Low IQ riffs edition
Early with no link to the previous thread or FAQ. You really are low IQ.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
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BLASTING
>>128266110Thank you for the clique update
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
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>>128266147Tranny.
>>128266144Incorrect.
>>128266158Debunked.
RATHORY
Are there any good Bodom cover that other bands did?Like https://youtu.be/9fokXqwdcew
Holy shithttps://youtu.be/IypFEGztl-4?si=2yiXJX3kZEYQC1PI
>>128266205Sounds great on mute!
>>128266191so now instead of cats it’s gonna be rats or what
GOOD NIGHT
>>128266093
>>128266119Does anyone know what's up with Bilskirnir? No new music since 2020. I heard he went to prison.
what if we played bolt thrower but even lower?
>>128266245who are they?
Man like bongman throwin bolts out here
>>128266415Me and my wife
>listen to On parole>listen to Overkillwtf happened to Lemmy's voice in those few years? or did he just change his vocal style?
>>128266429And you're the 3 foot tall imp I presume?
>>128266463Correct.
>>128266459The AIDS combined with the lung cancer took a toll on his vocal cords.
Yngwie Malsteem
>>128266429she is cute
>>128266574
>>128257264
>>128266481thank you sister but normal people don't have aids unlike (you)
>>128266829Not a "sister", sorry. Facts are facts.
>>128266093grug like manowar... grug think if say manowar bad, say grug bad...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcsiQPdS-Swhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhiXRwLt5rohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqTlT3KiTxE
This is the most low IQ caveman riff I could find, but it's arguably just proto-metalI literally imagine a caveman bashing someone's skull with a club to the rhythmhttps://youtu.be/tCxwx0J-_14?si=OVsNl77o1IIbr5c3&t=1m1s
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>>128267115I do think Poppy's best album is I Disagree just because I like how "weird" it is but OP's implications that everything else is decent at best is just bad taste.
used to think i didnt like and justice for all maybe just never gave it a chance maybe my tastes have changed but goddamn i really like this album
>>128267115>>128267202>>128266957Also claiming metalfans have low standards when I've rarely seen more infighting and tribalism than I've witnessed among the various subgenres of metal is fucking hilarious. I'd argue metal fans are most elitist than a lot of genres.
>>128267230Elitist, but in the low IQ fashion.
>>128266119I like frogshttps://youtu.be/Kl_opSPl0Fs?si=liDV1f0Hu5tXlmyJ
>>128267115My only disappointment with poppy's new stuff is that none of it tries to be as goofy as Concrete and feels like it's playing too safe. That said, it's still great music.>>128267262Agreed, the average metalfan has accrued too much CTE from headbanging
That thing ain't cute
>>128266459For me the biggest difference is how different his voice was in Hawkwinds Silver Machine and Sam Gopal compared to even Motorheads first album
>>128266119
>>128267091Holy kino I love this song so much
>>128266093Metal for this feel?
new Tetragrammacidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jpTKxHgTCQ
>>128267801
>>128265818Ironic post
my god just blew a huge fucking loadspeed metal chads keep winning
>>128267952>not gooning to funeral doom jerking at 30 BPM
>>128266119Great album. I remember listening to it on my birthday 2 years ago while driving in rush hour traffic. That was the beginning of the end of the good old days. For me itsJump In the Fire Whiplash Phantom LordSeek & Destroy
Brave Murder Day is overrated big step down from Dance of December Souls
>>128266093old thread: >>128254821
>>128266459lemmy was already 30 by the time he formed motorhead. many people's voices start to change in your 30s especially if you're a vocalist. his drug habits certainly didn't help.
>Early with no link to the previous thread or FAQ. You really are low IQ.
>>128268791fail
>>128267720A band too based for this general and probably this board
>>128268840I'd agree if it wasn't for their latest album
>>128268612me casting an ice barrage in my full mystic and ancient staff on the running plebs on the left
>>128268430They’re both so long. Love both the albums but they just go on and on
>>128269205this always reminds me of the first riddick movie
>>128266093Kerry "0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0" King
>>128269303Kerry King of the Manlets
>>128269204What do you listen to usually? Grindcore? Brave Murder Day is like 40 minutes long. I'll give you DoDS since it's over 50 minutes.
would you?
>>128267018i finally understand the power of the riff
>>128268430I unironically prefer their alt/goth metal stuff to their trve death doom albums
>>128269379interview dave? no
>>128269303Posting tabs is for midwits
>>128269551Kerry that's what you play
>>128269579And it sounds harder than any Megadave riff
I don't even understand how playing be ear is possible. How the fuck am I supposed to know what chord to play?
>>128267018I've never actually listened to Manowar but this isn't bad.Power metal is definitely not my go to genre but it's not bad.
>>128269606just be born as an absolute pitch, bro
>>128269606muscle memory.it's all muscle memory100% muscle memory.Whether you learn by music theory, tabs, or ear, you are just practicing until your hands do it automatically.
>>128269626But I AM elitist for liking metalcore
>>128269641blud thinks he's on the team
>>128269655fr fr ong
/nbbmn/ is coming.Did (You) all start early or are you getting through as much of your non-bm backlog as possible?
>>128269699I don't even know what I wanna do yetTired of the classicsTired of atmoshitTired of raw trve kvlt meme shitMaybe I'll blast lesser known stuff like Enthroned
>>128269626Based.
>>128269699I post in those threads but listen to whatever I usually do
>>128269699The latter. I’m blasting DM while trying to figure out which BM bands I’m going to do the whole discographies of. So far I’m thinking>Aosoth>Paysage d’Hiver>Inquisition>Cultes des Ghoules Posers will think I’m not kvlt because there won’t be enough filtered black and white photo covers lol
>>128269699October is Gothtober so I've mostly been listening to Paradise Lost and My Dying Bride. I've dabbled in BM with some Rotting Christ and the first Moonspell, but I'm saving more pure black metal for Saturday.
>>128266119https://noholidaynone.bandcamp.com/album/non-linear
>>128269738Definitely recommend Inquisition if you haven't gotten into them already. Every November I end up listening to too much of their stuff.I'm thinking of hitting all the Paysage albums as well, myself.
>>128269713based
>>128269760I’ve heard their debut and Ominous Doctrines, but I’m excited for a deep dive
>>128269699Every year I hope the black metal retards would leave us be and stick to their own containment thread f for a month.Never happens.
>>128269786I'll make sure to pop back into /metal/ so you don't feel lonely, bb
>>128269205I remember really liking this until they started that horrendous Black Sabbath cover like 3 tracks in. Who the fuck thought that was a remotely good idea?? It sounds terrible, and if you're gonna do that shit at least put it at the end like a bonus track, not right in the middle
>>128269917No album should have a cover in the middle of the tracklist. Simple as.
Whoever mentioned the Frozen Illusion demo when I was talking about Paradise Lost, I must thank you. This shit's pretty good, and I was about to ignore all demos in favor of sticking with the studio albums.
>>128269945ExactlyAre there any other notable examples of this? Megadeth SFSGSW comes to mind
>>128267801For modern day MTG, Liturgy.
We're getting Megadeth Ride the Lightning!
>>128266093caveman retard riffs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwzx9s_ikF8&list=PLM86D3DonJ-qGmUW0StIvdqjVPb7YGHqNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udx2qhsGsG8&list=PLM86D3DonJ-qGmUW0StIvdqjVPb7YGHqN&index=8pure blastan this shit as of recent ngl
>>128269699for like a month now if I even bother to put on something it's motorhead
>>128270334Wow Sneed and Chuck are looking rough
>>128270513kek
>>128270513lol
>>128267890So do you just pick one from each level to create a badass metal journey? What about the journey back to the surface?
>>128270627You don't come back from the pitThe troglodyte transformation is complete
Cosmic codex
>>128266199If any bands in my library have covered CoB, it's not showing up in search. Bumping for interest
>>128266199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpN_MdXnJrY
This shit is so good.
You zoomers don't know what you missed out on during the extreme glam metal wave of the early 90's
>>128271005Already bored of early 2000's death thrash huh?
>>128269945>blocks you're path
>>128271026I'm not that anonI'll even name a band
do deathcucks REALLY?
>>128271127Could have sworn they were more funk than glam
>>128271140fuck yeah wigga slam
>>128271147their early stuff was both, their later stuff dropped the glam so the extreme glam metal wave was over
why do people say you cant hear the bass? its clearly there it just follows the hetfields playing closely so it blends in
I can't listen to anything that isn't in my library and properly tagged. I want to check out a ton of bands but I'm too lazy to download, tag and add them. I haven't added anything in 2 years.
>>128269626some coreshit's alright, to be fair
>>128271242>he has to “””own””” the music for him to like it
>>128271242>2025>still no one-click AI automated taggers
>>128266119Moontower'n
>not even a metal musician >mogs the vast majority of metal guitarists in tone and skill>also a great vocalist and songwriterHow does Jerry do it?
>>128271403i like how they put his name on the truss rod cover in case he forgot
>>128271403He's pop-pilledturns out listening to a lot of Beatles and Elton John makes you a better musician
FED THROUGH A TUBE JUST LIKE A WARTIME NOVELTY TIED TO MACHINES THAT MAKE ME PEEEE
>>128271403>implying AiC is not sludge metal
>>128270909NiceThis reminded me I have to listen to Amorphis discography's but I'm too lazy
>>128271513Its grunge slop
Alice In Chains never clicked for me
>>128271868>entry-level mainstream radio rock never clicked for meugh so trve...
>>128271858Alice in Chains was initially signed as heavy metal, and so was Soundgarden"Grunge" didn't really become a thing until Nirvana which was obviously too punk to beconsidered "metal" and then Pearl Jam was just rock so they had to come up with a new umbrella to kind of fit all these Seattle bands. I'd concede that Soundgarden isn't metalBut AiC was definitely more on the metal side their first 2 LP's were metal at least.
>>128271049>cover is track 5 out of 9>literally the exact middle trackI kneel!
covers should only be the last track on an album, IF you're having a cover
>>128271403>ugly ass guitar>no chin or jaw>cope facial hair>1000 yard retard gaze>homeless pants>fivehead>egghead>children's sunglassesget this embarrassing literal who boomer outta here
>>128271918it should also only be a Japanese bonus track
>>128269982It’s >deathcore but Black Tongue covered Celtic Frost second to last on the album Nadir.
just did a cheeky cover with the ladsfigure we'll sneak it in right at the end, like
>start a seasonal job with UPS as a material handler>ask instructor up front if there’s a process to start a career from here>he straight up says not really other than hope for a callback afterwardsSludge metal for this feel?
HOLY FUCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qamBmWt8Cwo
>>128272075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QU4JRK2Y6o&list=RD-QU4JRK2Y6o&start_radio=1
What’s he hoping to prove by covering Ride the Lightning? Even in his prime the vocals would make it inferior much less now that his voice is shot
>>128272022Eh, they're arguably sludge so it's possibly metal. And that's a good cover imo
>>128272133It's going to be a sad fart to the end of a stinky career
>>128269982Cause of deathThe morning afterRam it down
>>128272133Yeah, didn't he write Kthulu? Why not do that instead?
>>128272010nah fuck that, I hate regional bonusesI don't want to be doing imports or piracy to get a song.
>>128271209we love the hetfields playing here
lotta youtube clickers ITT
>>128272161someone sóyjak this post
>>128272191Autistic meme.
>>128272214why would you want a track to be exclusively for a region you don't live in
>>128272157He co-wrote 4 of 10 on KEA; and 2 of 8 on RTL.He has been coping with Metallica for 42 of their 44 years career. Sad!
>>128272226>bonus track :-|>bonus track (Japan) :-Othen again maybe it's just the obi stripthose things are aesthetic as fuck
>>128272297I never listened to this shit, is it goog?
>>128272191Ratthew is a warning to all youtube clickersDon't end up like Ratthew
You should thank Trey right now for this album, because its fucking great and the peak of 90s death metal
>>128272313HEIL AZAGTHOTH
>>128272322HEIL
I just roke up
>>128272303pre-Hell Awaits Slayer playing live in the studio with a bunch of drunk fans, it's based
>>128272161You sound like a massive fag no offence.
>>128272313We love Trey here.
Shredthew
>>128272403delusional
>>128272414>headphones plugged into nothingtoo accurate
>>128272403This post is extremely low quality.>>128272414It do be like that.
Everyone chill out and post some good music for once.
>>128272297I'm fine with bonus tracks. I come from the days when tapes and records would have a bonus track several minutes after the last listed track ends, mp3's kinda ruined the concept since you didn't have 14 minutes of empty space before the song started.
>>128272494https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8zSODUOoE8w&si=jbEBRInq_paGqGOD
>>128272495>when tapes and records would have a bonus track several minutes after the last listed track endsThat was mostly a CD thing. Post your hairline.
>That was mostly a CD thing. Post your hairline.
>>128272403You don't play guitar, retard. Stop copying and using phrases that you don't understand.
>>128272290Well, my point was Call of Ktulu is instrumental, so it doesn't matter that Dave sounds like shit.Also, regardless of your opinion of Dave, Metallica has been shit since Cliff died anyway.
>>128272523kek he seethed
>>128272809Metallica were still good up to the Shit Hits the Sheds tour.
Smoke it!Get High!
>>128271403>not even a metal musician>mogs the vast majority of metal guitarists in tone and skill>also a great vocalist and songwriterHow does Mark do it?
>>128272890>Smoke it!>Get Parkinson's!
>>128267890I've never seen this one before, thanks for sharing it
what kind of metal does he listen to?
>>128272902>is a fan of Celtic Frost>mainly makes butt rock music
>>128271403Both AiC and Jerry solo are on MetalArchives though
>>128272929this nigga fought rome 2000 years ago
>>128266302Yes, he went to prison. There is a new album coming at some point. He released a rehearsal/demo track last year from the album. He might be on probation or something preventing him from associating with DTB for a time but idkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x40-rzDufNU
>>128272523it was on tapes too.
>>128272929https://youtu.be/BmTz_dCkCTk
>>128266093blasting furiouslyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vTnHbK9ZF0&list=OLAK5uy_lk1zvyey2gCbwByhG_Fx35igacfut6_eo
Now that I've had 6 albums to think it over I've come to the conclusion that Bolt Thrower is kind of ass
>>128273275it took 6 albums to figure that out? theyre a meme, just like manowar
>>128272403Correct.
Tfw im not bald :3Good genetics are good, god is goodThank you for reading my blog
>>128273295Leave the bingo hall
Top 10 USOSDM bands. GO!
>>128273322more like name the top 10 OSDM bands that aren't American, Swedish, or Finnish
>>128272782Autistic retard
>>128273331Can you really not even name 10 bands?
im not an autistic >archival tard using their extensive, useless library so am hard pressed to even name 10 metal bands off the top of my head in general
>>128273322What does that mean
>>128273353Of course I can, but it'd be just like every one else's, full of Morbid Angel, Death, Incantation, etc. etc.Top 10 OSDM from Greece or Spain would be more interesting (probably couldn't even fill out a top 10 2bqh)
>>128272782Correct.
>>128273275t. Poser
>>1282733221 Morbid Angel2 Morbid Angel3 Morbid Angel4 Morbid Angel5 Morbid Angel6 Morbid Angel7 Morbid Angel8 Morbid Angel9 Morbid Angel10 Necrovore
>>128273400>>128273337
>>128273322I'll be that 1 posterMorbid AngelMorbid AngelTrey AzagthothMorbid AngelMorbid AngelDavid VincentMorbid AngelSteve TuckerMorbid AngelJackie Chan
Anyone else miss the death-thrash scene of the 2000s? Tons of great bands from that scene. Great music
>>128273431>>128273477damn, we had the same idea but I had to redo mine because of the spam filter including morbid angel 9 times in a row.but you are that poster I was memeing on
Funny cover
>Cosmic Codex
>>128273515>writing down the most racist joke of all time but God sends Death to kill you before you finish
>>128273524At least he's happy. Unlike you.
>>128273322Morbid AngelDeathPossessedSlayerMayhemLed ZeppelinDeep PurpleAC/DCCannibal CorpseCryptopsyand maybe replace Slayer with Necrophagist if tech death counts
AWS shit the bed again
>>128273322Morbid AngelDeath Cannibal CorpseAutopsyImmolationIncantationSuffocation (call the cops, I don't give a fuck)ObituaryMalevolent CreationVital Remains
I can't rake up
>>128274015Incoherent post.
Dissodisasters
Made lunchMetal for this meal
>>128274281He looks like he wishes he brought another jacket
>>128263725
>>128274186>rake me up insideSAVE ME
>>128274281picture has to be in black and white and feature old english lettering
>>128274318What AI?
>>128274318Thank you slopper
>>128274419perchance, probably
>>128274419I painted it myself
Beatdown hardcore
>>128274497I don't know what that is, actually
>>128274015>tfw AWS is integral to your job because your company is retardedMetal for this feel?
>>128274522It's honorary metal. Even has the shit vocals to matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfjmCQQEO8
>>128274497we prefer stenchcore here
>>128274329kek
>>128274560No "we" don't. You only speak for your own opinion here
>>128272929he cute
NSBM reigns supreme
>>128266119Tinny drum machine and poppish songwriting.
>>128272929Low IQ riffs
>>128274703excuse me but Dying Fetus reigns supreme
>>128273275How do you like neither the Battle/Realms stuff nor War Master onward?
>>128273481can’t think of any bands, care to refresh my memory?
>>128272929metalAnon looks like THAT???
>>128274889>off-center text in a color barely legible with the backgroundwtf was the cover designer thinking? It was done right before.
Any other examples of 'squatch metal?
>>128273275>>128273295Actual fags
>>128273275Kind of? They're absolute sloppa.
>>128274889Looks better than >>128274919
>>128266199I'm late for this, but here's a full album from a nip specialized in CoB worshipHis band's called Gyze iirchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYfIa_X15bs
>>128267214>Reverse psychology shirtWhat a slut
>>128274913>metalAnonIs that the name of the one guy who still tries to talk about metal here?
>>128275070Discussing metal is based and redpilled.
>>128275160Correct.
Any good projects coming out of Mumbai?
>>128275013dont act like you wouldnt plap
>Family friendly Arghoslent>It's good
>>128275202is making an Arghoslent worship band not chuddy in and of itself?
>>128273515This one is from the booklet of Judas Iscariot 1996 album Thy Dying Light.
>>128275289Well basically, for the average metal fan (outside of our beloved /meal/ posters) the opinion on Arghoslent is:>riffs good>racism badFrom there, I think it's a clever strategy on Grenadier's part to focus solely on the riffs
CoB bros we are back
>>128275386kek
>>128274547>MULTI>NATIONAL>CORPO>RATIONS
>>128275505Looks cringe
I hereby declare Blue Oyster Cult are honourary metal \m/
>>128274758It seemed featureless and samey to me. Honour ended up being the only Bolt Thrower song I kept on my phone
>>128275505Was COB huge in Finland?
>>128275756Very popular, but not Nightwish-tier
>>128275702Accepted
>>128275756They were average height.
>>128275756>>128275786Finns seem to take care of their own. HIM is pretty big over there iirc.
>>128275800>>128275702denied
>>128275817Archgoat has charted in Finland.
>>128275856Same with Satanic Warmaster
Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss
Satanic Warmaster
>>128272902>tonethanks the producers, mix, and mastering engineer
>>128275732Unfathomable opinion. Eternal War and World Eater could not be further apart in style.
>>128266119Only sir war metal is real
>>128276102Tsalal is a Brazilian negro
>>128276102Jeet war metal is truly the truest of all metal. Just listen to this...and look – the album art is really crazy: https://youtu.be/szoiA5_3XxY
War metal is reddit as hell lmao
>>128276327You lack testicles and have baby ears.
>>128276369Thank you redditor
>>128276327Correct.
>>128276382You're welcome...BITCH.
>>128276327Sub-100 IQ take
>>128276417>>128276419Shreddit IQ posts
War metal saved my life.
>be OG war metal band>release 2 albums and coast off that material for 40 yearsAre they based or what?!
>>128276517Hat
war metal is söy shit
HEIL O))))))))))))))))
>>128276445Same, love blasting war metal while I pretend to be a general when playing my real-time-strategy games lol. Makes me feel like a dictator.
>>128276517Doesn't get much more based than Blasphemy
If by "söy" you mean "ultra based" then you are correct.
>>128276557Even Jute Gyte is more based than Blasphemy lmfao. Shreddit-tier
>>128276557>>128276578Shite band. Canadian, too.
>>128276594Stick to your bleepity bloops, Matéo.
>>128276626Nobody likes you, cringeass loser
>>128276611Canada is like if Portland were a country. Mega cringe
>>128276636Lol damn, ya got me
>>128276551Incoherent post
>>128276696>>128276696>>128276696
>>128276702Stop making shit threads.
>>128277206>>128277206>>128277206REAL NEW
>>128277219>makes another shit threadwew lad
>>128271209The lyrics on that album are absolutely astonishingWhat was James Hetfield going for, in his mind??
>>128277604The lyrics about your mother going to hell was some krazy shit
fuck that rat edish noise>>128278621>>128278621>>128278621
>>128274979>GyzeOh yeah that guy, I know him before he was present in Marc Hudson's album
