POV: you're this general editionhttps://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Btold: >>128043792
>>128048199HEIL JERRY
TRVEB L A S T I N G
>>128048292Lol solid 9/10
>>128048226really like the drumming on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az4cKizof5w
>>128048390Impressive but not wanky. I approve.
>>128047989We never had a problem with Striborg.
>>128048414Thank you, Jerry.
Yeah, but only because he's an autistic retard which resonated with posters here. Not because the music isn't atmoshit
>>128048420Don't know who Jerry is, but you are welcome.
>>128048419>>128048434
>>128048226‘Fraid this album fucking rocks. Different sound from your average BMhttps://youtu.be/-i6W_6-dssg
>>128048532That is one of the dumbest band names I've ever seen.
>>128048292
>>128048660that cat is probably smarter than him
Any new atmodelights?
>>128048685Not a very high bar althoughbeit
>>128048660>>128048685who is him?
>>128048199I read that as "seminal spurt" at first
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
were metal elitists right about nu-metal, looking at lostprophets ian watkins controversy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760237729942948.webm
RIP Alex Webster this has come out of fucking nowhere.
>>128049015I see nothing saying this. Sauce?
>>128048982most of the time they're not even real elitists just trolls looking to throw shit anywhere
>>128048982The true/false metal wars were waging long before any of that started.
>>128049035it only just went up>https://blabbermouth.net/news/alex-webster-dead-at-55
>>128049148>Oops! Page not found.
The greatest BDM album of all time
NEW WIGGERSLAM JUST DROPPEDhttps://youtu.be/FcrhAycXIf4?siMEGADETH BTFO
>>128049293That would be pic related, indubitably and unequivocally
>>128049313*degeneracy intensifies*
>>128048226Graveland worship that doesn't blow butt.https://neoheresy.bandcamp.com/album/prelude-to-dying
I'm listening to this masterpiece again.
Blasting this, possibly the best melodeath album of all time. Anything else similar to this? Any Intestine Baalism-worship bands?
>>128049455I presume you’ve heard Dismember already
>>128049455>Any Intestine Baalism-worship bands?This album is Gothenburg worship in the first place. Go listen to those bands.
>>128048226AGGRESSUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ9IH8Or4nM
>be browsing Instagram>see a post from a page I like that makes fun of the Toronto city mayor among other shit in Toronto (I'm not even from Toronto I'm from the West Coast)>see Wrest liked itLmfao? >>128050455>>128050597HEIL!
>>128048292>cats are sma-ACK
The heroin makes happy stuff is kind of retarded sounding but very unique
>>128050886There's nothing unique about heroin in music. I used to think it was when I did heroin until I grew up.
Shooting up heroin is metam
>this Photoshop bulimia cover art only got changed because the artist plagiarized assets
>>128048226BLASTING HYPERGOREGRIND
>>128050987Thank you, illiterate junkie sister.
>>128048226
I LOVE FUKKIN HOES SIPPIN DRANK & GETTIN HELLA HIGHWE LOVE GETTIN GEEKD UP N PLAYIN X B O X
>>128050793>...-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK
>>128051460Dj Smokey didn’t really do anything good for this project. Roke up in the wrong hood is their best song
>>128050455>>128050597>>128051503We hate punk garbage here
>>128051610Ok? Not sure why you replied to non-punk posts
>>128051610There would be no extreme metal without punk BITCH.
>>128051634Lose weight, krvsty
>>128051616>>128051634We hate punk garbage that is exemplified by these war shital albums a.k.a. badly played punk shite dressed up to appear as death metal, itself dressed up to appear as black metal.
>>128051642>badly played punk shite dressed up to appear as death metal, itself dressed up to appear as black metal.But that's based, you fucking guy. >>128051636>t. 120lb tofu-guzzling anemic lankcel
I just roke up (and crashed out)
>>128051460GEEKED UP PLAYIN XBOX ALL DAY
>>128051854Hell yea bruvRakeup n crashout or GTFOH NIGGA
>>128051989
>>128051681>But that's basedOnly if you are posing
>>128051883>roked up and crashed out>then got geeked up and played Xbox all dayName a better way to spend the day
>>128051883>>128052076stfu
>>128052076Easy:>caffeinated>listening to music>beautiful summer day>smoking weed and reading in the park >8-pack of Old Milwaukee & a pack of smokes on hand too just in caseThat's a perfect day for me.
>>128052111You stfu, you fucking guy :D
>>128052111I could beat you up btw
henloss
HEIL WIGGERSLAM
>>128049455>meloshit for people who think they are too cool to admit they enjoy meloshit
>>128048226Damn why didn't you guys tell me about this?I thought Testament are just Metallica worship band but this is heavier than anything they have ever made, it's borderline death metal at timesDave Lombardo is also fantastic on drums
Is this the Wiggerslam thread?
>>128052239Indeed.
>>128052112Empty day filled with consumption. Have sex
>>128052304Soon, hopefully.
>>128052304Had sex literally last night. Then I roke up and crashed out
>>128052363does PhD stand for "phat hoe dicker"?
Metal?
>>128052385It will, inshallah. Found me a fat weird alt metalhead gf but we haven't actually met yet, she legit sounds like she really wants my D doe.
>>128052389Metal? I think you meant to say, "proto wiggerslam"
>>128052411may the thighs be thicc and the plaps raucoushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USN9aGpxTHA&list=RDUSN9aGpxTHA&start_radio=1
>>128052120>Little Gay Faggot SlaveLiterally me
>>128048226Some good old fashioned black metal
>>128052439Tf lmfaotfflfoh
https://brutalmind.bandcamp.com/album/tribbing-is-my-religion>$10 USD for less than 10 mins of music
What if I said this was my favorite #1 Slayer record? What if I said it was South of Heaven?
>>128052747>What if I said this was my favorite #1 Slayer record?BASED>What if I said it was South of Heaven?less based but we could still be bros
>>128052747>What if I said it was South of Heaven?I'd say you'd have good reason to seeing as it is their best album.
>>128048226Listening to Paradise Lost for the first time today. I hope I'm not gay by the time the album is over.
MADNESSS REEEEEIIIIGNNSS IN THE HALLL OF THE MOUNTAIN JAAANNY
>>128052786You're gon be mad disappointed, son.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>128047132>>Demoncy is death metal>Oh no, it’s retardedCope, they're closer to Incantation than any black metal bandThey are a quintessential example of American't black metal
I tried to like Morbid Angel, I really did but the music is so bad and the lyrics are so fucking angsty and gayIt reminds me of the fat metalhead kids I used to go to school with. They had to go to Sunday School once when they were 8 and ate up anti western propaganda (probably how they got so fucking fat) so they became cringe anti Christian edgelords who were stuck in a theological "FUCK YOU DAD" phase. It really is music for fat kids
>>128048390Big T was one of the best metal drummershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79iXRyPKxzE&t
>>128052862Thanks moron
>>128052873>I got filtered by a famous band that people like>s-so everyone who likes it must be fat and stupid!classic tourist cope
>>128052873Altars of Madness is damn good. Never bothered listening to anything else by them tho tb.h.
>>128052913>take a turd in front of the entrance of your store>no one enters because it smells like shit and feces are visually unappealing>huh, filtered them!Good one, fatty.>>128052919I tried man I really did. It lacks the harmonic and rhythmic richness you would find in other genres, such as Wiggerslam
>>128052894relax bud, I didn't say I didn't like themthey just barely qualify as 'black metal' imho
>>128052862curious to hear what you consider black metal if demoncy isn't
>>128052936No one cares if you like them or not, it's black metal
Thoughts on Antichrist Demoncore?
we are all gay now
>>128052873As far as old school death metal goes, Altars of Madness is one of the best.You might just not like the style.
>>128052960Awesome.One of the very best modern powerviolence bands
>>128052960Cringe but has some good riffs
symphonic blackened deathcore
>>128053072Abigail Williams?
>>128048226not sure I'm trve enough to be replying to this BLASTING-post, but I didn't see another one, so
Best Metal GenresWIGGERSLAMWIGGERTHRASHWIGGERPROGeverything else is kind of a gay LARP desu.
Wiggerslam is only good for studying
>>128053117Speaking of which, have a test tomorrow. Anyone have some good wiggerslam to listen to while studying?
>>128053126what subject? Wigganometry?
>>128053141How'd you know?Also >>>/wsg/5996549
it sounds ridiculous but Kickback traveled over here and played a show in New York the other day on some hidden location. Any footage? Was anyone there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahh-Q0gveWMThis shit is so fucking fire
>>128052862Correct.>>128052894>>128052944Incorrectus maximus.
>arguing over genres other than wiggerslamcringe
>entire meme subgenre is so bad it's just full of Suffocation clones with le R*ddit humor
>>128052202Both of the albums with James Murphy are bangers.
>>128053315That shit is fucking gay lmao
>>128053427What's wrong? I guess it needs more undersexed men in makeup dressing up as kabuki theater concubines running around the woods screaming unintelligibly about how their mothers made them go to church once to be considered good by you
>>128053502>seething It just sounds gay. No need to have lil melty.
>>128052960I used to really like this ep but when I recently listened to it it was slower than I remembered. Some pretty infectious grooves and fun songs
Got a warning from the retarded janny
what did i think of it?
>>128053565of course you always misbehave
>>128052168>>128052239Correct.
>>128053629Historically yes, but recently I haven't had a ban in weeks
>>128048226blasting the pissgrave demo but i dont want to get banned for posting it
>>128053655Damn, i haven't seen that one before
>>128050787Is that Andrew Lee?
>Schizo prog Black-Death strikes againcool album
>>128053072Literally Lorna Shore.
>>128053958it's actually insane how much damage this shit has done to metal. It's equivalent to how periphery put out their awful nu-prog albums in the early 2010s and every shitty -core band suddenly decided to add syncopated chugs to their slop.
>>128052112At least you've stopped hanging around school yards drinking, "you fucking guy".
who will save metal?
>>128054007Anon will with Anon's Demo
Is there any blackened nu-metal out there?
>>128054007OSDM revival round 2
>hot bitches on my Insta>hot bitches in my DMs>hot bitches even on my LinkedIn#JustWiggaThangs
>>128053583It's incredible. Ignorant as fuck brutal death metal but they still somehow write retarded 6 minute long songs with all kinds of dissonant riffs and then feature Cattle Decap, Nails and Full of HellIt's pretty much exactly what I want from modern metal. Zero melody, all heart, tons of riffs and just lyrics about raping corpses or whatever. Awesome.
My black grandson drove over me with his E-Scooter because I wore an Ozzy shirt...
>>128054054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9G4T9isPc0it's shit though
>>128054007Infectious Jelqing
thoughts on Yungblud?
My best rock and metal shirts got stolen so now i wear knockoffs
>>128054266He's going to be the next Ian Watkins I feel. He likes underaged trannies.
>>128054276fucking christ man eat some MEAT
>>128049377only decent post in this entire thread.the older i get the more i lose hope that metal will ever stop being a cringefest.
>>128054276Damn, looking worse than even Bongman or Nebula nox.
>>128053645oooh so you are the model citizen of /metal/ now
>>128054007maybe h... him!
>might have to sell my paradise lost/messa ticket because it's the day after halloweenwhatever I'd only go for messa anyway
>>128054296I eat loads of protein bro. Eggs, chicken, fish, steak but i can't get bulked up
>>128054002Nobody's around at midnight you spastic. Stop projecting just cause I don't hide in a basement all day and actually go outside and have fun once in awhile. >>128054247Correct, along with Lorna Shore.
>>128054390All your energy goes towards being a faggotMaybe redirect it towards lifting heavy things
>>128054384>Ooooh messa, you gon' make me squirt
>>128054390Probably 90% of your daily protein intake comes from sucking your grandpas dick LOL
KNOCKED MOTHER FREAKIN LOOSE
>>128054276 how could that happen to you? does everyone in your area love metal shirts that much or what
>>128054422My mum sold them for crack rock.Like 50 cents a shirt.I had been collecting themfor 27 years.
>>128054430behave mr naughty
>>128054430>hungry skellington>crackwhore mom>no more dadrock shirtssucks to be (You)
>>128054430Kek
>spasticated anon keeps tabs on regular /metal/ denizens and projects his own noncery onto themBit creepy tb h.
I just roke up
>>128054502morning.. or dont know
why dont u guys rate mgla>good unique growls>best drummer in metal>nice riffs>comfy atmosphere
>>128054445I bought like 20 new ones of TEMU just now, hope they look decent.
Imagine a /metal/ debate… Everyone arguing over the dumbest shit, but in live steaming
>>128054502and sucked a giant greasy cock?
>>128054515I'm the schizophrenic guy with keen pattern recognition and who keeps tabs on all of us, I live in a small room with nothing but a swivel chair, my PC, multiple expensive guitars and with the windows blacked out. I order Uber Eats for every meal and am surrounded by piss bottles, I smell like shit, sleep at my computer and I never leave this place.
>>128053733good EP
I need more music that sounds like Metallica - Wherever I May Roam, can anyone help?
>>128054533https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPaTLigVg4show crazy is this at 3:20 , hands and feet on different tempos
>>128054395Post wrist
John Oliver
>>128054561why are you slandering everyone todayi’ve seen you before >>128054430
>>128054559Yes I always suck a massive meaty cock to completion when i rake up. And then I get on /metal/ to let everyone one know what a giant fucking faggot I am xD while blasting non-metal of course. I love gay music, black cock, and simping for whores xD
>>128054552No one would have the balls to do it besides me and the thread tranny because you're a bunch of sissies
>>128054618>>128054631
>>128054535Why didn't you buy from the DAWG
>>128054631Correct. I get no pussy but girls do laugh at me.Also is semetary metal? brb I've got some cum in the freezer I'm going to thaw out for a smoothie
Now i remember why i didn't know any Lost Prophets songs, because they fucking sucked. Whiny emo cunt singing about not fitting in while he was literally fingering babies. I'm glad he got bled out
>>128054639you’re absolutely repulsive and yet somehow funny
>>128054686Nta
>>128054631>>128054672matthew has lost it
>>128054632tell me the topics to debate and in a moment i’ll create a discord to organize us you wont dare
>>128054422I had black neighbors that set their apartment on fire and was told i needed to go to the red cross for shelter, and when that ordeal was over someone looted my place and stole my box of vintage shirts, my vinyl, a couple guitars and a Mesa amp
>>128054713Good.
>>128054713there's no worse hell than living around blacks
Metal for wanting to be East Indian?
>>128054713:(
Feels like a downgrade. What went wrong?
>>128054760gelal needed money
>>128054723It's miserable man. They live like animals
>>128054773He has a taco truck thoughtaco trucks print money
Yikes! things got SUPER racist in here REAL FAST!
>>128054792lol
>>128054708You're a weird freak for these horrible posts Metalheads are inherently losers lol
>>128054430Why are metalheads like this
>>128054391>Nobody's around at midnightTell that to the Mounties, you fucking nonce.
>>128054850
>128054907Low self-awareness memeMake some more weird dogshit metalhead posts lol
>be me>be innawoods>gotta take a leak>whip it out>hear some stirring in the bushes>Finnish BM band pops out laughing at my wiener>they heckle me and tell me to write my name>hands trembling, can't control my shaft, piss goes everywhere>they use my nonsensical piss trail in the snow as their new band name and logometal for this feel?
>>128054777>like
>Make some more weird dogshit metalhead posts lol
>>128054937>lol
>>128054970>>128054986More stale memes, niceLol
>>128055020I just roke up lol
Dawg showing some gear that is for sure going to get your schlong sucked off, by a chick of course.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwe6FCESWkQ&t=1150Dawg indeed very unhinged on this one brah brahs
>>128044041prove aliens don't exist
>that one guy who calls albums "long players"
>>128055066Serious what the fuck on this one ngl
>>128055066He's tweakin
>>128053993blackened/symphonic deathcore is not nearly as big as you think it isyou got Shadow of Intent, LS and a handful of literal whos
guys i think this reddit band got cooked
>>128055097Not a fan of that rant there yeah
I've never been drunk of high in my life
>>128055067aliens exist
>>128055020Like your stale mixesLol
>>128055246Not even close lolStay obsessed
>>128055201Cringe no-lifer
>>128055243818
>>128055178Thank you, Mr. GPT
>>128055178Reading this essay
hey guys, do you guys like carcass, my favorite albums are probably either necrotism or heartwork
>>128054760It was mostly just produced like utter shit.The riffs on there are still decent, even if most are still worse than their previous material. Terra Nullius is one of my favourite Argho songs but its trapped on a fucking shitty mix.I also wonder if they did it on purpose, as just before they released some old demos on Unconquered Soldiery where I'm pretty sure they put on the store page like "yeah it sounds like shit so it filters posers, you're not a poser are you?" (I'm exaggerating but it made a point of sounding like shit and making out that you shouldnt care about it)
>>128050787>be browsing Instagram>see a post from a page I like that makes fun of the Toronto city mayor among other shit in Toronto (I'm not even from Toronto I'm from the West Coast)>see Wrest liked it>Lmfao?Same, but with Tom G Warrior. I often see him liking extremely racist stuff, like, bordering on natsoc.I thought he was a bleeding heart liberal considering his hardcord and preachy/screechy veganism fighting but then shit like this pops up. I guess he's based despite being vegan. Funny though.
>>128054007The next Destroyer 666 album
>>128054007Sleep Token
the new testament fuckin rules, holy shit I'm blown away
>>128054007j-dawg
>>128055591>Thrash metalTrash metal. Not listening
>>128055620on foenem
>>128055686thank you simpsister
Thanks for the reminder>>128055731I'm a dude and not a simp but women do simp for me, correct
>>128055745>not a simp but women do simp for me>In my mind it's real
>>128055768Ironic post, lass. Get a grip lmao
>>128054007Olivia Rodriguez
>>128055786weren't you babbling about sucking cock and gargling cum earlier?
>>128055808Unironically
>>128055816Nah that was a metalhead post. Many such cases!
>>128055808Simps be like:>Posting this in the /metal/ general LOL
>>128055865Low IQ analysis post. Many such cases!
>>128055363Ever listened Pakeni?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMC5UqEtfxs>The name Pakeni is a pun on Carcass. The word "carcass" sounds like the Finnish word karkas, which is the past tense of the verb karata ("to escape") in spoken language. The verb paeta is a synonym for karata, and its past tense is pakeni.
>>128055903Wow, that's really cool. Listening!
>>128055915Boring ratpost
>>128055935You sound paranoid. You okay?
>>128055940You sound boring and out of ideas
>>128055883you have no chin doe
>>128055941Nah that sounds like metal as a genre though>>128056005Yeah I doAre you on my dick again? Lol
>>128055883Are you really Mexican?
>>128056038you're desperate for attention from metalchads. /metal/ OWNS you.stay cucked chinless ratcel lol
>>128056048Nah I'm Jewish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U
>>128056075All the other way around lmaoAnswered my question btw
Shredthew bucking the system yet again. GG ez>>128056078Good post
>>128056078>>128056097>>128056108all me bw (i'm a virgin)
>>128056132Nah you're just a loser obsessed with me. Reminds me of Devin lol
Rat warrior won this one, lets be honest here.
Real blastings
>>128056137who are you talking to?
>>128056167Such a great artwork that could have been reserved for Finnish OSDM...not saying that album is bad tho
>>128054946I hate when that happens
>>128048226The first death metal album.Prove me wrong.It has blast beats in parts and is all about death.
>>128056246>The first death metal albumbait
>>128056256I can't think of a reason why it's not.the vocals while shouted are dirty and snarly enough to be considered early growls like seven churches, but seven churches was more about satanism rather than death
>>128056246Hell Awaits and Seven Churches beat it by a year.
>>128056076Explains everything
>>128056285>Hell awaits and Seven ChurchesSatanism themes more than death themes on Seven Churches, Hell Awaits is about half and half At Dawn They Sleep and Kill Again and Necrophiliac are the right theme but done more in a thrash style.what's making me look at Kreator as more potential is the drumming going to blast beats (though really the drumming is so sloppy and chaotic I don't even know if the blasts are intentional), every song is about death, and the vocal style is more growly than Tom, and the tempo and timing changes. The vocal style is why Possessed even gets considered otherwise it's just aggressive Satanic thrash.
>>128056343Incoherent post
>>128056108>Shredthewwhat's that supposed to mean?
>>128056371Means you're a sub-IQ retard
>>128056349lmaoWhy you're trying to redefine genres and death metal / thrash classics? Kreator is not death metal no matter what mental gymnastics you're going to argue hereAre you the same guy as the Norscore crybaby?>boo hoo but first wave bm doesn't even sound like Burzum wahh wahhhAre you baiting?
>>128056371shredded paper, where he sleeps
>>128056442Nah it's a reference to guitar shredding. Nice mindbroken obsessive post though
Rats in the Meme Folder
>>128056442Lmao it really is like that isn’t it
>>128056425nah, just kinda looking where the lines are blurred between the genres cause early DM is really thrashy, and some of the thrash around the same time is .. deathy.Sometimes Kreator and early Sepultura get called Death Metalabout the only time you have a clear separation between the two was when brutal DM came on the scene.
>>128056476Not really lmaoStill on my dick? Lmao
>>128056478Well Possessed's - Beyond the Gates and Eyes of Horror EP are really, really thrashy DM to the point I consider those two almost as Thrash albumsBut they still have that Death metal feel to themCannot explain. Brain says thrash, but when you listen to it you get the OSDM feeling...
>>128056285possessed was thrash metal
>>128056498it's a blurry area, like okay sure, some OSDM use satanism themes too (Morbid Angel and Deicide), but I do think for something to be the landmark DEATH metal album the core theme should be death and gore, which is why if we're talking SBG vs Seven Churches I'll side with SBG every single timePleasure to Kill however, I can't make that argument, because every single song is death and gore, and it predates SBG.But Kreator was themselves inspired by Death and Possessed and Sepultura demos and early work.So it's all blurry.But I love all of it.
>>128056357>IncoherentYeah, you're low IQ
Rolling on "What the fuck should I listen to? (vol 3)"
>>128056611Nah you're just showing symptoms of schizophrenia lmao
>>128056451>it's a reference to guitar shreddingSo, what's that got to do with you? You can't play guitar.Just more fantasies like girls simping for you (you're the stalker-simp).
>>128056584Listen Morbid Angel - Abominations of DesolationIt was recorded in 1986. Clearly Death metal release, it's like Slayer taken to the very extreme limits but more chaotic so it ends up being actually death metal
>>128056662Another low IQ analysis. Nice one Also you type like an autist. Lol
Typing like this as a metalhead. Makes you look like a fucking loser. Get a clue.Losers lol
>>128056638>schizophrenia>>128056670>autistwhat's your meds for again? extreme bipolar and what else?
>>128056667I've heard it, like it gets even blurrier when you're talking demos rather than pressed albums right? Cause like I just pointed out Kreator said their influences on Pleasure to Kill were demo tapes by Death and Sepultura and Possessed. The whole scene came out organically from Thrash pushed to its limits and the bands in the tape trading scenes were all inspired by each other.
>>128056667>It was recorded in 1986doesn't count, not the first
>>128056691Yeah taht's the chud way of spelling
>>128056714Schizophrenic autist lmfao
>>128056801>>128056801>>128056801
>>128056787keep projecting and taking your meds (all at once)
>>128056860Stay schizo and autistic lmaoThe bomb dropping soon
>>128056349>the lyrics are about death so its DEATH metalretard
>>128057108Keep projecting, daddy's boy.
>>128057268Ironic post, loser. Lmao
>>128056763Correct
>>128057268Correct.
>>128057498Loser post
