Why can't I hold all these buildings? editionold: >>127914645>How do I get into X genre?>>listen to these albumshttps://imgur.com/a/I4V7Ehttps://files.catbox.moe/8xl7gs.zip>>save these spurdoshttps://imgur.com/a/OfxFOhttps://files.catbox.moe/ae36c3.zip>>save these cringe editshttps://imgur.com/a/fZjkWp6https://files.catbox.moe/yjogdd.zip >How do I find more like X band?https://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.https://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".https://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts, lists, and related artistshttps://4chanmusic.miraheze.org/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.https://www.gnoosic.com/ - Type in three bands you like and get suggestions. >Where do I find X album?https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tabhttps://www.rutracker.org - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration (https://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)https://www.en.metal-tracker.com/ - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration>>DHT crawlers (search engines for torrents)https://damag.net/https://bt4gprx.com/https://bitsearch.to/>>direct download links in /mu/ archives (links may be dead, DL codes may be used up)https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/(%22mega.nz%22|mediafire|gofile)%20metal/https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/https%20%22bandcamp.com%22%20yum%20metal/
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Favorite (not best) Katatonia album?
*perfects thrash metal*
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Sewing confusion edition
>>127922017Brave Murder Day
>>127922134Recently pejorated by the rat
how do i win her heart?
>>127922198be black and steal her purse
>>127922198you have to be a poser that does a lot of cocaine and be in every show in your city, no matter how shitty the band, I know a girl like this and that's that guys she went after
>>127922120Wew lads
Sewing confusion lmao
>>127922198looks like my sister. every single one of her boyfriends has fit the archetype: skinny white guy, does cocaine, involved in some local music scene, also has a high paying corpo day job. you meet those type of girls at edm and metalcore shows more than metal shows but they'll usually get down with metal because they're not gatekept by harsh vocals. if you ever meet a girl like that 2000's era melo death or 2010's era death doom is pretty good for gateway drugging them into metal because the metal/hardcore-adjacent stuff they listen to borrowed from that stuff.
at what point does katatonia start to suck?
>>127922316when you start listening to them
>>127922310As I told you in my last post in the last thread, I was warned too. Ffs stop whining
>>127922335signal jamming. i instantly rebuked your dumb ass muh politics muh trump post and now you're making 10 posts about how you don't understand how statistics work. its tiresome janny discord clique faggot.
>>127922365Literally take your meds.The janny is Matthew, not me. And I can't believe I'm about to say this right now, but I actually like Matthew more than you.
>>127922316Discouraged Ones for elitistsThe Great Cold Distance for casuals
Hello, autism department
As a wise transsexual janitor once said:>It's current year, there is literally nothing wrong with pounding bussi>However, it is a crime to not post metal in /metal/ in any year so kindly fuck off faggot
>>127922381>i know how i'll prove i'm not a janny discord clique faggot>by calling the other guy a schizoyou can't make this stuff up lmbo. your post was off-topic, shit, and stupid. do you even listen to metal? why are you here, just to post about trump all day? nobody cares about your stupid american right left politics.you are acting like an expert while simultaneously admitting you do not even know what the difference between a b1 and a student visa is. the expert who has never even looked at the publicly available and easy to find data before forming his opinion.post about metal or fuck off faggot.
>>127922410It's morbin time
Blastinghttps://youtu.be/ycfA9RM96vI?si=0DImAlzRZ4uvKvqC
>>127922416true.
I've listened to picrel prolly 20 times since it came out. What other good bands exist in this space?
This thread needs cats, kpop idols, and Serbian AI-generated metal music songs. Thumbs up if you agree
Post albums that only you post and everyone else ignores
>>127922436ദ്ദി( ˶^ᗜ^˶ )
>>127922448when you listen to that do you say "it's morbin time?"
>4 beers in>already ran outYou fucking black metal faggots are ruining my life. Fuck all of yous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WONKxMIblys
>>127922410>admitting you do not even know what the difference between a b1 and a student visa isI already explained this to you. You've proven yourself to be much less intelligent than you think you are.And yes, I do listen to metal.
>>127922473hey monkeyshut the fuck up and go write your manifesto no one care bout this shit cept for yall nigga>oh look at me i'm a mega genius writing my political polemics in the 4chan metal threadfyck off APE
some good soft metal? no guturals or 7 trings guitars
>>127922404The part in the middle of the last song is my favorite
>>127922486Calm down. I don't even sympathize with the politics of that band. I just like the music and thought the chudsky I'm bickering with would appreciate it.
>>127922459It pains me that Nigtor likes this record too cuz it's like the one actually good metal thing that he likes and it's also one of the only black metal records I'll tolerate for more than 2 songsAlso USBM is way better than the shit u faggots listen to. Literally the best BM scene.
>It pains me that Nigtor likes this record too cuz it's like the one actually good metal thing that he likes and it's also one of the only black metal records I'll tolerate for more than 2 songs>Also USBM is way better than the shit u faggots listen to. Literally the best BM scene.
>>127922500I'm sorry man I want u to know that I still love u and I care I'm just in the bottle tonight
>>127922515I forgive you*hugs*
>>127922525*hug*I'm glad we could work it out anon. We go way back. I'm sorry for ever doubting yous.>>127922510But FUCK you bitch u know it's true. Come one show me your bullshit euro black metal and I'll tell you EXACLY why it sucks
>>127922510is this actually krvsty
>Wife found the JewSSlaughter and Gestapo 666 CDs
>>127922556'fraid so
>>127922510KEK
>>127922556i look like bobby bacala irl>>127922563>wifehow much she cost
>>127922594>i look like bobby bacalaI want to believe this
Other albums of theirs sounded generic and repetitious, but this one is pretty good.
>>127922658hmm how can I put this delicately... *smacks lips*sounds a little stock
>>127922704go Redditpost on Reddit ya fuckin faggot
>>127922426
>>127922744*rolls eyes*Looks like someone is cwanky tonight
>>127922807dis nigga really used the gaussian blur filter on the cover and called it a day
>>127922807Gravel and what?
dead infection hospital good songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILEq4-fop_U&list=RDILEq4-fop_U&start_radio=1
>>127922807>>127922814seems like a really shitty AI upscale
>>127922814I don't understand why he put so little effort into all of his album covers. They're all like that.>>127922815Lard
>>127922473>I already explained this to you. ??????? no you did not. i explained what a b1 visa is to you. other way around. what's the point of lying about what happened in a conversation from an hour ago that's fresh in everyone's memory? >You've proven yourself to be much less intelligent than you think you are.are we reading the same conversation? your only argument is just telling everyone you don't know how statistics work. your argumentative strategy is mentally exhausting me by forcing me to either explain really basic shit everyone with a high school education understands in a thread about music.like if you're genuinely saying that you don't know a relative % change is a tool for demonstrating the difference between a change in %.... and the relevance demonstrating the relative % change would have in the conversation we just had... when we're talking about how much things are going up or down year by year..... that's genuinely special. consider getting into trades, hvac and plumbing pay good. i guess this is what you get from the "participation trophy" generation where boomers and xers thought their kids would be less retarded if they called them bright special boys growing up. >Not caring about muh politics/opinions of musicians and just listening to whatever sounds good>Understanding good BM is supposed to be edgy and push acceptability, sincere or otherwisevery based. you are redeemed.
>>127922831I just remembered this band is Polish lmao how retarded do u have to be
>>127922845
>>127922858
>>127922862how did a Finngolian get inside that barrel
>>127922807>>127922831i wish i was as cool as rob darken.
This is now a Kurwa threadpost Kurwa metal
>>127922842Lmao fucking hell, dude >what's the point of lying about what happened in a conversation from an hour ago that's fresh in everyone's memory?I explained to you that I didn't look at the top of the chart (because I made the mistake of assuming that it included *all* visas).>your only argument is just telling everyone you don't know how statistics work....... etc etc etc No, I'm trying to get it through your thick skull that if the % of denials fluctuate by whole percentage points from year to year, then a *relative* increase of 23% would not constitute "skyrocketing." And mind you, that increase is just relating to one particular kind of visa, not the entirety of visas.
>>127922842>>127922889Thank you retards
>>127922877Should I get him to sign the CDs that I'm about to order? On his website, he says to let him know if you want the CDs signed.
>>127922862kek that bitch from lord wind got fat.>>127922889>I explained to you that I didn't look at the top of the chartin the post before that you said you thought "the rate is only going up because of student visa rejections"which implies you are unaware that separate statistics are even collected.>No, I'm trying to get it through your thick skull that>if the % of denials fluctuate by whole percentage points from year to yearshow me the post where you did statistical analysis and showed that the standard deviation was 1% or 4% or whatever the fuck.no you didn't. you don't even know there's a formula for calculating noise in a dataset you fucking ape. >And mind you, that increase is just relating to one particular kind of visa, not the entirety of visas.yes the one related to business travel. which is what we were fucking posting about. a metal band tour.
>>127922426>Winter Synth
>>127922926>which implies you are unaware that separate statistics are even collectedNo, that's not what it implies. When you said visa denials went up, you didn't specify which ones, therefore I assumed the chart was an aggregate.>show me the post where you did statistical analysis and showed that the standard deviation was 1% or 4% or whatever the fuckIt is a fact that the denials fluctuate by whole percentage points from year to year. If you wanna just say "nuh uh nuh uh", go right ahead.>which is what we were fucking posting aboutThat's not what we were talking about. You said visa denials, in general, "skyrocketed" under Biden.
>>127922917yes. rob darken is the most campy man in black metal and if you don't 'get it' you can blow me. speaking of blowing people if i lived in europe i would probably hit him up and asked if he wanted his piss drank in the ikea bathroom and if he needed another session musician for lord wind concerts because i love playing hand drums and goofy medieval instruments and i want to dress up like a fantasy rpg character without getting the cops called on me so bad man.
>>127923029Damn, you really love that dude.What's your top 3 Graveland albums?
Yeah, this rules.
>>127923006what is you yappin about schizo? it ain't that deep blud. here's a free course on statistics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZo4xyJXCak&list=PL0o_zxa4K1BVsziIRdfv4Hl4UIqDZhXWVnobody cares about dolan blormf>>127923051creed of iron, creed of iron and creed of iron.
>>127923029>i want to dress up like a fantasy rpg character without getting the cops called on me so bad manAmerica is a meme country
>>127923067>what is you yappin about schizo? it ain't that deep blud. here's a free course on statistics:Ok, so you've gone back to your "learn statistics" non-argument. Cool.>creed of iron, creed of iron and creed of ironFilthy casual
>>127923067>creed of iron, creed of iron and creed of ironWhat are your thoughts on Prawo stali?
>>127923091Creed of Iron is damn good, doe. Maybe check out The Celtic Winter.
Since the thread has become the personal dickbumping forum of two retards, here's a titcow on a TV show mogging the fuck out of jealous roasties to pass the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOP8_wgzhJ4
>>127923135Who cares about these butterfaces man
>>127923120Here's the correct order.1. Fire Chariot of Destruction 2. Thousand Swords3. Creed of Iron Do not argue with me.
>>127923135I'm learning German, so this is fun
>>127923152who would win in a booba fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U38sH6oyDy8
>>127923165The girl in my pic is younger and has a prettier face.>>127923163Do you think 6FU get groupies? Are there any barely legal sluts lining up to sleep with Chris "Pussy" Barnes? >>127923172Looks like coreshit.
>>127923165Why do so many goth chicks have big tiddies? Explain this phenomenon right now.
>>127923073the only guy i know who ever went to a renfaire in america's wife divorced him and started going to middle aged reddit tranny gangbang orgies. >>127923091serious top 3 would be something like voice of blood, creed of iron, forgotten songs. but i feel like i'm leaving out the later material unfairly. top 5 would be more reasonable bro has so many good albums. and does the forest is my kingdom even count since its not even remotely metal adjacent? that album slaps very underrated.
>>127923158oh i just saw this. fire chariots my #4. close.
>>127923194Susceptible to something in the water, just like how vaccines and Tylenol make certain children autistic. It's probably microplastics and hormones in food.
>>127923158thousand swords is great but i've listened to it so much. it belongs on best top 3 but as far as favorites go it slid to #5 for me.
>>127923230Even tap water has calories now
>>127923194sometimes they have big biceps
female sleep token but sexy just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAOzOUoYNOM
>>127923246god fucking CHRIST i need a name. right is the perfect body type
>>127923204>and does the forest is my kingdom even count since its not even remotely metal adjacent? According to Metallum, Darken isn't even on that album.Don't like that band at all tbqh
>>127923276Fridge?
>>127923274https://www.instagram.com/p/DO2z-O_kdOs/>>127923246thick af
This band's first album was really good. The Portuguese scene is underrated
>>127922426Trve fuckin' black metal.
>>127923279he is, it just has his actual name instead of his graveland stage name in the credits.
Old man Darken's work on this split is actually my favorite from Graveland
>>127923309Black Cilice is one of maybe 3 depressive BM artists I like. Picrel is a masterpiece.
>>127922873you must fucking kidding me !!!!!
>>127923464playa hatin
>>127923279>Don't like that band at all tbqhhe's said that its basically a passion project for himself, because he would become a doomer, go insane and 'become gollum' if he made nothing but graveland songs for 30+ years. even if you don't like it i think it plays an important role in graveland's consistency and ability to stay relevant. metal bands are never good for more than a few albums or successfully change sounds and retain their audience multiple times unless they take inspiration from outside the genre they're within. aspects of the side project releases have always paralleled what's going on with the songwriting in graveland proper at the time. graveland wouldn't be nearly as good if rob darken wasn't a genuine huge sperg for medieval fantasy stuff.
>>127923464>$5.60 for Graveland flip flopsPretty good deal.
>>127923342this one's a good example. amber lantern is basically half a mid era lord wind song underneath and a black metal song over top harmonizing with one another.
>>127923481>metal bands are never good for more than a few albums or successfully change sounds and retain their audience multiple times unless they take inspiration from outside the genre they're withinOther than Graveland, I can't think of any metal band that started in the early 90s that produced anything I was thrilled with after 2000.
>>127923464Why do Hispanic people love NSBM(-adjacent) music so much? Is it wishful thinking?
Are you fags looking forward to Taylor Alison's new album?
>>127923626Did Taytay make a symphonic BM album?
Where's the real thread? This one is garbage.
>>127923752It's not a bad /metal/ thread at all. Some good Graveland discussion going on.
>>127923587i grew up in that era by around 2008-2010 i was disinterested in metal and by 2010-2012 i deleted most of my metal albums to make space for other shit on my drives (but i still have my physical media thankfully.)90s black metal bands really struggled adapting to digital production, and that's really when the older trve cvlt authenticitymaxxed era of metal gave way for chasing commercial success. suddenly the internet could grow you a bigger overseas fanbase than a local cult following in your country and surrounding region. this alone was enough to make every 90s death metal act on earth go to shit chasing radio plays they never even got. black metal was affected by the same pressures but then on top of that most older bm acts really struggled with adapting to the digital production era early on (or forever kek) while death metal embraced it, and the old death metal acts still died, and yeah.even in 2010 it was extremely controversial that varg made an album on a laptop and there were all kinds of forum people and reviewers who ruthlessly shit on belus just for the sole reason it was digitally produced. its not my favorite release i didn't even like it at the time but yeah it says a lot that in 2010 something like that was still controversial when the entire rest of the music industry had already figured it out.
>>127923587every bm act that did anything interesting in the late 90s early 2000s got shit on for not being trve cvlt enough by the ponytail spergs who wrote reviews on the early internet.
>>127923798You just responded to a rat post
>>127923800Non-classical, non-avant-garde musicians tend to become washed up/irrelevant early on in their careers because they lack artistic and intellectual integrity. This is especially true of bands.Don't get me wrong. I love metal, but it's not (for lack of a better term) serious music. For the most part, it's rather formulaic, juvenile stuff that's almost never thought-provoking in terms of lyrical content.
>>127923925Hey Heck
>>127923976he's probably the noise/drone/etc guy
>>127923925i agree wholeheartedly. the best metal acts are the ones where you ask the guy who writes the songs what his inspirations are and nothing he lists off is another metal or rock band. metal is really juvenile, not that complex of songwriting (imo the concept of a 'riff' holds it back a lot) and formulaic but at its best metal and especially black metal can also be expressive, raw and emotional and convey such a wide variety of feels and emotions other genres can't even touch on. the average metal release is really shit, and making a mids metal album is pretty easy. at least by the standards of music that requires playing an instrument. but the ceiling for how hard a metal song can slap is potentially very high for the curated, seasoned listener who's taste develops beyond 'hard to play/write = good' mathrock-brained-sloppa. i think song lyrics all across the board in modern music are laughable, juvenile, musicians aren't the kinds of people i'm generally going to go to for profound thoughts when i have more than a lifetime of free/pirateable books thanks to the internet and my local public library. some bands out there in some genres have good lyrics occasionally but in general i just ignore that shit with music and i'm all about the feels. bm also has the same strength punk music has in the sense that its really easy for 1 or 2 guys to start a band and make music even if it isn't that good. punk drums are notoriously piss easy to play and that was done intentionally to make it easier to start a band to get a lyrical message out. bm was the same way but the problem is the message bm was centered around isn't really edgy anymore, except the nsbm stuff. point is, i wish more black metal bands took inspiration from stuff like i dunno, anything that isn't another metal/rock/guitar band.
>>127923840The "trve kvlt" stuff is annoying, but I get it. Your average metalhead’s identity revolves around the music they’re into, so when their favorite bands wander too far into left-field territory, it feels like an attack on the core of their personality. Of course, sometimes the music really is just garbage that deserves to be mocked and derided.What irritates me is when a truly innovative metal band comes around that has nothing to do with any "trve cvlt" niche, but the metal community ridicules them as if every metal band needs to confine themselves to their narrow views of what constitutes "pure" BM or DM or whatever.
Great real discussion
>>127924138>What irritates me is when a truly innovative metal band comes around that has nothing to do with any "trve cvlt" niche, but the metal community ridicules them as if every metal band needs to confine themselves to their narrow views of what constitutes "pure" BM or DM or whatever.that's exactly what cucked metal to the state it's in where the audience for non-core stuff struggled to grow outside of europe except for random ass third world countries in latin america and such that no one cares about. the guitar is considered a "legacy instrument" or "effect" in the music industry at large these days, even rock is dead. sucks because there are those acts that show glimpses of what could have been if it wasn't "gay" or "sell out" to take your music seriously or use vocals americans would actually listen to for 10+yrs.
Right, much better
I never effortpost because i'm kind of dumb, and it would only reveal my stupidity
>>127924138I thought people always meant "trve kvlt" ironically. I didn't think it was an actual criterion in black metal fandom.
>>127924273bro you have no idea how hard people used to shit on bands like i dunno early satyricon for using a synth.
>>127924115Honestly, I think the entire medium of music has been in its death throes for at least the past 20 years or so. I just don't think there are many more possibilities in terms of innovation. Electronic music still has some juice left in it, but not much. >>127924222>sucks because there are those acts that show glimpses of what could have been if it wasn't "gay" or "sell out" to take your music seriously or use vocals americans would actually listen to for 10+yrsAnything in particular come to mind?
>>127924273if a bm album sold above a certain threshold it was automatically trash back then and you had to pretend you didn't like it on metal forums. you'd see people go from praising to calling a release sell out in a one week period.
>>127924273Its more implicit than explicit.I mean, I don't think there are many metalheads going around using that specific term unironically, but they make it clear that they're not in favor of bands who distort their beloved subgenres too much. Instead of saying something isn't "trve cvlt", they'll say a band is "hipster" or something along those lines. Now, in all fairness, sometimes the criticism is accurate.
>>127924233Same except because who cares lol >>127924363
What’s the difference between Brutal Death Metal and Slam?
>>127924325every riff and drum loop that sounds good has already been written. there's only a finite amount of them that sound good with black metal/death metal. this is a problem basically every type of music people actually listen to not counting really disharmonic stuff, polymeter/rhythmic stuff, polyphonic instruments, pure noise movie soundtrack type stuff etc faces. this has shifted the meta towards music centering around the 'meta aspects to music, not the music itself. how you market it, how you look, the lyrics, "being mysterious" yada yada. other genres adapted to this. metal is starting to but its just way behind and has the disadvantage of requiring knowing how to play an instrument and usually get multiple people to get along and form a "band" to produce. its expensive to make compared to electronic/pop/etc music and has a smaller market so its not appealing from a commercial perspective, same problem most instrumental music has rn.the other thing too is "sales" are based on spotify views and its industry standard to bot and fake the shit out of those. i don't think the music that "sells" well these days has nearly as much of an audience as people think. atroturfing that stuff is cheap and easy, i know how to set up like farms and i know how much it costs to run them. in the early youtube days they did a fake views purge and a lot of mainstream music was dropping from multiple million view counts down to sub 100k. music's been dying since we stopped buying physical media. yeah downloading and streaming was great in the short term but it fucked over financial incentive for anything but the most commercially driven and profitable stuff to thrive beyond being some guy's passion project that prly loses money or pays like shit to tour. >examplesuh like 50% of the time when a band changes their sound and everyone shits on it, the first album is actually really good. i'm bad at pulling examples out of my ass sry.
>>127924443slam slaps
>>127924465Post hidden and left unread.
>>127924478you're just mad we're actually talking about metal.
>>127924470yeah you've heard slam but have you heard STOMP?
>>127924465The thing is, the commodification of music isn't remotely new. I don't think that's what's holding it back at all, if that's what you're suggesting. If anything, the internet has pushed things forward by allowing artists from around the world and from every walk of life to instantly share ideas and expand their horizons. We're in a schizophrenic end-game right now where artists - at least the ones who actually care about music as a serious art from - are so desperate to come up with something new that they're tossing genres that are relatively incongruous into a blender. Unfortunately, what they usually end up producing is like a vomit-inducing smoothie.The only musicians doing anything I find particularly progressive and unique these days are the electronic artists who place a lot of emphasis on psychoacoustics.
>>127924608wow, that takes me back
>>127924629modern metal is too clean it needs to embrace imperfection, timbre, do more interesting shit with rhythm (meshuggah's popularity with zoomers has proven this) why don't more bands actually use more percussion than just drum sets, more bands should embrace some aspects of classical, modern electronic or both styles of songwriting without watering down. synths and such shouldn't be shit on so hard and don't need to be a lead instrument. atmosphere, guitar tones, uniqueness, soul, imperfection is what would appeal to the core metal audience and let's be honest its not a genre that's gonna grow, most immigrants aren't gonna get down with swedish death metal or whatever all the brown people who like it are the poor ones who stay in the 3rd world.
>>127924629two of the most memorable moments in metal for me are a simple gong hit (manila road, in flames) why don't more bands do stuff like this??
Within Temptation and Sharon den Adel's huge mommy milkers fucking rule.
>>127924325>examplesyeah sure most metalheads don't even consider nu metal metal and some of the sickest riffs out there were on like, limp bizkit albums.
>>127924676>why don't more bands actually use more percussion than just drum setsA BM artist who's skilled in Max/MSP could produce some interesting stuff.Off the top of my head, Duma is the only metal band embracing electronics in an interesting way - ironically, they're a couple of Kenyans lol
What if I told you that my favorite genres were Sludge Metal, Stoner Metal, Brutal Death Metal, Slam, and War Metal/Bestial Black Metal
>>127924443Regular BDM prefers to play all of the other Suffocation riffs.
>>127924685>why don't more bands do stuff like this??Fear of cultural appropriation? Lol
>>127924756*I should note that I use the term "metal" very loosely when describing Duma.
>>127924758I'd say you probably like scrambling your brain into a blissful nothing.Very wise. Very based.
>>127924233Ok, Matthew
metal would be better if black metal and groove metal never existed. Black metal ruined the attitude of the scene and invited too many mentally ill people into metal, groove metal ruined the artistry.
>>127924443brutal death is faster and was started by effigy of the forgotten suffocation while slam is slower and features breakdowns and was started by devourment
my only friend who's into metal only listens to metal bands with female lead vocals and metal bands from countries you wouldn't typically associate with having a metal scene. the only band he's ever talked about that i even recognize is arch enemy.
>>127924972your friend sounds like a simp
>>127922426Every single song on this so far is amazing. Totale Vernichtung 2.0
>>127924965>slam was started by devourmentMolesting the Decapitated is a landmark, but earlier releases by Broken Hope, Internal Bleeding, and the whole early 90's New England DM scene (besides Suffocation themselves) were how slam started.
>>127924981Don't you mean shrimp
>>127924965the fact stuff like "if your music has low bpm sections and breakdowns its this genre" "if your band has fast sections its this genre" is normal in the metal scene really limits songwriting. not just that example but the behavior as a whole. causes bands to shoehorn themselves into really formulaic one dimensional songwriting for way too long. i really dislike that aspect of metal. i hope we get some newgen tiktok ipad kids who are into metal and grow up without any conception of this shit and actually make music that wasn't done better in the 90s.
>>127924929Correct
>>127925002well modern slam nowadays features hip hop samples and shit (wigga slam) so its definitely not the same as regular brutal death
>>127921997Is it their best?
>>127924997uhh redditgpt just owned you bro
>>127925045Wiggerslam is unironically superior to regular brutal slamming death.
>>127925067Essential wiggslam albums?
>>127925081vampirecunt wigganometry
>>127925081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23SvtC-exhwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWkgjy_xtws
Slaughter to Prevail are pretty great. Alex Terrible seems like a cool dude.
>>127925085>it's real.....
>>127925085Why is this actually good?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT7p-5aBvRc
>>127924929>>127924365
>>127925180Nah the other one looks more accurate I think.
>>127925245Don't care
>>127925180Lol why are you like this, Matthew?I'm genuinely interested in what led to your absolute state, but you always dodge my questions and immediately fall back on your usual dipshittery.
>>127925002You may like Afterbirth's full lengths, especially the latest one. They take influences from outside BDM and metal in general quite a bit, without becoming genre salad.That's a band that first formed in the 90's, but plenty of newer acts aren't afraid to color outside the lines.
>>127924443Funny cat
Adramelech - Grip of Darkness (the demo)
Cartilage - In godly flesh (the demo)
>>127925390Useless trivia: The great drummer from this band is now in the gay band Wintersun
>>127925290wait... THAT afterbirth has full lengths and they're good? >>127925045haha wtf post example(s)
>>127925439>wait... THAT afterbirth has full lengths and they're good?Oh yeah. They reunited in 2013, their old vocalist committed suicide a couple years in, and Will Smith of Artificial Brain has been with them since.
>average Slam fans
>>127925574the average male fans of anything other than rap or classic rock
I like the idea behind Gloryhammer but so many of their tracks don't sound ANYTHING like the bands they're trying to parody. They all have this "safe" sound to them that's so common with Napalm Records produced albums for some reason. Space 1992 is probably their best album and so many people thought it was a Warhammer 40k thing and not a parody of Prophet of the Last Eclipse because the two albums aren't similar in the slightest. It also feels like they ironically take themselves more seriously than the bands they parody because there was all this drama over copyright stuff when their vocalist quit while Rhapsody split up amicably.
>Stuck in the mud of Abrahamic beliefs
The Chats
CYBER OZZY!!!!!!!! \m/
>>127922426Gonna get fucking hammered today and punch some drywall
>>127924998He's watched too much prawn hehe
>>127922426Hell yeah
>>127922426my iq is dropping rapidly. breeee
Not their best album and Peavy's vocals are pretty rough on this one. But still enjoyable. At least, to a superfag Rage fan like me.
>>127926401>tfw saw peavy half naked to get my End of all days cd signed get on my level bitch
>>127922473Great demo
>>127926422How big is his dick?
>>127926401Perfect Man guy myself.
>>127926401>AIslop covernot listening!
>>127921997appreciate this style
>>127926523didn't see
"..." what a song title!>>127926727First two albums are much better imoShame their last album without Petri sucks
>>127924115>the best metal acts are the ones where you ask the guy who writes the songs what his inspirations are and nothing he lists off is another metal or rock band.Fuck off, retard. You can't name a single example of this.
>>127924676>modern metal is too cleanStop listening to only big label garbage
>>127927192>"..." what a song title!Grave Upheaval type beat
>>127922426blasting>>127926329based
>>127924758Then you still probably have better taste than me.
>>127927261(I was referencing Before the Dawn https://youtu.be/KI3_vsrvpJI)
love me war metallove me death/thrashlove me norsecorelove me raw bmlove me deathgrindlove me caverncorelove me funeral doom
>>127927296Based
I like every metal genre except slam and trad doom.
>>127927296>Minas Morgul>no title track>but songs about Lugburz and Dol Guldurwtf
>>127927419Don’t ask questionshttps://youtu.be/iAROI7hf_6k
>>127927407i feel like if you enjoy that much metal you'll probably find some slam or trad doom you enjoy at some point
>>127925059For me it's Here in After
I can't listen to BM without laughing, it's such a funny genre especially when they scream
>>127927407poser
>>127927407that's how i feel about DSBMevery subgenre has some good stuff in it, but I don't want to hear that sad boy shit 24/7
>>127927602same
>>127927548Slam I have found 0. Trad doom I've come close but typically find it REALLY fucking boring. Just "doom" I typically like more.
>>127927602>that's how i feel about DSBMhaha yeah same...
>>127927706I'd heem you but you'd probably enjoy it. Fag.
>>127925002>why does the niche, one-dimensional genre have one-dimensional songwritingabsolute midwit post
>>127927719If I'm a fag then I'll fuck you, but you'd probably enjoy it.
>>127923274who's secret project is this going to be then
>>127927700I think its weird that you enjoy brutal death metal but can't get into something like voracious contempt
>>127923276Big
>>127927719I'd REALLY love it :333
>Spanish boomers have been listening to this for years and kept it hiddenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHBjlleWOkk&list=RDvHBjlleWOkk
New Moosegut EPThe first two songs are boring but he did a Pet Semetary cover and it’s good kekhttps://youtu.be/MpxRDhNLPTI?t=304
I haven't listened to metal in like 15 years but I am amazed by Black Curse and it's making me get back into metal. What other new stuff is good?
>>127928391Check out veilburner
>>127922134This is the only one from that era that has yet to click with me I prefer the rawer blackened stylings of DoDS and the more goth rock Discouraged Ones. BMD feels more like a awkward midpoint to me. I even prefer Rain Without End by October Tide to that as well as the more straight alt rock stuff that comes later on.
>>127928391for death metal like Black Curse:Spectral VoiceTriumvir FoulAscended DeadConcrete WindsOmegavortexPissgraveOf Feather and Bone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H96Ug-r-zQblasting
>>127925470>farty brainThose hack faggots couldn't handle having a good vocalist so he's no longer in the band. Will is in Reeking Aura, Exsanguinated, and Afterbirth as of like 2020.
Why the aliens from Alien look like walnuts tho
Effortposts are for pseuds
>>127922426Deathspell Omega - Furnaces of PalingenesiaIt’s not bad but so far nothing has grabbed me like Fas or Paracletus.
stop posting scary music pictures
keep posting spoopy music pictures
>>127928994Never mind 1523 is great.
I'm listening to this right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhfy9TPga-c
>>127929054god-tier album. one of 2010s best
>>127929054Excellent. The best relatively modern French BM.
>>127928994Deathsmell Osmegma Heh
>>127929234Hola
>>127929252Hello, Matthew.
>>127925439>haha wtf post example(s)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23SvtC-exhw
>>127929291Sup Seefow
>>127929291>Matthew>no I just roke up post yet today
>>127928570Never heard this one. I'm liking it.
>>127929385>implying he slept
>>127929384Which language is this?
Sleep token pretty good
back in the day, Fullmoon refused to ship United Aryan Evil to the United States or Russia and would also refuse your order if your last name sounded Jewish. Better times desu.
>>127929534Fullmoon was based in the US though?
>>127929534Correct.
>>127928062Nine minutes in and a lot of it sounds stock. Reliant on scales and Iron Maiden doodly-doo melodies, the lazy ones.Really wanted to like this, bro.
>>127929553The Polish band? The record put out by Isengard Productions also based in Poland?
>>127929583Thought you meant the old record label fullmoon productions
>>127929534Lol funny but stupid
>>127929635Metal in a nutshell
>tfw 160kbps is the highest bit rate you can findI guess some meal is supposed so sound nasty
>>127928570is that a tranny?
>>127929740Afraid so.
>>127929661Cheese in a rat trap
>>127922426i prefer early Imprecation but so far not too shabby
>>127929234fuck off nazi
>fuck off nazihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkTz1JSAXg
>>127929988insanely based
>>127929534They should refuse to ship the record anywhere because it sucks
>>127930034Incorrect.
>>127929384SeeFow doesn't like Kaevum, keep your lolcows straight
>>127929989Why are TTRPG players like this? (including varg)
>>127929954>naziIf that's meant as a slur, I've got bad news for you.
>>127930189The Nazis literally imposed regulations against riffs in music.Yes, it is a slur to anyone who's not retarded.
>>127930209Shalom
>>127930225This may come as a surprise to you, but you can dislike Jews without thinking the Nazis were heckin based.
>>127930167better question is why do incels have cuck tiktoks on their phones ready at a moment's notice
>>12793022550 IQ post
>>127930209Look it up and you'll find those rules were only for their state jazz band, Charlie and His Orchestra.
>>127930279Still, it's pretty ridiculous.And there's no question the Nazis would have filed virtually all Metal under "degenerate music"
>>127930209Shalom.
https://youtu.be/RFc-2aNZ6VY?t=37https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
>>127930303>thinking Heinrich Himmler would disapprove of Black Metal
>>127930432Nazis would have assuredly hated black metal. Hitler liked traditional, classical music like Wagner, Beethoven, and other Romantic composers. He hated modern or experimental music, calling things like jazz and atonal works degenerate because they didn't fit his ideas of order, tradition, and racial purity. Black metal, with its screeching vocals, noisy guitars, and chaotic sound, would also fall into the degenerate category for him. Even if the lyrics praised Nazism, he still would have dismissed it as degenerate instead of true "Aryan" art.
kek what a cancelled chud festival
>>127930457Where did I mention Hitler?
>>127930474Who are the "Polish Black Metal Legends"?
>>127930474>InquisitionI know they're basically an American band but didn't they back out too?
>>127928994>FasYou'd have to have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to like that band.
NEW>>127930543
>>127929234I have never listened to this but I can tell it sucks ass. Listen to something good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiOs7nNbPWU
>>127930494You mentioned his underling.
>>127930540lol no they haven'tthey're one of the most cancelled bands left
>>127930565And you avoided it.
>>127922404Hello.
