIIIIIIIITCCCHHHHHHH
>>127763517This sucks dude.
>>127768308who is she
I'm listening to The agonist
>>127768370lol
>>127768318is there a nastier guitar tone than this?
>>127768389>username>annoying file namePost hidden and ignored
>>127768396>>127768353
Castle Rat
>>127763517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPpQMDFAvug
Summoning Negru
>>127763498>In the Embrace of Evil
In the Desperation for (You)s
Low IQ metal?
>>127768483>>127768389
He's all like "Erm... this thread is supposed to be for metal discussion?????"And that's why you have little sense of humor and very low entertainment value; you are boring and better served as a reddit personalityShit taste in metal too lmao
US power metal or euro power metal?
>>127766098it's the co-creator of smiling friends
>>127768512More of a Rick and Morty guy personally. Sorry but I prefer the classics lol.
>>127767814Mangione?
Cracked the case
>>127763517check this out if you like celtic frost
>rat: squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak >me: ok cool but I don't feel like entertaining your gumflapping right now, later bro>the example picture under the dictionary definition of "dysgenics": heh, looks like I won>>127763517I shat on this a bit a while back, but really it's alright for what it is. Besides the title track, there's a little less bouncy castle riffing on average than there is on SotS. Helps that the total runtime of studio songs is shorter than that album, too.
>127768644You're the rat, dawg. Low self-awareness lmfao >>127763498You are the joke of /metal/I tell the jokesYour taste in metal is shit btw lmao
A better album with better artwork than most of the stuff posted here
>>127768673very feminine music
>>127763823Why are you replying to a bot lmao
>>127768675He's a non-binary fag
>>127768675>>127768685And yet the music is still better and more tasteful than gore-toilet-sewer-grime-slop-coreHuh
Ulcerate is shit
>>127768567Cool.
>>127768651>I tell the jokesYou steal everyone's lines.
Caged the Linux again
>>127768733Impressively low IQ post, nice one. Keep em cominghttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1RKEVhfUJtA&si=Gs2gbGW7wn3D0VPW
>>127768742Not metal.
>>127768748Wrong link mbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imeFxoNAphc
>>127768679he gets his shekels every time
Dissoshit peaked with Obscura.
>>127768753Pretty low peak then
>>127768742You are a "DJ": you play other people's music.
>>127765347/sffg/ heretop 3 fantasy authors NOW
>>127768753Obscura feels like a musical tech demo. From Wisdom to Hate makes more sense.
>>1277687591 R2 Scott3 Bakker
>>127768757Yeah? Is that why most everyone here has garbage taste and worthless recs?
execute all namefaggots
>>127768798Correct.
>>127763517GO
>>127768793>non-sequiturlowest IQ
>>127765347>>127768759Fantasy is gay, science fiction is and always has been superior. >be me (lately) >been reading a ton of Lovecraft lately and listening to mostly melodic atmoshit and postmetal, with a sprinkling of brutal dm, war metal, and thrash
Any remastered version? This one sounds very weak and flimsy>>127768806Ironic post, truly. Keep em coming lmao
>>127768798It's a fundamental principle we've begun to forget and one we need to remember.
Hellhammer, Celtic Frost, and Warhammer rule.
>>127768816All pretty mid tbqhDeafheaven unironically has heavier music
>>127768753RESOUNDTHE ECHOES OF MY THRENODIES
>>127768811>very weak and flimsyit's modeled after you
Oh and I've been listening to some Viking metal lately as well.
>>127768826I'm quite strong and sturdy tbqh How do metalheads listen to 80s and 70s shit? Extremely weak mixing and mastering on those albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ8yfrqYqbg&si=mEUPUWL__vr4XmU0Lmao what are these vocals btwThe reason metalheads don't post links is because most of the songs are laughably bad and they've been bullied into just posting album covers to avoid the embarrassment Lmao
>>127768811It's supposed to wash over you. Crank the volume>>127768814I was using the name field like a picket sign, but old /mu/ had a small tripfag culture for better or worse, so you don't really know what you're talking about.
>>127768811https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iHIDRHmAqU&si=i5MZKV-vnu9C8YbkLOL>>127768849>KPOP CONTAINMENT BOARD WHEN Definitely not taking any advice from this autistic loser
>>127768835>mixing and masteringyou know nothing about either of these
>Viking metalGo back.
>>127768856I listen to club music and your old dusty albums are weak as hellYou are dumb as shit lmao
>>127768835We turn the big knob on the boomer stereo clockwise until it doesn't matter.
>>127768868>>127768868>>127768868
on time>>127768873
>>127768875the rat ate your thread in record time
>>127768875What's with the cringe username, lass?
>>127768887jan has his back tonight
>>127768889Nah they're probably just doing it to laugh at you
>>127768870made at 308
REAL NEW>>127761910>>127761910>>127761910
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>>127769005
>>127763517These dudes are great
>>127763498Linus
>>127763508any form is prog is exclusively listened to by manchildren and/or autists
