Megashit edition
first for djent
Post weeks
>How do I get into X genre?>>listen to these albumshttps://imgur.com/a/I4V7Ehttps://files.catbox.moe/8xl7gs.zip>>save these spurdoshttps://imgur.com/a/OfxFOhttps://files.catbox.moe/ae36c3.zip>>save these cringe editshttps://imgur.com/a/fZjkWp6https://files.catbox.moe/yjogdd.zip>How do I find more like X band?https://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.https://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".https://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts, lists, and related artistshttps://4chanmusic.miraheze.org/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.https://www.gnoosic.com/ - Type in three bands you like and get suggestions.>Where do I find X album?https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tabhttps://www.rutracker.org - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration (https://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)https://www.en.metal-tracker.com/ - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration>>DHT crawlers (search engines for torrents)https://damag.net/https://bt4gprx.com/https://bitsearch.to/>>direct download links in /mu/ archives (links may be dead, DL codes may be used up)https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/(%22mega.nz%22|mediafire|gofile)%20metal/https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/https%20%22bandcamp.com%22%20yum%20metal/OLD: >>128027208
>>128033132GAY
>>128033128
BLASTING! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYHlevHjeZI
>>128033111More like MegaKINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDCQa6sBMkk
>>128033146Nappyhead sucks and so does tranime pedotoons.
BLASTING OF THE REAL
>>128033128>>128033140Always kek at YouTube clickers making these
How do you think you're going to git gud @ metal if you just click on YouTube links/make playlists?
>Always kek at YouTube clickers making these
BLASTIN! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYHlevHjeZI
YouTube clickers = falseSpotify streamers = false.mp3 hoarders = false>>128033200AI-generated = false
>>128033204I do it for free :)
>>128033190>the chud's face when this album
>>128033200DAIper disaster
>>128033204Plastic disc hoarders = false
>>128033241You love all the 80s bands I bet. Repent your sins to King Diamond :)
>>128033251Cuck Shitmouth has the worst singing in music.
>>128033075So namedrop something betterI think this is special in the same way I think Dripping is special.
>>128033253Does it remind you of your grandma or something? :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJH0eBtnbcs
>>128033128sure
>>128033257I don't think we appreciate the same things, let's just leave it at that.
>>128033157
>>128033235>>the chud's face when this album
>>128033314BASED
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>128033111reposting for exposureThere is a certain kind of black metal that seems to be really popular yet I absolutely can't stand it. Hyper-melodic, fast paced with little to no tempo changes, "epic" clean production, and exclusively tremolo picked. I've taken to calling this music "Rousingslop" because it is usually described as "rousing, triumphant, glorious, valiant", etc. I can enjoy these elements separately or even paired together, Dawn and Naglfar are very fast paced and tremolofilled but lack "epic" production (Naglfar also have a lot of chugs and solos to keep things interesting), Bl*ckbraid has "epic" production but various tempo changes and a lot of chugs and solos, and Behemoth is very fast but not tremolofilled.What would you call this brand of black metal, and what are some more bands like this so that I can know to AVOID THEM? Vothana is an exception to the "clean production" part, I would also like to avoid bands like this even if they have shitty production.
THE IRA WILL SET THEM FREE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB9vVC6v674
>>128033380*But when ALL of these four things are put together, I just can't stand it. Aamongandr and Themes are the best examples of what I mean.
>>128033380Almost none of these albums have anything in common with each other except for Vehemence and Suhnopfer you schizophrenic retard
>>128033380Ultra sounds sad to me, not rousing
>>128033412At least one thing in common, they all look like something i would not like to listen to
>>128033291the record is fucking sick. retarded people writing 6 minute songs>>128033291His Hero Is Gone Cursed Left For Dead Catharsis Crowbar Corrupted and SuffocationThis is not dificult
SAY HELLO TO THE PROVOS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNnqpWouEbE
>>128033146BLASTING
>>128033380didn't read, only 2 of those albums are good
IRISH SOLDIER LADDIE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwOmYNvISnM
>>128033470We hate the Irish here, loved when Thatcher bombed them. Blasted Motörhead while I watched those potatoheads burn.
>>128033508You speak for one person. Also Ian Stuart was a racist retard. Skrewdriver is overrated.
Just like dogs :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogw8k9cxlw
>>128033157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zkxFkERFZo
BLASTING! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeSUvoY2oUk
>>128033157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzlr8ax5vlc
you see what he's doing, he's alternating between posting his AIsop and legitimate metal in an effort for people to watch his shit. just don't. don't engage at all with his posts.
>>128033615Yes, I'm an actual human, unlike you :)
>>128033531Screwdriver were based. They toured Serbia and beat up all the Serbs, some even to death. Also had some cool dogs that bit everyone. Metal as fuck.
>>128033628No they didn't... Grow up you lame wannabe nazi.
>>128033372I'd take one more album from these guys over all the thrashslop released nowadays
shill me some funeral. been blasting the following recently and I require more > Esoteric> Lycus> Ahab > Skepticism > Bell Witch> Mournful Congregation why do I like this shit. onerous, oppressive, depressing and wonderful
>>128033781maybe try Amenrahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NQt6SSKSik
>>128033545Why are you ban-evading?
>>128033739same brother, same. best we got is Butcher if you haven't heard of them
>>128033859I've no time for that shit anymore. Dunno why you think that. I got 2 warnings, and I'm back, so deal with it. Also blasting!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msZYrTpgZnE
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TDS35MIpFs4Better than that Serbian AI nonsense
>>128033953>youtube shorts
ALSO GOOD SONG :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS9IZKREE6M
>>128033274>Black Vipernice
>>128033953Fuck you you jelly hater cunt :)
>>128033973Serbian AI metal will be destroyed by us metal freemasons.
first for fent
>>128033983US goat abusers will be too busy with their infighting to do anything to us serbs :) Stop abusing goats btw. We know everything ;)
>>128033111I heard people are freaking out because Megadave shat on modern music again?
The only new bands (post 2000) bands I like are OSDM worship and some caverncoreI've really tried to like these new bands but cant, I understand they are innovating, but i just want to listen to the old filthy stuff
DON'T GET A DOG!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_yDUu0wAY4
>>128034042I have a dog and I love them. He is a Albanian death beagle that I named Eviscerator of Serbians. We listen to death metal and watch gory videos together
>>128034071Just ordered a dog online, an evil one.
how are people still listening to grandpa metal in 2025
>>128033325>>>the chud's face when this album
new testament album rocksgood job testament
>>128034091This is what I imagine AI Serbian looks like.
>>128033380>what would you call this brand of black metal?Black metal >I've taken to calling this music "Rousingslop"Cool, I'm sure it'll catch on, bro
>new testament album rocks>good job testament
>>128034116this is grindcore not metal
>this is grindcore not metal
Ozzy just spoke to me...he curses you all for hating on Israel and calling him a diaper pooper.
Thank you for the cliquespam
>>128034134anything on the archives is allowed in /metal/https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Napalm_Death/219
>>128034134so is this supposedly but blast it anyway
>>128034207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDb3RedWVcg
>>128034266Did that one go to america?
>>128034091That guy's jewish. He was riding the train when a Black Metal chad spotted him and forced him to wear that shirt for a photo. A real heart-breaker. Haven't they suffered enough?
>>128034258hop on last days of humanity
>>128033190Highest IQ metalhead
At what point in their discography does Paradise Lost turn gay?
>>128034071HEILS
Our founding forefathers were Adolf Hitler scum bags who's skeletons were just not uncovered.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EOYkAOfAL-I
>explosion at a bomb factoryNot funny. Metal for this feel?
>>128034302Wrong, you can tell he's an Aryan beast from his colored eyesNevertheless, he's above average compared to the subhuman inbreds in the NSBM scene
In a world populated by fags, NSBM reigns supreme.
>>128034456...as the crown jewel of faggotry.
>>128034446blast anything I guess
Kill yourselves.
>>128034456>>128034465Next time wait a bit longer before you respond to yourself, bud
why is power metal so gaygrown ahh men really singing about dungeons and dragons 5 million times
>>128034302I remember reading about that. Sad!
>>128034446Hopefully kvetchy was there
>>128034674based
>>128034730The singer of Arghoslent died there.
TOTAL NSBM SUPREMACY
>>128034754Correct. In a world populated by fags of course.
NSBM made me sick to my stomach. HATE NAZIS!!!!
opinions on mudvaynei think this album is really solidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTavHeQve-s
Metal for this feel?Hard mode: no Immortal, no Abbath, no I
>Master of Puppets
>>128034906Type O Negative
>>128034456Correcthttps://files.catbox.moe/y01h23.mp3
>>128034999Reddit
Why do people go crazy for Rotting Christ? I've never been able to get into even their early albums. Most of it is boring mid-paced diapershit riffs with harsher vocals
>>128034807Of course, it's the gayest genre of music by far
sovl still existshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwQJINlXmk
whats the best guide to go from guitar noob to true shredder?
>>128033157Yeah, I'm pretty kewl
>>128035466practice this before you start playing
Is it true that Metal is preferred and listened to by people with higher IQ? I'm listening to it a bit right now and I'm feeling stupid. When do I get smarter?
>>128035678Listening to metal doesn't raise IQ. Sorry, but you're destined to be retarded forever.
>>128035678metal and headbanging lowers IQI used to be a genius now look at me
>>128033111Checked and kek’d
lmao the drummer from wanowar (rhino) has a son who makes cringe nsbm and worships sam hyde, he also clearly posts here as his twitter has kultur spam. His dad even wrote a song about him, the lyrics are about how his son is lost and spending too much time alone and on the computer LMAO you can't make this shit up>https://soundcloud.com/angelsofbabylon-music/zachery-feat-kenny-rhino-earl
>>128033157Chud queen riffs
>>128035678Correct, war metal is the highest IQ form of music next to classical.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YaLT5R2pBE
>>128035546why are you so malicious??
>>128033157sounds like the experimental shit celtic frost thought they were making in the mid-80s, but with the added weirdness of something like ved buens ende. very strange album indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqAwXKvJnhcThis is really fucking good. I usually can’t stand their music but I like this one.
TRUE IRON WILL
>>128035763Nanowar is for fags
>>128036136Are sunglasses kvlt?
check this outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LrArVqrQA
>>128036170I watch this every time it's posted
>>128036149Only big sunglassesNot Emperor sunglasses
>>128034999>le Stranger Things epic metal song
>>128036149Nope, cringe boomer fashion accessories
>>128036149only if you're bald
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Friday night /dead/ lessgo.
what's the name of that death metal song that sounds like muscleman is screaming on it
>>128036487All of them
>>128036471Why are you sexualizing children again?
>highest IQ metal discussion
>>128036490>>128036507
>>128036487>>128036504>me when I reply to myself
>>128036518
>>128036490>[Deleted]Uncalled for
>>128036507retard
>>128036481>weirdo loser hourNo thanks
>>128036639WITH WHITE DEATH’S POWERAND LUCIFER’S FIREWE SHALL FOREVER REIGNhttps://youtu.be/nin7sAf9Lks
>>128036518You tried.
Metal for this feel?
My name, it means nothing, my fortune is less
There's nothing more metal than supporting your local conservative party.
>>128036136crazy how the guitarist is a female. very fresh riffs
>>128036903>female band membernot listening!
>>128036878I support my local Party by sending them encouraging messages consisting of loud, wet shitting sounds over the sweet serenade of GBK.
>>128036946HEIL
https://youtu.be/w8-7eemdJrs?si=dhwVtIC9eCf2aMDFJdawg tier arguing here
check this outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjVFaD7lqAA
>>128036912
>>128036903No way. If this is true I’m deleting it from my PC
>>128037140'fraid so>https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Hellbitch_Kommando/886052
>females in my porn not watching
We financially support the NSBM scene through physical media purchases here
>>128037140the on the left
>>128037167>tfw no ugly-cute BEHEREIT listening gf
>>128037130
>>128037228>he needed to use gemini to paste a .png into an image with a black background
>>128037241At least he didn't have to deal with the labour or finding a good .png that's actually transparent.
>>128036136>>128036903>>128037167An indian or hispanic female playing these chuddy riffs is quite shocking
>>128037159Serious question to you guys, do you guys seriously think of revenge or doing that whole thing again? I mean, you guys have failed once and you've failed twice, nowadays the world has barely any room for ultra nationaliam and that's before ai takes the whole thing and turns society into the matrix.You guys won't ever succeed because Nazism is flawed by its very definition.
>>128037228KEK
Thoughts?
>>128037159INHERENTLY.
>>128037253EZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq_akAMpCWs&list=RDWq_akAMpCWs&start_radio=1
>>128034754Yes.
Demoncy - Joined in Darkness
>>128037484BASED.
Women owe me sexBands owe me riffs
>>128037573why not both
>>128037581get back on the bass, bitch
>>128034999This but Creeping Death.
This is really fucking good
>>128037581More like BC Bitch.
>>128037841more like Big Cock Bitch amirite
>>128037920Stop watching porn.
Metal like grief and eyehategod and full blown aids. Fistula sort of scratches the itch
>>128038158Sludge is gay
>>128038171I like the tone amd tempo of it. Dystopia becoming pretty popular with zoomers is telling about how gay it is
>>128037581>cheap chinkshit guitar thats only fit for cosplay grody
I'LL DO ANYTHINGTO MAKE YOU CUM
>>128038242yeah, it's a counterfeitjust look at the size, it's a toy
>>128038264even if its real its one of the awful chinese import bc richs from 20 years ago not the japanese korean or US ones
>>128038250*him
>>128038250>TO MAKE YOU CUMJust let me sniff your feet then
>>128037581This is so unappealing. I don't want a fucking metalhead wife. That's gross, it's a hobby for men and the only role women should play in it is being whores or occasional guest vocals depending on the genre of song.
>>128038367You've never even seen a vagina IRL
wigga slam
>>128038376Correct, for me and probably him too. What happens after you have sex for the first time after 30? Do you lose your wizard powers?
>>128038572That's exactly what happens and it's a fate worse than deathThe succubus steals your innocence and you no longer want to NEET it up or listen to obscure Slovakian raw BM demos anymoreCouple months later and you've got an office job while working on your MBA
