Real metal edition
Real and true blastings post
>>127769009Lmaooooo why'd he delete the post
>>127769013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S18DIcuwoNY
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Slayer = low IQ
>>127769022Hello, Slayer.
Metalheads on the left
>>127769040Pretty funny post! So funny that I'm going to stop paying attention to this thread so I can do more interesting things instead
>>127769050happy simp-stalking, dickhead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfcTA1FZ78oIs this bleep?
>>127769053Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct. Why do you type like a bitch btw
>>127769065>women do simp for meProve it (you won't)
>>127769071his simplasses just go to a different asylum.
>>127769065you loco, ese?
>>127769071>>127769074>>127769076Where's the metal discussion
>Where's the metal discussion
>>127769079>>127769050can't leave lmfao
>>127769082>>127769085Can't post metal anymore?
>>127769013Mornin' /meal/
>>127769090>Can't post metal anymore?You can, but you never have.
Obsessed stalker /metal/chuds omd again lmfao>>127769092This artwork is shit. Not listening!
>>127769092Better watch out, fellas, here comes Little Turtle to do Little Turtle things.
>>127769096Clueless post. Boring
>>127769020INHERENTLY.
>>127769108Gotta have a sweetspot for burgers larping as indian casino owners lapring as norwegian church burners
>>127769096>You canLet's not assume too much. Maybe part of his condition is that he can't stay on topic anywhere.
>>127769119He has the IQ of a mongoloid
>>127769124Damn then you must be a literal monkeybrain retard LOL
>simp editionI'll save my metal posts for the next one
>>127769132See >>127769065>Not a simp but women do simp for me, correct.Not much metal discussion happening though yeah
>>127769131are the girls all simping for you again, dickhead?
>>127769134People don't want to post in your simp thread, you're not too bright are you?
So if the current topic is myself, and this is /metal/Then I really must be metal as fuck. Wow
>>127769141But people are posting here right now>>127769139Yes
>>127769144go back to your african dance hall bloops
Good beer, cheap laughs, great music (lol)Yep, this is /metal/
>>127769147>YesProve it (you can't)
>>127769154I listen to latin/reggaeton bleeps because the music is more interesting and sounds better but I'm having a quiet night. Dungeon synth?
>>127769160>I listen to latin/reggaeton bleepscan't you read? that's what I said
>>127769065I've never been able to figure out if the tower on the front is a real building or if it is just superimposed digitally
>>127769159I literally just did >>127769144You can check their band's instagram profile, they've been taking dogwhistle-tier (cuz Imma dawg LOL) pictures for me for the past year. Go check
>>127769164I think the metal music songs are giving you brain damage, sorry to say
I don't give a shit about the opening post, op probably wasted more time getting this thread up than I do posting album covers until it hits 310. Lmao.
>>127769167>they are communing with me through photos, saar
>>127769013
>>127769147>But people are posting here right nowbecause >>127768889
>>127769186I sat on the toilet scrolling through epic memes for 15 minutes while I waited to delete the old one lol>>127769194Okay so are you going to post metal or not
>>127769198>>127769132
>>127769187Grand Belial's Key
>>127769206>>127769134
>>127769013Holy shit, this is freaking awesome! I get the hype, finally.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ1Zo6faTQY
>>127769013mortality listen saw them opening for behemoth a few years back, was a good show
Varg = gay + has AIDS. I mean just look at this faggot. He's a total Peter puffer.
>>127769224Even sounds almost like Jute Gyte (great band)
>>127769226What was the guy's name again? Ozzy Osbourne?
Welcome to the simp edition
>>127769266Are you guys the ones simping over me now too? Jesus Christ
>>127769272No I just checked the OP, it's a simp post made by a simp.
>>127769279Low IQ post
No worries though we're used to those here on /metal/. Speaking of which, is this song metal? Sounds heavier than a lot of the 70s and 80s albums shared herehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2DTrMa-r56Y&si=e9Q_FFzhx8fa8z1e
What's /metal/'s favourite Nirvana song mine is Pennyroyal Tea.
Skrillex is honorary metal
>>127769294The one where he talks about killing himself. Which one is thathttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Li_2gvNO_CQ&si=AB9gGtXEEnAZHw_c
Castle Rat really snapped with the new album though lbr
Devin Townsend
>>127769013https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyUoddHWuOU
I don't like peopleBut people seem to like meApproach me with respectIf you talk, talk to me nicely (damn)
>>127769013Just realised this isn't due to hit the market for another month. How did it get leaked so early? Anyways I think it's kinda neat. Anybody else heard it yet?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CkmZbm8AH2E>>127769683Kind of a lazy album cover
>>127769683yeah it's meh imo
hey ho let's go :D
>>127769702I get why you would have that opinion. It does just sort of plod along. Logical follow up to Grin, though. Shame we'll get no more Totentantz or Sudden fall but I never expected to. The boys are getting old. But in my opinion, gracefully. Nothing posey about it, not trying to do anything that they wanna do. I give it a 7.5
>>127769750yeah but it's still an another unnecessary comeback record
>>127769683Still haven't heard the full album, that one track kinda killed my hype and heavily points in the direction that >>127769762 is correct. Rather blast mental vortex for the 100+x time
>>127769762Yeah but whatever. If they wanna do it, they should do it. Sure most of these comeback records suck bigtime but I personally have no problem with all these oldfag bands coming back together for a bit of a session with the boys after the kids have all left home., couple tours and a new record. If I was then I would want to do it too
>>127769783yeah but the record still sucks lol
Lmao that's just like your opinion man
>>127769683>unc "metal"lol lmao
>>127769230Early black metal in general was gay as fuck.Niggas tried to sound edgy and tough while looking like twinks cosplaying as Kiss.
>>127769807Phwoar
>>127769822Um but that's based you fucking guy.
Trans-metal
>>127769811Stay in your lane whippersnapper
I will HEEM Varg.
name something more cringe than that suffocation hand shaking retardation
>>127769886In a metal thread? We'd be here for years
>>127769922like you haven't been posting here for 40 years already
>>127769886If core kids start kickdancing to suffocation, would it be called carradining?
>>127769886lol nerd
>>127769926I just roke up actually
>>127769886The fuck does this even mean
>>127769166It could be any structure. Like factory pipe. Why does it even matter?
>>127769301Jordi Savall is honorary metal.
RIP Ozzy
>>127770036i didn't even know he was sick
none of you are metal
>>127770085What can we do to fix that?
>>127770085And by metal you mean some long-haired dude wearing tight leather suit with a woven patch that says "Satanic Speed Metal Maniac"?This isn't the 80s dude, you can be hella metal even if you only click on YouTube links and listen playlists while browsing the 4chinz and have short hair
>>127770092Become a robot beep boop
>>127770119How are they supposed to be long-haired if they're bald now
Some people call me... Death Note
What's 9 divided by 11? And what's 6+6+6? Checkmate...
playing on an instrument gives women the ickit's not 1985 anymore gramps
>>127770285That's bullshit but I believe it
>>127763498
>>127770310go and embarrass yourself by playing some shitty solo
>>127769013https://wuldorgast.bandcamp.com/album/cold-light
Infant Annihilator - Pinned Down and Fisted
>>127769115Correct. She (meaning you) is inherently not white.
Powerwolf and Dragonforce are playing in my city. Should I go?
What‘s with all the schizo namefags lately?
>>127770416They’re just digging their own graves
I was gonna post an effort commentbut then I got highlaaaa la ta ta ta
damn it's really just that cretin spamming endlessly and talking to himself
>>127770778Correct
This place is turning into /bleep/, huh
>>127770996He has no shame.Even rats have shame
Listen to Mirar.
>>127769886It's called the hand chop ackshually
>>127769013Thanks to whoever shared this here sometime agoPretty good stuff
>>127771135chuddy?
>>127770778Yeah and some spastic who keeps giving him attention almost as obsessively.
>>127771259You mean poopbuttschizo? Or poopbuttschizo.
>>127771269me in the back as the mystery nigga
>>127771269Based
>>127769013New album soon.My penis can't wait.
>>127771506>literal who AI sloppa Can’t wait
>>127771506looks like slop
>>127771530>>127771531Poor broken zoomer brains.
>>127769013OOOOOOONAND OOOOONFOREVERRRSAILORON THE SEAS OF FAAAATE
>>127769822>while looking like twinksIf you look at a young male and think "twink", you are pedo gay.
